So I Played Tank Only Germany...

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  • Опубликовано: 19 ноя 2024

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  • @12gark
    @12gark 2 года назад +488

    Real Germany: not enough tanks, "home for Christmas", becomes a war of attrition, eventually loses
    Dankus Germany: who needs infantry, "home by Christmas", 350 factory on tanks, actually gets home mid August 41. Lol.

  • @DiscardPixel
    @DiscardPixel 2 года назад +855

    Yeah okay Dankus, just cover the whole front line with tanks, why won't you 💀

    • @C.Ronaldo.7.9
      @C.Ronaldo.7.9 2 года назад +8

      IM A FAN

    • @gnommed8947
      @gnommed8947 2 года назад +10

      bro is in every video

    • @Pluton94
      @Pluton94 2 года назад +4

      OMG DISCRADPXEIL I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!!!1

  • @CallumVloGamesCVG
    @CallumVloGamesCVG 2 года назад +401

    Dankus trying not to do a tank build for 1 game challenge (fail)

  • @chrisenvelope8985
    @chrisenvelope8985 2 года назад +413

    I bet Dankus is feeling like Thanos wearing his infinite gauntlet when playing Tank Germany =w=

    • @DankusMemecus
      @DankusMemecus  2 года назад +102

      got everything i need (has 1 tank)

    • @MeLoNarXo
      @MeLoNarXo 2 года назад +14

      @@DankusMemecus "Dude that dudes cheating" (2 tanks in stock)

    • @hopfinatorischerkuchenkrieger
      @hopfinatorischerkuchenkrieger 2 года назад +1

      @@DankusMemecus Dankus putting the Modern Tank (the only & last one missing) in his gauntlet be like.

    • @lemonke4209
      @lemonke4209 Год назад

      How germany could have won ww2 lol

  • @poildelama2731
    @poildelama2731 2 года назад +131

    The editor did a great job without facecam this is hilarious

  • @akiamini4006
    @akiamini4006 2 года назад +169

    They thought my Germany was weak ...

  • @aliksanon6491
    @aliksanon6491 2 года назад +80

    This is getting simpler and simpler,
    from tanks, air and infa to
    tanks and infa, tanks and air
    to tank,
    soon we are gonna see "I played tonk" where its just him playing warthunder and after that
    "tonk" where its just a 24 hour video of a king tiger driving

    • @FunkyOofMan
      @FunkyOofMan 2 года назад +3

      So him going on a one mile road trip in a king tiger

  • @Trein05
    @Trein05 2 года назад +78

    Just finished binching most of Dankus' videos and now there is more POG

  • @s.a928
    @s.a928 2 года назад +168

    this just in, Dankus played TANK ONLY GERMANY! (definitely not what everyone does on Germany)

    • @AftermathRV
      @AftermathRV 2 года назад +12

      normal germans get a lot more infantry then dankus

  • @Sofia-rh7ji
    @Sofia-rh7ji 2 года назад +9

    I am incredibly impressed by Dijon's ability to have the random clips match the tone and tempo of Dankus' voice

  • @raunoluur9926
    @raunoluur9926 2 года назад +14

    Having my Navy get caught 4 times as the UK was a pain. I blame this loss on Bad lobby micro on my part :)

  • @mostcertainahuman9944
    @mostcertainahuman9944 2 года назад +26

    i think its really cool how with dlcs theres a bunch of features that get added but the historical tactics turns out to be the best
    Man the guns = Carrier primacy and submarines
    No step back = "good" enough tanks
    Waking the tiger = The power of infantry
    and maybe soon with by blood alone the power of multi role aircraft

  • @JadenLightvale
    @JadenLightvale 2 года назад +12

    I was watching an ISP video and as soon as I saw that you uploaded my mind changed the title of the video to "SO THEY SAID MY GERMANY WAS WEAK.." out of instinct

  • @improperamoger
    @improperamoger 2 года назад +24

    Did they say that your germany was weak 🥺

  • @roznerf9442
    @roznerf9442 2 года назад +7

    Dankus when u have voluenteers u don't have to ask for mil access u can just draw a fallback line on the port u want to go to

  • @Dr.Swinehart
    @Dr.Swinehart 2 года назад +1

    defense also gives breakthrough apparently, so that might explain the defense guy on a tank france

  • @Knockout1611
    @Knockout1611 2 года назад +7

    Dankus gonna covering every front in this video☠️

  • @Frank-im2ku
    @Frank-im2ku 2 года назад +3

    Italian here when i saw mr silvio at 02:19 i choked on the water i was drinking lol

  • @RainedOnParade
    @RainedOnParade 2 года назад +2

    Defensive stat ups the breakthrough stat when attacking might be why France did that.

