Man drinking open container blows 0.00 RBT

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  • @trucid2
    @trucid2 3 года назад +34838

    The breathalyzer was set to measure the blood levels in his alcohol system.

  • @Therockstarkid
    @Therockstarkid 3 года назад +17841

    "Officer Gilmore is clearly not impressed."
    I think he was impressed.

    • @amosw766
      @amosw766 3 года назад +50

      Can see a true blue when he spots it

    • @ToxicSkull0
      @ToxicSkull0 3 года назад +122

      Even the device was impressed. Damien was impressed

    • @thishollowhill
      @thishollowhill 3 года назад +3

      Lmao

    • @THESLlCK
      @THESLlCK 3 года назад +19

      The meter even was spazzing out

    • @TheWopper78
      @TheWopper78 3 года назад +2

      Heheheheheeheheh me too.

  • @Vezmus1337
    @Vezmus1337 3 года назад +17613

    Officer: "Any drugs or alcohol tonight?"
    Driver: "No thanks, I'm all set."

    • @1life744
      @1life744 3 года назад +29

      Ha ha ha!

    • @sowhat...
      @sowhat... 3 года назад +119

      😂 yea imagine if he even made a citizen's arrest and arrested the officers for being dirty cops offering him drugs 😂

    • @PassTheSnails
      @PassTheSnails 3 года назад +3

      Very nice

    • @robertdredden5474
      @robertdredden5474 3 года назад +6

      Guy comes back: Officer on second thought Id like to start a tab on some Crispy Kremes

    • @mysticfalcon8844
      @mysticfalcon8844 3 года назад +2

      Lol

  • @ThePianistONE
    @ThePianistONE 2 месяца назад +2744

    Really smart way to hide you are absolutely coked out of your mind. Just pretend that you are drunk while you are high... what a G.

    • @UkraineJames2000
      @UkraineJames2000 24 дня назад

      This shit aint nothing to him, man.

    • @RYDERLOCO889
      @RYDERLOCO889 22 дня назад +80

      Most precise comment

    • @Kretion666
      @Kretion666 21 день назад +6

      IKR hahha legend!!!

    • @daddee-zh2oy
      @daddee-zh2oy 21 день назад +146

      Yeh, my man's was geeked out of his mind on something. You see those eyes? Is meth a thing in Australia?

    • @xAlcoholicGamer
      @xAlcoholicGamer 21 день назад

      @@daddee-zh2oy it is everywhere man, doesn't need to be smuggled in. It's most likely pills here though, probably opiates mixed with something else

  • @JamesDixonification
    @JamesDixonification 3 года назад +20744

    “Hope he learned a lesson”
    Learnt he’s immune to breathalysers and is able to drink drive.

    • @ohfairbanks844
      @ohfairbanks844 3 года назад +183

      paid 300$ tho

    • @deltaneutral2783
      @deltaneutral2783 3 года назад +594

      @@ohfairbanks844 Ah it's in AUD though, so it's like 10USD.

    • @Alexis-kl5hx
      @Alexis-kl5hx 3 года назад +408

      @@deltaneutral2783 lol 300 aud is 230.62 us dollars

    • @sanderrehepapp5219
      @sanderrehepapp5219 3 года назад +348

      All he learned is don't tell the cops you have liqour inside your paper bag, or you'll get fined

    • @twistieman1078
      @twistieman1078 3 года назад +30

      @@Bluedream144 calm down mate its a joke

  • @ThiccOleCat
    @ThiccOleCat 3 года назад +46377

    This man doesn't have a drinking problem, he's clearly found the solution.

  • @niemoikein4330
    @niemoikein4330 3 года назад +4149

    “Why would you drink and drive”.
    -“Because I am going to Sydney”.
    What more reason do you need?

    • @CamBMakinBread
      @CamBMakinBread 3 года назад +8

      Lmaoooo

    • @anyconsolegamer8461
      @anyconsolegamer8461 3 года назад +1

      As an American, what's wrong with driving to sidney?

    • @alis1637
      @alis1637 3 года назад +10

      @@anyconsolegamer8461 because some people think sydney is unpleasant lol

  • @lizardinthelites
    @lizardinthelites 17 дней назад +417

    I love these types of shows. The ones that could take 3 minutes to play out, but they find a way to cram 6 commercial breaks, replay the same segments over and over, and reiterate exactly what we just heard and saw the people on camera do.

    • @connorl9546
      @connorl9546 4 дня назад +4

      It's the Mitchell and Webb gift shop sketch

    • @en_vy
      @en_vy 3 дня назад +9

      They do this cuz ppl can tune in at anytime and they want to know what’s going on, which of course is irritating for regular viewers

    • @termeownator
      @termeownator 3 дня назад

      ​@@connorl9546 I'm looking for a gift for my aunt

  • @iannmiller
    @iannmiller 3 года назад +22523

    Policeman: “Why would you drink and drive?”
    Wallace: “because I’m going to Sydney.”

    • @Habeel13
      @Habeel13 3 года назад +571

      That's says it all

    • @bociphous8094
      @bociphous8094 3 года назад +55

      Why is everyone such a smart ass

    • @JabitHighlystrung
      @JabitHighlystrung 3 года назад +351

      Checks out if you ask me. Sydney is fucked you'd want to be under the influence of something to deal with that place.

    • @elkdzn513
      @elkdzn513 3 года назад +26

      Yes, thank you for writing something that they said on the video, very original.

    • @chickenfisher9670
      @chickenfisher9670 3 года назад +93

      @@elkdzn513 Thanks for being a douche, very original.

  • @armandblake
    @armandblake 3 года назад +10296

    "Do you have a drinking problem?"
    "Yes... I drink and I don't get drunk"

  • @HolyKoolaid
    @HolyKoolaid 3 года назад +54678

    The day Wallace discovered he had a super power.

  • @jasonf-vu6ct
    @jasonf-vu6ct Месяц назад +543

    "Theres a possibility he might've been under the influence of something else" *Immediately cuts back to the driver erratically looking around with his eyes glued open and grinding his teeth*

    • @robina.1456
      @robina.1456 16 дней назад +3

      Lol me asf on blow ahahaha

    • @sebastianreves420
      @sebastianreves420 15 дней назад +2

      Yeah blow dry the mouth hence he can blow 0 no spit for it to test 😂

    • @al_kaloid
      @al_kaloid 3 дня назад +9

      @@sebastianreves420 That's not how that works at all.. it measures the alcohol you exhale through your lungs as your body's metabolizing it, not the alcohol content in your spit. Lmao.. it's called breathalyzer for a reason.
      That being said, he definitely looks like a fan of the booger sugar. Might be a steep hypothesis, but perhaps he had so much coke that every bit of alcohol in his liver got converted to cocaethylene resulting in the .000. That's why you coke dudes love to drink while on it. Alcohol actually converts the cocaine into a more potent version in your body. Check the wikipedia article on Cocaethylene and its metabolism. Pretty interesting imo.

    • @cadsquade
      @cadsquade 3 дня назад +1

      ​@@al_kaloidor the dude was just fuckin' with em'

  • @mosatsoni4324
    @mosatsoni4324 3 года назад +16204

    He was so high, he forgot to drink.

  • @gutzu265
    @gutzu265 3 года назад +14736

    "it's not gonna intoxicate me"
    "How do you know?"
    *Stares in 0.000*

    • @tyshred9251
      @tyshred9251 3 года назад +305

      He wasnt wrong lol

    • @techn9cian09
      @techn9cian09 3 года назад +11

      Hahaha 🤣

    • @nonya7954
      @nonya7954 3 года назад +136

      Hear me out. If you can legally drive at say, .04 or even .07 (technically can get a DUI in many US states under .08 if you show signs of impairment), what's wrong with swapping out a soda or water for a beer if you never go over .02? Seems stupid to me. Sure, some people will abuse it and drive drunk... but wouldn't they anyway?

