Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: STAR WARS RIP-OFFS COMPILATION

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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024

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  • @TheBrandonTenold
    @TheBrandonTenold  4 месяца назад +67

    Just in time for #MayThe4th, it's a compilation of various Star Wars knock-off's I've talked about on my channel!

    • @Average_Ebirah_Enjoyer6604
      @Average_Ebirah_Enjoyer6604 4 месяца назад +6

      May the Fourth be with you ✨️

    • @bleuefish
      @bleuefish 4 месяца назад +3

      Also perfect for Revenge of the Fifth... Happy CInco de Mayo!

    • @Samlovescars8
      @Samlovescars8 4 месяца назад +2

      Hey i have saw this trailer of 1995 horror flim. Can you try review of The Mangler? I wish they put me as detective using a handgun saving her from Bill.

    • @MrDman21
      @MrDman21 4 месяца назад +3

      ​@@bleuefish🍺🥃🌮🌯🇲🇽

  • @wimvanderstraeten6521
    @wimvanderstraeten6521 4 месяца назад +97

    Battle Beyond The Stars manages to tell a story that Zack Snyder needed a two-part movie for in less than two hours.

    • @garrick3727
      @garrick3727 4 месяца назад +13

      And far better.

    • @michaelthomas5433
      @michaelthomas5433 4 месяца назад

      With a boobie ship no less.

    • @MrDman21
      @MrDman21 4 месяца назад +1

      💯

    • @ptonpc
      @ptonpc 4 месяца назад +7

      Don't forget Snyder's threatened Director cuts (6 hours long each?) plus the other 8 movies to come.

    • @michaelthomas5433
      @michaelthomas5433 4 месяца назад +5

      NOICE. My comment saying Battle Beyond the Stars was better than Rebel Moon while still having a ship with a rack, but using the "B" word for that, was removed by RUclips. Given other things I see on RUclips comment wise I really have low faith in the efficacy of their mod efforts.

  • @sarbo2335
    @sarbo2335 4 месяца назад +63

    Nice, nothing better than watching a Brandon marathon

  • @RobertPilla
    @RobertPilla 4 месяца назад +63

    Rebel Moon wishes it was this good.

  • @ww8251
    @ww8251 4 месяца назад +14

    I saw Battle Beyond the Stars and Empire Strikes back as a double feature in Reno as a kid. It was great.

  • @GameTavern2224
    @GameTavern2224 4 месяца назад +8

    Thank you, Brandon for uploading this on May 4th

  • @danielbrice1642
    @danielbrice1642 4 месяца назад +9

    May the Tenold be with you.

  • @TheBattlesword
    @TheBattlesword 4 месяца назад +8

    So when should we expect a review for Star Chaser: Legend of Orin, the most shameless Star Wars knockoff of them all?

  • @vodkajaybulls
    @vodkajaybulls 4 месяца назад +5

    Heck yeah!! Let's go man!!!

  • @matthewdunham1689
    @matthewdunham1689 4 месяца назад +3

    Great seeing your golden oldies Brand

  • @50footbrewery
    @50footbrewery 4 месяца назад +1

    I always called the ship the HMS Birth Canal.

  • @micshork
    @micshork 4 месяца назад +3

    How come you didn’t include your review of StarCrash?

  • @jonahfalcon1970
    @jonahfalcon1970 4 месяца назад +2

    Oh, and James Horner did the score and changed it for Star Trek II.

  • @dentonfender6492
    @dentonfender6492 2 месяца назад

    Guy wearing the big wide white belt looks like a Turkish Doug McClure.

  • @weirdkitty07
    @weirdkitty07 4 месяца назад

    Message from Space, Jack and the Beanstalk meets Star Wars.

  • @RobinJohnstonphotography
    @RobinJohnstonphotography 4 месяца назад

    The disgrace of space!

  • @weirdkitty07
    @weirdkitty07 4 месяца назад

    Nel, Uterus/Boob ship, Sibyl Danning...same.

  • @arthuryork2293
    @arthuryork2293 4 месяца назад

    Brandon, I think you missed out on the subs to Turkish Star Wars.
    Much of the dialogue between the Not-Solo brothers is them awkwardly flirting with each other and It. Is. Majestic.

