GAME SINS | Everything Wrong With Final Fantasy VII Remake

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    Square Enix has recreated Final Fantasy VII, now the game looks like what we all imagined it to look like in our heads when we played it back in the day. Those fond memories have also been lobtomized so Square Enix could tweak the game's story in a meta commentary direction. You bet there are sins.
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  • @ShinPepsiman
    @ShinPepsiman 4 года назад +227

    I was not expecting them to do Barrett so well. His funny moments are legitimately funny, he's delightfully corny at times, his screaming at the plate aftermath actually hurt, and he's unnecessarily handsome. Best boi

    • @royalreigns3373
      @royalreigns3373 3 года назад +12

      Imagine Barret's girlfriends being like "I'm piston for a fistin".

    • @ytnukesme1600
      @ytnukesme1600 2 года назад +8

      best character honestly, built like a tank and the skills for his melee weapons devastate the sh!t out of anything.

    • @caitlinbrewer4843
      @caitlinbrewer4843 2 года назад +3

      I wish they'd gotten Beau Billingsly back though

    • @Da1337Man
      @Da1337Man 2 года назад +11

      Imagine the poor soul who ends up dating Marlene when shes a teen. Barret doesn't even have to go get his gun because it's literally attached to his body.

    • @aliceslab
      @aliceslab 6 месяцев назад +2

      i found him and aerith to be the most relatable.
      in the beginning i found myself agreeing with his environmental speech. relevant in the real world sadly, people need to hear that for our world too.

  • @andynismo1
    @andynismo1 4 года назад +378

    You missed the part where tifa mixes a drink with only one drink. Then the cosmo canyon is made by simply shaking the mixers with not beverage in them lol

    • @fearlesscheshirecat1411
      @fearlesscheshirecat1411 3 года назад +10

      Unless the mixer already had something in it.

    • @clFer777
      @clFer777 3 года назад +6

      That's really a sin. Maybe that coctel maker is covered with drugs and that's the addition hahhaa

    • @snickle1980
      @snickle1980 2 года назад

      @@DashingDavid True... 😁But it's your*

    • @caitlinbrewer4843
      @caitlinbrewer4843 2 года назад +7

      Let's face it, that is probably the house drink because people like watching Tifa shake the mixer

    • @benjamindeh873
      @benjamindeh873 9 месяцев назад

      @@caitlinbrewer4843 Can I have 10 of those? :D

  • @etharchildres3976
    @etharchildres3976 4 года назад +17

    Sin 44 13:33
    I actually thought that the sword hitting the door frame was to show how scared cloud was of sephiroth, displaying his PTSD with quick and frantic actions showing that he is terrified and using his flight of fight responses immediately without any thought because he knows that if sephiroth makes a move hes dead!
    He could probably fit his sword through the door if he wasn’t so afraid.

    • @jameswest6232
      @jameswest6232 4 года назад +1

      Agreed

    • @blagageorge3824
      @blagageorge3824 4 года назад

      he literary fits the sword through the door in the next few seconds

  • @MayHugger
    @MayHugger 4 года назад +8

    If I remember correctly, Shinra doesn't collect Aerith despite knowing where she is because for some reason they need her to come willingly. Also, the president of Shinra's gun must've had some seriously crazy firepower if he thought he could take out Barret with it. He and the rest of the group constantly take machine gun fire like they're only being slapped.

    • @BarretTheImmaculate
      @BarretTheImmaculate Год назад +1

      But what doesn't make sense is that they kept trying to kidnap her. Like when Reno showed up in the church. If she needs to come willingly, why they send Reno to the church? To ask her politely to come to the Shinra building?

  • @ajfreeney
    @ajfreeney 3 года назад +7

    Chococo Sam: we interrupt this Final Fantasy game to bring you Red Dead Redemption

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 3 года назад

      Haha! Exactly what I said looking at him. I've never played the Red Dead Redemption games but everything I've seen from it looks like Chocobo Sam would fit right in. Love that gruff voice as well. And that beard! It's so fluffy...I just want to run my hand over it once, lol!

  • @cyrilv6598
    @cyrilv6598 4 года назад +2

    @dartigan I think there's some frame rate glitch which is coming in on your videos. Had noticed it on the FF12 video too but thought I'd made a mistake. But now I'm sure there are definitely some extra frames sneaking in - like at 21:45 after the 'gag on everyone' line there's one frame with the Madame M lady and the guy with the cap, or at 27:52 right after Wedge's dialogue Aerith appears for one frame, a jumpcut of Hojo at 38:16.

  • @NoName-xg5xn
    @NoName-xg5xn 4 года назад +6

    I played & finished this game and I enjoyed every single Sephiroth moment. How many more years until we get to his real part?

  • @monkeydjimmy5169
    @monkeydjimmy5169 4 года назад +2

    *BTW BEATING ONLY SEPHIROTH WASN'T GONNA DO ANYTHING OR ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING*
    *YOU ALL KNOW THAT , THERE ARE OTHER THINGS THAT HAS TO BE DONE*
    *THE REAL PROBLEM WASN'T SEPHIROTH , SEPHIROTH WAS ONLY CONTROLLED BY JENOVA , EVEN THOUGH HE CLAIMED AND SAID HE WAS THE ONE WHO CONTROLLED JENOVA*
    *THE REAL ENEMYY IS JENOVA AND HOJO , IN 500 YEARS SOMETHING HAPPENS AND WE NEED TO FIX IT*

    • @kaptenlemper
      @kaptenlemper 4 года назад +1

      ...which means that this isn't a remake of the original FFVII, it's a goddamn *fanfic*

    • @monkeydjimmy5169
      @monkeydjimmy5169 4 года назад

      @@kaptenlemper No shit *Sherlock* 😑😑😑😑

  • @robertoprestigiacomo253
    @robertoprestigiacomo253 2 года назад

    17:10 - They don't want to hurt her.
    18:04 - Even in your city you can get lost despite knowing where something more or less is on a map.
    18:39 - I would consider a Sin the fact the rude, the stereotypical big dude, is now a skinny guy who looks like a '90s disco dance DJ.
    18:50 - Does Cloud has one?
    19:05 - Their story wasn't serious so I doubt Zack met Aerith's mom at all and that she ever saw his buster sword.
    19:16 - They can't pass through Wall Market because Don Corneo controls it.
    19:58 - A sword wouldn't be something unique about Zack for Aerith who is not in the military.
    23:53 - Yes, Avalanche is a secret group; Cloud is a mercenary, not one of them.
    24:27 - Cloud and Aerith left a good impression on Andrea (and on the other 2).
    24:31 - Cloud is not a super Soldier and, dude, it's a videogame...
    25:12 - Don Corneo is an influential ally in the Slum so Shinra should warn him to stay away.
    25:22 - So what's the Sin? Shinra could drop anything as you say.
    25:50 - Reeve is an architect so he doesn't necessarily know about experiments etc; he doesn't quit, but he betrays Shinra.
    29:37 - Except trying to make contact with the group here and warn them.
    29:51 - Barret didn't know the code between Aerith and Tifa.
    31:09 - It does. They repeatedly said they wanted her to cooperate. Now they changed plan.
    31:24 - He want to assess what remained of Avalanche without revealing the hideout in front of Aerith's mom, that's totally reasonable.
    32:31 - That's before tons of shit went down that fast.
    32:55 - Avalanche is not that organized in Midgar. They used a train and fake IDs to reach the reactor at the beginning but now the members of Avalanche who knew how to get fake ID are either dead or lost.
    35:18 - It's a videogame... You have to concede some liberties or there won't be a game.
    36:32 - Maybe in the HQ Shinra controls communications.
    42:26 - Because in the orginal timeline you don't kill the clone, but you kill Jenova's part.
    43:47 - The street is under construction.
    44:38 - I expect Sephiroth is also trying to change the timeline, so they have to stop him more urgently than in the original game.
    I would've criticized the fact they used the same underlying model for Sephiroth, Aerith's mom, and Aerith, and that Tifa looks like a Japanese latex s** doll (the skin textures in this game were very bad, everybody seemed to have rubber skin).

  • @daveskillz91
    @daveskillz91 3 года назад +1

    18:08
    "Oh yeah? Then whats with all the bitching?"
    Exactly how I thought whiledoing all the side quests in Sector 5

    • @TheDapperDragon
      @TheDapperDragon Год назад

      Thats what I think while looking over people crying about this game.

  • @Mungusdofu
    @Mungusdofu 4 года назад +1

    "Aerith Never Heard name Barret"
    20 Minutes ago
    Tifa: Thats Barret!

    • @xrosesc
      @xrosesc 4 года назад

      Barret and Aerith always sounded the same to me

  • @bradymanning9164
    @bradymanning9164 3 года назад +4

    The Arbiters of fate are clearly the fans , idk how people didn’t realize this it’s a thinly veiled metaphor

    • @boebie5052
      @boebie5052 3 года назад

      When i first saw them i was like oh...these thing r a giant middle finger to all the fans playing

  • @GrifCannons
    @GrifCannons 4 года назад +2143

    you missed the sin that marlene thought aerith smelled like flowers after running around the sewers, train graveyard, and barely avoiding a helicopter crash

    • @harrycrime8836
      @harrycrime8836 4 года назад +180

      Cetra powers

    • @sirocco2810
      @sirocco2810 4 года назад +305

      Look at the girl and tell me she wouldn't smell like flowers even after all that shit.

    • @GG-ms4qp
      @GG-ms4qp 4 года назад +34

      she's transferring knowledge from original universe that's why

    • @un_known5895
      @un_known5895 4 года назад +57

      @@sirocco2810 that brings that old saying back, "their shit smells like roses"

    • @6fingerfist325
      @6fingerfist325 4 года назад +15

      Shitty flowers maybe lol.

  • @nightstrider15
    @nightstrider15 4 года назад +1240

    Ok but can we just remove a sin for the fact Cloud responds “nailed it, I know” to Tifa reacting to the dress lol

    • @jameswest6232
      @jameswest6232 3 года назад +94

      I wish. That was one of the best lines in the game!

    • @yannispirou101
      @yannispirou101 3 года назад +16

      @@jameswest6232 his best line* 😎

    • @heartcradle01
      @heartcradle01 3 года назад +3

      Yesss!!! 😂🤣

    • @m.selimgorur9259
      @m.selimgorur9259 3 года назад +6

      Bro i cant unsee the smilliarity of this game to The Witcher. The concept, some of the characters etc. are absolouely the same. I feel like it's a copy or a Japan version of The Witcher.

    • @Infinite-Void
      @Infinite-Void 3 года назад +7

      Moving on.

  • @kasiamal7PL
    @kasiamal7PL 4 года назад +456

    "He wants to have sex with his motorcycle, and possibly Cloud, just like everyone else" I died XD

    • @eversostrange6337
      @eversostrange6337 3 года назад +11

      Stuff like that is why I subbed lmao

    • @m.selimgorur9259
      @m.selimgorur9259 3 года назад +2

      Bro i cant unsee the smilliarity of this game to The Witcher. The concept, some of the characters etc. are absolouely the same. I feel like it's a copy or a Japan version of The Witcher

    • @DragonReaver
      @DragonReaver 3 года назад +7

      @@m.selimgorur9259 Why the fuck you keep commenting that on every single comment.

