Here's Your Everclear Review, Damnit!

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @mr.waffles8739
    @mr.waffles8739 3 года назад +20193

    The 5% thats not alcohol is the little bit of air between the everclear and the cap

    • @AlexanderIrwin
      @AlexanderIrwin 3 года назад +570

      Not wanting to get nerdy but getting above 95% is very difficult. Alcohol is hydroscopic which means it attracts water. In case you were wondering.

    • @Wehra96
      @Wehra96 3 года назад +264

      @@AlexanderIrwin it's relatively simple to do but you can't distill it to above that. the biggest annoyance is keeping the ethanol "dry".

    • @AlexanderIrwin
      @AlexanderIrwin 3 года назад +35

      @@Wehra96 Like a great Martini ;-)

    • @rjhaney2614
      @rjhaney2614 3 года назад +28

      @@Wehra96 so that’s what dry means.

    • @drywater_
      @drywater_ 3 года назад +46

      @@rjhaney2614 no

  • @scottmanley
    @scottmanley 3 года назад +23391

    190 proof ethanol alcohol is the same concentration of alcohol in the rocket fuel used to launch Alan Shepard into space.

    • @br4v0guy
      @br4v0guy 3 года назад +955

      That's a real fun fact!

    • @oryxland3994
      @oryxland3994 3 года назад +1035

      I guess when you run into a random Scott Manley comment in the wild on an unexpected video that's a good omen? I'll just assume it is, for what I'm not sure but I'll take it.

    • @unemployedwineguy
      @unemployedwineguy  3 года назад +4255

      Nice! Or in other words, I should not have done this?

    • @actioncheese
      @actioncheese 3 года назад +353

      Everclear... Fly safe

    • @TheBearJew1309
      @TheBearJew1309 3 года назад +220

      Scott wtf are you doing here?

  • @directed4703
    @directed4703 3 года назад +7674

    The great thing about everclear is that when you vomit, it's already clean

    • @ericthorpe5670
      @ericthorpe5670 3 года назад +114

      Well, sterilized at least. Clean...?

    • @ericbailey6779
      @ericbailey6779 3 года назад +282

      Except for the chunks of your soul that come up with it. lol

    • @RedEye19
      @RedEye19 3 года назад +50

      Excluding any inherent tissue loss of course.

    • @lucilavendel
      @lucilavendel 3 года назад +1

      😂

    • @cdc194
      @cdc194 3 года назад +4

      And if not you'll have sterilized (and maybe pickled) turds.

  • @kei2kei
    @kei2kei 2 года назад +4722

    The fact that he was inebriated from the 1st glass, then he smelled from the bottle, and his drunkenness became a form of alertness shows how strong Everclear is.

    • @AwesomeOddball
      @AwesomeOddball Год назад +307

      He's playing it up, everclear is about twice the proof of vodka so this is the equivalent of INGESTING double the amount of vodka, or it would be if he didn't spit it out. Not to say he should've drank it, that would be incredibly dangerous, however, he's definitely playing it up because I don't think the tolerance of a man who drinks for a living would be that low.

    • @Jmiah-j7v
      @Jmiah-j7v Год назад

      You can't be that dumb

    • @MikeNolan_Councilman
      @MikeNolan_Councilman Год назад +122

      ​@@AwesomeOddballwe used to do a shot of everclear after long surf sessions, you can feel it burn the whole way down to your stomach. Stopped doing that after learning it's terrible for your throats lining 😅

    • @AUniqueHandleName444
      @AUniqueHandleName444 Год назад

      Reminds me of college@@MikeNolan_Councilman

    • @Jkev24
      @Jkev24 Год назад +53

      ​@@MikeNolan_Councilmanhaha yeah you're supposed to dilute it with something, not take it straight.
      I of course have done it once and I rather take a shot of the $2 tequila shots from a plastic bottle from a brand I've never heard of in a dive bar than do another shot of everclear.
      I haven't tried Mallort yet though, so maybe that'll bump everclear off its throne of worst shot.

  • @GirlfriendReviews
    @GirlfriendReviews 3 года назад +12802

    This isn't a review of wine. This is a review of paint thinner.

    • @bryanxie
      @bryanxie 3 года назад +90

      I love you Shelby

    • @Grif91
      @Grif91 3 года назад +70

      Holy crap. I just came across this video on Reddit, decide to check the comments, and am blown away to see a comment (not related to video games) from one of my favorite channels (related to video games). What a way to start the last day of 2020!

    • @LMoVO
      @LMoVO 3 года назад +43

      Is this a good place to request a girlfriend reviews of everclear? Also would love to know the chain of "hol' up a minute"s that brought you here 🍸

    • @devint2409
      @devint2409 3 года назад +12

      Wow, what a random video to see one of my favorite youtubers at

    • @DustinRodriguez1_0
      @DustinRodriguez1_0 3 года назад +1

      No, that's bourbon.

  • @Billoreillyz
    @Billoreillyz 3 года назад +7370

    "I feel flammable now" is the best description of Everclear I ever heard

    • @drakemcfee9138
      @drakemcfee9138 3 года назад +4

      Yup....

    • @stevenherd9799
      @stevenherd9799 3 года назад +2

      Anybody got a match!!lol💯

    • @maxcastin4777
      @maxcastin4777 3 года назад +1

      Well thx I don’t have to watch now

    • @hampustornros
      @hampustornros 3 года назад +9

      Meanwhile in Russia:
      I guess it's a bit boozy?

    • @pozmarciv
      @pozmarciv 3 года назад +3

      It tastes like pain .. Lol

  • @burningchrome70
    @burningchrome70 3 года назад +2368

    Upon seeing him pour that first glass I sat up straight and instantly became concerned for his well-being.

    • @kevinreese4358
      @kevinreese4358 3 года назад +20

      Same

    • @pws3rd170
      @pws3rd170 3 года назад +9

      I’m fairly certain this shut is best when downed from a shot glass

    • @austinblair1463
      @austinblair1463 3 года назад +101

      Me too I was like dudes about to die. Didn’t know he tastes and spits it out. Which is fine for everclear. It’s literally just like the flavors of rubbing alcohol. But even more volatile

    • @shartbake1134
      @shartbake1134 3 года назад +73

      Isopropyl (rubbing alcohol) metabolizes into formaldehyde and can cause severe brain damage and organ failure. Don't drink that stuff, it will kill you.

    • @jhoughjr1
      @jhoughjr1 3 года назад +4

      i saw a chick chug the neck out of one.
      Blew my mind .

  • @shadowblade9385
    @shadowblade9385 Год назад +1222

    We could turn this guy into Jim Carrey with enough Everclear

    • @fallsprig4581
      @fallsprig4581 9 месяцев назад +30

      jim carrey was a sunday school teacher before we got some everclear in him

    • @NickDrinksWater
      @NickDrinksWater 8 месяцев назад +7

      Cheers I'll drink to that bro

    • @Blueoceandog
      @Blueoceandog Месяц назад +2

      Or a corpse. A funny corpse.

    • @DeandaGe
      @DeandaGe Месяц назад

      Honestly I see it lmfao

    • @mancomecanico
      @mancomecanico Месяц назад +1

      You can turn pretty much anyone into Jim Carrey with enough Everclear. Hell, you can turn the pope into peak The Mask era Jim Carrey with little more than half a bottle

  • @idontknowyou9531
    @idontknowyou9531 3 года назад +2284

    This video is 4 minutes but in reality that man was standing there for like 30 minutes fathering courage to drink that shit

    • @Destroyanad
      @Destroyanad 2 месяца назад +52

      Can confirm. Had to take a shot due to a throat infection, and i was sitting on my bed for a solid half hour. It worked though, the infection was gone by next morning.

    • @mr.peppermint9994
      @mr.peppermint9994 2 месяца назад +6

      @@Destroyanaddamn really?

    • @BiggusNickus
      @BiggusNickus Месяц назад +59

      @@Destroyanad Can't have a throat infection if your throat evaporated.

    • @poika22
      @poika22 Месяц назад

      I had a shot of 97% medical alcohol as a dare when I was like 18. It went down. Burnt. Then that's that. It doesn't have any mythical powers. Drinking 2.5 shots of regular 40% vodka back-to-back will have the same effect (except burn less).

