He's saving everyone and everything from the asteroid just so his petty revenge plot can save everyone for a fate worse than asteroidal annihilation. Don't you see... When everyone is saved from the asteroid, who are they going to turn to? Mr. Everything bagels... And who's donuts will they eat in reward for his salvation? His... And thusly, he who giveth life, by whom is such like taken away? HIM 😳😱🥶☠️
@@mooneymakes359Maybe the quality varies by location? A Dunkin opened up near me recently, and their donuts are absolute garbage. I would literally rather get Walmart donuts than eat those stale rings of sadness.
@@mooneymakes359 No, Dunkin is awful, and it's donuts make me sick after two bites. It's coffee and bagels are barely edible. It somehow manages to be as bad as McDonald's breakfast items, and McDonald's eggs taste like plastic.
I think he was saying they were too hydrated (“quenched”) and that the dryness of the donuts is him using the technology that would have saved them to punish the rest of humanity.
If anyone is curious, the story of Dunkin Donuts terrible donuts is the chain was founded by a man named Bill Rosenberg. He served in Italy in World War 2 where he discovered and fell in love with European coffee. Once the war was over, he came home with one dream, bring that to America. So he spent a lot of money shipping one of the first drip coffee makers America had ever seen and decided to buy a coffee truck. He would drive around to construction sites and sell coffee and soon everyone would start to appreciate good coffee. But every loan officer stared blankly at him and said they wouldn’t give him a loan just to sell coffee. Finally, he lost it and basically yelled at someone, “FINE! I’ll sell donuts too. Will you give me the money now?” They did. One truck became two became three became a store then a franchise. As it spread, anytime things got rough and prices needed to be cut, he responded the same way, “cut corners on the donuts but don’t touch the coffee.” That’s why Dunkin’s donuts are subpar, their founder did not care a lick about them and never even wanted to make them.
Andrew is the only person who can make three feature films into a singular four minute video, whilst losing none of the value, and at the same time increasing my vocabulary better than years of a grammar school education
I haven't been to Dunkin Donuts since like 2017. They were aight then. I liked getting a bag of munchkins. Kinda lost the appeal for me when they advertised coffee more. I dun even like coffee.
In a bakery, where pastries lay, Dry donuts sat in dismay, No glaze to glisten, no sugar to play, They longed for a moist and sweet array. Their crust, a desert, no flavors to sway, Craving a dip in coffee, to brighten their day, But they waited in silence, in rows they'd stay, Dreaming of frosting, in a sugary ballet.
I remember when just walking by a Dunkin Donuts you could smell the fresh donuts being made every morning down the street. I can't believe they're getting them frozen and shipped to stores now. That's just a damn shame.
there's a krispy kreme about 40 miles away from where i live. inside you can see a giant conveyor belt frying and glazing the donuts. perhaps one of the few times i had a donut freshly made like that.
they gotta mix in some of those silica gel packets that they put in beef jerky just to make extra sure there is not even a SINGULAR water molecule in those donuts
Aside from “quenched” probably meaning the opposite of what you think this means, this was incredibly well done! Excellently written, extraordinarily well scored, and the timing and acting were on-point, extremely well shot and edited.
As a former Dunkin employee, the donuts suck because theyre literally frozen and then thawed out each night, so by breakfast they're stale. Also they never clean the icing station out fully, so theres almost definitely mold in there. I had to beg them to follow health codes and they refused to listen and only ever pushed us to be on the clock less so we wouldnt take an extra 3 bucks from store payroll budget. One night, to prove a point, i cut myself bad but was told to clock out by a certain time or face consequences, so I left the kitchen covered in blood and clocked out. Then i reported them to the health dept.
That's Grosser Than Gross!!!!,,,, I won't 'touch' those 'donuts',,,, They need to make their own, from scratch, the way they Used to (if anyone can remember that far back). They used to have a Dunkies Donut Making School near where i grew up.
I get invested in the characters and plot of Andrew's short films more than full ass films/series that gets produced nowadays. I know you don't get many views on these, Andrew, but please don't stop making these. This is masterpiece and art in its truest form and it can't die.
If you compare the amount of work required vs the amount of views in comparison to his other content and subscriber count... Yeah, it's not many. @@einholzstuhl252
“Make quality donuts that are never frozen” as a former Dunkin employee I can guarantee they are trash regardless if they’re frozen or not, and yes we’re saving humanity by making them dry as hell
I rarely watch movies anymore, probably like once a year, but I'd be glued to the couch for this xD Too bad there's no way in hell it'd be a commercially viable idea... Would probably take years of work and then what, earn him at best 3 or 4x the revenue of a video that takes a week to make? If he got a deal with a company like Netflix or something... That could be pretty sick though.
