This Is Why Nords Don't Go To College

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  • Опубликовано: 27 окт 2024

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  • @a70turbo
    @a70turbo Год назад +110

    "How it feels to read as a Nord"
    >opens book/scroll
    >instantly blinded by a strong migraine due to all the words on the page
    >You feel hungry.
    Yeah, accurate.

  • @markalbert8135
    @markalbert8135 Год назад +543

    Joe has overcome much these last few episodes. Chemical dependency. Bad teeth. And now racism. His growth as a person inspires us.

    • @fear5913
      @fear5913 Год назад +25

      It's his second time overcoming racism.

    • @Gnompus
      @Gnompus Год назад +17

      @@fear5913 such a hero

    • @youtubeguy8796
      @youtubeguy8796 Год назад +1

      Why did he have to be racist to begin with. *sigh*

    • @Dutchy4564
      @Dutchy4564 5 месяцев назад

      ​@youtubeguy8796 because it's Joe joeman

  • @ranpan0801
    @ranpan0801 Год назад +130

    0:55 A notification popping up saying “You feel hungry” 3 seconds after Joe attempts to read is the Nordiest thing that has happened to this man

  • @michaelwave863
    @michaelwave863 Год назад +318

    Badass villain arc - check!
    Sweet redemption arc - check!
    Screwing the redemption arc by selling one's own soul to a tentacle eyeball - check!

    • @Honey_Fin
      @Honey_Fin Год назад +1

      i read that in the mad gods voice

  • @jcol1708
    @jcol1708 Год назад +282

    I love that these videos always come out on Saturday. One of the highlights of the weekend for sure.

    • @zumratkz8374
      @zumratkz8374 Год назад +9

      For me they come out on Sundays mostly. It's a dosage of joeman before school starts

    • @quintustheophilus9550
      @quintustheophilus9550 Год назад +1

      Yes. I agree

  • @MrSki01
    @MrSki01 Год назад +47

    Isran saying “I knew it would come to this one day” 0:58 had me dying thank you this made my day

  • @JohnDoe-tt5qc
    @JohnDoe-tt5qc Год назад +25

    “I’m not racist, I love all of god’s creatures, and even some elves!”

  • @ratenthusiast4000
    @ratenthusiast4000 Год назад +24

    Once Joe meets this "Ray Cism" fella, things are really gonna go down...

    • @Raoul.
      @Raoul. Год назад +3

      Joe is a big raycist (that's what we Ray Cism fans call ourselves)

  • @mr.croedid9141
    @mr.croedid9141 Год назад +65

    This guy is so genuine and funny, Saturdays are even greater because of him.

  • @LosTimeNeos
    @LosTimeNeos Год назад +39

    Your two companions are becoming proper characters in this series. Is there any way to give them a story arc? Meeko is really awesome.
    Faendal almost had one for a second there, when he went missing for being so loyal to you - but surely you can initiate something else too?

  • @Xeamys
    @Xeamys Год назад +14

    the sigma joke and faendal racism is so perfect, best episode yet

  • @PossiblyFubar
    @PossiblyFubar Год назад +13

    "Welcome to underworld, Smooth skin"
    Edit: 12:16 it really is the capital wasteland!

  • @muffinpandas8034
    @muffinpandas8034 Год назад +32

    Love the serotonin boost I get whenever Mylque uploads

  • @jare2067
    @jare2067 Год назад +11

    skyrim always pulls me back. idk why but eventually.. no matter how long it takes, i always come back to it 😂

  • @Brxndeezy
    @Brxndeezy Год назад +42

    The first episode I watched of this series was your dealing skooma vid, and honestly I’ve been hooked ever since. It’s like I need to know what happens to Joe Joeman every week. Quality content and RUclipsr.

  • @sale8688
    @sale8688 Год назад +17

    At first I was loyal to the empire now I am loyal to Joejoeman

  • @DanteTorn
    @DanteTorn Год назад +14

    I enjoy how humanizing this series is.

  • @itzyspider
    @itzyspider Год назад +8

    I've been binge watching this whole series how did I only just find this?? Shoutout Joe Joeman the icon we all needed

  • @ComicKodi
    @ComicKodi Год назад +9

    This series somehow manages to become better with every episode. Well done, man. Can’t wait for the next one. Top content.

