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  • @jacksepticeye
    @jacksepticeye 8 лет назад +30552

    This makes me feel ashamed haha. Nice work dude!

    • @manny7
      @manny7 8 лет назад +375

      hey Jackie

    • @shadowness
      @shadowness 8 лет назад +496

      +jacksepticeye your not that terrible ;D

    • @thesun849
      @thesun849 8 лет назад +270

      Glad to see Jack is enjoying this video.

    • @fastrashida
      @fastrashida 8 лет назад +53

      +jacksepticeye Haha yes!

    • @davidthosome623
      @davidthosome623 8 лет назад +56

      JACKIE BOY LOVE YOU BRO

  • @garfocusalternate
    @garfocusalternate 9 лет назад +3203

    "Approval mark on passport is barely visible."
    "I am sorry. Immigration officer was trying to go for 100% accuracy run."

    • @hector9546
      @hector9546 9 лет назад +163

      And super fast

    • @thepepper191
      @thepepper191 8 лет назад +158

      He was also drunk apparently

    • @raitrsu5960
      @raitrsu5960 8 лет назад +15

      top keks

    • @gamecurator
      @gamecurator 8 лет назад +797

      +thepepper191 Don't judge me. Work in Arstotzka is hard. Vodka is needed to survive work day. All glory to Arstotzka!

    • @raitrsu5960
      @raitrsu5960 8 лет назад +28

      gamejamcurator top keks

  • @kerem685
    @kerem685 5 лет назад +13771

    The run is 100% accurate but the places you stamp those are 1% accurate

    • @warrmalaski8570
      @warrmalaski8570 5 лет назад +958

      Speed running in a nutshell.

    • @e11eohe11e
      @e11eohe11e 5 лет назад +511

      I can understand someone writing 10$ instead of $10 because when you say it out loud, you say "ten dollars." But in no way does %100 make sense, no one says "percent one hundred" lol.

    • @kerem685
      @kerem685 5 лет назад +197

      @@e11eohe11e in my language we write like that so i didnt mind changing it

    • @kerem685
      @kerem685 5 лет назад +95

      @@e11eohe11e i can understand someone using lol for fun but writing some mad comments with lol? and putting dot on your sentences? so funny lol. (see makes no sense)

    • @e11eohe11e
      @e11eohe11e 5 лет назад +117

      @@kerem685 No need to be passive aggressive. I genuinely thought it was amusing since I've never seen it written that way. And that's interesting! Where are you from?

  • @maltt8715
    @maltt8715 4 года назад +3255

    "your fired."
    "but i dont have a single citation!"
    "yeah but in the last 20 years of working here you never got a single stamp in the box, and thats just embarrassing."

    • @Janua7ies
      @Janua7ies 3 года назад +199

      You are under arrest because you didn't stamp in the box

    • @_Hamler
      @_Hamler 3 года назад +163

      the penalty is death

    • @Janua7ies
      @Janua7ies 3 года назад +9

      @@_Hamler death? Maybe the penalty is being fired or force labor

    • @prosto_a_user
      @prosto_a_user 3 года назад +69

      @@_Hamler
      Glory To Arstotzka!

    • @Eckef
      @Eckef 3 года назад +9

      @@Janua7ies Penalty is Gulag

  • @rhi6721
    @rhi6721 5 лет назад +10417

    "Denied? For what reason?"
    "It is clearly stamped there."
    *looks at half a reason stamp*
    "Oh."

  • @thepepper191
    @thepepper191 8 лет назад +5288

    "Please be kind to my wife, she is after me"
    Instantly gets ready to deny next passport
    Lol

    • @tloutryhard17
      @tloutryhard17 8 лет назад +406

      Instantly died of laughter

    • @spud1355
      @spud1355 7 лет назад +152

      thepepper191 NO MERCY! GLORY GREATEST COUNTRY ARSTOTZKA!

    • @scarthewerewolf
      @scarthewerewolf 7 лет назад +39

      Let her enter = Token

    • @nickjimenez9983
      @nickjimenez9983 7 лет назад +6

      Instantly, instant.

    • @TheBest-lj7us
      @TheBest-lj7us 7 лет назад +2

      thepepper191 at what point in the video is it in?

  • @pillowfort1722
    @pillowfort1722 5 лет назад +4901

    "Her name is Elisa. Please let her through."
    Me, watching a 100% accuracy run with no citations: *_:>_*

    • @AngryJesus1
      @AngryJesus1 5 лет назад +457

      How can a simple game like this invoke feelings in me I never knew I had.... That was so sad

    • @drheineken1575
      @drheineken1575 5 лет назад +241

      @@AngryJesus1 I approved her entry. I'm too nice.

    • @tywinlannister8015
      @tywinlannister8015 5 лет назад +472

      @@drheineken1575 Issue is with that kind of a job being nice is typically something you can't risk.

    • @Luckingsworth
      @Luckingsworth 5 лет назад +173

      Ah so you are the bleeding hearts that allow terrorists through the gates. Just think. One "good deed" for one person can kill thousands. They can go live together in a different country.

    • @drheineken1575
      @drheineken1575 5 лет назад +83

      @@Luckingsworth I completed the game fine even though she entered..

  • @mueezadam8438
    @mueezadam8438 4 года назад +634

    22:14 _“Why? You have doomed me”_
    I’m sorry mam, this is a 100% accuracy checkpoint, not 99.999%

    • @sonoda944
      @sonoda944 2 года назад +58

      jordi: "imma end this man's whole career"

    • @Um_actually_nerd
      @Um_actually_nerd Месяц назад

      ​@@sonoda9441: Actually its Jorji 🤓☝
      2: That citation is unavoidable, so it doesnt count

  • @aperex
    @aperex 8 лет назад +2880

    "Hi im staying for t-" DENIED!

