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  • Опубликовано: 20 ноя 2024
  • The Guv' breaks down how the finance markets really work.
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  • @Skullair313
    @Skullair313 3 года назад +791

    As a german I can confirm, that it is mandatory for us to call an english person at least once a week to mock them. And it is important to me to stick to this rule.

    • @Malet89
      @Malet89 2 года назад +31

      So that was you?!

    • @atay6413
      @atay6413 2 года назад +30

      Hey rules ARE rules after all.

    • @LilLingLing6789
      @LilLingLing6789 2 года назад +19

      Hahaha as a Scots lady we're listening in on the other line trying not to get caught laughing 😂😂😂😂

    • @filgus497
      @filgus497 2 года назад +33

      I have a German mate (lets call him Hans) who actually does this. I'm pretty sure he's a secret Anglophile though, he only calls me to hear the accent.

    • @SpookyFox1000
      @SpookyFox1000 2 года назад

      Please be careful how much piss taking you try ! You followed Hitler and generally got a lucky let off !

  • @gregorysanderson2000
    @gregorysanderson2000 3 года назад +329

    I say he is the funniest intellectual comedian there is and I’m in my seventies. He keeps me going. God bless him. He has got me through some dark days. Thanks Al Murray.

    • @iandavis5739
      @iandavis5739 2 года назад +10

      I fully agree. His observations backed by knowledge, his nuances and delivery of things we can no longer say publicly, while privately having a giggle within closed circles makes this man one of the only intellectual comedians performing at this level. Five per cent of this monologue was devoted to a clever stab at the Irish of which I am one, and his exposing of the greed, lunacy and smugness of the Celtic Tiger era was right on the money. He subtly portrays us as the victims, and we truly were. We're still paying the debt, fourteen years later with many more years to go. Greetings from a recently turned 59 year old. This performance is incredible.

    • @rabidhoneybadger5436
      @rabidhoneybadger5436 Год назад +3

      I hope you are still going 😊

    • @idiotonbike
      @idiotonbike Месяц назад

      He is very good, but you're not in your seventies Greg 2000 😅 and if you were, being old doesn't mean he is the greatest there is, it just means you're old

    • @MrDaiseymay
      @MrDaiseymay Месяц назад

      NO CONTEST

  • @Turkaloid
    @Turkaloid 4 года назад +557

    what an amazing person. Al Murray is so brilliant he can combine comedy, history, business, economics all in one package. he is an absolute master when it comes to comedy with class. i feel amused and enriched at the sometime.

    • @karyne826
      @karyne826 4 года назад +4

      Verbatim Ipsum pure genius 👌

    • @davidclarke1973
      @davidclarke1973 3 года назад +4

      And he served his comedy apprenticeship under the great Harry Hill!!!

    • @reesecasey5684
      @reesecasey5684 3 года назад +2

      Instablaster.

    • @whatever007
      @whatever007 2 года назад

      V
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    • @AkuraTheAwesome
      @AkuraTheAwesome 11 месяцев назад +4

      He decided to play up the working class image to give people intellectual whiplash.

  • @robertkopp873
    @robertkopp873 4 года назад +387

    True story. Fritz Messerschmitt really did say that...

    • @brudenell27
      @brudenell27 4 года назад +19

      Robert Kopp
      Extension 109 😂

    • @elizabethtaylor9321
      @elizabethtaylor9321 4 года назад +2

      Robert Kopp Messerschmitts first name was Willie !

    • @tonycorlett2099
      @tonycorlett2099 4 года назад +2

      Al Murray is part German

    • @jdrancho1864
      @jdrancho1864 4 года назад

      @@brudenell27 Surprised that a contemporary British audience would get that. Took me a (short) while.

    • @richardturner9317
      @richardturner9317 3 года назад

      @@tonycorlett2099- the bad part !

  • @Noble713
    @Noble713 4 года назад +786

    "Fritz....Messerschmidt.....he's on extension 109."
    BRUH. XD.

    • @ianmagpantay4799
      @ianmagpantay4799 4 года назад +7

      @chocobonita Messerschmitt 109 search it up

    • @leofender8044
      @leofender8044 4 года назад +21

      chocobonita messerschmidt me109, german aeroplane from ww2

    • @RamsFan93
      @RamsFan93 4 года назад +1

      i actually missed the 109 bit

    • @AbsoluteAbsurd
      @AbsoluteAbsurd 4 года назад +1

      XD

    • @dakotaraptor5918
      @dakotaraptor5918 4 года назад +17

      and his friends, heinkel (111) dorneir (17) Junkers (87) Focke wulf (190) and tiger (1 or 2)

  • @Kyleinasailing
    @Kyleinasailing 2 года назад +92

    As a Brit that has lived in Germany for forty years, I can say his German is very good. Quite a brilliant sketch.

