After almost 200 hrs playing The Witcher 3, and currently on my 2nd playthrough, I realize how terrible the game is. I'm going to keep playing just to make sure I still hate it.
Stage 1 of Witcher 3 addiction: Wow, this is the greatest game ever Stage 2: Oh wow…there’s a lot of stuff in this game that doesn’t really work Stage 3: *I CAN FIX IT* Stage 4: Subscribing to Xletalis
After slightly south of 2k hours I totally agree. I should play a 2nd no fast travel, no sprinting to objectives other than canonically necessary, lore accurate Geralt run just to confirm the game still sucks
Bruh, when I start playing the game can't put the controller down. It's been a while since a game peaked my interest like this. I just got to smash Keira Mets 👍👍👍.
@@watchmo2310I was heavily addicted to xans to the point I tried killing myself with em and barely survived cold turkey. shut the fuck up and take a joke bruh. Also theres truth to oc cuz over a year later I think about the witcher more then I do xans and can never get away from the game but I found my peace wit addiction.
So happy to get a notification from you again! And to make such valid points at that! I've been missing your videos, seriously. Hope you're good and your family as well.
This is obvious. It literally only took me 750 hours to realize what a heap of garbage this game is. I'm gonna keep playing to uncover more terrible flaws... for science.
@@weetabixharry what? You’re pulling my leg aren’t you? Come on…you plaid 750 hours dude stop with this tricks…I noticed every flaw with in 2 hours and psn won’t refund so I just deleted it…really Witcher 3 is a big downgrade from a lot of open world rpgs…I hate walking like I’m drunk, combat is trash too dude is a weakling lol one hit from a random monster take half your health and potions are trash…how do u play 750 hours and not notice this trash? I always wondered why people like this game…y’all are brainwashed to like trash
@@RyanlexzYou claim they're desperate, & insinuate they're losers by making this channel, meanwhile here you are copying this same dumb comment over & over again under different comments. Need I say more
Well on the tv show yes in the BOOKS VESEMIR would never do that I mean he crack down on the guys after Ciri dose something big time when well if triss had them For dinner he had them for dessert
I know this is the April Fool's video, but I 100% agree with what you said about all the crafting diagrams. I collect everything as I go and the non-witcher items only serve to clog up the crafting menus. I have never crafted a single one of those things and wish you could hide them.
I played the witcher 3 for the first time this year and gave up after 40 hours. It took me until the end to realize this was an april fools video because I was actually agreeing with all of his points 💀
I didnt realize this was an april fools joke lol. I really dont see what draws people to this game. It took me 100h to beat the base game and the entire time i was waiting for it to get good which never happened
The only thing that bothers me is that during combat mode, you're not allowed to open doors & do other actions outside the combat mode which is kinda frustrating considering there're several quests regarding you to pursue the target
This is April fools joke but for those that actually think the game is overrated , you have to understand no game is “perfect” gameplay wise or storytelling wise . But the fact that tw3 allows so many people to be immersed in the story, gameplay, and world is what makes it a masterpiece . I literally felt like I wanted to live inside the Witcher world when I was 15 playing this game the first time .
Damn I really wish I felt like this while I playing this game cus I really wanna understand what the hype around this game is about. Last week I legit installed to give it an other chance played it for a couple hours and then uninstalled it. Am I not enjoying it as much because I haven’t read the books? or played the other games? How do yall enjoy this game because I wanna like it too
@@Noir-c9k i havent read the books but enloy it to the maximum. Maybe try to enjoy the scenery, the jokes, the drama, the action. if you like medival and mythological themed games then it shouldnt be a problem. Maybe try to actually learn the game and its lore instead of just playing the game superficially. Make yourself enjoy the idea of a mutant knight who has superhuman abilities that roam the continent alone with two badass swords, killing monsters. you are also playing as a detective sorta. Your every action and choices of words will have a drastic change of the outcome of the game. there is so much more to this game than just it beinhg another open world game.
