Exercising My Second Amendment Rights In Skyrim

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  • Опубликовано: 22 авг 2024
  • Episode 20 of my Skyrim survival series streamed live at / mylque
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  • @CharlieStardew
    @CharlieStardew Год назад +751

    I feel like a good mod addition to this series is "Touring Carriages" which allow you to actually ride through Skyrim on the Carriges, without fast travel.

    • @Mylque-ing
      @Mylque-ing  Год назад +263

      I definitely considered it, but I've had some bug issues with it in the past and wanted to keep things as stable as possible

    • @JanoschNr1
      @JanoschNr1 Год назад +13

      There indeed is such a mod. Don't recall what it was named tho.

    • @SullySadface
      @SullySadface Год назад +17

      It's making me think of slammed wagons doing donuts around Helgen

    • @JanoschNr1
      @JanoschNr1 Год назад +1

      @@SullySadface Like shrek in that Grand Theft Auto Knock off scene? xD

    • @SullySadface
      @SullySadface Год назад +2

      @@JanoschNr1 Dunno what that is, I just live in the midwest

  • @thehasbullaofalltime
    @thehasbullaofalltime Год назад +926

    joe joeman is such a great father, standing up for lucia like that

    • @derrickdomino7287
      @derrickdomino7287 Год назад +6

      No none for you!

    • @RealBradMiller
      @RealBradMiller Год назад +15

      I just played tag with her for like five minutes, and then when it was done I was like, "okay, now to go kill the emperor; be back before dinner!"
      😂

    • @Bbro-ls1tu
      @Bbro-ls1tu Год назад +3

      Joe solved racism only to…never mind😂😂😂

    • @OutlaweDUp
      @OutlaweDUp 6 месяцев назад +1

      had to make 900 likes....lol

  • @markalbert8135
    @markalbert8135 Год назад +131

    To recap; Joe gets drunk, obtains a dangerous weapon, gives his daughter a dirty book, then kills her bully's parents with the aforementioned weapon. That was AWESOME!!!

  • @grzegorzha.
    @grzegorzha. Год назад +253

    It's good to know that while Joe Joeman does run from the law sometimes, he still respects it enough to go to jail when he feels he deserves it, even though he could abuse his power as Thane. Definitely High King of Skyrim material.

  • @nightstrikestudios9883
    @nightstrikestudios9883 Год назад +183

    Man the Mr. Hands reference was insanely good, and surprising.

    • @laran1708
      @laran1708 Год назад +14

      Was so sudden it literally stunned me

    • @abadhaiku
      @abadhaiku Год назад +9

      I did not know about this before now, and I wish I could un-know about it.

    • @tomnyskull
      @tomnyskull Год назад +5

      I hate getting that reference so much

  • @Munin92
    @Munin92 Год назад +98

    He'll be high king someday.. lol

  • @UncleSnowzo
    @UncleSnowzo Год назад +66

    That Mr.Hands joke was vile 😭😭😂

  • @Blaybay123
    @Blaybay123 Год назад +146

    Literally started looking forward to the weekends even more for these new episodes and when I'm done I just rebinge the playlist 😭💙

    • @CalIunn
      @CalIunn Год назад +8

      Same. This guy came out of nowhere with just straight bangers and quickly became one of my favourite youtubers

    • @Blaybay123
      @Blaybay123 Год назад +2

      yeah exactly! He has a good sense of humor and his editing really enhances it. You can also definitely see improvement over the course of this series. I'm excited to see where this will go

  • @logan_wolf
    @logan_wolf Год назад +24

    Braith bullies Joe's daughter.
    Joe: *I'm gonna make Braith an orphan.*

    • @asa9528
      @asa9528 10 месяцев назад +2

      A healthy reaction

  • @RealBradMiller
    @RealBradMiller Год назад +37

    It was early in the morning when he rode into Rorikstead
    He came riding from the south side slowly lookin' at each head
    He's a Dovakhin loose and running, came the whisper from each lip
    And he's here to do some enchanting with the big crossbow on his hip
    Big crossbow on his hippppp

    • @abadhaiku
      @abadhaiku Год назад +2

      *Janet voice* not the dragonborn.

