This sounds like the beginning of a feature length movie, where after the opening logos, we follow the inspector on his way to work at the checkpoint, while opening credits display over establishing shots of East Grestin.
Welp, it's been more than a year since i posted this remix and i noticed it is still kinda getting listend to a lot. Since i developed quite much over this year i was wondering: Would people be interested if i redo this remix with the new instruments and skills i have now? If you would like to see/hear this let me know!
Me: sells candy My school: We’ve noticed a large amount of money deposited in your account. This is treason of the highest order and is punishable with suspension. Glory to the school system
The League Results Of 1985: ★ARSTOTZKA 5-0 KOLECHIA. ★ARSTOTZKA 4-1 IMPOR. ★ARSTOTZKA 3-2 OBRISTAN. ★ARSOTZKA 2-0 UNITED F. ★ARSTOTZKA 3-0 ANTEGRIA. ★ARSTOTZKA 2-1 REPUBLIA.
Obristani News Report: Obristan 6-0 Kolechia (Notes: Kolechia have gotten 0 points, generally because their team is horrible. turns out Arsotzkans aren't wrong after all.) Obristan 3-3 (5-4 pens.) Arstozka (Notes: A narrow victory for our side, however, the Arstotzkans do not accept the goal by Mirovich at 90') Obristan 0-0 United Fed. (Notes: Both teams goalies' were too good for each other's attack) Obristan 4-0 Republia (Notes: Easy victory as Republian star player was out due to injuries due to an anti-Republian mob. No doubt they'll spin it as a victory.) Obristan 0-2 Impor (Notes: Pro-Impor referee did not nullify offside goal (31') and foul goal (69') Obristan 3-3 (15-12 pens.) Antegria (Notes: A long battle. Both teams were certainly matched for each other.) Final conclusion: League was good for both Arstotzka and Orbistan, who won all matchups except against each other. The decision on Mirovich's goal will surely define the future of football. Points: Obristan: 15/12 Arstotzka: 12/15 Impor: 9 United Fed: 6 Antegria: 3 Republia: 0 Kolechia: 0
Because you speak the truth when you say that Arstotzka is best country, I will not detain you for not having a passport. But if it happens again, say hello to the gulag for me. [DENIED] NEXT!
Hello remixer We noticed that the remix was very good and loyal to our beautiful homeland of arstotzka so we will give you the title of "epic" remix to you, glory to arstotzka.
Inspector: PAPERS PLEASE! Man: Here... Inspector: Sorry, But You Dont Have The Most Important Requeriment To Entry... Man: What Requeriment? Inspector: The Remix! Man: Oh I Have It Here, Take It... Inspector: Ok, Dont Worry, You Can Enter, Cause No Trouble... Man: Thank you! GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA! Inspector: GLORY!
I'm not sure you understand, mister Spanish Inquisition. Here, the inspectors see all, know all, expect all. For example, we expected that you would be a KOLECHIAN SPY! [DETAIN]
@@lunacyberpunkarsonist3761 Your paper has a discrepancy: It says that you are 7.00001 kilos, when the scale clearly says that you are, in fact, 73.0000**2** kilos! Say hello to the inside of the gulag for me! [DETAIN]
Boberon, You have given us a heart. We hereby announce you to an officer of Arstotzka. Expect a Class-3 dwelling. Your salary is 1280 credits per day. *Glory to Arstotzka.*
This is the best orchestral cover of the original theme, because it sounds like something that was actually originally written for the orchestra. It's done smart and sounds amazing.
AK-104 Russian Carbine just saying the picture you got is of an AK-103, the AK-104 has the shortenned barrel and i don't think you can mount a grenade launcher on it, at least i have never seen an AK-104 with a grenade launcher mounted. This is also counted as treason and you will be sent to a prison and your family will be questioned. Glory to arstotzka.
Papers, please. Wha-... Are you Vince Lestrade? Oh... shit! Wait, I didn- You disliked the best anthem video of glory Arstotzka. Ok, ok, I li- Please, stand by. OUT.