  • @CommanderWiggins
    @CommanderWiggins Год назад +5

    I like the idea that Nords are Tamriel's version of good ol' country boys.

  • @balduccirichard
    @balduccirichard Год назад +7

    "Perhaps predicting a prior pattern of racism" damn you're good with them alliterations

    • @doughboywhine
      @doughboywhine Год назад +1

      it would be better if he said prejudice

    • @MinnowTF
      @MinnowTF 8 месяцев назад

      Yamn you’re yood yith yem yayiyeyayioys

  • @ToonedMinecraft
    @ToonedMinecraft Год назад +7

    I mean, him being racist against elves and magic is very in canon for Nords. He'd be a very representative high king.

  • @chelsey-6887
    @chelsey-6887 Год назад +1

    I had the most amazing ad timing. 😂 "you are very drunk" fade to black ad- 😂

  • @asa9528
    @asa9528 Год назад +1

    The comedic timing of you saying the falmer couldn’t see you and him facing away with the bow then turning towards you to one shot you made me guffaw. This game 😂

  • @Mr.Rabbit34
    @Mr.Rabbit34 Год назад +5

    Mr. Mylque, will you ever bestow upon us plebeians the greatness of the full VOD's? Your loyal serfs will be ever so grateful.

    • @Mylque-ing
      @Mylque-ing  Год назад +7

      VOD channel is on the to-do list, I'd also like to figure out why the twitch ones don't work

  • @CoolTonyLover
    @CoolTonyLover Год назад +7

    11:15 Joe gets attacked by an actual bakugan

  • @stephanegger9887
    @stephanegger9887 Год назад +8

    to survive drops, look at your feet and drop items. every collision with an item will reset your fallhight.

  • @allgoodnamesaretaken6145
    @allgoodnamesaretaken6145 Год назад +2

    I love that these come out Saturday, because I can watch em on my Sunday shift at the mill since I'm the only one there. Keep up the bangers my man, loving it

  • @plyix
    @plyix Год назад +4

    this is truely one of the skyrim videos of all time

  • @sciencefixion
    @sciencefixion Год назад +3

    Was so glad I caught this stream was definitely a highlight of my week

  • @LosTimeNeos
    @LosTimeNeos Год назад +4

    The white cape and jagged crown are a good match. I think you've found the right look for Joe Joeman.

  • @jcol1708
    @jcol1708 Год назад +6

    Oh I can’t wait to see what Joe does in Professor Sigma’s next assignment 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ThatGuy-hl2kk
    @ThatGuy-hl2kk 8 месяцев назад +1

    "Oh shit! That's not Faendal!" 😂😂

  • @ralorieth6858
    @ralorieth6858 Год назад +7

    Another episode to brighten my day!!! Hope you're having a good one :)

  • @simbacaned
    @simbacaned Год назад +1

    I keep watching these videos and I keep having to pinch myself to check if I'm in a fever dream or not

  • @santoven
    @santoven Год назад +1

    Something of a distinction, getting killed by J'darr.

  • @brynyolfxd3010
    @brynyolfxd3010 8 месяцев назад

    Every time you say "Hello" i swear you sound identical to the stoner in Super Troopers .. in the beginning when Mack hops in the cruiser "you boys like mexico" ... hahahaha 😂😂😅😅😂😂

  • @PhantoRoyce
    @PhantoRoyce Год назад +1

    This is one of my new favorite channels

  • @trevorscoggins4676
    @trevorscoggins4676 Год назад +1

    Not Joe Joeman calling the steampunk bakugan Assault Balls.

  • @aahahhhhhh
    @aahahhhhhh Год назад +2

    12:25 JOE JOEMAN DOING ELFFACE?!?!😨😨🤯🤯

  • @yesseru
    @yesseru Год назад +2

    So glad I could be a part of the stream!

  • @jesse5769
    @jesse5769 Год назад +2

    I used to always make fendal wear that helm 😂

  • @NeonAmnesia
    @NeonAmnesia Год назад +1

    Nords are basically D2 titans of Skyrim

  • @AntiKira20
    @AntiKira20 Год назад +3

    The hurdles are going to get much higher for Joe Joeman to climb over. And with the knowlegde of the God of Tentacles, college and all types of learning shall be known! May Skyrim see Joe Joeman, the Rightful Ruler of Knowledge sit upon the Throne.