    • @m.selimgorur9259
      @m.selimgorur9259 3 года назад

      @@DragonReaver I dont know 🤣 It was a while ago.

  • @kalashnikovdevil
    @kalashnikovdevil 4 года назад +982

    "Nailed it, I know, moving on."
    Great line.

    • @richardrider651
      @richardrider651 4 года назад +6

      This game is a sequel to the original.

    • @GiubileiFernando
      @GiubileiFernando 4 года назад +53

      What sells it is that he recognizes that he's totally nailing the drag

    • @GaolerNippon
      @GaolerNippon 4 года назад +7

      @@richardrider651 Then wouldn't it begin with them crawling out of the North Crater instead of starting in Midgar?

    • @richardrider651
      @richardrider651 4 года назад +15

      @@GaolerNippon sequel something that happened
      Ff7 before crisis core, FF7 crisis core, FF7 original, FF7 Advent Children FF7Dirge of Cerberus.
      Had to correct this* I get dyslexic at times.
      This is the original timeline.
      FF7remake
      The whisperers show them the future. Both red 13 and Aerith said these was. Sephiroth showed Cloud the edge of creation. Which is also the final part of final fantasy 7.
      The guardians of the future war the three bad guys from Advent children. Aerith and sephiroth are aware of the previous timeline. Arith said if we go forward we will change ourselves. The sephiroth we are seeing is from Advent children.
      Destroying faith
      Makes 3 the timeline where Zack is alive.
      What makes the game a sequel it's a different timeline of the same story. "Some kingdom hearts stuff is going on"

    • @pandaeyez
      @pandaeyez 4 года назад +9

      @@richardrider651 That would make it a reboot, not a sequel.
      The events are still playing out as the original but now with extra stuff thrown in there.
      That still qualifies as a remake or reboot. Sequel would have to be after the end of the northern crater.
      Even if the characters memories are erased and the timeline rewinds, that would be a reboot.

  • @Gune14
    @Gune14 4 года назад +658

    "The Arbiter of Fate's main attack is hitting everyone with spoilers from the original game.". That had me rotflmao haha

    • @aus2908
      @aus2908 4 года назад +8

      That's effin hilarious!

    • @docthefaust4519
      @docthefaust4519 3 года назад +8

      Arbiter: "lolk a 'spoiler' of a 23 year old timeline gg kid"

    • @superlombax1561
      @superlombax1561 3 года назад +11

      @@docthefaust4519 Spoiler does 9999 damage

    • @m.selimgorur9259
      @m.selimgorur9259 3 года назад

      Bro i cant unsee the smilliarity of this game to The Witcher. The concept, some of the characters etc. are absolouely the same. I feel like it's a copy or a Japan version of The Witcher

    • @royalreigns3373
      @royalreigns3373 3 года назад

      yes

  • @freakstreetfighter
    @freakstreetfighter 3 года назад +370

    This game isn't a remake, it's like an alternate reality where everything is so screwed up, demetors from harry potter show up to try and fix things.

    • @LostGeburah
      @LostGeburah 2 года назад +9

      it's a ReImAgInEd version of ffvii. meaning they can fuck around and find out

    • @rockdesu
      @rockdesu 2 года назад

      Fire that Nomura...

    • @Cetra29
      @Cetra29 2 года назад +4

      No, it isn't. It is a memory remake from Aerith and Sephiroth as Sephiroth is invincible as long as that link exists.

    • @oktabriyandiyunus9117
      @oktabriyandiyunus9117 2 года назад +7

      Its remake dude not remastered.

    • @agentgro420
      @agentgro420 2 года назад +20

      ​@@oktabriyandiyunus9117 , a remake isn't usually trying to fuck the story so bad that they had to create nonsensical ghosts. Also, those whispers are supposed to be there to keep the story intact, but they appear whenever they please nonetheless.
      Nomura's nonsense will get back at him some day...

  • @Man-z4v
    @Man-z4v 4 года назад +595

    The Cait Sith cameo must've been so confusing for people who never played the original

    • @dandelyon2796
      @dandelyon2796 4 года назад +53

      Yeah, it kinda was

    • @krazyxki
      @krazyxki 4 года назад +108

      Especially since it happened in such a serious moment 😂

    • @dandelyon2796
      @dandelyon2796 4 года назад +4

      kizzmysass Seriously lol

    • @JustinBorowski13
      @JustinBorowski13 4 года назад +87

      I thought so until multiple friends who had never played OG FF7 just casually said "Oh i just assumed that was another character coming later"
      XD some people just accept weird shit

    • @joshyotoast
      @joshyotoast 4 года назад +37

      They literally showed the end of the game and key moments with no explanation too 😂

  • @Loffeleif
    @Loffeleif 4 года назад +456

    "How does a corporation controlling the world work?"
    East India Company, brother.

    • @BouncingZeus
      @BouncingZeus 4 года назад +9

      @Robert Hunter that may or may not be true. There have been other modern corporations who basically did. Such as coke there was a court case over it. I believe it was in Latin America

    • @Zarryon12
      @Zarryon12 4 года назад +6

      Walmart

    • @bigbosss7911
      @bigbosss7911 4 года назад +6

      Countries are corporations.

    • @ChillStreamsLive
      @ChillStreamsLive 4 года назад +14

      In America corporations run Congress and the Executive Office.

    • @LindseyDisney
      @LindseyDisney 4 года назад +3

      The United States controls (or actually leads) the world.

  • @pengchan40
    @pengchan40 4 года назад +347

    I love how we go through wallmarket, fight in an arena, dance for approval, confront Corneo, go through a giant sewer, brave a train graveyard, and climb to the top of the sector seven pillar and fight Reno and Rude all in one night.

    • @ThelemaTherion
      @ThelemaTherion 4 года назад +19

      Lol that REALLY bothered me

    • @pawelgedyk1762
      @pawelgedyk1762 4 года назад +9

      Damn you are right, There are other things,in minecraft I love how the guy have square head, how he is changing terrain with just pickaxe. In witcher you can take so many deadly blows from monsters and then just eat a sandwich and you are good to go,now I can't look at that anymore, In call of duty it takes half of the magazine to kill and 10 seconds to recover if you are hit by a bullet. I love how you can keep crashing your car in forza and carry on driving,I need a car like that. What a dumbass.

    • @goshtic9565
      @goshtic9565 4 года назад +31

      Well, if it helps, just pretend when you fell down the sewers, all 3 of you were knocked out for sometime. Cloud was just the first to wake up. As it kinda looks like the 3 of you got placed there and not fell down to that position. There was a door in that room and it's locked. Only by beating the rat boss, were you able to be free to move on. Which means, they woke up in the morning, fought the rat boss, then spend the entire afternoon getting out of the sewers and got to the train graveyard by night fall.

    • @xrosesc
      @xrosesc 4 года назад

      /: bruh u also noticed that they skipped one night of sleep? Doing missions?

    • @adamgray1753
      @adamgray1753 4 года назад

      Dude, @@pawelgedyk1762, if I could get a car like that from Forza I would be lead footing everywhere I go!

  • @masterofmythology
    @masterofmythology 3 года назад +94

    I'm rather impressed with the detail of the separate visible materias in the weapons.

    • @yannispirou101
      @yannispirou101 3 года назад +10

      Same, it was really cool 😂

    • @ianbraun271
      @ianbraun271 3 года назад +13

      Yes, except that as you gain more slots on each weapon, the visible materia slots don't change.

  • @Zhengrui0
    @Zhengrui0 4 года назад +139

    You missed the fact that Barrett, Cloud and Tifa take cover from helicopter fire BEHIND EXPLOSIVE GAS TANKS atop the pillar

    • @LUCiVEN
      @LUCiVEN 4 года назад +4

      Zhengrui0 I WAS SO CONFUSED LIKE W H Y THAT OF ALL THINGS

    • @mahande88
      @mahande88 4 года назад +2

      You somehow know what was in those tanks?

    • @LUCiVEN
      @LUCiVEN 4 года назад +2

      Mahande some literally blew up in the game I’m pretty sure so I think they were explosive sooooooooo

    • @Zhengrui0
      @Zhengrui0 4 года назад

      @@mahande88 So it is totally reasonable for people to behave only according to what they know for sure, not what they can infer or what is plausible, whether highly or even remotely? I guess social distancing really is a waste - if I don't know that the person next to me is infected, then obviously they pose no threat to me!

    • @superlombax1561
      @superlombax1561 4 года назад

      Zhengrui0 I was gonna say that the helicopter keeps on shooting at Cloud from that position too instead of flying at another angle to try and hit him, but that works too.

  • @connormccarthy6741
    @connormccarthy6741 4 года назад +629

    Talks about how Aerith’s mum should recognise Cloud’s sword as it was her daughter’s boyfriend’s, has the Iron Blade equipped during cutscene

    • @pozertron
      @pozertron 4 года назад +85

      Back when Zack would meet Aerith's mom, he would still technically be using the starting sword and not the Buster Blade.

    • @xordu4246
      @xordu4246 4 года назад +47

      Thats just for the sake of the games mechanics, he would never actually change swords until Advent children so she should recognize it

    • @Igor_servant_of_Philemon
      @Igor_servant_of_Philemon 4 года назад +62

      Would be funny though
      "You are carrying the sword of her ex gf who also was a soldier"
      "Nah mam, I just found this in the reactor I blew up together with this terrorist group"
      "What?"
      "What?"

    • @xrosesc
      @xrosesc 4 года назад +2

      pozertron if u played the remake theres more to Zack, maybe he met aerith n his mom again with his bustersword this time.

    • @nightwishfan60
      @nightwishfan60 4 года назад +21

      I don’t think Zack ever met Aeriths mum in CC and I don’t think Aerith ever saw the Buster sword.

  • @niwdlab14
    @niwdlab14 4 года назад +124

    Rufus flew out after battling with Cloud, and in the next scene is back at the Shinra Bldg. Did they just circle and wait for them to leave?

    • @Mogel-
      @Mogel- 4 года назад +1

      Wouldn't you rather bail out when you lost your weapons and the fight? Makes sense to me :P

    • @Shalakor
      @Shalakor 4 года назад +2

      You can't say that it wouldn't be a very Rufus type of thing to do. Especially with the convoluted scheming he's involved in throughout the Compilation.

  • @tcrossanPT
    @tcrossanPT 3 года назад +60

    “Hojos lab turns into an episode of Scooby Doo” almost made me crash my car 😂😂😂

    • @terraventusaqua123
      @terraventusaqua123 2 месяца назад +1

      He almost made crash my car too, which is weird since I was watching this on my tv from the kitchen…

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +454

    "Aerith comes off as a save scummer, reloading her save because she didn't get the best ending"
    I never thought of it that way, you clever son of a gun.

    • @superlombax1561
      @superlombax1561 4 года назад +1

      Just Some Guy without a Mustache Same.

    • @boebie5052
      @boebie5052 4 года назад +18

      Well she DID die so i guess if this IS her save file of course she would reload lmao i mean i would consider dying a bad ending wouldnt u?

    • @kerakn_
      @kerakn_ 4 года назад +8

      @@boebie5052
      to be fair that depends on the story
      if your death is a requirement then tough luck.
      this is why it's better being a fish.

    • @SeanWheeler100
      @SeanWheeler100 4 года назад +1

      It would be awesome if she survives the sequel.