The date aside, the combat is... irritating at times, many times. If you don't overpower enemies with sign or tank builds, the way Geralt helicopter spins at every random enemy across the map from him makes him more a dancer than a fighter, a bad one at that. 360 leapt at some nameless goon while fighting, they quickly slapped him with a club and I died in 1 hit, evidently the thugs have better fight experience than this nearly 100 year old witcher.
Remember the quest with Zoltan the dangerous game? I killed Duke at the end but after some days I visited the sewer and found him alive and standing inside the sewer where I killed him.
I still miss having a game this good to play. I completed it and the DLCs three times over. Just a beautiful piece of art. The music, god the music. Oh, and Gwent. I could play just that for hours.
All that i regret in w3 was : 1. not be able to hunt down the last crone if i chose the good ending 2. No follow up on the death of the offieri prince on the sewer 3. The hunt for orianna only become trailer 4. No comeback for Gaunter O Dimm And last but not least 5. Need 4 more skill slot 😊
Tbf some of the points of this video are right, like how clunky the movements and combat are, and horse riding. I know the point of this video was to be sarcastic but I believe the channel's owner aware of TW3's flaws
This game is like a road rage simulator that you're addicted to. PS: You forgot to mention the horseback combat hitbox problem, not a glitch, but a programming issue. In the knight contest mission in Blood and Wine, you'll notice the dummy hit box has an extremely low chance of being hit. You need to break your horse right next to them just to score one. Even if you do that it'll fail some time.
Now all jokes aside, our mentor in game design online courses bashed the witcher 3 as unimpressive game unironically, since the only effective way to lvl up is as fencer and signs and alchemy are ineffective on their own.
If Witcher and Dragons Dogma had a baby it would be the perfect game. Awesome combat system from Dragons Dogma with the awesome story and lore from Witcher.
Oh yes, and now today when I played I have the same exp of the video 0:11, but with the monster and with the horse, in other parts sometimes also happen uu
I'll be honest although he is joking the points are to the most part valid. The gameplay, movement, and crafting especially were kinda accurate. This is coming from someone with 250 hours on Witcher 3 btw
I never had a game that emotionally wrecked me as much as The Witcher. I made the mistake of reading all of the bandits journals, and some of the graphic descriptions of what they did made me stop playing for a minute. They really captured the evil side of humanity perfectly in this game.
finally exposing that game properly i see, ive actually taken it upon myself to finish it 5 times, 3 of those on deathmarch and most all playthroughs were completionist ones, about 800 hours. just so i can properly distil my disdain for this game down to the last nuance. and i will keep on putting in time every other month just so i can hate it even more.
I stopped playing as CP-2077 was a bust as I realized what "GOOD" devs they had were gone. And the updates since R trash. And that incluces W3 updates which made the game worse.
HAHAHAHA! xLetalis, my man, it warms my cold, dead heart to see you still making videos on The Witcher 3, even if it is an April Fool's Day joke. 10/10 editing by the way, perfect visual gags.
I honestly hate how you have to play the game to experience the story and characters, just let me do it AFK, absolutely horrid game mechanics for a modern game!
I'm serious when i say i've never seen a guy so dumb to pick up a game on sale, do a first playthrough and be like "damn, this game sucks", then finishing said playthrough and be like "wow, what a garbage game this was, can't believe o only spent 5 euros on it...let's do It again" and the cycle of utter idiocy repeats like an urboros. Is this an out of season april fools joke?
That kind of title, referring to almost any game to be honest, would always have to either be automatically and absolutely not worth even clicking, or cheap clickbait itself, or clever trolling. In this case, I placed my bet on the third 😄
This may be an April Fools video, but I've watched it and agree completely unironically. 2:06 About those jumps. Remember Geralt from opening cinematic for Witcher 1? THAT Geralt could have jumped around like that no problem, Assasin's Creed style.