  • @LoderryPlaysPVP
    @LoderryPlaysPVP 4 месяца назад

    Has there been any update on that Turkish Star Wars restoration thing from a while back?

  • @crimsondragon1690
    @crimsondragon1690 4 месяца назад

    So, which is more appropreate here; May the 4th be with you; May the Farce be with you?

  • @Koltonfisher-to8ju
    @Koltonfisher-to8ju 4 месяца назад +1

    Hi Brandon I'm a huge fan of your work and your Godzilla videos so I have some requests for some movie reviews so I want you to review the movie My Little Pony the movie from 2017 the magic roundabout from 2005 the ultra Galaxy Ultraman versus the monster Army movie the one starring Ultraman zero with the six Ultra Brothers SpongeBob SquarePants movie from 2004 Alien vs predator 2004 and How to Train Your Dragon Trilogy

  • @louismendoza-y9l
    @louismendoza-y9l 4 месяца назад

    I also think that Rebel Moon ripped off Battle Beyond the Stars.

  • @itowmyhome797
    @itowmyhome797 4 месяца назад +2

    🎉

  • @armoredinf
    @armoredinf 4 месяца назад

    so where is you review of Turkish James Bond?

  • @Captain_Sarcastic
    @Captain_Sarcastic 4 месяца назад

    42:48 I don't get it. None of those guys look anything like Marlon Brando.

  • @jooei2810
    @jooei2810 4 месяца назад +1

    May The Fourth!

  • @AmaanHasanDilawar
    @AmaanHasanDilawar 4 месяца назад

    These critics are pain in the ass especially for digital artists...They are not qualified to talk on digital effects or even sometimes film in general and yet they pretend like they have all the knowledge like a council member...just be quite what you don't know about and Budget is not everything...I know I am barely scratching the surface here but listen to what I said do you research first about VFX ...You people can research the whole world but not VFX...seriously ? No artists wants to create bad art it's just matter of meeting the deadline mostly...Be respectful to hardwork.

  • @noahasencio8589
    @noahasencio8589 4 месяца назад

    Hi 👋

  • @MrDman21
    @MrDman21 4 месяца назад

    Turkish Star Wars 🤣

  • @wonkawilly5573
    @wonkawilly5573 4 месяца назад +2

    3rd.. nice. Lol

  • @TheDc1984dc
    @TheDc1984dc 4 месяца назад +1

    May the Fourth Be with You.

  • @acrovader
    @acrovader 4 месяца назад +55

    'Battle Beyond the Stars' got it right where 'Rebel Moon' failed.

  • @Rally1800
    @Rally1800 4 месяца назад +27

    At least the bad guys weren't looking for grain like another movie with a moon and some rebels

  • @alankohn6709
    @alankohn6709 4 месяца назад +24

    Battle Beyond the Stars is maybe the best movie on this list, looks like $20 million a $2 million dollar budget and is still better than Rebel Moon I call that three for three

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 2 месяца назад

      Its definitively the one that better aged in the list, but I don't know if that's because it stood the test of time or on acount of how poorly the rest aged (though turkish Star Wars aged badly the moment it came out).

  • @ryandowney9383
    @ryandowney9383 4 месяца назад +15

    Zack Snyder's Rebel Moon isn't nearly as good or interesting looking than Roger Corman forty years prior and a fraction of the budget.

  • @mzgreenjeansapproves
    @mzgreenjeansapproves 4 месяца назад +14

    May the 4th be with you! I love Star Wars and I've decided that today I'm going with cheese. All the cheesy ridiculousness of Star Wars. So I woke up with Irish coffee and the Holiday Special. Then some gummies and the Endor movies. Now this. Man this is a great fucking day!

  • @bonehead2768
    @bonehead2768 4 месяца назад +17

    I'm liking these compilation videos - it's like a Brandon's Cult Movie greatest hits album!!!

    • @vitorafmonteiro
      @vitorafmonteiro 4 месяца назад

      Brandon being a musician too, it's kind of apropo.

  • @chancegivens9390
    @chancegivens9390 4 месяца назад +22

    It's wild how long I've watched this show for, and it's still kept its quality!

  • @FXJunky
    @FXJunky 4 месяца назад +10

    Battle beyond the stars, to me, anyway, is one of the most enjoyable b movies ever made. Is it cheesy? Yes it is but it’s the kind of cheesy that gives me the warmest fuzziest feeling . it is the reason I am a Corman fan.