    • @dangerousdd2366
      @dangerousdd2366 4 года назад +9

      For playable characters from the original game(except for Aerith), it was good. For humanity in FF7 world, it was pretty bad...500 years later human extinction still occurs, so basically redXIII would have taken over the world.

  • @dannyv2230
    @dannyv2230 4 года назад +796

    Anyone else ever wonder how Aerith's mom could afford a house with a giant garden and their own private waterfall? Or is it just me.

    • @Varikas
      @Varikas 4 года назад +7

      Daniel Veira always

    • @somelazyguy9180
      @somelazyguy9180 4 года назад +106

      Shinras watched over them both since she was a kid. Prolly something there.

    • @myagastopiak4512
      @myagastopiak4512 4 года назад +55

      She was given that house by Shinra so she could take care of Aerith

    • @Varikas
      @Varikas 4 года назад +108

      @@myagastopiak4512 she already had the house before she had aerith though

    • @dannyv2230
      @dannyv2230 4 года назад +24

      Some Lazy Guy I never understood the whole Aerith had to come willingly for them to experiment on her when they could have taken her at any time

  • @PhantomShadow224
    @PhantomShadow224 4 года назад +183

    When Sephiroth said “Run Cloud, Run Away.”
    I thought the same exact thing....
    He’s spent way too much time in the kingdom hearts universe.

    • @superlombax1561
      @superlombax1561 4 года назад +19

      PhantomShadow224 I was kinda surprised that Dartigan didn’t make a Lion King reference there lol

    • @DrCarlosPadilla
      @DrCarlosPadilla 4 года назад +3

      @@superlombax1561 but its the line zack told to cloud...

    • @superlombax1561
      @superlombax1561 4 года назад +2

      carlos padilla I haven’t played or watched Crisis Core, so sorry. I was just saying that it sounded familiar to the line from Lion King. That’s all.

    • @SapphWolf
      @SapphWolf 4 года назад

      @@greatgrizzly3537 "Run Cloud, run away" is similar to "There is more to seek. So go forth and seek it"?

    • @ken7007
      @ken7007 4 года назад

      " Darkness"

  • @kadsl123
    @kadsl123 4 года назад +433

    "When you examine this closely, Aerith comes off as a save scummer, reloading her save because she didn't get the best ending."
    That right there might be one the best reviews of FF7R.

    • @CoolDude5633554
      @CoolDude5633554 3 года назад +47

      @Aaron9 Then the sin would still remain relevant, since releasing an unfinished game is the biggest sin of all.
      Want an example? Look at Anthem

    • @suki7759
      @suki7759 3 года назад +3

      Like re zero🤣🤣

    • @jace8785
      @jace8785 3 года назад +4

      Kinda makes sense, cuz she died right?

    • @youngcids5741
      @youngcids5741 3 года назад +7

      Not really because what she’s kind of trying to keep things the same it’s sephiroth who is trying to change his fate and that’s the reason so many things change. aerith is only reacting to the change and trying to stop him but it’s still a good sin and a great video.

    • @starvoltnexus3139
      @starvoltnexus3139 3 года назад +3

      @@CoolDude5633554 It is technically finished it’s just in multiple parts why I do not know

  • @LeKain08
    @LeKain08 4 года назад +77

    142 : "Judging by this virtual reality display on the Cetra, Shinra would be better at making a Final Fantasy game than Square Enix."
    Ooooooooooooooooooooooh! :-P
    (excellent... and sadly true)

    • @DashingDavid
      @DashingDavid 3 года назад

      That part doesn’t actually make sense considering Square Enix made that scene

  • @cho4d
    @cho4d 4 года назад +91

    jessie sayin wedge butt looked "singed" seems to me like a callback to the OG where they bust out of the first bombing mission and there is a fireball and wedge dances around on fire. they took that out but added this line as a wink wink

  • @KPMwolf
    @KPMwolf 4 года назад +311

    "Sephiroth spend too much time in kingdom heart"
    I died.
    FYI : I think this is the most time Dartigan take out a sin.

    • @caski1663
      @caski1663 4 года назад +17

      this video is rivaled with Metal gear rising in terms of sins taken off

    • @ZepiaEltnamOberon
      @ZepiaEltnamOberon 4 года назад +8

      I haven't seen any other games Dartigan reviewed that have 10 sins removed at once aside from MGRR.

    • @roberthiggins4186
      @roberthiggins4186 4 года назад +3

      @@caski1663 that game sin was gold too

  • @imperialone8526
    @imperialone8526 4 года назад +286

    This game was the original “are we the baddies?”

    • @hornyanddepressed6805
      @hornyanddepressed6805 4 года назад +35

      That's literally the plot of Final Fantasy 4

    • @Reddgameplus
      @Reddgameplus 4 года назад +20

      I thought you were gonna say this game was the original “are we there yet?”

    • @KozyGamer15
      @KozyGamer15 4 года назад +5

      Nah, we got Tifa on our side!!!!

    • @Jagarm87
      @Jagarm87 4 года назад +11

      Nah, fuck shinra

    • @BoxxyFan
      @BoxxyFan 4 года назад +1

      Nah shinra were the stereotypical baddies that framed em!

  • @jennyopitz8400
    @jennyopitz8400 4 года назад +76

    Sephiroth - Like Aerith- ist self aware of the past. Since he knows that he was defeated in the main timeline, he wants to defy destiny and create his own future in which he succeeds. Given that both him and Aerith are resting inside the livestream (which holds all the memories of the earth) it would make sense that they are both aware of the past outcome, even if they are inside a time loop (aka the "remake").
    Aerith was afraid to change destiny from the beginning, because of the uncertainty that it held in regards of whether she and her friends would succeed in the end. She had come to terms of her own death. She didn't want to change fate for her own good. She only took the final step back then and there with the portal, because she knew that all the timelines will eventually collapse and collide due to sephiroths actions. And in order to stop him, she had to play his game, too.
    I am not a native speaker, so I hope you could understand what I'm trying to say lol

    • @tommen.baratheon
      @tommen.baratheon 3 года назад +2

      Would that also explain Cloud saying "but i killed you" to Sephiroth in the beginning? Cause that still confuses me. Along with many other things. May be because I played the OG after the remake, but they added a lot of unnecessary elements to this game, especially if it is to be interpreted the way you did, it just makes little sense to new players, even after they play the OG to get context cause the impact of it isn't the same.

    • @GTH-gt8xq
      @GTH-gt8xq 3 года назад +8

      @@tommen.baratheon by saying "but I killed you" he meant what happened in Crisis Core, a prequel to FF VII

    • @Cetra29
      @Cetra29 Год назад

      There are no timelines. This is him and Aerith remaking memories. Aerith wants him to be disconnected from Cloud while he wants to get stronger.

  • @fobbyasian5990
    @fobbyasian5990 4 года назад +131

    For sin 13 Aerith doesn't leave right away like the original and shows that she wants to stick around so the whispers attack her to get her to run away.

    • @ShaneSchofield52
      @ShaneSchofield52 4 года назад +5

      Got the impression Aerith was hounded by Whispers because she was about to wonder off and miss Cloud entirely. Whether knowingly or otherwise, after being 'rescued' her dialogue with him is different to the OG...
      At first I thought it was creative licence... Then I replayed the game and all the conversations or events had new meaning. (I'm sure we all experienced that)

    • @propheinx2250
      @propheinx2250 4 года назад +6

      Final Fantasy didn't need to copy the CWs Flash. Time wraiths protecting the timeline and Sephiroth says "run cloud, run" is a bit much.

    • @DragonQueefs
      @DragonQueefs 2 года назад +2

      @@ShaneSchofield52 100%. Sephiroth tried to delay Cloud from meeting Aerith. The Whispers hold her in place to thwart Sephiroths timeline deviation. The remake makes sense once you realize What Sephiroth's new plans are, and what Whispers are trying to do

  • @guruthosamarthruin4459
    @guruthosamarthruin4459 4 года назад +95

    The townsfolk DID see Avalanche fighting "nothing" in sector 7. If you talk to people afterwards, they're talking about it.

    • @ebreshea1337
      @ebreshea1337 4 года назад +14

      Yeah but tifa and barrett never interacted with Aerith. Unless it's something like Aerith touches cloud, who then touches tifa, who then touches barrett...

    • @shaesullivan
      @shaesullivan 4 года назад +20

      @@ebreshea1337 Spiritually Transmitted Dillussions are such a drag.

    • @SilentProti
      @SilentProti 4 года назад +2

      Maybe the people targeted by the whispers can see them, at least for the first time?

    • @mosswind
      @mosswind 4 года назад +3

      @@SilentProti I think of it more like "the planet has put it's eye on you" and that eye is so oppressive that you see it's physical manifestation. Like Sauron, without the Eye.

    • @tempusmars6272
      @tempusmars6272 3 года назад +1

      Also he complains about the rest of the party and avalanche seeing the whispers, and while he's right Cloud didn't purposely touch anyone, everyone DID touch him.
      Also in the cutscene where Barret cuts him out on the second reactor attack you can see a whisper pan right over the camera.

  • @LoungeFly02
    @LoungeFly02 4 года назад +244

    3:30 My thoughts exactly. In the original, my first playthrough ever, the story built up Sephiroth so much that when he finally appeared on screen, I felt I was in the presence of an in-game legend and even watching him battle against a dragon, I was in awe of his strength and magic. Because he was introduced so quickly in this game, steals that same impact away from those that have never experienced the first.

    • @aus2908
      @aus2908 4 года назад +22

      That's exactly what I was saying when I kept seeing him. Sephiroth feels cheap and cliche now.

    • @Seraph821
      @Seraph821 4 года назад +38

      They've discussed this in great detail in interviews. Even people who never played FF7 know about Sephiroth, hiding him and building him up is pointless because we already know he's powerful and terrifying.

    • @chronica6457
      @chronica6457 4 года назад +46

      @@Seraph821 Except even when you know about him hiding him until the end of Disc 1 has a great impact
      I played the game knowing full well who Sephiroth was and it was still satisfying to have him remain a mystery for 1 third of the game
      The remake overuses him to the point where it's just annoying and cheap

    • @carinainmotion3100
      @carinainmotion3100 4 года назад +17

      I got tired of Sephitoth in this game. I can’t even listen to his epic song anymore, which I used to love. He was one of my favorite characters ever, and still is if I focus only on the FF VII classic and forget all the rest.

    • @LoungeFly02
      @LoungeFly02 4 года назад +25

      @@carinainmotion3100 Right? In terms of traits (not story), he's lost all his humanity, and thus--he's no longer relatable. He starts off this game in a god-like state instantly making him otherworldy and therefore his story is less tragic, whereas in the original he started off like a normal human, then we watch him break and transcend into godliness.

  • @maxvitor7023
    @maxvitor7023 4 года назад +59

    34:38 "There's a guy the size of a bear with a gatling gun and a cute blonde toothpick with a sword about his size over there man..."
    "We saw nothing man... They don't pay us enough for this crap"

  • @Moort789
    @Moort789 4 года назад +40

    No sins for Cloud and Tifa approaching their landlord, who gives them free rent, with the intent to shake her down for water filters that they end up using for themselves? Like seriously who would do that.

  • @ramzen89
    @ramzen89 4 года назад +57

    BUT, maybe Avalanche doesn't use cell phones because Shinra controls the network, in which case they'd be easily tracked. Just a theory.

