Why Dunkin' has such dry a$$ terrible donuts nowadays

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  • @AndrewRousso
    @AndrewRousso  8 месяцев назад +1861

    Aight favorite type of donut??

    • @CleverMetaphor
      @CleverMetaphor 8 месяцев назад +55

      Ughhhh the blueberry but I hate Dunkin lol

    • @Randomeud
      @Randomeud 8 месяцев назад +116

      I like donut

    • @Treafa7
      @Treafa7 8 месяцев назад +15

      Chocolate with chocolate frosting and sprinkles

    • @003mohamud
      @003mohamud 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@CleverMetaphor same

    • @17Liberty76
      @17Liberty76 8 месяцев назад +11

      The kind that skeletons like to get...BONED with 🤪

  • @spiderknight217
    @spiderknight217 8 месяцев назад +6257

    First he invented the Everything Bagel so we could feel Everything, now he is dedicating his dry donuts so he can save Everything. Masterful

    • @WailOfDoom
      @WailOfDoom 8 месяцев назад +97

      From Everything Bagels, to Nothing Donuts.
      True the dichotomy of a modern day genius.

    • @Omega_Prime7
      @Omega_Prime7 8 месяцев назад +10

      Created the everything bagel to feel everything to save everything so people can keep feeling everything. 😂

    • @alexandermiles5842
      @alexandermiles5842 8 месяцев назад +5

      I was in search of the perfect comment and by Roosevelt's Nostache (Nose and Mustache hair) I've found it. 👏🏾👏🏾Magnificent!!👏🏾👏🏾

    • @DarrenWilsonOne
      @DarrenWilsonOne 8 месяцев назад +9

      He's saving everyone and everything from the asteroid just so his petty revenge plot can save everyone for a fate worse than asteroidal annihilation.
      Don't you see...
      When everyone is saved from the asteroid, who are they going to turn to?
      Mr. Everything bagels...
      And who's donuts will they eat in reward for his salvation?
      His...
      And thusly, he who giveth life, by whom is such like taken away?
      HIM 😳😱🥶☠️

    • @protalghulnist4126
      @protalghulnist4126 8 месяцев назад +3

      Isn’t the everything bagel from everything everywhere all at once?

  • @alexforce9
    @alexforce9 8 месяцев назад +3758

    Andrew had to buy one donut, despised it after one bite and decided to make a video. I respect that.

    • @deathinaction
      @deathinaction 8 месяцев назад +4

      No, they are all trash at Dunkin
      Every. One.

    • @portlandgoose4727
      @portlandgoose4727 8 месяцев назад +150

      Nah. This is art which could only come from a man who experienced the tragic, heart-wrenching canon-arc of Dunkin first-hand

    • @mooneymakes359
      @mooneymakes359 8 месяцев назад +2

      dunkin donuts is really good though perhaps his pallet is off

    • @quasimofo6811
      @quasimofo6811 8 месяцев назад +56

      ​@@mooneymakes359Maybe the quality varies by location? A Dunkin opened up near me recently, and their donuts are absolute garbage. I would literally rather get Walmart donuts than eat those stale rings of sadness.

    • @dubiousinformation1756
      @dubiousinformation1756 8 месяцев назад +20

      ​@@mooneymakes359
      No, Dunkin is awful, and it's donuts make me sick after two bites.
      It's coffee and bagels are barely edible.
      It somehow manages to be as bad as McDonald's breakfast items, and McDonald's eggs taste like plastic.

  • @frederickburton3440
    @frederickburton3440 6 месяцев назад +232

    The skit was gold...GOLD!
    This close to being done...
    and you mixed up quenched and parched.

    • @phonkey
      @phonkey Месяц назад +1

      Yes!

    • @AtAtaylor
      @AtAtaylor Месяц назад +9

      I think he was saying they were too hydrated (“quenched”) and that the dryness of the donuts is him using the technology that would have saved them to punish the rest of humanity.

