When Japan Has To Come To Europe

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  • Опубликовано: 11 дек 2024

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  • @shoukokomi6419
    @shoukokomi6419 2 года назад +1768

    Germany: "You did too much."
    Dankus: "You didn't do enough."

    • @shawndavis1480
      @shawndavis1480 Год назад +7

      Germany's high key right though. They told Dankus "we need back up" waaaayy before D-Day. Germany's call for a Japanese Sealion was correct because if the US's inaction all game. But Dankus said "screw what will make my team win, I'm going to do what makes me look good. Unfortunately, he does that pretty often in his vids.

    • @stary3735
      @stary3735 Год назад +15

      @@shawndavis1480 That should happen. But you need to understand that that happens way too often without a Japan actually getting to Africa simply because there's too much stuff in Asia. Maybe Dankus could've helped earlier, but that just speaks to the Axis's poor ability this game. HE OCCUPIED THE ALLIES TIME AND EQUIPMENT FOR SO LONG AND DESTROYED TOO MANY MINORS. It should've been staxis on the Soviet front due to the poor ability of the allies to maintain equipment.
      TL;DR Your right Dankus likes to prioritise his own plays, however in this situation, you can't take away the EZ W he brought to the axis as a SOLO Japan.

  • @takeeto9894
    @takeeto9894 2 года назад +989

    I love how Dankus played a near perfect Japan game and the rest of the Axis still managed to find it appropriate to blame him for their loss

  • @12gark
    @12gark 2 года назад +1748

    I honestly can't imagine how bad the Axis was in this game. I mean, how many Allies nations has Dankus killed? C'mon...

    • @artos9406
      @artos9406 2 года назад +66

      because in this community only Dankus is good player

    • @12gark
      @12gark 2 года назад +225

      @@artos9406 also, to be fair: the Soviet focus tree in this mod is ridiculously OP: if can't win by 1942, it's a slow death.
      But in this scenario I feel like the situation is a little absurd.

    • @sto1238
      @sto1238 2 года назад +2

      @@12gark what’s the mod?

    • @MapleMan1984
      @MapleMan1984 2 года назад +7

      @@sto1238 TFB

    • @samhatts5601
      @samhatts5601 Год назад +8

      "How many gps am I fighting right now?"- Swigma male

  • @cc0767
    @cc0767 Год назад +280

    24:20 Axis is like: Hey Dankus can you do Asia and Africa and Sealion and D-Day and Italy and Barb?

  • @leogazebo5290
    @leogazebo5290 2 года назад +864

    The video can be summarize as Dankus suffering too much from success.
    Also need to make a counter for everytime Japan travels around the world.

    • @Kalmaro4152
      @Kalmaro4152 2 года назад +2

      Why are we at 2 though?

    • @lordderpington8021
      @lordderpington8021 2 года назад +14

      @@Kalmaro4152 There's been a hand full of occasions. Golden was the most notable one to happen recently, in that dumpster fire of a game. I remember Bo doing it back when MtG first came out.

    • @quedtion_marks_kirby_modding
      @quedtion_marks_kirby_modding 2 года назад

      The counter is call having a competant USA.
      If u convoy raid them, they wouldn't be able to send anything to Europe.

    • @paxamericania5923
      @paxamericania5923 2 года назад

      Mr world wide

    • @littlecoma320
      @littlecoma320 Год назад +1

      isnt sufferng from success what both the axis and japan did in ww2? they both overextended themselves and paid for it lmao

  • @Spazzz123
    @Spazzz123 2 года назад +316

    The fruits of victory are tumbling into our mouths too quickly.

  • @declanmccormack5869
    @declanmccormack5869 2 года назад +122

    “Canberra’s a VP.” Yes Dankus it is our capital.

    • @shadowkyun
      @shadowkyun Год назад +3

      Yeah, but everyone outside of australia has never heard of it

    • @anchovy5325
      @anchovy5325 Год назад +7

      @@shadowkyun i wouldnt be surprised if like half of our own population hadnt heard of it either

    • @timester3030
      @timester3030 8 месяцев назад

      @@anchovy5325 Bro. We are australians... of course we know our fkin capital.... Other people? Probably not. Australians? If you don't you're stupid.

