Dating A Cockney | Micky Flanagan Live: The Out Out Tour

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  • Опубликовано: 16 сен 2020
  • "You're my cup of tea, you are!"
    Micky Flanagan has gone from being a professional comedian without an OFFICIAL RUclips Channel to being a professional comedian with an OFFICIAL RUclips Channel (which his wife isn’t running).
    Apparently, you can subscribe to the channel here bit.ly/2XJ423E
    So, pour yourself a glass of Rosie Lee or Stella Artois, put your knees up, and enjoy peeping at Micky’s middle-class ambiance in all of its splendor… even if you’re poor.
    #MickyFlanagan #StandUp #Comedy
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Комментарии • 194

  • @mareecarlick3467
    @mareecarlick3467 2 года назад +152

    I'm grieving at the moment & watching this chap on RUclips is making me feel that things will get better!

    • @barbaracook7142
      @barbaracook7142 Год назад +5

      Awww, Best to you Maree x

    • @shellyk5575
      @shellyk5575 Год назад +5

      Sending you love xxxxx

    • @bigh6109
      @bigh6109 Год назад +3

      Hope you doing better now than then. 👍🏼

    • @adamm6052
      @adamm6052 Год назад +4

      All the best

    • @paulmccarthy6663
      @paulmccarthy6663 Год назад +3

      Sorry for your loss, I hope you’re doing better now

  • @sammyknighton
    @sammyknighton 3 года назад +175

    The homeowner line is absolutely brilliant.

  • @seanjosephhayes
    @seanjosephhayes 3 года назад +115

    I said “it’s eight n’ ‘alf quid for tamato on toast now fackin go n’ get it!” 😂😂😂

  • @lorrainewadsworth9019
    @lorrainewadsworth9019 3 года назад +132

    Im a Northerner born bred and incredibly proud.
    Just have to say though he is The best thing to come out of the South., theres definitely No North /South divide when hes on stage, hes bloody brilliant.,
    chooses topics that we all 'get' irrespective of class, culture, age, anything.
    A truly natural funny funny man.

    • @mobiusfugue2582
      @mobiusfugue2582 3 года назад +16

      I think what you are trying to say is that he's from the working class. They do exist down south, you know... you facking cant. ;)

    • @bengrizzlyadams6187
      @bengrizzlyadams6187 3 года назад +1

      No difference at all a part from bruschetta that comes with fried Mars bars. :)))

    • @ronpeers1363
      @ronpeers1363 3 года назад

      A truly funny man when he leaves prostate cancer jokes out.. But maybe he's working on the one about the young woman with breast cancer... Her kids would love a good laugh since they. Also lost dad to prostate cancer.. Aarrgh that was hilarious.... Karma mick..

    • @napoleonbonaparte7883
      @napoleonbonaparte7883 3 года назад +8

      @@ronpeers1363 So anything that's not affected you personally then?
      Comedy has no boundaries my friend. If its funny its allowed, that is comedy.
      Sorry for your loss.

    • @hill16gs83
      @hill16gs83 2 года назад +1

      North, south, east, west it's just a joke we laugh cause we all relate

  • @ancientfuture9690
    @ancientfuture9690 3 года назад +10

    "It's eight and a half quid for tomato on toast, now fucking go and get it!" 😂😂😂😂

  • @ElfSixDave
    @ElfSixDave 3 года назад +90

    Can't get enough of the crafty cockney. Love it.

  • @lemmybon3100
    @lemmybon3100 3 года назад +16

    Trying to throw 4 darts! 😂😂

  • @Sameer-Mustafah-Raza1-2-1
    @Sameer-Mustafah-Raza1-2-1 3 года назад +68

    “I can’t call her The Occupier!” 3:38 😂😂😂🤣

    • @pyroed7044
      @pyroed7044 3 года назад +10

      Relax homeowner

    • @mikewatte4478
      @mikewatte4478 3 года назад

      I once gave all the mail addressed to the occupier to my Israeli jew house mate

    • @muppetarms14
      @muppetarms14 3 года назад

      Morning Occupier, damn good show last night old girl.... Relax Home-owner, relax! Absolute Solid Comedy Gold!