  • @flamesbaldwin108
    @flamesbaldwin108 8 месяцев назад +65

    "Any dryer and the structural integrity of the donut will FAIL." is the wildest shit I've heard all day

  • @thecornerkid402
    @thecornerkid402 8 месяцев назад +1427

    If anyone is curious, the story of Dunkin Donuts terrible donuts is the chain was founded by a man named Bill Rosenberg. He served in Italy in World War 2 where he discovered and fell in love with European coffee. Once the war was over, he came home with one dream, bring that to America. So he spent a lot of money shipping one of the first drip coffee makers America had ever seen and decided to buy a coffee truck. He would drive around to construction sites and sell coffee and soon everyone would start to appreciate good coffee. But every loan officer stared blankly at him and said they wouldn’t give him a loan just to sell coffee. Finally, he lost it and basically yelled at someone, “FINE! I’ll sell donuts too. Will you give me the money now?” They did.
    One truck became two became three became a store then a franchise. As it spread, anytime things got rough and prices needed to be cut, he responded the same way, “cut corners on the donuts but don’t touch the coffee.”
    That’s why Dunkin’s donuts are subpar, their founder did not care a lick about them and never even wanted to make them.

    • @Galfrid
      @Galfrid 8 месяцев назад +179

      Now THAT'S DEDICATION you can TASTE for yourself!! 🤣
      (Seriously, they suck worse than Supermarket donuts)

    • @null6634
      @null6634 8 месяцев назад +108

      That makes a lot of sense. D&D has had the worst donuts since the 80's at least.

    • @JimsyFlimsy
      @JimsyFlimsy 8 месяцев назад +111

      Fair. I'd rather have good coffee than good sugar-packed diabetes rings so I don't care.

    • @ZanAzoth
      @ZanAzoth 8 месяцев назад +156

      Shame the coffee still sucks

    • @ImnotassweetasIusedtobe
      @ImnotassweetasIusedtobe 8 месяцев назад +121

      Then why does the coffee taste awful too?

  • @CrimsonAzure-fh6yb
    @CrimsonAzure-fh6yb 8 месяцев назад +2463

    Andrew is the only person who can make three feature films into a singular four minute video, whilst losing none of the value, and at the same time increasing my vocabulary better than years of a grammar school education

    • @stevenswall
      @stevenswall 8 месяцев назад +8

      What are all of the films? I could only pick out inception and maybe interstellar.

    • @Huskey27
      @Huskey27 8 месяцев назад +21

      Armageddon with Bruce Willis I reckon@@stevenswall

    • @deathinaction
      @deathinaction 8 месяцев назад +3

      It's glorious

    • @kritiosboy
      @kritiosboy 8 месяцев назад +12

      Better casting also

    • @bobbymunroe8602
      @bobbymunroe8602 8 месяцев назад +3

      Everything everywhere all at once

  • @taiven.lechevalier
    @taiven.lechevalier 8 месяцев назад +368

    Andrew writes more compelling plots and characters than 95% of all films produced in the past 25 years.

    • @phenel
      @phenel 2 месяца назад +5

      25 years is a bit of a stretch. last decade would be a bit more on point.

    • @chinmeysway
      @chinmeysway 2 месяца назад +1

      not sure bout that. it’s a maybe?

    • @user-yl7kl7sl1g
      @user-yl7kl7sl1g 2 месяца назад +2

      Kee and Peel started as comedy people and now direct horror films. I could see him become a mega director of mega big fat budget films one day.

  • @TophinatorStreams
    @TophinatorStreams 8 месяцев назад +14

    “…festooned ornamentation”
    😂 You thesaurus wielding maniac!

  • @theimperviousfirecracker7934
    @theimperviousfirecracker7934 8 месяцев назад +1047

    Andrew really had one Donut from Dunkin and decided to write this sketch.

    • @WillKlein
      @WillKlein 8 месяцев назад +43

      That's all it takes.

    • @deathinaction
      @deathinaction 8 месяцев назад +1

      No, they are all trash at Dunkin
      Every. One.

    • @mikoajpietrych6168
      @mikoajpietrych6168 8 месяцев назад +2

      nice avatar

    • @swampfoxfpv
      @swampfoxfpv 8 месяцев назад +12

      Nah, you gotta know how good they used to be for this

    • @Broockle
      @Broockle 8 месяцев назад +3


      I haven't been to Dunkin Donuts since like 2017.
      They were aight then.
      I liked getting a bag of munchkins.
      Kinda lost the appeal for me when they advertised coffee more. I dun even like coffee.