There are mods that vary the enemy vulnerabilities, rebalance abilities and bombs, disable or redirect candles, fix horse riding, rehaul crafting, etc...
I have spent 300 hours in this game along with 2 DLCS. But After playing Red Dead Redemption 2 , horse riding in this Witcher 3 feels like im playing 90s arcade game. I know this is supposed to be sarcastic video but Roach has worst designed horse mechanics, the camera angle and movement is vastly inferior even compares to first RDR1 game. i wish it was possible to port the horse physics from RDR2 to this game.
Im still angry that the cape/cloak/hood and the swords of the trailer arent in the game They should be the starting swords and level up with the character level
I agree, this game was so poorly made, a common CDPR product, just like Ubisoft!!! Poor quality, numerous bugs and glitches and, most likely, rushed through production without the first f**k given!!! I only bought the game for around $20 dollars. It's the complete edition and pre-owned. For $20 it was worth the price considering everything that came included. After CP2077, I'll not buy anymore games from this company!
On my 3rd play through to gather materials for my essay on how trash this game is, on my way to 4th play through but not even one page yet! Someday I will finish it.
After absolutely getting involved in the story and thinking Geralt is an absolute badass, I can agree. The worst game ever. I cannot believe I wasted 150 hours playing this horrible game.
Aw I was admittedly disappointed by the end considering April fools. Still though, I love to hate Witcher 3 despite all of it's really grating flaws, but there are great things about the game as well.
Parody video aside, I will say the only thing that ever prevents me continuing a new run of this game is the awful beginning of the game, and the fact the combat system really isnt that great too, doesn't help alleviate that 3 hour slogfest much. The rest of the game mmm chefs kiss, marvelous.
This is what happens when you listen to the hive mind. The game is truly a very bland boring game. Visually stunning but lacking any depth in gameplay.
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After almost 200 hrs playing The Witcher 3, and currently on my 2nd playthrough, I realize how terrible the game is. I'm going to keep playing just to make sure I still hate it.
Stage 1 of Witcher 3 addiction: Wow, this is the greatest game ever
Stage 2: Oh wow…there’s a lot of stuff in this game that doesn’t really work
Stage 3: *I CAN FIX IT*
Stage 4: Subscribing to Xletalis
After slightly south of 2k hours I totally agree. I should play a 2nd no fast travel, no sprinting to objectives other than canonically necessary, lore accurate Geralt run just to confirm the game still sucks
As a hater, it takes at least 5 playthroughs to really realize how overrated it is
lmao just started my 2nd palytrought with 200hrs too bro its so bad🙃
Same after 5 playthroughs, I finally realized how bad the game is. So I will continue playing it again to prove how bad it is 😂
The Witcher 3 is literally worse than drugs.
Drugs are WAY easier to quit.
spoke like someone who’s never done drugs but wants to sound cool lol
@@watchmo2310 please google what a joke is
@@watchmo2310you ever heard of the word joke?
Bruh, when I start playing the game can't put the controller down. It's been a while since a game peaked my interest like this. I just got to smash Keira Mets 👍👍👍.
@@watchmo2310I was heavily addicted to xans to the point I tried killing myself with em and barely survived cold turkey. shut the fuck up and take a joke bruh. Also theres truth to oc cuz over a year later I think about the witcher more then I do xans and can never get away from the game but I found my peace wit addiction.
It's so late where I live that I almost got a heart attack from the title
apologies :) Kinda late here as well
Lol it's obviously a joke.
This channel is so desperate. Imagine making a whole channel about witcher franchise lmao 😂😂
Once a year I have to replay this game just to make sure I don't forget how god awful it is. Especially the DLCs. Pure garbage.
I swesr Every Dam Year
Specially the dlcs brotha
The DLCs are the only good thing about this game
I'll try to get a regular video out in a timely fashion, lest people get the wrong idea
That's the funniest part! Thank you for another great video
I don't know... some of the complaints about movement and fall damage seemed dangerously plausible... lol
So happy to get a notification from you again! And to make such valid points at that!