  • @KrokLP
    @KrokLP 2 года назад

    Stauffenberg Tom Cruise discussing DAK officer corps decisions with Walter White, I love it

  • @sirarthurwesley3464
    @sirarthurwesley3464 2 года назад +2

    i was one of sov coops that game, we literally insta died when main sov leaved for no reason

  • @Racepiraat
    @Racepiraat 2 года назад +1

    Nice editing on the meme camera

  • @Voviran129
    @Voviran129 2 года назад +2

    Dankus Germany:Diagnosed with Skill Issue
    Dankus Germany after Clapping the French by going around the Rhine
    You've been cured from skill issue

  • @Normalcoder3881
    @Normalcoder3881 2 года назад +1

    The infamous tank battleplan

  • @0xAdam_
    @0xAdam_ 2 года назад +6

    Homelander was funny at the beginning, but thats too much tbh.

  • @JTSnook
    @JTSnook 2 года назад +1

    The Sanna Marin clip was perfect

  • @CMAzeriah
    @CMAzeriah 2 года назад +1

    Alternate history question here: *What if dankus was in charge of Germany in WW2*

  • @roccolocco2768
    @roccolocco2768 2 года назад

    When your germany coop is Stauffenberg. love the cams

  • @adamc9834
    @adamc9834 2 года назад

    Remember sovietski doing this with 100 light tank divs two years ago, that was the true build

  • @trudny13
    @trudny13 2 года назад +1

    Lmao, I love those 'cams'

  • @appleemperor3820
    @appleemperor3820 2 года назад +4

    Omg dankus you reminded me of a game I had with the exact same strategy I swear the game ended in 1942 cuz of it first we dusted France then nailed Africa while almost sea lion uk (to bad our italy is entitled) and in 2 weeks of barb we evaporated USSR tanks honestly we had fun with the strategy we even did a lot of mistakes but still won by a lot ( biggest one was when Italy removed its navy when we did sea lion and uk just convoy raided our Ass lost 8 tanks and the whole sea lion but still won 🤣🤣🤣🔥👌🏻❤️👍🏻

  • @Drakrath
    @Drakrath 2 года назад +2

    Why are there these gifs instead of country balls or just different font color?

  • @pyrenees2695
    @pyrenees2695 2 года назад

    3:46 I didn't know Alex the Rambler and Penguinz0 had a child

  • @bombasbounce2782
    @bombasbounce2782 2 года назад +1

    I feel it-2016 RUclips is coming back

  • @paulodecarvalho8965
    @paulodecarvalho8965 2 года назад

    This is why Bo doesn’t let Dankus play Fermany

  • @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025
    @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025 Год назад +1

    Me And The Bois Going Superior Firepower Because Arty Is Cool Looking At A Tank Only Front: *Shame*
    Me On My Way To Prove The 7-2 Is Still Meta Be Like:

  • @ItsAstie
    @ItsAstie 2 года назад

    I was playing the roblox hoi4 game (rise of nations) and i saw USA pulling up with millions of tanks completely obliterating and overrunning russia, it was the most glorious thing i've ever seen.

  • @algorythmico
    @algorythmico 2 года назад

    The speaking edits are good dude

  • @TimeLordAconitum
    @TimeLordAconitum 2 года назад

    A Infantery only germany would be more interesting. We already know that Dankus can do Tanks...

  • @et5861-l3l
    @et5861-l3l 2 года назад +1

    was dankus watching the boiz and twitch during the game or was that just weird editing?

  • @pandoranbias1622
    @pandoranbias1622 2 года назад

    Steve Carrel needs to play Dankus in the biopic

  • @dasmin1111
    @dasmin1111 2 года назад

    this battleplan is true dankus micro

  • @Zephyriia
    @Zephyriia Год назад

    u knew the moment dankus swapped to tyler1 webcam, shit bout to be real

  • @williamjohansson1963
    @williamjohansson1963 2 года назад

    Think the France player was doing defence since defence is litterally converted to breakthrough in attack.

  • @ZippyzzzReal
    @ZippyzzzReal 2 года назад

    meme facecam dankus is peak dankus

  • @user-pd6ev9gb7j
    @user-pd6ev9gb7j 2 года назад

    Dankus on his way to misplace the end videos:

  • @pieceofschmidtgamer
    @pieceofschmidtgamer 2 года назад

    Dankus is really aggressive...
    It's kind of hot...

  • @roznerf9442
    @roznerf9442 2 года назад

    Eschm the famous tank printer

  • @likeundfollowe1287
    @likeundfollowe1287 2 года назад

    6:03 hhhahaha « guys do u think i m toxic , and than the respond of italia hahah

  • @nono-lq1oh
    @nono-lq1oh Год назад

    2:45 “I guess ill go around it.”
    Why does everyone keep bullying the french like that?

  • @AnAlbanianDude
    @AnAlbanianDude 2 года назад

    when you try to do this but you run out of oil, while the game lasted for more than 10 years ingame:

  • @toba1378
    @toba1378 2 года назад +2

    dankus, did you get a haircut? looking very different.

  • @twoswancsgo8853
    @twoswancsgo8853 2 года назад

    W för Veronica Maggio i bakgrunden

  • @lilmontrz6117
    @lilmontrz6117 2 года назад

    You got to prove how overkill Germany is. It's a dream come true

  • @joegibson1566
    @joegibson1566 2 года назад +1

    These webcams I can't pay attention to the game theyre so funny

  • @FishyFishaz
    @FishyFishaz 2 года назад +1

    They let him play Germany... Again!