  • @richardpowell4281
    @richardpowell4281 8 месяцев назад +448

    I like to think Andrew just bought some Dunkin donuts and was displeased and wrote an entire skit just because of it.

  • @robertross45
    @robertross45 8 месяцев назад +69

    The acting, partucularly the inflection and emphasis on specific words, is perfect. In addition, the music fit perfectly.

    • @idrinkmilk282
      @idrinkmilk282 2 месяца назад

      Lmao calm down😅😅😅 "perfect inflection"
      That's not a thing. Glaze harder

    • @robertross45
      @robertross45 2 месяца назад +1

      @@idrinkmilk282 Yes it is.

  • @konciousmind
    @konciousmind 8 месяцев назад +71

    I can't even describe how much I laughed every time you called out the donuts for being dry and shitty 🤣 Thank you

  • @eclipsingshadows5421
    @eclipsingshadows5421 8 месяцев назад +996

    In a bakery, where pastries lay,
    Dry donuts sat in dismay,
    No glaze to glisten, no sugar to play,
    They longed for a moist and sweet array.
    Their crust, a desert, no flavors to sway,
    Craving a dip in coffee, to brighten their day,
    But they waited in silence, in rows they'd stay,
    Dreaming of frosting, in a sugary ballet.

    • @Rosaslav
      @Rosaslav 8 месяцев назад +67

      dude… how can you drop a bomb like this

    • @elkc4355
      @elkc4355 8 месяцев назад +21

      Needs more likes bro

    • @AntiGravityC9
      @AntiGravityC9 8 месяцев назад +42

      DryGPT

    • @thevikingsock8527
      @thevikingsock8527 8 месяцев назад +14

      chatgpt wrote that, we all know

    • @thevikingsock8527
      @thevikingsock8527 8 месяцев назад

      its fn chatgpt@@elkc4355

  • @bullgodjake
    @bullgodjake 8 месяцев назад +297

    I feel like Andrew had a subpar experience at Dunkin' Donuts this morning.

  • @wandrin2925
    @wandrin2925 8 месяцев назад +13

    First his family... now his reputation...
    Under that stress, we would all crumble... just like their donuts.

  • @Vespyr_
    @Vespyr_ 8 месяцев назад +138

    I remember when just walking by a Dunkin Donuts you could smell the fresh donuts being made every morning down the street. I can't believe they're getting them frozen and shipped to stores now. That's just a damn shame.

    • @JustMe-gs9xi
      @JustMe-gs9xi 4 месяца назад +3

      Me Too!,,,,

    • @umarbentley4953
      @umarbentley4953 3 месяца назад +2

      It’s horrible and I can’t believe people buy this junk.

    • @AchedSphinx
      @AchedSphinx 27 дней назад

      there's a krispy kreme about 40 miles away from where i live. inside you can see a giant conveyor belt frying and glazing the donuts. perhaps one of the few times i had a donut freshly made like that.

  • @Billbeaux
    @Billbeaux 8 месяцев назад +515

    I wonder if Dunkin Donuts could sue for defamation after you absolutely roasted, toasted, burned, and left them out to DRY!

    • @jimslim4227
      @jimslim4227 8 месяцев назад +10

      *copyright infringement

    • @Thunderbender18830
      @Thunderbender18830 8 месяцев назад +82

      Only defamation if it’s untrue. All the judge has to do is eat one donut and she’ll throw out the case.

    • @Spark412
      @Spark412 8 месяцев назад +8

      Not really. Dunkin isn't that bad.
      It's better than them greasy-ass Krispy Kreme donuts after they cool off.

    • @notquitehim
      @notquitehim 8 месяцев назад +2

      more dry

    • @mooneymakes359
      @mooneymakes359 8 месяцев назад +1

      dunkin is the supreme donut dudes just a hater and wants to be "different"

  • @chocolaterain5097
    @chocolaterain5097 8 месяцев назад +514

    The Popeyes biscuit mix, yes! A scientific phenomenon.

    • @roostre5254
      @roostre5254 8 месяцев назад +19

      nothing dryer

    • @coolbrotherf127
      @coolbrotherf127 8 месяцев назад +25

      They figured out how to make it out of dark matter water so it has negative water content.