I've been missing your videos, seriously. Hope you're good and your family as well.
Transition to Baldur's Gate 3
Plot twist: these are your real feelings
This is obvious. It literally only took me 750 hours to realize what a heap of garbage this game is. I'm gonna keep playing to uncover more terrible flaws... for science.
I found that at around the 1000 hour mark, the game truly shows how terrible it truly is.
I’m currently on 180 hours im just playing the game because it’s so bad, probably gonna stick aroud for a couple hundred hours more
Ok I see y’all joking….but the game is trash so…why y’all joking?
@@PrimeJuggernautI don't know about the other guys, but I was being deadly serious.
@@weetabixharry what? You’re pulling my leg aren’t you? Come on…you plaid 750 hours dude stop with this tricks…I noticed every flaw with in 2 hours and psn won’t refund so I just deleted it…really Witcher 3 is a big downgrade from a lot of open world rpgs…I hate walking like I’m drunk, combat is trash too dude is a weakling lol one hit from a random monster take half your health and potions are trash…how do u play 750 hours and not notice this trash? I always wondered why people like this game…y’all are brainwashed to like trash
It's been 5 years of this and still feels wrong 😂
This channel is so desperate. Imagine making a whole channel about witcher franchise lmao 😂😂
7 years later and I'm still playing this joke of a game
7? It's been 9 years no?
It has I just haven't been playing it that long yet @@AbiRizky
Bro really hit us with the plot twist of the century on April fools
He's been trying to warn us for years but somehow people keep buying this pile of trash
This channel is so desperate. Imagine making a whole channel about witcher franchise lmao 😂😂
@@RyanlexzYou claim they're desperate, & insinuate they're losers by making this channel, meanwhile here you are copying this same dumb comment over & over again under different comments. Need I say more
The bit about Radovid’s assassination ending is unironically just a fair point 😂😂. I get a lot of the questline was cut, but still.
Start loading shotgun... Read the comments... Slowly put it away
What everyone thought, he said.
Can we pls also talk about how Vesemir is worst character in any fantasy franchise?
I'll take that into consideration
He's like the avatar every Boomer visualizes in RPGs
Well on the tv show yes in the BOOKS VESEMIR would never do that I mean he crack down on the guys after Ciri dose something big time when well if triss had them
For dinner he had them for dessert
I second this motion!
Chad young vesemir: quips and trolls an ancient leshen while swashbuckling away...
Virgin old vesemir: senile
I know this is the April Fool's video, but I 100% agree with what you said about all the crafting diagrams. I collect everything as I go and the non-witcher items only serve to clog up the crafting menus. I have never crafted a single one of those things and wish you could hide them.
EXACTLY
Has to be an April's fool joke
@@xLetalis 💀💀💀
No shit Sherloque
@@AXL.its true this game overrated
@@Hmmm0xRats
I played the witcher 3 for the first time this year and gave up after 40 hours. It took me until the end to realize this was an april fools video because I was actually agreeing with all of his points 💀
I didnt realize this was an april fools joke lol. I really dont see what draws people to this game. It took me 100h to beat the base game and the entire time i was waiting for it to get good which never happened
i picked it up felt tired after Killing the griffen and then realized it's not me there's just a lot of polish to the game missing 💀
Someone stop him! He’s selling Ciri again!
Let's call it renting at this point.
If this wasn't the 1st of April, I must have assumed xLetalis swallowed all the witcher books and got possessed by the book spirit
Imagine Witcher 3 with Red Dead Redemption 2 physics, would be the best game ever.