    • @davidduvick6453
      @davidduvick6453 3 года назад

      😂😂😂

    • @flopsinator5817
      @flopsinator5817 3 года назад +33

      @@nonya7954 Well then you'd get the temptation to drink another one. Besides it's pretty stupid to drink anything whilst driving anyway.

  • @derranthefunnyguy
    @derranthefunnyguy 3 года назад +6916

    Dude rolled a natural 100 on luck and speech, admitted to cops he was drinking, even had a open bottle, still managed to fool the breathalyser and get away

    • @user-ui5kq7xb1w
      @user-ui5kq7xb1w 3 года назад +634

      He wasn’t drinking. He was whacked on meth and said he was drinking because he knew he looked fucked up.

    • @Gleeshhh
      @Gleeshhh 3 года назад +144

      @@user-ui5kq7xb1w crikey you’re probably right

    • @user-kg6lf1op2l
      @user-kg6lf1op2l 3 года назад +45

      @@user-ui5kq7xb1w By the gods...

    • @user-ui5kq7xb1w
      @user-ui5kq7xb1w 3 года назад +42

      @@user-kg6lf1op2l What the Fuck

    • @madharambe3264
      @madharambe3264 3 года назад +3

      O

  • @mitch6962
    @mitch6962 Год назад +10111

    They accidentally used the breathlyzer they save for rich people.

  • @trapperjohn6089
    @trapperjohn6089 3 года назад +4869

    He doesn’t have a drinking problem. Rather, he’s got no problem drinking.

    • @Terminator-fe2sv
      @Terminator-fe2sv 3 года назад +12

      arizona zevras - "drinking problem"

    • @cool9142
      @cool9142 3 года назад +9

      Shoulda added the “ at all “ part at the end

    • @Zix.n
      @Zix.n 3 года назад +5

      🤣

    • @keefseg
      @keefseg 3 года назад +6

      beautifully said

    • @keptdwelling
      @keptdwelling 3 года назад +3

      I’m getting this framed 😂

  • @65firered
    @65firered 3 года назад +5953

    I like how he's just as confused as the officer.

    • @BryceKuhn
      @BryceKuhn 3 года назад +27

      i know hahahahahaha

    • @6timesbabyyy996
      @6timesbabyyy996 3 года назад +207

      No way was it a cover story. Bloke couldn't process it himself lmao

    • @MrBradshawbenjamin
      @MrBradshawbenjamin 3 года назад +114

      @@6timesbabyyy996 I would like to believe that but I feel like it was a cover story and that he faked shock to try to sell it. His eyes were buggin like he was on something.

    • @PrivilegeYT
      @PrivilegeYT 3 года назад +19

      @@MrBradshawbenjamin ecstasy

    • @NorthJoestar
      @NorthJoestar 3 года назад +9

      @@6timesbabyyy996 the fact that you use the word bloke makes me believe humanity still has good people

  • @martonnemeth236
    @martonnemeth236 3 года назад +5477

    First thought he was mad drunk, then realised he was just speaking Australian.

    • @jace.doherty1650
      @jace.doherty1650 3 года назад +36

      Australian isn’t a language

    • @TOAD7464
      @TOAD7464 3 года назад +81

      Congrats, y'all don't get the joke

    • @superhyperyoshi
      @superhyperyoshi 3 года назад +20

      @Random RUclipsr Well I'm from Utica and I've never heard the phrase "Steamed Hams" before

    • @ChaotikDawg
      @ChaotikDawg 3 года назад +2

      @@delete147user fucking pisses me off dude

    • @RyanAl92
      @RyanAl92 3 года назад +1

      @OG spooky You stupid boy. What do the aborigines in Australia speak then? English??

  • @jammydodger1449
    @jammydodger1449 11 месяцев назад +2741

    "It's not gonna intoxicate me"
    "How do you know"
    "just blew a 0.000 mate"

    • @josterfosh
      @josterfosh 3 месяца назад +44

      Gotta love empirical data

    • @ItzDuckyyz
      @ItzDuckyyz 3 месяца назад +1

      XD

    • @mrbane2000
      @mrbane2000 Месяц назад +13

      He bent matrix to his will

  • @Cimlite
    @Cimlite 3 года назад +17210

    _"It's not going to intoxicate me"_ - I mean, he's not wrong. Apparently.

  • @HildegardActual
    @HildegardActual 3 года назад +8057

    "It won't intoxicate me", this man has reached peak alcohol tolerance.

    • @judekeeley5542
      @judekeeley5542 3 года назад +440

      His liver is 100% efficient

    • @androcarot9288
      @androcarot9288 3 года назад +76

      he never drank a sip from that xD 😆

    • @Der.Preusse
      @Der.Preusse 3 года назад +97

      ​@@androcarot9288 It was just Cola and no Bourbon, lol

    • @itisannona
      @itisannona 3 года назад +36

      Russian genes. My dad is the same and so am I. I have drank half a bottle of tequila and not felt a thing.

    • @charlieinthe_box
      @charlieinthe_box 3 года назад +5

      @@Der.Preusse like the guy in To Kill a Mockingbird.

  • @harryroberts388
    @harryroberts388 2 года назад +15523

    He's mastered the technique of not allowing alcohol to enter his breath... He's next level Aussie. Also can act well enough to pass the balance checks, absolute rippa of a legend.

    • @webbiergoose2032
      @webbiergoose2032 2 года назад +181

      Can he teach my dad that technique?

    • @TheTyphoon365
      @TheTyphoon365 2 года назад +22

      What is a rippa though?

    • @harryroberts388
      @harryroberts388 2 года назад +146

      @@TheTyphoon365 rippa short of ripper, essentially means extremely awesome

    • @zzghost8593
      @zzghost8593 2 года назад +58

      It's the Adderall lmao

    • @brentonharper6260
      @brentonharper6260 2 года назад +49

      All ya have to do is blow while creating pressure back on your lungs and the vapour stays down.

  • @rohittkrr
    @rohittkrr 4 месяца назад +180

    I forgot how painful it is to watch live telly with so many recaps and dramatic editing

    • @haley746
      @haley746 19 дней назад +17

      With TV anyone can tune in anytime without any idea of what’s going on. So they have a recap every minute, they can’t just tell the audience to scroll back

    • @C3l3bi1
      @C3l3bi1 16 дней назад

      the problem is that the people thqt then get recapped get a shit experience​@@haley746

  • @beinformed3607
    @beinformed3607 3 года назад +10875

    Never seen a guy trying to get himself arrested so hard

    • @leviwebb5810
      @leviwebb5810 3 года назад +787

      @dabgod that’s how you get arrested...

    • @210chillian8
      @210chillian8 3 года назад +468

      @@leviwebb5810 lie to the police, got it

    • @skorp265
      @skorp265 3 года назад +278

      @@leviwebb5810 and lying to the police increases your consequences.

    • @Crazimo
      @Crazimo 3 года назад +208

      @@leviwebb5810 no you get arrested for either breaking the law or the cop themselves being a bad cop. being honest is the best course of action nearly all of the time.

    • @TheStunnerFTW
      @TheStunnerFTW 3 года назад +104

      @@leviwebb5810 no, thats how you get arrested in America. Get it right.

  • @IncredibleMD
    @IncredibleMD 3 года назад +9353

    "It's not gonna intoxicate me."
    "How do you know?" he asks the man who just blew a 0.00.

    • @regular_ian
      @regular_ian 3 года назад +134

      that's results oriented thinking

    • @antdav3699
      @antdav3699 3 года назад +45

      @@regular_ian did u learn that term in school today?

    • @regular_ian
      @regular_ian 3 года назад +81

      @@antdav3699 I did not learn that term in school. I'm not even sure which class would teach it. Why do you ask?

    • @fierygamingzilla69
      @fierygamingzilla69 3 года назад +17

      Chad

    • @Hamza-yh8ck
      @Hamza-yh8ck 3 года назад +1

      He asked how do you know, not is it, idiot.