    • @snes90
      @snes90 8 месяцев назад +5

      I don't care if it wouldn't lower the price. I don't care if I'd have to pay extra! Just don't give me those damn biscuits.

    • @Cynsham
      @Cynsham 8 месяцев назад +2

      they gotta mix in some of those silica gel packets that they put in beef jerky just to make extra sure there is not even a SINGULAR water molecule in those donuts

  • @Cpl.Clawhammer
    @Cpl.Clawhammer 8 месяцев назад +42

    Aside from “quenched” probably meaning the opposite of what you think this means, this was incredibly well done! Excellently written, extraordinarily well scored, and the timing and acting were on-point, extremely well shot and edited.

    • @smithsmith6402
      @smithsmith6402 26 дней назад +1

      Yeah pretty sure he was looking for the word 'parched' instead.

  • @soundnfury
    @soundnfury 3 месяца назад +3

    This short skit about donuts has more intense emotions and acting than the entire Paranormal Activity series combined.

  • @hibernationgaming
    @hibernationgaming 8 месяцев назад +221

    The fucking character development and pay of better than any sci fi film in the last decade. Holy fuck. Andrew does it again.

  • @b.a.t..
    @b.a.t.. 8 месяцев назад +729

    Andrew blessed us with another masterpiece

    • @DjangoBruh
      @DjangoBruh 8 месяцев назад

      How tf would you know, you literally haven't had enough time to watch it yet

    • @b.a.t..
      @b.a.t.. 8 месяцев назад +20

      @@DjangoBruh I don't need to touch the water to know its wet. I don't need to look at the sun to know its bright

    • @peplegal32
      @peplegal32 8 месяцев назад +5

      @@b.a.t.. Amen, brother. Amen.

    • @catscratchfever1473
      @catscratchfever1473 8 месяцев назад +3

      Perfection except the use of “quenched” instead of “parched”. I’m not making content of any quality, so I’ll allow it.

    • @bruhbruhson8864
      @bruhbruhson8864 8 месяцев назад

      @@catscratchfever1473I’m gonna punch you

  • @OneD33pTX
    @OneD33pTX 8 месяцев назад +15

    I’m so glad Christopher Nolan is going to get a well deserved Oscar for this masterpiece.

  • @calebtheholyman545
    @calebtheholyman545 8 месяцев назад +105

    As a former Dunkin employee, the donuts suck because theyre literally frozen and then thawed out each night, so by breakfast they're stale. Also they never clean the icing station out fully, so theres almost definitely mold in there. I had to beg them to follow health codes and they refused to listen and only ever pushed us to be on the clock less so we wouldnt take an extra 3 bucks from store payroll budget. One night, to prove a point, i cut myself bad but was told to clock out by a certain time or face consequences, so I left the kitchen covered in blood and clocked out. Then i reported them to the health dept.

    • @johnmichaeladelman
      @johnmichaeladelman 7 месяцев назад +9

      Dude that's crazy, sorry they treated you like that😕

    • @djbabidadi2545
      @djbabidadi2545 5 месяцев назад +10

      Thank you for reporting them to the health department.

    • @mani-ud8cu
      @mani-ud8cu 4 месяца назад +7

      blood sacrifice for the sake of health

    • @JustMe-gs9xi
      @JustMe-gs9xi 4 месяца назад +3

      That's Grosser Than Gross!!!!,,,, I won't 'touch' those 'donuts',,,, They need to make their own, from scratch, the way they Used to (if anyone can remember that far back). They used to have a Dunkies Donut Making School near where i grew up.

  • @lornmalvo2541
    @lornmalvo2541 8 месяцев назад +836

    I get invested in the characters and plot of Andrew's short films more than full ass films/series that gets produced nowadays. I know you don't get many views on these, Andrew, but please don't stop making these. This is masterpiece and art in its truest form and it can't die.

    • @havok9525
      @havok9525 8 месяцев назад +12

      ikr? Timmy's saga was a masterpiece for example ☝

    • @neanda
      @neanda 8 месяцев назад +1

      💯💯💯

    • @einholzstuhl252
      @einholzstuhl252 8 месяцев назад +7

      3 days and 170k+ views on this video.
      I would not call that "Not many views".