    • @aaroncollins7192
      @aaroncollins7192 4 года назад +1

      Or that they are insanely expensive and don't have a wide regular world adoption.

    • @salvocal7455
      @salvocal7455 4 года назад +3

      @@aaroncollins7192 After Living in China, I know this is absolutely why they don't want to leave a cell phone trace

    • @lifeofstrife575
      @lifeofstrife575 4 года назад +2

      Mako powered phones cause cancer and neck horns

    • @mahande88
      @mahande88 4 года назад

      This is the correct assumption.

    • @christiancolon8748
      @christiancolon8748 4 года назад +1

      Why has no one said just a theory, a game theory

  • @strelitziamystery21
    @strelitziamystery21 3 года назад +88

    4:45 actually if you believe the post AC Sephiroth theory then...
    The whispers were holding Aerith in place because Sephiroth was giving Cloud a hallucination that makes Cloud slow down. Remember that in the fire hallucination you can't walk fast? Sephiroth was trying to delay Cloud and Aerith meeting but the whispers held Aerith in place so the two can meet.

    • @quanesshatheseventeenth8617
      @quanesshatheseventeenth8617 2 года назад +14

      That actually makes a lot of sense

    • @devaw5599
      @devaw5599 Год назад +3

      wait, where did u read abt post AC Sepiroth?? bc if it's canon, then that part of the game in the remake makes much more sense & my dislikeness towards that part is being reduced lol

    • @strelitziamystery21
      @strelitziamystery21 Год назад +2

      @@devaw5599 It's a big theory about this game. There are a lot of videos about it but I recommend watching the Easy Allies videos with Maximilian Dood.

    • @devaw5599
      @devaw5599 Год назад +3

      @@strelitziamystery21 ohh oh well, i appreciate the fandom trying to make things work.. i guess i still kinda dislike the game haha.. i hope FFVII Rebirth would be amazing enough to redeem my disappointment towards FFVII Remake haha

    • @strelitziamystery21
      @strelitziamystery21 Год назад +2

      @@devaw5599 I guess we will have to wait to see if the Time Travel theories are true when part 2 and 3 come out.

  • @KoKoYoung
    @KoKoYoung 4 года назад +50

    I swear to god Chadley and Leslie look like they are from FFXV but somehow they manage to escape that game.

    • @illusionofquality979
      @illusionofquality979 3 года назад +7

      That or XIII, Chadley looks very similar to Hope.
      But really white haired characters, who aren't old, are weird in the FFVII context. I think it was a deliberate choice to make Sephi white-haired since it gives him this inhuman and ethereal look. Would makes sense for Chadley as well but for Leslie it seems to be a random color choice except for white=cool logic.

    • @TheCyclicGamer
      @TheCyclicGamer 2 года назад

      @@illusionofquality979 It seems like they forgot what the white-haired trope originally represented.
      In Japanese Mythology, Silver/White hair was an indication of demonic possession and/or influence (Unless your old), Sephiroth has Silver Hair because he was injected with Jenova cells before he was born, which is what allowed Jenova to pretty much influence him and commit the atrocities that he did.
      Same with Dante, Vergil, and Nero in DMC, it's not because it's cool, but because there is a mythological meaning behind it.
      Also, Leslie is supposed to be one of President Shinra's sons, so where did the white hair come from?

  • @jag173
    @jag173 4 года назад +204

    Zidane from FF9 doesnt have dead parents. He doesnt have any parents he was created in an lab.

    • @NinjaStreak
      @NinjaStreak 4 года назад +29

      FF8 Squall's father Laguna is alive. Just his mother dead.

    • @LeuvahkTrigger
      @LeuvahkTrigger 4 года назад +2

      Don't you actually end up killing Zids father/creator?
      Been a while since I played it.

    • @shaesullivan
      @shaesullivan 4 года назад

      @@LeuvahkTrigger Yes, but since he was technically adopted it doesn't count.

    • @kensredemption
      @kensredemption 4 года назад

      Leuvahk The Skelly Man: Well, Kuja kills Garland, and they’re brothers, so...

    • @endworldkrawky600
      @endworldkrawky600 4 года назад +7

      Are we just gonna forget about Zack Fair?

  • @Gkublog
    @Gkublog 4 года назад +246

    Dartigan is a man of culture, he picked tifas "exotic" outfit

    • @AzureRoxe
      @AzureRoxe 4 года назад +6

      Yet sins something involving her cleavage even though SE had no issue with it with her other outfits.

    • @keenanjohnson1296
      @keenanjohnson1296 4 года назад +48

      @@AzureRoxe The cleavage sin was more for the fact she was a minor at the time they showed it in the flash back.

    • @elsienova4269
      @elsienova4269 4 года назад +11

      @@keenanjohnson1296 implying girls from the ages of 15-18 never wear anything that shows cleavage.

    • @temp1326
      @temp1326 4 года назад +1

      Keenan Johnson it comes up when he talks about scarlet

    • @chriskoloski32
      @chriskoloski32 4 года назад +6

      I prefer the mature outfit. Side boob, cleavage, and next to no skirt

  • @bandicootsauce4569
    @bandicootsauce4569 3 года назад +40

    Does anyone else think that the 'Airbuster' sounds like a brand of vacuum cleaner?

    • @royalreigns3373
      @royalreigns3373 3 года назад

      It will only be a matter of time before Barret changes it into the n#&buster

    • @xavierb.2378
      @xavierb.2378 3 года назад

      @@royalreigns3373 what is wrong with you

    • @royalreigns3373
      @royalreigns3373 3 года назад

      @@xavierb.2378 Too much VRChat

  • @GhostPrime21
    @GhostPrime21 4 года назад +156

    Me: Theres nothing wrong with this game
    also me: grabs popcorn and nodding on every sin

    • @Angryllama517
      @Angryllama517 4 года назад +12

      I agreed with almost every sin mentioned and yet i have come to expect these kinds of things from final fantasy. i mean really even back in the original when i was little i questioned the phoenix down or revive materia not being used to revive the people that died. there are always plot holes and things that down right dont make sense but i still enjoy the game and watching these videos.i laughed my ass off watching some of these things that i didnt even notice

    • @ShineSpark88
      @ShineSpark88 4 года назад +6

      @@Angryllama517 Please stop with the Phoenix Down shit. Gameplay Elements =/= Story.

    • @MegaKinking
      @MegaKinking 4 года назад +10

      @@Angryllama517 Anyways Phoenix down = Revives a KO'd character. Not dead character. Same with revive :) Nothing could have save Aerith. ( And I really hope the remake won't save her in part 2 )

    • @Angryllama517
      @Angryllama517 4 года назад +2

      ShineSpark 88 lol who is this guy. If he knew how to read I said back when I was little. Like u know 1997. Get out of here with that shit and grow up.

    • @ShineSpark88
      @ShineSpark88 4 года назад

      @@Angryllama517 You are telling me to grow up, but can't differentiate gameplay from cinematics like a child. Yes, you said back when you were little, but you type like you still see it as a plothole.

  • @heroofthyme4237
    @heroofthyme4237 4 года назад +248

    Fun fact: put Lightning’s hair on cloud and he’ll look exactly like her.

    • @jodyboles8208
      @jodyboles8208 4 года назад +5

      not at all lol

    • @6ixlxrd
      @6ixlxrd 4 года назад +37

      @@jodyboles8208 He actually would. Especially if you put Lightning's hair on him after Andrea "transformed" him.

    • @jodyboles8208
      @jodyboles8208 4 года назад +2

      @@6ixlxrd no he wouldn't haha. He's face is next to nothing like lightning. Stop reaching haha

    • @6ixlxrd
      @6ixlxrd 4 года назад +29

      @@jodyboles8208 Whatever rocks you to sleep at night, I guess.

    • @jodyboles8208
      @jodyboles8208 4 года назад +1

      @@6ixlxrd same for you haha

  • @Dreamline78
    @Dreamline78 4 года назад +133

    8:27 Jesse did NOT steal Johnny's ID. If you watch the scene where Shinra Security is hauling Johnny away with subtitles, the Security officer says "Ha! Your ID was never logged in, idiot! It wouldn't have worked even if it was!" The whole point was to show how stupid Johnny is, and how easy it is to get him to slip up and start talking.

    • @benwhiley9680
      @benwhiley9680 4 года назад +5

      Annoys me that you need subtitles on in this game to understand some of the dialogue.
      It's not often but, there are a few points where its not possible to hear/understand what's being said without subtitles.
      Most offensive are all the parts where dialogue is coming over the radio, without subtitles Tseng and the Turks are just making rumbling noises at the end of the Graveyard chapter.
      And, having subtitles on forces you to read them, distracting you from a, frankly, beautiful game.

    • @EldenRinging
      @EldenRinging 4 года назад +7

      @@benwhiley9680 to be honest, I think it's a thing in many modern video games in general, especially when dialogue is continuing while you are roaming around. That's why I always leave the subtitles on. I could stand far away and still get what some npc is saying somewhere, not only in this game, but others as well 🙈

    • @vr6volkspower
      @vr6volkspower 4 года назад +3

      @@benwhiley9680 also when corneo's thug are talking with their gas mask on. You can't hear shit

    • @mahande88
      @mahande88 4 года назад +6

      @@benwhiley9680 If you think that a small thing such as subtitles takes away from the perfection of this game then you are an idiot. I bet you are one of the same people that complains about subtitles in a movie because you didn't go to a theatre to "read". Dumbass.

    • @NotSoJolleyPotatoe
      @NotSoJolleyPotatoe 4 года назад +3

      @@mahande88 lmfao your pretty simple and easy to satisfy if you think this game is perfect. Simpleton

  • @Kllew1690
    @Kllew1690 3 года назад +82

    When Sephiroth tells Cloud to run away, does anyone else see Scar from The Lion King telling Simba to run away and never return?

    • @royalreigns3373
      @royalreigns3373 3 года назад +7

      Run cloud run you need to live you need to hide SquareEnix have lost there mind.

    • @litepaw7
      @litepaw7 3 года назад +2

      IKR I was thinking the same thing lol

    • @darkicedragon1988
      @darkicedragon1988 2 года назад +1

      Oh my god yes! I even say the ‘never return’ in my head

    • @caitlinbrewer4843
      @caitlinbrewer4843 2 года назад +1

      Oh god yes!

  • @figureLP09
    @figureLP09 4 года назад +40

    Did they... Did they just Evangelion'd my FF VII?
    What's next, Nomura blaming the Corona Virus for the 3 year delay of the sequel?

    • @StarMiners0416
      @StarMiners0416 4 года назад +3

      I've come to not trust Nomura with anything that hasn't originated from his skull... scratch that, even I wouldn't trust what comes out of his skull either. He's bamboozled the KH series into some weird amalgamation of time travel and plot contrivance among other magnificent mess-ups, he's shown to be petty with the incorporation of FF Versus XIII into the KH series, he's shown to have troubles during FFXV's development, and now the FFVII "remake" is more of a re-imagining at this point.

    • @sarthakarora3212
      @sarthakarora3212 4 года назад

      Ayaya the next game is in 2023 at earliest been leaked already mate. Every square game is delayed by a year for now, might increase later.