    • @auuker
      @auuker 8 лет назад +92

      I know right XD

    • @g59590
      @g59590 8 лет назад +15

      +ExtraGames so fast

    • @OfficialIPlayGaming
      @OfficialIPlayGaming 8 лет назад +4

      when?

    • @WforBogart
      @WforBogart 8 лет назад +153

      +ExtraGames weight on paper: 80 kg. actual weight: 81 kg. GET YOUR ASS ON IN THE SCANNER!

    • @certified1251
      @certified1251 8 лет назад +83

      "I give you this heirloom"
      [rubs denied passport in face]

  • @pester93
    @pester93 7 лет назад +3296

    "where's your ID card?" *pulls out deny stamp*
    "right here"

    • @rion7088
      @rion7088 5 лет назад +86

      I hate when that happens so much.

    • @31thieves
      @31thieves 5 лет назад +81

      “T H E R E I S A D I S C R E P E N C Y”

    • @VimyGlide
      @VimyGlide 5 лет назад +12

      or how i learned to hate the reason stamp

  • @ethantrimble6275
    @ethantrimble6275 3 года назад +749

    Imagine being the guy who had dropped off the bomb, feeling so smug about doing something in protest of the corrupt Arstotzkan government, waiting for it to explode the checkpoint, when you hear "Damn this guy fucking sucked at making bombs" and "NEXT"

    • @Divine_Incorporated
      @Divine_Incorporated Год назад +9

      😊

    • @blacksmeim8791
      @blacksmeim8791 11 месяцев назад +33

      The disrespect and shame that guy must feel after returning to his terrorist hideout

  • @1994CivicGLi
    @1994CivicGLi 3 года назад +302

    1:29:20 you know it’s some high tech shit when it can stamp through the entire book

  • @UndyingDestiny
    @UndyingDestiny 6 лет назад +2196

    "Papers, Please."
    "What is the purpose of your entry?"
    "Vis-"
    *KA-CHUNK*
    "Cause no trouble."

  • @dorionite1378
    @dorionite1378 6 лет назад +3221

    “Please be kind to my wife, she is just behind me.”
    **pulls out deny stamp in anticipation**

    • @mohameddahir8769
      @mohameddahir8769 2 года назад +57

      LMAO

    • @bookmarks7092
      @bookmarks7092 2 года назад +56

      Call the ambulance! Call the ambulance!
      Have seen the trailer*
      But not for me!

    • @orctrihar
      @orctrihar Год назад +86

      As someone who watched the mini-movie recently :
      *Have no Mercy*

    • @nicox-73
      @nicox-73 Год назад +9

      ​@@orctrihar SAME

    • @qibbs8934
      @qibbs8934 Год назад +2

      timestamp?

  • @stormsand9
    @stormsand9 Год назад +125

    3:09:15 I love how you quickly try to process 1 more person before the attack begins so you can get an extra 5 credits lol

  • @randomkriegsman8444
    @randomkriegsman8444 5 лет назад +1909

    “Inspectors Son: daddy could I get a crayon set”
    “Inspector: no”
    “Inspectors Son: but why”
    “Inspector: your crayon set costs 25 credits”
    “Inspector: the bonus I get for shooting a man is 20 credits”
    “Inspectors Son: oh”

    • @humansvd3269
      @humansvd3269 5 лет назад +248

      I turned away an asshat that insulted the inspectors son's drawing even though he was good. The meltdown was funny.

    • @n0kt0h45
      @n0kt0h45 5 лет назад +283

      "Is this because of picture? I take it back! Picture should be in museum!!"

    • @user-ct8xg2rv6v
      @user-ct8xg2rv6v 5 лет назад +84

      Son :*grabs a golden key*

    • @undeadprincess5726
      @undeadprincess5726 5 лет назад +76

      I gave son that crayon set! He is good boy and will be like father one day! I make good money denying people anyways.

    • @Norinia
      @Norinia 4 года назад +36

      UndeadPrincess haha I alternate giving my family heat and fuel in game. It’s the only way I can earn any money. Sorry little Timmy, I make more money by paying the five credits for your medicine than I do regularly giving you heat and food lol

  • @cameronmcallister7606
    @cameronmcallister7606 7 лет назад +5235

    "Why am I denied?"
    "It is stamped clearly there"
    "Oh... Screw you anyways!"
    Internet it a nutshell.

    • @its_elkku135
      @its_elkku135 7 лет назад +57

      Cameron McAllister Sadly, that is true sometimes.

    • @raulmiranda2478
      @raulmiranda2478 7 лет назад +91

      I hate it when that happens.
      Even when proving valid points, you still get disregarded or shamed for doing so

    • @brendonyearwood4018
      @brendonyearwood4018 7 лет назад +1

      Its_Elkku Hi Godot

    • @nickjimenez9983
      @nickjimenez9983 7 лет назад +1

      omgz u forgot to spell it right, it&/ izz

    • @nickjimenez9983
      @nickjimenez9983 7 лет назад +29

      Cameron McAllister
      "Denied?"
      "For what reason?"
      "It is clearly stamped there."
      "Oh."
      "Screw you anyways."

  • @lemmesmash89
    @lemmesmash89 7 лет назад +1608

    "Sees Jorji" "Instantly clicks on Entrant must have a passport"

    • @CometMothman
      @CometMothman 5 лет назад +40

      Lemme Smash *rip Jorji*

    • @petonomore9932
      @petonomore9932 4 года назад +21

      He literally set up before jorji entered the room

  • @warrioroflight4577
    @warrioroflight4577 3 года назад +563

    I can't believe this is 7 years old. The time has passed really fast.

    • @gamecurator
      @gamecurator 3 года назад +102

      Very true.

    • @blindedbunny
      @blindedbunny 3 года назад +43

      I guess you can say the years have been cruel.