    • @shadowproductions969
      @shadowproductions969 8 месяцев назад +5

      he's a great actor.. even with this absurd plot lines. Not many can do melodrama

    • @Nightman9001
      @Nightman9001 8 месяцев назад

      If you compare the amount of work required vs the amount of views in comparison to his other content and subscriber count... Yeah, it's not many. @@einholzstuhl252

  • @17Liberty76
    @17Liberty76 8 месяцев назад +174

    It went deeper than I could ever have been tortured to imagine in my wildest, drug induced nightmares 😢

  • @varza_cu_ciolan
    @varza_cu_ciolan 8 месяцев назад +6

    This is without a doubt one of my favourite videos on the platform, the way you Dunk on them donuts is masterful 😂

  • @djbabidadi2545
    @djbabidadi2545 5 месяцев назад +7

    This is the best movie of 2023. Dont even try to prove me wrong.

  • @M1ntt806
    @M1ntt806 8 месяцев назад +60

    This was beyond comedy Andrew. This was a cinematic experience lmao

  • @KombatKrab
    @KombatKrab 5 месяцев назад +4

    All I can say is I'm very excited for your future. Yet another 5 minute epic with the ups and downs of a feature film.

  • @bobross7469
    @bobross7469 7 месяцев назад +8

    “Make quality donuts that are never frozen” as a former Dunkin employee I can guarantee they are trash regardless if they’re frozen or not, and yes we’re saving humanity by making them dry as hell

  • @muhammetk352
    @muhammetk352 8 месяцев назад +118

    This makes me want to see a full length movie with Andrew and him only. Just one and a half hour of him talking to himself in various roles.

    • @sldenn5303
      @sldenn5303 8 месяцев назад +1

      I keep forgetting it’s the same person playing all the roles.

    • @DMofBriseras
      @DMofBriseras 8 месяцев назад +2

      The Timmy playlist is pretty close. Got seriously invested in that one. 😂

    • @Nightman9001
      @Nightman9001 8 месяцев назад

      I rarely watch movies anymore, probably like once a year, but I'd be glued to the couch for this xD
      Too bad there's no way in hell it'd be a commercially viable idea... Would probably take years of work and then what, earn him at best 3 or 4x the revenue of a video that takes a week to make?
      If he got a deal with a company like Netflix or something... That could be pretty sick though.

  • @dyi620
    @dyi620 8 месяцев назад +29

    Glazed donuts still wet af. Perfect with a strawberry refresher.
    Wait.... 😂

  • @MeridianSon
    @MeridianSon 7 месяцев назад +4

    Sir, you're more than just a comedian...
    ... You're a living work of art.
    NEVER. EVER. STOP.

  • @reidhanson4755
    @reidhanson4755 3 месяца назад +1

    I always thought Dunkin was thinking 10 moves ahead of everyone else...

  • @waylanddavick9459
    @waylanddavick9459 8 месяцев назад +202

    One note - To be quenched is to be refreshed with a beverage, it is not the state of thirst or perchance: being parched.
    Love your work. You know what they say: the delivery of the joke is nine-tenths of the law.

    • @ilovestitch
      @ilovestitch 8 месяцев назад +38

      i kinda came here for this tbh

    • @EricWood42
      @EricWood42 8 месяцев назад +9

      I took it be more of the “to terminate by or as if by destroying” definition or “to cause to lose heat or warmth.”

    • @Beaut_Beau
      @Beaut_Beau 8 месяцев назад +5

      Yeah i'm pretty sure he's well aware of that, he clearly has a huge vocabulary and regularly uses words purposely out of place or "incorrectly" for comedic effect.

    • @TheArcturusProject
      @TheArcturusProject 8 месяцев назад +17

      @@Beaut_Beau wat. using the wrong words for comedic effect... coping for him

    • @kbanks5754
      @kbanks5754 8 месяцев назад +15

      ​@@Beaut_BeauYou can have a huge vocabulary and still use the wrong word. I'm an editor, work with nuanced word choices all day, and sometimes the brain just grabs the wrong one while handling the job of talking. It happens, and it's nice when other people can politely help out, as this commenter did.

  • @greatcaledonianpenicillin5378
    @greatcaledonianpenicillin5378 8 месяцев назад +101

    The plot twist, the pain, the struggle, the drama, the lights, the action. Give this man a noble piece doughnut.