    • @6ixlxrd
      @6ixlxrd 4 года назад +2

      @@StarMiners0416 I personally don't have a problem with the "re-imagining" parts since I didn't play the original game, or even knew this series existed until 15. But I cannot deny that I'm no-where close to being a fan of Kingdom Hearts. I've tried getting into it multiple times and just can't because of all the random ass-pulls that have ass-pulls because their ass-pulls are ass-pulls. Only so much I can take.

  • @bastioncory6740
    @bastioncory6740 4 года назад +90

    "He already looked like a woman even before he put on the dress". Oh my God Haha🤣

    • @xrosesc
      @xrosesc 4 года назад +10

      I was attracted to him😐 how dare u mock me? Regardless his muscles in the right light is amazing ive never seen muscles like that on a human being. Ahem! He’s still attractive regardless! Ik for a fact many female gamers will agree

    • @yannispirou101
      @yannispirou101 3 года назад +8

      @@xrosesc Most girls I've seen prefer Sephiroth.

    • @lihzzahrdspeed6631
      @lihzzahrdspeed6631 3 года назад

      @@yannispirou101 I mean...

    • @royalreigns3373
      @royalreigns3373 3 года назад +5

      As a bi man I prefer cloud without the dress . . .

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 3 года назад +4

      @@yannispirou101 I'll just take 'em both, lol! Sephiroth and Cloud are both very attractive. I think I like Cloud just a bit more, though, only for those adorable puppy-dog eyes he gives when scared or confused.
      Then again...everything about Sephiroth (excluding his voice in this game) oozes "come hither and I will devour you" and a girl can't discount that, lol! Grr, it's a tough call, so that's why I pick both.

  • @xne14gax26
    @xne14gax26 4 года назад +154

    Im guessing the Sin Counter literally explodes when you get to chapter 18

    • @TheDapperDragon
      @TheDapperDragon 4 года назад +19

      So, much like anyone with two working brain cells who's first reaction to change is *not* to cry, he actually seems to dig it, even if I disagree where he thinks it's going. So, since you guys can't handle someone liking change, does that mean you think his opinion was bought?

    • @xne14gax26
      @xne14gax26 4 года назад +21

      @@TheDapperDragon
      You're making a pretty big assumption. I like the idea of what the ending caused alot. The execution was fucking awful. The monster design for the FateSides was terrible and doesn't fit FF7. If they had left the KH designs in KH and decided on something less hokey than you literally fighting the physical embodiment of fate, I'm guessing the changes would be alot more well received.
      I was so excited to see what was on the other end of that portal in Ch 17, I could not have been more disappointed. That said everything else in Ch 18 was solid, especially the Sephiroth fight.
      Also why are you bringing up paid shills? Autism?

    • @JokermanUno
      @JokermanUno 4 года назад +7

      @@TheDapperDragon yall gotta get off the nuts of people who don't agree with you online

    • @mrlloydval2887
      @mrlloydval2887 4 года назад +8

      me, as someone who has not played the original FF7, has no fucking clue what the hell is going on after thy rescue aerith; and i also have no idea what any of the characters are talking about from that point onwards as well.
      until watching this video i never would have guessed that this game is just an alternate path to the original. it's a confusing mess.

    • @donaldcurry1020
      @donaldcurry1020 4 года назад +1

      @@mrlloydval2887 it only confusing to people that this wild unproven theory drive them, do not let them pull you down the rabbit hole your closer to the real way the game is played out being new and not what going on they are with unproven wild theories. it makes sense once you know all ff7 lore. like the whispers was original to be in the OG game, barret and tifa was to die and end of midgar, sephiroth was to be shown early on. all this stuff and more got change in the original. they even told everyone that this is expanded story with all ff7 lore in it, or some call it director's cut( them put everything in they want to begin with and lore from other ff7 games/videos)

  • @benandrew21
    @benandrew21 3 года назад +35

    I think we can all agree that Barrett is the star of this show. His emotional scenes are nailed every single time

  • @hassanshahid5832
    @hassanshahid5832 4 года назад +99

    Imagine if Zack had done his squats he would have slapped sepheroth around

    • @judgedredd1901
      @judgedredd1901 4 года назад +12

      zack is the original squat king. From before Sephiroth went crazy to Zacks death. He did squats. Plenty.

    • @Erduk
      @Erduk 4 года назад +4

      NEVER skip leg day.

    • @xrosesc
      @xrosesc 4 года назад

      Omg yes!

  • @zeroeien
    @zeroeien 3 года назад +49

    Woah wait! So, a door frame can stop cloud’s buster sword while he is actively trying to swing it, but later he can cut a train and buildings in half because reasons?!

    • @krome4284
      @krome4284 Год назад +4

      @@TheMinicrom I know this is a year late, but I haven't seen this much copium to try and make the nonsense ending make sens

    • @TheDapperDragon
      @TheDapperDragon Год назад +6

      Do you know how physics work? It doesn't matter how strong you are, if you move something two inches, you're not getting *any* cutting power.

    • @wallypup4650
      @wallypup4650 Год назад

      lol@@krome4284

  • @dianasofia7315
    @dianasofia7315 3 года назад +28

    Sephiroth is really good at ASMR"
    Yeah, he sounds kinda sexy for ASMR

    • @Killer_Kris7
      @Killer_Kris7 3 года назад +1

      No he does not lmao. The old VA sure. But this? If you're interested in p**os

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 3 года назад +4

      @@Killer_Kris7 I wouldn't call this voice actor a POS, but absolutely, George Newbern was better at voicing Sephiroth and nailing Sephiroth's tone. Japan kept the oriignal voice actors for nearly all of their roles, I think, while we changed nearly all of them. I won't say I'm fully upset about that, the new cast kills it. I prefer Quinton Flynn and Crispin Freeman for Reno and Rude as well, but I'll sacrifice them if we could just get Newbern back.

  • @pantarhei8457
    @pantarhei8457 4 года назад +61

    19:57
    The Buster Sword was originally Angeal's, Zack didn't get it until after his last visit with Aerith so she wouldn't think anything of Cloud having the Buster Sword.

    • @sepheronx
      @sepheronx 4 года назад +7

      That's based upon crisis core. In OG FF7, it was Zack as angeal didn't exist.
      So for more of us who really only played OG FF7, then he is correct. I only know of angeal cause I just recently played CC as someone told me about story changes.

    • @Jammineyeonline
      @Jammineyeonline 4 года назад +11

      @@sepheronx that would be truth if this game wasn't based on the compilation.
      So crisis core counts on this one.

    • @matthewfries4079
      @matthewfries4079 4 года назад

      sepheronx it’s not story changes it’s story additions

    • @superlombax1561
      @superlombax1561 4 года назад

      Jammineyeonline Especially since that now the embodiment of fate has been destroyed, so now it could be possible to encounter other characters and enemies from the other games in the compilation. Maybe

    • @RuneKatashima
      @RuneKatashima 4 года назад +1

      @@sepheronx Sure but in OG FFVII you never see Elmyra laying eyes on Zack, so you don't know if she did.

  • @luvstagrind
    @luvstagrind 3 года назад +84

    Fun fact: Jesse's bomb in the original WASN'T meant to destroy the whole reactor. She even says so in the original if you talk to her while in the Avalanche hideout.
    This is the line.
    Jessie: Oops... Hey, look at the news... What a blast. Think it was all because of my bomb? But all I really did was just make it like the computer told me. Oh no! I must've made a miscalculation somewhere

    • @clFer777
      @clFer777 3 года назад +5

      yeah the analysis in this vid is some kind of shallow

    • @bigbirdmusic8199
      @bigbirdmusic8199 2 года назад +4

      @@clFer777 not as shallow as they made the story of this game. Stretching 10 hours into 40

    • @TrueKingOmega
      @TrueKingOmega 2 года назад +2

      @@bigbirdmusic8199 More like 6, maybe 7, if you try to do everything along the way

    • @bigbirdmusic8199
      @bigbirdmusic8199 2 года назад +1

      @@TrueKingOmega lol true

    • @Cetra29
      @Cetra29 Год назад +3

      The game never said it was not meant to destroy the reactor. It said exactly what you said. Jesse not wanting to destroy the reactor is a retcon that makes no sense. They even risked lives to just get passcodes for doors. And not to just destroy a core that Shinra could fix over the weekend.

  • @Dangolbustedman
    @Dangolbustedman 3 года назад +43

    44:10
    I’m fucking sorry
    Did you just pronounce “facade” as “Fuh-Kade”?

    • @clarencep90
      @clarencep90 3 года назад +9

      Lmao somebody add this sin to his channel

  • @Saito_0243
    @Saito_0243 4 года назад +79

    Must sin you for pronouncing Tifa's name as "Tiffa" while sinning a game in which they say her name correctly many times, audibly, in English dub. Shame!

    • @AYCHMENG
      @AYCHMENG 4 года назад +4

      I hate how her name is pronounced "Teefa" doesn't seem right, but whatever.

    • @Mastabacc
      @Mastabacc 4 года назад +15

      @@AYCHMENG Don't know what you are talking about, but it sounds right to me. The only name that doesn't sound right is Tidus (Teedus). Should me Tide-us

    • @AYCHMENG
      @AYCHMENG 4 года назад +4

      MBacc don’t get me started on that one too lol

    • @vanitaspero1043
      @vanitaspero1043 4 года назад +6

      @@Mastabacc The reason why Tidus's name is pronounced that way is because his Japanese name is Tida, which means "sun" while Yuna means "moon." Their names may be a reference to yin and yang.

    • @kennethcook9406
      @kennethcook9406 4 года назад +3

      @@AYCHMENG I've pronounced it "Tee-fa" ever since the OG FF7 came out, it just makes sense from the spelling. The same goes for Yufie, it's "You-fee" and it makes me cringe when people say "Yuh-fee"

  • @bryantgutierrez9191
    @bryantgutierrez9191 4 года назад +197

    44:35 - Technically, Sephiroth broke into this timeline first by showing up to cloud and giving him illusions and so on for the rest of the game. It’s why he’s more prevalent in this section of the story than the original. As for as I know, Aerith has become aware of the changes being done once the whispers started attacking her. So reasonable speaking, it’s Sephiroth who’s save-cheating cause he’s forced a new future (having cloud and co. Kill destiny) where he knows how he lost before and can change it now in a new save.

    • @RRRRRRRRR33
      @RRRRRRRRR33 4 года назад +26

      Kill destiny, lol it's so literal, destiny in a giant robot form. Nomura have no clue about subtly

    • @tempusmars6272
      @tempusmars6272 3 года назад +22

      So Sephy is the save scummer. THAT does make sense.

    • @samhammer1633
      @samhammer1633 3 года назад +10

      THANK you, I couldnt figure out why i was so confused when he brought that up- this is the perfect counter comment and exactly what my thoughts were on the game

    • @stygames5450
      @stygames5450 3 года назад +6

      Cool. Doesn’t make it right, though.

    • @daisuke910
      @daisuke910 3 года назад +2

      Also, the planet is saved but humans are dead. But I guess that is a good ending. Humans are scum anyways 😅😓

  • @epsilon5193
    @epsilon5193 4 года назад +172

    "Unless the whispers are trying to make sure Advent Children and Dirge of Cerberus occur" Yes, actually, literally. The three Whispers who aid the Harbinger are the three villains from Advent Children trying to ensure their own creation.