  • @L_Martin
    @L_Martin Год назад +3

    2:14 "Tri-bune-er-al" 😂 didn't get the laugh it deserved

  • @elberno4243
    @elberno4243 Год назад +4

    "Tribune-ral" cracks me up

  • @reneethorn145
    @reneethorn145 Год назад +3

    "If you've chomped on someone's carpet you should remember their name, call me old-fashioned." 🤣

  • @krisjohnson9011
    @krisjohnson9011 Год назад +8

    I’m watching these back to back with a trapped nerve, killing me to laugh but can’t stop. 😂ffs

  • @hayleypbop6997
    @hayleypbop6997 Год назад +35

    No one talks about that journey from a working class childhood like this man does. 😂

    • @lucyspooner1673
      @lucyspooner1673 Год назад +1

      God i get this as a child of East End parents. Memories 😂

  • @leemason5953
    @leemason5953 3 года назад +62

    Always get me laughing mickey👍👍👍😂🤣

  • @kb9072
    @kb9072 3 года назад +32

    'Chomped on someone's carpet'
    Now that's a phrase i will remember.

    • @rocky7173
      @rocky7173 2 года назад +1

      Back then we had carpets !!!!

  • @joetant6260
    @joetant6260 2 года назад +15

    This had me in stitches never let's me down!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @stephenizzy1
    @stephenizzy1 3 года назад +34

    Chomped on some body"s carpet 😂

  • @juliandlamb
    @juliandlamb 3 года назад +11

    Don’t watch this at work, laughing that loudly always gets a stare 🤣

  • @plowry9422
    @plowry9422 Год назад +8

    Love him. Feel like I know him. He's so funny and never get tired of laughing at him. Cheers you up big time.

    • @LisaMurray-vr1ws
      @LisaMurray-vr1ws 8 месяцев назад

      It brings back so many mercies I grew up the 70

  • @maxyneryan
    @maxyneryan 3 года назад +125

    These clips are getting me through lockdown - my fave comedian by far

    • @shughefner
      @shughefner 3 года назад +5

      Hadn’t really heard much of him till recently probably one of the best about just now

    • @ajalvin2012
      @ajalvin2012 3 года назад +6

      Absolutely, if Micky Flanagan doesn't make you laugh...
      Somein wrong wiv you bruv 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @fauntleeeeroy
      @fauntleeeeroy 2 года назад

      Get through lockdown by fucking ignoring it

  • @keithglover2483
    @keithglover2483 3 года назад +45

    Micky Flanagan is by far the best comedian that's ever been around for a long time now he's funny and fresh there's nobody near him he's most definitely the funniest comedian I've ever seen

    • @deslawson2662
      @deslawson2662 3 года назад +2

      Punctuation helps people understand comments

    • @stoolpigeon4285
      @stoolpigeon4285 3 года назад +6

      @@deslawson2662 If you didn't understand that, then school helps people understand words

    • @stoolpigeon4285
      @stoolpigeon4285 2 года назад +1

      @Georgina Orwell I didn't say he said it was impossible. Understand better

    • @andyjames9734
      @andyjames9734 Год назад

      Best ever been around for a long time?

    • @waynus2021
      @waynus2021 Год назад +1

      @@andyjames9734 🤣🤣

  • @sameermustafahraza2093
    @sameermustafahraza2093 3 года назад +22

    “Hold on a minute Eric!” 3:23 😁

  • @samcarter5576
    @samcarter5576 2 года назад +5

    Haha I’ve listened to this so many times and I finally got the homeowner bit 😂

  • @afc358
    @afc358 3 года назад +3

    2:17 "Don't get involved, she's gone to a tribuneral"

  • @smith0779
    @smith0779 3 года назад +4

    Can't call her The occupier 😂😂🤣🤣

  • @danemartin2647
    @danemartin2647 3 года назад +28

    Wen he said how high up are you in boots, she should have said 5ft 9" 🤣

  • @Robcatist
    @Robcatist 3 года назад +7

    Chomping on someone’s carpet 😂

  • @Gazza-zg2tr
    @Gazza-zg2tr 3 года назад +13

    This guy is brilliant best comedian by far.