    • @Killerbee4712
      @Killerbee4712 3 года назад +7

      @@blindedbunny Thats a good one

    • @RevennlyTwentyThree
      @RevennlyTwentyThree 2 года назад

      Me too... feels its just 1-3 years ago for me either...

    • @gdmathguy
      @gdmathguy Год назад

      now 9 years old

  • @smoshyv2553
    @smoshyv2553 5 лет назад +4407

    I love how it's literally impossible to play this game without putting on a bad Russian accent to read everything out.

    • @someone2427
      @someone2427 5 лет назад +103

      I KNOW RIGHT

    • @pumpkincat8336
      @pumpkincat8336 5 лет назад +58

      WTF why is this true

    • @loganblevenson
      @loganblevenson 5 лет назад +211

      William Larson
      its because words and sentences are spelled in such a way no american/european can say it the way they do

    • @rgnbgn1063
      @rgnbgn1063 5 лет назад +19

      or you can be actually slav

    • @loganblevenson
      @loganblevenson 5 лет назад +3

      yes

  • @Saiavinn
    @Saiavinn 5 лет назад +5264

    "Sir, there are a few anomalies-"
    "He's the best damn inspector on the Kolechian Border. Unless he's an EZIC spy, I don't want to hear it."
    "Nothing to report, sir."

    • @c.i.aagent3582
      @c.i.aagent3582 5 лет назад +292

      Best fucking comment I read so far

    • @K4rmauh
      @K4rmauh 5 лет назад +80

      I *_love_* this comment.

    • @fastfutures
      @fastfutures 5 лет назад +23

      SaneOtaku I *love* you. 😘

    • @ashers1930
      @ashers1930 5 лет назад +9

      Big unit Atari kISS

    • @supernukey419
      @supernukey419 4 года назад +6

      I don’t get it
      Edit: when did I write this?

  • @josephstalin1850
    @josephstalin1850 6 лет назад +4452

    I love the part when he stamps the passport.

    • @praetorian9823
      @praetorian9823 5 лет назад +67

      Stalin

    • @vicctorree500
      @vicctorree500 5 лет назад +80

      Joseph Stalin
      Mmmm
      I like the part when he denies the passport

    • @Datsunz-fr2nw
      @Datsunz-fr2nw 5 лет назад +91

      i love the part where we reestablish communism in the east

    • @Datsunz-fr2nw
      @Datsunz-fr2nw 5 лет назад +18

      @@praetorian9823 hey stalin

    • @praetorian9823
      @praetorian9823 5 лет назад +19

      Or where we imprison our son and close family

  • @ckfeliz
    @ckfeliz Год назад +74

    For those who is wondering why he has a citation at the end:
    At 3:11:40, you WILL get a citation no matter what, since you always end up "confiscating" Jorji's passport. This is the only time you will forcibly earn a citation that you cannot avoid.
    For Shae (the woman your supervisor asked to be admitted), you can deny her but you cannot detain her.

    • @crimsonmaelstrom573
      @crimsonmaelstrom573 2 месяца назад

      If you do detain her, your boss will be so pissed that he’ll have you arrested on false charges

  • @beefy7587
    @beefy7587 5 лет назад +773

    i wish this video was with an eyetracker, i really can't keep up lmao

    • @w.roberts8078
      @w.roberts8078 5 лет назад +17

      xenogenesis where eye trackers a thing then?

    • @beefy7587
      @beefy7587 5 лет назад +11

      @@w.roberts8078 fair point actually lmao

    • @erickevin8819
      @erickevin8819 5 лет назад +4

      @@w.roberts8078 when did this game came out in ?

    • @w.roberts8078
      @w.roberts8078 5 лет назад +3

      Eric Kevin a fair few years
      Ago

    • @Newbieguy5000
      @Newbieguy5000 5 лет назад +37

      @@w.roberts8078 its been almost an entire 6 years. Time flies huh

  • @lazydan9660
    @lazydan9660 5 лет назад +3294

    *while handing denied passport back to them*
    "What is the purpose of your trip?"

  • @verygudprayer
    @verygudprayer 7 лет назад +879

    "you have been selected for a random search"
    *Denies her*

    • @farhanasingingsandcookings3447
      @farhanasingingsandcookings3447 6 лет назад

      Lightninja I

    • @fadhilakbar6345
      @fadhilakbar6345 5 лет назад +16

      This is speedrun, so denying is much faster than detaining

    • @hew0014
      @hew0014 5 лет назад

      @@fadhilakbar6345 it isn't really though

    • @braveheart1320
      @braveheart1320 5 лет назад +3

      @@hew0014 but it is... much faster

    • @BetterCallBigShotAutos
      @BetterCallBigShotAutos 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@fadhilakbar6345I wonder if you could somehow get more cash denying than detaining if you do it quickly

  • @landencolomer1395
    @landencolomer1395 5 лет назад +141

    Inspector: What is the purpose of your trip?
    Immigrant: I'm just moving through the country
    Inspector: Duration of stay?
    Immigrant: *Forever*

  • @DanielT42
    @DanielT42 2 года назад +167

    This run is incredible. Seeing the checkpoint work like a well-oiled machine is really satisfying (even if that means a few sad denials). My favorite part so far has got to be learning that you can detain Ludum and break up his trafficking ring. I thought you could only approve or deny him! I know what I’m doing whenever I play this game from now on.

    • @gamecurator
      @gamecurator 2 года назад +32

      Haha, thanks for the kind words! I am also glad that you learned something from my videos. :) Wish you much fun with "Papers, Please"!

    • @Cepreu1995
      @Cepreu1995 7 месяцев назад

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  • @DaniPaunov
    @DaniPaunov 8 лет назад +4080

    **pulls up passport**
    [2 seconds later]
    **KACHUNK!**

  • @voidwarlock2147
    @voidwarlock2147 8 лет назад +4046

    I'm watching some guy stamp papers for 3 and a half hours... I'm gonna die alone.