    • @Godsforce
      @Godsforce 3 года назад +8

      Very sure that they are cloud, tifa and barrett, as one uses sword, one uses fists and one uses gun

    • @epsilon5193
      @epsilon5193 3 года назад +13

      @@Godsforce it’s confirmed in the Ultimania it’s those guys.

    • @sdbzfan1
      @sdbzfan1 3 года назад +16

      @@Godsforce one uses one fist, one uses two guns not one and the other uses a short sword not a massive one, it's the advent children

    • @stygames5450
      @stygames5450 3 года назад +10

      No amount of “read the Ultimania” will change the fact that there is zero merit behind this argument. Cloud and friends won in the original, and I don’t think “remnants” of Sephiroth would want them to win, no matter how badly they may or may not want to make their selfish dream come true. Also, Advent Children is terrible; I’d rather pretend it doesn’t exist.

    • @misterfevillord1588
      @misterfevillord1588 3 года назад +5

      Also, the gunner guy whisper has an attacked with the same name as the guns that the gunner remnant had.
      And, the three combined into bahamut, and the three remnants summoned bahamut in AC

  • @Mitchincredible
    @Mitchincredible 4 года назад +54

    16:45 I think they explain in Crisis Core that falling from that height is survivable for SOLDIERs due to their enhanced physical capability. You could argue it would negate the worry of using anything to slow the fall, but, I mean, just because something doesn't kill you, doesn't mean it won't hurt.
    Also thank God you removed a sin for Hell House, that was literally the highlight of the remake for me because I didn't believe they had the balls to bring back fighting a house in a remake. It's things like that which demonstrate doing a remake right,.

    • @MayHugger
      @MayHugger 4 года назад

      @Daniel Zuk Cause he really stronk.

    • @Shalakor
      @Shalakor 4 года назад +1

      @Daniel Zuk Because Turks are essentially super soldiers, too. ...Just, not in the same kind of way.

  • @AstralMuffin105
    @AstralMuffin105 4 года назад +23

    I don't know how people seem to keep overlooking that Tifa clearly said Barret's name when they first got to the pillar, with Aerith standing right behind her and looking at her as she talks. Also, Wedge didn't fall through the hole the party did. He was on a different section of floor and they had to climb back up to get to him.

  • @hellspawn21
    @hellspawn21 3 года назад +38

    For one of the first sins about the bomb timing, while 30 seconds would've been enough to get a safe distance away from the bomb, the reactor exploding would cause heavy panic among the facility, which could lead to them being caught immediately
    They need to leave the area before it explodes to prevent arrest duh

    • @TheDapperDragon
      @TheDapperDragon Год назад +1

      Another one, in the OG, AVALANCHE DID intend to only disable the reactor. If you talk to Jessie, she mentions that the bomb wasn't supposed to be that big. It was just more subtle there.

  • @JaMaAuWright
    @JaMaAuWright 4 года назад +55

    Aerith actually kind of *is* trying to make sure Advent Children doesnt happen, as if Sephiroth is defeated in the same manner as the original, he'll continue exist as a sort of planet ghost leeching off the life stream and waiting for the opportunity to come back again and again. Some lines even imply that this Sephiroth isn't the one from the original timeline, but the one from Advent Children, and hes trying to get a better ending for himself. This would make Sephiroth the save scummer, and Aerith the anti-scummer summer.

    • @winniethepooh4141
      @winniethepooh4141 4 года назад +5

      Sephy can come back everytime? then why he need to change fate?

    • @darkshimi
      @darkshimi 4 года назад +4

      Sephy merged with a planet-vampire alien thing that is generally rejected by the life stream. He'll keep coming back as long as he retains his sense of self. Might not be possible to destroy him without convincing him to let go of his hated. Even if you destroy the planet, he could survive in space as per Jenova. So Advent children could still happen either way.

    • @Yokai_Yuri
      @Yokai_Yuri 4 года назад +6

      @@darkshimi Sephiroth can't come back whenever he pleases. His conciousness is alive but he need a jenova cells infused body to posses and then return.

    • @darkshimi
      @darkshimi 4 года назад +15

      @@Yokai_Yuri “As long as Cloud remembers me, I can continue to exist. Within the Lifestream, and on the surface. Even if my spirit disseminates, even if just one fragment of a memory courses around the planet, in the end I can count on Cloud’s consciousness to bring me back, the man thought.”
      Quote translated from 'On The Way To A Smile - Lifestream Black And Lifestream White'.
      (My source: thelifestream.net/novels-novellas/on-the-way-to-a-smile-lifestream-black-and-lifestream-white/)
      So you technically aren't wrong, but if it's the memories of him that keep him "alive" in the lifestream, then it just takes Jenova and the memories of someone who knew him to fill in the memory gaps and bring him back from the remnants. Or at least that's my understanding.

    • @FireBorn790
      @FireBorn790 4 года назад +13

      That and the final canonical ending of FF7 is that the Planet makes humanity extinct within 500 years of the end of the game. Pretty sure that's a future people would want to avoid.

  • @frytcuzz2295
    @frytcuzz2295 4 года назад +29

    Thank you for taking off a sin for the boss fight and adding one for the fact that Sephiroth sounds so much like a kingdom hearts character cause it was kinda annoying.

    • @fieryrebirth
      @fieryrebirth 4 года назад +8

      Nomura's fingerprints were all over the final hours of the game, complete with AC-levels of "Subtlety". I don't care what position he was in, I recognized Toriyama and Nomura's handiwork when the point calls for it.

    • @Zayindjejfj
      @Zayindjejfj 4 года назад +7

      Every final fantasy character sounds like a kingdom hearts character.

    • @thesmackdragon
      @thesmackdragon 4 года назад +7

      Magic Warrior, right? It’s almost as if Kingdom Hearts was fashioned after a certain game series but I can’t quite put my finger on it...

    • @superlombax1561
      @superlombax1561 4 года назад +1

      dragoness615 Yeah. After all, FF did come first.

  • @Chokken97
    @Chokken97 4 года назад +21

    I've spent the last week watching FF7R related videos after finishing the game and this may have been the most amusing one. Besides the clever humor, a lot of the points made clear a number of odd moments I felt while playing but couldn't quite identify. Square needs to watch this.

    • @Kazusus0
      @Kazusus0 4 года назад +2

      So many odd moments, it was hard for me to fully enjoy the game. Fillers levels of the game at 40 h made me stop playing and watched the rest on maximillian streams lol

    • @kaptenlemper
      @kaptenlemper 4 года назад +4

      They won't, if only for the fact they will inevitably make bank off the hardcore fanbase that will voluntarily lap up whatever half-assed product they make with the FFVII IP.

    • @russianbot5302
      @russianbot5302 4 года назад +1

      @@kaptenlemper But it expanded on the story. If I got the og as the remake I'd be pissed as hell since they skimmed over half the damn story. It takes 4 hours to get through midgar in the OG.

  • @randomfools808
    @randomfools808 4 года назад +52

    Aerith took Cloud the long way because she wanted to spend more time with him in the underground area.
    Bad at picking up cues from woman counter: 1
    I missed it the first time too. I also liked the pink dress scene with Aerith in Wall Market the best. Seemed the most realistic for her character. No grand entrance.

    • @juanantenor1740
      @juanantenor1740 3 года назад +1

      Wellllll, even if there hadn't been a safer route S5-S7, Aerith did go far out of her way to see Cloud off. The fact there was a safer shorter way just makes it worse/better

    • @jackstack2136
      @jackstack2136 2 года назад +12

      She chose the longer route because this game was 90% padding out the '40 hour JRPG' trope but go off

    • @ytnukesme1600
      @ytnukesme1600 2 года назад

      a sh!tty cue honestly, 10/10 would c0ckblock.

    • @ytnukesme1600
      @ytnukesme1600 2 года назад +1

      @@jackstack2136 the entire game's made out of corridors, they have to force you to go through each and everyone some how, can't have dem """content""" be wasted. 🙄

    • @buntothesun2154
      @buntothesun2154 Год назад

      Thankfully, He caught on when he was about to question her and saw her smile

  • @unclesuave
    @unclesuave 4 года назад +115

    Ultimate Sin: Mispronoucing Tifa as Tiffa even though they call her by name, with voice actors, the entire game.

    • @unclesuave
      @unclesuave 4 года назад +11

      @Darrow Au Andromedus Did you ever hear her named be pronounced Tiffa in the game? Even using the Japanese vowels it would still be Tifa as in Tea-fah and not Tiff-uh

    • @kingquaps
      @kingquaps 4 года назад +2

      @@unclesuave nope. Because the Japanese is ティファ and not ティーファ. And if you're in any doubt, the Japanese of Tiffany is ティファニー which isn't pronounced tee-fah nee, is it?

    • @xrosesc
      @xrosesc 4 года назад

      Its like calling yuffie-> yufi...who does that!?

    • @AliJayShannon
      @AliJayShannon 4 года назад +4

      @@xrosesc I do.(assuming you are saying that like "yuh-fee") Because i was 10 when i played this originally and had no idea her name had a direct translation from japanese and had no idea how the japanese language works or sounds. By the time i found out i had been saying it that way for over a decade, hard habit to break.
      People who say "Air-is" instead of "air-ease" annoy the shit out of me too, for the european player base.

    • @KungFuKendrick
      @KungFuKendrick 3 года назад +2

      He keeps switching between the two pronunciations

  • @Meufist
    @Meufist 4 года назад +31

    The way Dart pronounced "facade" is golden. I'm not mocking.

    • @bandicootsauce4569
      @bandicootsauce4569 4 года назад

      No joke, I thought that was how it was pronounced until my late teens.

  • @xavierdoe2452
    @xavierdoe2452 4 года назад +26

    This guy are sick. Jessie never intended to blow up the whole reactor in OG. In the HQ basement, she is visually stressed out about the size of the explosion and even commented that it was never meant to be so big. She said there must have been a miscalculation in the instructions she used.

    • @Varikas
      @Varikas 4 года назад +4

      Xavier Doe yeah the nuance is there. Most people wouldn’t catch the implication that it was actually shinra sabotage in the original

    • @Lorkanthal
      @Lorkanthal 4 года назад +4

      @Darrow Au Andromedus they are talking about the original game, there was never any cut scene showing shinra blowing up the reactor, just it exploding from the outside. If you talk to jesse later on in the hideout under the bar she comments on how the explosion was way bigger then she expected.

    • @carlosalbertogarbijr6212
      @carlosalbertogarbijr6212 4 года назад +2

      I think logicaly, what he meant, is that a small explosion (only destroying that small part of the reactor) is useless, they could fix it in no time, making all the work to stop the reactor useless. YOU NEED A BIG EXPLOSION TO GET THAT EFFECT. In the original, they always wanted to cause a big explosion, even if the result was even bigger than intended. The difference in the remake is that they seemed to play a vereu small explosion that wouldn´t make much of a difference.

    • @Tasaq313
      @Tasaq313 4 года назад +6

      That's not entirely true, I finished remake few days ago and went to original with fresh memory. Indeed she said that she must've made a miscalculation somewhere but she also says right after that "Hey, that was my bomb's debut. Makes me kinda proud", I wouldn't call it being stressed.

  • @noriakikakyoin4430
    @noriakikakyoin4430 4 года назад +63

    The whispers prevented me from taking this game seriously.

    • @ryankoopacanada
      @ryankoopacanada 4 года назад +4

      How so?