  • @lm9029
    @lm9029 Год назад

    "Septimus agreed to teach us his sigma ways"
    I dont know why but that part always make me cry of laughter.

  • @Sky-hb8jt
    @Sky-hb8jt Год назад +2

    Most underrated youtuber and twitch streamer

  • @BoogChannel
    @BoogChannel Год назад +4

    I may be lactose intolerant but I love some Mylque

  • @skylordthe1st
    @skylordthe1st Год назад +4

    Joe joemen enters a Dwarven cave: racism

  • @Ussonan-Foderation2016
    @Ussonan-Foderation2016 10 месяцев назад

    0:55 that random you are feeling hungry tho

  • @tttiff_27
    @tttiff_27 Год назад +1

    1:55 feels amazing to see my art on here

  • @shawnb6945
    @shawnb6945 Год назад +1

    Joe is actually snoop dogg because he does all the side quests

  • @theebagmans
    @theebagmans Год назад +6

    "this is how it feels to read as a nord" was only going to stifle a small laugh until i saw "you are hungry" which cracked me up

  • @benballou5953
    @benballou5953 Год назад +1

    It doesn’t cost magicka to throw hands

  • @gothiccupcakes2145
    @gothiccupcakes2145 Год назад +1

    Ep 18 already, wowie!

  • @molkwi9077
    @molkwi9077 Год назад +4

    When this series will end, we should get a 1 hour 50 minutes movie of Joe Joeman's accomplishments. Also, congrats on finding one more of the 4 racism cores needed to destroy the El- er, I mean, end racism. Yeah, that's right. End racism...

  • @tylercoon1791
    @tylercoon1791 Год назад +2

    8:21 I actually do know. As someone who lives exactly like Joe Joeman, I can tell you that he is *_exceptionally_* greasy.

  • @Whackeddude
    @Whackeddude Год назад +1

    I look forward to each new video on joe joeman. Can't wait to see him become high king

  • @PixelTheMushroom
    @PixelTheMushroom Год назад +2

    Joe's growth inspires us all

  • @ITMT.
    @ITMT. Год назад +2

    At 15:57 Mylque asks where the elves came from. Ironically the snow elves were native to Skyrim and the Nords (Companions) tried to kill them for the land. The ones that weren’t killed were tricked by the Dwemer. The snow elves were made slaves in Dwemer cities and fed mushrooms that took their eyesight. Hundreds of years later you call them falmer without even knowing.

    • @Mylque-ing
      @Mylque-ing  Год назад +1

      History class in Whiterun lacked funding

    • @ITMT.
      @ITMT. Год назад

      @@Mylque-ing thanks for interacting with me. Love your videos😄

  • @MadCarpet5910
    @MadCarpet5910 8 месяцев назад

    3:19 meeko started ascending

  • @Auby4
    @Auby4 Год назад +3

    18:30 most controversial opinion in morrowind

  • @VortexKiller2
    @VortexKiller2 Год назад +1

    By azura by azura by azura, its the grand champion!

  • @honkhonk5000
    @honkhonk5000 Год назад +1

    Dude! My cousin lived in Dwarftroit! Yeah! (Steam)Motor City!

  • @spiderz5145
    @spiderz5145 Год назад +7

    How do you get your ass whooped by a cat with a woodcutter’s axe while wearing Ebony armor?

    • @st.gallenthegreat4027
      @st.gallenthegreat4027 Год назад +5

      He plays on legendary and doesn't grind crafting skills to improve his gear. It seems he also uses combat overhaul mods. Result: everything can one-shot poor Joe Joeman. He probably can take a few hits from wolves and skeevers, nothing more.

    • @evak5673
      @evak5673 Год назад +2

      Skooma head strength

  • @lagomorphine
    @lagomorphine 7 месяцев назад

    I too never took the test to get into the college, and they still made me their arch mage.
    The worst part about the College of Winterhold is their atrocious security.

  • @thecourtjester8894
    @thecourtjester8894 Год назад +2

    What is the music playing around 15:00?

  • @xanthos8661
    @xanthos8661 Год назад +2

    Joe joman is the hero we need not the hero we deserve.