  • @Mario-tj8nu
    @Mario-tj8nu 2 года назад

    For as good as Dankus is I would hate being on his team lol

  • @kacperkawecki1850
    @kacperkawecki1850 2 года назад

    Great editting

  • @praph8933
    @praph8933 2 года назад +1

    Isnt this like all your Germany games?

  • @thanatosexcelsior3711
    @thanatosexcelsior3711 2 года назад +1

    They said my Tank Only Germany was weak....

  • @berserker4940
    @berserker4940 2 года назад

    Gigachad Authoritarian Germany player

  • @raymondoftoulouse3355
    @raymondoftoulouse3355 2 года назад

    Bro do we have to have those random gifs where Dankus’ cam would be. It’s a bit annoying when it randomly pops up

  • @lukasm.9339
    @lukasm.9339 2 года назад

    Dankus doing the Soviets dirty with 200k : 5 MILLION

  • @FrankyFes
    @FrankyFes 2 года назад

    you played tanks only? no way!!!!

  • @AspenDune
    @AspenDune 2 года назад

    TFW 20 days of oil right before WW2

  • @Spedyboi
    @Spedyboi 2 года назад

    Dankus just uses more gun when he is bored

  • @mwallrabenstein5215
    @mwallrabenstein5215 2 года назад

    08:00 "He cant naval invade"

  • @Fideli-imperatori
    @Fideli-imperatori 2 года назад

    no idea whats happening in the game i was just looking at the "camera"

  • @grugamersriseup7299
    @grugamersriseup7299 2 года назад +1

    Let’s give dankus real tank for 100k

  • @mr3bdou18
    @mr3bdou18 2 года назад

    They said my Germany isn't weak.

  • @MetoFulcurm
    @MetoFulcurm 2 года назад

    Tank go clank clank BOOM!!!

  • @KuuraHelmi
    @KuuraHelmi 2 года назад

    Gotta love the asmongold insert

  • @hopfinatorischerkuchenkrieger
    @hopfinatorischerkuchenkrieger 2 года назад

    I somehow like the fake-facecams more than the actual Dankus facecam, lol.

  • @jacobdominguez7022
    @jacobdominguez7022 2 года назад

    Could figure out what was going on but cool barb

  • @cragga9582
    @cragga9582 2 года назад

    Whats with the webcams bro 💀so outta pocket ong lol

  • @lieutenantwhiteghostgamer6700
    @lieutenantwhiteghostgamer6700 2 года назад +2

    Editor Amazing editing he had to do more as dankus no funny face cam

  • @georgepats1168
    @georgepats1168 2 года назад

    The facecam edit is nice but I prefer seeing dankus no homo tho

  • @alley4978
    @alley4978 2 года назад

    I liked new editing.

  • @averagebohemian5791
    @averagebohemian5791 2 года назад

    good cams

  • @alphaundpinsel2431
    @alphaundpinsel2431 2 года назад

    Is this the gameplay for by blood alone or is that just a hud mod

  • @tony-te7gd
    @tony-te7gd 2 года назад

    They said my finland was weak

  • @markventura8620
    @markventura8620 2 года назад +1

    Hi dankus 2:13AM in Philippines and I just turned 18 today 💚💚

  • @frozenfeet4534
    @frozenfeet4534 2 года назад

    so is air superiority or interception more important

  • @billwilson7841
    @billwilson7841 2 года назад

    Top Gear Germany

  • @AftermathRV
    @AftermathRV 2 года назад

    I love the schizocam, made this feverdream behave like a feverdream

  • @Poenizz
    @Poenizz 2 года назад

    You didnt answer my "How are U so Chad🗿" Question

  • @thebigboss1824
    @thebigboss1824 2 года назад

    When playing Germany tank is all you need

  • @Kittystag
    @Kittystag 2 года назад

    They said my Germany was WEAK ....

  • @HorseyNO
    @HorseyNO 2 года назад

    Sooooo video on you getting capped as US when?

  • @kriskata174
    @kriskata174 2 года назад

    Great player!

  • @FireDragon16180
    @FireDragon16180 2 года назад +1

    Sanna rulez!

  • @HerhenAmirdahVe
    @HerhenAmirdahVe 2 года назад

    THEY SAID MY TANK ONLY GERMANY IS WEAK

  • @jxxl-_-6251
    @jxxl-_-6251 2 года назад

    whats the name for the mod that you got so much resourses and factories? i really want to know if someone knew it would me massiv

  • @janvankessel624
    @janvankessel624 2 года назад

    what the actual F just happened...

  • @pigrosergente3014
    @pigrosergente3014 2 года назад

    Based Dankus W

  • @brotherhoodz97
    @brotherhoodz97 2 года назад

    what mod do they use? germany focus tree looks based.

  • @willow_tree
    @willow_tree 2 года назад

    I love all the turklander in this video

  • @filo8197
    @filo8197 2 года назад

    They said my Germany was strong...

  • @vule3522
    @vule3522 Год назад

    I love video and editing, but can someone tell me what is the mod for german focus tree

  • @MR_VONEL
    @MR_VONEL 2 года назад +1

    what mod do they use