It’s A Babylon Bee Christmas 2023
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- Опубликовано: 13 июл 2024
- The Babylon Bee Podcast is here to do a rundown of the world’s strange and weird Christmas Traditions including spiders in your house, putting poop in your nativity scene, and dressing up like demons to drag children into hell! Kyle, Jarret, and Travis also talk about what books, movies, and games they enjoyed and hated this year. Apparently Kyle read 50 books and walked from Bag End to Mordor. What a show-off.
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Timestamps
00:00 GO TO JOINADF.COM/BEE
01:08 Introduction
02:12 Kyle's Beard Story
04:39 Babylon Bee 2023 Christmas Party
07:07 Strange Christmas Traditions
23:53 What are you asking for Christmas?
26:59 2023 Accomplishments / Goals
31:10 VISIT JOINADF.COM/BEE
32:10 2023 Accomplishments / Kyle’s Book List
39:16 Video Game Movies
40:18 Top Movies/Books/Games
48:03 Kyle’s Abrupt Ending
48:27 Bonus Clip
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What traditions do you have at Christmas time?
Where’s Joel??
Planes Trains and Automobiles 🎀
The German tradition with boots is also in Eastern Europe and the branch is for kids that are not good for parents to spank the kids with.
Home Alone and cookies, lots of cookies!
DEFINITELY NOT going to GROOMERLAND!! What the hell guys, paying disney money to GROOM and sexualize children????
Watching the Adam Yenser Dry Bar comedy special
I really do enjoy that the camera cuts to Christmas J Tree so we can hear his response to these topics.
Merry Christmas, everyone.
Thank you. Merry Christmas! 🎉
And a happy new year! 🎊
What happened to Adam Y?
Krampus is a Christmas Demon who abducts bad kids and takes them to hell, and Belscnickel is Santa's helper, going around and rewarding good kids and whipping bad kids. A few years ago I sent everyone Krampus cards for Christmas cards. It was fun.
Wow, that's so heart warming!
Merry Christmas 🎁🎄 Have some egg nog and oyster stew, but not on the same day.
This episode feels like they were told “idk, fill 50 minutes.”
That is literally what they said at the beginning of the episode
What do I want for Chrismas? I'm dreaming of a Dwight Christmas... Just like the ones I used...
FALSE
Is this Malarkey , Jack ?!? C’mon , man ! 😂
Hoping to contract Santa and a few elves to excavate and construct a self sustaining bunker…
The Pride and Prejudice T.V. SERIES is the best ever!!!
It so is!!! 😁
That sounds a little prejudiced
I just watched all of the hunger games movies for the first time and the Barbie movie these past two weeks. To think if I didn’t choose these movies I wouldn’t understand your guys’ conversation.
I want Santa to bring me a guest appearance on Babylon Bee podcast. Or a pooping Krampus whichever is hardest to get
I needed a chuckle today--thanks so much! Very thankful for all of you. Keep up the good work!
In Japan, for non-Christians, besides eating KFC, Christmas is also date night. Chinese food at Christmas has long been a tradition for Jews, since Chinese restaurants don’t close on Christmas. 😊
A new year....another great member of the team released from the show...
Where Iive: carp. I've never met a person who likes carp, but every Christmas Eve we all have to eat one. Tasty fish are forbidden.
We do fish and oysters... not good versions of either 😢
Merry Christmas everyone!! Be good and Kampas will see you next year! P.s. i hope santa brings me a new liver next Christmas
I love reading. However I have to read by "audiobook" because my diabetes have already attacked my eyes. I have had one retina attachment. I am at risk to have another attachment surgery with my left eye. Audiobooks count. It's better than not reading at all.
The spider thing is....interesting. 😮
Like Charlie Brown at Halloween, I always get a rock. Except my rock is Jesus! May God bless you and keep you well. Amen and Peace...out.
Kyle, you are wrong about Ringworld, it's awesome!
Krampus with auto correct types, “Ramone”
Only thing I miss about CA is stater bros
shalom in minute 14 : .. mistake clogs under christmas tree in the netherlands is bull we do not put gifts under the tree at all
Dear Santa Bee, I would like a free subscription to the bee and not the bee social.
6:55 He's dead.
Music...
41:40 It was pure propaganda.
Kyle not wanting marvel anymore??? He's becoming a man 😂😂😂
If you read the HEBREW TNK out of your Dishonest King Jimmy Version, you won't know what the Honest Original says and MEANS in Hebrew. There are Counter Missionaries, Noahides/ Ex-Pastors and Rabbis ( who can read the Jewish Bible) who can explain why there is no jesus or a Second Coming in OUR HEBREW TNK. What is the point of reading Jeremiah 31 if you don't know how Hebrews 8 Criminally ripped off Jeremiah 31?🕎
Can anyone explain to me how christians perpetuating the lie of December 25th being Christ's birthday doesn't undermine their evangelism?