  • @sandy7938
    @sandy7938 Год назад +1

    Sunday morn coffee with Joe..yeah.....😁👍😎 Too funny

  • @jonathonantonio1973
    @jonathonantonio1973 Год назад +2

    17:28 Bruhh i choked on my water 😂

  • @Coolasspumkin
    @Coolasspumkin Год назад +1

    This guy is going to hollow up

  • @LimeJ0SH
    @LimeJ0SH 10 месяцев назад

    @14:25 I knew it was coming
    edit: ctfu "1 down, 10 across, synonym for Elf: Falmer" @19:05

  • @SteveTheWereWalrus
    @SteveTheWereWalrus Год назад +3

    What Joe doesn't know is that he's already a sigma male 🗿

  • @baconbitzlol
    @baconbitzlol Год назад +2

    Alternate title: Joe uses racism to attack my balls

  • @NojsGraphics
    @NojsGraphics Год назад +1

    ah yes my weekly episode of jojoman came out🍵gotta sit, relax and watch it

  • @OmegafrazGaming
    @OmegafrazGaming Год назад +1

    "ulfric oofed" lol

  • @jackirish9022
    @jackirish9022 5 месяцев назад

    It's more like the battle of evil VS evil.

  • @Nekomata.garage
    @Nekomata.garage Год назад +1

    I don't even play Skyrim and hate play throughs also no idea who you are or how I found you but I've been watching every episode since ep2 and love the series

  • @grzegorzha.
    @grzegorzha. Год назад +1

    I love this series.

  • @Born2Legit
    @Born2Legit Год назад +1

    Should have named him Joe Nordman

  • @nel_687
    @nel_687 Год назад +2

    been here since day one. still waiting for you to get 1 mil subs

  • @dima_keller
    @dima_keller Год назад

    College is actually so good, Joe learned how to read instantly

  • @knucklebine4197
    @knucklebine4197 Год назад +1

    these videos make my day

  • @nonnal9866
    @nonnal9866 Год назад +1

    should use become ethereal shout to jump down

  • @bigdaddyg3529
    @bigdaddyg3529 Год назад +6

    does this mean that Miraak is technically the most sigma male atm?

  • @morgueanne
    @morgueanne Год назад +1

    heap of joe joemans greatness

  • @shapeswitch_mood7221
    @shapeswitch_mood7221 Год назад +2

    Nothing like making a deal with Dark Cthulhu after stealing books and becoming racist... Or unracist...
    Septimus, what the hell?!

  • @mairaineplayzgames2205
    @mairaineplayzgames2205 6 месяцев назад

    16:02 im just going to assume that Joe doesnt know the falmer are the actual inhabitants of Skyrim, kinda like the native americans of Tamriel

  • @brrettphillips
    @brrettphillips Год назад

    The funniest youtuber i’ve ever watched😂

  • @mysticramen4104
    @mysticramen4104 Год назад +1

    Idk what you think, but faendal looks kinda cool in elven armor lmao

  • @ecthelion1735
    @ecthelion1735 Год назад +1

    >racism core
    I need one

  • @xen5395
    @xen5395 Год назад +1

    Joe be taking alpha male Lessons soon

  • @RS61395
    @RS61395 Год назад

    You know how elves are. Lazy and whatnot.

  • @hyck.
    @hyck. Год назад +1

    What are your plans after Joe Joeman saga? More Skyrim content or do you plan on doing something else?

  • @crabmannyjoe2
    @crabmannyjoe2 Год назад +1

    Dwarf-troit 😭

  • @jingby
    @jingby Год назад +5

    Joe is just based, not racist. #JoeForHighKing

  • @infinityvoid3210
    @infinityvoid3210 Год назад +1

    14:25 laughed my ass off xD!!

  • @gravyraven
    @gravyraven Год назад +1

    Best part of the week

  • @makimaki6607
    @makimaki6607 Год назад +1

    Very good as usual

  • @DaddyMaster76
    @DaddyMaster76 Год назад +1

    14:00 someone HAS to tell me what this song is PLEASE. And honestly all the other songs too if someone finds them

  • @haydenl7198
    @haydenl7198 Год назад +1

    Downtown Dwarftroit