    • @binkycat247
      @binkycat247 7 лет назад +221

      we can die alone together

    • @NapstaYT
      @NapstaYT 7 лет назад +47

      YEA!

    • @Mario2980
      @Mario2980 7 лет назад +132

      Hey......he detained and tranquilized some folks too, and defused a bomb....

    • @xxponyo7332
      @xxponyo7332 7 лет назад +17

      Void Warlock we all are....we all are.

    • @ethansantiago155
      @ethansantiago155 7 лет назад +10

      Void Warlock and I'm gonna fail my final

  • @ooooooooo2796
    @ooooooooo2796 5 лет назад +286

    3hrs without ads? Respect.

    • @Adolyy123
      @Adolyy123 3 года назад +13

      Some heroes are not supers

    • @gacha_Jessery-philippines
      @gacha_Jessery-philippines 4 месяца назад

      wait a min i didnt notice that theres no ads

    • @crimsonmaelstrom573
      @crimsonmaelstrom573 2 месяца назад

      Easiest way to guarantee that is RUclips premium. Seriously worth it considering it’s an election year at the time of writing this

  • @gamecurator
    @gamecurator Год назад +51

    First of all, I would like to say thank you very much for the fact that this video has now received over 3,000,000 views. That's insane! Never would I have thought that my accuracy run receives such attention. Thanks for that!
    With this comment I would also like to give the answer to a question that I am asked again and again: Will there be more videos published here? The answer is a clear no. Nevertheless, I will remain active on Gaming RUclips, but with a different channel and format.
    This channel was always linked to my old website game-curator.com. The site is still accessible, but will no longer be filled with new content. Every gameplay video I uploaded here was used as illustrative material for an article. Since the website is no longer running, this RUclips channel has also become obsolete.
    Since I still love video games and would like to present special specimens to the people out there in front of the screens, I decided to take a new path. At the end of 2022, I started a small Let's Play channel called "Sebastian Tries His Best". However, the videos are in German, since I'm German (surprise, surprise!) and don't feel very comfortable speaking English due to my accent.
    So should you feel like dropping by on my channel, I would of course be very happy about it! I'm not a particularly charismatic or flamboyant person, but maybe watching bearded, long-haired, shirt-wearing, rather chill nerds do their thing in various indie games is just your thing? No judgement. Here you go: www.youtube.com/@sebastiantrieshisbest
    In any case, have fun on RUclips and be nice to each other!

  • @monkeymunchification
    @monkeymunchification 5 лет назад +679

    3:02:55 Man's access permit expired 9 days before access permits were a thing. Classic Arstotzka

    • @sneed2600
      @sneed2600 2 года назад +101

      Forgery is always funny when done wrong.

    • @sneed2600
      @sneed2600 2 года назад +3

      @@tiagomoraes1510 ofc

    • @carbag7857
      @carbag7857 Год назад +6

      Ah, classic Antegrians.

  • @alivingstone9811
    @alivingstone9811 5 лет назад +1981

    4:30 "hurry up I have a bus"
    *Literally TWO seconds later*
    "Finally"

  • @fernandoromeronunez2052
    @fernandoromeronunez2052 2 года назад +76

    I love how the Ezic guys keep on trying despite you showing absolutely no signs of cooperation hahaha

  • @coaxill4059
    @coaxill4059 4 года назад +82

    Whenever my time ran out and I was on the last person, I would make sure to stamp every square inch of their passport since I was no longer being timed.

  • @ltcolrayquaza
    @ltcolrayquaza 5 лет назад +638

    15:51 "your purpose?"
    'Moving through the country.'
    "How long are you staying?"
    'Half a year.'
    🤔

    • @EthanBuzzy
      @EthanBuzzy 5 лет назад +68

      Lt Col Rayquaza she is walking

    • @greyhawk5258
      @greyhawk5258 5 лет назад +91

      Very slow walking... Pretty much crawling

    • @kukasvektor4976
      @kukasvektor4976 4 года назад +44

      What about when they where passing through and the time was forever

  • @Tucans
    @Tucans 5 лет назад +2381

    Imagine waiting in line all freaking day just to say "opening up this checkpoint was a mistake"

  • @SAmaryllis
    @SAmaryllis 3 года назад +92

    Laughed a little at 1:11:40 where you frantically try to shove the official's paperwork back at him as fast as possible to make him leave, any time an agent/guard/official comes in to waste your clock time it made me anxious lol

  • @RadiantPickle
    @RadiantPickle 5 лет назад +210

    "No contraband."
    "You can see that?"
    ...Did he not say to face the SCANNER?

  • @knavesmith
    @knavesmith 10 лет назад +406

    "Papers, Please"
    "What is the purpose of your trip?"
    *KA-CHUNK*
    "Visiting Friends"
    *Returns Passport*
    "Duration of Stay?"

    • @gamecurator
      @gamecurator 10 лет назад +86

      I just love that kind of moments as well!
      DENIED.

    • @xXDragonTribalXx
      @xXDragonTribalXx 7 лет назад +21

      NEXT!

    • @xxponyo7332
      @xxponyo7332 7 лет назад +1

      gamejamcurator you are a god at this game
      All hail gamejamcurator!

    • @remixtheidiot5771
      @remixtheidiot5771 6 лет назад

      knavesmith such foresight...

  • @danielkaiselgruber1750
    @danielkaiselgruber1750 7 лет назад +479

    2:57:50
    Paper says "read quickly"
    Player goes "WILL DO"

  • @megansheldon8196
    @megansheldon8196 2 года назад +50

    The sounds of the stamping and the bringing out the stamps, rustling of papers and money, the moving of a coin on the table, the people talking, etc. No let's play commentary, no music on top of the noises, nothing. I could fall asleep to it. Its so nice and peaceful to listen to...other than the occasional attack or detaining.