  • @ajh6354
    @ajh6354 4 месяца назад +15

    You made a career on being a smart assistant. I spent my life doing it for free. Well done.

  • @emanuelferreira6875
    @emanuelferreira6875 4 месяца назад +11

    May the 4th be with you. A hug from a Portuguese fan

  • @tahustvedt
    @tahustvedt 4 месяца назад +14

    8:47 - I can't believe they were happy with that eye effect on the forehead. Totally convincing.

    • @ThomasGidley-kv2uj
      @ThomasGidley-kv2uj 4 месяца назад +5

      Yeah. Should be a ruby to go with that wardrobe.

  • @DeathMetalDerf
    @DeathMetalDerf 4 месяца назад +12

    I love these compilation videos! My wife and I just love your content because we kinda do the same thing while watching bad films together. Thanks very much for sharing your work with us. It really brightens up my otherwise dreary day.

  • @s.marcus3669
    @s.marcus3669 4 месяца назад +12

    When that lame-ass robot yells "hooray, hooray" at the end, I'm surprised you didn't cut it out and replace it with: "I've got a nose, I've got a nose, lalalalalalalalalala"......

  • @Lordxlaw
    @Lordxlaw 4 месяца назад +7

    I love your videos, man. Thank you for always being so entertaining! 🙇🏿‍♀

  • @chesleylordgotham
    @chesleylordgotham 4 месяца назад +8

    Very hellish, NONSTOP past 2 years at grilling back breaking work. If it weren't for this channel as a way to crack a smile and decompress... thanks Man 🤙🏻🙌🏻😎

  • @Scatscar1985
    @Scatscar1985 4 месяца назад +7

    I'm still ashamed that I first encountered James Horner's music for this in one of the Roger Corman films it was reused in ("Space Raiders".)

  • @legoking6165
    @legoking6165 4 месяца назад +7

    Happy international Star wars day everyone!

  • @Youkaikaze
    @Youkaikaze 4 месяца назад +5

    I swear you've already reviewed this flick. Nobody forgets Sybil Danning in the Valkyrie costume

  • @bigsarge2085
    @bigsarge2085 4 месяца назад +6

    **lightsaber-adjacent sound**

  • @dbel1980
    @dbel1980 4 месяца назад +7

    😅 May the Farce be with you 😂

  • @richardsanchez5444
    @richardsanchez5444 4 месяца назад +6

    3:54 if only he'd introduce himself by saying "greetings I'm Shad"

    • @Scudboy17
      @Scudboy17 4 месяца назад +1

      He would, but theres no swords to be overly pedantic about in this movie.

    • @richardsanchez5444
      @richardsanchez5444 4 месяца назад +2

      @@Scudboy17 although that would have made it better. A space movie with swords. Yet another reference to star wars.

  • @ProBreakers
    @ProBreakers 4 месяца назад +6

    We had battle beyond the stars on tape as a kid. Used to watch it a bunch :)

  • @MichaelHonscar
    @MichaelHonscar 4 месяца назад +2

    You’re not a Sybil Danning fan if you don’t love Howling II: Your Sister Is a Werewolf.

  • @briangarrow448
    @briangarrow448 4 месяца назад +3

    So John Boy Walton is Shad?! George Peppard is a costar?! Where’s Mr. T?

  • @fallenangelcrimson
    @fallenangelcrimson 4 месяца назад +6

    all these films are way better than the new films XD

    • @beyondz55
      @beyondz55 4 месяца назад +1

      Yup they had texture and hard work and true grit behind them. Hollywood is inert

    • @jackhummer8344
      @jackhummer8344 4 месяца назад +1

      @@beyondz55 'hard work'
      Turkish Star Wars literally stole footage from the first Star Wars film.

  • @Scudboy17
    @Scudboy17 4 месяца назад +3

    You can ways tell a James Cameron designed ship. He made that one sketch of a whale as drawn by Soriyama and he as stuck with it ever since.

  • @gabrielperdomo5162
    @gabrielperdomo5162 4 месяца назад +6

    Welp my holiday is booked.

