Al Murray Takes on Career Politicians | Pub Landlord | Universal Comedy
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- Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
- Al Murray explains why our political parties are a JOKE, and explains the problem with career politicians
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Saw Al at Plymouth Arena about 12 years ago and he was superb! The way he works off the audience is a real comedy skill!
It’s such a niche talent in standup, you’ve got to be so on the ball to incorporate it so much into your act
Al Murray: The only show where the front seats are cheaper than the rear seats
Still talkin bout parliament?
You never seen stand up before kid ?
neither are safe, though
"You must have caned it the first year!" that killed me! :D
What does it mean? (Seriously...)
@@leanderian I think it is because she is a mature age student, he is suggesting that she is in fact about 19 but because she partied and drank so hard in her first year, that she looks old.
I think.
the crack about the thousand year empire going over everyone's head was priceless, and made it even funnier.
Haha it was a great line!
He actually made everyone in the audience say “joke” in a quick goofy high pitch sound, I wish he shoulda spit the beer after that and laughed that woulda made my life
What a sad life you have kid
Seen Al live 4 times, 4 of the best evenings of my life, my entire body ached from laughter. Love this guy 👍🤣😂🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
Al Murray is a master of working the room
All joking aside…. He’s right. Career politicians are bad for politics and government. Sack the lot!
Funnily enough, without knowing anything about english politics, the way he described the partys exactly fit the Austrian politicians. Some things are all the same around the world
Pity wank....gold LOL
02:10 notice how his glass empties out one second to the next
The Pub Landlord for Prime Minister!
He would have made a good double act with alf garnet 😂🤣😂🤣
So true!
This guy is superb! He is sooo funny.
Exactly, I’m so glad to have met him earlier today
Saw him at Leeds City Varieties theatre about 10 years ago. The front two rows were all tree surgeons or the close family of those tree surgeons.
Utterly brilliant show by Al Murray.
An expert comes to tell the time, borrows your watch, tells the time incorrectly and keeps the watch.
Would love to Al murray here in 2024. So much subject material but unfortunately wouldnt be allowed
Who else is watching in 2023 when British politics is even more of a *joke*
Try a month into a Starmer govt in 2024.....
“Shield of waffle”!
:-D
The lack of appreciation for the humanitarian relief gag is disgraceful.
Surely an expert is a former drip under pressure
In Folkestone he IS called Nigel Faridge...
Love it love it keep going my bruv x
Up vote, just for the very 1st joke!
Great al 🌟
Al Murray or Liz Truss for PM, let's have a vote here!😀
Staff Officer, starts at lieutenant colonel, and further promotion.
Just, please, remember that Reform UK is the party formerly known as UKIP (via The Brexit Party).
So what
@@hissingsidll750 So they aren't actually the fresh new party with no baggage that they purport to be.
And just got the third largest number of votes in a national election, from a standing start, with no short money, in a few short weeks.
Where was this filmed please?
Think this is the Theatre Royal in Bath.........
Love him!
I hope the audience got his humour. 🤞
Same with people who own a certain car,its a SPORTAGE,not a sportAAAAAAAAAAAAAge
When did we start voting for “Korean Politicians”?
Probably about the same time we started voting for Pakistani ones.
Hes a pub landlord-and he accepts a pint like that?
For those who can't, do the "Joke" on the inhale.
Why had we given over control to korean politicians ?
finessed
can't give me some love get F**ked GBP
Harry Potter has NOT aged well.
Neither has your braincells. 😂
Neither have you ❤
Humanitarian relief Now there is a garbage degree course. She had better practice the expression would you like fries with that.
That was her job not her degree
Her husband is a high ranking staff officer and they have public school accents, I doubt that she has to work at all, that’s a typical job for her social class, usually for one of the major charities.
God bless Nigel Farage, a national hero!
Ffs mate
@carruthers100 he's got a German wife hasn't he?
@@carlsummers2316 And? German is going down the gutter. His passport will be worthless in a while.
@carruthers100 you're confusing Europe with a fascist trade federation known as the EU
@@carlsummers2316 yeah nigel loves Europe, but dislikes that fascist trade federation known as the European Union
Dissapointed he didnt play on the irony of the Lady studying Humanitarianism whilst her husband is a staff seargent for an armed forces that has surely contributed greatly to humanitarian crisies for hundreds of years.
Where did you get "staff sergeant" from? An officer isn't a sergeant. Getting a little bit ahead of yourself...
2024
Al
It's still a joke 🫡
Well in the US we gave power to a non expert failed business man and he almost kept it by force...
Worse. We voted him out in favor of a senile man who wants to take ALL OUR FREEDOMS.
How's it working out under sleepy Joe at the helm?
@@stevelufc64 well we had mid term elections, the people who won were elected and the people who lost weren't... Sounds good to me, a change from an illegal power grab. Not sure you will see the advantage in this though. Cheers and happy New Year.
@@stevelufc64 Here are 23 of Joe Biden’s greatest accomplishments as president of the United States.