    • @rosebaker4014
      @rosebaker4014 4 месяца назад +2

      lol, I put this on repeat and use it to fall asleep to

  • @dragonartist22222
    @dragonartist22222 5 лет назад +1238

    I wish the stamp stamped everything, so youd have to live with ink all over your rulebook the whole game

    • @ckv954
      @ckv954 5 лет назад +105

      DraconicDemon extra hard mode

    • @justyouraveragemartian783
      @justyouraveragemartian783 3 года назад +42

      calm down satan ,,

    • @javonfr8030
      @javonfr8030 3 года назад +16

      satan is taking notes

    • @tiredandbored909
      @tiredandbored909 3 года назад +44

      Danm imagine getting in the game, messing around and stamping the rules accidentally. “Oh it’ll go away next day” “ *oh* “

    • @NithinJune
      @NithinJune 2 года назад +2

      we need this

  • @progmanrob
    @progmanrob 7 лет назад +2083

    Dumb things to notice: At 55:50, the department official gets in his fancy car to slowly drive away, only to see a speeding car come down the same lane moments later. I imagine there would be no reaction time, resulting in a horrible accident. I will pray for his recovery.

  • @coffeemelonr
    @coffeemelonr 5 лет назад +114

    “Oh wow I have all this great skill in checking passports and I don’t know what to do with it.”
    Lottery: “I’m about to start this mans whole career”

  • @tankstriker6634
    @tankstriker6634 3 года назад +76

    This ending seems to be "congrats you did your job to an acceptable level.. we dont have anything else to say."
    Ending 19 or good ezic, "thank you for helping us in the revolution, here's an even better home. Wanna work for us more?"

    • @BetterCallBigShotAutos
      @BetterCallBigShotAutos 5 месяцев назад +2

      Ending 18 is pretty much: "Screw the tensions in the country, I'm off to the north"

  • @Sobergrey
    @Sobergrey 10 лет назад +659

    I wish we could see a spin-off game about Jorji's adventure to find a passport.

    • @gamecurator
      @gamecurator 8 лет назад +81

      +Sobergrey That's a GREAT idea!

    • @tacopants27
      @tacopants27 7 лет назад +2

      Indeed!

    • @levifravel8432
      @levifravel8432 7 лет назад +3

      gamejamcurator ya good

    • @yaboi1288
      @yaboi1288 7 лет назад +4

      Sobergrey Go ahead and sell this beautiful idea to a game company!

    • @Faramik2000
      @Faramik2000 6 лет назад +6

      Fernando Jose IT'S AN ENEMY STAMP

  • @svengali990
    @svengali990 5 лет назад +5300

    Arstotzkan legend speaks of a man, A man who worked at the border checkpoint. Although those who saw disbelieved he was a man or any mere mortal. They tell of waiting in a line that never shrunk, no matter the inhuman speeds at which the man checked people in or out. In conversation, the dutiful clerk always was straight to the point and never dawdled on small talk. In the mere seconds of moving documents to the stamps, he memorized and analyzed every square inch of printed inc, spotting even the most hidden of discrepancies. Unfortunately, this legendary figure was never seen again after the attack on the 24th. The Arstotzkan border checkpoints will never operate as quickly as his very one did.

    • @arturkiaven8427
      @arturkiaven8427 5 лет назад +105

      Ah yea, Estonia in ww2 was similar to this

    • @colonelcorn5386
      @colonelcorn5386 5 лет назад +84

      The most underrated comment I’ve ever seen

    • @colonelcorn5386
      @colonelcorn5386 5 лет назад +16

      Callan Revelette I didn’t when I replied to it

    • @antinverbose229
      @antinverbose229 3 года назад +7

      Don't mind me just saving this comment

    • @molotov6844
      @molotov6844 3 года назад +16

      He was the immigration officer equivalent of the man with the big iron on his hip

  • @fausto123
    @fausto123 2 года назад +43

    F for Elisa. We all here knew her destiny in this speedrun with no citations.

  • @ruckhusstudios1012
    @ruckhusstudios1012 5 лет назад +181

    2:53:58 Checkmate, Antivaxxers

  • @TheCart54321
    @TheCart54321 6 лет назад +729

    2:05:30
    You have been selected for a random search
    (Hands back papers)
    WHAIT what about the sear-
    GET THE F### OUT

    • @q-tip4723
      @q-tip4723 5 лет назад +25

      *Calmly presses button*
      Next please!

  • @kellis938
    @kellis938 8 лет назад +576

    "Hurry I am catching bus soon" 1 second later APPROVED "Finally" XD

    • @tobybug779
      @tobybug779 5 лет назад +22

      Missed opportunity for time-dependent dialogue

    • @youraverageuser7039
      @youraverageuser7039 5 лет назад

      well time is going faster in the game as your working there for many hours so it could of been like 20minutes of her waiting

  • @TheSteelCrown
    @TheSteelCrown 4 года назад +87

    Imagine working at customs checking passports all day and then going home to play this game.

  • @Shy_MSRT
    @Shy_MSRT 5 лет назад +69

    Checkpoint worker: duration of stay?
    Man: couple of days
    Checkpoint worker: get outta my booth

  • @bluesox2762
    @bluesox2762 5 лет назад +811

    "He does job well, like he barely looks at their IDs."

  • @crocketlawnchair259
    @crocketlawnchair259 5 лет назад +1976

    I love how you get the discrepancy detector the second you see Jorji coming. Stop racial profiling Cobrastinians.

    • @whale8436
      @whale8436 5 лет назад +72

      Detain him

    • @undeadprincess5726
      @undeadprincess5726 5 лет назад +119

      Yes, snake on logo is very unique and professional. Like real passport.