  • @Gabeslicor
    @Gabeslicor 2 года назад +47

    "I'd like to not be in panic mode for a second."-Japanese government 1937-1945

  • @nickyman5557
    @nickyman5557 2 года назад +68

    Historically accurate Battle of Shanghai in this video

  • @doesnotreallymatterr
    @doesnotreallymatterr 2 года назад +213

    THEY SAID MY JAPAN COULD NOT COME TO EUROPE...

    • @godlymoose9118
      @godlymoose9118 2 года назад +1

      lmao read that in Napoleon's voice

    • @ShyGuy3101
      @ShyGuy3101 2 года назад

      @@godlymoose9118 How tf-

    • @godlymoose9118
      @godlymoose9118 2 года назад +2

      @@ShyGuy3101 Napoleon Total War intro

    • @alaskanmoose8522
      @alaskanmoose8522 2 месяца назад

      @@godlymoose9118that intro has lived in my head since I was in middle school😂

  • @pablorochera3998
    @pablorochera3998 2 года назад +153

    They said my Japan was weak... And It ended Up being too strong 😔

  • @KingCARROT19
    @KingCARROT19 Год назад +15

    They were looking at the Dankus' infantry and were like: Steiner's counter attack will come!!!

  • @memeuless5563
    @memeuless5563 2 года назад +51

    "You had too much game impact" - said nobody every except for players with skill issues

  • @nonrumor
    @nonrumor 2 года назад +236

    Holy bokoen has both the attitude and the qualities of a bug man

    • @RunicRhino22
      @RunicRhino22 2 года назад +7

      So true

    • @Tom-oj7si
      @Tom-oj7si 2 года назад

      Hey and Tommy are repulsively soy

    • @ihatecanadians
      @ihatecanadians 2 года назад +9

      ratkoen moment

    • @bradenpeppenger
      @bradenpeppenger 2 года назад +30

      Fr when he got all upset about the faction disbanding I wanted to reach into the screen and tell him to shut up and maybe next time put it in the rules if it’s not allowed

    • @wp12mv
      @wp12mv 2 года назад +98

      @@bradenpeppenger he's honestly trying to keep people from exploiting and have a fair game. It's not just the one person having fun exploiting, it's about making sure everyone who invests 6 hours of their life has a good time

  • @stevenhu9745
    @stevenhu9745 2 года назад +175

    I LOVE the thumbnails on your videos so much, keep it up.

  • @rendor0413
    @rendor0413 2 года назад +91

    Theese minatures are amazing, give an artist a rise. :)

  • @saulgallagher5668
    @saulgallagher5668 2 года назад +17

    17:37
    Dankus surprised the capital of Australia is a Victory Point OMEGALUL

    • @saulgallagher5668
      @saulgallagher5668 2 года назад

      Blessed content tho, gotta love Dankus soloing everyone

    • @201bio
      @201bio Год назад +3

      I'm Australian and I'm surprised it's a victory point. It's a glorified country town that was only made the capital to keep the Melbournians happy (otherwise it would have been Sydney). Although it also has the benefit of keeping the politicians away from the real people.

  • @Pqgers
    @Pqgers 2 года назад +52

    They said my Japan was japanese

  • @Kittystag
    @Kittystag 2 года назад +7

    9:27 the sound of a broken man

  • @hanneslundin346
    @hanneslundin346 2 года назад +17

    We’re witnessing a Dankus Classic

  • @brendanworthington3888
    @brendanworthington3888 2 года назад +19

    What the hell were the axis doing? Japan ravaged Asia and USA ate rocks. How did they get wrecked so hard by the allies and Golden Russia?

    • @mattgolka6266
      @mattgolka6266 Год назад +2

      Allies forfeited all of Africa and Asia after India died. Focused all there attention to d day

    • @jagplaysroblox2169
      @jagplaysroblox2169 5 месяцев назад

      How did they lose to golden

  • @atilax_3541
    @atilax_3541 2 года назад +7

    This video is pure gold, 🤣 well played!