  • @andytraill
    @andytraill Год назад +1

    100% done the looking for name clues on the way down the stairs, much more than once.

  • @superamario6464
    @superamario6464 Год назад +2

    Jumped on someone's carpet...
    Brilliant!

  • @musashidanmcgrath
    @musashidanmcgrath 3 года назад +27

    Dublin born and bred, the Cockney ways and stories can be related to 100%. Top lad, Micky(you're probably half a Paddy anyway, with the Flanagan name) I've actually done the post thing meself many times. Worked a charm every time. It was either the post or plan B - the fridge magnets. :D

  • @angelaknowles8189
    @angelaknowles8189 3 года назад +5

    Bloody brilliane comedy. ya gotta just love this GUY xx

  • @RogueZebra83
    @RogueZebra83 10 месяцев назад +1

    It’s 8 half quid for tomato on toast now fu*king go get it 😂

  • @zoraz4867
    @zoraz4867 11 месяцев назад +2

    My fav comedian, hands down!! ❤️

    • @Chris-wj8fz
      @Chris-wj8fz Месяц назад

      It's not about our favourite comedian it's about stories that you have but lock away...stories not who happened to tell them

    • @zoraz4867
      @zoraz4867 Месяц назад

      @@Chris-wj8fz I don't understand what you mean?

  • @MakeCannabisLegal
    @MakeCannabisLegal 3 года назад +6

    Always a great laugh 👌😉💚

  • @samgraham9754
    @samgraham9754 3 года назад +17

    Bloody brilliant! Need to see you live!

  • @MysteriousBreeze
    @MysteriousBreeze 3 года назад +7

    Relax home owner 😂

    • @mindspirit179
      @mindspirit179 3 года назад

      I think Homoaner is a beautiful name.

  • @claireellis8242
    @claireellis8242 3 года назад +8

    NOT DAFT. MARRIED POSH. ALWAYS BRILLIANT 😆❤️🇬🇧

  • @NZYOGAGIRLLarissa
    @NZYOGAGIRLLarissa 3 года назад +14

    Relax homeowner lol 😆 😂

    • @darkgaming1857
      @darkgaming1857 3 года назад

      Loijjjh7h7n7nunuj8hygcex2q😮😴😕😀😀😁😡😡😡😡😡😅😇😄🎩🎓👓⌚👔👕👝🔪🔫💱💸💷💶💴💵👠👙👗💄🔪👜💼🎒💼👜🐭🐭🐭🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱. 🐱🐱 🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱

  • @johnfothergill1581
    @johnfothergill1581 3 года назад +66

    A bit posh and a bit dirty,no you don't look posh,i nearly spat my tea over the telly lol.

  • @BentleyLifeStylePhotography
    @BentleyLifeStylePhotography Год назад +2

    "How high up are you in Boots?" Me : 'about 5'9" ' 😉😆Jeez Micky makes me laugh! ❤

  • @brianlove8353
    @brianlove8353 3 года назад +3

    This guys amazing

  • @SHANEIZOID
    @SHANEIZOID 3 года назад +4

    Genius 👏👏👏😂😂

  • @vischetty7736
    @vischetty7736 6 месяцев назад +1

    He’s not wrong, bit dirty, bit posh is the bomb 😎

  • @scottishseaangler659
    @scottishseaangler659 3 года назад +2

    Homeowner! Hilarious!!!

  • @garethhackett869
    @garethhackett869 3 года назад +7

    Saw him in Sheffield fucking legend

  • @ISellSigals
    @ISellSigals 3 года назад +3

    Love it.

  • @thezanzibarbarian5729
    @thezanzibarbarian5729 2 года назад +2

    When it comes to my missus talking about her friends at work, I now have to make use a Microsoft Excel spread sheet that I can go back to it and update it so I don't forget what she's just been nattering on, and on and on about 8-))...
    A pocket voice recorder is paramount to the success of my spreadsheet too ;-))...

  • @onlyme9254
    @onlyme9254 3 года назад +2

    Dear pm can we please have a longer lock down n more mickey Flanagan vids!