It would be better but both are literally listed as the two greatest game of all time for many people
I love both games, that's I'm doing full playthrough videos on them again
yeah true i cant enjoy cdpr games because the physics so bad like wtf is this. i never seen how bad the physics like that
Hopefully next witcher game since it's being made in ue5
......I keep forgetting what day it is......😄
yes people are funny on youtube today and everytime I am surprised...
The only thing that bothers me is that during combat mode, you're not allowed to open doors & do other actions outside the combat mode which is kinda frustrating considering there're several quests regarding you to pursue the target
I was about to give this man a whole new type of lecture so aggressive that even his ancestors would feel it until I realized what he was doing
This is eye-opening. I knew the game was bad but I wasn't aware how bad actually. I guess I'll have to go back and check again.
I know your trickery, I won't be fooled so easily. Not again!
This is April fools joke but for those that actually think the game is overrated , you have to understand no game is “perfect” gameplay wise or storytelling wise .
But the fact that tw3 allows so many people to be immersed in the story, gameplay, and world is what makes it a masterpiece .
I literally felt like I wanted to live inside the Witcher world when I was 15 playing this game the first time .
Damn I really wish I felt like this while I playing this game cus I really wanna understand what the hype around this game is about. Last week I legit installed to give it an other chance played it for a couple hours and then uninstalled it. Am I not enjoying it as much because I haven’t read the books? or played the other games? How do yall enjoy this game because I wanna like it too
@@Noir-c9k i havent read the books but enloy it to the maximum. Maybe try to enjoy the scenery, the jokes, the drama, the action. if you like medival and mythological themed games then it shouldnt be a problem. Maybe try to actually learn the game and its lore instead of just playing the game superficially. Make yourself enjoy the idea of a mutant knight who has superhuman abilities that roam the continent alone with two badass swords, killing monsters. you are also playing as a detective sorta. Your every action and choices of words will have a drastic change of the outcome of the game. there is so much more to this game than just it beinhg another open world game.
The date aside, the combat is... irritating at times, many times. If you don't overpower enemies with sign or tank builds, the way Geralt helicopter spins at every random enemy across the map from him makes him more a dancer than a fighter, a bad one at that. 360 leapt at some nameless goon while fighting, they quickly slapped him with a club and I died in 1 hit, evidently the thugs have better fight experience than this nearly 100 year old witcher.
The witcher 3 literally destroy my chance of being able to pay my mortgage on time
Remember the quest with Zoltan the dangerous game? I killed Duke at the end but after some days I visited the sewer and found him alive and standing inside the sewer where I killed him.
huh, did he say anything?
r/gamingcirclejerk momento
April fools😊
Ah yes, Andrzej Sapkowski is known for his rather cool parkour abilities.
Hmm.. April's fool.. Gotta be
Love that I read that in Geralts voice
This might be an April Fool jokes but some of what he says is actually true.
I still miss having a game this good to play. I completed it and the DLCs three times over. Just a beautiful piece of art. The music, god the music. Oh, and Gwent. I could play just that for hours.
All that i regret in w3 was :
1. not be able to hunt down the last crone if i chose the good ending
2. No follow up on the death of the offieri prince on the sewer
3. The hunt for orianna only become trailer
4. No comeback for Gaunter O Dimm
And last but not least
5. Need 4 more skill slot 😊
Shame this was an April Fools joke, because it is overrated and not a good RPG at all and its combat is indeed trash.
I felt my blood pressure rise reading the title ngl
I just realized half way to the video that it must be april fools and checked the publish date :D
Tbf some of the points of this video are right, like how clunky the movements and combat are, and horse riding.
I know the point of this video was to be sarcastic but I believe the channel's owner aware of TW3's flaws
9 years i have this most overrated game in my PC, don't know why i still waste my time still playing it.
Ah yes, every one of these videos reminds me of the existance of her and the wild hunt, which is something I’m always thankful for.
This game is like a road rage simulator that you're addicted to.