  • @Forge17
    @Forge17 3 года назад +3927

    He’s so high that his cover story is being drunk on a bottle of bourbon in the car

    • @Alpynist
      @Alpynist 3 года назад +48

      LMAO YEAHhh

    • @emilevangheem6165
      @emilevangheem6165 3 года назад +60

      He isn’t high lol. He look sleep deprived

    • @thetalkingelement2415
      @thetalkingelement2415 3 года назад +199

      Well, it worked. I love that he gives him the old school sobriety test. Obviously someone who’s a seasoned vet at smoking meth will ace this.

    • @austinglass1916
      @austinglass1916 3 года назад +23

      @@emilevangheem6165 tweakers never sleep wdym he's not high

    • @Sickwitit18
      @Sickwitit18 3 года назад +57

      In my experience, people blow false negatives when they've been doing coke so maybe he actually is on something

  • @MeownaMeow
    @MeownaMeow Год назад +196

    This man doesn't have a drinking problem, he has a drinking solution.

  • @luigimax1426
    @luigimax1426 3 года назад +6073

    Australian cops sound like the "im not angry but just disappointed" type of parents.

    • @shayk4791
      @shayk4791 3 года назад +38

      @Enviroscape Sounds lol you should meet American cops then

    • @shayk4791
      @shayk4791 3 года назад +42

      @Enviroscape Sounds lol no.. it's because a condescending tone is the least of my worries when it comes to American cops

    • @CoyotitoLaPaz
      @CoyotitoLaPaz 3 года назад +7

      Nah they’re just white supremacists

    • @markhayden654
      @markhayden654 3 года назад +14

      @@CoyotitoLaPaz huh you make no sense.

    • @loganhollis4891
      @loganhollis4891 3 года назад +3

      @@CoyotitoLaPaz na he still had to pay fine

  • @funposting8912
    @funposting8912 3 года назад +4944

    “Why would you drink and drive?”
    “I’m going to Sydney”
    Good reason

    • @MrMeoow91
      @MrMeoow91 3 года назад +18

      Australian for ya 😂😂😂

    • @xXSinForLifeXx
      @xXSinForLifeXx 3 года назад +48

      "Fair enough mate have a nice day it's tough down there"

    • @nathanvandermeer
      @nathanvandermeer 3 года назад +12

      Sydney would make any man drink his life away

    • @alenmikhael7118
      @alenmikhael7118 3 года назад +4

      Understable have a good day

    • @tayokarate
      @tayokarate 3 года назад

      Lol

  • @siinxkj
    @siinxkj 3 года назад +33881

    this is literally the most sober drunk man ever.

    • @Billy-wg9pz
      @Billy-wg9pz 3 года назад +582

      He's on meth lol he's not sober 😂

    • @siinxkj
      @siinxkj 3 года назад +647

      @@Billy-wg9pz then that is the lowest high I've ever seen

    • @johnclayton4946
      @johnclayton4946 3 года назад +399

      @@Billy-wg9pz Or maybe simply nervous! There is cameras around him or it could be fake!

    • @davec3651
      @davec3651 3 года назад +95

      He wasn't drunk or anything. He's a boss.

    • @josephzamora2267
      @josephzamora2267 3 года назад +41

      @@johnclayton4946 this isn't the actual situation, it's a reenactment.

  • @JD-re3cj
    @JD-re3cj Год назад +62

    And then he continues on to deliver his package of 12kg of coke and 4000 pills

    • @BraydenBomb2006
      @BraydenBomb2006 Месяц назад +1

      trafficking pills is a victimless crime

    • @ararelover420
      @ararelover420 21 день назад

      @@BraydenBomb2006You are uneducated

  • @dh4767
    @dh4767 3 года назад +5580

    why tf did they make the breathalyzer results look like a Mario Kart item

    • @acorr14
      @acorr14 3 года назад +340

      Aussies all have gambling and drinking problems. Watching alcoholics play slot machines for their license makes us feel national pride.

    • @johnjeral3951
      @johnjeral3951 3 года назад +9

      Damn copying top comment how desperate are some people man

    • @CivilizedWasteland
      @CivilizedWasteland 3 года назад +1

      lmao

    • @bbbildhuu
      @bbbildhuu 3 года назад +4

      @@acorr14 lmaooo

    • @Tremori_A
      @Tremori_A 3 года назад +9

      @@johnjeral3951 imagine being desperate enough to call it out

  • @playc.holder6432
    @playc.holder6432 3 года назад +9783

    "Why would you drink and drive!?"
    "I'm going to Sydney"
    😂

    • @mnfproductions2030
      @mnfproductions2030 3 года назад +9

      ruclips.net/video/MVhPaMSsca4/видео.html
      Explains why the breathalyzer failed

    • @rustyshackleford6069
      @rustyshackleford6069 3 года назад +167

      @@mnfproductions2030 I was expecting an informative video about a possible breathalyzer malfunction not a bad rap advertisement, stop lying

    • @MrGersboy72
      @MrGersboy72 3 года назад +31

      I mean.. fair enough😂😂

    • @hassanhussain3367
      @hassanhussain3367 3 года назад +13

      @@mnfproductions2030 what crap is that lmao

    • @hassanhussain3367
      @hassanhussain3367 3 года назад +4

      @@rustyshackleford6069 said no idea what 💩 that is turned it off ASAP

  • @bertochan4344
    @bertochan4344 2 года назад +18369

    He was actually a perfect gentleman. He was honest (too honest!), did what he was told, didn't swear or argue. He even said to the cop as he walked away, "Nice to meet you Andrew, wish it could've been under better circumstances." What a legend.

    • @ryunz9639
      @ryunz9639 2 года назад +35

      That’s how you interact with police. People resist and be obstinate with people who have guns (at least in the US), stupid.

    • @Djminigunz
      @Djminigunz 2 года назад +428

      @@ryunz9639 It's almost like in america people are just a bit more scared of cops than in other countries, and i can see why.

    • @PurpleLightning6was9
      @PurpleLightning6was9 2 года назад +14

      @@Djminigunz Yeah, our cops literally identify as americas biggest gang

    • @brianlawl
      @brianlawl 2 года назад +7

      @@PurpleLightning6was9 awww such a big gang. im living in an area where people like you voted em to have less money and power. its an absolute shit show, thanks. i dont blame em for not wanting to protect your asses anymore. if you think a militia will be better on you guess again LOL they will be even more tough on you. We will need em once the cops fall out

    • @jadeblades
      @jadeblades 2 года назад +16

      @@brianlawl what

  • @bldmyamean8352
    @bldmyamean8352 Год назад +642

    Dude got away with an alcohol charge while being high as fk on meth... what a boss.

    • @Chris-i9f6q
      @Chris-i9f6q Месяц назад +15

      He could have gotten away with either/both if he didn't have a bottle in the car.

    • @ararelover420
      @ararelover420 21 день назад +3

      @@Chris-i9f6qthe officer could tell his eyes were dilated but when he blew 0 it confused him

    • @kawan3661
      @kawan3661 18 дней назад +11

      @@ararelover420 dilated pupils is such a legend unless you have almost zero iris left you could just be nervous as hell in front of the cops or just DIABETIC or having any sort of brain injury

    • @ararelover420
      @ararelover420 17 дней назад +14

      @@kawan3661 Police will not see glazed over meth eyes and think "Brain injury survivor"

    • @wisniamw
      @wisniamw 14 дней назад +2

      @@kawan3661 thats a lot of knowledge to expect from a police officer :D

  • @jibberjabberstepback612
    @jibberjabberstepback612 3 года назад +7476

    I love how he actually seems disappointed to be blowing 0 lmfao

    • @TeamLegacyFTW
      @TeamLegacyFTW 3 года назад +224

      Same! He's like: "But I drink so much wtf I'm disappointed!😞"

    • @Ryanbsajax
      @Ryanbsajax 3 года назад +92

      He probably did a bit of cocaine

    • @misterfister7714
      @misterfister7714 3 года назад +15

      Alcoholic thing i guess.