Boberon, This remix of our glorious anthem is superior to the original. Your anthem will be adopted as the official Arstotzkan anthem. You hereby earn a Class-5 dwelling. *Glory to Arstotzka.*
We Have Zero Tolerance For Errors You Are Sentenced To 3 Months of Forced Labor In Overch Vonor Prision, Your Family Will Be Going To Be Send To Their Village... GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!
────────██──────────────██────██──────██────────██────────██────────────████████────────████──██────██──████────────██────██──────────────████████────────────██────────██────────██──────██────██──────────────██──────────────────────────────── the EZIC knows
Once I was in my class and a kid shouted DETAINED! Two if his friends came in and said “Out! You’re being detained.” To the teacher This was music class and there was a piano in a room and another kid started playing the theme This is one of the most orchestrated pranks I have ever witnessed.
![[Boberon] - Papers Please Main Theme 2nd Remix (Remake)](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/p4K0fuIPMSQ/mqdefault.jpg)
The remasterd version of this remix is upon us! ruclips.net/video/p4K0fuIPMSQ/видео.html
*remastered
A remix of a remix!
This sounds like the beginning of a feature length movie, where after the opening logos, we follow the inspector on his way to work at the checkpoint, while opening credits display over establishing shots of East Grestin.
Just a short film but still amazing ruclips.net/video/YFHHGETsxkE/видео.html
goddammit, we need a movie now.
@@specter_8885 true
Movie about Papers please is existing on RUclips
Well, that's an idea I'll never get out of my head. That sounds amazing!
Welp, it's been more than a year since i posted this remix and i noticed it is still kinda getting listend to a lot. Since i developed quite much over this year i was wondering: Would people be interested if i redo this remix with the new instruments and skills i have now?
If you would like to see/hear this let me know!
Why not in place of this make (just if you want) make the ussr anthem please???
I'd love to see that!
That would be soo cool
Wow, must be fate, I click on this video for the first time on the same day you type this. I'd certainly love to here a brand new version.
Yes comrade! *GLORY TO ARSTOTSKA!*
Being patriotic for my own country: Not good
Being patriotic for glorious Arstotzka: HELL YEAH
Me: sells candy
My school: We’ve noticed a large amount of money deposited in your account. This is treason of the highest order and is punishable with suspension.
Glory to the school system
Ah shit here we go again
Stolen
@@Someone-gv9go bruh
I saw this comment alot of times.
@@Someone-gv9go borrowed
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!!
you deserve a class-5 apartment for this.
More like, Class-3 or Class-4
Class 1, but double rent.
Wait isnt that worse?
Mason Freelove the closer it is to the number 1, the better it is.
Your animations are awesome! Keep up the good work!
This is criminally underwatched, Glory to the great Arstotzka !
Thank you :)
Glory to Arstotzka.
Glory to Arstotzka!
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!
Well made.
indeed comrade. Long live our glorious Arstotzka officer.
8
Da ✊🏻 glory greatest country
Hello mr.Vonel
I hate you, vonel
Ye ye that's a great remix.
You pass.
Cause no trouble.
NEXT!
thank you, i am in your debt *bows*
*Glory to Artotzka!*
Citation:you have not stamped upside down
*Hands over Kolechian documents*
*Nervously smiles*
*BOOOOOOM*
The remix is a kolechian one.
Played at East Grestin international stadium (1985)
The League Results Of 1985:
★ARSTOTZKA 5-0 KOLECHIA.
★ARSTOTZKA 4-1 IMPOR.
★ARSTOTZKA 3-2 OBRISTAN.
★ARSOTZKA 2-0 UNITED F.
★ARSTOTZKA 3-0 ANTEGRIA.
★ARSTOTZKA 2-1 REPUBLIA.
Obristani News Report:
Obristan 6-0 Kolechia (Notes: Kolechia have gotten 0 points, generally because their team is horrible. turns out Arsotzkans aren't wrong after all.)