  • @ranganesquik2920
    @ranganesquik2920 2 года назад +10

    Dankus's teammates are the reason he has lost games

  • @Yrojrund
    @Yrojrund 2 года назад +7

    this entire video was a massive "on the edge of your seat" kind of deal

  • @whitewolf4296
    @whitewolf4296 2 года назад +8

    man I love your yt videos they are fun to watch and entertaining

  • @Fuer64
    @Fuer64 2 года назад +6

    Steiner counter attack? Nah, Dankus Japan counter attack.

  • @FireFly969
    @FireFly969 2 года назад +11

    You always feel that dancus is all the team, he is the one who do all, and the others with him look like stick of woods🙂

  • @axelrajantie9381
    @axelrajantie9381 2 года назад +18

    I cant stress enough how much I love your videos theyre the best content on this site.

  • @henrikklingner2690
    @henrikklingner2690 2 года назад +11

    This is why they fear my Japan...

  • @Rosa-xg8tb
    @Rosa-xg8tb 2 года назад +3

    'They said my Japan was too strong'

  • @EntityVsEntityInteractions
    @EntityVsEntityInteractions 2 года назад +4

    They called my Axis strong...

  • @homefront1999
    @homefront1999 2 года назад +21

    I like seeing other perspectives as you do feats. Like taking India or when you mess up like the naval invasion. I like seeing how they respond to things like that.
    I remember one time I was playing Japan. Not a high level lobby. But I took China, Australia and India. But the Germany player was really bad. He was getting pushed in. They had capped Italy and bits of France were left. I had meme units of 1-inf and 2-arty. I sent almost my entire army to Europe, pushed in and recaptured Italy and saved Romania. But best part was that I was in the same Discord as the allies and they never realized. So I got to hear them all get annoyed at the fact they're losing to such an awful unit build.
    I believe I was messing around as well, I decided to mess around and go down the communist Japan path despite it being a historical game. I only did like 2 focuses in that path, the entire time I was too busy doing other focuses and micro. But it eventually got to the part where having the civil war wasn't possible.

  • @urungumburum3680
    @urungumburum3680 2 года назад +36

    Dankus if you read this, the Spanish city of Cuenca is pronounced “kuenka”

    • @DankusMemecus
      @DankusMemecus  2 года назад +43

      thats a liberal lie 🇺🇸

    • @urungumburum3680
      @urungumburum3680 2 года назад +2

      @@DankusMemecus libtard as it may be, I expect to hear the right pronounciation next vid 🔥

  • @octopusguy5648
    @octopusguy5648 2 года назад +6

    One time you can actually say you carried the Axis you don't....

  • @kantpq23
    @kantpq23 2 года назад +14

    Spain player is a Reddit mod 200%

  • @clixzygames2946
    @clixzygames2946 Год назад +1

    Dankus: Canberra is a VP? Seriously?
    Australians malign because Canberra is the Capital of Australia

  • @abay8617
    @abay8617 2 года назад +2

    They said my Dankus was weak...

  • @wulkano6849
    @wulkano6849 2 года назад +2

    I really like your videos so thanks a lot.

  • @thanatosexcelsior3711
    @thanatosexcelsior3711 Год назад

    1:35 ''This is a bug I haven't seen before-'' and then my pc crashes

  • @themakebelieverproductions6342
    @themakebelieverproductions6342 4 месяца назад

    Dankus should've just kept fighting and made an extension to the video or smth, I would've loved to see him attempt a 1 vs All

  • @wilianrodrigues5280
    @wilianrodrigues5280 2 года назад

    *sees Swimmy USA*
    “We all know where this is going”

  • @pieceofschmidtgamer
    @pieceofschmidtgamer 2 года назад

    Swimmy's USA: Good Morning, USA! I feel like it's going to be a wonderful day...

  • @TheColdOnez
    @TheColdOnez 2 года назад +4

    I know we meme about Dankus titles, but if you look at it he doesn’t actually repeat titles as often as we make it seem.