    • @HokeyBugle
      @HokeyBugle 3 года назад +76

      I'm not drunk?? What a rip-off!

    • @realmcoy4696
      @realmcoy4696 3 года назад +1

      Lmaooo

  • @imagzz4942
    @imagzz4942 3 года назад +3699

    "You can't drink and drive..."
    Well, clearly he can actually.

    • @dylan_van2198
      @dylan_van2198 3 года назад +29

      LMAO

    • @無題6376
      @無題6376 3 года назад +5

      Not that meaning, means under by the law.

    • @You-wo9su
      @You-wo9su 3 года назад +2

      @@無題6376 funny 😂

    • @JustRockMySoul
      @JustRockMySoul 3 года назад +1

      Yeah, he can... until he runs someone over, or straight into a tree or ditch.
      Stupid comment, humour level 0.01/10

    • @SacredGter
      @SacredGter 3 года назад +15

      @@無題6376 lol straight over ur head.

  • @olleassarson
    @olleassarson 3 года назад +4222

    “Hopefully he’s learnt from it” Yeah, learnt that he can drink and drive.

    • @mendoeke
      @mendoeke 3 года назад +26

      still paid 300 eur for it lmao, quite an expesive drink

    • @Jerry_F
      @Jerry_F 3 года назад +14

      @@mendoeke I mean, seems like it was well worth it

    • @mendoeke
      @mendoeke 3 года назад +8

      @@Jerry_F maybe its cause im not rich but 300 eur for half a bottle sounds like a shit deal

    • @racerbr72
      @racerbr72 3 года назад +5

      @@mendoeke It's not just the drink, if isn't police he could have never discover the superpower k

    • @sc4711
      @sc4711 3 года назад

      @@mendoeke wait 461.69 CAD??

  • @caskadestudio
    @caskadestudio 4 месяца назад +498

    He has the appearance and demeanour of a 50-year-old high-as-a-kite version of when Superwog acts as an uptight lady

    • @Rad1antCypher
      @Rad1antCypher 4 месяца назад +3

      LMAO true

    • @HoaxGames1
      @HoaxGames1 4 месяца назад +4

      this made me chuckle

    • @Janawhitej1
      @Janawhitej1 3 месяца назад +3

      I wish this guy is in GTA6 and is Trevor's accomplice

    • @caskadestudio
      @caskadestudio 3 месяца назад

      @@Janawhitej1 haha yes that would be perfect

    • @onesyphorus
      @onesyphorus 2 месяца назад +1

      i almost shat my pants reading this

  • @awesomeattic
    @awesomeattic 3 года назад +6122

    "It's not going to intoxicated me"
    "Well how do you know?"
    Well considering he blew .000, seems like he does know

    • @leeroyjenkins3474
      @leeroyjenkins3474 3 года назад +82

      Thats a bottle of straight adrenochrome

    • @robjackson4023
      @robjackson4023 3 года назад +4

      Beat me to it 😂

    • @jodiauld6507
      @jodiauld6507 3 года назад +1

      @@leeroyjenkins3474 what's that?

    • @justnanta
      @justnanta 3 года назад +9

      @@jodiauld6507 a conspiracy about a made up substance

    • @Alex.1739
      @Alex.1739 3 года назад +33

      Just googled that Woodstock stuff. 4.8% and he'd had about half. So maybe 1 unit. Well within uk limits to drive

  • @1AmGroot
    @1AmGroot 3 года назад +3953

    I love how the person getting tested is as shocked as the officer at the results

    • @wojtas2524
      @wojtas2524 3 года назад +114

      he faked being shocked, he didn't drink from the bottle, he just used it as a disguise

    • @miscellaneousz2681
      @miscellaneousz2681 3 года назад +1

      @@wojtas2524 Disguise from wha?

    • @wojtas2524
      @wojtas2524 3 года назад +166

      @@miscellaneousz2681 disguise from harder drugs he surely took (meth most likely)

    • @wojtas2524
      @wojtas2524 3 года назад +63

      @Anton Dales I'm actually surprised that it wasn't the whole plot and the guy wasn't checked for drugs

    • @seedor9797
      @seedor9797 2 года назад +11

      @@wojtas2524 How can a cop be this naive?

  • @Ynox54321
    @Ynox54321 3 года назад +6465

    Plot twist: He actually had 10.00 RBT, but the device is not designed to display that decimal place

    • @Purzify
      @Purzify 3 года назад +91

      Lmao but it would be red tho

    • @Ynox54321
      @Ynox54321 3 года назад +241

      @@Purzify Shhhh, don't ruin it

    • @fatdydnkn
      @fatdydnkn 3 года назад +42

      this only possible in poland

    • @Purzify
      @Purzify 3 года назад +14

      @@Ynox54321 okay

    • @Ynox54321
      @Ynox54321 3 года назад +11

      @@Purzify thx :)

  • @montega.
    @montega. Год назад +71

    "its a possibility that he mightve been under the influence of something else"
    "😳😳😳👀"

  • @colbybryan7761
    @colbybryan7761 3 года назад +2622

    The fact that he looked even more surprised than the cops gets me every time😂😂

    • @alis1637
      @alis1637 3 года назад +37

      He should win an Oscar for his acting skills

    • @yourfriend3760
      @yourfriend3760 3 года назад +2

      I STFG

    • @1damien1231
      @1damien1231 3 года назад +11

      Plot twist everything he drank including at the bar was alcohol free and he didn’t even know

    • @Anonymous_Eyeballs
      @Anonymous_Eyeballs 3 года назад

      He looked at the cop like what?

  • @matejkiesel5116
    @matejkiesel5116 3 года назад +2636

    He doesn’t have a drinking problem.
    Drinking has problem with him.

    • @MadScientist267
      @MadScientist267 3 года назад +6

      Well it is Oz... Everything is backwards there 🤣

    • @hyzercreek
      @hyzercreek 3 года назад +6

      @@MadScientist267 In Soviet Russia, bourbon drinks you.

    • @Pmc987
      @Pmc987 3 года назад +4

      You call it a problem I call it a solution

  • @davexb6595
    @davexb6595 3 года назад +3937

    “Why would you drink and drive?”
    -“Because I am going to Sydney”.
    "Oh!. Understandable. You're free to go then."

    • @cockheadprod5051
      @cockheadprod5051 3 года назад +30

      Sydney is a fucking nightmare to drive into, the roads in aussie land suck compare to our wide, open 'merica roads

    • @cyrax1311
      @cyrax1311 3 года назад +15

      Understandable have a great day

    • @cockheadprod5051
      @cockheadprod5051 3 года назад +7

      @@nymann3852 London roads are bad man, but I haven't been on the road in Germany or France so I don't know

    • @ShoahBiz
      @ShoahBiz 3 года назад +1

      this is how I imagined Australia

    • @SnackJar
      @SnackJar 3 года назад +2

      Understandable have a great day

  • @noahhoffman4475
    @noahhoffman4475 Год назад +4674

    plot twist, he didnt blow a 0.000, he blew a 1.000. the breathalyzer just doesnt show it
    hahah i don’t even remember commenting this, thanks for 4k likes

    • @disfeed
      @disfeed 4 месяца назад +216

      He would be dead as a doornail if that were the case 😂

    • @demonetizedhistory5806
      @demonetizedhistory5806 4 месяца назад +90

      @@disfeed not if hes captain america, cuz alcohol doesnt affect him.

    • @Neon-ws8er
      @Neon-ws8er 4 месяца назад +39

      @@demonetizedhistory5806i think captain america is american

    • @Chadicus22
      @Chadicus22 4 месяца назад +29

      I remember an episode where some old guy blew, if I remember correctly, a 2.000 and was 200 times over the limit.