    • @TheLastAngryMan01
      @TheLastAngryMan01 2 года назад +1

      Really didn’t expect him to know what “ficken” means, LOL.

    • @MrDaiseymay
      @MrDaiseymay Месяц назад

      GUT SURELY

  • @garyross1133
    @garyross1133 4 года назад +178

    For those commenting on his German accent I think you will find his (Paternal) Grandmother was of German/Austrian Aristocratic descent. he tells a superb story of his Grandmother scaring the crap out of him whilst reading the Three Bears fairy story in a strong German accent. have had the pleasure of attending half a dozen of his shows and never been disappointed. Brilliant comic and a very intelligent man.

    • @jdrancho1864
      @jdrancho1864 3 года назад

      Was there an Al Murray episode of 'Who Do You Think You Are?'

    • @uweinhamburg
      @uweinhamburg 2 года назад +3

      I don't think a German grandmother would have taught him some of the expressions 😂😂
      In reality Al is pretty well-informed about Germany and he seems to like it. There is a great series about his travel adventures in Germany which show his interest in and sympathy for the country and its people
      ruclips.net/video/4iX0ZdX1i2w/видео.html

    • @bargepoled
      @bargepoled 2 года назад +6

      He did a documentary tour of Germany a few years ago. It was brilliant. He loves Germany

    • @Tourist1967
      @Tourist1967 Год назад +1

      ​@@jdrancho1864He knows who he is. He is related to the Duke of Atholl. Can trace his lineage back centuries.

    • @shelbynamels7948
      @shelbynamels7948 3 месяца назад +1

      @@bargepoled 'Al Murray's Germany' . Eight one-hour episodes, avail on Yt. Highly recommended.

  • @AvatarOfGames
    @AvatarOfGames 4 года назад +452

    Fräulein Tigertank

    • @ancogaming
      @ancogaming 4 года назад +16

      Next Rammstein Song confirmed

    • @thehellyousay
      @thehellyousay 4 года назад +2

      Ya. Das güt der keg. Hupti-hupti mit Helga! Schtrüdel!
      Or something like that...

    • @somesandman8328
      @somesandman8328 4 года назад +2

      AvatarOfGames mycaruba :3

  • @peterleach5573
    @peterleach5573 4 года назад +660

    Never thought I'd hear a British comedian educating an audience about global finance. Al Murray for finance minister I say. First job, pull the plug on the corrupt derivatives market.

    • @20Proff
      @20Proff 4 года назад +11

      It is too late to do so... Derivatives make up about 130 Trillion dollars - more than the combined GDP of all nations... You will have to reset the entire economy after abolishing all debt to do away with it...

    • @Tank1711
      @Tank1711 4 года назад +15

      I mean he did run for MP in my local area a few years ago. He ran against Farage and hell, I voted for him 😂😂 shame he didnt win

    • @heidikarinen563
      @heidikarinen563 4 года назад +2

      Nah send labradors back to Canada.

    • @Tank1711
      @Tank1711 4 года назад +9

      @MichaelKingsfordGray better him than that fucking toad 😂😂 in the end neither of them won though

    • @horiapintilie4263
      @horiapintilie4263 4 года назад +6

      Ah yes when people who understand fuck all about finance try to regulate financial markets.

  • @thecool192
    @thecool192 4 года назад +185

    For those that don’t know a word of German he went off on an tangent about the World Cup and now England got knocked out and how Germany was doing in the competition

    • @jdrancho1864
      @jdrancho1864 4 года назад +14

      Not gonna lie, when I feel down and need a pick-me-up, I watch the high-lights from the Brazil semi-finals. Feel so much better after.

    • @thehellyousay
      @thehellyousay 4 года назад +1

      Assfucking Pele.

    • @yahtzee4229
      @yahtzee4229 4 года назад +3

      Idk if you understand a lot of it, but was he singing "sie sind scheiße, und sie kennen sie sinkt"? I kinda want to know if that's right cuz it's funny, though the whole thing is tbh.

    • @jdrancho1864
      @jdrancho1864 4 года назад +7

      @@yahtzee4229 ..., und sie kennen sie sind". Grammatically totally wrong, but roughly meaning "You (they) are shit and you (they) know it".

    • @anonUK
      @anonUK 4 года назад +6

      @@yahtzee4229
      It should be "wissen" but we know "kennen" (to know a person) as that survived in some dialects as "ken", while "wissen" has no surviving cognates in English apart from the rather obscure phrase "God wot" (God knows).

  • @derSchmetterling08
    @derSchmetterling08 3 года назад +255

    As an actual stock trader who speaks German I find this absolutely hilarious!

    • @MrDaiseymay
      @MrDaiseymay Месяц назад

      AND TRUE ????