One note - To be quenched is to be refreshed with a beverage, it is not the state of thirst or perchance: being parched. Love your work. You know what they say: the delivery of the joke is nine-tenths of the law.
Yeah i'm pretty sure he's well aware of that, he clearly has a huge vocabulary and regularly uses words purposely out of place or "incorrectly" for comedic effect.
@@Beaut_BeauYou can have a huge vocabulary and still use the wrong word. I'm an editor, work with nuanced word choices all day, and sometimes the brain just grabs the wrong one while handling the job of talking. It happens, and it's nice when other people can politely help out, as this commenter did.
I just.....awe inspired..... Another example of how good writing, acting, line delivery, camera work, and appropriate sound track can make any topic fascinating. I would sit down for 2 hours honestly to see where that story went.
So happy you made a sequel to the everything bagel video which was one of my favorites, the way you mix suspense, plot, and comedy is masterful as always.
I love this video for the fact that I have yet to hear anyone else acknowledge that Dunkin's donuts now taste so much less... donut-y. Nobody around me will admit that they legitimately taste different than they used to -- everyone just insists they _seem_ to taste different because they're smaller. I've been living in my own sad world of dry, tasteless donuts until now. Any other sufferers of donut depression out there?
@@chaoswraith They got smaller, drier, and much less tasty. Eating them is quite the disappointment now. Like, I start out with expectations that even though they've changed from before, they can't be as disappointing as my brain is remembering, otherwise no one would buy them. Then I eat one and am let down anew. 😞
I wasnt expecting this, then again, one cant predict what the next video is going to be about when it is made by Andrew. For all we know, it could be about the story of the worm and its survival against the birds.
The twist at the end absolutely made this a masterpiece. The NASA connections weren’t enough - this man brought us through a traumatic experience and gave me sympathy for the villain!
I will never stop, Joseph. This pastry hell will never stop. My painful memories keep repeating over and over in my head. And as long as they do, this world's suffering at my hand shall go on and on in an endless loop as well. A loop, just... like... a bagel. (Seriously, though, I'm so elated that my favourite Andrew Rousso sketch got a sequel)
When he said they were quenched to death, I pictured someone giving them too much water in the desert... this is the first video I've felt may be too bizarre and I love it 😂😂😂
"we have phased out making the donuts in-house in favor of shipping them in boxes, having been baked and then frozen" their new plan is to yoink all the bakers and stick them in a big metal box where they'll not only bake them, but frost them there too and then ship out that, so all the stores need to do is thaw them it's gonna be a bad time I will not be put in the box
I wouldn't be surprised at all to find out that Dunkin and Tim Hortons have been working together, tirelessly towards this single goal of dry ass donuts. It's all clear after watching this riveting testimony.
@@Sheeitthere are multiple meanings to "quench". One is to satisfy, e.g. quench your thirst. One is to slake, e.g. to quench the dry land with water. One is to extinguish, e.g. to quench a red hot sword in oil or water. The meaning that Andrew used is the fourth and least common meaning, which is synonymous with "squelch", i.e. to forcibly suppress, subdue, or ***crush by trampling.***
Yep Dunkin removed the donuts from their name just like they go-to a third party company to buy the donuts that get delivered at 3am to sit on their trays until open. No temperature control or enclosures, just sorts in the inventory section of the store. Any pests or insects are free to feast for hours until an employee opens the store at 4 or 5am
This man nis an artist I can't believe how invested I get with his formula. It's so over the top but not as ridiculous as some of Hollywood films. It's the perfect in between of insane and hilarious
Aight favorite type of donut??
Ughhhh the blueberry but I hate Dunkin lol
I like donut
Chocolate with chocolate frosting and sprinkles
@@CleverMetaphor same
The kind that skeletons like to get...BONED with 🤪
First he invented the Everything Bagel so we could feel Everything, now he is dedicating his dry donuts so he can save Everything. Masterful
From Everything Bagels, to Nothing Donuts.
True the dichotomy of a modern day genius.
Created the everything bagel to feel everything to save everything so people can keep feeling everything. 😂
I was in search of the perfect comment and by Roosevelt's Nostache (Nose and Mustache hair) I've found it. 👏🏾👏🏾Magnificent!!👏🏾👏🏾
He's saving everyone and everything from the asteroid just so his petty revenge plot can save everyone for a fate worse than asteroidal annihilation.