  • @hill2750
    @hill2750 8 месяцев назад +4

    This was an emotional rollercoaster. I think I need a doughnut

  • @rfgson
    @rfgson 2 месяца назад +3

    Probably the greatest product complaint ever made.

  • @firstchapter3801
    @firstchapter3801 8 месяцев назад +42

    You know that feeling you get when you finish watching a really good 1-to-2-hour long movie. I got that same feeling in 4mins from this. Amazing job.

  • @epicsandvich014
    @epicsandvich014 8 месяцев назад +37

    Get this man a production studio and I’m convinced he could solve all global problems

  • @quicksilver285
    @quicksilver285 7 месяцев назад +1

    The perfect sequel to "this muffin is really moist."

  • @ApetureTestSubject
    @ApetureTestSubject 8 месяцев назад +6

    This man is a terrifying force of nature... and I mean both the Inventor as well as Andrew himself.

  • @joshuaoloughlin-jb4gn
    @joshuaoloughlin-jb4gn 8 месяцев назад +21

    Unstable yet visionary inventor guy is my favourite character from the Rousso universe

  • @Nazani
    @Nazani 8 месяцев назад +10

    What a god damn masterpiece

  • @Slit518
    @Slit518 5 дней назад

    There's always so much suspense, mystery, intrigue, tension, and swerves that go into these videos.

  • @kikikikia1235
    @kikikikia1235 Месяц назад

    I just.....awe inspired..... Another example of how good writing, acting, line delivery, camera work, and appropriate sound track can make any topic fascinating. I would sit down for 2 hours honestly to see where that story went.

  • @David-li7jw
    @David-li7jw 8 месяцев назад +43

    So happy you made a sequel to the everything bagel video which was one of my favorites, the way you mix suspense, plot, and comedy is masterful as always.

  • @shoganyan9071
    @shoganyan9071 8 месяцев назад +11

    The refresher is 🔥. Perfect for dryyyy 🍩
    .

  • @theone4450
    @theone4450 8 месяцев назад +1

    When he said: "You all are thinking quarterly.."
    I thought he'd follow with: "I'm thinking annually." lol

  • @paulmulders3648
    @paulmulders3648 7 месяцев назад +1

    "fucking good then. Good" is the funniest bit

  • @nettaros9432
    @nettaros9432 8 месяцев назад +12

    Just make a movie man, you have what it takes.

  • @Natethechamp101
    @Natethechamp101 8 месяцев назад +26

    This man needs to become a movie writer or a show of some sort because this man is amazing

  • @TheFryBoxGaming
    @TheFryBoxGaming 2 месяца назад

    This is my favourite skit you have ever done. My thanks.

  • @ThatOneClutz
    @ThatOneClutz 8 месяцев назад +1

    That skit had more twists and turns than anything Hollywood puttin' out today. Bravo sir

  • @jacobjohnson8686
    @jacobjohnson8686 8 месяцев назад +336

    I love this video for the fact that I have yet to hear anyone else acknowledge that Dunkin's donuts now taste so much less... donut-y. Nobody around me will admit that they legitimately taste different than they used to -- everyone just insists they _seem_ to taste different because they're smaller.
    I've been living in my own sad world of dry, tasteless donuts until now. Any other sufferers of donut depression out there?

    • @Sotanath86q
      @Sotanath86q 8 месяцев назад +34

      they're so shit, I remember donuts actually being semi moist and having actual flavor beyond the icing

    • @chaoswraith
      @chaoswraith 8 месяцев назад +3

      What happened to them? I haven't had one since they were apparently good, a couple years ago

    • @jacobjohnson8686
      @jacobjohnson8686 8 месяцев назад +27

      @@chaoswraith They got smaller, drier, and much less tasty. Eating them is quite the disappointment now.
      Like, I start out with expectations that even though they've changed from before, they can't be as disappointing as my brain is remembering, otherwise no one would buy them. Then I eat one and am let down anew. 😞

    • @nsiebenmor
      @nsiebenmor 8 месяцев назад +6

      Look at the ingredients list and you'll understand.

    • @greymealer3687
      @greymealer3687 8 месяцев назад +13

      My preschool kids don't even get excited about Dunkin Donuts doughnuts.