    • @Dude8718
      @Dude8718 Месяц назад +8

      @@Destroyanad the time i took a shot of that, i woke up with a sore throat from how it chemically burned it lol

  • @clouis906
    @clouis906 3 года назад +4795

    This is probably the classiest anyone in human history has ever looked while drinking Everclear.

    • @phonytexts
      @phonytexts 3 года назад +10

      Lol probably right

    • @blex5579
      @blex5579 3 года назад +31

      the missing belt gave it away tho ^^

    • @crazeeaz
      @crazeeaz 3 года назад +101

      Probably the first time it's ever been poured into a glass actually made of glass

    • @MoltenMouseMetal
      @MoltenMouseMetal 3 года назад +21

      Only if you count drinking it straight.
      It's actually one of the best options for spiking a punch-bowl, and typically the folks at such conventions are particularly dapper.

    • @blackoceancreativeuniverse
      @blackoceancreativeuniverse 3 года назад +17

      His "standing up" skills are really impressive. Some percentage of humans would be mumbling under the counter by 3rd swish.

  • @jstnhws2011
    @jstnhws2011 3 года назад +3217

    Swishing everclear. What a champion.

    • @unemployedwineguy
      @unemployedwineguy  3 года назад +865

      Champion is one word for it.

    • @theelectricant98
      @theelectricant98 3 года назад +137

      at least his mouth is very clean now

    • @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa2004
      @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa2004 3 года назад +85

      @@unemployedwineguy There's an urban legend that the bottle used to have a "may cause blindness" label on it due to some distillation problems allowing methanol into the mix.

    • @palomapineda4551
      @palomapineda4551 3 года назад +14

      i hit like on this comment before even starting the video lol

    • @criscojesus4378
      @criscojesus4378 3 года назад +9

      I read your comment as "Swedish everclear"

  • @LongWalker730
    @LongWalker730 Год назад +412

    Actually as a kid my mom always had a plastic bottle of ever clear she mixed with water for house chores, cleaning, a solvent, disinfectant, and even a Firestarter in the winter. Useful for all sorts of things except drinking.

    • @neverstopschweiking
      @neverstopschweiking 10 месяцев назад +10

      I have 98% alcohol at home, pharmacy spirit. As strong as it gets without literally draining moisture from the air. You can drink it, it's good for sore throat. However the best use is for homemade liqueurs. Much cheaper option for cleaning and starting fire is denatured alcohol.

    • @LongWalker730
      @LongWalker730 10 месяцев назад +28

      @@neverstopschweiking drinking alcohol when i have a sore throat sounds like torture

    • @neverstopschweiking
      @neverstopschweiking 10 месяцев назад +10

      @@LongWalker730 It's like putting iodine tincture on a wound. It is a bit painful, but it will help the healing a lot. When I have a sore throat I prefer alcohol to pills. I work in a pharmaceutical industry. Even doctors I know prefer a few shots of alcohol. Unless it's something that needs to be treated with antibiotics, few shots of distilled alcohol (local popular one is slivovice, a plum brandy distilled to 52-54%) will be more helpful.
      If you want to drink something over80% alcohol, the trick is avoiding breathing the fumes in. That's what's painful, not the alcohol in the throat.

    • @Heckinwhatonearth
      @Heckinwhatonearth 9 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@neverstopschweikingI've been to rural Poland. The Home brewed sliwowice I had was closer to 70% 😂

    • @neverstopschweiking
      @neverstopschweiking 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@Heckinwhatonearth Slivovice is plum brandy. Im Poland, in Silesia, Galicia, it was mostly produced by Jews for business rather than locals for direct consumption and they tended to make it stronger (some say for easier hiding, some say to make it cleaner and better-tasting). My grandfather distilled calvados to 80% and diluted it with water back to 40% for a better taste.

  • @Ninjya44
    @Ninjya44 3 года назад +3485

    Everclear actually helped me to having a panic attack and quit drinking. I highly recommend it.

    • @nick.100
      @nick.100 Год назад +56

      It helped u have the panic attack?

    • @donaldtrumplover2254
      @donaldtrumplover2254 Год назад +122

      @@nick.100 Alcohol has weird affects on people

    • @yongyea4147
      @yongyea4147 Год назад +11

      You are a saint and a scholar.

    • @jeremyfisher8512
      @jeremyfisher8512 11 месяцев назад +21

      This comment sounds like this happened just before posting

    • @macgyvervanschwartzenstall4662
      @macgyvervanschwartzenstall4662 10 месяцев назад +69

      I drank a bottle when I got back from Iraq. It caused me to quit drinking. Thanks, Everclear.

  • @brianpease
    @brianpease 3 года назад +2329

    the perfect palette cleanser between servings of Four Loko

    • @unemployedwineguy
      @unemployedwineguy  3 года назад +592

      We shall agree to disagree.

    • @quarkmasters
      @quarkmasters 3 года назад +33

      @@unemployedwineguy That's because it's best between Clamatos, where they become precious relief.

    • @MsBELLE7
      @MsBELLE7 3 года назад +10

      For a refresher you should try St. Chapel Soft Huckleberry.
      My boyfriends favorite to go to sleep with after a night of partying haha.

    • @arnoldsherrill6305
      @arnoldsherrill6305 3 года назад +16

      Not not just no... But hell no! The thought of both of these in your system sends shivers down my spine and not from anticipation

    • @EliseOfTheValley
      @EliseOfTheValley 3 года назад +12

      The ol uni two step

  • @rhabeebrhabeeb3250
    @rhabeebrhabeeb3250 3 года назад +1322

    For anyone in the comment section who has never tried Everclear, this review is 100% accurate. Wait a moment after consuming to light a cigarette if you value your facial hair.

    • @jamesbeattie8800
      @jamesbeattie8800 3 года назад +95

      Or don't and become a dragon.

    • @Ramen10420
      @Ramen10420 3 года назад +45

      If you have to have a cigarette after a terrible experience like this, light it with another cigarette.

    • @Ogrethephreak
      @Ogrethephreak 3 года назад +63

      Have actually witnessed someone downing 4 shots of everclear, then lighting a cig and exhaling fire.

    • @gaussfrigate970
      @gaussfrigate970 3 года назад +32

      I've had a friend turn into a firebender with that shit and almost burned down the building we were in

    • @GG-pq1pz
      @GG-pq1pz 3 года назад +23

      I remember my friend and I were doing shots and seeing who could take it without a chaser, as soon as you take the shot your mouth would instantly dry up and I remember we just stared at each other as we started drooling because of it lmao

  • @eddiespaghetti54321
    @eddiespaghetti54321 Год назад +152

    This stuff is great, super multipurpose. It works as a mixer to get you fucked up, it works as a cleaning solvent, it works for disinfecting wounds, and it works as mouthwash. I’m pretty sure I’ve used grain spirit for more things that aren’t drinking related.

    • @LongWalker730
      @LongWalker730 Год назад +9

      I have used it as a Firestarter in the winter. If you mix 3 parts every clear with 1 part water it lasts longer and is still about 70% alcohol which is ideal for cleaning, disinfecting etc. Plus if you are in an emergency you can drink it unlike isopropyl. It's insanely practical.

  • @justsomeguy5373
    @justsomeguy5373 3 года назад +1718

    Ever clear is meant to be an additive to “turbo charge” mixed drinks, and not meant to be had on it’s own. Unless you are in a frat, or recently divorced.

    • @AlexR2648
      @AlexR2648 3 года назад +85

      Or for making liqueurs

    • @brycealthoff8092
      @brycealthoff8092 3 года назад +181

      Or have lost the will to live.

    • @brandonbrown3600
      @brandonbrown3600 3 года назад +59

      Or want to destroy your sense of taste to down other shitty alcoholic drinks.

    • @CrypteGardien
      @CrypteGardien 3 года назад +3

      I'm one of the two

    • @boofmcgoof1534
      @boofmcgoof1534 3 года назад +51

      Meh,you grow accustomed to the taste of it.
      Used it to start the grill,would take a few shots before & after...& during...good stuff,for keeping you warm while you BBQ in the snow...

  • @chrissheffield5468
    @chrissheffield5468 3 года назад +1230

    As a fellow unemployed sommelier, I salute you. As a current Paramedic student, I recommend you follow up with your Primary Care Physician.

