I couldn't stop laughing at how the assassination went. Oh my fucking god, that was so perfect. Somehow everything ends up in the dumbest, most absurd way and man I am so absolutely inlove with this series man. Sent it to so many people to watch.
Not many people know, but it was none other than Nazeem who caused the civil war in Skyrim, the return of Alduin, Miraak and Lord Harkon and also the Oblivion Crisis, the rise of Thalmor and 9/11 (there were originally two Watchtowers outside of Whiterun!). That dude was Thanos of Nyrn.
Not to mention turning the Companions into furries, causing all the game crashes, defunding the Skyrim space program, (luckily private funded giants took its place), and brainwashing Lydia so that she blocks every single doorway in existence.
On the day Nazeem was 'mercifully tripped' to the Cloud District, all the Aedra and Deadra Gods of Skyrim smiled in appreciation. Joe Joeman had done thier work.
The needs to be a mod that will add sound files of soul trapped entities into the items; just imagine every swords swing "Do you get to the Cloud District often?" And every damage "Of course not."
The editing in these videos is always sublime. I already knew what would happen, since I'm one of the voices in Joe Joeman's head, but this episode still had me near tears in laughter.
Bro, i binged all of your videos this past week and have been loving every second of them. when i saw that a new video was out i had the biggest smile on my face excited to see what shenanigans you and joe joeman are going to be scheming this time. love the content and excited to see what you do in the future.
As much as I love collecting trinkets and whatevers in games, man do I hate how many random baubles get permanently stuck in your inventory because they're a quest object. I have the Dwarven Attunement Sphere burned into my brain.
Vote Joe Joeman, he: Killed Ulfric Killed Nazeem Will ban taxes Is only racist sometimes Is against drugs sometimes Will release Lusty Argonian Maid Volume 3
I installed a “Realistic NPC” mod. After installing that mod, I found Nazeem in Dragonsreach all the time. He was talking to Farengar, but when I tried to murder him.. I accidentally murdered both Nazeem and Farengar. ((Farengar does become a non-essential when you first get Lydia, from my knowledge of gameplay🤓))
I was so confused by and curious about the first joke that I looked up the lusty Argonian maid 1 & 2. Turns out that they are exactly what you would think( spear polishing and baking you dirty minded fools }:C).
As someone who got 3rd place for prom king, I think I understand what it takes to be a good monarch. So I can say with full confidence that JOE JOEMAN is MORE THAN fit to be High King of Skyrim!
Faendal went to the Orc hairdresser and said: I need a haircut. But the Orc was hard of hearing and understood: I need my hair cut. So he cut it right above the shoulders.
8:45 No, no, no. it is totally un balanced. Sure, they have good sources of water and fire elements (torch lighting the scene), and the table covers wood. But the the metal element (the armor piece on the floor) is too far away, and they put way, way too much earth element (vase, skull, all next to stone wall/floors) ..yeah, they broke up the usual earth element into three, and just didn't cover air. Because when was the last time you saw wind?
Soon to be high king Joe Joeman, have you heard of the three warriors from a lost legend that hold the pieces to a forgotten ancient Nordic artifact? Me and many other nords in this comment section treat it as nearly as important the history of our culture as the jagged crown and wearing it would show a deep knowledge and respect for it, surly winning our favor for the upcoming mood.
About what happened to Nazeem -- I once got insta killed by a low hanging pot. Except, it wasn't some low level character. It was one in full daedric armour and hardly defeatable by anything in the game... except a pot. It just works.
That character was victim to many incidents which made me question if Sheogorath was a fan or an enemy. Bugs people with a thousand hours in might not have even heard of. Death by pot is only uncommon, not a freak incident.
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love how 90% of the video is getting the items for the plan to kill nazeem and then none of them are used
the best laid plans
Thanks for the heads up
The best laid tripwires.
The best laid nazeems
@@SpagTheDwarf thats wrong cuz nazeem never got laid
In the end, he died doing what he loved most: going to the Cloud District.
I couldn't stop laughing at how the assassination went. Oh my fucking god, that was so perfect. Somehow everything ends up in the dumbest, most absurd way and man I am so absolutely inlove with this series man. Sent it to so many people to watch.
"Daedric lords have spit in my mouth" kinda jealous of Joe today. Like have you seen Nocturnal's statues? Lmao
Have you seen Molag Bal and Hermaeus Mora's statues, though? Joe might be deserving of a lot more pity than most by now.
