Knives you don't hand to people
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- Опубликовано: 12 сен 2016
- Thinking about knives that I preferred not to hand anybody who isn't experience with knives there's three classifications anyone supervise and no one
Knives from left to right:
.Spyderco Delica 4 with Emerson wave
.Benchmade 553 Griptilian SBK OD
.Benchmade 583 barrage
.Microtech ultratech Tri grip (OTF or Out The Front Knife)
.Benchmade 51 Morpho
.Paragon warlock from Asheville Steel
Butterfly knives would be the knife I carry with me so if I get attacked at night the assailant gets to see some cool shit before I accidently kill myself for them.
And if you successfully pull off the trick, they be more scared of you than you are of them
And then You get shoot
@@Eustakista shot
With beer
@@r_spyder that's what someone who didn't get shoot says
there's a secret 4th category: "knives I don't even show on youtube"
Because those are the ones he uses for back alley surgery
imagine him with a clever 💀
5th category knives that don't exist
@@Tamnd605 your name got me for a second
@@fluppy9690 lol
Somewhat ironically, now 25 million people know how to operate a paragon warlock.
24 now lol
The manufacturer should honestly name him a brand ambassador or give him some sort of commission because I'm pretty sure this video has unironically given them more sales than any of their own advertising strategies lmao
@@threezus7740 if half percent of people that watched, would buy one, thats over 100000 knifes.
How to operate a Paragon Warlock: push the button and wiggle it. Simple!
@@DavidCowie2022 how to operate virtually any knife - don't touch the sharp part
Don't forget the three types of people, the ones you trust with a sharp knife, the ones you trust with a butter knife, and the ones you think twice about giving a plastic fast food knife. Learned one of my friends was not the first category when he opened the box of my new chef knife upside-down, tried to catch the now tumbling knife, sending the knife spinning across the room, and sending himself to the ER for stitches.
i physicall felt that, omg.
“Hey can I get a knife?”
Him:”What level are you?”
LOL
15 dexterity required to operate
My dad gave the most dangerous one when i was 10 i still have it today
If u gotta ask, then you don’t know them enough to be handing them a nife tbh
Adventurer my knives are far too strong for you, a giant would struggle to lift it, even more so a man.
Person: hey could I use a knife?
Knife guys: *pulls out 49 different knives*
Yea, which do you want my Sog, Ka-bar, Gerber, Kershaw, TG, etc
for real 💀😭
i’m sure this guy is lovely though lol
@Frank Parker got the signal too
I can confirm
Immediately does all csgo balisong animations in 1 consecutive motion
That was a the best knife video. Now I'm 37. I grew up in Boston. Knives on every corner store. But I'm a knife guy. When I grew up there were no practice butterfly knives unless it had a comb on the end. Please, if you don't know how to use one. Don't say you do and make a person regret handing it to you. Great video. Please people,take this man's advice. Take care
Yep. Best thing you can do is say "limited experience, explain like I'm a child anyway." Worst case, you're a little humble but walk away fine. Best case, you impress yourself and someone else a bit.
Oh, and ALWAYS learn balisong on a trainer before you switch to a real blade.
You are the person who showed me inspiration to collecting knives and seeing the paragon warlock just amazed me
i remeber i once bought a full size buttefly knife when i was like 11 year old, at the beach with my cousins, i just realized how dumb he was, he sold a butterfly knife to a 10 year old and a tazer to a 12 year old
lol
@Jose Rivera if he has a tazer and a knife its gotta be florida
I am dieing
Easy money
Its the beach. They'll sell u anything
Me bleeding to death: you know I’m somewhat of a knife guy myself
Ask me whether my other 9 fingers went
@@trumptookthevaccine1679 at least you can have 9 knifes now
"Oh yeah. Im a knife guy. I get stabbed all the time."
I feel for you
deep inside my heart, you know I’m somewhat of a knife guy myself
Honestly glad that my brother had a (I think) purposefully full balisong/butterfly knife for practice or just looks. They’re fun to play with when the worst damage they can cause is a mild sting.
This is still probably one of my favorite knives videos on RUclips and I don’t know why
"id hand a knife to a 10-year-old boy"
responsible 100
My dad gave me my first knife when I was 6 I learned through cuts.