    • @propheinx2250
      @propheinx2250 4 года назад +5

      Call em by their proper names, Time Wraiths.

    • @mosswind
      @mosswind 4 года назад +6

      Level 0 thinking right there.

    • @propheinx2250
      @propheinx2250 4 года назад +2

      @@mosswind I can't take it seriously either. They straight up plagiarized the CWs flash and put in Time Wraiths.

    • @lordofoshu8017
      @lordofoshu8017 3 года назад +3

      @@propheinx2250 Id have called them Nope Ghosts or at least Nomura's Wrath

  • @pedroivanvillalobosrodrigu1686
    @pedroivanvillalobosrodrigu1686 4 года назад +104

    "I'll petition to rename anuyrisms in medical textbooks to Nomuras" that was funny af

    • @Ilikecatsismychannelname
      @Ilikecatsismychannelname 4 года назад +19

      It is also accurate. ...Nomura may be an adequate character designer but the man can't pull off a coherent plot line to save his life.

    • @korymulanax3362
      @korymulanax3362 4 года назад +1

      @@Ilikecatsismychannelname OMG right!

    • @amanojin3338
      @amanojin3338 4 года назад +2

      Why wait...his body of work is proof enough we need to do this now. P. S this video saved me from wasting my energy on this garbage.. Ever. So thanks. I'm gonna play og ff7 again instead

    • @pedroivanvillalobosrodrigu1686
      @pedroivanvillalobosrodrigu1686 4 года назад +6

      @@amanojin3338 not trying to start an argument or anything but I don't think you should think of it as garbage. Does it have a few holes here there? Yes. So does every game. Is it a carbon copy of the original? No. It's its own thing. That's not a bad thing. It stays close enough to the original to where it still feels like ff7 but also throws in new things to give you a new experience. I've played both the original and this remake, and I would honestly suggest giving it a try even if it isn't 100% the same.

    • @amanojin3338
      @amanojin3338 4 года назад +11

      @@pedroivanvillalobosrodrigu1686 I respect your opinion but this game has way too much nomora based convoluted nonsense for my taste. He ruined kingdom hearts and hell ruin this. As for those who like it.. They are welcome to and Im glad it introduces a new generation to ff7 but time cannot be brought or returned... I value mine and choose not to waste it on this... Maybe after they actually finish this story I may have a look at the whole product but "ooh midgar looks pretty" is not reason enough for me to drop £40 on 1 hour of an already complete story that has been stretched into 30 hours. To me, this is garbage with an as yet unknown price. considering this is part one of who knows how many....

  • @michaelwilson5114
    @michaelwilson5114 4 года назад +63

    The true final boss is the pro pull-ups - only thing keeping me from a platinum...

    • @iCanHasRandomness
      @iCanHasRandomness 4 года назад +4

      really? the only thing? Not the secret ones or hard-mode ones? The freaking button mashing competition? Yeah, suuure

    • @crazyfire9470
      @crazyfire9470 4 года назад

      Have you done it?!

    • @emarythomp
      @emarythomp 4 года назад +5

      Yuro yeah??? The pull ups are harder than any boss I’ve faced. And I played on hard mode difficulty as well and fought pride and joy.

    • @michaelwilson5114
      @michaelwilson5114 4 года назад +2

      @@iCanHasRandomness Yup - finished all the hard modes, all enemy skills, Pride and Joy is gone, all the dresses, etc - but I seem to always get close to beating Jules and make ONE fatal error (usually around 30-35 reps).

    • @michaelwilson5114
      @michaelwilson5114 4 года назад

      @@emarythomp Did you try the later chapters on hard before or after getting the Gotterdamerung?

  • @Monty2289
    @Monty2289 4 года назад +16

    The point of double layered city is that it DOESN'T make sense. The SEC are quite literally a cabal of Saturday morning cartoon villains.
    Shinra had more than enough time to pin the blame on Avalanche since they were ALWAYS ready for a scapegoat. Wutai was just the easiest boogeyman. Avalanche presented itself and that's only thanks in part to Barrett who is somewhat making it up as he goes along himself.
    Jessie is a dems expert. They even make logical conjectures of said high yield including the reactor itself just going off from the damage from the bomb. An explosion decided to breach in very different and there's nothing around to go off from it. I don't think there was anything to fear from blowing open a wall.
    The obvious answer to the Scarlet sin is that it WAS planned
    Is asking why he's carrying around the Buster Sword a weird question. It was never a point in CC. Aerith could just be under the impression that certain member of Solider First Class uses the weapon. And just because she was locked in Shinra labs would mean she would know intimate details about Solider either
    Eh Corneo is probably reocuppied with getting some action. Likely that he heard a duo is cleaning house in his cup and he decided to throw the Hell House at that. Cloud and Aerith also don't use their real names in the mansion so unless he's seen them in person - there's no reason to assume the tail he was gonna get tonight are also the champs.
    Despite Shinra (the government) walling off Wall Market Don Corneo due to his wealth and influence probably still has an end. After all Palmer can be seen running his outshape ass trying to catch one of the strippe---Oh I mean employees working at the Inn. It's easy to imagine that any higher up from Public Security would have went on the hunt for Barrett but Corneo either offered or was roped into sending his lackeys instead.
    Highly likely that Public Security was doing sus shit like setting up perimeters next to maintenance access areas around the pillar in edition to them quarantining undercity folks. And Barrett being Barret and having Shinra assume blame for EVERYTHING went in guns blazing.
    The trap door leads to Corneo's pet's den as well as a route to a safe room Corneo is holding himself over in. Maybe....um...his MEN built it, Dart?
    Shinra doesn't control the world. They simply have the exclusivity of harnessing the planet's life force. They also have several privatized industries including a military that blows the fuck out of any army on the planet so it'd be nearly impossible to challenge them. Even Wutai couldn't. They only fought back because their home was in danger of being turned into a reactor site.
    Made perfectly clear in loading screens that the Upper Expressway is still under construction and not ready for public use. Don't ask me how the gang ended up on it though

    • @blinkonceonsunday1325
      @blinkonceonsunday1325 4 года назад +4

      Jessie was not a demolitions expert, she was a dancer/actress at the gold saucer, until her dad's accident working for Shinra. Shinra's refusal or inability to take care of her dad led her to join avalanche, and it's sort of implied she learned how to make bombs on the internet or something.

  • @danlin8662
    @danlin8662 2 года назад +7

    Remove Nomura.

  • @thomasknapp6434
    @thomasknapp6434 4 года назад +80

    Eh, Cloud didn't do the "half now, half later" arrangement because Tifa gave him the puppy dog eyes and he melted into a puddle, ya know like he always does when she asks anything of him.

    • @ace.squirrel
      @ace.squirrel 4 года назад +1

      The scene where she asks him to help her change water filters the next day begs to differ

    • @thomasknapp6434
      @thomasknapp6434 4 года назад +12

      @@ace.squirrel Are you kidding? He basically agrees to help her for free.

    • @vaporwavewlw5632
      @vaporwavewlw5632 4 года назад +11

      Well, Cloud's backstory could have something to do with it, ig. In the remake they play them off as childhood friends, but really Tifa was just the popular girl™ and Cloud was insecure and looking for a way to fit in

    • @thomasknapp6434
      @thomasknapp6434 4 года назад +10

      @@vaporwavewlw5632 Point is, the "sin" this video uses really isn't much of one because it has a pretty simple explanation:
      Cloud isn't all that good of a mercenary, and also lacks even basic negotiation skills.

    • @vaporwavewlw5632
      @vaporwavewlw5632 4 года назад

      @@thomasknapp6434 cloud's just an emo macho man

  • @chetawanung-adjmagool9967
    @chetawanung-adjmagool9967 4 года назад +13

    30:38 Tseng is confirmed in the Ultimania to be 30, so this flashback puts him as 15-16 year-old. Guess the people at SQEX forgot that side characters do age too.

    • @cosmicmist2020
      @cosmicmist2020 4 года назад +1

      Same. I wouldn’t question it if he was in his late 30s or something

  • @Alassandros
    @Alassandros 4 года назад +28

    Everyone talks about the sector 7 under plate being destroyed, but wouldn't the upper plate and all the people there have been destroyed as well? Why didn't they show the perspective of the upper plate during the plate drop?

    • @TheSonofabiscuit
      @TheSonofabiscuit 4 года назад +3

      Right? They missed out on making us feel for Jessie's parents too. Ud think her last words would've included hope for her parents

    • @SebasTian58323
      @SebasTian58323 4 года назад +3

      @@TheSonofabiscuit her parents are in an entirely different sector

    • @towaLink
      @towaLink 4 года назад +4

      You literally go to the destroyed sector 7 upper plate in order to reach ShinRa HQ and save Aerith

    • @Alassandros
      @Alassandros 4 года назад +3

      @@towaLink I understand that. What I'm asking is why was the under section the only one talked about when speaking on losses? Why didn't they show the upper plate people falling from the sky? I wanted their perspective as well.

    • @TheSonofabiscuit
      @TheSonofabiscuit 4 года назад +2

      @@SebasTian58323 your literally wrong haha. Sector 7 employee housing. It might not be part of the plate, but its definitely sector 7 lol

  • @relaxstaycalm1906
    @relaxstaycalm1906 4 года назад +11

    To me the biggest sin of all is they added Kingdom Heart's shit into this game.

    • @shaesullivan
      @shaesullivan 4 года назад

      Cloud, Tifa and Barret, got it memorized?

  • @LittleSlimy
    @LittleSlimy 4 года назад +28

    Who are the ancients, she asked.
    La li lu le lo, he should have replied.

  • @ToboGamers
    @ToboGamers 4 года назад +34

    44:09 facade being pronounced as "fa-kade" is the biggest sin

    • @shannon1242
      @shannon1242 4 года назад

      I made that sin for years.....still trying to force myself to say fa sade is weird.

  • @wing024
    @wing024 4 года назад +21

    I guess that Dartigan forgot that Asian's don't age. Tseng not aging makes perfect sense.

    • @akirachaossuta
      @akirachaossuta 3 года назад

      Actually for the flashback they had created a younger model for Tseng, they just never used it for some reason.

    • @TheBanishedWind
      @TheBanishedWind 3 года назад

      @@akirachaossuta
      I think Wing is referencing certain Japanese creators that either look exactly the same or look significantly younger as they get older, such as Hirohiko Araki and Masahiro Sakurai.

  • @whereisja
    @whereisja 2 года назад +7

    Leslie strong enough to pick up Cloud's buster sword but can't shrug of a punch from Corneo? Seems legit.

  • @strahinjagov
    @strahinjagov 4 года назад +71

    The whispers attacked Aerith because she was supposed to leave, but her and Cloud kept talking.

    • @ProLaytonxPhoenix
      @ProLaytonxPhoenix 4 года назад +2

      @@beastalchemistVA No it does not.

    • @ProLaytonxPhoenix
      @ProLaytonxPhoenix 4 года назад +2

      That is the most reaching thing I have heard about this scene.

    • @TheDarklink82
      @TheDarklink82 4 года назад +5

      @@ProLaytonxPhoenix What part of this time travel plot was supposed to make sense in the first place?

    • @strahinjagov
      @strahinjagov 4 года назад +27

      @@ProLaytonxPhoenix how is it a reach? It's the truth. I literally just replayed the original game a few days ago, Aerith gives him the flower and then leaves. Here she clearly had no intention of going anywhere until the whispers showed up to scare her off.