    • @dynamo1796
      @dynamo1796 15 дней назад

      He nails the German pretty well actually lmao

  • @optimascrime5235
    @optimascrime5235 Год назад +17

    This guy is one of the best comedian's I have recently come across,He perfectly combines logic and observational humor with goofy humour

  • @iamgort70
    @iamgort70 4 года назад +153

    Anyone who can not see the brilliant writing in this guy's pieces and polished delivery are already comedically dead.

    • @christophergraney-ward2759
      @christophergraney-ward2759 4 года назад

      Most of this skit is in pseudo-german, not really great writing, just the same jibberish you'd get from your racist grandad :/

    • @LorisTheUntethered
      @LorisTheUntethered 4 года назад +14

      @@christophergraney-ward2759 His German was almost perfect. The accent being exaggerated for comedic effect, just like his regular persona as The Pub Landlord is exaggerated Cockney. Not even remotely racist so don't know why you had to imply that.
      If you didnt like the humour yourself that's fine, but that doesn't mean it's not well written and well performed.

    • @SISU889
      @SISU889 4 года назад +5

      @@christophergraney-ward2759 Wow ! You need to get out more often and broaden your comedic horizons . This guy is a very clever and funny guy !

    • @Blonde_Somnambulist
      @Blonde_Somnambulist 3 года назад +4

      @@christophergraney-ward2759 you sad creature 😂

  • @TheoHiggins
    @TheoHiggins 3 года назад +37

    Thanks to Al Murray I learned everything I needed to take full advantage of the GME short squeeze

  • @alexwild4350
    @alexwild4350 4 года назад +112

    The BBC would do well to replace Robert Peston with him, Brilliant stuff.

    • @bellyruffian
      @bellyruffian 4 года назад +4

      Peston left the BBC for ITV some years ago

    • @sprinter1832
      @sprinter1832 4 года назад +4

      @@bellyruffian Pity Peston didn't leave the planet!

    • @bellyruffian
      @bellyruffian 4 года назад

      @@sprinter1832 I think I prefer him to Laura K but then none of them really cut it do they.

  • @calumharper3470
    @calumharper3470 3 года назад +24

    Growing up I never appreciated or liked al Murray’s comedy or humour but now as I’m older I understand and find him absolutely hilarious and not to mention how clever this man is with his jokes 10/10

  • @ancogaming
    @ancogaming 4 года назад +101

    He speaks German way better than that, I know for a fact because he visited to make a documentary here. But of course, the Guv doesn't, why would he when English is the best language IN THE WOOOORLD!?

    • @LookHereMars
      @LookHereMars 4 года назад +17

      I don't think many people know that Al Murray is a qualified Historian who attended and graduated Oxford University and can if memory serves speak fluent German. He is a very smart Individual and knowing this at least for me makes the Guvs comedy that much more funny.

    • @maxmullen6337
      @maxmullen6337 4 года назад +4

      AncoGaming. English is the most widely spoken language in the world. More people speak other languages, but English is the most common second language.
      Knowing German is useful in Germany (and Austria) but where else?
      Knowing English is likely to be useful in practically every country in the world. It’s all the consequence of England being the first modern democracy, the first to embrace science for its own sake (the first society to create a organisation devoted to science) and the first to industrialise and bringing civilisation to at least a quarter of the globe in the greatest empire in history.

    • @thehighprotondiet3127
      @thehighprotondiet3127 4 года назад +5

      He also sounds nothing like a cockney pub landlord in real life, ie. the entire rest of the show is an act, too.

    • @jdrancho1864
      @jdrancho1864 3 года назад

      Search for 'Al Murray's German Adventure'. It's an 8-parter here on YT.

    • @danb1618
      @danb1618 2 месяца назад +1

      Yeah he seems to choose intelligible German for an English audience. Very smart comedy and writing

  • @lovelybitofbugle219
    @lovelybitofbugle219 4 года назад +270

    Beautiful British comedy 🇬🇧👍

    • @justsomeguy1014
      @justsomeguy1014 4 года назад +8

      Lovely bit Of bugle feckin beautiful it iz

    • @lovelybitofbugle219
      @lovelybitofbugle219 4 года назад +6

      @@justsomeguy1014 finest bloody comedy, in the world 🇬🇧

    • @BoyeeSmudger
      @BoyeeSmudger 3 года назад +7

      Yep , great use of satire. Clever guy

    • @kollinkeller381
      @kollinkeller381 3 года назад +5

      As an American I can say I prefer the British varieties of both rap and comedy

    • @lovelybitofbugle219
      @lovelybitofbugle219 3 года назад +4

      @@kollinkeller381 Thanks man, and you guys do make the best movies on earth.

  • @a1harrogate
    @a1harrogate 3 года назад +33

    This *HAS* to be on of The Pub Landlord's best. You've got to be on your toes to keep up with the rapid-fire humour.

