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@@tantiwahopak101 I've got american, Canadian, Scottish and British family members but I'm mainly British and Scottish so you are correct it also depends on your parents aswel so whatever they commented is irrelevant
In second world war in Finland we used terrible accordion music to jam Russian radios. Song was called "säkkijärvenpolkka". Ivans radios were totally useless! Greetings from finland.
NOTE TO SELF-Having seen several of Al Murray's vids now, if ever I get to attend a live performance, NEVER speak up if he asks anything of the audience... : )
The British, a collection of Irish and continental tribes intermixed with a few locals., that later interbred with invading Romans and marauding Vikings. Yes, I do live in the UK.
David Savage ...and how did they get to -what is now known as - Ireland? Did they they just magically appear at the end of a rainbow or did they, perhaps, migrate there? Ergo, a bunch of immigrants.
Lewis as a Welshman , I wanted the piss taken out of us more, but that’s just us brits👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 we are a breed apart mate🇬🇧🇬🇧🏴🏴🏴🏴🇮🇪
I'm a mackem and you're right, especially the bit about the Scots getting off the train, taking one look around central station, then fukin' off back to Scotland as fast as possible.
@@nufcbenson3877 We do not go seeking glory , we only seek peace in the world, because we know that peace in the world is more likely than us being promoted to the championship.
Al Murray is a historian an intellect and is a descendant from Scottish aristocracy his grandfather a British ambassador married into the kuenburg family of the Holy Roman Empire he really does have an interesting background
The Spanish works well for this. Its like a bunch of countries rammed together, some people want to leave, theres a bunch of different languages and cultures, many many autonomous zones, different weather zones etc etc. We are the Span-ish
¡Hola! I used to work with a girl from #Galicia. At a McDonalds in Sussex. At one point I thought she was into me as she invited me home after work after midnight. But no, it seems Spanish people just keep weird hours..😅
@@superluukiee well, there probably isn't much time for chewing with the mouth so close to the nose so on that basis I'm gonna struggle to pass a roast potato or a lamb chop through my nose.
"Toon" means town, but pronounced as in cartoon, and often yelled by the footie fans as "toon" or "toon-army". But they get stuck at five letter words and have been known to vent their frustration by punching police horses.
@Cymro 65 You sound like you're Welsh, which means you're inherently bitter. I'd be too if I knew that by the time I turned 60, no one would be able to understand a single word coming out of my mouth.
Spot on!!! I'm a frog,been living in the uk for donkey years when younger,i really miss it at times but not the hangover lol But yes,he's a smashing comedian!
@michi veritas You're right... and I know the difference... but I always assume what others think... that Americans just use the Internet more and they feel uncomfortable with any other spelling lol
Love all our accents we have, so diverse. The language is just exquisite though, with all its pretty little enormous load of diction for lots of nice people to do lots and lots of nice things with it. Cuddle time
Mike Wilkinson we have got lots of idiots making life a misery we don’t need anymore, for one Diane Abbott she’s something to laugh at. She’s even funnier than that idiot
Al, I've only recently discovered you, but as an American Anglophile, I think you are absolutely brilliant. I grew up watching Benny Hill, and you are even funnier than he was.
I'd say there is a LOT funnier than Benny Hill, but I suppose it was OK in its day. It hasn't aged well, where Faulty Towers is still as great as it was then.
How racist is this? Someone should inform the BBC, the Fringe Festival and the Guardian so we can get Al Murray tons of publicity and a knighthood as well as a cancellation.
Hi Murray, I would have agree that I'm from Scotland with a Scottish accent and you were liking it, but however because I'm not a scouser you made scousers savage with your voice and I burst into laughter think that this was the victory for you. 🙂
"we're friends with them now, the germans not the scousers" cracked me up lol
We all heard it mate
The Scotsman and Scouser radio jamming had me reaching for the defibrillator...funny as f***, sorry...
I lost it at the geordie whale song🤣🤣🤣
SHEEEEEEREERRRRRR
ME TOO
'Wheres me' giro...'
Absolute class
But seriously, where the fuck is it?
@@exxonein7729 Some Baghdad robbed it. So he can get some coke to make his shreddies frosty.
What was the last line he said
@Rainbowstar 76 spent more of her life , 50 yrs in Surrey .
I'm British and Scottish and confirm this comedian is legit a boss ass comedian and pretty accurate
@@elizabethrobertson4542 don't think so, a person can be texan and american at the same time. It's just a matter of bigger circles
@@tantiwahopak101 I've got american, Canadian, Scottish and British family members but I'm mainly British and Scottish so you are correct it also depends on your parents aswel so whatever they commented is irrelevant
If you're Scottish there's no need to say you're also british because Scotland is in britain.