    • @dumbleking5172
      @dumbleking5172 3 года назад +5

      @@mrmemes7883
      Soldier?! Why are you here? Where is your patriotism?

  • @Ku4nc4
    @Ku4nc4 5 лет назад +62

    I always feel anxious about him/her getting a citation. Although i knew this is 100% accuracy run. Lol

    • @undeadprincess5726
      @undeadprincess5726 5 лет назад +7

      Papers please players feel this in that bones. I know I do.

  • @lolzxl9184
    @lolzxl9184 5 лет назад +40

    Imagine the stress of the last person in the entire play through crossing the line

  • @the__wolf5087
    @the__wolf5087 9 лет назад +241

    "You have been selected for a random search NOW GET OUT"

    • @zelda64rules
      @zelda64rules 7 лет назад +8

      I can't be bothered to give you the search, and I don't feel like making the nice men with guns do it, so leave.
      Glory to Arstotzka!

    • @generalsemyon2369
      @generalsemyon2369 5 лет назад +1

      Uuuh
      DAgames

    • @NexisTheNonexistent
      @NexisTheNonexistent 2 месяца назад

      You will get your random search at one random time, be prepared 😉

  • @Infantryman-ct7qt
    @Infantryman-ct7qt 6 лет назад +1900

    *Top 10 most overpowered anime characters.*

  • @barista3885
    @barista3885 5 лет назад +43

    GLORY GREATEST COUNTRY MOTHER PROUD!!!

  • @itshuggins
    @itshuggins 5 лет назад +37

    Inspector- What is the purpose of your trip?
    Man- I will be visiting frien-
    DENIED

  • @rileymicklewright7531
    @rileymicklewright7531 5 лет назад +4894

    Inspector: papers please.
    Lady gives paper*
    Inspector: All good..
    Inspector: wait, there's a disreptency
    Lady:Ohh..
    Inspector: your height is different
    Lady: I'm wearing high heel-
    Inspector: DETAINED

    • @MitchellTheMitch
      @MitchellTheMitch 5 лет назад +24

      Still no comments m8, UNTIL NOW.

    • @mesterfesh2066
      @mesterfesh2066 5 лет назад +15

      No comments in 5 months, and than 2 in one day.

    • @stevenclaessen2608
      @stevenclaessen2608 5 лет назад +19

      I really need to use the bathroom

    • @D.rhmdt0
      @D.rhmdt0 5 лет назад +4

      Make it 5

    • @justaperson3910
      @justaperson3910 4 года назад +9

      When I read the “detained” part, I heard jacksepticeye’s voice

  • @JMJackMcNally
    @JMJackMcNally 9 лет назад +1258

    HE MOVES WITH SUCH STYLE AND SUCH GRACE

    • @gamecurator
      @gamecurator 9 лет назад +118

      Arwww, thanks comrade!

    • @ajesbayes9057
      @ajesbayes9057 9 лет назад +2

      SpeedrunningS Deny all kolech

    • @zFrostyii
      @zFrostyii 8 лет назад +1

      +SpeedrunningS UcheaT

    • @MatthewChenIsAwesome
      @MatthewChenIsAwesome 8 лет назад +1

      +SpeedrunningS Lol, 1 Citation in the end...

    • @sharpfang
      @sharpfang 8 лет назад +5

      +Nick Morilland He places the document in such a way that he can apply two stamps without moving it!

  • @mmmmm_donuts4923
    @mmmmm_donuts4923 2 года назад +13

    imagine waiting hours in a line just to get rejected in 10 seconds

  • @jeanette8133
    @jeanette8133 5 лет назад +31

    amazing. never imagined that my playthrough would look so inefficient compared to this. didn’t even know you could have the audio transcript permanently out or that you could stamp both denial and reason at the same time.

  • @leeeverett1083
    @leeeverett1083 8 лет назад +947

    Wanted criminal: Hi I am in transit for 2-
    Inspector: DETAINED!

    • @mrdolson2734
      @mrdolson2734 8 лет назад +27

      What time did that happen?

    • @edsmemefactory
      @edsmemefactory 7 лет назад +1

      Lee Everett hey dident I see you somewhere else I'm not sure

    • @TypicalMan
      @TypicalMan 6 лет назад +1

      LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @arandomguy6030
      @arandomguy6030 6 лет назад

      Lee Everett he doesn't detain anyone lol

    • @acodegn
      @acodegn 6 лет назад +8

      papa grog He did at 29:31

  • @kulongers
    @kulongers 8 лет назад +331

    1:29:19 denied so hard it went through the manual.

  • @summersensation9244
    @summersensation9244 Год назад +31

    I like to imagine this is how the protagonist canonically is. Serious about his job, using it as a means only to provide for his family and to properly analyze everything. Faithful to his wife, so no clubs, and does everything absolutely perfect.

    • @quinnlee-miller9792
      @quinnlee-miller9792 7 месяцев назад

      That's actually a very good point, despite the numerous calling cards, you never have the option to bang a hooker

  • @magicado6294
    @magicado6294 5 лет назад +5

    this is honestly the best study/work background noise thank you

  • @srankatancevic7285
    @srankatancevic7285 7 лет назад +389

    "hurry up"
    "I am meeting bus s--"
    "Finaly."

  • @oce5865
    @oce5865 5 лет назад +3097

    What if you
    Wanted to go to heaven?
    But God said:
    “DETAINED!”

    • @dark_attribute
      @dark_attribute 5 лет назад +79

      glory to arstotzka

    • @Sniblet
      @Sniblet 5 лет назад +67

      "You are a woman or a man?"
      -DENIED

    • @kongfamily3759
      @kongfamily3759 5 лет назад +5

      Jacky boy.