1. Passed the $1.2 trillion bipartisan infrastructure package to increase investment in the national network of bridges and roads, airports, public transport and national broadband internet, as well as waterways and energy systems.
2. Helped get more than 500 million life-saving COVID-19 vaccinations in the arms of Americans through the American Rescue Plan.
3. Stopped a 30-year streak of federal inaction on gun violence by signing the Bipartisan Safer Communities Act that created enhanced background checks, closed the “boyfriend” loophole and provided funds for youth mental health.
4. Made a $369 billion investment in climate change, the largest in American history, through the Inflation Reduction Act of 2022.
5. Ended the longest war in American history by pulling the troops out of Afghanistan.
6. Provided $10,000 to $20,000 in college debt relief to Americans with loans who make under $125,000 a year.
7. Cut child poverty in half through the American Rescue Plan.
8. Capped prescription drug prices at $2,000 per year for seniors on Medicare through the Inflation Reduction Act.
9. Passed the COVID-19 relief deal that provided payments of up to $1,400 to many struggling U.S. citizens while supporting renters and increasing unemployment benefits.
10. Achieved historically low unemployment rates after the pandemic caused them to skyrocket.
11. Imposed a 15% minimum corporate tax on some of the largest corporations in the country, ensuring that they pay their fair share, as part of the historic Inflation Reduction Act.
12. Recommitted America to the global fight against climate change by rejoining the Paris Agreement.
13. Strengthened the NATO alliance in support of Ukraine after the Russian invasion by endorsing the inclusion of world military powers Sweden and Finland.
14. Authorized the assassination of the Al Qaeda terrorist Ayman al-Zawahiri, who became head of the organization after the death of Osama bin Laden.
15. Gave Medicare the power to negotiate prescription drug prices through the Inflation Reduction Act while also reducing government health spending.
16. Held Vladimir Putin accountable for his invasion of Ukraine by imposing stiff economic sanctions.
17. Boosted the budget of the Internal Revenue Service by nearly $80 billion to reduce tax evasion and increase revenue.
18. Created more jobs in one year (6.6 million) than any other president in U.S. history.
19. Reduced healthcare premiums under the Affordable Care Act by $800 a year as part of the American Rescue Plan.
20. Signed the PACT Act to address service members’ exposure to burn pits and other toxins.
21. Signed the CHIPS and Science Act to strengthen American manufacturing and innovation.
22. Reauthorized the Violence Against Women Act through 2027.
23. Halted all federal executions after the previous administration reinstated them after a 17-year freeze.
@@stevelufc64 and the price of oil is down 😎
Funny as toothache
Yeh...you stick to loose women
Finally, we have a Labour government where some of the cabinet did come up from actual labour, and Nigel Farage (who hasn't fixed his name) is an MP for a new rubbish party.
That didn't age well did it ..4 weeks in and what a fuckin mess they've made in that short time...what a cretin 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
I like Al but he never seems to have a punchline
Probably because there are too many coming too fast for you to catch one.
Tbf Nigel Farage is the best hope for the uk as PM
Ive just watched a performance from 12 years ago and he was on fire....he's not as good here - like he's not firing on all cylinders - still great but not as great
If you like Al and voted Brexit nows ya time to take a long walk off a short fkin pier mate - dk hed
Most useless unresponsive crowd in the history of comedy! The Bar Manager could smell the fear
Years later and we're still waiting for the boarding school Muppet Murray to discuss his Liberal Aristocracy lineage in Scotland ....
oh, and his Tory Cousin MP in Lincolnshire.
Nobody is responsible for either his lineage or his cousin's choices.
Maybe you're the muppet?
Just like Tony Benn, one cannot choose your ancestry
>Liberal
>Aristocracy
I see British education remains a joke.
He doesn’t hide it…in case you haven’t noticed, this is an act. He went to Oxford.
Yes, sad person, this is a comedy act. A very good one, in my opinion. Apologies if it's not quite Woke enough for you..
In the U.S. it's a DAD JOKE.
KEEP WAITING FOR THE FUNNY PART. 🧐🤨 Not even remotely amusing.
You clearly have no sense of humour. German most probably. 😮
Oh boo hoo. You clearly don’t understand humour
If this is the modern face of comedy, you can keep it !
Shut up Rob before I give you a Harding
Modern 😂 you living under a rock you joke
We will
So there is someone who likes it !@@philpants44
I just can’t find him funny , I swear he isn’t at all funny
Not one of his best.
Not funny at all
lol you can't be very exciting to be around
Don't watch then
@@bruhmoment1835 in fairness, you have to watch it to then have the opinion that it's not funny.
Because you don't know history.
@@blueblood3108 Exactly. I have seen a very good bit of him on another channel. I see this now, a man making fun of how names sound. Once it is funny. But don't overdo it for such a long time. And sorry, the way how britain will do better without the EU, i couldn't care less how Farage's last name sounds like.
al murray war bore