  • @jaimeXDgo
    @jaimeXDgo Год назад +263

    Man, finally having enough firepower to actually kill things without spending half an evening per enemy feels nice. Now I hope to see Joe Joeman getting some fresh drip that hopefully saves him from getting oneshotted by even a ill meaned sneeze. May I suggest that you try getting the Gauldur amulet? It's fit for a king and it gives some neat bonuses that would let you summon Arvak and maybe survive a little more, too.

    • @1th_to_comment.
      @1th_to_comment. Год назад +25

      Arvak? You mean Frost, right?

    • @SneakybeakyScrub
      @SneakybeakyScrub Год назад +11

      this is true. joe should hard pivot to heavy armor to get some actual survivability perks. combine that with primal fear and focus on the prey he can march down at enemies while aiming his gun, terrifying them and making any who dare attack unable to stagger him. then he should get back into the business and level up his alchemy and speech. then he'll have even more armor piercing bolts, extra traps in his arsenal, and stamina draining poisons on frost bolts to make his enemies even more useless against him. hed also like die to mages really easily still bu thats what the cannon fod- i mean devoted citizens of skyrim are for

    • @jaimeXDgo
      @jaimeXDgo Год назад +16

      @@1th_to_comment. For sure, but that's what Arvak is spelled backwards, so I was refering to Frost's undead status.

    • @CommanderWiggins
      @CommanderWiggins Год назад +8

      My man dies if an enemy so much as looks at him funny.

    • @SullySadface
      @SullySadface Год назад +1

      @@jaimeXDgo I thought it spelled Cobra

  • @cherryv0id
    @cherryv0id Год назад +5

    1:20 bro namedropped mr hands so casually💀💀

  • @Mauldoon5
    @Mauldoon5 Год назад +8

    Bro the Mr. Hands reference caught me off guard. 😂 😂

  • @beaunewbury8911
    @beaunewbury8911 Год назад +10

    The way he yells baby down while murdering an innocent family of netch’😂😂

  • @Kiki.Koala222
    @Kiki.Koala222 Год назад +37

    Have never been able to catch a stream but always tune in to the new episodes on Saturday! The highlight of my weekend

  • @StarkillerH46
    @StarkillerH46 Год назад +29

    Hi Mylque, I’ve been watching this series from the start and I just wanted to say that every single week I’m always looking forward to that Saturday video because every one is amazing. Thank you.

  • @redknight8212
    @redknight8212 Год назад +8

    I have just discovered this series, binged it all in 3 days, and now I await the next episode. Truly brilliant stuff!

  • @araneuskyuro
    @araneuskyuro Год назад +5

    I gotta say, I discovered your channel yesterday and I am officially addicted. Your editing is great but the humor is what gets me hahah. Keep it up lad, you'll get subscribers ez with your quality 😁

  • @gr8stginge185
    @gr8stginge185 Год назад +6

    Falls over, becomes invisible
    Dignity 100

  • @CAepicreviews
    @CAepicreviews Год назад +6

    "Joe puts more horses on their backs than mr hands"
    Lmao bruh 😂

  • @charlienortoncooper1968
    @charlienortoncooper1968 Год назад +5

    more horses on their backs than mister hands 😭

  • @futurewario9591
    @futurewario9591 Год назад +3

    A Store in Solitude has a Daedric Crossbow.

  • @lifeaschronicallyingrid
    @lifeaschronicallyingrid Год назад +3

    If you turned this into a show, I would watch every episode 🤣

  • @blampfno
    @blampfno Год назад +14

    I feel like alcohol tolerance is a major element to Joe's character development.