    • @spoondancer2230
      @spoondancer2230 3 года назад +18

      I mean he's more sober than 90% of the ETOH homeless patients we pick up regularly haha

    • @Andybruff
      @Andybruff Год назад +5

      Hey, two years later now, are you a paramedic now?

    • @chrissheffield5468
      @chrissheffield5468 Год назад +15

      @@Andybruff I still have my Cert, but am now employed at a hospital on a Med Surge floor. I work private ambulance for awhile too.

    • @Andybruff
      @Andybruff Год назад

      @@chrissheffield5468 congrats!

    • @Kyle12krug
      @Kyle12krug Год назад +2

      Congrats man!!

  • @wcs792
    @wcs792 3 года назад +5478

    Everclear: as strong as we can make it without directly picking a fight with physics.

    • @RangerOfTheOrder
      @RangerOfTheOrder 3 года назад +335

      Literally. To get it any stronger you have you start to using molecular sieves and other scientific witchcraft.

    • @pulykamell
      @pulykamell 3 года назад +116

      @@RangerOfTheOrder Not quite literally. Polish grain alcohol (available in the US) , Spirytus, is 192 proof. :) Also comes in a 151 bottling for places where that's the legal limit.

    • @explosu
      @explosu 3 года назад +181

      @@RangerOfTheOrder Not difficult enough to be called 'witchcraft' lol, we had liters of >=99.5% in our lab. You could break past the azeotrope for a lot cheaper if you didn't care about your spectroscopy results, but if you don't have time for that or if you want to blow as much as you would on 20 year old scotch on undrinkably pure ethanol, *fingerguns* Sigma-Aldritch.

    • @MaliaMydnight
      @MaliaMydnight 3 года назад +5

      Oh my god this is the comment that got me. 😂😂

    • @JZH10000
      @JZH10000 3 года назад +6

      @@explosu so howd you do it and why should it only be when we dont care about the spectrometer results.
      I'm assuming you're talking about methanol contamination or something

  • @docmach8794
    @docmach8794 3 года назад +901

    When my Dad was in the Army Air Corp, he had a buddy slam a 1/2 pint of it.
    They rolled him into the trunk and checked on him for 2 days till he finally woke up.
    There was no such thing as alcohol toxicity then.
    Just Blain Damblidge.

    • @azazellon
      @azazellon Год назад +24

      I know this is a year old, but...why in a trunk, of all places?

    • @Slimtheghoul
      @Slimtheghoul Год назад +45

      @@azazellonprobably on a deployment not a lot of resources or pit stops 😭not like they stay In a hotel

    • @docmach8794
      @docmach8794 Год назад +37

      @@azazellon
      It was a time before alcohol toxicity wasn't really understood.
      Then is was a place to keep him out of trouble while they drove around and to sleep it off.

    • @TheDennys21
      @TheDennys21 Год назад +1

      @@docmach8794 when was this?

    • @docmach8794
      @docmach8794 Год назад +7

      @@TheDennys21 Late 40's, early 50's.

  • @noshankyouvm
    @noshankyouvm 3 года назад +1649

    "pairs with black holes and death metal"
    This is the most accurate thing I have ever heard.

    • @g33dav3y
      @g33dav3y 3 года назад +8

      Thanks for quoting that, I couldn't understand it.

    • @jefftragheit
      @jefftragheit 3 года назад +6

      Accurate as hell tbh

    • @phiziognius
      @phiziognius 3 года назад

      =)

    • @chalor182
      @chalor182 3 года назад +3

      Fiddle music*

    • @migthulhu
      @migthulhu 3 года назад +2

      Was supposed to chase it with Milwaukee's Best

  • @abegrey740
    @abegrey740 3 года назад +1663

    LOL. Smells like alcohol. With notes of alcohol. This is gold.

    • @theconspiracytheorists4910
      @theconspiracytheorists4910 3 года назад +23

      Not gold. Just more alcohol.

    • @LunaticTheCat
      @LunaticTheCat 3 года назад +8

      The way he tries to review it like he would review a wine 🤣🤣🤣

    • @HolyKhaaaaan
      @HolyKhaaaaan 3 года назад +9

      And he's so damn annoyed because he knows exactly what he's reviewing and can't imagine why anyone would want a description of it.

  • @GreatKawaiiGod
    @GreatKawaiiGod 3 года назад +795

    The cheapest drink I made was everclear and a 2 liter of off brand grape soda. It cost about 20 bucks and got many people sick. Good times

    • @rampageblizzard
      @rampageblizzard Год назад +13

      Lmaooo I’ll have to try that if me and a bunch of friends ever want to get drunk lol

    • @adamseidel9780
      @adamseidel9780 Год назад +26

      Lol, not even CLOSE to enough mixer!

    • @RJ-wx3fh
      @RJ-wx3fh 11 месяцев назад

      @@rampageblizzard tip from a late 20 something, do yourself a favour and stick to beer/cider or mix your drinks down below 10%/20 proof. You'll still get drunk, but straight spirits can make you puke or cause actual alcohol poisoning relatively easily if you've not got the extra water from mixers etc. to flush it through your system efficiently.
      I'm not saying i've never drunk too much, but it wasn't pleasant by the end of the night and the hangover was abominable.

    • @danielrafa6122
      @danielrafa6122 10 месяцев назад +4

      I used sparkling grape juice, agreed good times

    • @liar-888
      @liar-888 9 месяцев назад

      You gotta try it with lemon, salt, hot sauce, lemon sparkling water and a Gatorade of your choice to make it good

  • @ivancolonna7520
    @ivancolonna7520 Год назад +203

    I remember dealing with Everclear in 2017 during the Marine Corps Ball in Las Vegas. My fellow Marine chugged this stuff, he knocked out, and myself and another Marine found him drowning in his own vomit. We saved his life, by turning him on his side so that he could breathe again. For the record, we didn’t clean up the puddle of puke, and well, I never have or will drink Everclear.

  • @hacksawjimthuggin4957
    @hacksawjimthuggin4957 3 года назад +2602

    “You would only drink this on a dare, and I would tell the truth.” Lol

    • @AnimeSunglasses
      @AnimeSunglasses 3 года назад +9

      Yeah, that was a QUALITY line.

    • @grantrichardet6250
      @grantrichardet6250 3 года назад +1

      Don’t drink it!! Even on a dare

    • @gorrillawarfair
      @gorrillawarfair 3 года назад +7

      @young98 if you're already hammered you really shouldnt be drinking everclear

    • @dogfoot1874
      @dogfoot1874 3 месяца назад +3

      I've seen one dude sip 95% I gave to him like it was a fine wine
      I told him to just down it but his dumb ass kept sipping it from the glass on multiple occasions
      Good way to get ulcers ASAP

  • @GracieBeatty1
    @GracieBeatty1 3 года назад +1020

    “You can pair it with black holes and death metal”
    Yep, immediately subscribed

  • @Shaun-vy9vi
    @Shaun-vy9vi 3 года назад +3116

    we made "jungle juice" years ago. we soaked orange slices in everclear. The next day, after the party, we discarded the orange slices in the back yard. Bees started to collect an eat the slices. A bit later, there was also a pile of dead bees in our back yard. So if you ever have a bee problem... this is my Martha Stewart life-hack.

    • @figglewiggle5826
      @figglewiggle5826 3 года назад +378

      One time, when I was 20, me and my cousin found everclear at my grandma’s house. We got wasted and threw up all over her deck. We were nervous in the morning about our spew being there, but low and behold, not a trace of vomit left, only hundreds of tiny dead flies.

    • @draggedtv6888
      @draggedtv6888 3 года назад +28

      @@figglewiggle5826 Bahahaha thats amazing

    • @justinberg3616
      @justinberg3616 3 года назад +289

      Dead bees are not a good thing

    • @ithinkweregoingtoneedabigg8525
      @ithinkweregoingtoneedabigg8525 3 года назад +11

      @@rental3190 bees are not endangered where do you get your stupidity

    • @Youtubeuser1aa
      @Youtubeuser1aa 3 года назад +170

      Don’t kill bees

  • @alabaster1913
    @alabaster1913 Месяц назад +19

    As a non-drinker 0:56 is my reaction to every drink my very lovely family and friends offer me to try.

  • @herebejamz
    @herebejamz 3 года назад +1071

    I don't know why youtube brought me here, but I'm sorry you did this.

