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  • Опубликовано: 20 янв 2025
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  • @goro9973
    @goro9973 2 года назад +25446

    You wonder how far it's gonna go and then you see that there are still three minutes left...

    • @mrtophat12
      @mrtophat12 2 года назад +192

      ~4:10 for me.

    • @SkeletonLeiutenant
      @SkeletonLeiutenant 2 года назад +76

      what about 420

    • @adri2703
      @adri2703 2 года назад +104

      This is absolutely true hahahaha

    • @yairpolo1
      @yairpolo1 2 года назад +29

      Same thought here!!!!! Hahahahaha

    • @BreezyInterwebs
      @BreezyInterwebs 2 года назад +173

      Same, got 2 minutes in, looked at the time and went "there's no fucking way"

  • @junkid3559
    @junkid3559 2 года назад +9084

    I respect the confidence. Man literally just put on a wig and called himself a 10/10.

    • @hephaestusXZ
      @hephaestusXZ Год назад +326

      You have no Idea how hard I laughed at this. I'm so used to his videos I couldn't see it at all.

    • @Igor-my6ml
      @Igor-my6ml Год назад +17

      Hahahah

    • @williamcincis1977
      @williamcincis1977 Год назад +219

      This man is a 10/10 all the time wig or not

    • @brunsomarrr
      @brunsomarrr Год назад +45

      commit to the bit

    • @jordanmartens5591
      @jordanmartens5591 Год назад +73

      I was buying it no questions asked

  • @tde4438
    @tde4438 2 года назад +2504

    Doctors speculate there’s 25 different categories of emotion and I felt every single one in this video. Well done~

  • @dragoonarchive9197
    @dragoonarchive9197 2 года назад +11009

    This was a fucking emotional rollercoaster, I felt depression, fear, hope and happiness

  • @OkamiToge
    @OkamiToge 2 года назад +4005

    "I ate the rocks...Was up?..." Ah hell she's literal about gettin her minerals.

  • @SlashingShadow
    @SlashingShadow Год назад +1692

    Not many people can drag out this style of video for 5 minutes and make the whole thing actually funny 👏

    • @mamboculture7101
      @mamboculture7101 11 месяцев назад +16

      Lmao I didn’t even realize that was 5 whole minutes 😂 I was so sucked in!

    • @j03150315
      @j03150315 10 месяцев назад +5

      I laughed so hard throughout the video it hurts 😂😂😂

  • @shonenderp164
    @shonenderp164 2 года назад +5490

    Surprisingly wholesome ending there, with a touch of strange. I dig it

    • @Ott3r5losh
      @Ott3r5losh 2 года назад +17

      This man needs my money

    • @oxiary
      @oxiary 2 года назад +20

      brah tbh is so truu
      peeps be agreeing jus to bang
      and dhen end up in a super toxic relationship XD

    • @niyiboots3641
      @niyiboots3641 2 года назад +7

      Do not eat her food!!!!!!

    • @marcusrichards6117
      @marcusrichards6117 2 года назад +6

      thought in the end she was gonna be like “i love it when they just agree with me”

    • @Solalola11
      @Solalola11 2 года назад +5

      ya UHH

  • @supaisusama
    @supaisusama 2 года назад +2725

    I love how at each level of crazy it's like he's taking stock on how much soul he still has left to chip away.

    • @gracefrederick6633
      @gracefrederick6633 2 года назад +114

      And he drew the line at the pups and the kitty cats. Professionals have STANDARDS

  • @vol94
    @vol94 Год назад +416

    "I ate some." First time in months that I've snickered

    • @gustavo9758
      @gustavo9758 3 месяца назад

      I was expecting a "can I bang you then?" at the end.

    • @zackrodriguez6653
      @zackrodriguez6653 2 месяца назад +4

      Bro I was doing that face scruntched up silent crazy eyes kinda laugh bc technically I was watching this at work

  • @UberDanger
    @UberDanger 2 года назад +5950

    My personal take is that most of these were anecdotal and he dates crazy chicks

    • @jessISaRicePrincess
      @jessISaRicePrincess 2 года назад +93

      Uber TF u doing here dude

    • @totaldan99
      @totaldan99 2 года назад +125

      @@jessISaRicePrincess Appreciating culture

    • @Mathias-vi3gf
      @Mathias-vi3gf 2 года назад +35

      My man uberdanger - a king of comedy respecting another king 🤴

    • @cotyorsbun4734
      @cotyorsbun4734 2 года назад +2

      your fallout series changed my life

    • @pa1shadow
      @pa1shadow 2 года назад +11

      Wow to see two of my all time favs, UberDanger and Andrew in the same place. Those rocks must be working in my tummy!