  • @chrisarmstrong5321
    @chrisarmstrong5321 Год назад +4

    As incredible as you did I still cannot see why you didn't use your fleet to invade northern France or try to sea lion, would have absolutely stunned the allies! 😊

  • @IDKLOL-vw9yy
    @IDKLOL-vw9yy 2 года назад

    Next Dankus video:They said my Luxembourg was weak...

  • @mrpotek
    @mrpotek 2 года назад +2

    25:17 from what is dnia clip?

  • @xorasterrestrialman1868
    @xorasterrestrialman1868 2 года назад

    Japan: "Ohayo gozaimas!"

  • @benettybrito
    @benettybrito 2 года назад +2

    You can see that the game is good when they are pooging for 1 title encirclement

  • @foxpl9298
    @foxpl9298 2 года назад +1

    Germany: alright im gonna defeat Allies and USSR
    Dankus: *picks any fucking nation*
    Germany: i shall brin peace and freedom by going Democratic and Switzerland style

  • @lemonkos4093
    @lemonkos4093 2 года назад

    I can't believe he's getting creative on the titles

  • @lillymoyse6502
    @lillymoyse6502 2 года назад

    When dankus doesn’t know Canberra is the capital of Australia

  • @tand8100
    @tand8100 2 года назад

    This video could be a golden pov

    • @schnitzel07
      @schnitzel07 2 года назад

      Literally the Bokoen video where Golden was balling on all of the allies whilst Germany was eating rocks on the eastern front

  • @smiley7399
    @smiley7399 2 года назад

    Do too much and lose and do too less you lose the irony

  • @berserker4940
    @berserker4940 2 года назад +1

    Best hoi4 content

  • @jongtu
    @jongtu 2 года назад

    Dankus - "The capital of Australia is a VP?"

  • @JTKroll12
    @JTKroll12 2 года назад

    BASED UPLOAD FROM DANKUS ALTA

  • @dima9171
    @dima9171 2 года назад

    Allies like these Larry.....

  • @JackeyBoyyy
    @JackeyBoyyy Год назад

    bro must of been playing for at least 4 hours it went from night to day lmao

  • @m7md7100
    @m7md7100 2 года назад +1

    O MAN ALTA

  • @peffiSC2source
    @peffiSC2source 2 года назад

    They said my Japan was too strong

  • @xanthespace5141
    @xanthespace5141 2 года назад +11

    tbh I
    almost never really play multiplayer, so I never played these "meta" mods or whatever
    is it really by design that you get screwed if you...don't do some *one* focus in 1937? so bizarre

    • @tommyhabib9187
      @tommyhabib9187 2 года назад +20

      I think the point is they lose out on how much eco they can get if they did that focus instead. In multiplayer every single advantage counts is what they mean I think.

    • @Conker117
      @Conker117 2 года назад +1

      yeah its not meta. like tommy said its advantageous to get the most bonuses you can, and they missed it.

  • @AproX_
    @AproX_ 2 года назад +1

    I joined a noob game as Japan…

  • @gudzinskiy4768
    @gudzinskiy4768 2 года назад

    "Dankus call of Europe"

  • @psychzach1588
    @psychzach1588 2 года назад

    Great video haha

  • @ghettosaurusrex6440
    @ghettosaurusrex6440 2 года назад

    Dancus suffering from success

  • @MrTeddy12397
    @MrTeddy12397 2 года назад

    They said my europe was weak...

  • @georgegeorge119
    @georgegeorge119 2 года назад +3

    They said my Ethiopian Navy was weak...

  • @peterlud87
    @peterlud87 2 года назад

    That intro xD

  • @jooksin6244
    @jooksin6244 2 года назад +1

    Where can one get the finest bruh ruleset?