    • @charlie15627
      @charlie15627 3 года назад +15

      I’m not sorry
      My eyes are still watering from the laughter

    • @alphya0496
      @alphya0496 3 года назад +5

      RUclips also brought me here and I'm thankful for it.

    • @MassivePonyFan
      @MassivePonyFan 3 года назад +6

      No idea why I'm here but I like it.

    • @lukereinhardt9768
      @lukereinhardt9768 3 года назад

      Worst shot in have ever done in my life. It literally took my breath away. I like getting drunk. But fuckkkkk everclear

    • @kaythreefox6005
      @kaythreefox6005 3 года назад

      btw: Im 420 LIT!!!!

  • @perciusmandate
    @perciusmandate 3 года назад +1276

    Watching him gradually transform into drunk Jim Carey was utterly fascinating.

    • @thermalheater9778
      @thermalheater9778 3 года назад +13

      You hit the nail on the head

    • @YARPZProductions
      @YARPZProductions 10 месяцев назад +6

      Kinda reminded me of Jim Lahey as it hit him 🤣

    • @samanthat5445
      @samanthat5445 2 месяца назад +3

      ​@@YARPZProductions He's gonna let the liquor do the thinking now

  • @davidwhite2608
    @davidwhite2608 3 года назад +1239

    My brother took a shot of it and was almost instantly wasted. He said “It takes all the work out of getting drunk.”

    • @SmEiF-
      @SmEiF- 3 года назад +75

      its why i drink it. i get sick if i drink a bunch of fluids and to get drunk you have to, yep you guessed it. drink lots of fluids. so i drink 3 or 4 shots and then sip on a mixed drink to keep my buzz, and by mixed i mean literally just everclear with a packet of kool aid in it lol it makes it drinkable if that kerosene tasting shit can even be considered drinkable

    • @Nickname-tb9td
      @Nickname-tb9td 3 года назад +13

      lol. Lightweights.

    • @silverfang4583
      @silverfang4583 3 года назад +12

      @@Nickname-tb9td I mean to get instantly drunk is a little weird
      But remember the quicker you drink alcohol the more it effects you and 1 shot of ever clear is like finish 2 and a quarter beers instantly

    • @Nickname-tb9td
      @Nickname-tb9td 3 года назад +8

      @@silverfang4583, 2 and a quarter beers? That wouldn't even be enough to give me a buzz.

    • @Thalanox
      @Thalanox 3 года назад +19

      @@SmEiF- 8 standard drinks at once, and you keep drinking the stuff to "maintain your buzz"?

  • @SBOTac
    @SBOTac 4 месяца назад +57

    As a young lad in 2010, i made the mistake of making jello shots with everclear. I made purple, blue, and red. The purple essentially turned lavender and the other two became a murky version of their respective colors. Need less to say, anyone who ate more than 2 were passed out in the front yard and had either vomited or pissed themselves.

    • @eliwhite5548
      @eliwhite5548 Месяц назад +2

      2 shots of everclear is only 4 shots of normal liquor. What kind of extreme lightweights were you drinking with?

    • @knavenformed9436
      @knavenformed9436 Месяц назад +6

      @@eliwhite5548 It's also the concentration that matters when it hits
      6 shots a night between drinks? Not a problem
      Once had a double shot of only 68% Absinthe in one go, and after a while felt more drunk than having 16 portions of drinks at a moderate pace.

    • @anthonyphillips7642
      @anthonyphillips7642 Месяц назад +1

      @@eliwhite5548he said “more than 2” so 6 normal shots within the course of an hour or two while also drinking

    • @eliwhite5548
      @eliwhite5548 Месяц назад

      @knavenformed9436 6 shots is also not enough to cause people to pass put on the front lawn unless they're 80 pounds. As a freshman in college with basically no drinking experience beforehand, I knocked back 16 shots in 30 minutes, and I wasn't passed out in a random place. I was throwing up and crying, but I made it back to my bed.

    • @knavenformed9436
      @knavenformed9436 Месяц назад

      @@eliwhite5548
      His story definitely has some hyperbole, though I don't think they partied with Everclear Jello as the only alcoholic consumable either.

  • @unemployedwineguy
    @unemployedwineguy  3 года назад +1754

    Thanks for the one million views, people! Really takes the sting out of my mouth!

    • @Zayl1016
      @Zayl1016 3 года назад +38

      You earned it, hope your eyesight returns!

    • @Viper-rf7qu
      @Viper-rf7qu 3 года назад +7

      You don’t have to quit now. Maybe Abby and Phoebe will look at you as a success now 🙌🏻

    • @VictoryAviation
      @VictoryAviation 3 года назад +2

      Nailed it!

    • @kinkpanteah
      @kinkpanteah 3 года назад +3

      I got a buzz watching a second time. Thanks guy.

    • @teekotrain6845
      @teekotrain6845 3 года назад +2

      This video hurts so good. You are a trooper.

  • @intothewater1279
    @intothewater1279 3 года назад +2268

    For the people who don’t know, this is literally supposed to just be a carrier to make other flavored alcohols and liqueurs, it’s not even advised that you drink it with a mixer it’s that strong

    • @m.rogers9490
      @m.rogers9490 Год назад +125

      EXACTLY RIGHT . I WAS SAYING I USE IT TO MAKE COLOGNE WITH INSTEAD OF BUYING PERFUMERS ALCOHOL .

    • @mro4ts457
      @mro4ts457 Год назад +93

      Do I… put it in my cars gas tank if I can’t drink it?
      I mean, one way or another, either I’m driving drunk tonight or the car is

    • @blargcoster
      @blargcoster Год назад +60

      IIRC it even says on the bottle it isn't meant for human consumption as is. If you mix it half n half with water, you get cheap vodka. I got a few bottles in the basement for shtf.

    • @blargcoster
      @blargcoster Год назад +18

      ​@@mro4ts457You could, yeah. Might run funny, though.

    • @ValTek_Armory
      @ValTek_Armory Год назад +18

      I use it to make extracts

  • @robcampbell3235
    @robcampbell3235 3 года назад +1701

    "One Everclear"
    "Two Everclear"
    "Three Everclear"
    ....Floor...

    • @jacesaces15
      @jacesaces15 3 года назад +73

      “One evercleeeeee... floor”

    • @jamesbeattie8800
      @jamesbeattie8800 3 года назад +23

      The best way to drop like the sac of grains used to make this shit.

    • @TylerM4936
      @TylerM4936 3 года назад +6

      Yea... First time drinking had 2½ cups of jungle juice and a shot of everclear on an empty stomach, didn't go great

    • @darkshadowsvideo
      @darkshadowsvideo 3 года назад +2

      Do malort

    • @robcampbell3235
      @robcampbell3235 3 года назад

      @Nathan Swain agreed - used to make serviceberry liquor with it. Really brings out the almond/blueberry flavor. Used to also drink it straight because itd get a person toasted in 10-15 minutes. And youd be soberish in a couple hours with no hangover. Of course it melts your insides eventually so there's that...

  • @tjtaylor5273
    @tjtaylor5273 2 года назад +78

    I remember why 1st shot of EverClear. I legit didn’t even feel like I swallowed it. It honestly felt like it evaporated in my mouth before it even got the chance to make its way down

  • @sethgilbertson2474
    @sethgilbertson2474 3 года назад +1151

    “Tastes like...
    The casual cruelty of the universe.”
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @marihawley
    @marihawley 3 года назад +1340

    My dad used to buy Everclear by the case, he worked with lasers (in the 80s and 90s) and they used it to clean parts.

    • @codylongoria4152
      @codylongoria4152 3 года назад +27

      Damn that's convenient

    • @oxide9679
      @oxide9679 3 года назад +59

      Was that before 99% isopropyl alcohol was available by the 55-gallon drum?

    • @immortalsun
      @immortalsun 3 года назад +18

      Why not use isopropyl alcohol?

    • @darkjak224
      @darkjak224 3 года назад +5

      Those alcohols are not the same

    • @daddyernie2289
      @daddyernie2289 3 года назад +34

      i used to mix this with Grape kool Aid when i was 14

  • @ghostinthecloset
    @ghostinthecloset 3 года назад +311

    The algorithm recommended this to me outta nowhere so I'm gonna interact to help you get to that million because bruh you DESERVE it after doing this to yourself

  • @Grif2501
    @Grif2501 3 года назад +64

    I used to work at a liquor store, I had a few regulars who bought it to drink straight, a one of the would open the bottle to drink right after she left, every time.