  • @mrrolandlawrence
    @mrrolandlawrence 3 года назад +6

    its £8.50 for tomato on toast... so true.

  • @lanemaund5097
    @lanemaund5097 Год назад

    You are so talented 😂

  • @TKO_thekindone
    @TKO_thekindone 3 года назад +5

    I’m tellin ya Mick! I’m coming to see you on tour live my friend before I kick the bucket. 🤣🤣 proper cockney comedy love it. Your fan from the east end. Ak

  • @JoJo-xz6fw
    @JoJo-xz6fw 3 года назад +4

    Hilarious 🤣

  • @calvinmarkpayne
    @calvinmarkpayne 3 года назад +9

    "240!"

  • @mapleacer9925
    @mapleacer9925 2 года назад +4

    Bruschetta …its 8 and a half quid for tomatoes on toast. Puts it into perspective.

  • @PaganPunk
    @PaganPunk 3 года назад +6

    Total Legend 🥰

  • @lukey9220
    @lukey9220 3 года назад +3

    Home owner.... Read my mind 😸

  • @user-te3mg6lw8j
    @user-te3mg6lw8j Месяц назад

    Very funny man. No filtre, love ıt

  • @bonkeydollocks1879
    @bonkeydollocks1879 Год назад +1

    240!! " hang on a bit Eric" 😅

  • @tammy8028
    @tammy8028 3 года назад +1

    Soo funny, hahahha!

  • @lifeslessons9889
    @lifeslessons9889 3 года назад +2

    Relax homeowner lol 😂

  • @rooneyrythm
    @rooneyrythm 3 года назад +40

    To be fair, she did look a bit posh and a bit dirty

  • @jenogilvie-grant2636
    @jenogilvie-grant2636 3 года назад +2

    Ausome 🤣👍

  • @FIMOE123
    @FIMOE123 3 года назад +22

    That awkward moment when you know a boots consultant are what they call people on the tills.

    • @goweresque
      @goweresque 3 года назад +10

      Thats what I thought. Or the saleswomen on the makeup counters. Maybe Micky realised that but pretended otherwise to save the lady's blushes. Especially as he'd just called her a bit posh and a bit dirty!

    • @terencejay8845
      @terencejay8845 3 года назад +2

      No. I dated a 'Boots No7 Consultant' for three years. They're the dolls on the expensive make-up and perfume counter and wear a different uniform. Top of the Sales tree. I also had 'sample' bottles of every men's aftershave. Looking back, she was the nicest GF I ever had.

  • @fogvarious2478
    @fogvarious2478 2 месяца назад

    My friends catchphrase was .. you love it you slag ..it's even hidden in a ps1 game as a level code 😁..he's so much like Micky also it's funny

  • @dylanharrington744
    @dylanharrington744 3 года назад +9

    Did he say "tribuneral"? That must be cockney for tribunal.
    Gotta love his honesty tho. My Mrs does it all the time and I think, I don't even know these people, why should I care if they are shit at their job. But I keep up the illusion of the listening face.

    • @leec6424
      @leec6424 3 года назад +1

      It's called an accent you b8llend

    • @cleoldbagtraallsorts3380
      @cleoldbagtraallsorts3380 2 года назад

      @@leec6424 More of a dialect word, it's also used by people in East Anglia.

    • @chrisacres
      @chrisacres Год назад

      He says ‘drownding’ instead of ‘drowning’ in the Saga holidays sketch. That always makes me laugh. OOOO POLDARKS DAAN, POLDARKS DAAN.

  • @bazza224
    @bazza224 3 года назад +9

    I just had a peep at this Mickey, I like peeping 😋

  • @rjpender70
    @rjpender70 2 года назад

    So funny

  • @johndcoffee632
    @johndcoffee632 3 года назад +19

    "It's 8 and a half quid for tomato on toast...."