  • @Scatscar1985
    @Scatscar1985 4 месяца назад +3

    Mentioning "Lexx" reminds me I always preferred Eva Habermann to Xenia Seeberg.

  • @shainewhite2781
    @shainewhite2781 4 месяца назад +3

    NICE!
    These films are so bad they are good!

  • @TheUluxian
    @TheUluxian 4 месяца назад +3

    Give me Battle Beyond the Stars, , The Last Starfighter and Trancers and you've got a great Saturday afternoon lined up

    • @Scudboy17
      @Scudboy17 4 месяца назад +1

      I'd add Krull and Dragonslayer to the list too. Cheesy sci-fi needs cheesy fantasy

  • @Mrcharrio
    @Mrcharrio 4 месяца назад +2

    Is there a Compilation of Animated movies you've reviewed yet?

    • @SlapstickGenius23
      @SlapstickGenius23 4 месяца назад

      Will the South Korean animated Mockbusters have another compilation review yet?

  • @Aaron-io8vw
    @Aaron-io8vw 4 месяца назад +3

    I mean Vic Morrow, Sonny Chiba and Hiruyuki Sanada in one film is kind of awesome

  • @noewil8392
    @noewil8392 4 месяца назад +2

    Next theme month suggestion: Akira Kurosawa ripoff month

    • @SlapstickGenius23
      @SlapstickGenius23 4 месяца назад

      Hmm, keep in mind that the Akira Kurosawa imitation films are different from a typical Mockbuster. A typical Mockbuster is a cash in which gets released shortly before a big movie. Most obviously, they’re not direct ripoffs of Akira Kurosawa’s own movies either. Sorry for my rambles, but not all #mockbusters are created equal anyways.

  • @ve2vfd
    @ve2vfd 4 месяца назад +2

    Before the liberace outfit, Vic Morrow looked like present day Kid Rock... wondering if a liberace outfit would improve that kid rock loser?

  • @darkstarZ74
    @darkstarZ74 4 месяца назад +2

    I live in Germany and ALL the Turks here love and laugh at Turkish Star Wars. The second part is alright but the first too corny. Is it posible to review the original 42nd st./ art film/ sword & sandal/ Guccione produced porno epic Caligula? It checks so many boxes and it was recently re-constructed into a decent flick which won a award at Canne last year.

    • @StopFear
      @StopFear 3 месяца назад

      Even if all the Turks laugh at the Turkish Star Wars, it does not give it any sort of "cultural excuse", if such a thing exists. I am originally from Soviet Union and the crap soviet movies are something everyone from there should be shamed for having ever liked. I think same goes for Turkish made bad movies.

  • @altebander2767
    @altebander2767 4 месяца назад +1

    Hmm... you know there's a German Star Wars named "Sheeba - Die dunkelste Seite der Macht". It's a bit hard to get as it's apparently neither on RUclips, and the DVD is long out of print.
    Here's a very fuzzy version of the trailer... filmed from a TV:
    ruclips.net/video/e-GhKb2Z-xk/видео.html

  • @jaivonpyatt6905
    @jaivonpyatt6905 4 месяца назад +1

    Yeah no it ain't! Kamikaze literally means Suicide Bomber! It's not a good nickname for a pilot! [Though the word Kamikaze actual definition is Divine Wind in Japan but I think we already know by now how that word been used for.]

  • @kabob0077
    @kabob0077 4 месяца назад +1

    6:44 To cut off the argument let's just say he's from Starcraft's Terran Confederacy... Ya, let's go with that.

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives 4 месяца назад +1

    Ever thought about reviewing Bert I Gordon's the Magic Sword? For some reason that footage is used alongside Star Wars footage in Turkish Star Wars

  • @SlapstickGenius23
    @SlapstickGenius23 4 месяца назад +1

    Messenger from Space not only has an English dub, but also has a spinoff show called San Ku Kai, which is popular in France. Both are created by Shotaro Ishinomori of Kamen Rider fame.

  • @admiral_Bard
    @admiral_Bard 4 месяца назад +1

    one of the "medals" on the bad guys uniform is straight up just the US Army 101st airborne unit patch lol

  • @imnobody8293
    @imnobody8293 4 месяца назад +1

    Off commment request. Brandon, would you do a takke on Tank Girl?