Don't you see...
When everyone is saved from the asteroid, who are they going to turn to?
Mr. Everything bagels...
And who's donuts will they eat in reward for his salvation?
His...
And thusly, he who giveth life, by whom is such like taken away?
HIM 😳😱🥶☠️
Isn’t the everything bagel from everything everywhere all at once?
Andrew had to buy one donut, despised it after one bite and decided to make a video. I respect that.
No, they are all trash at Dunkin
Every. One.
Nah. This is art which could only come from a man who experienced the tragic, heart-wrenching canon-arc of Dunkin first-hand
dunkin donuts is really good though perhaps his pallet is off
@@mooneymakes359Maybe the quality varies by location? A Dunkin opened up near me recently, and their donuts are absolute garbage. I would literally rather get Walmart donuts than eat those stale rings of sadness.
@@mooneymakes359
No, Dunkin is awful, and it's donuts make me sick after two bites.
It's coffee and bagels are barely edible.
It somehow manages to be as bad as McDonald's breakfast items, and McDonald's eggs taste like plastic.
The skit was gold...GOLD!
This close to being done...
and you mixed up quenched and parched.
Yes!
I think he was saying they were too hydrated (“quenched”) and that the dryness of the donuts is him using the technology that would have saved them to punish the rest of humanity.
"Any dryer and the structural integrity of the donut will FAIL." is the wildest shit I've heard all day
If anyone is curious, the story of Dunkin Donuts terrible donuts is the chain was founded by a man named Bill Rosenberg. He served in Italy in World War 2 where he discovered and fell in love with European coffee. Once the war was over, he came home with one dream, bring that to America. So he spent a lot of money shipping one of the first drip coffee makers America had ever seen and decided to buy a coffee truck. He would drive around to construction sites and sell coffee and soon everyone would start to appreciate good coffee. But every loan officer stared blankly at him and said they wouldn’t give him a loan just to sell coffee. Finally, he lost it and basically yelled at someone, “FINE! I’ll sell donuts too. Will you give me the money now?” They did.
One truck became two became three became a store then a franchise. As it spread, anytime things got rough and prices needed to be cut, he responded the same way, “cut corners on the donuts but don’t touch the coffee.”
That’s why Dunkin’s donuts are subpar, their founder did not care a lick about them and never even wanted to make them.
Now THAT'S DEDICATION you can TASTE for yourself!! 🤣
(Seriously, they suck worse than Supermarket donuts)
That makes a lot of sense. D&D has had the worst donuts since the 80's at least.
Fair. I'd rather have good coffee than good sugar-packed diabetes rings so I don't care.
Shame the coffee still sucks
Then why does the coffee taste awful too?
Andrew is the only person who can make three feature films into a singular four minute video, whilst losing none of the value, and at the same time increasing my vocabulary better than years of a grammar school education
What are all of the films? I could only pick out inception and maybe interstellar.
Armageddon with Bruce Willis I reckon@@stevenswall
It's glorious
Better casting also
Everything everywhere all at once
Andrew writes more compelling plots and characters than 95% of all films produced in the past 25 years.
25 years is a bit of a stretch. last decade would be a bit more on point.
not sure bout that. it’s a maybe?
Kee and Peel started as comedy people and now direct horror films. I could see him become a mega director of mega big fat budget films one day.
“…festooned ornamentation”
😂 You thesaurus wielding maniac!
Andrew really had one Donut from Dunkin and decided to write this sketch.
That's all it takes.
No, they are all trash at Dunkin
Every. One.
nice avatar
Nah, you gotta know how good they used to be for this
I haven't been to Dunkin Donuts since like 2017.
They were aight then.
I liked getting a bag of munchkins.
Kinda lost the appeal for me when they advertised coffee more. I dun even like coffee.
I like to think Andrew just bought some Dunkin donuts and was displeased and wrote an entire skit just because of it.
That's a wild accusation that you're makin.
Are you certain?
This
The acting, partucularly the inflection and emphasis on specific words, is perfect. In addition, the music fit perfectly.
Lmao calm down😅😅😅 "perfect inflection"
That's not a thing. Glaze harder
@@idrinkmilk282 Yes it is.
I can't even describe how much I laughed every time you called out the donuts for being dry and shitty 🤣 Thank you
In a bakery, where pastries lay,
Dry donuts sat in dismay,
No glaze to glisten, no sugar to play,
They longed for a moist and sweet array.