    • @kevinfodge2707
      @kevinfodge2707 Год назад +7

      I used to drink this stuff straight lol. One time me and a buddy stayed up for a whole weekend and killed 2 liter bottles. I no longer drink but have nothing against everclear, it was one of my favorite ways to get drunk

    • @lateral1385
      @lateral1385 Год назад +1

      ​@@kevinfodge2707 effective?

    • @kevinfodge2707
      @kevinfodge2707 Год назад +2

      @@lateral1385 absolutely effective 😂 its crazy too, if the first drink of the day was a shot of everclear it just made everything so much more vivid, until the third or fourth shot that is lol

    • @legoyoda9782
      @legoyoda9782 Год назад +10

      @@kevinfodge2707 alcoholism

    • @sofakingonmynuts1438
      @sofakingonmynuts1438 Год назад +1

      See, i am not big on alcohol in general but i had an opportunity to buy and drink everclear, the drink really did feel different, more so than other alcohols, i only ever did a shot or two in a glass of kool aid a day. @@kevinfodge2707

  • @polak.7144
    @polak.7144 3 года назад +806

    In Italy we use 95% alcohol to make homemade liqueurs like limoncello (infused lemon zest, sugar, water and alcohol) and many others. You'd be amazed to see how many things you can make with that. You can pretty much infuse whatever you want, put some simple syrup in it, and you got yourself a great liqueur.

    • @Furluge
      @Furluge Год назад +64

      Yeah generally people in the US don't drink this stuff straight either. It's mostly a bit of nostalgia for the old moonshining days. Usually the type of people who would buy this sort of thing back in the day would put it in a mason jar with some type of fruit, commonly slices of apple.

    • @gregortheoverlander4122
      @gregortheoverlander4122 Год назад +13

      ​@Furluge I wouldn't say no one drinks it as is, but I would say that you are really not meant to. It is meant to be used to make other things.
      And not in the usual don't use this for x *wink*. That companies often do to avoid liability. Everclear is pretty serious about not drinking it straight. Their primary sales come from people making other things/people diluting for parties and stuff.

    • @divinecomedian2
      @divinecomedian2 Год назад

      ​@@Furlugepretty sure no one drinks it straight unless on a dare

    • @adamseidel9780
      @adamseidel9780 Год назад +10

      That’s literally what’s it’s for. People here pretty much use it to make a very large batch of punch. College students are known to mix it into a couple gallons of a drink mix like cool aid, maybe a couple of cans of frozen juice, and serve it out of a sports water jug as several gallons of party punch. One or two bottles will get a large party drunk.

    • @glennmatthews758
      @glennmatthews758 Год назад +3

      I just had a shot of limoncello at my aunts house, they brought a couple bottles from Italy.
      Made me puke about two minutes after I had tht first shot.

  • @SooSmokie
    @SooSmokie 3 года назад +943

    After drinking this, you no longer have a blood alcohol level BAC. It's now the level of blood in your alcohol. ABC

  • @mopar_dude9227
    @mopar_dude9227 3 года назад +119

    We use to use this to make “trash can punch” back when I was in college. We had a 15 gallon kitchen trash can and we would mix in Kool-Aid, sugar, fresh fruit slices, Sprite, and several bottles of Ever Clear and mix the whole thing up with a boat paddle. The next morning, my place would look like the aftermath of Jonestown. Bodies everywhere with Kool-Aid stained counters, floors, and clothing.

    • @wplants9793
      @wplants9793 3 года назад +2

      Mopar_ Dude we called it Wop in Wisconsin.
      Also knows as Jungle Juice is Minnesota.

    • @balkamp8888
      @balkamp8888 3 года назад +1

      Blinker fluid out west... Kept a two liter in the hood behind the blinker

    • @paullayfield
      @paullayfield 3 года назад +2

      We called it jungle juice in philly also

    • @mopar_dude9227
      @mopar_dude9227 3 года назад +1

      @@wplants9793 it was called Jungle Juice here too.

  • @kodeystockton1124
    @kodeystockton1124 3 года назад +57

    As somebody who casually drinks everclear from time to time, I am disgusted by how much of that you drank in one sitting. A single double will fuck you up for hours.
    Also, great video 😀👍🏻

  • @NKBlazer
    @NKBlazer 3 года назад +416

    The word slurring at the end was so fitting for everclear.

    • @jonahabrigo3673
      @jonahabrigo3673 3 года назад +2

      How would you compare a shot of ever clear to beer? Like 1 shot Everclear = 10 12oz beers?

    • @valnovak6687
      @valnovak6687 3 года назад +36

      @@jonahabrigo3673 Just easy math. A 330ml beer (5% ABV) has approximately 1.4 alcohol units (an alcohol unit is 10 grams/12 ml of pure ethanol). A shot (30 ml/1 oz.) of Everclear has about 2.4 units of alcohol. So multiply 1.4×2.4 which equals 3.4, which means that a shot of everclear is like drinking about 3 and a half beers. This is just counting the alcohol volume, however the drunk effects of everclear would be greatly higher, because the alcohol is extremely concentrated.

    • @jonahabrigo3673
      @jonahabrigo3673 3 года назад +6

      @@valnovak6687 Thanks val!!

    • @valnovak6687
      @valnovak6687 3 года назад +14

      @@jonahabrigo3673 I think I made a mistake man. I should've divided, not multiplied. So it should be 2.4÷1.4 which equals 1.7, so 1 everclear shot equals 1.7 330ml beers with a 5% ABV.

  • @kristianelias5791
    @kristianelias5791 3 года назад +371

    "You can pair it with black holes and death metal." Fuck, that got me.

  • @CaitlinH555
    @CaitlinH555 3 года назад +1065

    “Notes of alcohol” GOT ME. 😂

    • @tieracushman7050
      @tieracushman7050 3 года назад +10

      Its alcohol, its alcohol, its alcohol, notes of alcohol. Hahahahahahahahhaahaaha

    • @khi437
      @khi437 3 года назад +7

      That's when I pressed subscribe

  • @TheWhiteDragon3
    @TheWhiteDragon3 3 года назад +28

    This stuff's actually pretty useful to extract aromatic oils from fragrant herbs/fruits to make homemade liquers.

  • @infoscholar5221
    @infoscholar5221 3 года назад +211

    I was in a liquor store with an older friend, years ago, and he pointed to Everclear on the shelf, and said to me, "that stuff is for people with some bad problems."

    • @np9145
      @np9145 3 года назад +5

      or for people who want to use it to make other things, like gin, or tinctures.

    • @craft713
      @craft713 3 года назад +12

      or to get a whole city block hammered for 20$

    • @MrKeserian
      @MrKeserian 3 года назад +3

      @@np9145 I brew mead, and I've used every clear a few times to make extracts for difficult to work with flavors for secondary. A little bit of one of those extracts goes a long way, so it doesn't change the ABV much.

    • @MaddyBlu9724
      @MaddyBlu9724 3 года назад +2

      Yo I worked in the ER for years and met people with some serious alcohol problems, often something like a fifth of whiskey/vodka per day. I never met someone who said they drink this on the regular.

  • @treynegrete3821
    @treynegrete3821 3 года назад +633

    Somebody tricked me into taking a shot of this stuff, telling me it was tequila. I've never felt so close to being a dragon before.

    • @nullvis
      @nullvis Год назад +56

      I chugged this stuff whilst tripping acid and it tasted like water. It had a insanely unique synergy as well

    • @asdfgidji879
      @asdfgidji879 Год назад +4

      hha we gave someone tequila in beer pong without telling them

    • @Gandhi_Physique
      @Gandhi_Physique Год назад

      @@nullvis You chugged everclear? Bullshit. There is a decent chance you wouldn't be here right now.

    • @seanathanbeanathan
      @seanathanbeanathan Год назад +43

      ​@@nullvis My stomach is turning at the thought of this 😂

    • @nullvis
      @nullvis Год назад +32

      @@seanathanbeanathan so is mine. Never do this.