  • @tangodroid
    @tangodroid 2 года назад +6843

    When you are actually relieved she is into crystals and astrology... Until you are not

    • @KittyRowley
      @KittyRowley 2 года назад +157

      I ate them

    • @scarsch1286
      @scarsch1286 2 года назад +107

      @@KittyRowley Hmm? Sorry I must’ve not have… heard you right. Come again?

    • @itsamichelangelo3129
      @itsamichelangelo3129 2 года назад +98

      @@scarsch1286 They're in my tummy

    • @Squirrel-zq6oe
      @Squirrel-zq6oe 2 года назад +103

      @@scarsch1286 I basically AM the moon

    • @scarsch1286
      @scarsch1286 2 года назад +22

      @@Squirrel-zq6oe 😳

  • @mindfulsticks
    @mindfulsticks Год назад +197

    Harambe did 9/11 is the most iconic thing I've heard you say

  • @Zerum69
    @Zerum69 2 года назад +5135

    He's into anything she throws at him, but he draws the line where it MATTERS
    Them puppers and kittens deserve respect

    • @AntonAdelson
      @AntonAdelson 2 года назад

      Vaccines matter too! Other than that, sure, as long as she's fun!

    • @kellyg7591
      @kellyg7591 2 года назад +56

      Preach! 🐈🐩🐕🦮💗

    • @tymiller3295
      @tymiller3295 2 года назад +26

      Absolutely thank you for saying so

    • @Facetime_Curvature
      @Facetime_Curvature Год назад +30

      He ruffused to turn on the puppos and kitties.

    • @DrumToTheBassWoop
      @DrumToTheBassWoop Год назад +13

      Its what separates Barbarians from civilised folk, it's a good acid test for someone's character.

  • @wojill5420
    @wojill5420 2 года назад +3482

    You had me at "I voted for Mitch McConnell". I lost it. You are pure comic gold

    • @awwtss1
      @awwtss1 2 года назад +35

      Can u explain for us non Americans?

    • @echolaveau2761
      @echolaveau2761 2 года назад +240

      @@awwtss1 really old politician guy that looks like an ancient turtle who is evil. Like actually evil and pretty influential. He's one of the main senate guys

    • @AncientAnt3y
      @AncientAnt3y 2 года назад +135

      “I wrote him in.”
      😳 damn, this bitch is so crazy, it’s so good 😳

    • @mullac1992
      @mullac1992 2 года назад +105

      @@echolaveau2761 I don't think you emphasised just how evil he is

    • @patrickhardy7867
      @patrickhardy7867 2 года назад +16

      @@awwtss1 he is the Republican minority leader of the Senate. Basically he supports Trump and everything he did

  • @zenyatta5064
    @zenyatta5064 10 месяцев назад +45

    You drawing the line at cats made my day

  • @VeraExora
    @VeraExora 2 года назад +2017

    When she said "as long as it wasn't a dog" I started screaming "DRAW THE LINE! PLEASE! IT'S S OVER!"

    • @DerickMasai
      @DerickMasai 2 года назад +53

      Yeah, I was cool even with the astrology, dogs though? Fuck that 😂😂

    • @sldenn5303
      @sldenn5303 2 года назад +7

      Same!

    • @etyl2494
      @etyl2494 2 года назад +22

      I thought "how could a turtle be a dog?"

    • @cpt.midwich2821
      @cpt.midwich2821 2 года назад +21

      @@etyl2494 Someone is maidenless here

    • @josejoaquinbenitez6485
      @josejoaquinbenitez6485 2 года назад +19

      He should've drawn the line when she acused Harambe of doing 9/11. Harambe was a hero! >:(

  • @ryanhelm1813
    @ryanhelm1813 2 года назад +219

    "I basically am the moon."
    Sokka: I understand.

    • @valhatan3907
      @valhatan3907 11 месяцев назад +28

      That's rough buddy

    • @gaylord_timberlake9549
      @gaylord_timberlake9549 11 месяцев назад +5

      @@valhatan3907omg you two are killing me after the video already did I'm crying 😭

  • @yianmartinez7799
    @yianmartinez7799 Год назад +83

    This man has had me google things I had never thought I would google; today it was “when was Harambe born?”

  • @fatt_dragon
    @fatt_dragon 2 года назад +2653

    I've been married to the most beautiful and crazy woman I've ever met for half my life, but shit man I'd hand her divorce papers if she told me the sun was flat

    • @elijahelisha8229
      @elijahelisha8229 2 года назад +45

      Lol

    • @johnseaney1871
      @johnseaney1871 2 года назад +7

      @@elijahelisha8229 I stg

    • @blahblahblahblah2837
      @blahblahblahblah2837 2 года назад +53

      Has it been worth it? Was her hotness worth the craziness?