  • @LiamRappaport
    @LiamRappaport 8 месяцев назад +11

    Your skits tell better stories with harder laughs and better twists than I've seen from Hollywood in several years.

  • @MOTM1234
    @MOTM1234 7 месяцев назад

    bro, I do not know how you do it, but you somehow keep elevating your humor. love it

  • @billyhoward3730
    @billyhoward3730 8 месяцев назад +1

    Not even Hollywood can 😭the writing here is too good

  • @theponystark
    @theponystark 8 месяцев назад +5

    Dryer, tougher, denser
    I missed that Daft Punk song

  • @supremepopsicle
    @supremepopsicle 8 месяцев назад +35

    I wasnt expecting this, then again, one cant predict what the next video is going to be about when it is made by Andrew. For all we know, it could be about the story of the worm and its survival against the birds.

  • @JamieCosta
    @JamieCosta 8 месяцев назад +1

    My God this is incredible 😂 Easily one of the bits I’ve seen in a while

  • @samlehman5473
    @samlehman5473 8 месяцев назад +2

    Whatever music you used in the final act I need to know! I was glued to the screen trembling 😰 so good!!

  • @cReAtIvE42name
    @cReAtIvE42name 8 месяцев назад +21

    Man i swear the effort and intensity that go into these videos are through the roof, love this channel, keep it up :D

  • @az0075
    @az0075 8 месяцев назад +19

    Bro needs his own movie 🍿

  • @brreakfastYT
    @brreakfastYT 8 месяцев назад +1

    The sweatiness adds to the drama and suspense

  • @thebossdawghomie
    @thebossdawghomie 4 месяца назад +2

    You gotta put some type of warning on these videos, I WAS EATING AND ALMOST CHOKED TO DEATH!!! 😭😭😂🤣😂

  • @drkatz1192
    @drkatz1192 8 месяцев назад +8

    The twist at the end absolutely made this a masterpiece. The NASA connections weren’t enough - this man brought us through a traumatic experience and gave me sympathy for the villain!

  • @lucianoaguero6795
    @lucianoaguero6795 8 месяцев назад +16

    Everything bagels guy is both a savior and a psychopath, saving the world so it can continue to burn before his eyes. Great stuff

  • @turdseyeview4763
    @turdseyeview4763 8 месяцев назад

    I adore your work, funniest skits on the Internet for sure 😂

  • @jeremiahtemen6224
    @jeremiahtemen6224 8 месяцев назад

    Man im soo glad your channel blew up i love your comedy it makes my day when a new video of yours is uploaded. Then i share it with my friends.

  • @Kiloburn
    @Kiloburn 8 месяцев назад +6

    These videos never go where I think they're going to, and I love it

  • @arsenicwafers7536
    @arsenicwafers7536 8 месяцев назад +11

    Yeah. I don’t know why they make those dry ass things. I had one once and was like “wow, that’s terrible.”

  • @michaeltravers9866
    @michaeltravers9866 5 месяцев назад +2

    this is a goddamn masterpiece

  • @awz079
    @awz079 8 месяцев назад +9

    Love this .Long live Dry Donut Dynasty.

  • @camilogarciaylasaari1857
    @camilogarciaylasaari1857 8 месяцев назад +11

    I will never stop, Joseph. This pastry hell will never stop. My painful memories keep repeating over and over in my head. And as long as they do, this world's suffering at my hand shall go on and on in an endless loop as well. A loop, just... like... a bagel.
    (Seriously, though, I'm so elated that my favourite Andrew Rousso sketch got a sequel)

  • @MrLandslide84
    @MrLandslide84 8 месяцев назад

    This is good believable acting man. I was crying laughing at the space shuttle tiles bit. 😆🤣

  • @phil-l
    @phil-l 2 месяца назад

    “Can you see it now.. Joseph?” Sent me lmao😂

  • @ThomasRet
    @ThomasRet 8 месяцев назад +8

    A genius, a poet and a rogue. I salute to another masterpiece.

  • @strakk
    @strakk 8 месяцев назад +9

    I swear andrew has the best documentaries.

  • @cadaver1372
    @cadaver1372 8 месяцев назад

    That was really, really good. Excellent acting.

  • @picoDeMoose
    @picoDeMoose 5 месяцев назад +3

    this is art

  • @derschurkemitdergurke9476
    @derschurkemitdergurke9476 8 месяцев назад +3

    Phenomenal writing, absolutely brilliant, my tear ducts have been drained completely.