  • @aeipathy_live
    @aeipathy_live 3 года назад +745

    I’ve never seen your channel before, nor have I ever watched anything relating to wine/pure gasoline tasting, but I’m quite happy I stumbled across this.

    • @jimapplebee5322
      @jimapplebee5322 3 года назад +4

      my personal favorite is his review of Fireball.

    • @SuperNuclearUnicorn
      @SuperNuclearUnicorn 3 года назад +3

      @@jimapplebee5322 Malort is the best one

    • @merelaartman1187
      @merelaartman1187 3 года назад +5

      Pure gasoline tasting 😭😭

    • @jimapplebee5322
      @jimapplebee5322 3 года назад +2

      @@SuperNuclearUnicorn You were dead on. Tastes like pond water, from Chernobyl

    • @cleech74
      @cleech74 3 года назад +1

      New to the channel, as well. Thanks for the recommendations in the comments above mine. This is hilarious.😀

  • @lenatraceroxton1363
    @lenatraceroxton1363 Месяц назад +2

    While watching this I was simultaneously shocked and concerned for him that he would drink that much, but also laughing my ass off when he became basically instantly drunk. I hope you're alright dude, you got your million views at least 😂

  • @smolaether
    @smolaether 3 года назад +156

    I’ve had Everclear twice in my life. Once at a housewarming party and another at a karaoke place. I don’t remember anything of those occasions.

    • @DannyJames-z7m
      @DannyJames-z7m 2 месяца назад +1

      U got tricked both times when it says right on the bottle it’s not a finished ingredient and meant to be drank

  • @G8tr1522
    @G8tr1522 3 года назад +414

    "Next up: Rust-Oleum High Gloss Enamel, White. And I will be serving it in this paper bag."

  • @Epicrwh
    @Epicrwh 3 года назад +366

    "you could get 20 mpg on this" lol u actually can run a car on everclear.

    • @HolyKhaaaaan
      @HolyKhaaaaan 3 года назад +14

      At $50/gallon.

    • @ottopartz1
      @ottopartz1 3 года назад +13

      I've been dumping the heads off my still runs in the gas tank for almost 2 decades now.

    • @clothar23
      @clothar23 3 года назад +2

      @@HolyKhaaaaan Way gas prices are going that might soon be cheaper than gasoline.

    • @ytivarg5371
      @ytivarg5371 3 года назад

      @@clothar23 idk where youre from but in america gas prices have actually gone down a lot. they hover around 2 dollars a gallon in the northeast and it used to be 5. I know its much more in Cali. when I went to bermuda it was equivalent of 15 a gallon (adjusted from liters)

    • @clothar23
      @clothar23 3 года назад

      @@ytivarg5371 Well here in Vancouver , BC, Canada it's $ 1.29 a liter. And if I remember correctly a US gallon is just bit under 4 liters so yeah.

  • @SirValiantIII
    @SirValiantIII 2 месяца назад +6

    I remember during Covid a high end grocery store near me was selling everclear by the case. People were literally using it as disinfectant

  • @coconutmango9741
    @coconutmango9741 3 года назад +145

    This is very accurate. It tastes nothing like something any human being ever born should be allowed to drink. It numbed my gums and tongue instantly and I could literally feels the fumes on my tongue upon exhaling. If I had any more I probably would’ve gotten superpowers.

    • @M5R.
      @M5R. 2 года назад +4

      I took a swig of this stuff and stopped salivating entirely.. I kept trying to swallow and ended up puking 5 minutes later 😂

    • @TheArkTheArkTheArk
      @TheArkTheArkTheArk 2 года назад +9

      The superpower is being able to close your eyes and teleport to either a hospital or a holding cell.

    • @PixyEm
      @PixyEm Год назад

      @@TheArkTheArkTheArk Sounds like that "teleporting tea" a certain slav would talk about

  • @joshzimmerman
    @joshzimmerman 3 года назад +148

    I've mixed everclear quite a few times, just need to make sure you don't use very much. I usually mix my vodka like 40/60 (40 being vodka obviously) or 50/50 with orange juice; with everclear you just gotta make sure not to really cross that 10% threshold or you're not gonna enjoy yourself. 10% mix makes a very economical screwdriver. Otherwise, it gets a bad rap, but remember that every vodka ever produced starts life as everclear before it's watered down to 40% ABV.
    Also, a little life hack for you people lucky enough to be reading this: buy a handle of everclear and a gallon of distilled water and mix yourself some 80 proof vodka for dirt cheap. It'll be the smoothest vodka you've ever had too.

    • @Kingidgit
      @Kingidgit 3 года назад +16

      You're a god. I'm doing this because I like alcohol straight, and I'm cheap.

    • @joshzimmerman
      @joshzimmerman 3 года назад +7

      @Nathan Swain You're more of a man than I am then lol. I sometimes mix higher if I want to get trashed super fast, but 60% is way too painful; max I would do at this point in my life is like 30%.

    • @MidNightFreakOZ
      @MidNightFreakOZ 3 года назад +3

      Yeer just like in Russia only we mix this whit beer for more kick

    • @kimkillillasfuq8212
      @kimkillillasfuq8212 3 года назад +9

      I call everclear screwdrivers icepicks, because while similar in appearance, the ice pick does a better job of stabbing a hole in my brain

    • @SmEiF-
      @SmEiF- 3 года назад +9

      shit fellas i just pour kool aid mix into the bottle and take it str8 to the dome no chaser no mixng, pour shake drink get 7 felonies and wake up and do it all again

  • @kgames9403
    @kgames9403 3 года назад +491

    Everclear has plenty of uses, drinking is pretty low on that list

    • @paullayfield
      @paullayfield 3 года назад +18

      Its good for jungle juice & heartburn

    • @NotSoCrazyNinja
      @NotSoCrazyNinja 3 года назад +31

      Would be great as the base of a hand sanitizer, good for cleaning, good for removing glue/ink/stains, good for tinctures and extracts, so many uses, but drinking straight is not one of them. I'd probably dry it for fun at least once if it weren't illegal here. When I do drink, it tends to be 100 proof vodka or 100 proof rum so I'd be interested in how 190 proof would taste. Probably like straight alcohol with notes of alcohol.

    • @v1Broadcaster
      @v1Broadcaster 3 года назад +5

      i just it to clean my face when i shave so i dont get razerburn, and to start fires. also to drink

    • @brownwrench
      @brownwrench 3 года назад

      Good sanitizer or fuel

    • @brownwrench
      @brownwrench 3 года назад

      @@NotSoCrazyNinja a good solvent, which alcohol is

  • @yaksher
    @yaksher 2 года назад +12

    @3:15 well, it got a million views. Congrats. Makes me laugh every time.

  • @michaelcrutchfield9700
    @michaelcrutchfield9700 3 года назад +905

    Pretty sure the algorithm has decided this is going to hit a million lol.

  • @DavidKarlsson-ti6sb
    @DavidKarlsson-ti6sb 3 года назад +243

    I was 15 at a party, and someone bet me 10 bucks I couldn't keep some Everclear down. Unfortunately, it stayed down.

    • @stevejackson9952
      @stevejackson9952 3 года назад +8

      We use to have purple passion which is an ever clear based grape soda that came in a 2ltr.

    • @JoshisJoshisJosh
      @JoshisJoshisJosh 3 года назад +1

      Bless you

    • @glothdrogen
      @glothdrogen 3 года назад

      @@stevejackson9952 oh that 2 liter bottle...I thought it was soda...I was soooo wrong

    • @stevejackson9952
      @stevejackson9952 3 года назад +16

      @@glothdrogen I use to have problems with it. It tasted like soda and I drank it like soda. Then I would time travel to some mystical destination. Some times I would wake up in the woods, or in a friend's car, once I woke up on the 13 green at the local country club. But the scariest place was my own bed because I could never tell if my parents knew the next day when I woke up.

    • @cuntpuncherino
      @cuntpuncherino 3 года назад

      Did you get your money?

  • @samuraichilton
    @samuraichilton 3 года назад +347

    "Tastes like the casual cruelty of the universe." I laughed out loud.

    • @boofmcgoof1534
      @boofmcgoof1534 3 года назад +1

      As some one who used to drink the stuff willingly,I can attest that this is a very accurate description...

  • @carlosr1344
    @carlosr1344 Год назад +10

    Yep drank this my 25th birthday and got so drunk it ruined my life and I have been sober since then.