  • @jaynola247
    @jaynola247 3 года назад +26

    As well as an amazing, intelligent comedian, Al Murray might just be the greatest character actor of all time. Utter genius. 😅

  • @curtb.5531
    @curtb.5531 4 года назад +129

    As an American, this is an accurate representation of New Yorkers

    • @GeoNeilUK
      @GeoNeilUK 3 года назад +5

      I have a feeling that if he did this bit to an audience of New Yorkers in New York, they'd have loved that bit.

    • @MrDaiseymay
      @MrDaiseymay Месяц назад

      @@GeoNeilUK THIS IS VERY POPULAR WITH U.S VISTORS TO YOU TUBE, AND ALL SAY NEW YORK IS EXACTLY LIKE THAT, UNDER CERTAIN CIRCUMSTANCES.

    • @duncankeary6767
      @duncankeary6767 Месяц назад

      Billy Connolly had a bit about there being only 3 cities in the world where the residents would kill themselves laughing at an unfortunate accident that saw their mate's finger fly off...Glasgow, Liverpool and New York 🤣🤣

  • @markriley5863
    @markriley5863 4 года назад +212

    This is absolutely genius. The New York Joe Pesci type rant literally made me convulse with laughter.

    • @graemefarquharson465
      @graemefarquharson465 4 года назад

      He's an Arse

    • @markriley5863
      @markriley5863 4 года назад +12

      @@graemefarquharson465 Fair comment. I will await with relish your hilarious skit on global finance.

    • @markriley5863
      @markriley5863 4 года назад +7

      @@graemefarquharson465 In fact if you don't like him stop watching his videos and posting negative comments you pathetic troll.

    • @graemefarquharson465
      @graemefarquharson465 4 года назад

      @@markriley5863 Stick it up where there sun don't shine arsehole.

    • @markriley5863
      @markriley5863 4 года назад +8

      @@graemefarquharson465 And there you have just confirmed the validity of my last comment. Oh I do love a reasoned intellectual debate. I'm guessing you are a barrister right?

  • @Mentaljedi
    @Mentaljedi 4 года назад +117

    And all the upper management golden parachute into their next top level job with giant bonuses as their employees lose their jobs and get media hate

    • @cpuuk
      @cpuuk 4 года назад +9

      My boss made 4000 of us redundant in 2019, then awarded himself a £1.4M pay rise for all the saving he just made ¬_¬

    • @jprp999
      @jprp999 4 года назад +5

      @@cpuuk And yet you let him live.......

    • @cpuuk
      @cpuuk 4 года назад +2

      @@jprp999 aye :-(

    • @samuelthornton9179
      @samuelthornton9179 4 года назад +7

      @@kaizenanalyst4833 fuck off

    • @samuelmoon9776
      @samuelmoon9776 4 года назад

      as it should be

  • @alt1579
    @alt1579 4 года назад +124

    Today's lesson is gonna take about half a pint, so strap in.

    • @w8stral
      @w8stral 4 года назад

      You need it, it wasn't funny

    • @Myrddin1955
      @Myrddin1955 4 года назад +1

      @@w8stral You are totally entitled to your opinion!

    • @w8stral
      @w8stral 4 года назад

      @@Myrddin1955 If he made it at least 50% shorter.... maybe it would be ok. It needs a lot of work

    • @METALFREAK03
      @METALFREAK03 3 года назад +1

      @@w8stral don't give up your day job mate.

    • @callmequaz9052
      @callmequaz9052 3 года назад

      @@w8stral that's the funny thing about comedy. It's subjective.

  • @Morgan-kj2qj
    @Morgan-kj2qj 4 года назад +56

    He’s wearing a help for heroes band❤️❤️

    • @johnmacpherson9629
      @johnmacpherson9629 4 года назад +5

      He Usually does m8.

    • @russcattell955i
      @russcattell955i 4 года назад +4

      I got one on the mirror arm of my Triumph Bike.

    • @jdrancho1864
      @jdrancho1864 4 года назад

      OK, but what's the tie pin?

    • @Morgan-kj2qj
      @Morgan-kj2qj 4 года назад

      jd rancho cant rly see it well enough...

    • @keithfrost1190
      @keithfrost1190 4 года назад

      @@jdrancho1864 It appears to be an inverted pound sign (£).

  • @forlorndream1400
    @forlorndream1400 4 года назад +45

    'My favourite black labrador, the one who's name i can't say in the workplace anymore.' Dambusters reference?

    • @Davey-Boyd
      @Davey-Boyd 3 года назад +4

      That's the one!

    • @paspax
      @paspax 3 года назад

      And, "I was Monty's double".

    • @fabiotabaton314
      @fabiotabaton314 3 года назад

      Spot on!!