Mate Scotland is in Britain
J GILLY it’s not a problem man , I was just telling you just in case 😁
I can only apologise of behalf of Scots, its all true..
Don't. Imagine if we didn't have accent diversity.
@@scootergrant8683 the main thing in life is to treat people how you want to be treated.
In second world war in Finland we used terrible accordion music to jam Russian radios. Song was called "säkkijärvenpolkka". Ivans radios were totally useless! Greetings from finland.
as a scouser my granddad was on those radios and he was still pulling a jiro at the same time
As a scouser I have no idea what to think about this 😂😂
Geordie Whale Song? Brilliant!!!
This makes me proud to be British
Nearly wet myself at the Geordie Whale song 🤣🤣🇬🇧
NOTE TO SELF-Having seen several of Al Murray's vids now, if ever I get to attend a live performance, NEVER speak up if he asks anything of the audience... : )
Oh do it. Live life dangerously
Is it just me or did his geordie accent sound like that creature that Obi Wan Kenobi rode in Revenge of the sith.
5:30 Lemongrab making an appearance
This was brilliant
0:19
Al: Iiiiiiiiiiish
Subs: [music]
Really clever this guy. Very funny
As many hubcaps as we can get yeah baldy c***/ shandy drinking southern fairy 😂 only joking Al we love you in Liverpool 🍻🍻🍻
Pigeon shittin ont wippets
Every English man every morning
The British, a collection of Irish and continental tribes intermixed with a few locals., that later interbred with invading Romans and marauding Vikings. Yes, I do live in the UK.
mirola73
One could argue that the Irish are just a collection of British and continental tribes... blah blah blah. 😉
Garry MacKenzie, one could, but the Irish were in Ireland at least 11,700 years prior to the first Breton settlers, so one would be talking bollocks!
David Savage
...and how did they get to -what is now known as - Ireland?
Did they they just magically appear at the end of a rainbow or did they, perhaps, migrate there? Ergo, a bunch of immigrants.
"My accent would lead you to believe its educated, but"...
You would not think that the "pub landlord " is actually a public school pro EU Tory, ( check it out !)
His Scouser impression reminds me of Lemongrab from Adventure Time
I'll bet nobody hunted them Geordie whales for fear of ear ache!.......Fuckin' hilarious........
Fucking hilarious
He nicked the “ish” suffix from a lady stand-up. Heard it on a BBC comedy prog. Might have been The Now Show is similar.
I doubt he nicked it mate probably more like parallel thinking
No he definitely nicked it
@@lh2593 he heard her radio gig a couple of times and plagiarized and extended it
"were friends with them now of course, the Germans not the scousers" hahaahah
If it wasn't for us scousers. The Atlantic front wouldn't have happened. But he is playing a role.
@dxn smith Don't be stupid. No one would eat a man united supporter.
I read that when it was said in the video
dxn smith That’s just not funny
dxn smith you need to talk to a bird you fat wool hahahaha
As a scotsman I can confirm this is hilarious, you cannot beat the Great British sense of humour! All hail the ale!
Fk ya French letter. Britain is my potty
Lewis as a Welshman , I wanted the piss taken out of us more, but that’s just us brits👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 we are a breed apart mate🇬🇧🇬🇧🏴🏴🏴🏴🇮🇪
It’s pish
So which kind Scotsman are you? The cow with a cough, the terrier, the guy having his junk rubbed with warm and wet leather, or the opening door?
Audrey Buchan And you are not Scottish , you just a hater
I’m Geordie and I can confirm this was 100% accurate
Minecraft Is epic are you also 10
I'm a mackem and you're right, especially the bit about the Scots getting off the train, taking one look around central station, then fukin' off back to Scotland as fast as possible.
Where abouts are you from?
Anyoldion is it good in league 1
@@nufcbenson3877 We do not go seeking glory , we only seek peace in the world, because we know that peace in the world is more likely than us being promoted to the championship.
Al ye forgot the 5th type of scot, the one which goes through all 4 above seamlessly in the same sentence lol
The ultimate Scott-ish
Forgot the one that always sounds like hes had 15 newky browns
1:40 he does say “at _least_ four types of Scot”
In other wors me ma
In other words, Fife people
Only glad that I’m a Yorkshireman and so don’t have an accent.
I'm from Bradford. We all have accents!
@@cyclingmadhedgehog8860 whhhoooossshhhh
And it’s over the top bar, tragic stuff
@@cyclingmadhedgehog8860 A strange name for a Muslim, Emma.
I'm Protestant.
As a Geordie I can confirm you’ll hear that exact whale song when you walk past the Black Garter pub in town.
We're friends now of course...the Germans..not the Scousers! Cutting!