    • @fatt_dragon
      @fatt_dragon 2 года назад +228

      @@blahblahblahblah2837 ahh can't complain too much, been 20 years and I still got all me bits

    • @lastmanstanding7155
      @lastmanstanding7155 2 года назад +106

      @@fatt_dragon
      Make sure you keep the bits bruv

  • @gilanaf1347
    @gilanaf1347 2 года назад +1229

    The little “I’m a cute girl” facial expressions she makes throughout

    • @XDMcGee
      @XDMcGee 2 года назад +56

      "she"

    • @beesafesweetheart8738
      @beesafesweetheart8738 2 года назад +69

      @@XDMcGee there is no need for quotes because the man is playing a character

    • @XDMcGee
      @XDMcGee 2 года назад +6

      @@beesafesweetheart8738 just lol

    • @emmettdonkeydoodle6230
      @emmettdonkeydoodle6230 2 года назад +3

      @@beesafesweetheart8738 and what would be the need for quotes if it wasn’t a character?

    • @ivantamayoromero1668
      @ivantamayoromero1668 2 года назад +10

      "She" dawg?

  • @emily2815
    @emily2815 Год назад +46

    bro I was disassociating and depressed before seeing this video on my feed and it actually cheered me up and made me laugh lol you just kept going!

  • @animeshnarnawre6201
    @animeshnarnawre6201 2 года назад +789

    After that unexpected ending, i realised he summed up relationships perfectly. Accept your differences. And then try to erase some.

    • @juliom3552
      @juliom3552 2 года назад +24

      Specially that rock eating stuff.

    • @benhawk4214
      @benhawk4214 2 года назад +35

      Erasing differences is a pretty threatening way to put it but yeah

    • @ultimateloser3411
      @ultimateloser3411 2 года назад +11

      Erase relationships. Got it

    • @sethiddings7293
      @sethiddings7293 2 года назад +24

      Naw you aren't supposed to erase differences. Draw boundaries, accept things that aren't crossing them. Erasing differences would lead you to becoming the same person. If you're both the same person ONE of you isn't necessary.

    • @gromswowguide7927
      @gromswowguide7927 2 года назад +1

      @@sethiddings7293 yeah, that's when it's time to stabby stab the unnecessary partner.

  • @marcussimmons5769
    @marcussimmons5769 2 года назад +329

    "You said flat sun?" had me out. Such..... CURIOUS disappointment. That was beautifully hilarious.

    • @aazhie
      @aazhie 2 года назад +3

      Confused and disappointed xD

  • @breadpirateoverhere
    @breadpirateoverhere 7 месяцев назад +9

    the way he said "you said flat sun?" cracked me up so bad hahahhaa

  • @rynetroast2731
    @rynetroast2731 2 года назад +260

    -“IM PUTTIN MA MOON BLOOD IN MA BANANA BREAD”
    -“cool”

    • @mikek7660
      @mikek7660 2 года назад +27

      it was the fucking lip smack after that did it for me

    • @ladynori
      @ladynori 2 года назад +2

      Lmaoooooo

    • @JaeTracie
      @JaeTracie 11 месяцев назад

      THIS!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @psyfozim
    @psyfozim 2 года назад +284

    He's trying so hard to keep up but the crazy is galaxy-tier

  • @Mairdrin
    @Mairdrin Год назад +151

    shit gets real when you realize this is a lowkey message that no matter how different you might be you can still find ways to identify with and understand and respect others on a deep level

    • @Grim-mler
      @Grim-mler 11 месяцев назад +4

      Respect? Nah 😂

    • @dontevenstart
      @dontevenstart 10 месяцев назад +3

      WTF

    • @Astro2024
      @Astro2024 10 месяцев назад +7

      You can't fix her

    • @jdemuro1
      @jdemuro1 8 месяцев назад +1

      Uhhhh don't just agree with girls because you're trying to hook up.

    • @Mairdrin
      @Mairdrin 8 месяцев назад

      @@jdemuro1 I'm gay what

  • @aarondbeck
    @aarondbeck 2 года назад +1028

    this had me bennyflippin so hard I put my moon blood straight into my banana bread

    • @adamisom4295
      @adamisom4295 2 года назад +26

      Aaron where did u get this moon blood...

    • @aarondbeck
      @aarondbeck 2 года назад +55

      from the Turtle Prince, it helps spiritually, mentally, everything

    • @Squiddyize
      @Squiddyize 2 года назад +13

      can't even see...

    • @DUHRIZEO
      @DUHRIZEO 2 года назад +1

      How's that uterus working out for you dog

    • @StandardGabriel375
      @StandardGabriel375 2 года назад +8

      I just found out moonblood was a thing... Now thats stuck in my head...

  • @Realshugarbaby
    @Realshugarbaby 2 года назад +175

    AND PUTTING MY MOON BLOOD INTO MY BANANA BREAD.
    *Lip smacks*
    😭😭😭😂

    • @jcmick8430
      @jcmick8430 5 месяцев назад +1

      Some women brew beer with their nether yeast

  • @supersolomob422
    @supersolomob422 Год назад +18

    “I mean people are going to clip this” caught me off guard with the 4th wall break lol

  • @digimonresearch
    @digimonresearch 2 года назад +126

    4:00 He could accept Flat Sun... but hating cats and dogs crosses the line..