This is therapy. I look forward to seeing Joe Joeman literally ascend to a cosmic realm
Achieving CHIM
@@fruitpigenthusiast120 Joe is beyond chim, he is the dreamer
@@veqzor So you're saying he's achieved amaranth already?
Dude is walking catharsis
my mum would ask me if cloud district is slang for drugs
HAHAHAHAH
This is what happens when parents aren’t “with the times”.
The High Elves must be getting to the Cloud District very often.
@@silvercandra4275 lol
@@silvercandra4275 HA OMG
your videos are like a nice cold glass of water after a long summers day of knocking down trees with the boys
Not many people know, but it was none other than Nazeem who caused the civil war in Skyrim, the return of Alduin, Miraak and Lord Harkon and also the Oblivion Crisis, the rise of Thalmor and 9/11 (there were originally two Watchtowers outside of Whiterun!).
That dude was Thanos of Nyrn.
Not to mention turning the Companions into furries, causing all the game crashes, defunding the Skyrim space program, (luckily private funded giants took its place), and brainwashing Lydia so that she blocks every single doorway in existence.
He is also responsible for all the games cut content and broken quests
That ending was something you'd see in a cartoon and better than any other over the top nazeem kills I've seen
Man showed almost his entire steam library and the only game he has installed is BTD6
Glad to see he got his essentials first
On the day Nazeem was 'mercifully tripped' to the Cloud District, all the Aedra and Deadra Gods of Skyrim smiled in appreciation. Joe Joeman had done thier work.
Their
500 bounty in Whiterun: 🤓
40k in Haafingar: 🗿
the ironic thing about nazeem’s schedule is that it never has him actually go into the cloud district
I love that one guy, that asked for sabaton to be played during Operation nazeem fall.
You could say nazeems fate was
UNDETECTED, UNEXPECTED
The needs to be a mod that will add sound files of soul trapped entities into the items; just imagine every swords swing "Do you get to the Cloud District often?" And every damage "Of course not."
3:19 that strategy was so unhinged I actually laughed out loud
Peak Joe Joeman moment
The editing in these videos is always sublime. I already knew what would happen, since I'm one of the voices in Joe Joeman's head, but this episode still had me near tears in laughter.
Bruh I’ve been on a binge watching these lately, you deserve so much more
Hey dude absolutely love you, you make every Saturday creat for me, can’t wait to see your channel explode
your content
Ur a very creative guy, not many people could do what you do with a 50 year old video game.
oh my god the quality has blessed my eyes
mylque i need u to know that these videos make me so happy and give me something to look forward to, u deserve this growth more than anyone
So glad I was there to see this one live. It was beautiful
2:25 Something about how you said that killed me.
just binge watched the whole series so far 🙏🏼 these videos never fail to make me laugh, I’m so so glad I found this channel!
Bro, i binged all of your videos this past week and have been loving every second of them. when i saw that a new video was out i had the biggest smile on my face excited to see what shenanigans you and joe joeman are going to be scheming this time. love the content and excited to see what you do in the future.
your channel has easily become one of my favorites for skyrim content. thanks man!
I've never seen an assassination accidentally go so well.
As much as I love collecting trinkets and whatevers in games, man do I hate how many random baubles get permanently stuck in your inventory because they're a quest object. I have the Dwarven Attunement Sphere burned into my brain.
"do you get to the top stair district very often? What am I saying, of course you don't"
The lusty argonian volume 4? WOOOO
Next video NEEDS to be getting as high a bounty as possible in every hold, that'd definitely boost popularity
"Ulfric shot dead in atlanta" I can't 💀
Watching you play Skyrim is my new favorite ❤
Bro the ONLY way I’m voting for joe joeman is if he publishes the lusty argonian maid volume 3.
Vote Joe Joeman, he:
Killed Ulfric
Killed Nazeem
Will ban taxes
Is only racist sometimes
Is against drugs sometimes
Will release Lusty Argonian Maid Volume 3
i just binged every video in this series woo
Seeing this after a long ass day is just the best thing thing ever
"sir in a nonbinary sorta way"
"the kind sir-lady" I'm. getting you
my favorite part was when the high king spoke only into my left ear
i love ur videos they make me happy after a long day at work
Love your content bro ❤ you got me back into skyrim after so many months
Everyone doubts the power of the noble tripwire, but it's the worlds most powerful tool in a warriors arsenal. They never see it coming.
im so fucking happy this dropped rn i love these vids so much
This is basically the only entertainment get from RUclips
bruh i am so hyped for new episodes of this series
Ending was comedic gold 😂
Nazeem died doing what he loved. Getting to the Cloud District.