@@noname-bt9ky im british and learn how knifes work when we were born because we bri'ish. cant say nothin man
@@HaykoXG is it chewsday for you? are you on youchube rn?
"Or 10 year old girl, or whatever, 10 year old"
@@HaykoXG funny when carry knives is banned over there
It’s tradition to come back to this video every once in a while
Exactly lol
yeah
Yep
ikr
Same lol I’ve watched it 3 times in the past two years
im not a knife person. but its tradition to come back to this video every now and then
i watched this as a kid and i still return every few yrs, im p sure this video sparked my love for knives
There are two types of people:
- Those who call it a balisong.
- Those who call it a butterfly knife.
I thought it was called a butterfly knife
@@bonesmac6103 it's both, but I've just heard more people same butterfly, but I've seen more people online say balisong
Secret third call it a Batangas knife
@@bonesmac6103 butterfly knife is the English for balisong, and batangas knife because it was made on batangas a city in the Phillippines
@@jellyjami31 u big brain🙏🏾
“I’d throw that knife at them” -responsible adult on the internet
i would throw a knife at them with no problem, i will just warn them its sharp
@Karl Marks huh? You good man?
“ok *only* the point the knife at something you intent to kill”
“But it’s only a knife?”
The knife:
ruclips.net/video/f6PIpLFcUOg/видео.html
@@thatonedude-6819 dude are you alright why U watch a video about spring loaded knives
i threw a knife at someone and i got arrested but he is allowed to say "do that" and he does not get in trouble
who cares if i did throw the knife at someones face and it was a throwing knife
watching and hearing you describe how people mistreat the last knife just makes me… feel the pain
Right? I feel like if I had never seen a bali before, and someone handed me one, I would be too terrified to actually open it lol
I love these no bs, straight to the point videos
I just realized today that there is a knife community
Yeah and somehow all 10 of them are close friends too
Knife collecting goes hand in hand with Monster energy drinks, drywall, and anime.
That’s been a community before youtube even existed
Back when forums was all you had
I’m not saying I was there to witness it but I have stumbled across 12 or 13 or 14 year old posts on random old websites
Of course there’s even more I just don’t know about it some that don’t even exist anymore
Fuck it in joining
Refrigerator door community
I live in London and I get handed knifes. In my chest
Same in Liverpool mate
Lol same!
Same yo I have 46 rn
Oy bruv kinda rude ya stickin' that knoife in my chest init
DontReadMyName same I got 60 right now
I remember watching this video about 2 years ago and I still love it
I really like the gravity knife, I got a similar paragon one that was a bit hefty priced but it really is good, also its cool.
Me: ”Hey kid.”
Kid: *Turns around*
Me: Catch!
Kid: AAAAAA MY HAND !!!!!!!
*throws balisong knife*
Kid: ah shit, here we go again.
water sheep bruh, dead meme and u didn’t even use it right
Im not mario right
“I’ll throw that knife at them”
*Yeeeeeeaaaaahhhhh that wording could have been slightly better*
@@bromanr7209 no it could not have been better, it was gold
@Robert lol i would throw that
@Robert Hey I came from that video
@Robert nah i'd get an attachment on a rifle that shoots ballistics
I have somehow managed to come back to this video every year and now i memorized what knife’s not to hand to people
I don’t collect knifes. . .
You're a really knife guy for sharing this info.
I like how he says THROW a knife at a 10 year old
yeet
war crimes
@@_DeadEnd_ LMAO
@@_DeadEnd_u will not advance in knife throwing if u dont throw them at small children
After spending the last few months working around kids I fully support throwing knives at them
"Oh I just opened it- Oh shit I just cut myself." Was the most causal way to say it and I genuinely laughed
That's how you know they're not knife people, they freak out when they cut themselves
2:36
@@boblikescheeseman4857 ur a fucking king
that's how I always act when I cut myself, I don't even own any knives for myself right now, but I've just gotten so used to cutting myself at work
Ikr
Best video on youtube ive been coming back to this for years now
This is one of the videos of all time
Opened RUclips for some mathematic lessons but the good old Yt algorithm didn't let me down
Omg same
Damn right. Same here
i opened youtube at the top “every time dark side has died in the dc universe” underneath that is this video
@@duckdown4337 🤡
@@duckdown4337 did you have a bad day or something?