  • @stevenbarbour1244
    @stevenbarbour1244 3 года назад +840

    The annoyance and anger is palpable and well deserved.

  • @timothybuchser
    @timothybuchser 3 года назад +987

    In the 70's, in college, my brother did shots of this, then lit a joint. He didn't have a beard after that... 😂

    • @jonahabrigo3673
      @jonahabrigo3673 3 года назад +8

      Oh geez, well then

    • @katlynklassen809
      @katlynklassen809 3 года назад +33

      We drank it all the time where I am from. An empty bottle can be lit like a torch for a few seconds.

    • @soso-mx8nb
      @soso-mx8nb 3 года назад +2

      Lol awesome mental image

    • @kylebroflovski6382
      @kylebroflovski6382 3 года назад +7

      Hey another Timothy!
      Do you know how rare we are? Us Timothy's gotta stick together

    • @MrDJAK777
      @MrDJAK777 3 года назад +10

      A full bottle can be lit as a torch for a few seconds too.

  • @fcsjohnnynips
    @fcsjohnnynips 3 года назад +594

    I once got so shithoused on Everclear I lost about 36 hours of my existence.
    It was like I broke the space-time continuum with my liver.

    • @SithLoveChild
      @SithLoveChild 3 года назад +61

      Buddy and me started on a Saturday the next day we collectively remembered was Tuesday

    • @BigBodyBiggolo
      @BigBodyBiggolo 3 года назад +19

      Thats not good, drinking alcohol this strong is exactly the same nearly overdosing on a STRONG benzodiazepines, ofcourse you wont remember the next day

    • @TheGameGetterKuzuri
      @TheGameGetterKuzuri 3 года назад +8

      The last time I had this, I mixed it with cranberry juice. Me and my boy were on co-op Borderlands. Let's just say I played in between passing out

    • @gabrielpineirogarcia2078
      @gabrielpineirogarcia2078 3 года назад +1

      Is that an etilic coma?

    • @boofmcgoof1534
      @boofmcgoof1534 3 года назад +4

      I made a special cake like that.
      Called it "Coma cake"
      Weed & chocolate were the two main ingredients...sugar was a far third or fourth.

  • @musstakrakish
    @musstakrakish 26 дней назад +1

    I love how absolutely done this man is with this review

  • @snailsaredumb9412
    @snailsaredumb9412 3 года назад +547

    "I'll have some more"
    *Sniffs literal death*
    "I can't have anymore"

  • @Psy-Krow
    @Psy-Krow 3 года назад +529

    Ok guys, we've clearly broken him. Can we give the poor guy a break and let him do an actual wine review now?

    • @geoffreyreuther5260
      @geoffreyreuther5260 3 года назад +33

      So, some fine boxed cardboardeaux then?

    • @dreamervanroom
      @dreamervanroom 3 года назад +2

      Aye, We could start with Charles Shaw. It's about eight varieties of the $1.99 (State of California pricing) and then the organic level of Charles Shaw.
      Is it true you can build an entire career over Trader Joe's wines?

    • @thedodging6
      @thedodging6 3 года назад +1

      Sure. Two buck Chuck.

    • @lordalpha6196
      @lordalpha6196 3 года назад

      A nice house wine would be good?
      www.empirewine.com/wine/house-wine-sparkling-rose-375ml-cans-i33821/

    • @MsBELLE7
      @MsBELLE7 3 года назад

      This!! But like gas station wine.

  • @spartan1010101
    @spartan1010101 3 года назад +394

    He shouldn’t drink that, we use it to burn warts off of the mules.

    • @Silenced_by_nazi_youtube
      @Silenced_by_nazi_youtube 3 года назад +21

      Ok Ron

    • @tijmen131
      @tijmen131 3 года назад +33

      It's only legal use is to strip varnish off of speedboats

    • @Snoogums420
      @Snoogums420 3 года назад +7

      I use it to make cannabis tinctureS

    • @Aetherion223
      @Aetherion223 3 года назад

      @@Snoogums420 booyaa I was looking for this comment. Perfect for making RSO.

    • @Snoogums420
      @Snoogums420 3 года назад

      Cerberus noice

  • @calonstanni
    @calonstanni Год назад +5

    I drink it often! I use everclear in my laboratory alcohol lamp and sometimes I drink right out of the lamp when the everclear bottle is empty. I drank nothing BUT everclear for a week in New orleans because I was too broke to drink in a bar. My mouth and throat were DEFINITELY tore up but still, I STAND BY EVERCLEAR! For real. this shit's HANDY!

    • @nuwang2381
      @nuwang2381 Год назад +1

      Fr if you don't u drink vodka instead of ever clear ur privileged af lol

  • @RekietaLaw
    @RekietaLaw 3 года назад +1642

    Oh God, this was great. Do malort!

    • @RekietaLaw
      @RekietaLaw 3 года назад +44

      Oh you did! Fantastic!

    • @eggshapedisraelioperative6317
      @eggshapedisraelioperative6317 3 года назад +23

      Oh hey, it's legal eagle! Very cool!

    • @Frerichs1962
      @Frerichs1962 3 года назад +7

      So are you going to down some Everclear on the inauguration day stream?

    • @RekietaLaw
      @RekietaLaw 3 года назад +36

      @@eggshapedisraelioperative6317 rude

    • @justin2039
      @justin2039 3 года назад +1

      More visibility? Malōrt for life!

  • @CamsAuditions
    @CamsAuditions 3 года назад +204

    If you think he's over playing it, he's not. It be like this straight

    • @msamour
      @msamour 3 года назад

      I had the same experience with Global 94 once.

    • @angrypastabrewing
      @angrypastabrewing 3 года назад +11

      I know. I’ve done this before. A shot of that made me instant drunk in seconds

    • @sabastianheinle9095
      @sabastianheinle9095 3 года назад +25

      Honestly, if anything he's holding it together pretty well.

    • @bogatyr2473
      @bogatyr2473 3 года назад +10

      Given the proof, take a look at how much he drank, then double it for an equivalent amount of whiskey, or by a factor of eight for wine. You drink that much Everclear and you are going to be piss drunk immediately.

    • @batteredskullsummit9854
      @batteredskullsummit9854 3 года назад +4

      Everclear tastes like nothing. The worst part is the flammable fumes that fill up and singe your sinuses after you drink it.

  • @DatPyroGuy
    @DatPyroGuy 3 года назад +631

    Alternate title: Sommelier throws away career by melting tastebuds with Everclear

  • @addictionsucks8848
    @addictionsucks8848 Год назад +9

    Just something to remember, ethanol evaporates very fast, so always be sure to cap it off immediately after pouring when you have such high concentrations

  • @chimericalcupid3872
    @chimericalcupid3872 3 года назад +369

    “Indifference of the Abyss” is a great name for a drink

    • @wolfmanhcc
      @wolfmanhcc 3 года назад +5

      Everclear with a shot of coke for colour.

    • @levischorpioen
      @levischorpioen 3 года назад +5

      Totally calling my space black metal project Indifference of the Abyss

    • @dysastro5362
      @dysastro5362 3 года назад +3

      or a band

    • @CreatorCade
      @CreatorCade 3 года назад +1

      More like a great name for a band.

    • @oxide9679
      @oxide9679 3 года назад +2

      Everclear with a splash of whole milk. Make that shit curdle so hard you have to gnaw on it to get it down. 😂

  • @weshumphrey6299
    @weshumphrey6299 3 года назад +105

    Oh, those college memories that I no longer have.

    • @MrKeserian
      @MrKeserian 3 года назад +3

      Yep. As I said to one of my coworkers, "Ya, sure, I drank everclear in college. I can't tell you what it was like because I no longer have those brain cells.

  • @ViieRahOfficial
    @ViieRahOfficial 3 года назад +182

    When he drunk picked up the bottle and said fuck it imma have more, smelled it and immediately put it down saying im not gonna have more. I felt that, and have done that a few to many times.

    • @austinspencer6201
      @austinspencer6201 3 года назад +2

      Lost it at that part. Yep that's everclear

    • @tybonez1364
      @tybonez1364 3 года назад +3

      yep. smells like regret and tastes like hospitals

  • @SoupInspector
    @SoupInspector 11 месяцев назад +25

    When I took my first shot of 190 everclear it was because I lost a bet. I didn't know it at the time, but I got diagnosed with mono a couple days after because I had a soar throat for a few days. When I took the shot of everclear it literally killed all the mono in my throat and I went without any symptoms for a full 10 hours. It was insane.