Their crust, a desert, no flavors to sway,
Craving a dip in coffee, to brighten their day,
But they waited in silence, in rows they'd stay,
Dreaming of frosting, in a sugary ballet.
dude… how can you drop a bomb like this
Needs more likes bro
DryGPT
chatgpt wrote that, we all know
its fn chatgpt@@elkc4355
I feel like Andrew had a subpar experience at Dunkin' Donuts this morning.
First his family... now his reputation...
Under that stress, we would all crumble... just like their donuts.
I remember when just walking by a Dunkin Donuts you could smell the fresh donuts being made every morning down the street. I can't believe they're getting them frozen and shipped to stores now. That's just a damn shame.
Me Too!,,,,
It’s horrible and I can’t believe people buy this junk.
there's a krispy kreme about 40 miles away from where i live. inside you can see a giant conveyor belt frying and glazing the donuts. perhaps one of the few times i had a donut freshly made like that.
I wonder if Dunkin Donuts could sue for defamation after you absolutely roasted, toasted, burned, and left them out to DRY!
*copyright infringement
Only defamation if it’s untrue. All the judge has to do is eat one donut and she’ll throw out the case.
Not really. Dunkin isn't that bad.
It's better than them greasy-ass Krispy Kreme donuts after they cool off.
more dry
dunkin is the supreme donut dudes just a hater and wants to be "different"
The Popeyes biscuit mix, yes! A scientific phenomenon.
nothing dryer
They figured out how to make it out of dark matter water so it has negative water content.
I don't care if it wouldn't lower the price. I don't care if I'd have to pay extra! Just don't give me those damn biscuits.
they gotta mix in some of those silica gel packets that they put in beef jerky just to make extra sure there is not even a SINGULAR water molecule in those donuts
Aside from “quenched” probably meaning the opposite of what you think this means, this was incredibly well done! Excellently written, extraordinarily well scored, and the timing and acting were on-point, extremely well shot and edited.
Yeah pretty sure he was looking for the word 'parched' instead.
This short skit about donuts has more intense emotions and acting than the entire Paranormal Activity series combined.
The fucking character development and pay of better than any sci fi film in the last decade. Holy fuck. Andrew does it again.
Andrew blessed us with another masterpiece
How tf would you know, you literally haven't had enough time to watch it yet
@@DjangoBruh I don't need to touch the water to know its wet. I don't need to look at the sun to know its bright
@@b.a.t.. Amen, brother. Amen.
Perfection except the use of “quenched” instead of “parched”. I’m not making content of any quality, so I’ll allow it.
@@catscratchfever1473I’m gonna punch you
I’m so glad Christopher Nolan is going to get a well deserved Oscar for this masterpiece.
As a former Dunkin employee, the donuts suck because theyre literally frozen and then thawed out each night, so by breakfast they're stale. Also they never clean the icing station out fully, so theres almost definitely mold in there. I had to beg them to follow health codes and they refused to listen and only ever pushed us to be on the clock less so we wouldnt take an extra 3 bucks from store payroll budget. One night, to prove a point, i cut myself bad but was told to clock out by a certain time or face consequences, so I left the kitchen covered in blood and clocked out. Then i reported them to the health dept.
Dude that's crazy, sorry they treated you like that😕
Thank you for reporting them to the health department.
blood sacrifice for the sake of health
That's Grosser Than Gross!!!!,,,, I won't 'touch' those 'donuts',,,, They need to make their own, from scratch, the way they Used to (if anyone can remember that far back). They used to have a Dunkies Donut Making School near where i grew up.
I get invested in the characters and plot of Andrew's short films more than full ass films/series that gets produced nowadays. I know you don't get many views on these, Andrew, but please don't stop making these. This is masterpiece and art in its truest form and it can't die.
ikr? Timmy's saga was a masterpiece for example ☝
💯💯💯
3 days and 170k+ views on this video.
I would not call that "Not many views".
he's a great actor.. even with this absurd plot lines. Not many can do melodrama
If you compare the amount of work required vs the amount of views in comparison to his other content and subscriber count... Yeah, it's not many. @@einholzstuhl252
It went deeper than I could ever have been tortured to imagine in my wildest, drug induced nightmares 😢
This is without a doubt one of my favourite videos on the platform, the way you Dunk on them donuts is masterful 😂
This is the best movie of 2023. Dont even try to prove me wrong.
This was beyond comedy Andrew. This was a cinematic experience lmao
All I can say is I'm very excited for your future. Yet another 5 minute epic with the ups and downs of a feature film.