    • @prodCarpe
      @prodCarpe 5 лет назад +5

      DAB-tained

    • @PopTap
      @PopTap 5 лет назад +3

      There’s a game where you can do this lol

  • @NotCon
    @NotCon 4 года назад +5

    Truly magnificent
    This performance was really good i would say so
    And the speed is really impressive
    Keep it up
    Glory to arstotzka!

  • @wormius7350
    @wormius7350 2 года назад +7

    “You have doomed me”
    “Don’t care + invalid ID + L + ratio”

  • @Reflexion555
    @Reflexion555 8 лет назад +281

    "-Denied? For what reason? -It is clearly stamped there. *half of the stamp is cut off* -Oh."

    • @Deverey1
      @Deverey1 8 лет назад +7

      +Reflexion555 That was honestly one of my favorite parts. XD

    • @personman6947
      @personman6947 6 лет назад +7

      WELL SCREW YOU ANYWAYS

  • @GriffinheartPlays
    @GriffinheartPlays 5 лет назад +3578

    "Where is your proof of vaccination?"
    - I do not believe in va- -
    *instantly denies stamp* "Get out before you infect me"

    • @orfeastsakos3025
      @orfeastsakos3025 5 лет назад +44

      Griffinheart perfection.

    • @furjaden8553
      @furjaden8553 5 лет назад +90

      How can she infect him if he's already vaccinated?

    • @GriffinheartPlays
      @GriffinheartPlays 5 лет назад +114

      @@furjaden8553 Fair point, but then she might infect everyone else in Arstotzka

    • @furjaden8553
      @furjaden8553 5 лет назад +25

      so basically what im saying is; only a non vaccinated person can infect another non vaccinated person. If either are vaccinated, the one cannot infect the other

    • @GriffinheartPlays
      @GriffinheartPlays 5 лет назад +89

      @@furjaden8553 well, there is a rare but possible chance that the disease could mutate, being immune to the vaccination's affects and now able to infect the people or livestock

  • @Gabowsk
    @Gabowsk 3 года назад +18

    "You have some anomalies"
    Inspector: **Casually looks to his half-a-reason stamps**

  • @mini_tinibrasil3429
    @mini_tinibrasil3429 3 года назад +8

    2:51:48 *normally waiting*
    time's up!
    people: alright imma outta here
    *teleports*

    • @lemroda6843
      @lemroda6843 3 года назад +2

      Omg i noticed it thanks to you

  • @Deverey1
    @Deverey1 8 лет назад +261

    I like how you always clicked when the day was over to say "come back at 6am tomorrow." I don't know why but that small detail meant a lot to me. lol

    • @gamecurator
      @gamecurator 8 лет назад +69

      +Deverey1 Glad you recognized that! :D

  • @bobblehead7002
    @bobblehead7002 6 лет назад +731

    I find it funny how pissed the reporters are when denied. Not the inspector’s fault you don’t have proper documentation

    • @ditto-w
      @ditto-w 5 лет назад +126

      basically reporters nowadays

    • @l.f.r.6523
      @l.f.r.6523 5 лет назад +17

      FACIST

    • @undeadprincess5726
      @undeadprincess5726 5 лет назад +40

      I aM a PaRt Of ThE pReSs, i NeEd To Be LeT iN

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 3 года назад +7

      @Poethings Channel I bet the reporter is named Karen or something

  • @theninjagamer5632
    @theninjagamer5632 2 года назад +1

    Im watching this and Im completely amazed at how fast you do this. Especially towards the more difficult days.

  • @morenove5882
    @morenove5882 5 лет назад +13

    How professional play
    "What is the purpose of your trip"
    "I..."
    "DENIED"

  • @T_Crushed
    @T_Crushed 9 лет назад +480

    "Papers"
    "Hiya, kun"
    "Where I left my car keys"
    All I hear.

  • @RoverdriveXalt
    @RoverdriveXalt 10 лет назад +622

    I love how "Real" this game is.
    Like-
    grey, terrorist attacks, checkpoint stamping nowhere near the stamp-spot.

    • @falcon8752
      @falcon8752 10 лет назад +9

      "checkpoint stamping nowhere near the stamp-spot."
      What do you mean ? What's the difference ?

    • @Jeramiahstool
      @Jeramiahstool 10 лет назад +125

      If you're getting stamped on a passport people who have this job rarely ever try to stamp in the right place

    • @raven1121
      @raven1121 10 лет назад +42

      that is the truth , the only stamp/sticker that is remotely in the box is the one from Japan , every other country stamps theirs everywhere , Laos decided to take up all four spots lol

    • @dragon53777
      @dragon53777 10 лет назад +7

      raven1121
      Well the japanese are pretty damn efficient lol

    • @Sniblet
      @Sniblet 9 лет назад +46

      If this game were "real", you wouldn't have a job. The person who spots your mistakes, or at least the mistakes of human players of this game, would be all the country needs.
      Excuse me for a moment, actually, probably longer than that, I think I know too much. Arstotzkan not-so-secret police are kicking down my door.

  • @redphysical565
    @redphysical565 2 года назад +11

    It's been years since this released, but I want to say how much I like seeing him say "Come back at 6am tomorrow" every day he can.