  • @northerngiant2915
    @northerngiant2915 3 года назад +128

    That last “I’ll have some more”. I literally yelled “no” out loud! Heart of gold this guy.

  • @zankplus
    @zankplus 3 года назад +447

    Fun fact: The special effects crew on the movie “Alien” used Everclear with green food coloring as the alien’s blood.

  • @Scyber_Official
    @Scyber_Official 3 года назад +241

    I got a tattoo on my elbow after a night of drinking everclear. I have absolutely no recollection of getting it or even being at a tattoo shop or how I got there and back home safely.
    Time Travel Juice.

    • @hug_bug
      @hug_bug 3 года назад +1

      what's the tattoo?

    • @lutherwatson6282
      @lutherwatson6282 3 года назад +7

      “Time travel juice”🤣

    • @kevinburns8473
      @kevinburns8473 3 года назад +6

      I wouldn't even consider is "juice" just time travel fuel 🤣

  • @CcsquirrleyCcsquirrley
    @CcsquirrleyCcsquirrley 2 года назад +59

    i work in liquor retail.. at the end of 2020 when there were hand sanitizer/cleaner shortages i legitimately had the towns sanitation dept. come in and buy a case of everclear. i’m still laughing till this day.
    edit: spelling

    • @micahphilson
      @micahphilson 21 день назад

      Ah, haha, no wonder all those improvised hand sanitizers smelled so bad!

  • @kahopukehau
    @kahopukehau 3 года назад +606

    Best pairings for Everclear: methamphetamines and domestic abuse

    • @MarioThaMonkey
      @MarioThaMonkey 3 года назад +7

      More like self abuse

    • @mrkrebs8282
      @mrkrebs8282 3 года назад +6

      The right way to start off a bender 👌

    • @GG256_
      @GG256_ 3 года назад +4

      Childhood? Is that you?

    • @Deadclown45acp
      @Deadclown45acp 3 года назад +1

      I am stealing this!

    • @hindenburg2006
      @hindenburg2006 3 года назад

      I laughed way too hard at this!🤣🤣🤣

  • @ToastedWaffles_
    @ToastedWaffles_ 3 года назад +199

    Ah yes the "smell it before ingesting it" move, a surefire way to simply not ingesting it. Also known as a rookie mistake.

    • @garrettmarshall7664
      @garrettmarshall7664 3 года назад +8

      Well he reviews alcohol so usually he comments about all parts of the drink in review

    • @ToastedWaffles_
      @ToastedWaffles_ 3 года назад +6

      Oh, I know it's just a mistake later on when he tries to go in for more.

  • @michaelg.294
    @michaelg.294 3 года назад +63

    Oh, it's definitely kickin' in at 2:47; "Good thing I clearned out my calendar for the day."

  • @rons3634
    @rons3634 3 года назад +4

    If you look around youtube you'll find videos of people running their lawn mowers on Everclear instead of gasoline.
    On the bright side, you wouldn't need mouthwash for a few days. Your mouth was the cleanest it had ever been.
    You do a really convincing drunk guy. Very entertaining.
    This just reminded me that I have half a bottle of Everclear in the kitchen. Thanks!

  • @cameronshredz
    @cameronshredz 3 года назад +241

    Random wine guy I've never seen: "If this doesn't get a million views, I'll quit"
    RUclips: "I gotchu fam"

  • @jbbw667
    @jbbw667 3 года назад +330

    Well, he's officially not going to freeze anytime soon.

    • @Anand-qb1wp
      @Anand-qb1wp 3 года назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @mrguy561
      @mrguy561 3 года назад +1

      And if he keeps it up, he never will.

    • @borgKick
      @borgKick 3 года назад +1

      first person to freeze lol

    • @OldMotorcycleAdventures
      @OldMotorcycleAdventures 3 года назад +2

      Actually, alcohol is a vasodilator, making it easier to freeze to death, despite feeling warm

  • @shoelesshobo7744
    @shoelesshobo7744 3 года назад +215

    RUclips: *Recommends me a video of a guy reviewing Everclear*
    Me: What are you trying to say here RUclips? You calling me an alcoholic or somethin?

    • @austinspencer6201
      @austinspencer6201 3 года назад +3

      Yes. It's made from pain corn

    • @jonahabrigo3673
      @jonahabrigo3673 3 года назад +1

      Lol naw youtube is really tryna gross us out towards alcohol from this i think. And it's kinda working

    • @gabrielstrong2186
      @gabrielstrong2186 3 года назад

      If the review fits, wear it.

    • @thecrimsonblade4108
      @thecrimsonblade4108 3 года назад

      Hell I would drink it lol but I am from Alabama so....

    • @bransonstevens5914
      @bransonstevens5914 3 года назад

      I mean it recommended it to me and I haven't drank alcohol in years.

  • @xionix4
    @xionix4 Год назад +4

    It's great for mixing, because you can get any desired concentration through dilution, but without the extra water interfering with your mixer. I've taken a few shots straight, but only when I didn't have a mixer on hand and really wanted to start the weekend as soon as I got home :P

  • @therret2901
    @therret2901 3 года назад +93

    subbed at "tastes like the casual cruelty of the universe"
    that, my good sir, is poetry.

  • @kylesarafolean6916
    @kylesarafolean6916 3 года назад +57

    As a teenager, I once fed my dog a wasabi pea. If he could talk, I expect these are things he would have said to me.

  • @froschreiniger2639
    @froschreiniger2639 3 года назад +2713

    russians be like " a nice mild beverage for women and children"

    • @lorussuliss
      @lorussuliss 3 года назад +199

      In Russia stuff like that is used for cleaning. You drink it, then just breathe on the surface you want cleaned, and rub with a rag. Works like a charm, and nothing's wasted.

    • @halbgefressen9768
      @halbgefressen9768 3 года назад +205

      @@lorussuliss That's wrong, in the end you are wasted.

    • @dimitri2346
      @dimitri2346 3 года назад +33

      @@halbgefressen9768 That is the point

    • @oscarlove4394
      @oscarlove4394 3 года назад +63

      @@lorussuliss ah yes, the traditional soviet manner of cleaning: don't clean, just get drunk.

    • @dgfs5440
      @dgfs5440 3 года назад +9

      l read in russian voice

  • @janofb
    @janofb Год назад +5

    I only use it to remove residual adhesive, and to clean lenses. Works great.

  • @TreyNitrotoluene
    @TreyNitrotoluene 3 года назад +115

    THIS is the most fitting end tribute to 2020 I could imagine.

  • @MichaelaBelle
    @MichaelaBelle 3 года назад +370

    "It's alcohol. I smell alcohol. Notes of alcohol" - my uncultured ass at a wine tasting
    Side note, I hope the monetization you get from this video pays for the therapy you will undoubtedly need after ingesting this much straight everclear

    • @locus1222
      @locus1222 3 года назад

      Its under 10 minutes so no revenue

    • @rick149ou
      @rick149ou 3 года назад

      @@locus1222 pain

    • @schnizzyfizz7832
      @schnizzyfizz7832 3 года назад +1

      Get's super drunk and pukes in the bucket at the vine tasting place. Because you know, what else would they have the bucket for? 🍷😩👌...🥴🤮

    • @chiot888
      @chiot888 3 года назад +4

      @@locus1222 you can get ad revenue from any video length. the 10 minute mark simply unlocks the option to insert more ad breaks, but most creators NEVER use every possible ad break so it’s never relevant. You can have like 4 ads in a 10 min video, so only if you see that many ads, THEN the creator is trying to get to the 10 min mark to add more. even though it’s a meme, it’s functionality is entirely misunderstood

    • @locus1222
      @locus1222 3 года назад +1

      @@chiot888 oh thank you for the information

  • @CinemaLtd
    @CinemaLtd 3 года назад +27

    Had a swig of this at a house party once thinking it was vodka. Immediately sobered up as I thought my throat was closing up.

  • @galenthomas7322
    @galenthomas7322 11 месяцев назад +2

    Unironically the best review video on all of RUclips