    • @Jominer08
      @Jominer08 4 месяца назад +31

      @@Chadicus22apparently the highest ever recorded BAC was 1.480

  • @Inflake
    @Inflake 3 года назад +6844

    This guy is the only guy in the world to continue driving even after being caught and owning up to drinking and driving

    • @byronwolf8692
      @byronwolf8692 2 года назад +162

      His tolerance is max level

    • @TwoTreesStudio
      @TwoTreesStudio 2 года назад +40

      @@byronwolf8692 That's not how tolerance works, if he had high tolerance he'd still blow above 0.000.

    • @byronwolf8692
      @byronwolf8692 2 года назад +101

      @@TwoTreesStudio it was a joke

    • @bobjones9963
      @bobjones9963 2 года назад +5

      The U.K. is a laughing stock. This wouldn’t happen like anywhere else in the entire world. Especially not in the U.S. 🙄

    • @byronwolf8692
      @byronwolf8692 2 года назад +12

      @@bobjones9963 just cause we got joke man bojo in charge doesn't mean you should insult the whole UK. England's a laughing stock rn tho

  • @democratictotalitariansoci1462
    @democratictotalitariansoci1462 3 года назад +8025

    Driver- Pretends to be alcoholic.
    Actually- Has a dead body in a trunk.

    • @hiltonmhizha4695
      @hiltonmhizha4695 3 года назад +99

      reasonable

    • @letsplayblis1115
      @letsplayblis1115 3 года назад +10

      @@hiltonmhizha4695 haha lol, oh you made me laugh

    • @B-RaDD
      @B-RaDD 3 года назад +95

      not a good strategy since there gonna check the vehicle for different substances...at least here in America there's no way this guy would've gotten off

    • @Movetheproduct
      @Movetheproduct 3 года назад +1

      Genius

    • @opossom1968
      @opossom1968 3 года назад +63

      @@B-RaDD yup in America we only think we are free, we are not, an American would have went to jail even if 10 breath tests came up 0.00 and a Needle from the ER showed negative. The police in America told to take anyone they can to jail even if no reason. All they say is 'sir or mam your now under arrest for resisting arrest, citizen: wait, do i not have to be under arrest first to be then resisting arrest?
      Cop: nope all i have to say is 'your resisting arrest and i can take you, now that your questioning my authority, its combative and now you just assaulted me and im adding the charge of assaulting a peace officer while exercising my action to arrest you for resisting.
      That is how free we are in America, Freedom the biggest lie ever brainwashed into us in Public schools.

  • @bluehugh2
    @bluehugh2 2 года назад +15864

    As soon as he was pulled over, this man’s liver was like “You just say whatever, I got us bro”

    • @T-6900
      @T-6900 2 года назад +273

      Nah he was just like “I’m gonna do something, go along with it.”

    • @joshplayzgamezz
      @joshplayzgamezz 2 года назад +175

      He is just a true true alcoholic, body is in overdrive working like liver over overtime.
      Strongest organ in this dudes body

    • @joshplayzgamezz
      @joshplayzgamezz 2 года назад +30

      @@hhjhj393 well, no offense to those people, but when you drink that much something bad is bound to happen.
      Don't drink like crazy and you won't hurt or kill your body

    • @guillelazza
      @guillelazza 2 года назад +11

      That's fucking it!! This man is the real Venom symbiote and he can digest alcohol x10 faster

    • @ArcticWolves2011
      @ArcticWolves2011 2 года назад +19

      @@joshplayzgamezz alcoholics fail alcohol tests like any others. the only difference is that they will show less signs of intoxication than other people at the same blood alcohol level.

  • @Daithi_mk
    @Daithi_mk 2 месяца назад +23

    He was probably on speed, had an open bottle to throw them off.

  • @etatsopa
    @etatsopa 3 года назад +12721

    “It’s not gonna intoxicate me”
    “How do you know?”
    “It fuckin didn’t”

    • @chicanesandford8338
      @chicanesandford8338 3 года назад +45

      😂😂

    • @spirit210364
      @spirit210364 3 года назад +169

      You're meter said so hahaha

    • @cv507
      @cv507 3 года назад +9

      1492 ? hal yeah sibeerjä ?

    • @Deezuzjohn
      @Deezuzjohn 3 года назад +132

      The meth on the other hand had this man tweeked out. The cop just wasn't experienced enough to understand the signs he was seeing, but he clearly saw something was off.

    • @dazsnag
      @dazsnag 3 года назад +31

      In SA it's legal to drink alcohol and drive as long as you are under the limit. Should be like that every where.

  • @rockydee7499
    @rockydee7499 3 года назад +7263

    police dont realize that he's the main character.

  • @lain_2339
    @lain_2339 3 года назад +5818

    the breathalyser shows .000 - big brain strategy, guy was actually 1.000

    • @haydenb89
      @haydenb89 3 года назад +213

      10.000

    • @k-teezy6423
      @k-teezy6423 3 года назад +509

      His blood was 100% alcohol

    • @Condor4R
      @Condor4R 3 года назад +93

      1.0 is moonshine. Blood is not a thing.

    • @miscellaneousmedia3753
      @miscellaneousmedia3753 3 года назад +40

      @@Condor4R yes that's the joke

    • @1froyoo
      @1froyoo 3 года назад +86

      @@Condor4R no it's fucking not. 1.000 is one gram of alcohol per 100mL of blood

  • @OldManBOMBIN
    @OldManBOMBIN Год назад +38

    "I'll just have a bourbon on the way to Sydney" 😂😂

  • @dandan6819
    @dandan6819 2 года назад +1947

    “Why would you drink and drive?”
    “I’m on my way to Sydney”

  • @aVo_001
    @aVo_001 3 года назад +3656

    “It’s a 0.00 mate. Can’t hold me. I’m goin’ to Sydney, aye.”

    • @mnfproductions2030
      @mnfproductions2030 3 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/MVhPaMSsca4/видео.html
      This reveals what happened

    • @FreshCanOfNothing
      @FreshCanOfNothing 3 года назад +71

      @@mnfproductions2030 Bro stfu.

    • @OleBiermann
      @OleBiermann 3 года назад +53

      @@mnfproductions2030 woow big play here right ? earned yourself a dislike hope the trick was worth it

    • @EstaDePiPi
      @EstaDePiPi 3 года назад +22

      Money and Family Ent. Pretty sad when you gotta lie to get views on your music lmfao, you just going to get dislikes and possible reports, makes absolutely no sense

    • @zackjoubert5207
      @zackjoubert5207 3 года назад +16

      @Devxn *A SHITTY SONG AT THAT*

  • @myroc1
    @myroc1 3 года назад +11004

    "It's not going to intoxicate me?"
    "How do you know?"
    "Because I drove through a DUI checkpoint and tested the results."

    • @jordanowen9079
      @jordanowen9079 3 года назад +278

      Guy literally knew it was not going to intoxicate him

    • @zanneon385
      @zanneon385 3 года назад +143

      most sober drunk man ever

    • @deltaduel7942
      @deltaduel7942 3 года назад +177

      I think he faked it just for jokes and was upset he got a fine

    • @apIthletIcc
      @apIthletIcc 3 года назад +14

      Lol the comments on this video are always worth returning here to read

    • @aaronlandry3934
      @aaronlandry3934 2 года назад +90

      @@deltaduel7942 He may just be high and hiding the drugs with a fake drunk driving story. Not a bad cover up if he’s trafficking

  • @Taikamuna
    @Taikamuna 2 месяца назад +15

    Dudes gonna blow a negative number sober

  • @mrguy561
    @mrguy561 3 года назад +17469

    “Why would you drink and drive?”
    “I’m going to Sydney.”
    “Understandable. Have a nice night.”