British officer: “QUIT RESISTING ARREST AND GIVE ME THE KNIFE!!”
Me: "Im sorry officer, I cant hand you this knife, its too dangerous, you might hurt yourself!!1"
Canada*
Canada we are too nice to carry knives we only carry love
YOU FOOL! ZA WARUDO
dad, stop embarrassing me
Giorno Giovanna go back to your gang or something
I was 'playing' with my buddy's Spiderco knife, trying to switch it open using just wrist action.....the shift in weight when it did open almost made me chop the tip of my nose off. I was so lucky and I learned a ton
It's all about the respect you have for any types of lethal weapon. Whenever gun or knives. I always handle them with the utmost respect and the mentality that this is dangerous even if it's just a kitchen knife.
I don't look at knives as a lethal weapon more than I look at a box cutter as a lethal weapon. Obviously, you could kill someone with it, but it wasn't designed to do that. A gun is a different story as killing people is it's only use.
@@mihaidragnea9785 "A gun's only use is killing people" is the most insane take I have ever heard. For God's sake, have you ever heard of hunting? Or sport shooting?
As a former knife vendor, there are two things I always had.
1) lots of knives
2) lots of bandaids for customers who thought they knew knives.
But you see I have seen a BUNCH of switchblade trick videos and tbh it doesnt look that hard. I am sure I could do it myself ;)
@@JustSomeGuyInAChairIDunno Trust me I'm a professional at this shit even though I haven't used one before
Yeah, was the same, love when they cut themselves on feeling the edge... I mean how do you manage that?
@@oorrrii yes, i can fire this gun, im a professional, just let me look down the barrel to check if its loade-
@@PickleNick7008 What is this hole in my chest!?
“ He will watch anything “ - YT algorithm
I guess dere right
It’s nice to felt seen. 🎩🥃👨🏻🚀
LOL
And it actually works
Goddamn right
I don't know why but over the last 4 years I've watched this like 40 times
Been a knife guy for I don’t know how long, and this is the first time I’ve seen that kind of action
“Hey can I use that knife?”
**Must be level 100 to equip**
“Damnit!”
Lol nice one
Indeed
Hahaha that's good 🤣. If I ever own a particularly dangerous knife, I might have it engraved with that. That'll be pretty funny
that seems like a very common thing for someone to ask
Ngl this Dex build looks insane
Im sorry if I were to give a double edged knife to someone after explaining that it is double edged and they still cut themselves I would just be disappointed
And disappointed you will be, since there are people like that.
Source: Me
Im so sorry but the picture of a dude staring at a guy bleeding from his hand with an extremely disappointed stare cracks me up
my favorite is when you say "its razor sharp be very careful" and they immediately start poking at the blade to see how sharp it is
You put too much faith in people
@@tonyjay1723 that is something i love to do
No matter if it is a knife, scalpel, razor, a random sharp broken plastic, i always run my finger on the sharp part, to feel the sharpness. Surprisingly i have yet to cut myself bad that way
i seen this video 10 times and ill continue to watch it
i remember watching this video a couple years ago on a different account and i thought of it recently but didn’t have time to look it up
this video popped up randomly on my home page without any searches
Yo the paragon part belongs in the category “Music”
Shadow The Catto it’s music to our ears
@Shadow The Catto i think its bc of paragonx9
Yeah
Chan da lego balisong guy nah it’s the double edged dagger my dude
Wow
you can hand them to me...
How do you say so?
ngl I would be happy if someone just handed me a butterfly knife
@@SHRIIMPSUCKS yeah they’re pretty cool and once you can do tricks it’s fun to pull it out and start doing tricks in front of people
@@SHRIIMPSUCKS same
@@SHRIIMPSUCKS Same
No nonsense. Straight to the point. Good video 👍
This is actually the exact video that introduced me to the Paragon Warlock and is also the exact reason i own one.
Never give a child a batarang, worst choice of my life. Yeah, he's dead. He sliced his throat. But, technically I didn't kill him, he killed himself.
Batman, I thought you died in endgame.
Batman damn not the Robin!!!