“Make quality donuts that are never frozen” as a former Dunkin employee I can guarantee they are trash regardless if they’re frozen or not, and yes we’re saving humanity by making them dry as hell
This makes me want to see a full length movie with Andrew and him only. Just one and a half hour of him talking to himself in various roles.
I keep forgetting it’s the same person playing all the roles.
The Timmy playlist is pretty close. Got seriously invested in that one. 😂
I rarely watch movies anymore, probably like once a year, but I'd be glued to the couch for this xD
Too bad there's no way in hell it'd be a commercially viable idea... Would probably take years of work and then what, earn him at best 3 or 4x the revenue of a video that takes a week to make?
If he got a deal with a company like Netflix or something... That could be pretty sick though.
Glazed donuts still wet af. Perfect with a strawberry refresher.
Wait.... 😂
Sir, you're more than just a comedian...
... You're a living work of art.
NEVER. EVER. STOP.
I always thought Dunkin was thinking 10 moves ahead of everyone else...
One note - To be quenched is to be refreshed with a beverage, it is not the state of thirst or perchance: being parched.
Love your work. You know what they say: the delivery of the joke is nine-tenths of the law.
i kinda came here for this tbh
I took it be more of the “to terminate by or as if by destroying” definition or “to cause to lose heat or warmth.”
Yeah i'm pretty sure he's well aware of that, he clearly has a huge vocabulary and regularly uses words purposely out of place or "incorrectly" for comedic effect.
@@Beaut_Beau wat. using the wrong words for comedic effect... coping for him
@@Beaut_BeauYou can have a huge vocabulary and still use the wrong word. I'm an editor, work with nuanced word choices all day, and sometimes the brain just grabs the wrong one while handling the job of talking. It happens, and it's nice when other people can politely help out, as this commenter did.
The plot twist, the pain, the struggle, the drama, the lights, the action. Give this man a noble piece doughnut.
This was an emotional rollercoaster. I think I need a doughnut
Probably the greatest product complaint ever made.
You know that feeling you get when you finish watching a really good 1-to-2-hour long movie. I got that same feeling in 4mins from this. Amazing job.
Get this man a production studio and I’m convinced he could solve all global problems
The perfect sequel to "this muffin is really moist."
This man is a terrifying force of nature... and I mean both the Inventor as well as Andrew himself.
Unstable yet visionary inventor guy is my favourite character from the Rousso universe
What a god damn masterpiece
There's always so much suspense, mystery, intrigue, tension, and swerves that go into these videos.
I just.....awe inspired..... Another example of how good writing, acting, line delivery, camera work, and appropriate sound track can make any topic fascinating. I would sit down for 2 hours honestly to see where that story went.
So happy you made a sequel to the everything bagel video which was one of my favorites, the way you mix suspense, plot, and comedy is masterful as always.
The refresher is 🔥. Perfect for dryyyy 🍩
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When he said: "You all are thinking quarterly.."
I thought he'd follow with: "I'm thinking annually." lol
"fucking good then. Good" is the funniest bit
Just make a movie man, you have what it takes.
This man needs to become a movie writer or a show of some sort because this man is amazing
This is my favourite skit you have ever done. My thanks.
That skit had more twists and turns than anything Hollywood puttin' out today. Bravo sir
I love this video for the fact that I have yet to hear anyone else acknowledge that Dunkin's donuts now taste so much less... donut-y. Nobody around me will admit that they legitimately taste different than they used to -- everyone just insists they _seem_ to taste different because they're smaller.
I've been living in my own sad world of dry, tasteless donuts until now. Any other sufferers of donut depression out there?
they're so shit, I remember donuts actually being semi moist and having actual flavor beyond the icing
What happened to them? I haven't had one since they were apparently good, a couple years ago
@@chaoswraith They got smaller, drier, and much less tasty. Eating them is quite the disappointment now.
Like, I start out with expectations that even though they've changed from before, they can't be as disappointing as my brain is remembering, otherwise no one would buy them. Then I eat one and am let down anew. 😞
Look at the ingredients list and you'll understand.
My preschool kids don't even get excited about Dunkin Donuts doughnuts.
Your skits tell better stories with harder laughs and better twists than I've seen from Hollywood in several years.
bro, I do not know how you do it, but you somehow keep elevating your humor. love it
Not even Hollywood can 😭the writing here is too good
Dryer, tougher, denser
I missed that Daft Punk song
I wasnt expecting this, then again, one cant predict what the next video is going to be about when it is made by Andrew. For all we know, it could be about the story of the worm and its survival against the birds.