    • @MrWiseinheart
      @MrWiseinheart 3 года назад +45

      😆 oh man,

    • @fattnic
      @fattnic 3 года назад +19

      lmaaaooo

    • @gregs1245
      @gregs1245 3 года назад +7

      Would be better

    • @architect_kev266
      @architect_kev266 3 года назад +100

      In the Netherlands it isn't illegal to drink while driving you might get some looks but as long if you are under the limit it is no problem. Same for Belgium

    • @brancoderuijter8926
      @brancoderuijter8926 3 года назад +6

      @@architect_kev266 wacht wat

  • @mattkulesza7766
    @mattkulesza7766 3 года назад +4389

    “Do you have a drinking problem?”
    “ Nope. I’ve got it all figured out”

  • @Brandonnn9164
    @Brandonnn9164 3 года назад +1885

    His friends have a big joke giving him tea all these years and watching him act drunk

    • @JohnSmith-ox3gy
      @JohnSmith-ox3gy 3 года назад +87

      Non-alcoholic bourbon.

    • @darthmusturd9526
      @darthmusturd9526 3 года назад +40

      The placebo effect is real

    • @ghostbombl8034
      @ghostbombl8034 3 года назад +14

      @@darthmusturd9526
      Yes.i agree I think that bottle has been bunked lol.If he gets drunk everyday for many yrs the mind,body starts to adjust and learn those drunk feelings so it triggers collective subconscious memory a politoeffect since he used to probably feeling drunk when he not lol.The subconscious lies to use every second to keep us alive and interact to the world or we will be to busy consciously trying to keep our lungs or heart pumping than go to work and make a living.same on our eyes.we never see the final results consciously on what our eyes see we can only see on what our subconscious shows after most our eyes recived and process throught our brain and sent to our subconscious so the subconscious can add false colors that it uses with our three color cones beside rods for night vision so our subconscious can creat any illusion that we want and keep us happy since we can only see half truth in front of us physically.

    • @quad55555
      @quad55555 3 года назад +10

      @@ghostbombl8034 if our brains would allow it, we could see so much more, our subconscious blocks what the brain can't handle.. that is why different people come to different conclusions after seeing the same event

    • @darthmusturd9526
      @darthmusturd9526 3 года назад +2

      @@ghostbombl8034 yup

  • @OzamaZay98
    @OzamaZay98 Год назад +22

    I would’ve died if he got in the passenger seat to leave after that whole situation 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @randomprimary
    @randomprimary 3 года назад +6636

    Plot Twist: He's so high he can't tell that it's non-alcoholic.

    • @heyb6268
      @heyb6268 3 года назад +50

      Best comment I’ve seen in awhile

    • @rajastylez
      @rajastylez 3 года назад +17

      Surely the officers would have noticed that.

    • @maxfmfdm
      @maxfmfdm 3 года назад +111

      LOL the people at the country club might just feed him non-alcoholic drinks. When he's already shitblasted on meth he can't tell.

    • @obamalastname8489
      @obamalastname8489 3 года назад +4

      ruclips.net/video/avFP67EIYvo/видео.html

    • @benmorrell2920
      @benmorrell2920 3 года назад +6

      Puts tea in a booze bottle lol no alcohol in it lol

  • @luckerowl8990
    @luckerowl8990 2 года назад +10292

    "have you had any other illicit substances?"
    "nah mate I gotta drive back home"
    perfectly reasonable give the circumstances

    • @peeldumpz26
      @peeldumpz26 2 года назад +174

      I get it too, he’s like I can’t do that shit I gotta go home to see people

    • @peeldumpz26
      @peeldumpz26 2 года назад +6

      @Just Chilling Daniel are you stupid, read it again

    • @ChrisD__
      @ChrisD__ 2 года назад +34

      The drugs are at his house

    • @peeldumpz26
      @peeldumpz26 2 года назад +26

      @@ChrisD__ the point of what I said is hes probably hiding the fact he does drugs from a significantly other considering he does have a daughter, why he was like I can’t do drugs I gotta get home

    • @ChrisD__
      @ChrisD__ 2 года назад +3

      @@peeldumpz26 Oh shit that's dark, not at all what I was thinking. I thought he was just being purposely vague and maliciously compliant.

  • @FriedrichHerschel
    @FriedrichHerschel 3 года назад +6677

    Plot twist:
    The liquor store scammed him.

  • @FainTMako
    @FainTMako 2 месяца назад +15

    Takes some balls to ask a man who blew a 0.00 if they have a drinking problem.

  • @billdoster9415
    @billdoster9415 3 года назад +3265

    “You can’t drink and drive..”
    “Uh officer, the man has half a bottle of bourbon in him and blew a 0.00...if anyone can do it, I think he can manage it..”

    • @SchizoTheSchizo
      @SchizoTheSchizo 3 года назад +8

      @Offensive man dude you're bad at what you do you spelled the n word wrong

    • @thesleeplessone6971
      @thesleeplessone6971 3 года назад +1

      @@SchizoTheSchizo read his name again smh

    • @SchizoTheSchizo
      @SchizoTheSchizo 3 года назад +1

      @Offensive man dude it was a joke a word play on what you said and your name LMAO btw i didn't onow the word nega before didn't actually know what it means thanks for the explanation

    • @linerror
      @linerror 3 года назад +4

      @bilbo bagginses The ability of these fixtures to trap alcohol in the mouth can cause a falsely ELEVATED reading that will be used to wrongly convict a driver for having a breath alcohol reading (BAC) over the legal limit. not the other way around.

    • @SyndicateOperative
      @SyndicateOperative 3 года назад +5

      bourbon and cola, not bourbon. Far far weaker.

  • @Naludaking819
    @Naludaking819 2 года назад +15007

    “Hopefully he’s learned from it “
    Guy: wow I can pass alcohol tests

    • @ThatsAPaddlin88
      @ThatsAPaddlin88 2 года назад +53

      Hahahahaha

    • @chadrichards8930
      @chadrichards8930 2 года назад +20

      lmfao

    • @zippo718
      @zippo718 2 года назад +146

      Note to self: Just take the test, they'll take my bottle if I show it...

    • @zyansheep
      @zyansheep 2 года назад +52

      Note to self: hide the bottle _before_ the police pull me over.

    • @ZelenskyPlane
      @ZelenskyPlane 2 года назад +27

      Note to self: Drink and hold a Coke bottle when they pull you over

  • @JustWhyFFS
    @JustWhyFFS 3 года назад +1969

    "Do you have a drinking problem?" No, he's great at it.

    • @onealmr
      @onealmr 3 года назад +10

      LOLOL

    • @VanillaMidgetSSBM
      @VanillaMidgetSSBM 3 года назад +31

      It's not a problem..
      He's got it figured out.

    • @burnerjack01
      @burnerjack01 3 года назад +34

      "Do you have a drinking problem?"
      "Yeah, you've got me bottle, mate."

    • @jeffloss18
      @jeffloss18 3 года назад +6

      Looks like a drinking solution

    • @theexilegod611
      @theexilegod611 3 года назад +1

      Oi, no problem mate. That just me thee chuckles really..

  • @GregoryMcStevens
    @GregoryMcStevens 3 месяца назад +14

    "why would you drink and drive"
    "i was goin to Sydney"
    Legend

  • @dj6799
    @dj6799 3 года назад +4357

    Plot Twist: he actually got a 10.000 but the breathalyzer doesn’t reach that high

    • @jacfernandez7251
      @jacfernandez7251 3 года назад +91

      I mean ive hit 1.0% but not many people could do that and tell the story. Your organs would shut down way before 10% lol

    • @PennDraken
      @PennDraken 3 года назад +11

      @@jacfernandez7251 Take a cab next time.

    • @jacfernandez7251
      @jacfernandez7251 3 года назад +65

      @@PennDraken i wasnt driving lol. I was barely capable of standing up

    • @Buffypoodle
      @Buffypoodle 3 года назад +8

      @@PennDraken When did he say he was driving

    • @ricks.9456
      @ricks.9456 3 года назад +9

      @@PennDraken And when did he say he was driving?