  • @escotanner
    @escotanner 2 года назад +284

    I love that out of everything she said, he draws the line at dogs and cats

  • @kirby7294
    @kirby7294 11 месяцев назад +40

    "Just because we disagree on some stuff" that "stuff" you disagree on is objective reality.

    • @ShaferHart
      @ShaferHart 3 месяца назад

      you don't know "objective reality" either. You are FED "reality".

    • @adas2051
      @adas2051 7 дней назад

      @@ShaferHartbro we know the earth is round

  • @iyziejane
    @iyziejane 2 года назад +170

    They say the perfect girl doesn't exist

    • @dom8429
      @dom8429 2 года назад +16

      and they would be right
      except for her of course. she IS perfection

    • @shaquezr.9541
      @shaquezr.9541 2 года назад

      @@dom8429 indeed

    • @ShaferHart
      @ShaferHart 2 года назад +9

      _I like my women the way I like my senate majorities: voting for Mitch McConnell._

    • @jamesdewane1642
      @jamesdewane1642 2 года назад +1

      @@ShaferHart What's a beautiful quip like this doing here all neglected? You even chose a special font

    • @I.DONT.read.notifs.hatefuljerk
      @I.DONT.read.notifs.hatefuljerk 2 года назад

      vice versa

  • @Hiro_397
    @Hiro_397 2 года назад +924

    Man can't wait for some more... honestly the Timmy and his reincarnated story to unfold more

  • @lavasharkandboygirl9716
    @lavasharkandboygirl9716 Год назад +3

    “Not them kitty cats too?” Hits hardy than “not just the men, but the women and children too”

  • @mordredpendragon1235
    @mordredpendragon1235 2 года назад +174

    1:50 Damn there's 3 minutes left and am already dead

  • @namelesspeach5231
    @namelesspeach5231 2 года назад +195

    "And Timmy that was how mommy and daddy met :)"
    Brave Bartholomew Chungus Gingersnap III whose soul lies in the land of death: woah that explains a lot

    • @meagain177
      @meagain177 2 года назад +4

      It would explain Timmy… lolz

    • @ScientObject40
      @ScientObject40 2 года назад +5

      RIP For ever and ever sweet prince.

    • @sweetfreeze5528
      @sweetfreeze5528 2 года назад

      Mommy and Daddy had...the...seggs?!

    • @hephaestusXZ
      @hephaestusXZ Год назад

      @@meagain177 Aye , as if after pregnancy she became more chill and the crazy manifested in Timmy xD

  • @chrisitan4909
    @chrisitan4909 Год назад +5

    this is honestly one of the best youtube videos in existence, thank u

  • @bernielarsen8108
    @bernielarsen8108 2 года назад +65

    "Someone's gonna clip this. Pfffft." Got me good.

  • @alexrose20
    @alexrose20 2 года назад +50

    crossing the line at dogs and cats is the most accurate part of this whole conversation

  • @simoncameron4355
    @simoncameron4355 Год назад +10

    I can't believe how hard I laughed at this man, glad I found you. The way you represent my younger self trying to get with a girl, and they way you as a girl find a way to make it even more ridiculous is just perfect!

  • @abellopez6597
    @abellopez6597 2 года назад +67

    The excessive sweating always hits home lol

  • @officersoulknight6321
    @officersoulknight6321 2 года назад +190

    That was actually a really wholesome ending that taught a moral to always sympathize

    • @hutchphilpot6870
      @hutchphilpot6870 7 месяцев назад +2

      Yeah I’m sure that was the main point he was trying to convey, sympathy. 🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @zatn1718
      @zatn1718 5 месяцев назад

      Tanjiro type ending

    • @folver91
      @folver91 4 месяца назад

      The butthole tanning?

  • @rachaelkras2386
    @rachaelkras2386 Год назад +48

    "Jet fuel can't melt steel beams" literally had me choke and spit my tea out. ABSOLUTELY DEAD. 💀

    • @joshmonus
      @joshmonus 10 месяцев назад +5

      What about WTC building 7?
      No plane, no jet fuel.
      Come on, let's hear the cognitive dissonance.

    • @GiveMeLiberty76
      @GiveMeLiberty76 4 месяца назад

      I’m like, oh no, I’m the crazy lady 💀

  • @DaClems
    @DaClems 2 года назад +155

    Andrew out here single handedly curing my depression and anxiety before bedtime. Love you, bro

  • @LaZeRg205
    @LaZeRg205 2 года назад +191

    I needed this. I needed to be reminded that just cuz she's hot doesn't mean i need to agree with her or indulge her obsessions and crazy interests. Thank you man!