    • @shelbynamels7948
      @shelbynamels7948 3 месяца назад

      How so?? I'm thinking he's referring to the N=word.

    • @henryjamesnigel
      @henryjamesnigel 3 месяца назад

      ​@@shelbynamels7948watch the film

  • @barryalexander2909
    @barryalexander2909 3 года назад +16

    'The longest period was 25 years after the repeal of the corn laws. Ask Pops about it afterwards. They had it coming in the Crimea didn't they Pops? You and Gladstone yeah?' Laughing so much. Pure gold.

  • @maxbeale8186
    @maxbeale8186 3 года назад +48

    8:52- That German ringtone had me pissing with laughter 😂😂😂😂, I have the same ringtone on my phone and am always tempted to answer with “Hallo Deutschland hier!!” whenever it rings

    • @MrDaiseymay
      @MrDaiseymay Месяц назад

      AS HEARD IN MANY WW2 FILMS

  • @rasmusborreskov4531
    @rasmusborreskov4531 4 года назад +61

    He actually spoke german!

    • @harrysb3002
      @harrysb3002 4 года назад +1

      Der Richtige Arzt yes mate

    • @yamanmustafa
      @yamanmustafa 4 года назад +7

      Really? Well I'm glad you pointed that out. I think he may have spoken English, too.

    • @roonilwazlib3089
      @roonilwazlib3089 3 года назад +4

      He also spoke Japanese 👌🏻

    • @yurinaytar3023
      @yurinaytar3023 3 года назад +2

      And American...which, did you know, is a form of English?

  • @galesito1733
    @galesito1733 3 года назад +19

    One of the most intelligent comedians out there.

  • @spartan5018
    @spartan5018 4 года назад +23

    14:18 as a New Yorker i am offended! he didn't say forgetaboutit once! unauthentic the rest is spot on though

  • @AKAtAGG
    @AKAtAGG 4 года назад +17

    seen you live on every tour since about 1995 and still every time i see every clip i am in tears of laughter. holy shit this is just what i need in 2020.

  • @alexandroo7631
    @alexandroo7631 4 года назад +24

    His German is jaw-dropping,I love this guy

  • @Infrared01
    @Infrared01 4 года назад +13

    "You fucking Fuck!"
    Captured the essence of the US eastern seaboard lol.

  • @thehellyousay
    @thehellyousay 4 года назад +124

    I know why markets crash.
    Drunks drive 'em.

    • @anonUK
      @anonUK 4 года назад +1

      Drunks? No, it's cocaine.

  • @petergreen2552
    @petergreen2552 4 года назад +73

    Hello Englaaaaaand Frankfurt here! 😆

  • @elliottdefoe9615
    @elliottdefoe9615 4 года назад +18

    "NO, NOT DOING IT" Pure genius!

  • @stevenpayne984
    @stevenpayne984 4 года назад +34

    Fritz Messerschmidt for you on extension 109 😂

  • @terrytk9398
    @terrytk9398 4 года назад +46

    A great ear for voices - musical would not be an understatement. Comedic timing, intelligence, great observation and (Marxist) analysis. Very rare and special act.

    • @matthewjaredcox9753
      @matthewjaredcox9753 3 года назад +4

      Marxist because he knows that the financial system is corrupt?

  • @DjNikGnashers
    @DjNikGnashers 4 года назад +23

    Genius comedy, merry xmas AL from some bloke who was never confused.

  • @petyrkowalski9887
    @petyrkowalski9887 4 года назад +42

    Give that man a job as CEO of the Federal reserve

    • @TheSurviver72
      @TheSurviver72 4 года назад +1

      And the Bank of England. In fact, the whole global economy. In for a penny, in for a pound. 😆

  • @jeff30795
    @jeff30795 4 года назад +9

    This sketch is simply SUPERB! Thanks Guv.

  • @Joes1989
    @Joes1989 4 года назад +173

    Herr Focke Wulf, Herr Junkers,Herr Heinkel and Fraüline Tigertank 😂😂😂

    • @peteroz7332
      @peteroz7332 4 года назад +3

      Was there Dornier as well? 😉

    • @Temerald51
      @Temerald51 3 года назад +1

      Herr Panzerkampfwagen anyone?

    • @samreid6010
      @samreid6010 2 года назад +1

      @@Temerald51 Herr Panzerkampfwagon actually used to be a partner at the firm but decided the lifestyle wasn’t for him and now does interpretive dance

  • @bodieofci5418
    @bodieofci5418 4 года назад +156

    His dubbed Kung Fu movie is brilliant.

    • @johngayfer6873
      @johngayfer6873 2 года назад

      That was my favourite part.

    • @kristoffereberius2476
      @kristoffereberius2476 2 года назад +2

      I liked it for the comedy bit the least accurate part of the show using a Chinese movie dub for Tokyo. But fit the comedy nicely

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk Год назад +1

      ​@@kristoffereberius2476easy rectification, it was Chinese Kung Fu film with poor Japanese dubbing!