  • @dima_keller
    @dima_keller Год назад +11

    Joe is so popular now, people already draw fanart! My favourite is the one with Joe and Faendal flexing, for no particular reason 👀

  • @wellingtonbruh3756
    @wellingtonbruh3756 Год назад +2

    The Mr. Hands joke caught me off guard like a left hook to my chin

  • @arandomcommenter412
    @arandomcommenter412 Год назад +12

    I thought you were going to install a gun mod, my expectations were quite high.

  • @honezone2266
    @honezone2266 Год назад +11

    Truly a bizarre adventure this JoeJoe man had.

  • @NewCaliforniaRepublicTrooper
    @NewCaliforniaRepublicTrooper Год назад +5

    With the way your talking about "Breaking the parents spirit by killing the children" it sounds like "The Art of War" was on the ground of that shacks bookshelf. 😂😂

  • @devindevine2048
    @devindevine2048 Год назад +8

    I love how he starts the video by saying they won't be shooting children to explicitly shooting the children first.

  • @tanatarmaibassar2039
    @tanatarmaibassar2039 Год назад +3

    14:39
    it was the greatest joke in skyrim community. Checkov's gun *cross* crossbow

  • @12fishcake
    @12fishcake Год назад +3

    Wow, can't believe I never noticed Arvak spelled backwards was Frost, today I learned!

  • @Deaths_Crow
    @Deaths_Crow Год назад +1

    Child: “What are you looking at? I’m not afraid of you.”
    *Gets fuckin destroyed*

  • @0-kingsloth-020
    @0-kingsloth-020 Год назад +1

    0:23 " this here is my BOOMSTICK"

  • @CoolTonyLover
    @CoolTonyLover Год назад +2

    16:12 bro fell over like a target at a carnival game

  • @zyanidwarfare5634
    @zyanidwarfare5634 Год назад +3

    Sometimes I wish Skyrim was multiplayer because whenever I find a lute I make the same pun and go “wow look at this ‘loot’”

  • @deskslam4232
    @deskslam4232 Год назад +1

    "Nice and Quiet now..."
    **DADADADADADA**

  • @TyrJustice
    @TyrJustice Год назад +1

    the dragon born running from dragons 🤣

  • @ysgramorssoupspoon
    @ysgramorssoupspoon Год назад +2

    the wonderwall meme will never get old in any context lmfao

  • @jeremyhall2727
    @jeremyhall2727 Год назад +1

    You're video was a work of art. God you did a great job. I was smiling from start until finish

  • @nooneimportant1523
    @nooneimportant1523 Год назад +1

    local news drunk man breaks into home and kills family of 3.

  • @sammyhealey2372
    @sammyhealey2372 Год назад +5

    this video singlehandedly caused me to go watch the rest of joe joeman's adventures i cannot stop LAUGHING

  • @alfredwong3960
    @alfredwong3960 Год назад +4

    14:53 dammm you actually translated what you said in to text.

  • @dragonpriestx8130
    @dragonpriestx8130 Год назад +1

    Joe really was like aight let’s play dragon let’s play :>

  • @lieutenantlambchops5715
    @lieutenantlambchops5715 Год назад +1

    Gandalf wielding an AK is the best possible thumbnail for this

  • @SuperNovaDragonYT
    @SuperNovaDragonYT Год назад +4

    He killed the wrong parents lol

  • @boalston2484
    @boalston2484 Год назад +1

    I rewatched it just to hear the line "now you're in the thunder dome" again

  • @domino_201
    @domino_201 Год назад +2

    In Bloodmoon, Morrowind’s Solstheim DLC, there are no Morrowind creatures on Solstheim. It’s bears, wolves, werebeasts, and pigs. So yeah guys, Netches are an invasive species to Solstheim.