  • @mrandersen6872
    @mrandersen6872 3 года назад +4409

    "Why would you drink while driving?"
    "Well It's not going to intoxicate me."
    "How do you know?"
    *visible confusion as he just blew a .000*

    • @jaxkinjuriez4711
      @jaxkinjuriez4711 3 года назад +25

      on the homies mr andersen

    • @pubcollize
      @pubcollize 3 года назад +44

      Half a bottle of a mixed drink ain't gonna intoxicate someone on uppers. Especially not if he didn't drink a sip of it.

    • @averagegamer1684
      @averagegamer1684 3 года назад +68

      He's just built different. Simply told his body to not be effected

    • @mnfproductions2030
      @mnfproductions2030 3 года назад +13

      ruclips.net/video/MVhPaMSsca4/видео.html
      Breathilizer failed cuz homies built different , this video explains

    • @ChromeHotsauce
      @ChromeHotsauce 3 года назад +21

      Averagegamer 16 and @ everyone - it’s someones shitty song. Listened to 5 seconds and left.
      Dude, if you wanna advertise, be straightforward. Being misleading will make people hate you, as you can tell by your dislike - added one myself, and I encourage others to as well.
      Pissed bc I was curious how that worked :(

  • @eatonkuntz
    @eatonkuntz 3 года назад +2720

    "Do you have a drinking problem?"
    "Yeah no matter how much I have, I can never get drunk! It's terrible!"

    • @jomon324
      @jomon324 3 года назад +70

      Not even memeing, my grandfather couldn't absorb alcohol. It's apparently a semi-rare genetic anomaly.

    • @jhosright_Motscoud
      @jhosright_Motscoud 3 года назад +48

      @@jomon324 that sucks. Then it really is just fire water.

    • @arthurat7809
      @arthurat7809 3 года назад +7

      @@jhosright_Motscoud fire water hahahaha

    • @Nasher1805
      @Nasher1805 3 года назад +4

      @@jomon324 so does that mean he couldn't even die because of alcohol poisoning?

    • @onbored9627
      @onbored9627 3 года назад +16

      @@Nasher1805 Even too much water can kill someone, so if he drank enough anything he’d likely die. I am curious about the “not absorbing” thing. Does it just not effect his gaba receptors? Does the liver process it too quickly? Blood tests show it but no impairment? It’s got to go out through the kidneys unless he is pooping straight liquor one would think. Interesting either way. I had a friend with a similar condition where opioids would not work on him, both a blessing and a curse.

  • @bobdavid01
    @bobdavid01 2 месяца назад +10

    Insane play. Covered he was on drugs by pretending he was drinking and driving

  • @marcoantoniogalindolucches8085
    @marcoantoniogalindolucches8085 3 года назад +1900

    Well well, seems like Florida Man has some serious competition here.

  • @Top10Archive
    @Top10Archive 3 года назад +87430

    Plot Twist: When you're a methhead drinking your own meth-infused urine and having to tell a cop you're drinking alcohol while driving is a better option.

    • @Propth27373
      @Propth27373 3 года назад +681

      Oh hey

    • @piemasta93
      @piemasta93 3 года назад +2046

      Dude I just busted out laughing omg like legit LOL

    • @savxd
      @savxd 3 года назад +107

      @@Propth27373 good morning

    • @myhackedxbox
      @myhackedxbox 3 года назад +598

      47 min old comment on a 2 year old video and it already has 290 likes
      😂

    • @Lamazed
      @Lamazed 3 года назад +87

      Not all of us are like him

  • @kneesrape84
    @kneesrape84 3 года назад +4238

    Officer Scott Morrison seems a bit confused

  • @KillerKegsey1
    @KillerKegsey1 2 дня назад +1

    "Pupils were dilated"
    Meanwhile, the film-grade spotlight pointing at him:

  • @colincondit6434
    @colincondit6434 3 года назад +3035

    “They say I got a drinking problem, but I got no problem drinking at all”

  • @f3t586
    @f3t586 3 года назад +3850

    Next headline: “Australians have evolved to not be affected by alcohol due to mass consumption”

    • @alanperez7657
      @alanperez7657 3 года назад +31

      Only logical explanation

    • @joekurtz8303
      @joekurtz8303 3 года назад +22

      Or hes part 🇨🇮 Irish & just cant help it.

    • @RWilmot03
      @RWilmot03 3 года назад +7

      @@joekurtz8303 or Scottish 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿😉

    • @lynx4300
      @lynx4300 3 года назад +1

      as an aussie pretty much

    • @deathybrs
      @deathybrs 3 года назад +6

      Part Irish/Part Scottish - didn't y'all just describe an Aussie's heritage to a T?

  • @mantis_toboggan_md
    @mantis_toboggan_md 3 года назад +2433

    "It's not going to intoxicate me."
    "How do you know?"
    "Ask the machine."

    • @williamgoeres138
      @williamgoeres138 3 года назад +12

      HOLY SHIT, BEST COMMENT EVER!!!!!!!!

    • @burntrubberballs
      @burntrubberballs 3 года назад +1

      He is an alien

    • @sowhat...
      @sowhat... 3 года назад

      @@burntrubberballs from Drinkton/Drunkton.

    • @Likethetacosauce
      @Likethetacosauce 3 года назад

      I was thinking the same thing!!😅

    • @adumbchicken8022
      @adumbchicken8022 3 года назад +3

      @@burntrubberballs He aint an alien, he's a red blooded aussie thats what he is

  • @PCproffesorx
    @PCproffesorx 20 дней назад +2

    He was so zooted he doesn't even know where that half a bottle came from, he just assumed he must have drank it.

  • @Saltee
    @Saltee 3 года назад +7013

    "are you doing any drugs?"
    "im actually driving home"
    "he cracked the code"

    • @joshs.7612
      @joshs.7612 3 года назад +51

      Fyi you left out the no . "no I've got to drive home" . Please actually listen next time :)

    • @echoparodys864
      @echoparodys864 3 года назад +19

      “cracked” exactly

    • @all-in9365
      @all-in9365 3 года назад +16

      @@joshs.7612 thank god u can read and interpret every word im glad ur smart!

    • @Randomguy-kn3nv
      @Randomguy-kn3nv 3 года назад +21

      @@joshs.7612 damn bro Harvard just called

    • @anthonygiordano792
      @anthonygiordano792 3 года назад +7

      @@Randomguy-kn3nv yea they want to let him know that him and his entire future lineage and children are banned from the college after that slow remark

  • @thepirateflash
    @thepirateflash 2 года назад +10721

    So hear me out, he drank so much that he rolled the numbers over to exactly 0.00 instead of 9.99

    • @royhorn2782
      @royhorn2782 2 года назад +712

      That's funny shit. He isn't really breathing, because he is dead.

    • @1badombre82
      @1badombre82 2 года назад +338

      Ahaha good 1. Actually they max out at .27 I maxed out the breathalyzer going into rehab. Hospital tested my blood at .32

    • @valrobertson2347
      @valrobertson2347 2 года назад +18

      pirateflash
      Lmao 😆 that’s hilarious

    • @doobster1842
      @doobster1842 2 года назад +20

      It doesn’t go to 9.99 though

    • @darkevilazn
      @darkevilazn 2 года назад +70

      I'm surprised he's still alive. Any normal human would be dead over 1.00. But then again, I ain't from australia.

  • @LifeAccordingToMatt
    @LifeAccordingToMatt 3 года назад +2745

    Meanwhile his partner with 500kg of coke drove straight past. Well played bald man.

    • @NickDankstein
      @NickDankstein 3 года назад +61

      Yup, just cruising around town with half a ton of cocaine in the back.

    • @iyedbouazdia3594
      @iyedbouazdia3594 3 года назад +63

      Like seriously, I live near international border and we often hear about the customs catching big quantities of drugs but everyone knows the actual big stuff is going right under their noses

    • @obowurx6625
      @obowurx6625 3 года назад +5

      This!

    • @marioga90
      @marioga90 3 года назад +15

      They do something similar in the Mexico/ American border. They try to bring in large amounts of illegal baloney while the car carrying the drugs drives past while their busy.