  • @真太郎緑間-f4j
    @真太郎緑間-f4j 4 года назад +28

    Wagamama? Beautiful British name.

  • @johnavery3918
    @johnavery3918 4 года назад +25

    I am only half way through it and nearly pissed myself twice, great underrated Comedian

  • @UncleGwendolyn
    @UncleGwendolyn 2 года назад +6

    As someone who has lived in Cirencester all my life I can assure you nobody has ever set it alight.

    • @MrDaiseymay
      @MrDaiseymay Месяц назад

      SHUSSSH SOMEONE WILL TAKE THAT AS A CHALLENGE

  • @thegoldentemplar
    @thegoldentemplar 3 года назад +28

    I lost my shit when that German phone rang... absolutely brilliant

  • @jacobprice2579
    @jacobprice2579 4 года назад +22

    It’s actually embarrassing how accurate this is haha

  • @alexrogan6563
    @alexrogan6563 Год назад +6

    'Reckonomics' under-rated word.

  • @hunterfinan7585
    @hunterfinan7585 4 года назад +24

    As someone who's grown up around New York, I fuckin busted out laughing at 14:00

    • @GeoNeilUK
      @GeoNeilUK 3 года назад +5

      If he did that bit in New York, how would it have gone down? I have a feeling the New Yorkers would have loved it!

  • @classesanytime
    @classesanytime Год назад +5

    The moment he said Tokyo I went to sit a little closer to the edge of my seat!! ... 😂😂😂😂

  • @runningthor1999
    @runningthor1999 3 года назад +28

    When he started singing "it's coming home" and talking about a$$-f--king Argentina laughed for 5 minutes without taking a breath.

    • @Nederdutchess
      @Nederdutchess Год назад

      I've heard "es kommt zuhause" before but can't remember where. Is it a football chant or is it part of a song?

  • @redd_cat
    @redd_cat 4 года назад +18

    Oh the Germany vs Brazil joke never gets old

  • @WintersWar
    @WintersWar 4 года назад +5

    He puts his all in these routines. don't burn out.

  • @bradleycovell9120
    @bradleycovell9120 4 года назад +5

    English auto generated captions are deciphering his accent really well, the only word it keeps messing up is deutschland

  • @FBXL5
    @FBXL5 4 года назад +14

    Hang my head in shame I have never watched him before I can only say brilliant more than just a comic.
    Buff said

    • @FBXL5
      @FBXL5 4 года назад +1

      Meant nuff said

  • @bluesdave7063
    @bluesdave7063 4 года назад +18

    This guy may actually be a genius.

  • @shoutatme7362
    @shoutatme7362 4 года назад +83

    The irony is, he's basically right haha

    • @L.C.Sweeney
      @L.C.Sweeney 3 года назад +2

      No. No he's not. This entire sketch has no bearing on reality.

    • @tincanmaniac1931
      @tincanmaniac1931 3 года назад

      He's not right. It's still really funny, but it isn't correct.

    • @gregtaylor6146
      @gregtaylor6146 3 года назад +2

      @@L.C.Sweeney - ..... except the bit about the Irish owing EVERYONE money, that's true, 100%

  • @JasonWeakley
    @JasonWeakley 4 года назад +37

    Extension 109! 🤣🤣🤣
    That meta right there! Love it!

    • @Tank1711
      @Tank1711 4 года назад +3

      I fucking loved this part, I wonder how many people heads it flew over

    • @vihurah9554
      @vihurah9554 4 года назад +4

      @@Tank1711 I'd say it flew high over plenty "ba dum tss"

    • @franccosta69
      @franccosta69 4 года назад

      @@vihurah9554 good one

    • @fredshols1856
      @fredshols1856 3 года назад

      Explain please??

    • @barryhumphries4514
      @barryhumphries4514 3 года назад

      @@fredshols1856 109 refers to the WWII German BF109 fighter aircraft.

  • @steve5825
    @steve5825 4 года назад +30

    Can hardly see him through tears of laughter 😂😂😂

  • @roberthamilton5600
    @roberthamilton5600 3 года назад +17

    Just simply British comedy, the best

  • @prabhdeep__
    @prabhdeep__ 2 года назад +7

    "nein! das ist unglaublich! das ist unglaublich! wo ist Steiner? wo ist Steiner?!"
    *shoots himself*
    🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @thearchibaldtuttle
    @thearchibaldtuttle 4 года назад +21

    His German impression was next level!