Wanna know how I got these scars?..
Batman His name must’ve been Robin
Seams ligit
When he opened that Paragon or whatever he called it. It was just such a SATISFYING sound!
And after that sound I bought one immediately
if you see this replay i was your 100th like :)
A paragon warlock
@@jacksonczochara9573 how was it?
Pretty much all of them are satisfying
Definitely adding this to my collection!
So remember kids, when someone didn't wanna give you their balisong it's not because they're stingy, it's because they don't want you to dirty their balisong with your blood.
"Knives you just don't hand to people.
#1: A bomb"
lmaooo
A bomb really is just a whole lot of knives thrown out really quick....
@@t.c.bramblett617 frag grenade
A gun
@@ArpaZha its just a mini knife launcher
I like how he doesn't care if the person gets cut he cares if they bleed on the knife
Well, unless you're being reckless you may at most need a couple stitches if you cut yourself. Meanwhile, that knife is $300
@Mario ...Yes, that is the point of knife collecting. Also, the video is about showing to other people, people who probably haven't handled a knife before.
@Mario imagine thinking human life is worth shit haha
@@cufticcefur809 your trolling right?
well of course, because then you have to clean the knife and it can be a pain in the arse
It's good to visit this video once in awhile.
Amen
The paragon or whatever its called is beautiful af and so was that sliding one, fourth from the left
Him: Ten year old girl/ 10 year old boy 10 year old whatever
Me: *Looks at my dog 🐶 🐕
LMAO
10 year old dog?
@@xirenzhang9126 lol no he means that when he said you can hand it to a 10 year old or WHATEVER meaning that you can hand it to anything so he looks at his dog lol
@@anthonyspinnichio7766 yeah but is his dog 10 years old
Lol same
This guys just walking around wishing for one question: Hey does anybody have a knife??
Reminds me of this video
ruclips.net/video/YAD0a6wWFrI/видео.html
@@Its_Captain_Jack_Sparrow same!
ruclips.net/video/Szhrn-nQe5E/видео.html Knife guy when he was small
Yeah. Don't be fooled tho. It only looks like a butterfly knife
*Hey does anybody want a knife??
I recognize that microtech just because my company manufacturers several components that go into it. One specifically is the 'x' button that you flip up and down. Very intriguing and innovative design *very* expensive brand
Its a tradition to come back to this video
Me: hands someone a knife and tells them it's sharp
Them: accidentally cuts themselves and is somehow surprised the knife is sharp
The problem is most people haven't handled actually razor sharp knives before
Lol, this happens a lot. I let someone see my benchmade balisong (like the one in the video). I told them it was very sharp, etc. and 5 seconds later they cut themselves with it. I stopped letting people see that knife. :)
People grow up with gas station knives made of graham cracker steel, never sharpen them, and then say they are "knife guys". I don't think a lot of people have experienced an actually sharp knife before
*surprised pikichu face*
That happened to me, but with a mini axe, it was a small but an unconfortable cut
I was about to hand someone all these knives, luckily this popped up in my recommended just in time.
No u don't xD [i would like to know the name of the 4th one]
@@bogdan700 It's a switchblade, and the actual name is in the description. lol
Pandas Curse you get wooshed!
ImELFY anddd you get wooshed!
Nigga u stupid
I have a lot of respect for anyone who can quick open a butterfly knife
I like he just goes straight into it, no intro, not even a greeting
I just carry a 1 meter broadsword.
Then if someone asks for it they must best me in a duel beforehand.
Then a kung fu master shows up and defeat you.
In Soviet Russia, Broadsword carry *You*
Lol that’s so good!😂😂😂
@@qas2644 not with the armor he wears with the broadsword
I'm pretty sure Texas is probably the only state you can legally open carry a sword in a sheath because yup everyone totally does that. You can carry any blades over 6 inches does anyone? If you want to probably look stupid maybe lol
Nobody:
RUclipss recommendation system: You like knifes right?
DragonSlayer Gaming knives*
It was apparently right
Yep
hell yah
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Outstanding video.
The balisong looks really cool
This video was made two years ago.....this guy is probably confused as hell
Rand al'Thor Wheres all these comments coming from?
Those ten year olds would be thirteen now.