As a scouser i love that line, this man is a genius
Luckily for us. It means we don't have to deal with Londonistan.
Dont worry we dont wana be friends with any english. Build a wall we cant stand england
JAYW0151 sorry ard
@@Cosmic-Wanderer Ithink the English on the whole would pay to have a wall built...crime rate would go down 80% for a start.
British humour
Ade Edmondson: (talking about Rik Mayall) ‘then he went and died without me. Selfish bastard’
Al Murray is a historian an intellect and is a descendant from Scottish aristocracy his grandfather a British ambassador married into the kuenburg family of the Holy Roman Empire he really does have an interesting background
@user-mi6ri6in7d Typical of what, out of interest?
@SGuy889 Well, that's certainly not an authentic Cockney accent.
@@annamack5823You may be shocked to hear he's not really a pub landlord either...
@@timothyduggan2263 I was simply commenting on how poor his Cockney accent is 🙄
Yeah, maybe he may have had an interesting background but comedian he ain't
The Spanish works well for this. Its like a bunch of countries rammed together, some people want to leave, theres a bunch of different languages and cultures, many many autonomous zones, different weather zones etc etc. We are the Span-ish
Ish
It's strange how similar how Britain and Spain are
¡Hola! I used to work with a girl from #Galicia. At a McDonalds in Sussex. At one point I thought she was into me as she invited me home after work after midnight. But no, it seems Spanish people just keep weird hours..😅
3:01 my tea came out my nose!
I hope you weren't referring to your dinner
@@superluukiee definitely the liquid kind, not entirely sure chunks through the nose is advisable.
@@coldstreamer9574 Depends how much you chew on it.
@@superluukiee well, there probably isn't much time for chewing with the mouth so close to the nose so on that basis I'm gonna struggle to pass a roast potato or a lamb chop through my nose.
@@coldstreamer9574 The gravy perhaps?
I don’t get the geordie whale song, however, I was in tears at ‘the Germans not the scousers that is’😂😂
mainly about Newcastle United fans
"Toon" means town, but pronounced as in cartoon, and often yelled by the footie fans as "toon" or "toon-army". But they get stuck at five letter words and have been known to vent their frustration by punching police horses.
@@TheophilusPWildbeest couldnt have put ig better mesel' (as a half-geordie)
Shame cause it’s the best bit
Obviously you've never heard a Geordie speak then Lol ;-)
Two Geordies on a country walk.....
" Divvent step on that turd man. "
" Howay man. It's not a turd it's a frog! "
Welshing is when you keep dodging people you owe money to.
Do you mean Welching ?
lol how do u know?
@@_aywe348 Nae, it's a pun.
@Cymro 65 You sound like you're Welsh, which means you're inherently bitter. I'd be too if I knew that by the time I turned 60, no one would be able to understand a single word coming out of my mouth.
@Cymro 65 I was just kidding around, dude.
Being a geordie myself I cried at that how funny but the scouse one was brilliant as well
Durham born but grew up in the South. The Geordie whale song bit manages to take the piss out of and make me miss my North Durham accent.
@@pitmatix1457 whay hey Bonny lad!
@@pitmatix1457 hahaha, Durham makes you pretty much a mackem mate 😂
David Conley - how man that’s a bit harsh, nee need to insult the lad. Durham’s not *THAT* bad... 🤣
"Orc-like people" i love it lol
Spot on!!! I'm a frog,been living in the uk for donkey years when younger,i really miss it at times but not the hangover lol But yes,he's a smashing comedian!
Can't get enough of this accent humor from Europe... I live in Canada, and find this shit fascinating
@michi veritas You're right... and I know the difference... but I always assume what others think... that Americans just use the Internet more and they feel uncomfortable with any other spelling lol
@@MedalionDS9 U realise you are talking to nobody
@@heleneardleytaylor25 No, I was talking to somebody but they removed their comment
@@MedalionDS9 Yeah I thought that happened hate it when that happens
Europe? Europe??!?
My belly hurt laughing so hard.
Having been born in the centre of Newcastle, I almost totally lost my sh*t and fell over the edge at the Geordie bit ... 😂
I'm a Benwell lad living in Scotland and thought the whole performance was spot on, especially about the Scousers and their wheel hubs 😂😂
I from Coventry we just have a confused accent as we in the middle but thankfully we don't sound like brummie,s
You sound half brunmie half northampton
You do a bit though.
It’s great that we have a comedian like Al Murray. I feared Billy Connelly would be the last.
I'm sorry but Billy isn't on this mans level
@johnshaw3060 good grief you are delusional
@@shanginadildo Billy C lost it when he made money.
@@shanginadildo They other way around, surely?
One word: “Jock-i-ta-tude”...