Obristan 3-3 (5-4 pens.) Arstozka (Notes: A narrow victory for our side, however, the Arstotzkans do not accept the goal by Mirovich at 90')
Obristan 0-0 United Fed. (Notes: Both teams goalies' were too good for each other's attack)
Obristan 4-0 Republia (Notes: Easy victory as Republian star player was out due to injuries due to an anti-Republian mob. No doubt they'll spin it as a victory.)
Obristan 0-2 Impor (Notes: Pro-Impor referee did not nullify offside goal (31') and foul goal (69')
Obristan 3-3 (15-12 pens.) Antegria (Notes: A long battle. Both teams were certainly matched for each other.)
Final conclusion: League was good for both Arstotzka and Orbistan, who won all matchups except against each other. The decision on Mirovich's goal will surely define the future of football. Points:
Obristan: 15/12
Arstotzka: 12/15
Impor: 9
United Fed: 6
Antegria: 3
Republia: 0
Kolechia: 0
@@icameherejusttocomment550 Do you know the exact whereabouts of this pro-Impor refug... I mean referee. I would like to*cough* congratulate him
@@icameherejusttocomment550
...Well...GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!
and OBRISTAN ABOVE ALL! (Exept Above Of ARSTOTZKA).
News sources have located him somewhere near True Glorian. However, another source has pointed to him being in Great Rapids.
Arstotzka is best country.
Passport not needed.
Right?
*_A passport is required._*
PASSPORT IS NEEDED! AND REMIX IS NEEDED!
Jorgy?
What? I bribed police like crazy
They say no wanted bulletin! They say it all clear!
Because you speak the truth when you say that Arstotzka is best country, I will not detain you for not having a passport. But if it happens again, say hello to the gulag for me. [DENIED] NEXT!
that one dislike is a kolechian
He was detained shortly after disliking this
and executed.
indeed
REEEEE ITS 2 KOLECHIANS
We have 4 kolechians...
This will be a long day...
You Served Arstotzka Well. *Shed Tears*
How is police car?
EHY IT NOT ARSTOTZKAN!
[This message was removed by the Arstotzkan government]
[Glory to Arstotzka]
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA
This message has been uncovered by the Republian government.
It states as follows: "Fuck Arstotzka! Glory to Kolechia!"
ARSTOTZKA GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD FOREVER!
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!
"AMERICAN" 357
Palpatine: *Ironic*
American
What?
Arstotzka*
You can save 15 % or more on car insurance when switching to Geico
Hello remixer We noticed that the remix was very good and loyal to our beautiful homeland of arstotzka so we will give you the title of "epic" remix to you, glory to arstotzka.
Why do i want to take over my country now and make this the anthem ?
Exactly. The Government watch what Citizens do on the internet.
Just declare yourself independent and make it your anthem.
Not as easy to make your own country without empty territory, let’s just go ahead and declare a country on mars
@@foundationagentredacted9908 Marstotzka
@@SouwthernJ Sign Treaty of Marissius now
only arstotzkans can enjoy this
Good job liking your own comment :D
@@EscapesAndRemoves thanks :)
Oh no. The Kolechians are coming to break down the wall.
**music plays**
Kolechia is the best country EVER! Arstottaqwlzka is the worst country because I can't write it :D
OBRISTAN >:D drive.google.com/file/d/1i-tDv1CAPuPYiqTROokvFtH9pcJuCNcl/view?usp=sharing
*A P P R O V E D*
_Cause no trouble._
_He caused trouble. He liked his own comment._
NEXT!
@@EscapesAndRemoves DETAIN WILSON SCHMIDT
@@H4n_uL DETAINED!
Inspector: PAPERS PLEASE!
Man: Here...
Inspector: Sorry, But You Dont Have The Most Important Requeriment To Entry...
Man: What Requeriment?
Inspector: The Remix!
Man: Oh I Have It Here, Take It...
Inspector: Ok, Dont Worry, You Can Enter, Cause No Trouble...
Man: Thank you! GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!
Inspector: GLORY!
=cobristan not real country=
CITATION: The remix wasn't good enough. There weren't enough beats.
drive.google.com/file/d/1i-tDv1CAPuPYiqTROokvFtH9pcJuCNcl/view?usp=sharing
@@H4n_uL How you made a Customized passport?