    • @sethiddings7293
      @sethiddings7293 2 года назад +9

      Pimp don't simp ;D

    • @rainbomg
      @rainbomg Год назад +9

      Most girls would rather have a real conversation I think?

    • @apple_piethief9750
      @apple_piethief9750 11 месяцев назад +8

      Or just find someone that you actually like and find attractive? And not fake a connection? I understand accidentally becoming a yes-man because of nerves, or accidentally letting good looking people walk all over you because their face is just that obnoxiously good, but making a conscious decision to fake care about their passions because you want any 'in' you can take to their bed is just manipulative

    • @rainbomg
      @rainbomg 11 месяцев назад

      @@apple_piethief9750 no no no it’s _her_ fault bc she crazy, but also hot, but men really like hot hole, so, how to get hot hole? Pretend like hot hole is person with value, get hole LOL silly hole
      You see, woman only meant to be hot hole for secks. The premise that one (and by “one” I mean the cool, smart, superior man one) might be voluntarily spending his incredibly valuable time with a woman just to hear what she has to say about things and not to gain her trust to legally access her hole(s) is a false premise because as we’ve been told our w*hole 🤠 lives, “guys only want one thing” …and… it’s… well you know, it’s …that thing is… it’s the hole.
      So it’s implied that when any conversation is already _just_ being tolerated as a technique to gain access to the real goal, your wacky or relatable treks to get through them can be a male bonding experience. Hence the common mockery of attractive females talking in a way that belittles their intellects and the common hostility towards intelligent females talking in a way that reprioritizes their level of attractiveness; the problem of course is that she’s talking, and he has abruptly diminished gains after hole is accessed. demz da rulez
      Have I sufficiently beaten this dead horse yet or should I make a DV joke now? /s

    • @Womanfemale12
      @Womanfemale12 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@apple_piethief9750
      Amen

  • @BruceLeon83
    @BruceLeon83 Год назад +4

    Bro.. you comic Genius. I had to take a actual break to breathe!🤣💀These videos be killin' me.

  • @KH-ur9ed
    @KH-ur9ed 2 года назад +278

    Watched a RUclips short the other day where a girl was legit talking about the value of swallowing certain rocks. I thought it was a joke so I watched the thing twice thinking I missed something. However because the algorithm is based on length watching it caused my feed to be filled with people who conscientiously eat rocks...so that's how things are going.

    • @PadaV4
      @PadaV4 2 года назад +31

      what the fuuuck.

    • @KH-ur9ed
      @KH-ur9ed 2 года назад +19

      @@PadaV4 that was my exact response.

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 2 года назад +17

      Thanks for putting this knowledge in my brain. Im gonna go unalive myself now

    • @themaggattack
      @themaggattack 2 года назад +33

      Fun fact: some dinosaurs swallowed big rocks that would stay in their stomach churning around, helping them to digest food.
      Maybe moon girl's lizard brain is deeply connected to her prehistoric ancestors and that's why she feels driven to eat rocks. 🌚🪨🦕
      Jk. That b is crazy.

    • @KH-ur9ed
      @KH-ur9ed 2 года назад +19

      @@themaggattack if it worked for the dinosaurs....bottoms up because it's not like anything bad happened to them.

  • @brieb402
    @brieb402 2 года назад +21

    I love how denying his love of kittens & puppies is the breaking point🤣🤣

  • @laursenskate3
    @laursenskate3 Месяц назад +1

    LOL! How does this man keep pushing it further every line?! Amazing!

  • @hollowichigo4568
    @hollowichigo4568 2 года назад +184

    This is literally anyone who has the hots for Harley Quinn she crazy but she's hot

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 2 года назад +45

      You dont like start a life with Harley Quinn. You have an awesome one night stand with her. And then she kills you when you never call her again, but tbh, worth the risk. I can move, this town is bullshit anyway

    • @hollowichigo4568
      @hollowichigo4568 2 года назад +6

      @@skeetsmcgrew3282 Worth the felonies

    • @zenosama3172
      @zenosama3172 2 года назад

      @@hollowichigo4568 yep ill just add them to the list

    • @R005t3r
      @R005t3r 2 года назад

      I'm not seeing the problem.

    • @bluebird1914
      @bluebird1914 2 года назад

      Tbf as long as you don't fuck with Harley, she's not going to direct that towards you.

  • @arcticcrisp8226
    @arcticcrisp8226 2 года назад +42

    It just doesn't end you keep these skits coming and they're always amazing

  • @pablovirus
    @pablovirus Год назад +11

    the immense amounts of sweat always make these skits so much funnier lmao

  • @seanptk8043
    @seanptk8043 2 года назад +170

    As long as she's above the Vicky-Dozman Diagonal on the hot crazy scale, she's a keeper as proposed by Barney Stinson

    • @josejoaquinbenitez6485
      @josejoaquinbenitez6485 2 года назад +8

      She kinda has the same level of crazy as a redhead hairdresser named Tiffany.