  • @KOLVAL1995
    @KOLVAL1995 4 месяца назад +2

    May the 4th be with you!😀

  • @t.p.3456
    @t.p.3456 4 месяца назад +2

    10:49 I know who she is. 😍

  • @Glenjutsu1
    @Glenjutsu1 4 месяца назад +2

    RIP Roger Corman

  • @marcbraun5342
    @marcbraun5342 4 месяца назад +1

    I would like to show Netflix what budget Battle Beyond The Stars had and what it brought in, so they could compare both with what Rebel Moon cost them and what they got out of it...

  • @AThing-qp5gy
    @AThing-qp5gy Месяц назад +1

    Wait a second where’s Gamera super monster on this list?

  • @MrDman21
    @MrDman21 4 месяца назад +1

    Brandon does a pretty good Mr Plinkett impression.

  • @LittleMissGrosser
    @LittleMissGrosser 4 месяца назад +2

    Blue tampon advert liquid 😂😂😂

  • @jasongradyphstiger6179
    @jasongradyphstiger6179 4 месяца назад +2

    Happy may the 4th man.

  • @Rogers1000
    @Rogers1000 4 месяца назад +1

    Battle beyond the stars i love that one, go john boy

  • @MrDman21
    @MrDman21 4 месяца назад +1

    Brandon's hockey hair makes an appearance 😄

  • @ratedr8490
    @ratedr8490 4 месяца назад +1

    2 actors from the A-team in one movie..lol

  • @JonDoe-oq3fz
    @JonDoe-oq3fz 4 месяца назад +1

    An hour roughly of not wasting my time

  • @josephedwards8604
    @josephedwards8604 4 месяца назад +1

    May the 4th be with you, always!

  • @ultimateformulations
    @ultimateformulations 4 месяца назад

    8:12 that's 1970s mr. World winner Steve Davis. Uncredited- or was when i last looked this up. He and Frank Zane (3 time mr. Olympia winner) started acting in another fantasy/scifii i assume for Corman, but never was completed. Edit: found it, was called "sagan"

  • @StopFear
    @StopFear 3 месяца назад

    why does the Billy Denbrough character in the first film look so much like Wesley from Star Trek? Disturbing!

  • @andrewblanchard2398
    @andrewblanchard2398 4 месяца назад +1

    BRANDON
    👍👍

  • @ryokinor6223
    @ryokinor6223 4 месяца назад +1

    A rerun? RUclips is not supposed to have reruns!

  • @ralaun2000
    @ralaun2000 4 месяца назад +1

    Wow, forget “stealing from Star Wars,” THIS was what Zack Snyder stole from making his Rebel Moon shows for Netflix! 😅

  • @garyschlagheck603
    @garyschlagheck603 4 месяца назад

    The classic blunder of movie review. "This couldn't get any wierder..." Hold my popcorn!

  • @Penfolduk001
    @Penfolduk001 4 месяца назад

    Turkish Star Wars 2.
    A decade before The Orville. Can't help wonder whether Seth McFarlane was a fan... 😁

  • @rga1605
    @rga1605 4 месяца назад

    You know, I've always thought Rebel Moon is just like a bootleg Star Wars movie and now I'm more convinced of that, it has a better budget, but half the soul of Turkish Star Wars

  • @donny-ni2zd
    @donny-ni2zd 4 месяца назад

    Can I ask for a Uwe Boll marathon from this channel? I just think it would be fitting but I'm afraid someone's head might explode...tell me if I'm wrong.

  • @shaundyble
    @shaundyble 2 месяца назад

    Brandon I think you should do a review compilation of 1950s sci fi classics it's just the sort o f thing some of us live for😊 thanks mate 😊 Shaun 😊

  • @timworley3058
    @timworley3058 4 месяца назад

    Seems like tv shows & movies, no matter how bad, where bumped up a notch if John Saxon was in them back-in--the-day.

  • @kevinshea7547
    @kevinshea7547 4 месяца назад

    “It’s pretty fun if you’re in the right state of mind.” Don’t you mean, “if you have the right chemicals in your brain”?

  • @louisduarte8763
    @louisduarte8763 4 месяца назад

    You made a STAR WARS ripoff compilation without STAR CRASH?

  • @LeeroyPorkins
    @LeeroyPorkins 4 месяца назад +3

    I enjoyed this film