@@american357 My fingers hurt
ㅠㅁㅠ
I can't be the only one who's disappointed that the video doesn't move up and down with the beat.
Amazing remix though!
I'm not sure you understand, mister Spanish Inquisition. Here, the inspectors see all, know all, expect all. For example, we expected that you would be a KOLECHIAN SPY! [DETAIN]
@@sushikazuki1005 What the hell? You cannot detain me, I am Kolechian diplomat!
@@lunacyberpunkarsonist3761 Your paper has a discrepancy: It says that you are 7.00001 kilos, when the scale clearly says that you are, in fact, 73.0000**2** kilos! Say hello to the inside of the gulag for me! [DETAIN]
@@sushikazuki1005 I'm not going back to the gulag >:(
@@lunacyberpunkarsonist3761 I'm afraid that you are, comrade.
[DETAIN] Glory to Arstotzka.
Boberon,
You have given us a heart.
We hereby announce you to an officer of Arstotzka.
Expect a Class-3 dwelling.
Your salary is 1280 credits per day.
*Glory to Arstotzka.*
THROWBACK.DAS IS GLORIOUS
YES XD
This is the best orchestral cover of the original theme, because it sounds like something that was actually originally written for the orchestra. It's done smart and sounds amazing.
Arstozka confirms the authenticity of this work of classic music. Glory to Arstozka!
every time this music plays I can imagine the Arstozkan leader(s) having a dramatic introduction while wearing a gas mask.
If i took over Bulgaria, i would buy the rights of this song and use it in the event of a mobilization. GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!
Oh really? Would you rename Bulgaria into Arstotzka as well?
@@robertscott4768 that'll be epic
точно така
Why Bulgaria?
@@josephdavison4189 1. Is Slavic and 2. was communist
now I know which song will play when I dominate the world
I know it too boss
this one?
9 Kolechians have disliked this video. FIND AND DETAIN THEM!
nay 32 this crime will not go unpunished
Pãozinho Quente are you okay
I'm obristan and I disliked thi-
*D E T A I N E D*
5,571 views... Why is this so underrated? Also, DETAIN those two dislikers
AK-104 Russian Carbine just saying the picture you got is of an AK-103, the AK-104 has the shortenned barrel and i don't think you can mount a grenade launcher on it, at least i have never seen an AK-104 with a grenade launcher mounted. This is also counted as treason and you will be sent to a prison and your family will be questioned. Glory to arstotzka.
*beep*
"One moment please"
GISH-TOT!
Well we detained said dis-likers, and the thought of disliking at all on RUclips, Glory to Artstotska
Really Good! Would love to see more!
This is the coolest remix out there
My fav version, I listen to it on loop. Glory to Arstotzka! Home to the greatest artist on earth.
This sounds like it would play at an enormous Arstotzkan military parade celebrating their victory. Glory to Arstotzka
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA, MAY HER FLAG EVER WAVE!
Her?
*did you just assume Arstotzka’s gender?*
@@ma.023fr Well they probably think Artstotzka is Soviet Russia when if I remember Artstotzka is based on Germany methinks?
This earns way more attention than it currently has.
Best orchestra remix of Arstotzka Anthem I've ever heard
Took me a while to review it. It's great. Good job, comrade, you will be paid extra next month for your work done.
The coolness that does not change even after years pass.
Best Remix. This is definitive.
A unknown reaction is at scenario a-2, all known family members will be contacted
Glory to arstotzka
REJECT THE ARSTOTSKAN RULE
HAIL THE NEW EZIC
This one right here officer, another Ezic spy.
@@purothelatexqueen5844 You're going to get poisoned or sniped by EZIC
Our soldiers are marching, the band in front of them playing this song in honor.
Glory to Arstozka, the greatest country of all time
Glory to Arstozka, the greatest country of all time
Glory to Arstozka, the greatest country of all time
Glory to Arstozka, the greatest country of all time
Glory to Arstotzka, the greatest country of all time
idk about you but this is my national gamer anthem
Papers, please.