PS: You forgot to mention the horseback combat hitbox problem, not a glitch, but a programming issue. In the knight contest mission in Blood and Wine, you'll notice the dummy hit box has an extremely low chance of being hit. You need to break your horse right next to them just to score one. Even if you do that it'll fail some time.
Now all jokes aside, our mentor in game design online courses bashed the witcher 3 as unimpressive game unironically, since the only effective way to lvl up is as fencer and signs and alchemy are ineffective on their own.
If Witcher and Dragons Dogma had a baby it would be the perfect game. Awesome combat system from Dragons Dogma with the awesome story and lore from Witcher.
Oh yes, and now today when I played I have the same exp of the video 0:11, but with the monster and with the horse, in other parts sometimes also happen uu
"Andrzei Sapkowski would have survived that fall" 🤣🤣🤣
I'll be honest although he is joking the points are to the most part valid. The gameplay, movement, and crafting especially were kinda accurate. This is coming from someone with 250 hours on Witcher 3 btw
Dammit I've been subbed for 4 years and I still fall for these
After 8 playthroughs and hundreds of hours of this game I can safely say it’s one of the worst of all time, would not recommend at all
I never had a game that emotionally wrecked me as much as The Witcher. I made the mistake of reading all of the bandits journals, and some of the graphic descriptions of what they did made me stop playing for a minute. They really captured the evil side of humanity perfectly in this game.
The whole Witcher franchise is trash
Sad thing that combat critique is mostly true. Imagine it having a Cyberpunk level of depth and polish
"Ja tak grający nienawiść w sobie potęguję!" - Sami swoi, parafraza
I, playing like this, intensify my hatred!" - Sami swoi, paraphrase
Game is very trash that i need to keep it playing to find more flaws in it.
It was April Fools, yet this is no joke. Witcher 3 is a plain disappointment.
Yeah, it's so dissapointing there isn't more content.
finally exposing that game properly i see, ive actually taken it upon myself to finish it 5 times, 3 of those on deathmarch and most all playthroughs were completionist ones, about 800 hours. just so i can properly distil my disdain for this game down to the last nuance. and i will keep on putting in time every other month just so i can hate it even more.
Before I saw the video's release date, I thought, "Isn't this the dude who pumped out videos for every Witcher 3 scene for like 2 years?"
I stopped playing as CP-2077 was a bust as I realized what "GOOD" devs they had were gone. And the updates since R trash. And that incluces W3 updates which made the game worse.
HAHAHAHA! xLetalis, my man, it warms my cold, dead heart to see you still making videos on The Witcher 3, even if it is an April Fool's Day joke. 10/10 editing by the way, perfect visual gags.
I honestly hate how you have to play the game to experience the story and characters, just let me do it AFK, absolutely horrid game mechanics for a modern game!
Agreed. It was quite frustrating as I consistently forgot to complete the main quests.
*_You're not... wrong._*
I'm on my second playtrough and i still cant belive how i payed 5 euros for this garbage and dlcs
I'm serious when i say i've never seen a guy so dumb to pick up a game on sale, do a first playthrough and be like "damn, this game sucks", then finishing said playthrough and be like "wow, what a garbage game this was, can't believe o only spent 5 euros on it...let's do It again" and the cycle of utter idiocy repeats like an urboros. Is this an out of season april fools joke?
I know right?! You even flooded with pointless free add-ons instead of a properly organized microtransaction/dlc shop!
That kind of title, referring to almost any game to be honest, would always have to either be automatically and absolutely not worth even clicking, or cheap clickbait itself, or clever trolling. In this case, I placed my bet on the third 😄
Many years later I still compare it to any new game I play and I always realize: it's not bad enough as The Witcher 3 😭
I WAS WAITING FOR THIS ALL DAY
Edit: got very darkest dungeon esque at the end lmao
it was partially inspired by DD and The Raven
This may be an April Fools video, but I've watched it and agree completely unironically.