  • @mikek7660
    @mikek7660 8 месяцев назад +12

    This was an absolute masterpiece, Andrew. The rare sequel that surpasses the original

  • @naimthoby6888
    @naimthoby6888 3 месяца назад

    The delivery when he says “then so be it.”… Masterful

  • @dutchthenightmonkey3457
    @dutchthenightmonkey3457 3 месяца назад +1

    that was an emotional rollercoster

  • @kaisawatson
    @kaisawatson 8 месяцев назад +3

    You never know where an Andrew Rousso video will take you...
    All you know is the journey will change you...

  • @csebastian3
    @csebastian3 8 месяцев назад +3

    This was probably the best one you've ever made. I love it! What a roller-coaster.

  • @rachel_Cochran
    @rachel_Cochran 8 месяцев назад +3

    When he said they were quenched to death, I pictured someone giving them too much water in the desert... this is the first video I've felt may be too bizarre and I love it 😂😂😂

  • @krosfyah4932
    @krosfyah4932 2 месяца назад

    Hahaha “a bit…QUENCHED” 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 JFC dude, these characters and plot twists are just fantastic, bravo sir!

  • @HappyDaze4200
    @HappyDaze4200 8 месяцев назад +3

    They called Dunkin' cuz you gotta dunk that shit in coffee just to soften it up... box cake is better. 😂😂

    • @Rohan_Trishan
      @Rohan_Trishan 8 месяцев назад

      Box cake? Like that Entemanns Pound cake? That stuff is good

    • @Taijifufu
      @Taijifufu 8 месяцев назад

      @@Rohan_Trishan I think they mean Betty Crocker.

  • @DarkTakanuva
    @DarkTakanuva 8 месяцев назад +4

    "we have phased out making the donuts in-house in favor of shipping them in boxes, having been baked and then frozen"
    their new plan is to yoink all the bakers and stick them in a big metal box where they'll not only bake them, but frost them there too
    and then ship out that, so all the stores need to do is thaw them
    it's gonna be a bad time
    I will not be put in the box

  • @hopelessclown
    @hopelessclown 8 месяцев назад +2

    It's good to finally get answers.

  • @theforbiddenapfel
    @theforbiddenapfel 8 часов назад

    every time North Korea test missiles, there are always a meteor shower after.

  • @FonicsSuck
    @FonicsSuck 8 месяцев назад +10

    I wouldn't be surprised at all to find out that Dunkin and Tim Hortons have been working together, tirelessly towards this single goal of dry ass donuts. It's all clear after watching this riveting testimony.

  • @bitskit3476
    @bitskit3476 8 месяцев назад +3

    Andrew has better writing skills than all of cable television, hollywood, netflix, and hulu combined in just the tip of his pinky.

    • @Sheeit
      @Sheeit 8 месяцев назад

      Dude misused the word quenched twice in like 2 minutes.

    • @bitskit3476
      @bitskit3476 8 месяцев назад

      ​​​@@Sheeitthere are multiple meanings to "quench".
      One is to satisfy, e.g. quench your thirst. One is to slake, e.g. to quench the dry land with water. One is to extinguish, e.g. to quench a red hot sword in oil or water.
      The meaning that Andrew used is the fourth and least common meaning, which is synonymous with "squelch", i.e. to forcibly suppress, subdue, or ***crush by trampling.***

  • @miked0602
    @miked0602 8 месяцев назад +3

    Yep Dunkin removed the donuts from their name just like they go-to a third party company to buy the donuts that get delivered at 3am to sit on their trays until open.
    No temperature control or enclosures, just sorts in the inventory section of the store. Any pests or insects are free to feast for hours until an employee opens the store at 4 or 5am

  • @kadalix
    @kadalix 8 месяцев назад

    the ANKLES BROKEN i had at the plot twist
    AND THE WHIPLASH ON THE SECOND PLOT TWIST
    HOLY SHIT

  • @OGslays
    @OGslays 8 месяцев назад +4

    This man nis an artist I can't believe how invested I get with his formula. It's so over the top but not as ridiculous as some of Hollywood films. It's the perfect in between of insane and hilarious