My God this is incredible 😂 Easily one of the bits I’ve seen in a while
Whatever music you used in the final act I need to know! I was glued to the screen trembling 😰 so good!!
Man i swear the effort and intensity that go into these videos are through the roof, love this channel, keep it up :D
Bro needs his own movie 🍿
The sweatiness adds to the drama and suspense
You gotta put some type of warning on these videos, I WAS EATING AND ALMOST CHOKED TO DEATH!!! 😭😭😂🤣😂
The twist at the end absolutely made this a masterpiece. The NASA connections weren’t enough - this man brought us through a traumatic experience and gave me sympathy for the villain!
Everything bagels guy is both a savior and a psychopath, saving the world so it can continue to burn before his eyes. Great stuff
I adore your work, funniest skits on the Internet for sure 😂
Man im soo glad your channel blew up i love your comedy it makes my day when a new video of yours is uploaded. Then i share it with my friends.
These videos never go where I think they're going to, and I love it
Yeah. I don’t know why they make those dry ass things. I had one once and was like “wow, that’s terrible.”
this is a goddamn masterpiece
Love this .Long live Dry Donut Dynasty.
I will never stop, Joseph. This pastry hell will never stop. My painful memories keep repeating over and over in my head. And as long as they do, this world's suffering at my hand shall go on and on in an endless loop as well. A loop, just... like... a bagel.
(Seriously, though, I'm so elated that my favourite Andrew Rousso sketch got a sequel)
This is good believable acting man. I was crying laughing at the space shuttle tiles bit. 😆🤣
“Can you see it now.. Joseph?” Sent me lmao😂
A genius, a poet and a rogue. I salute to another masterpiece.
I swear andrew has the best documentaries.
That was really, really good. Excellent acting.
this is art
Phenomenal writing, absolutely brilliant, my tear ducts have been drained completely.
This was an absolute masterpiece, Andrew. The rare sequel that surpasses the original
The delivery when he says “then so be it.”… Masterful
that was an emotional rollercoster
You never know where an Andrew Rousso video will take you...
All you know is the journey will change you...
This was probably the best one you've ever made. I love it! What a roller-coaster.
When he said they were quenched to death, I pictured someone giving them too much water in the desert... this is the first video I've felt may be too bizarre and I love it 😂😂😂
Hahaha “a bit…QUENCHED” 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 JFC dude, these characters and plot twists are just fantastic, bravo sir!
They called Dunkin' cuz you gotta dunk that shit in coffee just to soften it up... box cake is better. 😂😂
Box cake? Like that Entemanns Pound cake? That stuff is good
@@Rohan_Trishan I think they mean Betty Crocker.
"we have phased out making the donuts in-house in favor of shipping them in boxes, having been baked and then frozen"
their new plan is to yoink all the bakers and stick them in a big metal box where they'll not only bake them, but frost them there too
and then ship out that, so all the stores need to do is thaw them
it's gonna be a bad time
I will not be put in the box
It's good to finally get answers.
every time North Korea test missiles, there are always a meteor shower after.
I wouldn't be surprised at all to find out that Dunkin and Tim Hortons have been working together, tirelessly towards this single goal of dry ass donuts. It's all clear after watching this riveting testimony.
Sad Canadian here. I believe you 100%!
The real answer is private equity
Andrew has better writing skills than all of cable television, hollywood, netflix, and hulu combined in just the tip of his pinky.
Dude misused the word quenched twice in like 2 minutes.
@@Sheeitthere are multiple meanings to "quench".
One is to satisfy, e.g. quench your thirst. One is to slake, e.g. to quench the dry land with water. One is to extinguish, e.g. to quench a red hot sword in oil or water.
The meaning that Andrew used is the fourth and least common meaning, which is synonymous with "squelch", i.e. to forcibly suppress, subdue, or ***crush by trampling.***
Yep Dunkin removed the donuts from their name just like they go-to a third party company to buy the donuts that get delivered at 3am to sit on their trays until open.
No temperature control or enclosures, just sorts in the inventory section of the store. Any pests or insects are free to feast for hours until an employee opens the store at 4 or 5am
the ANKLES BROKEN i had at the plot twist
AND THE WHIPLASH ON THE SECOND PLOT TWIST
HOLY SHIT
This man nis an artist I can't believe how invested I get with his formula. It's so over the top but not as ridiculous as some of Hollywood films. It's the perfect in between of insane and hilarious