  • @petermernagh9991
    @petermernagh9991 2 года назад +2

    How high up are you in boots?
    She missed a major opportunity here to answer "about 5 foot 10"

  • @ironsmtb2040
    @ironsmtb2040 3 года назад +2

    🙌🔥🔥

  • @donllaves8496
    @donllaves8496 3 года назад +1

    Lovable lavabowl

  • @donnablackman3954
    @donnablackman3954 3 дня назад +1

    ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

  • @eoghandridl1007
    @eoghandridl1007 3 года назад +2

    Old on a minute eriiic!!

  • @gary8862
    @gary8862 3 года назад +5

    😂

  • @alanstuartwatt2455
    @alanstuartwatt2455 3 года назад

    Has Micly made guest appearances on East Enders yet?

  • @Laura......
    @Laura...... 2 года назад

    Boots. Lmao

  • @MrBrownnn696
    @MrBrownnn696 3 года назад +22

    The woman was beautiful

    • @ol2510
      @ol2510 3 года назад +2

      milf

  • @1212341234alan
    @1212341234alan 2 года назад

    ROFL 🤣

  • @MrBrownnn696
    @MrBrownnn696 3 года назад +3

    Relax homeowner relax !!!

  • @veganvocalist4782
    @veganvocalist4782 3 года назад +1

    🤣😂

  • @allylou8514
    @allylou8514 2 года назад

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @elainepaterson7937
    @elainepaterson7937 Год назад

    Omg hilious well dun

  • @fergussaint-john2535
    @fergussaint-john2535 Год назад

    he must have been awesome to hang out with at school

  • @davemis40
    @davemis40 3 года назад +1

    Forgetting the girls name .. been there done that .. bluffed it through the second date 😂 ..

  • @WHUFC71
    @WHUFC71 3 года назад +5

    Watching these is stopping me ending my life after my wife of 20 years asked for a divorce! Said she didn't want to be with me anymore

    • @dnichs7739
      @dnichs7739 3 года назад +9

      Mate if that's the case, I don't know your personal situation but look at it like this, don't take a long term solution to what may be a short term problem. You've got a chance to meet someone new, or just get to know what you want better. Either way stay positive and enjoy being alive mate, single or married, life's a total ride mate. 👍🏾

    • @benkent4395
      @benkent4395 3 года назад +4

      Keep going brother! Anyone that doesn't want you is no longer right for you, frees you up for the next chapter of life. Don't end it prematurely my friend it can get better! Hope you're doing good man x

    • @jackmehoffe9372
      @jackmehoffe9372 2 года назад

      Chin up mate

  • @theoneandonlykctcb6366
    @theoneandonlykctcb6366 Год назад +2

    Micky is a great proper British comedian, just a pity there was only a few dvds brought out.

  • @distantcoff7391
    @distantcoff7391 3 года назад

    Was that
    Homeowner? Or
    Ho moaner?
    It's 'iz acccen init

  • @RIXRADvidz
    @RIXRADvidz 3 года назад +3

    eight and a half quid for tomato on toast.
    where's this affordable dining establishment?
    Knightsbridge????

    • @graceygrumble
      @graceygrumble 3 года назад +1

      It's all about the ambi-ah-nce!

  • @kirkferguson5821
    @kirkferguson5821 3 года назад

    Its a shared casa with my swarf deeded

  • @stevep764
    @stevep764 3 года назад

    The daddy

  • @popkornflake
    @popkornflake 12 дней назад

    3:05

  • @Srw-em6iq
    @Srw-em6iq 6 месяцев назад

    What is a boots consultant?

  • @donuttime2507
    @donuttime2507 2 года назад

    260 😆

  • @leedaughtrey6587
    @leedaughtrey6587 3 года назад

    Anyone here after the whole women hate men saga

  • @smythharris2635
    @smythharris2635 3 года назад

    Viva Capitalism!!!

  • @ospreybird
    @ospreybird 3 года назад

    :-)

  • @davidbowles4196
    @davidbowles4196 2 года назад +1

    and he tottenham come on you spurs

  • @dirttrackcowboy1244
    @dirttrackcowboy1244 3 года назад

    Each clip I watch adds years of wrinkles. I’m only 25 people think I’m 40.

  • @petertr2000
    @petertr2000 3 года назад +2

    3:36 - You can if she's Israeli.