    • @VeteranVandal
      @VeteranVandal 2 года назад

      She can't be crazier so...

    • @THO743
      @THO743 2 года назад +5

      'Vickie Mendoza'

  • @davidstorrs
    @davidstorrs 2 года назад +621

    I kept hoping it was going to end with her saying "Guys just keep agreeing with me because they want to bang me, so I've gotten curious about how far I can push it. Congratulations! You've got way more integrity than most of them."

    • @spacetaco048
      @spacetaco048 2 года назад +5

      Normal? Plain? Vanilla? Grey? Average? Boring? Default?
      Well if that's the kinda stuff you like... I meeeaan... you do you.

    • @RobertWestDavid
      @RobertWestDavid Год назад +9

      You could do this, followed by his relief but then she'd have to keep doing crazy stuff after or it would not be funny.

    • @NKWTI
      @NKWTI Год назад +2

      Does it really count as integrity though?

    • @Eminence_1337
      @Eminence_1337 Год назад +4

      @@spacetaco048 not everyone likes being insane nothing wrong with being normal

    • @spacetaco048
      @spacetaco048 Год назад +2

      @@Eminence_1337 I’m talking about the humor
      There’s no joke if this is just normal

  • @thaloblue
    @thaloblue Год назад +21

    I had a chain of insane best friends growing up. They were all horse girls. One of the crazier ones actually had a bearded dragon. That's how we became friends. She disliked small talk but was impressed that I bothered to ask her what a bearded dragon was instead of cracking a joke like "oh yeah? I have a purple giraffe back home." Every time she got a period cramp she would drop to the ground and curl up in a ball. I think she might have needed to get checked out. But we were middle-school aged and our parents were ignorant woo-woo homeschoolers so everyone just wrote that off as eccentric not as endo or fibroids or something.

  • @hexisplus9104
    @hexisplus9104 2 года назад +38

    'Mitch Miconnel, I wrote him in.' spat my tea out.

  • @Magrenil
    @Magrenil 2 года назад +122

    How on earth did I miss this channel!? I love this guy's stuff! Andrew is an actual comedy genius!

    • @siriusql
      @siriusql 2 года назад +2

      There isn't a single video that didn't make me laugh
      And I mean. Properly laugh.
      The lowest I got was a "pffrrtt hahaha!!"
      Most of the time "hahaha X3 Comeee onnnn !! "
      Often "LOL"
      Sometimes "omg how ?! Where ?!"
      And I'm the kind of guy from whom you mostly will just get a nasal air blow when I find something funny.
      Not sure how he does it but there's noone I respect and admire more than him when it comes to comedy.
      I just wanted to say it somewhere. But not directly to him, while still leaving a thin chance that he'd see it.
      Also, welcoming you (or calling you back if maybe you never came back after what I imagine to be a full on complete binge of his stuff).
      I try to pass this me#aje

    • @IronPal
      @IronPal 2 года назад +1

      @@siriusql ok..

    • @siriusql
      @siriusql Год назад +2

      @@IronPal Thinking I'm too much ?
      yeah, it kinda was.
      Thinking it's out of the blue ?
      Also, yeah, it kinda was.
      As I said, I just wanted to express my feelings, somewhere. Doesn't matter if it reaches him or not.
      Even better if it doesn't, and that's why I wrote it as an answer to someone else's comment, less chance for him to read such a "fan girly" response hahahah

  • @ShaferHart
    @ShaferHart 3 месяца назад +2

    1:20 I really hope Andrew got the random saline one they were handing out. We need you for years and years my man 🙌

  • @doommuffinz5276
    @doommuffinz5276 2 года назад +16

    'I'm more of a flat sun kind of girl" 😂😂😂

  • @getdirecti0ns
    @getdirecti0ns 2 года назад +41

    She’s a 10…. But she voted for Mitch McConnell as a write in candidate… 😳☠️

    • @VeteranVandal
      @VeteranVandal 2 года назад +3

      That discounts like a 5 from her score.

  • @joshbobst1629
    @joshbobst1629 Месяц назад +1

    I rewatch this a couple times a year and the Harambe bit still sends me every time.

  • @VisiBun
    @VisiBun 2 года назад +139

    I got to less than a fourth of the way through this video, wondering how much time was left in it, before seeing that it still had over three minutes to go. Ma'am was hitting so many wild conspiracy theories back-to-back that my mind tried to speed up time just to make it stop faster. Incredible.