  • @L3TH4L1TY
    @L3TH4L1TY 4 года назад +12

    Loving the Dam Busters reference

  • @robertgeorge238
    @robertgeorge238 3 года назад +41

    Successful people don't become that way overnight. What most people see at a glance wealth, a great career, purpose is the result hard work and hustle over time. I pray that anyone who reads this will be successful in life

    • @stevesheldrack3739
      @stevesheldrack3739 3 года назад

      Speaking of Investing, forex trading is the best business in the world right now I know a couple of friends that make a lot money weekly trading with the financial markets

    • @stevesheldrack3739
      @stevesheldrack3739 3 года назад

      People are scared of Investing because of high rate scammers on the market

    • @stevesheldrack3739
      @stevesheldrack3739 3 года назад

      But of a truth there are scammers but real brokers are out there too waiting for investors

    • @scottosborn8345
      @scottosborn8345 3 года назад

      Talking about been successful

    • @scottosborn8345
      @scottosborn8345 3 года назад

      I know I am blessed if not I wouldn't have met someone is as spectacular as Stacy Griffin

  • @agnostic47
    @agnostic47 3 года назад +5

    That's exactly how stockmarket crashes happen. Doubt spreads and within hours it's "sell, sell, sell".

  • @itszyad4332
    @itszyad4332 4 года назад +10

    The steiner joke was absolute gold

  • @robnunya572
    @robnunya572 4 года назад +39

    Lots of silent talking.
    "shit."
    Gold.

  • @pauls3204
    @pauls3204 6 месяцев назад +1

    Undoubtedly one of the best sets ever done !

  • @dominusnostrum
    @dominusnostrum 3 года назад +9

    Very very very funny. Best comedy sketch I've seen in years.

  • @joejohnson8789
    @joejohnson8789 11 месяцев назад +4

    "Nein, Wo ist Steiner" is a criminally underrated joke

  • @evansamuk5240
    @evansamuk5240 3 года назад +6

    When he pointed up while saying its going down in the dubbed Tokyo Japanese bit... I lost it even more😅😅😂😂😭🤣😂😭🙌

  • @jediroya6810
    @jediroya6810 3 года назад +9

    Apart from the time zones and the ass-fucking, what he says about financial markets is basically true. It’s more about confidence and belief than it is about the underlying reality. And probably ass-fucking.

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk Год назад +1

      Stockmarket trading is very much about f**king other traders over!

  • @HomeDistiller
    @HomeDistiller 4 года назад +5

    Turn on subtitles for an amazing time

  • @EleanorPeterson
    @EleanorPeterson 3 года назад +16

    What a fantastic night out this must've been. Al's such a great storyteller.
    A good music gig sends you home humming tunes; Al's audience would have been driving home shouting "WHAT THE F*CKIN' F*CK?" into their mobile phones... I hope nobody was pulled over by the police. :-)

  • @LaurenceBakerAdobe
    @LaurenceBakerAdobe 4 года назад +21

    05:31 This German found it funny

    • @phredphlintstone6455
      @phredphlintstone6455 4 года назад

      My German....sucks, but I haven't really used it for 30 years.
      It seemed like he was giving hell about football...and something about, fucking them in the ass

    • @paspax
      @paspax 3 года назад

      @@phredphlintstone6455 .. I could sort of follow it. Argentina was copping a "jolly rogering", lol.

  • @drchunkybiscuit9973
    @drchunkybiscuit9973 4 года назад +8

    8:52 with the German phone. 😂😂😂 Brilliant!!!

  • @ashwynn4177
    @ashwynn4177 4 года назад +3

    His observations on people and the world are spot on, all wrapped up in humour, but as or more accurate than a uni course in anthropology or sociology.

  • @jonahthrane812
    @jonahthrane812 11 месяцев назад +1

    His German isn't perfect, but it's surprisingly good.
    And his saying goodbye in German was perfect, from my experience if you don't say goodbye a minimum of 3 times (preferably 3 different ways) then you've said goodbye too quickly.

  • @brodyguthrie9713
    @brodyguthrie9713 3 года назад +8

    His New York accent is actually pretty accurate tbh

  • @PeterJones-yq1xw
    @PeterJones-yq1xw 4 года назад +13

    Great German phone.

  • @varyingredbeard9827
    @varyingredbeard9827 4 года назад +36

    cheers guv

  • @phillipwalker6517
    @phillipwalker6517 3 года назад +2

    This is hysterically funny and if I know anything about Al Murray it´s spot on.

  • @emobaddie9791
    @emobaddie9791 4 года назад +10

    Merry Christmas from New Zealand

    • @seangreen8023
      @seangreen8023 4 года назад

      buck rodgers merry Christmas to you and a prosperous 2020

    • @Surv1ve_Thrive
      @Surv1ve_Thrive 4 года назад

      🇬🇧🇳🇿

  • @Antonio_4
    @Antonio_4 4 года назад +4

    The point is this..! Yeh? Please do keep posting these hilarious videos... Yeh? Cause they always fackin crack me up.
    THEY DO WHAT??? THEY FACKIN CRACK ME UP!!! Yeh? You fuckin legend!