  • @Spillful
    @Spillful Год назад +2

    I got the burger kind melts ad before this

  • @horstbauer2222
    @horstbauer2222 Год назад +1

    Homeboy whippin the Mauser c96 schnellfeuer

  • @ElSirRexy
    @ElSirRexy Год назад +1

    Shor gave us life
    John browning Gabe us the ability to unalive the thalmor

  • @jeremypreston5009
    @jeremypreston5009 Год назад +1

    More horses on their back then Mr Hands
    I'm dead
    So is Mr Hands

  • @NickSibz
    @NickSibz Год назад +2

    The Lusty Argonian Maid is an absolute classic, trust me. 😉

    • @mindyblueeyes13
      @mindyblueeyes13 Год назад

      I think there are 2 volumes. One of them is a longer version.

    • @NickSibz
      @NickSibz Год назад

      @@mindyblueeyes13 where can I find this quality piece of text?!

    • @mindyblueeyes13
      @mindyblueeyes13 Год назад

      @@NickSibz
      There’s a whole pile of books somewhere on the island.
      At one time, I had multiple duplicates.
      May have to look it up.

  • @PossiblyFubar
    @PossiblyFubar Год назад +1

    "deploying anti child maneuvers" 🤣🤣 I'm fuckin dead

  • @skylordthe1st
    @skylordthe1st Год назад +1

    Bro sneak snacks from the brake room he is like me frfr

  • @cubemagpie
    @cubemagpie Год назад +3

    We need more uploads than 1 a week i cant wait for another part already

  • @italianfatman
    @italianfatman Год назад +2

    It was fun stopping by for the stream. Keep doing what you're doing, Mylque :)

  • @tempestflare4339
    @tempestflare4339 Год назад +5

    A lot of people don't know this but everything to make a gun is actually canonical to Skyrim in fact cannons are a thing that are constantly used on the waters of tamriel we have crossbows we have robots hell we even have a literal water gun helmet from the dwarves in Skyrim already sure it shoots up steam but steam is still considered water so there is even stuff like that in the game

  • @breaker45ice27
    @breaker45ice27 Год назад +1

    11:57
    “Baby down”

  • @azmitzy
    @azmitzy Год назад +1

    14:06 FOUR YEAR OLD SPOTTED PIT BULL GO

  • @baronvonpicklez2806
    @baronvonpicklez2806 Год назад +1

    he missed the WEIGHTLESS TORCH IN HRODULFS HOUSE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @EldenDong
    @EldenDong Год назад +1

    When I heard that Mr. Hands reference I choked on my hash Browns.

  • @devonfarrar6313
    @devonfarrar6313 Год назад +1

    YOOOOOOO FINALLY A VODS CHANNEL, BABY!!! LETS GOOO!!

  • @lunar9342
    @lunar9342 Год назад

    "Stepped to the right?"
    More like nearly stepped into the light

  • @dominicmanester8125
    @dominicmanester8125 Год назад +2

    I really hate that I got the 'Mr Hands' reference. Made me laugh and be disgusted, the best kind of comedy.

  • @Herbiesainty
    @Herbiesainty Год назад +2

    The Mr Hands joke caught me by surprise ngl

  • @ducklord7967
    @ducklord7967 Год назад +1

    imagine in skyrim there was a hidden mine that doesnt show on the map but is worked entirely by children

  • @marcush4741
    @marcush4741 Год назад +1

    I was not expecting a Mr Hands reference in 2023

  • @Fine_i_set_the_handle
    @Fine_i_set_the_handle Год назад +3

    3:50 standard gameplay with motion blur and depth of field enabled

  • @Breadinators
    @Breadinators Год назад +1

    Another great video, always love seeing another Mylque vid in my feed, keep up this great work bro

  • @jacobfaro9571
    @jacobfaro9571 Год назад +1

    I’ve got another challenge idea for you: as you know there is a way to become a werewolf for a limited time. Feeding extends it, but only a little each time. Can you, immediately after unlocking werewolf ability, go on a massive rampage, killing all jarls, most vampire lords, and maybe some special named enemies that aren’t behind locked doors.
    Rules: 1: you start with werewolf unlocked, but that’s it. No gear, no potions, no spells. you must start with no werewolf perks, but may unlock them as you go.
    2: it must be completed in one rampage. If you turn back human early, that’s a failure. Death is also failure.
    3: no quick save cheese. You can reload only if a bug forces you to.
    4:no companions unless they are werewolf too.
    Good luck.