Merry Christmas!
There's a 1 chance out of 365. Some celebrate holidays and others every day alike. God only knows which day Jesus was born. The calendar changes have been many even if you had the exact roman calendar. Why does it matter if many choose to glorify God on a particular day?
Do you know for sure if you were to die today if you would be in Heaven?
@@preacherman9018 Idolaters, the Prideful, Haughty Pagans will face HaShem. Jews don't face The White Throne Judgment Seat of PAULINIAN Theology. (Hosea 6:6) John 13:16 contradicts The White Throne Judgment Seat. Repent now to HaShem, follow Biblical Yom Kippur and REPENT TO HASHEM NOW. (Deuteronomy 31:6)
@@preacherman9018 jesus isn't HaShem. Pray the Shema and Repent from Vicarious Atonement. HaShem only requires a Broken, Contrite Heart of Repentance and to turn away from sin. That's it. No Trinitarian Oath of Paganism is required. The Noahide Laws are in effect for a reason.
Christians could care less about Jewish facts or our Jewish History. They have no respect for The HEBREW TNK. They cling to their Anti-Jewish jesus Idolatry like a cigarette and as the Greco-Roman Pagans that they are. They actually get their "Knowledge" about Jews and Judaism FROM Pagan Paul. Amazing stuff.🎭
Hey, Catholics, check out (Jeremiah 10:1-5). Christmas Trees are Pagan! During the first 100 years of Christianity, no Hellenized Jews were Trinitarian. jesus was a Pharisee (Orthodox Jew)😂
Amazing. Every thing you just said is wrong
There are three that bear record in Heaven, the Father, the Word and the Holy Ghost and these three are one.
I John 5:7
All the formerly Jewish disciples were trinitarian.
@@preacherman9018 When Jews pick up a book that is Diametrically Opposed to the HEBREW TNK, they ask, who wrote it, and with an Anti- Jewish message, they ask, what is the AGENDA of the War Machine that put it together? Who put it together? Luke wrote Luke, James wrote James and Paul wrote 13 letters of the Greek Twistament. The Vicious book of Hebrews was written anonymously. And the Duct Tape book of Revelation was written as a WARNING about Rome. But, John did not write John, Mark, and Matthew did not write Matthew. It's not like they were written in sequential order, they contradict each other, they go against Jewish Customs of the time. (No, the Nag Hammadi Library correlates with the Undisputed fact that in the first 100 years of Christianity, Hellenized Jews followed the message of a Hellenized jesus who was a Pharisee.) The Dead Sea Scrolls match up to the Masoretic Texts. No Real Jews were there at the Council of Nicea or the translation of the Corrupt Septuagint. I (challenge) you to listen to Hebrew meaning and grammar from the Unmolested Hebrew TNK and COMPARE it to the Anti-Jewish King Jimmy Version and you will discover how the 300 or so "forshadowings" of jesus are not there. No "Second Coming" of a SUPERNATURAL messiah. There are ZERO mentions of J'Zeus in OUR JEWISH BIBLE. The Original Followers of jesus were killed off and died out. The Cathars were the last Non-Trinitarian jesus Followers that the Romans slaughtered.🕎
@@TheBabylonBeePodcast Seeing as though none of you are Hebrew Scholars, why would you not believe us that "young woman" was the original word. No VIRGIN there. The prophecy was about Isaiah. The Suffering Servant of ISAIAH is ISRAEL. IT'S NOT A BANNED BOOK. The "LORD said to my lord" is the Honest Version. Psalm 110 is about King David and HaShem. Don't dig in OUR HEBREW TNK with your Christological Lenses to "see" jesus when WE know how to read our OWN HEBREW. There are online, free classes where you can learn Hebrew from Ex-Pastors to see what the Jewish Scriptures really mean. It may be the "Old Testament" to you, but we don't follow PAULINIAN/ Roman doctrine or Dispensationalism.😉
@@preacherman9018 Christianity is not a "Fulfillment" of Judaism. It tried to Extinguish it and Jews. A Jew who follows jesus is not a "Completed Jew". It's just a (Christian) whose (Jewish Identity) has been Sadly Extinguished by The Dark Arts of Pagan Idolatry and Spiritually Crippling Vicarious Atonement. A Mess-ianic "Jew" or Mess-ianic "Rabbi" are simply (Christians). P.S. "Screwtape Letters" prove that "Demonized" Christians can be "Delivered" even though they are "Saved" and "Sealed". 99.9 percent of Satanists are former Catholics.💯 Judaism, as per the book of Job, illustrates that HaShem is in CONTROL, of course. Jews split off from the Caananites and are, unlike Christians, MONOTHEISTIC.