  • @iansouthward7991
    @iansouthward7991 4 года назад +2

    I worked in banking with a Herr Dreyher...... and this is so true.....

  • @karlpage1
    @karlpage1 Год назад +3

    What a brilliant sketch! Had me in stsitches! Well played sir :)

  • @nnaaaaaa
    @nnaaaaaa 4 года назад +26

    no one knows why the market crashes, except the federal reserve. they know ;^)

    • @felixjackson2670
      @felixjackson2670 4 года назад +1

      jaff most people don’t have a clue that the federal reserve is privately owned!

    • @liveonyourknees
      @liveonyourknees 4 года назад

      Lack of credit

    • @alexbowman7582
      @alexbowman7582 4 года назад +3

      The federal reserve have according to some sold the gold but effectively still have it as they say it's there but no one sees it.

    • @Jake12220
      @Jake12220 4 года назад

      Thing is the federal reserve has to inform a lot of people (like all the U.S. senators and all the state reserve bankers) prior to any interest rate or monetary policy decision. This is why the market is rarely surprised by major announcements, they knew before they were announced so the only people that loose are the general public and investors not in the loop of insider traders.

    • @samreid6010
      @samreid6010 2 года назад

      I mean, the fed doesn’t have close to the control over the economy that people think they do. For the most part, they get to set monetary policy and take part in market action. The monetary policy largely revolves around setting the interest rate and the rate they charge banks to borrow money from the Fed. This acts as a rudder to steer the economy in a general direction, but it’s not all that powerful in the grand scheme. They can also take part in the market by buying and selling Treasury Bonds, which are essentially pieces of US debt. (which is partially why the “debt crisis” has been looming for decades but hasn’t wiped out the economy. The debt is held by people who know the US is good for the money so there’s no real problem) Through this they can change the money supply, which does effect the market, but it can be slow to take effect.

  • @Heihachiro504
    @Heihachiro504 4 года назад +20

    "Wo ist Steiner?! Wo is Steiner?!" XD

    • @10wanderer
      @10wanderer 3 месяца назад

      Gersmitionhemonsvites acca P Sellers

  • @bigniper
    @bigniper 4 года назад +2

    This is truer than most people Realise. ( Ex Market analyser )

  • @anthonywhelan4660
    @anthonywhelan4660 4 года назад +18

    I'm Irish. Luv the guv. Hilarious ending about Ireland asking if it has to give the money back. How racist ,,😂🤣☘️

    • @thehellyousay
      @thehellyousay 4 года назад +1

      Irish is not a race, moron.

    • @heidikarinen563
      @heidikarinen563 4 года назад

      @@thehellyousay To him it is. You moron. Just like feminist are not women to him but scary and toxic men actually.

    • @msontube
      @msontube 2 года назад +3

      Both Irish stuff was like cherry on top zzz

  • @musicalrugby1
    @musicalrugby1 3 месяца назад

    The biggest reason for Al Murray's success is because he writes some of the cleverest material on the circuit and delivers it in a way that is the simplest and funniest. He shows off without being a show-off. And he's naturally hilarious, he never looks like he's trying too hard

  • @MegaPoyser
    @MegaPoyser 4 года назад +11

    The amount of times I rewind to listen to the New York accent lol

  • @thederp6505
    @thederp6505 4 года назад +20

    when he started running through all the accents that shit was hilarious xD

  • @jerryadamek3153
    @jerryadamek3153 4 года назад +3

    You are EXTREMELY talented superbly intelligent person 🏆👍👏

  • @LazarSoljaga
    @LazarSoljaga 4 года назад +3

    Its nice to see that Kaientai went in to finance after their wrestling carriers...

    • @David170390
      @David170390 3 года назад +1

      ………………………..Indeed

  • @MaxPlaid
    @MaxPlaid 2 года назад +3

    BTW, this isn't a comedy sketch, it's pure facts!

  • @feezkoh
    @feezkoh 2 года назад +2

    All the smarts and ideas and tech we posses, it still boils down to how stupid we actually are, letting this to continue, saying that the planet cannot be saved and it's coming to an end, which is absolutely spot on But, what does the "end" actually mean?

  • @darkjudge8786
    @darkjudge8786 4 года назад +10

    Only downside to the skit is he got the direction of time the opposite to how it actually turns.

    • @thehellyousay
      @thehellyousay 4 года назад +1

      You didn't get the joke.

    • @tomsaunders8108
      @tomsaunders8108 4 года назад +1

      It’s a fucking joke you fuck

    • @Edge-dy9fh
      @Edge-dy9fh 4 года назад +2

      @@tomsaunders8108 How's the weather in New York Tom?