2:06 About those jumps. Remember Geralt from opening cinematic for Witcher 1? THAT Geralt could have jumped around like that no problem, Assasin's Creed style.
I really did discovered all the question spots in witcher 3 lmfao💀💀
imagine being such a stupid game that it keeps on wasting money on new games because we just buy them to just keep on playing witcher 3
i always get sad when i think about the reasons of state and how bad that whole quest chain ended up being due to lack of time. such a shame...
the weird part is these are all legit complaints i had when playing.
It was an april 1st joke
@@SahekSevenSomeGuy i understand that, it's just some of these are legitimate complaints lol
The only redeeming part of Ard Skellig is the music!
Plot twist: he actually thinks this way and it's not an April fools joke
There are mods that vary the enemy vulnerabilities, rebalance abilities and bombs, disable or redirect candles, fix horse riding, rehaul crafting, etc...
I think I never had the feline master armour. I'm so glad. I must make absolutely certain I don't play the game again just for that.
6:11 "no amount of money 💰"
That line is pure gold! Even though this was an April fools video, that one was from the bottom of xLetalis' heart 😂😂😂
I have spent 300 hours in this game along with 2 DLCS.
But After playing Red Dead Redemption 2 , horse riding in this Witcher 3 feels like im playing 90s arcade game.
I know this is supposed to be sarcastic video but Roach has worst designed horse mechanics, the camera angle and movement is vastly inferior even compares to first RDR1 game.
i wish it was possible to port the horse physics from RDR2 to this game.
Only thing I agree of all this is that the horse gets stuck everywhere, I hate that
Im still angry that the cape/cloak/hood and the swords of the trailer arent in the game
They should be the starting swords and level up with the character level
Shit. I didn't get the memo, I'll never get those hundreds of hours back...
Came here to argue when I saw the title but realize its xLetalis
I agree, this game was so poorly made, a common CDPR product, just like Ubisoft!!! Poor quality, numerous bugs and glitches and, most likely, rushed through production without the first f**k given!!! I only bought the game for around $20 dollars. It's the complete edition and pre-owned. For $20 it was worth the price considering everything that came included. After CP2077, I'll not buy anymore games from this company!
you got me last year XLetalis. YOU SHALL NOT FOOL ME THIS YEAR!!!
I love when I'm caught by an April fool for a couple of minutes at least until I see the description :D
Hadn't touched it since 18'. Got sucked in again. Forgot about that alcoholic vampire contract. About 100 hours in once again.
Great April Fool's video. Still one of the highest rated games on Steam, and then there's the amazing DLC expansions.
"Any word of my wife...
How about a round of Gwent -witcher...
On my 3rd play through to gather materials for my essay on how trash this game is, on my way to 4th play through but not even one page yet! Someday I will finish it.
Seeing this the day after made me question a lot of things
After absolutely getting involved in the story and thinking Geralt is an absolute badass, I can agree. The worst game ever. I cannot believe I wasted 150 hours playing this horrible game.
reading the title almost gave me a heart attack
Aw I was admittedly disappointed by the end considering April fools. Still though, I love to hate Witcher 3 despite all of it's really grating flaws, but there are great things about the game as well.
At first I was like WTF, xLetailis saying Witcher 3 is overrated, then I realized it's April's Fools. Thank You mate :)
This man would make me go for 5th run to verify if it game is still bad
finally someone said it. and fuck cyberpunk too while we are at it. CDPR just doesn't know what RPGs are supposed to be all about.
Parody video aside, I will say the only thing that ever prevents me continuing a new run of this game is the awful beginning of the game, and the fact the combat system really isnt that great too, doesn't help alleviate that 3 hour slogfest much. The rest of the game mmm chefs kiss, marvelous.
This is what happens when you listen to the hive mind. The game is truly a very bland boring game. Visually stunning but lacking any depth in gameplay.
You Either Die a Hero or Live Long Enough to See Yourself Become the Villain
Xletalis became a prime example of it