  • @RunawayYe
    @RunawayYe 2 года назад +48

    this man puts out nothing but bangers

  • @JadedBlur
    @JadedBlur 10 месяцев назад +2

    lmao!! this is hilarious but the warehouse worker video about overtime and giving your life to your employer is still number one to me !!! lmao

  • @sharonabraham7204
    @sharonabraham7204 2 года назад +8

    He's our Turtle Prince... Man that just made my day🤣🤣🤣
    Thanks a ton!

  • @dalcowboiz
    @dalcowboiz 2 года назад +133

    This video is way too long, makes it 1000x better somehow. Like it just keeps going. She the freakin energizer bunny

  • @TophinatorStreams
    @TophinatorStreams 10 месяцев назад +1

    She a "no thanks, I got myself, tonight" kinda freak.

  • @kalvaxus
    @kalvaxus 2 года назад +39

    "I basically am the moon. I am rock girl". That goes on my tombstone!

  • @AndreiJikh
    @AndreiJikh 2 года назад +40

    - every Tinder date

  • @no-qo2rc
    @no-qo2rc Год назад +7

    The "Who's Roe..." part fuckin kilt me 🤣

  • @forgottenartform
    @forgottenartform 2 года назад +258

    When you're medically crazy but she makes you look sane and stable in comparison 😂 and ive seen dragons crawling up cathedral spires in the middle of the day in the city

    • @AncientAnt3y
      @AncientAnt3y 2 года назад +45

      Bro did you say dragons?... That’s cool af.

    • @quarepercutisproximum9582
      @quarepercutisproximum9582 2 года назад +14

      i didn't know "crazy" was a medical condition... i know "insane" is a legal condition/ mental state, but what does "medically crazy" entail?

    • @Joey099
      @Joey099 2 года назад +40

      @@quarepercutisproximum9582i would guess maybe schizophrenia
      he isn't writing gibberish so he isn't fully insane just prone to hallucinating

    • @AmazingAutist
      @AmazingAutist 2 года назад

      @@quarepercutisproximum9582 🙄

    • @Kaye23X4
      @Kaye23X4 2 года назад

      @@quarepercutisproximum9582 I didn't know sentences could start with lower-case letters. Did you also know you don't break a bone? You "fracture it" even if you BREAK it. Language is such a interesting thing. Words change meaning and words stop getting used and replaced. Very interesting. Retard used to be an acceptable term. Are you saying you don't understand the word crazy? That's crazy man. You knew what he meant, we all did. You're not a hero. Relax

  • @CH-vv2hr
    @CH-vv2hr 2 года назад +27

    This dude is pure comedy. I love him

  • @dannyboy6947
    @dannyboy6947 3 месяца назад +1

    The music from Sunshine in the background is absolutely sending me

  • @iahwhite3875
    @iahwhite3875 2 года назад +17

    Dude I’m so happy to see you’re almost at 1MM subs, it’s definitely happening by the end of the year and 100% deserved. I’ve been sending your vids to all my friends / family, everyone loves them. Keep it up!

  • @_starlegion
    @_starlegion 2 года назад +280

    It is so crazy to me that people genuinely believe shit like that and the logic makes total sense to them.

    • @fahimrind9714
      @fahimrind9714 2 года назад +28

      is it? Think about what you believe in and you'll see a couple of things which straight up make no sense at all. It's part of being human, some just have that trait turned up to 11.

    • @haniffat
      @haniffat 2 года назад +49

      @@fahimrind9714 you must be flat sun kinda guy

    • @Ice-pe6vi
      @Ice-pe6vi 2 года назад +25

      @@fahimrind9714 You might be a rare case of a flat moon person

    • @yoyo21926
      @yoyo21926 2 года назад +27

      @@haniffat hope your immune system is doing ok on your 10th booster shot. any medicine that has to be to taken repeatedly and is coerced is a red flag to me.

    • @pinkfurret6245
      @pinkfurret6245 2 года назад +25

      @@yoyo21926 So.... Most medicines?? All medicines even??

  • @bernicearthur5796
    @bernicearthur5796 Год назад +4

    Bra!!!! This is an epic master piece. Had me hangin on every second of every step

  • @Zarkulthar
    @Zarkulthar 2 года назад +29

    I would lose what’s left of my mind talking to that women

  • @somethingclever1457
    @somethingclever1457 2 года назад +297

    This is my whole ass marriage. Problem is, shes slowly getting proved right about stuff. And every time she is, it just makes it harder and harder for me to dismiss the health benefits of moon rocks in her tummy.

    • @Autconscipatheonive
      @Autconscipatheonive 2 года назад +33

      What crazy stuff does she believe? And what's been proven correct?

    • @lefu7812
      @lefu7812 2 года назад +27

      Please do elaborate

    • @tarcio936
      @tarcio936 2 года назад +2

      Hym????