    • @Astraldymensions
      @Astraldymensions 4 года назад +19

      They also hold her in place for Cloud to meet her because moments prior Sephiroth leads Cloud on a wild goose chase. Aerith would have been long gone otherwise

  • @Xhawk777
    @Xhawk777 4 года назад +17

    Too much anime grunting, +1 sin

    • @6fingerfist325
      @6fingerfist325 4 года назад +1

      I liked this game but I found the ridiculous amount of grunting off putting.

    • @Xhawk777
      @Xhawk777 4 года назад

      6FingerFist Im with you, it gets excessive

    • @seanwilson8168
      @seanwilson8168 4 года назад

      @@6fingerfist325 I hate that in Anime

    • @seanwilson8168
      @seanwilson8168 4 года назад

      @@Xhawk777 YES IT DOES, 1000%

    • @RRRRRRRRR33
      @RRRRRRRRR33 4 года назад +4

      Every time a character gives the "thumbs-up", that deserves a sin. There's a fine line between "charm" and "annoying", the anime crap on this game are annoying as hell. While the anime crap on Persona 5 or Dragon Quest 11 are actually charming.

  • @bandicootsauce4569
    @bandicootsauce4569 3 года назад +11

    Tifa is such a Mary Sue in this remake. I honestly prefer the Tifa in the FFVII Machinabridged parody.

  • @Icemage17
    @Icemage17 4 года назад +35

    "Sephiroth has spent too much time in the Kingdom Hearts universe." Dude, Nomura has spent way too much time there. A year ago I was disappointed by KH3 and now they're adding whispers, filler and padding to my most beloved game of all time. Did not ruin it, the gameplay besides the filler is great, but 35-45 hrs for the first 10th of the game and the final boss is Sephiroth? Makes me think they could have released part 2 a lot sooner instead of trainyard, whisper, Midgar rubble, dumb sidequests (Cloud is a mercenary, but cats? Really?) repeated sewers and sewer boss, Hojo's dungeon... I am mostly happy with the game, but that is a lot of misplaced resources.

    • @NatesiKness
      @NatesiKness 4 года назад +3

      Ben Trosper I'm with you on every point. I expected better

    • @soul6733
      @soul6733 4 года назад +6

      What Cloud being a mercenary have to do with him trying to get money? Remeber that in the og game he went into a pool with semi-naked men and wore a pretty dress. And I don't know you, but adding more to Midgar and its characters which in the original was rather lackluster, isn't a bad thing.

    • @Icemage17
      @Icemage17 4 года назад +5

      I don't think looking for cats is in his character. Sure: you could argue he's doing it for Aerith cuz.. it's Aerith, but nah. Killing monsters is more believable.

    • @skorpeion1509
      @skorpeion1509 4 года назад +1

      Disagreed with all of this, for the most part. Read the Ultimania. I’d explain but it’s easier to just direct you to that lol

    • @xmasinpacific
      @xmasinpacific 4 года назад +2

      I didn't like like the looking for people or cats side quests; the big question is how are they gonna tackle places like nebbelheim or the golden saucer - even cosmo canyon had more going on then midgar in the OG.

  • @DrJurdenPeterbergsteinlerwitz
    @DrJurdenPeterbergsteinlerwitz 4 года назад +34

    I hated the whispers and that Sephiroth is in almost every cutscene. Totally ruined the ending of disc 1 where you find President Shinra. The original made Sephiroth a lot more scary.

    • @pwnztar1
      @pwnztar1 4 года назад +3

      that was not close to the end of disc one

    • @bryantm82004
      @bryantm82004 4 года назад +20

      There is way too much Sephiroth in the remake.. takes a way the mystery.

    • @alex72886
      @alex72886 4 года назад +13

      Ikr? It ruined the mystery and mystic persona of sephiroth

    • @wiremutopia1450
      @wiremutopia1450 4 года назад +2

      @@bryantm82004 That is so true

    • @BlackEpyon
      @BlackEpyon 4 года назад +3

      Aren't the Whispers just discount Dementors?

  • @beatlemania8945
    @beatlemania8945 4 года назад +67

    "When not playing Spider-Man, Yuri Lowenthal is consistently typecast as pathetic and cowardly characters. It's one hell of a weird juxtaposition."
    Well, there's also those Mercury and Sasuke guys....

    • @MaverickRiou
      @MaverickRiou 4 года назад +4

      Lithium Man Lithium Man And Marth. And Door-kun.

    • @DarkVoid-hp6sb
      @DarkVoid-hp6sb 4 года назад +22

      Awfully bold of you to assume Saskue isn't a lil bitch

    • @BlackwingStorm900
      @BlackwingStorm900 4 года назад +4

      What about Ben fucking 10

    • @rockyboy504
      @rockyboy504 4 года назад

      Lithium Man Lithium Man and the final boss of Remnant: From The Ashes

    • @yourboyrussell6738
      @yourboyrussell6738 4 года назад +1

      And Pharos in Persona 3, whom of which was downright creepy in some cases. Yosuke in P4 was also not exactly pathetic or cowardly, either. Especially from a gameplay standpoint.

  • @J4nT3mpl4r
    @J4nT3mpl4r 2 года назад +12

    The reason Shinra leaves Aerith alone is because they need her to willingly lead them to the promised land. They tried to force her mother but obviously that didn't work.

  • @kratosGOW
    @kratosGOW 4 года назад +20

    25:41
    Reeve has a “conscious”? It’s not just a typing error, you even pronounce it as such. It’s “conscience”.
    31:50
    You seem to go out of your way to not end on a preposition by using “from which” yet still end with the preposition “from”.
    44:10
    “Facade” is an anglicized word from the French. It’s pronounced Fah-Sah-D.

    • @pandaeyez
      @pandaeyez 4 года назад +3

      He also mispronounces "facade"

    • @kratosGOW
      @kratosGOW 4 года назад

      Panda Eyez i was just going to edit that in.

    • @harrycrime8836
      @harrycrime8836 4 года назад +2

      I heard that and questioned my whole life..

    • @onlyplaysveigar7241
      @onlyplaysveigar7241 4 года назад

      You missed that he also wrote "curios" and "executivess" in the previous sentence.

    • @kratosGOW
      @kratosGOW 4 года назад +2

      Only Playsveigar He has several mistakes in grammar in lots of videos. I don’t focus on that. Pronouncing a word wrong is not just an inattentive mistake, though.

  • @geneal1989
    @geneal1989 4 года назад +73

    Some of the sins is either they forgot or misinterpreted what happened in the OG and the whole Remake game. For example the bomb from Jessie was always meant not to destroy the reactor. It was just not shown clearly. In the OG, ifyou talk to Jessie in the basement of Seventh Heaven after the first run she will have a dialogue where she is wondering why it had so much damage.

    • @royalreigns3373
      @royalreigns3373 3 года назад +13

      Yes but it takes all the consequences of being a terrorist away (which is what they are think of the now powerless hospitals) and shifts all the blame being like "even tho the terrorist's bomb failed let's finish the job so they don't have to be responsible for millions of deaths despite that had to be something they knew would happen and where willing to risk".

    • @tagnetorare5401
      @tagnetorare5401 2 года назад

      Jessie's bomb won't do much damage to the reactor as you can see from the cutscene in Ch.1. It's the company that made the entire reactor blow up.

    • @aarononeill3
      @aarononeill3 Год назад +1

      @@royalreigns3373 agreed, a missed opportunity to develop avalanche. Instead they go the bubble wrap path, where good guys are good guys, balck and white boring nonsense

  • @ryuisvillemaster8076
    @ryuisvillemaster8076 4 года назад +37

    "Sephiroth is really good at ASMR"
    Me : Laughing till stomachache🤣🤣

  • @pepin55i5
    @pepin55i5 4 года назад +17

    some of those "sins" where present in the FF7 original, like the slums, the eight reactors, and more ...

    • @illusionofquality979
      @illusionofquality979 3 года назад +8

      And they still don't make sense.

    • @clFer777
      @clFer777 3 года назад

      and any of them is really a sin if you compare to real world.. it really happens

  • @jayden8751
    @jayden8751 4 года назад +20

    The part where you said this helpful ability of aerith talking to cloud in his dreams literally happens before she dies remember

    • @xrosesc
      @xrosesc 4 года назад

      I cant remember

    • @royalreigns3373
      @royalreigns3373 3 года назад

      Aerith appears in clouds dream and sees Coud pregnant with Sephiroth's baby. . . She then casts teleport but it didn't work, it seems Aerith is stuck here.

    • @Xenosaga
      @Xenosaga 3 года назад

      @@xrosesc right before they go to the city of the ancients in the original

  • @scottyoshihara2458
    @scottyoshihara2458 4 года назад +29

    Aerith’s mom should realize Zach’s sword, a different sword from the one in Crisis Core sure. While cloud has a different sword on him.

    • @se7enist
      @se7enist 4 года назад +3

      Actually, I was wondering about this as well, but I checked and while Zack met Aerith with the standard SOLDIER sword, he does see her again after he gets the Buster Sword from Angeal, and definitely didn't meet her mom while he had the standard SOLDIER sword. I'm not far enough on my replay to remember (or be reminded, more accurately) as to whether or not Zack actually met her mother.

    • @Zarryon12
      @Zarryon12 4 года назад +7

      @@se7enist No no he did not. Zack kept meeting Aerith on days where she left to sell flowers. Elmyra only knows him as a man from Soldier as in the original story from FF7 she looks at Cloud and asks him to leave as she doesnt want her daughter hurt by "a man that reminds her of her boyfriend from SOLDIER." Or something to that extent.

    • @se7enist
      @se7enist 4 года назад +6

      @@Zarryon12 At the same time, we're all in agreement that Aerith should have known something was up when she ran into Cloud holding the Buster Sword originally, in both versions.

    • @Zarryon12
      @Zarryon12 4 года назад +1

      @@se7enist oh definitely. Aerith should've known when Cloud came running in holding Angeal's AND Zack's sword...as it was the only sword of its kind. Not to mention in crisis core i am sure after the scene Zack was being held by Aerith while crying over killing his mentor he had to explain...that and she knew Angeal had returned to the planet...so yeah. She HAD to have known.

    • @joshuamorton1560
      @joshuamorton1560 4 года назад

      @@se7enist On that subject, Tifa should have known in the B&B during the original game that Clouds retelling of the events in their village was bullshit, but she never calls him on it. I doubt the game gets to that point before it ends but you made me think of it.

  • @soppanaamas
    @soppanaamas 4 года назад +14

    About Aerith projecting an image of herself in Clouds sleep. That ability will become useful again after Temple of the Ancients, remember? ;)

    • @RRRRRRRRR33
      @RRRRRRRRR33 4 года назад

      @erik melvin Oh sweet nostalgia, I member

    • @mrensio9341
      @mrensio9341 4 года назад

      Oh hey, now that you mention it. You're absolutely right! Have a like.

    • @pandaeyez
      @pandaeyez 4 года назад

      That's right! When she projects herself into Clouds dream in the sleeping forest. Guess Dartigan is majorly wrong there ;D

    • @cricketcritter8532
      @cricketcritter8532 4 года назад

      gonna make a sin count on the sin counter.