    • @adisjamak5825
      @adisjamak5825 3 года назад +18

      @@iyedbouazdia3594 lollll right under their noses wink wink

  • @ScareynotHarry
    @ScareynotHarry 2 месяца назад +2

    This guy doesn’t have a drinking problem, he has a drinking solution!

  • @alexarmstrong5189
    @alexarmstrong5189 3 года назад +13745

    "Thought I'd have a bourbon on my way to sydney" fucking legend.

    • @staciehenderson6982
      @staciehenderson6982 3 года назад +275

      I love that he seems genuinely surprised that drinking while driving isn't allowed, even if you stay under the limit. Lol So drunk driving is bad but driving with a bit of a buzz is....kinda ok... 😆

    • @musskeeterbump
      @musskeeterbump 3 года назад +19

      Classy guy 😂

    • @zebatov
      @zebatov 3 года назад +14

      _A_ bourbon...

    • @alexcagg
      @alexcagg 3 года назад +65

      @@staciehenderson6982 I mean... drinking while driving is only illegal to prevent people from getting drunk while they drive, but logically there shouldn't be anything wrong with drinking while driving as long as you never exceed the legal blood alcohol limit.
      If I sip a beer in my car while driving. 1 sip and no more, that's illegal. But if I sip a beer put it down, get in my car and drive 3 hours having never drunk anymore it's not illegal, so the spirit of the law then is there to protect people from themselves.

    • @Orincaby
      @Orincaby 3 года назад +3

      @@alexolson9680 davver bErBYnnE on the wayter sYDNay

  • @DwijeshDookraz
    @DwijeshDookraz 3 года назад +4839

    The man isn’t intoxicated, hes just an *oblivion NPC*

    • @themule9285
      @themule9285 3 года назад +71

      Stop, you violated the law

    • @-kohakuma-
      @-kohakuma- 3 года назад +16

      I choked on my cola when I read this

    • @twitchhighlights9002
      @twitchhighlights9002 3 года назад +5

      LMAOOO

    • @renewagain6956
      @renewagain6956 3 года назад +6

      How many oranges do you have there?

    • @ofesp.
      @ofesp. 3 года назад +4

      I don’t know you and I don’t care to know you.

  • @jamesbond6889
    @jamesbond6889 3 года назад +4868

    "It's not gonna intoxicate me."
    "How do you know?"
    *"Well I did just blow a zero on the breathalyzer"*

    • @troymurphy8165
      @troymurphy8165 3 года назад +175

      “Twice”

    • @McJealous
      @McJealous 3 года назад +49

      :D :D Yeah brilliant. when he blew zero on the second machine it was game over xD

    • @SamS-lq5df
      @SamS-lq5df 3 года назад +2

      Did I??? Lol

    • @scoper7897
      @scoper7897 3 года назад +2

      @@McJealous r/whoost

    • @blakecannon6963
      @blakecannon6963 3 года назад

      Twice

  • @MathiasScott
    @MathiasScott 2 месяца назад +6

    He likely had the open bottle as cover to hide the fact he was high

  • @memeju1ce
    @memeju1ce 3 года назад +2762

    “why would you drink and drive”
    well officer, he blew 0

    • @FG-vp6id
      @FG-vp6id 3 года назад +14

      cheers i'll drink to that bro
      *kisses profile picture*

    • @oliveryt7168
      @oliveryt7168 3 года назад +7

      Either it's fake/ staged, or something is wrong with the device.

    • @caydencurtiss7418
      @caydencurtiss7418 3 года назад +14

      @@oliveryt7168 they did it again with a different device also he may have a condition that makes him process alcohol much faster than normal

    • @lilbean5955
      @lilbean5955 3 года назад +7

      i think he's on drugs, look at his eyes

    • @Yaroslav_Tselovanskyi
      @Yaroslav_Tselovanskyi 3 года назад +13

      ​@@lilbean5955 Does it matter if he can think straight and move normal?

  • @lionelhutz-attorneyatlaw4443
    @lionelhutz-attorneyatlaw4443 3 года назад +1601

    "Cops hate him! See how he can drink as much he wants with this one, weird trick".

    • @Amplified435
      @Amplified435 3 года назад +21

      Underrated comment is underrated.

    • @peamutbubber
      @peamutbubber 3 года назад +8

      Bankers hate him! See how he keeps making MILLIONS with this one trick!

    • @MsElizaRae
      @MsElizaRae 3 года назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @anisah8546
      @anisah8546 3 года назад +3

      This comment will reach 1k likes by the end of today

    • @accoun
      @accoun 3 года назад +2

      700th like

  • @ShroudedPhoenix
    @ShroudedPhoenix 3 года назад +1978

    "you can't drink and drive mate"
    *passes two breathalyzer tests at .000 and passes further testing*
    apparently he can

    • @babyj5184
      @babyj5184 3 года назад +5

      Hahahaha this had me good!!

    • @chasenk00019
      @chasenk00019 3 года назад +69

      I think he filled an empty bottle with normal coke just to mess with the cops, probably has a McLaren at home.

    • @jedell
      @jedell 3 года назад

      Nice comment dude (stolen comment)

    • @the_car_guy5915
      @the_car_guy5915 3 года назад

      The man needs a license for that.

    • @Aaron-zu3xn
      @Aaron-zu3xn 3 года назад +5

      the scary thing is if it's not alcohol what is it? fake alcohol is very common in China as well and contains nasty chemicals that will intoxicate you but you won't wake up the next day because you'll have seizures and choke on vomit in your sleep

  • @badbichdb
    @badbichdb 2 месяца назад +2

    I was cheering for this man the entire time. The third breathalyzer I was so skiffed

  • @TwoTwoFourSix
    @TwoTwoFourSix 3 года назад +1676

    He’s got the official evidence to call himself a heavy weight

    • @TheRealSamPreece
      @TheRealSamPreece 3 года назад +29

      Probably the only drug where people are actually proud of being able to resist its affects.

    • @OKANGUVEN99
      @OKANGUVEN99 3 года назад +30

      @@TheRealSamPreece Just another way of saying "I must abuse my body and my wallet more than you for the same effect"

    • @frog403
      @frog403 3 года назад +13

      Think about this normally someone could take a couple shots of that and be intoxicated, this man was drinking it like it was fruit punch and has no trace of it in his system. There is no doubt in my mind that he wasn’t a former spy or current spy

    • @rez1k199
      @rez1k199 3 года назад

      Behz

    • @philippe8160
      @philippe8160 3 года назад

      More like a God.

  • @StanleyMalbroughRoninHD
    @StanleyMalbroughRoninHD 3 года назад +2599

    "Do you have a drinking problem?"
    "Um, according to your breathalyzer, I'm the solution."

    • @ceez__uno
      @ceez__uno 3 года назад +8

      😂😂😂

    • @texasred5250
      @texasred5250 3 года назад +8

      This guy tries to get alcohol poisoning for fun.

    • @thaspacegoatae3419
      @thaspacegoatae3419 3 года назад

      @@texasred5250 I've done that daily since covid became a thing.

  • @GregSereda
    @GregSereda 2 года назад +8843

    Do you have a drinking problem?
    Nope. I could drink all I want. No problem.

    • @No__Vanity
      @No__Vanity 2 года назад +33

      Thats the most boomer joke ever

    • @wyatts.4513
      @wyatts.4513 2 года назад +112

      @@No__Vanity its not a boomer joke you just don't have a since of humor

    • @morrisw4284
      @morrisw4284 2 года назад +12

      @@wyatts.4513 your sense of humor is not a universal standard.

    • @WillCheadle
      @WillCheadle 2 года назад +32

      @@morrisw4284 your point being?

    • @marvinzimmerman1878
      @marvinzimmerman1878 2 года назад +32

      @@No__Vanity people who still say boomer are boomers

  • @sirultim8643
    @sirultim8643 Год назад +5

    I would trust this man in the road