Mylque you're my new favorite Skyrim guy
Mylque has such a wide girth. Amazing!
This is some good content. Keep it up, man.
One of the most entertaining series I've seen
he went to the big cloud district in the sky...
Skyrim is still GOAT.12 YEARS LATER.
Width, thats the word he was looking for.
The only man with less HP than Joe.
Love watching yr vids ..Yr awesome...oh I mean Joe is 😊😁👍ps laughs at Nazeem trap😂😂, n btw that wasn't allie lol
I installed a “Realistic NPC” mod.
After installing that mod, I found Nazeem in Dragonsreach all the time.
He was talking to Farengar, but when I tried to murder him..
I accidentally murdered both Nazeem and Farengar.
((Farengar does become a non-essential when you first get Lydia, from my knowledge of gameplay🤓))
After all these years of waiting and watching, I’m finally caught up to the Joe Joeman Saga, now I can watch the stream
this series is officially a drug to me
Leggit spooked by headless Faendal
I was so confused by and curious about the first joke that I looked up the lusty Argonian maid 1 & 2. Turns out that they are exactly what you would think( spear polishing and baking you dirty minded fools }:C).
I still cant get over the fact that chat wanted to kill Faendal. 😢
Honestly don't like him nor sven
Faendal is a bro.
Taxes?
“Boo!”
Thalmor?
“Boo!”
Tax the Thalmore!
*applause*
Hey love your stream, your content is so funny, hope to see more
Me just now realizing what the cloud district actually was
I love how the sidequest of attaining the black star is just useless
MY COMMENT MADE IT INTO THE VIDEO LETS GO FAITHERDOODELS
fun fact: Nazeem never goes to the cloud district in vanilla skyrim
I thought it was "wide enough girths"
As someone who got 3rd place for prom king, I think I understand what it takes to be a good monarch. So I can say with full confidence that JOE JOEMAN is MORE THAN fit to be High King of Skyrim!
You did it, you finally killed nazeem, thank you
Down D. Stairs claims another victim
Tax the Thalmor
Faendal went to the Orc hairdresser and said: I need a haircut.
But the Orc was hard of hearing and understood: I need my hair cut. So he cut it right above the shoulders.
Still a little upset Nazeem's soul never got claimed. He could be in Redguard heaven right now for all we know instead of the soul cairn
"I meant sir in a nonbinary sort of way" as a nonbinary, SO true
Love your vids ❤❤❤
WE LOVE MYLQUE 😤
Maybe you should install the convenient horses mod so you can stop losing your horses
Don’t feel bad I also died like 4 times during the Azura’s star dungeon
Third video of saying joe should get better armor or something to increase hoe much damage he can take before dying.
11:00 😂😂😂
WE LOVE JOE JOEMAN
Aranea Ienith is the true nonbinary representation we've all been waiting for
Who's soul will you ball flatten sucker now?
The wife took everything from him and kicked him out.
Still no bosmer bussy joke smh
8:45 No, no, no. it is totally un balanced. Sure, they have good sources of water and fire elements (torch lighting the scene), and the table covers wood. But the the metal element (the armor piece on the floor) is too far away, and they put way, way too much earth element (vase, skull, all next to stone wall/floors)
..yeah, they broke up the usual earth element into three, and just didn't cover air. Because when was the last time you saw wind?
Finaly another episode. I dont need to watch to know its gonna be great.
Necromancher? I hardly know her!
i have a wide girth thanks to joe joeman
Soon to be high king Joe Joeman, have you heard of the three warriors from a lost legend that hold the pieces to a forgotten ancient Nordic artifact? Me and many other nords in this comment section treat it as nearly as important the history of our culture as the jagged crown and wearing it would show a deep knowledge and respect for it, surly winning our favor for the upcoming mood.
Catching up on vids td:)))
When you realize it was Faendal who technically killed Nazeem
About what happened to Nazeem -- I once got insta killed by a low hanging pot. Except, it wasn't some low level character. It was one in full daedric armour and hardly defeatable by anything in the game... except a pot. It just works.
That character was victim to many incidents which made me question if Sheogorath was a fan or an enemy. Bugs people with a thousand hours in might not have even heard of. Death by pot is only uncommon, not a freak incident.
We want more
"Right now, Joeman does not have anything to do with the AIDS epidemic." - Mylque, 5:21
Does anyone know where I could possibly find a mod list for whatever Mylque is using?
its in the video description
Mylque did you ever figure out the wide thing from the dragon fight if not. This is what the actual sayin is wide berth
I have a theory that twitch chat is the voices in Joe's head