I saw it two years ago...
@@SanjuGhandhi wtf you took my favorite fictional character and stole his name ... shit you gonna call your self drizzt do'urden from r.a. salavatore's books or richard rahl next damn ...... just kiddin lol i was surprised when i saw the name it is rare for me to see some one who likes the same kind of books as i do ... even more rare that the person likes the guy enough to take the name on for them selves ... although i liked mat cauthen almost as much as rand ... if only because that man robert Jorden could make me for real laugh out loud while reading and that is a rare thing the only other character in a book that has ever been able to do that for me were zedd zul zorander from the sword of truth series witch is just as long if not longer than rands story although not as well written and the kinder from the dragonlance books that i read when i was in juvie when i was like 14 or 15 the main wizard was called raistlen .. it is funny almost all the notables like the real good fantasy books have the hero named with a name that starts with a r ... any way i rambled and just am going to find my new kobo that i have every fantasy book written in north america since the 1920's on it and pick something while i smoke a splif then a cigarette so for the book but if you pushed through the whole wheele of time i am sure you can skim through this in seconds ..spelling mistakes and all .. i dont fix them because i type amazingly fast and it would take much longer to right click on the two or three words that i fucked up than it took to type the whole thing also i am from two different english speaking countries and they spell quite a lot of words different than each other anD I LEARNED BOTH SO THEY JUST COME OUT WHEN I TYPE shit i could go forever . i have to pause to think of more shit to say .. and now i will be finished just me and my 66,897 books that i havent been reading for a few days i am in the middle of the complete works of Sigmund Freud and it is almost as manny pages as the wheele of time and the sword of truth and all of the books mr salavatore have written put together ,,, and once i am done that piece of reading i am going to start my own series of books because with my record a job is hard to get and even when i do they ask for a record check eventually so i can work a till .. or unload trucks full of cigarettes with a forklift and i already fractured l4 and two other vertebrates around 10 years ago ... what the fuck am i doing telling everyone all this damn that shatter spread on paper that i rolled with serious weed must have made me crazt to write this ,,, it just feels nice to type with out needing to think things up as fast as i can to tell a good story .. just to type for the fun of it and tell some of my real story just felt nice .. sorry anyone who really read this all the way . lol lmfucken ass off i doubt even one person will read this half a novel right here also i left out almost all proper grammar `and just used multipul ...................................... this like that lol ...
@Shrek Wes on reading the Sigmund Freud. or on something else that is suposedly time wasting to you .. and remember i type 91 wpm on my last google test last week and i was drunk and smoking shatter so it took like less than 2 or 3 min to type and other than the fact that i am reading the insane psychologist/Psychiatrist that almost all doctors have to at lease learn some of his works weather he was clinically insane himself or not
Sorry officer. This is on my "don't hand to anyone" list
strange seeing comments with 500 likes and no replies
@@iisadragonborn7128 fuck you
@@jesuschrist4185 God bless you!
@@BigWheel. 😂😭
@@jesuschrist4185 wanna talk about it, man?
Those are pretty cool!
Show & Tell day legend right here
_How to deal with bullies?_
Google: Tell the teacher right away.
Bing:
1:08
DuckDuckGo:
If you open carry a firearm, no one will bully you…
Never use a knife on anyone pussy
Lol
hand them a knife they arent a high enough level for and let god sort them out :D
Gun community:
“This is a gun that I would hand to a 12 year old boy.. 12 year old girl boy it doesn’t matter”
As long as they know how guns work and gun safety
Cases where loaded guns were misfired:
👀💧
Turns out it's an ak and it's russia
guns aren't so fun
he said 10 year old but idrc
gotta come back to this video every two years
what a saint for putting this video out there.
This is literally the fifth time in 3 years that this has been recommended. I am once again reuniting with my comrades
Edit: it’s been 6 months now and I virtually get daily notifications about this video, RUclips really seems to like recommending this video XD
Second edit (23-03-2022): I was at a shop and actually saw 2 paragon warlocks on sale, i asked the owner if I could handle them and he said yes. Really fun to handle, if you know what you’re doing :)
Back from year 2.
Yo year 2. Hi
Same her welcome back tovarish
Been back here 5 times to sense It came out
always a good time with knife people
I physically recoiled when he pushed his hand onto the double sided blade.