Wha-...
Are you Vince Lestrade?
Oh... shit!
Wait, I didn-
You disliked the best
anthem video of
glory Arstotzka.
Ok, ok, I li-
Please, stand by.
OUT.
That views tho to this great soundtrack...
Boberon,
This remix of our glorious anthem is superior to the original.
Your anthem will be adopted as the official Arstotzkan anthem.
You hereby earn a Class-5 dwelling.
*Glory to Arstotzka.*
Arstotzkans only. Entry denied, *_next!_*
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!
SLAVA ARSTOTZKA!
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKEEEEEE
At like 1:07 it sounds like bagpipes
Good as always.
Glory to, glory to arstotzka
Hello this Kolechia and we'll surrender our lands if you keep making more masterpieces
Glory to Arstotzka!!!!
YUP. This is dope.
gettting C&C vibes, anyone else?
Whats a c and c
ThatMilkshake 04 It’s the abbreviation for the game title “Command & Conquer.”
C&C Red Alert.
@@historygirl6732 3
this has 0 ADS i guess Arstotzka is the best country in the world
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA
Glory to Arstotzka comrade
We making it past tomorrow with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Played every morning 6:00 AM In East Grestin, Arstotzka.
One thing that plays in my head in School
This
Слава Арстоцкој!
Glory to Arstotzka!
Glory to Arstotzka !.
What if you ask inspector for his papers? That is how you beat system comrades
"Paper's ple-"
"No, your papers, please!"
"DENIED!'
You are now on criminal bulletin
My head fit the song "Soviet March" at the beginning of this song, perfectly!
Glory to Arstotzka comrade. But in all seriousness man good work.
you pass glory to arstotzka
gordon were is your passport
this should have over 1M views
Glorious.
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!
Hello guy scrolling down the comments may out nation be blessed glory to arstotzka
Put it at 0.75 speed, it sounds amazing
Wow...i kinda agreed on that one
1.25 speed is better
that's the wallpaper I made!
Good song. Really good.
YES YES GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA
Status report: 20 death today by firing squad, they dared dislike！
Grand Moff Tarkin
Status report:45
o_o who the hell does this?!
I dig it
GLORY TO ARISTOZKA!!
Ministry of Admissions
[Citation:Aristotzka is not real country]
Warning issued-no penalty
Glory to Arstotzka!
Gotta do my job here
Nice
I hear this song in my head going through customs
I swear I'm more loyal to Arstotzka than my own country.
Glory to Arstotzka.
GLORY TO Astortska
There is no exclamation point at the end of Arstotzka! For this mistake you are sentenced to 3 months hard labor.
Glory to Arstotzka!
We Have Zero Tolerance For Errors You Are Sentenced To 3 Months of Forced Labor In Overch Vonor Prision, Your Family Will Be Going To Be Send To Their Village...
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!
Improper spelling... you’ve earned a citation.
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the EZIC knows
Glória a Arstotzka
YEAH BOI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
glory to arstotzka
Once I was in my class and a kid shouted DETAINED! Two if his friends came in and said “Out! You’re being detained.” To the teacher
This was music class and there was a piano in a room and another kid started playing the theme
This is one of the most orchestrated pranks I have ever witnessed.
DISCREPANCY DETECTED - Remix is too awesome...
*gets better* DISCREPANCY CLEARED
GLORY GREATEST!
Arstotzka is greatest country,
No passports needed.
Am I right?
This reminds me of max repka alot!
EPIC
3:12 that bit slaps harder than Will Smith
The intro part reminds me Monty Python and the Holy Grail main theme.
Funny!
Loved that movie, but wasn't an inspiration for this sadly
Guy walks in booth
Me: Papers Please
He gives papers
Me: you are kolechian
Him: Y..Yes
Me: alright....... DETAINED!
*GLORY TO ARSTOTSKA*
Good day, inspectors. Glory to Arstotzka
I thought they meant the song by Moscow Death Brigade.