  • @JustNava
    @JustNava Год назад +4

    Joe joeman is one hell of a noble steed

  • @GrimOrc
    @GrimOrc Год назад +2

    holy shit i did not expect the mr hands thing. Now i will clean the milk from my screen.

  • @protogen830
    @protogen830 Год назад +1

    I know how to cheese conjuration in Skyrim. You need soul trap, and a dead mammoth. Cast the spell on the dead mammoth until you get to conjuration 100.

  • @WooShell
    @WooShell 7 месяцев назад +2

    well.. **NOW** there are guns in Skyrim..

  • @mohammadbahari1204
    @mohammadbahari1204 Год назад +1

    This was fantastic I'm subscribing 🤣 keep this up bro

  • @moliv924
    @moliv924 Год назад +1

    babe wake up, new mylque video out

  • @user-dj4qt2bg8m
    @user-dj4qt2bg8m Год назад +1

    When Fandal collected the ash war hammer my skyrim crashed

  • @gillriet773
    @gillriet773 Год назад +1

    I laughed at the edit where you ate two cheese wedges. Out loud. To nobody but myself.

  • @unslaadkrosis3489
    @unslaadkrosis3489 Год назад +2

    The bones cracking always kills me 😂

  • @PlebIsland69
    @PlebIsland69 Год назад +3

    The true high king of Skyrim, Joe Joeman the First

  • @dextersaintguac
    @dextersaintguac 9 месяцев назад

    That walk in Breeze home (?)...Sashay away

  • @arcana5899
    @arcana5899 Год назад +1

    Thank you for making my weekends that little bit brighter

  • @TheStrangerFromNoWhere
    @TheStrangerFromNoWhere Год назад +2

    This channel is an underrated gem

  • @Grimalkind
    @Grimalkind Год назад +1

    considering where the high king's throne is... joe's gonna have to go back to solitude eventually.

  • @holvillain2990
    @holvillain2990 Год назад +1

    "Baby Down"

  • @jacksonharris146
    @jacksonharris146 Год назад +1

    best part of my week is here!

  • @LimeJ0SH
    @LimeJ0SH 2 месяца назад

    LMAO @14:20 the chant to resummon frost was too much for my peasent ears

  • @blakethomas1013
    @blakethomas1013 Год назад +1

    I'm literally cracking up in class.

  • @mtgmage924
    @mtgmage924 10 месяцев назад

    you had me at kill the children first it breaks the parents spirit

  • @auntvivienne8669
    @auntvivienne8669 9 дней назад

    The Arvak incantation was great

  • @chief_tobias_
    @chief_tobias_ Год назад +1

    Embershart mine.

  • @totalygamingtemplar
    @totalygamingtemplar 10 месяцев назад

    He gave his kid the lusty argonoin maid lol

  • @vorskin1112
    @vorskin1112 Год назад +1

    missed opportunity not having hitmarkers

  • @jwlnsilver6354
    @jwlnsilver6354 Год назад +1

    watches you stumble drunkenly into a fight with a fucking dragon like a madman made me realize *I can make a playthrough outta that*

  • @itsjoeybytch
    @itsjoeybytch Год назад +1

    I identify as a bosmer-breton

  • @haldosprime3896
    @haldosprime3896 Год назад +2

    Joe joeman pulling out a gun might be the most Joe joeman move you can do.

  • @ezekielrohde9074
    @ezekielrohde9074 Год назад

    "I'm here to audit you!"

  • @deacon6221
    @deacon6221 7 месяцев назад

    Brother I love you please make more content these are the best videos I’ve ever seen in my entire life I live for these.

  • @lazy2335
    @lazy2335 Год назад +1

    It's crazr that this is jojo's most bizarre adventure