    • @JiminyHCriquet
      @JiminyHCriquet 2 года назад +40

      Yeah I agree dude. the sun is flat as fuck. literally the only reason people think planets are real is because of the marketing they did for Star Trek in the 60s. total bullshit. but I mean Star Trek is a friggin good show but like no need to friggin lie to people about space being real y'know?

    • @dopaminecloud
      @dopaminecloud 2 года назад

      People that use being right about one thing as evidence for being right about anything other than that one thing are too fucking stupid to be right by anything but coincidence

  • @Arodarkplane1
    @Arodarkplane1 Год назад +1

    Not liking cats? That’s where I draw the line

  • @sacske
    @sacske 2 года назад +75

    This instantly answers the old question of: Would you rather be with a girl who dabbles in crystal meth or is super into crystals?

    • @DrDrift-rl6cc
      @DrDrift-rl6cc 2 года назад +8

      …. so the answer is crystal meth?

    • @sacske
      @sacske 2 года назад +5

      @@DrDrift-rl6cc exactly

    • @jasminemariedarling
      @jasminemariedarling 2 года назад +4

      @@sacske lmao

    • @emmanuelpena2228
      @emmanuelpena2228 2 года назад +3

      Super into crystals. 100%. Dabbling can easily turn into addiction

    • @Grim-mler
      @Grim-mler 2 года назад

      That's a hard one.

  • @flamingace0672
    @flamingace0672 2 года назад +48

    The instant the notification popped up I clicked lmfao. Can *never* miss these

    • @dom8429
      @dom8429 2 года назад +1

      I mean if you click 5 minutes later you still won't miss it

  • @m15thios
    @m15thios 8 месяцев назад

    this is prolly my favorite skit you've done lmao. bravo bravoo

  • @Pwntatoz
    @Pwntatoz 2 года назад +28

    Jesus Christ dude, the setup and execution of "not them kitty cats too" is an absolute masterpiece.

    • @jaredl1480
      @jaredl1480 Год назад

      FUCK EM. That's what got me lol

  • @AntrozLPs
    @AntrozLPs 2 года назад +5

    I love how the editing is so quick it literally doesn't allow you to process the punchline and just keeps going

  • @mighty_magee2520
    @mighty_magee2520 Год назад +1

    Name a more iconic due than this guy and himself

  • @TimEnjoysGnocchis
    @TimEnjoysGnocchis 2 года назад +30

    0:35 "you said flat sun!" xD

  • @touffe777
    @touffe777 2 года назад +12

    "I basically am the moon'' 11/10 Holy shit I lost it.

  • @michaelasichalkovanavratil8601
    @michaelasichalkovanavratil8601 9 месяцев назад +1

    This had totally therapeutical effect for me. I can't describe it at all, but... Thank you.

  • @ckampen
    @ckampen 2 года назад +20

    I keep fucking forgetting that this dude plays both characters! So good!

    • @bluebird1914
      @bluebird1914 2 года назад

      Me too.
      Dude really pulls off that wig.

  • @onehitwonders7729
    @onehitwonders7729 2 года назад +11

    The “PPPPPHUCK” never fails to get me. It took forever to come out but it did it job lol

  • @russlegibs4490
    @russlegibs4490 7 месяцев назад +1

    Lmfao omg, this man will forever be a legend.
    "PUT MY MOON BLOOD INTO MY BANANA BREAD"😂🤣

  • @Yoda-vl9cy
    @Yoda-vl9cy 2 года назад +4

    This is one of the funniest guys on RUclips I can't believe he ain't blown up yet great content man keep doing what you're doing

  • @yurikaclearcreek7195
    @yurikaclearcreek7195 2 года назад +6

    That was really good! I enjoy your content. You have a knack for fast paced, zany dialogue. It keeps getting better every time.
    That was very fun, and the ending was wholesome, real, and sweet. Keep it up. I look forward to your sketches.

  • @ggwp638BC
    @ggwp638BC Год назад +23

    These are not the crazies to worry about.
    The crazies to worry about are the ones who only had abusive exes.

    • @dessertcactus
      @dessertcactus 9 месяцев назад +1

      Ehh that one's a 50/50. There's a chance the person could've just had bad luck, especially if they only dated one or two people. But I know what you're saying.

  • @katiem.6135
    @katiem.6135 2 года назад +6

    The dad with a gizzard being a great man was the best part 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @amarachukwupatrick6595
    @amarachukwupatrick6595 2 года назад +4

    🤣🤣😂😂the relief he got when astrology came into the conversation
    Like finally! Something normal.

  • @JonSteitzer
    @JonSteitzer 10 месяцев назад +1

    I don't know how he decided to try on the wig, where he found it, what that journey was, but I'm so glad it happened. I'm glad that it happened, and that we all were lucky enough to be here for it.

  • @Vicdabeatz1708
    @Vicdabeatz1708 2 года назад +18

    The most intense 4:49 minutes of simping I've ever seen 😂😂😂