  • @ioannishussein8038
    @ioannishussein8038 3 года назад +3

    0:13, 0:21, 0:23, 0:29 and 0:30: Let’s play Papers, Please! NEXT! (0:35, 0:36, 0:39 and 0:41) (0:48, 0:49 and 0:53) (3:52 and 5:56)
    5:19 and 5:31: Here’s a trespasser! (1:44:22) Neutralise it! (1:44:23 and 1:44:25)
    20:38 and 29:31: DETAINED! (22:00) (24:19: DENIED!) (27:36 and 27:37) Maria Likowska. (27:39, 27:40, 27:42 and 27:43)
    30:45, 30:48 and 30:50: A SUICIDE BOMBER?! (1:14:37, 1:14:40 and 1:14:42)
    56:19: You are delaying the line. (1:50:06) Here’s Maya Amano.
    1:56:36 and 1:56:46: Harret Jalek discusses about the United Federation rejecting most entrants, all done by computers.
    2:00:00: Nicole Enslow knows about your performance at work. (2:18:12)
    2:24:28: Fingerprint Test! (2:49:10)
    2:35:36: One moment, please. (2:45:59) Thanks, I guess. (2:46:38) Shae Piersovska is here.
    2:53:17 and 2:53:18 Here’s Elisa Katsenja, the girl Sergiu thinks about every day. (2:53:41, 2:53:44, 2:53:47 and 2:53:50)
    2:55:41, 2:55:42, 2:55:44 and 2:55:46: No Altan passport, no seizing! (2:59:03, 2:59:05, 2:59:06 and 2:59:08)
    3:11:43: You only got a single citation, but it is unavoidable. (3:31:24 and 3:31:28) HERE THEY COME! (3:31:37 and 3:31:46)
    3:32:00: The best ending! (3:32:01 and 3:32:03)

  • @kennethchou4384
    @kennethchou4384 8 лет назад +276

    Astrotzka so great not need passport.

    • @beckiking414
      @beckiking414 8 лет назад +67

      Denied. Get out of here Jorji.

    • @iwillbeaninj5352
      @iwillbeaninj5352 8 лет назад +13

      +Becki King accepted jorji is best

    • @AMJGaming-pz5gk
      @AMJGaming-pz5gk 6 лет назад +1

      Kenneth Chou Only need marshmallow.
      *cough* Random Encounters Paper's, Please musical *cough*

  • @mucidwolf
    @mucidwolf 10 лет назад +966

    I like not hearing the clicks of a citation being printed :3

    • @NamelessPlayerOfficial
      @NamelessPlayerOfficial 10 лет назад +24

      me too :3

    • @NamelessPlayerOfficial
      @NamelessPlayerOfficial 10 лет назад +45

      ***** that thing only happend to me once or twice but now the salary is enough because i was working as fast as i could that's why i get nervous when i give someone green stamp because i am afraid the printing sound will start and that will cause a near meltdown XD you should see my rage face when i hear the printing sound

    • @Icewyy
      @Icewyy 10 лет назад +31

      It's like knowing death comes soon

    • @mucidwolf
      @mucidwolf 10 лет назад +1

      Alex Coppersmith You understand good sir/ madam

    • @Icewyy
      @Icewyy 10 лет назад +1

      sir mucidwolf

  • @KirstenMarie_MS3
    @KirstenMarie_MS3 3 года назад +11

    Jorji's crayon passport gets me every time... "pre-approved, 12345-OKOK" lol.

  • @nathanbyberg
    @nathanbyberg 5 лет назад +4

    I am damn impressed with your skills dude! No way in heck I could’ve pulled that off! Well done dude!

  • @PixsicleStudios
    @PixsicleStudios 5 лет назад +459

    *hands passport*
    Yes I would like to--
    Arstotskanz only

  • @bradvan8156
    @bradvan8156 5 лет назад +846

    Would be cool to see someone play this with an eye tracker

  • @adino6672
    @adino6672 4 года назад +1

    this is so satisfying, gonna spend the whole night watching this

  • @AwesomeSlug2
    @AwesomeSlug2 3 года назад

    Absolutely brilliant, can't get enough of the game. Watched every last bit of it. 😁

  • @gamecurator
    @gamecurator 8 лет назад +1451

    Hey there!
    I won't answer to the "single citation" comments anymore, because it already stands in the description, why there's one single citation in the end: "The first complete playthrough of "Papers, Please" with 100 % accuracy (of course there's one not avoidable citation because of Jorjis 'present'), as I see."
    The citation is scripted and so it's not avoidable.
    Enjoy the video,
    best greetings,
    Sebastian

    • @amaice
      @amaice 8 лет назад +6

      when do you get the citation?

    • @peppuccino4556
      @peppuccino4556 8 лет назад +6

      Don't you have to get 3 citations for it to be bad?

    • @cabu511
      @cabu511 8 лет назад +18

      +Gr8_Space 3:10:49-3:11:46

    • @amaice
      @amaice 8 лет назад +2

      +Caleb Buhl Thanks

    • @cabu511
      @cabu511 8 лет назад

      yeah

  • @actorsnonactors
    @actorsnonactors 9 лет назад +105

    I think "next" sounds like "WHERE ARE MY CAR KEYS?!?"

    • @hector9546
      @hector9546 9 лет назад +8

      Has been questioned many times.

    • @stephanierose3286
      @stephanierose3286 6 лет назад +18

      Omg lol can't unhear.

    • @GarethJason
      @GarethJason 6 лет назад +6

      What does he actually say? If i pay attention it sounds like "Next one in line, please." Or something

    • @firstordertrooper2124
      @firstordertrooper2124 5 лет назад +1

      @@GarethJason It's a different language.

    • @GarethJason
      @GarethJason 5 лет назад

      FirstOrderTrooper 2 If thats the case why does it sound like when the border guy greets the person he says "Papers." and the guy replies "I have them."

  • @dory7693
    @dory7693 5 лет назад +13

    Whats a search ooo you mean another reason to-
    Kachunk DENIED

  • @loretohidalgo3533
    @loretohidalgo3533 Год назад

    Thank you for uploading all the endings!

  • @fishpup962
    @fishpup962 10 лет назад +121

    1:11:10 We've herd suspicious activity here
    *Throws paper at window*
    Do you know anyone who has this symbol?
    *Throws paper at window*
    If you have information give it to us yes?
    *Throws paper at window*
    Please return my papers now.
    *Shoves papers out window*

    • @undeadprincess5726
      @undeadprincess5726 5 лет назад +3

      Actually gave him an ezic paper. Though he would save me. I was dead wrong