The Differences Between Men & Women - Al Murray | Barrel Of Fun | Universal Comedy
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- Опубликовано: 15 окт 2024
- Al Murray describes the key differences between men and women.
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"What's you name, love?"
"Michiko Namura."
"Beautiful British name..." 🤭
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
My Ex had TWO Full size wardrobes, Both full, then the famous words "I've got nothing to wear""
Absolute hell
That audience is hard work!
Very entertaining, just is someone who is one of simply the best. Good luck to him.
A woman lives in an emotional playground!
Man lives in an emotional desert!
Personally I’ve only got two moods
Happy 90% of the time and pissed off( usually because of a woman)
10% of the time.
Pissed off because of women 100% of the time.
Absolutely brilliant 👍🤣😂🤣
He never fails to make me laugh hysterically!
So smart and hilarious
7:25 lmao
I have but two emotions sarcasm and pissed off.
Pint for the men, glass of wine or fruit based drink for the ladies. (because those are the rules).
Check what someone is drinking, problem solved 😉
Watching them get dressed in the morning, trying to snag their knickers if they get close enough, ah women, c'mere love.
Men simply don't care about communicating, all we want is peace and quiet and a shed where we can retire to and GTFO of the way of the tirades and emotional meltdowns and emotional blackmail usually over absolutely nothing.
The only winning move is:
NOT TO PLAY;
don't play Her game, make Her play YOURS.
How about no games and act like adults
HE CERTAINLY KNOWS WHAT A WOMAN IS !!!!!!! WELL DEFINED, SIR !!!!!
Women also have better eyesight and sense of smell, to be fair. Men have better spacial awareness, and the upper-body strength thing.
There are others, but I forget.
Edited to correct a typo.
My women definitely have a sense of small
Men are better at tracking moving objects, women are better at discerning shades of colours
Women have lumps in different places to men.
And some forget to put them on XD
Thats probly cancer mate
@somedeveloperblokey don't wanna go to bed!
@@wayne20uk Very inappropriate and offensive comment IMO.
@@Trev359 That's what makes it darkly funny...
...Good - got away with it.
Starmer should watch this.
But he wouldn't get it.
Like it
What do you call a woman who has lost her mind ?
A widow.
When he said that's men and women are different and not equal it went down like a lead balloon! This is why comedy is no longer funny, comedians are scared of offending someone somewhere because if they do their career is over
Barrel of fun: 2010. Get with the times...
@@KitagumaIgen it's not a case of getting with the times. The fact is comedy is no longer funny. The reason is because everyone gets offended to easily now. These are times I don't want to 'get with' when it comes to so-called comedy.
Dan, you've not seen his act have you? He delights in putting on this persona and being deliberately offensive. That's his act, moron.
@@KitagumaIgen 🙄
You clearly have never seen any of his other stand up it's all this "offensive" so I don't think he cares
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Women are better at communicating...which is probably why a womans work is never done :P
If t's Ok for women to want men to talk about their emotions more then it's Ok for men to want women to talk about emotions less.
Yeah but men won't talk about emotions because women will weaponise against them.
If women were better communicating why can't they make up their mind? Why do they use so many words to say next to nothing like politicians? Why do they say such dumb things?
I have yet to come across an unfunny British comedian.
Jimmy carr
@@briantorres5363 uh oh we got a gay boi over here
@JONATHAN SUTCLIFFE huh?
@JONATHAN SUTCLIFFE sorry your comment didnt make sense i thought u was havin a stroke
@@wayne20uk You need to grow up I think.
I really hope the woke society has checked this out. 😂
Give it a rest with saying everything is woke these days, this is just stand-up comedy.
This guy is nuts, half what he says, is B.S. but turns it yo comedy silver.
Just seems like the audience were not interested.... Lead balloon
British Audiences... Very reserved
British audiences are not like the screaming, whooping, deranged screaming skull audiences you find in other parts of the world. We prefer to laugh, applaud like humans.
When I used to wash up after having a Sunday lunch at the in laws. My Father in law used to say that what are you doing that for. Women have got smaller feet. What. So they can get closer to the sink.
Women are mysterious! Yeh? And men don't understand them! Yeh? Cutting edge comedy right there. Yeh? Let's say "Yeh?" a few more times. Yeh?
Be awesome to be trapped in a lift with you...
Are you offended?
I think you got offended or you have an American sense of humour where unless the is some slap stick with a laughing sound track you don't find it funny
@@thomasward7134 Spot on mate!
Do you have a robotic lifeless brain? Say the magic word, go on? Not please, nobody's going to help you grow in emotional nuance or sensitivity!
Do you have a narrow attention span and a one dimensional sense of humour? Go on, say it again?!
Harry Potter has NOT aged well.
Shallow
But bloody funny.
He’s playing a satirical character
We’ve found the source of the whooshing noise.
Although men are pigs, at least we don't go on the blob once a month.
Why is he drinking?
Cause why not
Its his comedy character. He's playing the part of the archetypal, bigoted, thuggish, heavy drinking english pub landlord who has an opinion on everything. He's very clever.
He's in character. Nearly every town in the UK has one!
Because the Pub Landlord has a bar,
And the Audience get free crisps,
🇬🇧🤣👍🏼
Because he’s Al Murray the Pub Landlord