Ok attention seeker
@@KClO3 Having basic human function doesn't make you an attention seeker.
@@KClO3 is this what autism does to people?
@@spidermonk3uVvwy8-2 yes
@@spidermonk3uVvwy8-2 yeah
that green benchmade griptallian you got on the left is what i had.. and it almost lobbed the top of my pinky off just from the gravity of the blade closing from using the lock mechanism.. it was that sharp.. i used superglue to close the flap of skin... extremely capable sharp knife.. i had a kershaw junkyard dog to 2 badass knives.. both stolen when i went homeless..
You know now I want a paragon warlock
Going back to this because I just bought a Paragon Warlock. I literally had to stop a dude from touching the blade and trying to close it RIGHT after I showed them how to close it
That's freaking funny it's probably a pretty common problem with the Warlock
@@Lugermonger35 I was like, "no no no, stop!" before he almost cut his fingers on the razor sharp blade
So basically you relate to this piece of work above and get off on it. Little knife thing makes you secure.
@@itsruf1 Excuse you?
@@itsruf1 boooo, you're boring
2:03 i physically cringed at this it made me PHYSICALLY uncomfortable watching this to the point where i felt my fingers tingle
I also felt it
Same even though I’m a kid if yo gonna touch it touch like the bit without a sharp bit
I mean you technically could close it with your hand even if it was razor sharp as long as you don’t slide your fingers
@@Zack-bl2gg yeah and that’s also the basis for half swording
I know I am not a knife person and I know that just doesn’t look right
That microtech looks so cool
this holds well even now 7 years after this video was made.
When you're blessed with the algorithm god for the most random videos
True
Wtf i see you in every youtuber i watch comment section
Datboi Nameb me to
Yoo this guy
bro wtf i see you everywhere
As long as I have the confidence that they know how to handle a knife,
*ill throw that knife at them*
Memez Daily OR they play video games
Your profile pic is hilarious 😂
@@xplane11fan93 a dead meme from 2016 is hilarious
XDD
TheUpsideDownLamp NuMBErS 42000 laks
A knife is a tool like a gun. You respect it, and are educated on proper handling features and safety of each and every one. I don't say obviously too often, but if you don't feel someone isn't competent to have a tool, you don't do it.
Now I get to hand these out to kids thank you so much
“Knives you should not hand to people.”
*Hands to someone anyways*
Only if their ten years old
person: are you a cat or dog persog
lugermonger: *knife*
I'm a dog persog
I'm a cat persog
*_-persog-_*
I couldn't help but picture a persog putting a leash on their knife and taking it for a walk
i'm a persog
omfg as soon as the knife was half open and he put his hand near the blade i got goosebumbs and was like NO PLEASE
Just watching this for the fourth time as it comes into the recommended once again. Thanks algorithm.
**robber breaks into his house**
Lugermonger: Hello my fellow gentleman.
Laughingnote 313 literally so true
**GETS SHOT**
*_You picked the wrong house foo_*
Kristo Martinez I shoot first
Whole ass gang: *breaks in* Luger, holding his Bali song and the body of one of them: *G e n t l e m e n*
"These knives are too strong for you traveller" - Knife Seller
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how many times have i been recommended this video?
I showed off my warlock at work to my knife friend and a few other dudes in the break room wanted to see it. Exactly what you described happened and I had to repeatedly stop them
“They don’t know it’s sharp”
Me:ITS A KNIFE
Gaming Nightcore
F
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Gaming Nightcore very few people know what an actually sharp knife really is, what most people think is sharp is unbearable to me and feels dull
Keisukek Bakahashi very true
he means people dont know how sharp knives can realy be
"Yeah I'll just throw that knife at someone..." Ummmm ok...
Yeah, a closed knife you dummy. most if not all actual knife people know better than to throw an open blade at somebody (unless you intended to)
Obertron 12345 he not literal dork
I am a literal dork
Kevin Oloane it's a joke dork XD
Bigdork 😂 good to know.
Never before have I physically recoiled and been unable to look straight at a digital video until he demonstrated the situation where others push (with force) the blade end to close that last knife.
Totally agree and those are all sick knives