  • @kapibest123
    @kapibest123 2 года назад

    Dankus aderall micro

  • @Tom-oj7si
    @Tom-oj7si 2 года назад

    They said my Axis were too weak (they were right)

  • @yellowapples9478
    @yellowapples9478 2 года назад +1

    >Canberra is a vp
    Never would've guessed their capital might matter to their surrender progress :clueless:

  • @nosabosa4233
    @nosabosa4233 2 года назад

    Lesss go new vid

  • @bets6657
    @bets6657 Год назад +1

    Hi! What's this mode name?

  • @Xi4V
    @Xi4V 2 года назад

    yes

  • @jaxonpecora4271
    @jaxonpecora4271 2 года назад

    Poor swimmy

  • @leaveme3559
    @leaveme3559 2 года назад

    Lol suffering from success

  • @bendi1572
    @bendi1572 2 года назад +4

    “Dankus is bad Japan”🤡🤡🤡🤡

  • @sahilhossain8204
    @sahilhossain8204 2 года назад

    Hmm yes lore of hoi4 meta players

  • @yt_tenshi
    @yt_tenshi 2 года назад

    They let me play Japan...

  • @Yeatheoh
    @Yeatheoh 2 месяца назад

    Start: Day
    End: Very Late Night
    Average Hoi4 Game Tbh

  • @DaniilKyrychenko
    @DaniilKyrychenko Год назад +2

    What is the mod name?

  • @slipivilinger4153
    @slipivilinger4153 2 года назад

    Road to 100 k baby

  • @joelleyva9858
    @joelleyva9858 Год назад

    Bokoen and Golden more talk, and noob at the games 😂😂

  • @ausar3852
    @ausar3852 2 года назад +4

    Dankus should have helped axis instead of wasting time... he went in too late

    • @gg_plays7647
      @gg_plays7647 Год назад

      shut up dude he came to europe with 120 divisions and conquered all of africa and half of asia
      he did more than any japan player would ever do in 1943 what are you on about

  • @m1k3yyJ
    @m1k3yyJ 2 года назад

    "DANKUS JAPAN IS BAD!"

  • @ngnxtan
    @ngnxtan 2 года назад +1

    Dankus, making your division bigger does not help with supression, that is not how it works.

  • @elanis2151
    @elanis2151 2 года назад

    which mod they< are playin?

  • @flashteal9415
    @flashteal9415 2 года назад

    Are they running this mod with BBA? Because when I try to use it the game gives me error

  • @cheqqo5708
    @cheqqo5708 Год назад

    ESHPOR- *sob* ts...

  • @al3dhell831
    @al3dhell831 2 года назад +2

    What is the name of the mod?

  • @noaheke2666
    @noaheke2666 2 года назад

    16:16 swimmy moment

  • @ThinkingOutLoud1.1
    @ThinkingOutLoud1.1 2 года назад +1

    What mod

  • @nicnicninc7685
    @nicnicninc7685 2 года назад +1

    That invesion of china was so scuffed wtf

    • @leogazebo5290
      @leogazebo5290 2 года назад

      Nah Dankus was larping the Battle of Shanghai

    • @thelemonofgaming6303
      @thelemonofgaming6303 Год назад

      So was your spelling of "Invasion".

    • @nicnicninc7685
      @nicnicninc7685 Год назад

      @@thelemonofgaming6303 damn i didn't even notice when i revisited this video some time ago

  • @igortytarenko9136
    @igortytarenko9136 2 года назад +1

    What does "Alta" means???

  • @friedhelminkursk503
    @friedhelminkursk503 2 года назад +1

    E SPORTS EEEEE SPORTS MAN LESS GOO OMANN ALLLLLLLTAA

  • @rokokralj5482
    @rokokralj5482 2 года назад

    yo dankus big fan here, i have a question what mods do u use for playing rp like u did in this game w japan?

    • @DankusMemecus
      @DankusMemecus  2 года назад +8

      this wasnt rp, mod is Their Finest Bruh

  • @jodp6664
    @jodp6664 Год назад

    Great game. what mod is this?

  • @qzr644
    @qzr644 2 года назад

    what divisions does he use

  • @brendanvanecko582
    @brendanvanecko582 Год назад

    I mean yeah the axis lost but Japan could probably beat everyone else at that point considering swimmy.