...PRICELESS! 😂😂😂
Jocklitude*
0:32 made even funnier because the Welsh are actually the true Britons 😂😂
No they aren't
@@xp3r670 Yes they were. Sheep were here long before Man, and shall be here long after He is gone.
@@xp3r670 fuck me 😂🤦♂️
@@fuzzasco4896 the intellectuals strike again 🤣🤣
@Cymro 65 the english arent from Germany man, theyre from denmark and northern germany/Netherlands
The bit about Scouse radio jammers is one of the funniest things I've watched on RUclips, convulsed with laughter
This is like a university lecture on British culture.
Love all our accents we have, so diverse.
The language is just exquisite though, with all its pretty little enormous load of diction for lots of nice people to do lots and lots of nice things with it. Cuddle time
How Al Murray isn’t PM is beyond me. One of the funniest men alive.
Bluepurgatory1 at least I know how to spell. It should be “Oh dear, ARE you always this stupid” go back to school and learn some grammar!
We elect someone who becomes a joke, not someone who can tell a joke. Subtle distinction.
He stood as a canidate for MP to try and get more votes than Nigale Farage and UKIP. If fail to be an MP you cant be PM
Mike Wilkinson we have got lots of idiots making life a misery we don’t need anymore, for one Diane Abbott she’s something to laugh at. She’s even funnier than that idiot
Bluepurgatory1 you fucked yourself there pal😂😂😂
Al, I've only recently discovered you, but as an American Anglophile, I think you are absolutely brilliant. I grew up watching Benny Hill, and you are even funnier than he was.
Ah so they’re called Anglophiles.. I’ve been saying Angloboo XD
Don Nguyen lol
I'd say there is a LOT funnier than Benny Hill, but I suppose it was OK in its day. It hasn't aged well, where Faulty Towers is still as great as it was then.
@@emorynguyen1583 they are called teaboos
I'm 95% sure you're not American only the natives are.
His radio static impression is brilliant. I might steal it for my phone's ringtone
hahah perfect for people that want to learn English from a "native speaker"!
Big shoutout to Stirling, good man 💪 sons of the rock
It doesn't get much better than this! I'm in tears, Al just floats my boat everytime.
As a Geordie this was hilarious
Glaswegian and can confirm this is 101 percent accurate
What about the ‘Ish-tralians…🇦🇺🤷♀️
As a Geordie he nailed that 😂
This crowd is stone cold?? What the hell? Are they all first-timers there by chance?
Quality Landlord, as usual.
Timeless classic you can watch this over and over outstanding 😂😂
God bless Al Murray
Favourite comedian, ALL HAIL THE ALE
A real comic and there are only a few left. They’ve all been replaced by Micael Mc Intyres so Adams Family friendly. Keep up the good work Al!
This is tremendous stuff. He is doing a valuable public service countering jingoism and he should stop the mundane quiz drivel.
Upload the clip of your stand up about man creating weapons just to kill man etc! The truth of it makes it so funny 😂
Love your stuff Al, keep doing what your doing and please run for PM soon ;) We need your wisdom now during Covid-19 mate
If you look at some of his first and second world war programs,there's not much he doesn't know,an accomplished historian
Peter Blazeby He studied modern history at Oxford university.
Just don't get him started on the wrong parachutes used in the movie 'A Bridge Too Far'!
I didn’t know you had a channel subbed straight away. Get a few cans in Julie.
And a white wine for yourself😉
As German native speaker I can confirm: his German is pretty good!
The scouse one had me spitting my drink out 😂😂
The Germans thing was hysterical!! I loved it!
"Was ist los!? Mein funk ist kaput!"
Brilliant.
"we're friends with them now,the germany's not the scouser's" lost it there and spat my coffee all over my desk xD
xD
How racist is this? Someone should inform the BBC, the Fringe Festival and the Guardian so we can get Al Murray tons of publicity and a knighthood as well as a cancellation.
The geordie part got me
As an American, this creases me up beyond belief.
The Irish aren't British!
Alastair James Murray, a great Scots name!!
Alastair James HEY Murray.
Very much Scottish by descent.
His father came down by parachute...
(© spike milligan)
My favourite kind of comedian...……….Funny and intelligent!
Am scouse and love this 😂
Hi Murray, I would have agree that I'm from Scotland with a Scottish accent and you were liking it, but however because I'm not a scouser you made scousers savage with your voice and I burst into laughter think that this was the victory for you. 🙂
As well as the British and the Swedish the Polish are also ish people
Don't forget the Spanish
and the Frenchish
Finnish, Danish, any more?
@Ian Thompson "The Irish are so ISH they don't know which ISH they are!"
Always thought the Appalachian accent sounds like the New Castle accent. Wonder where the origin of most of the Appalachian is?
So friggin funny best of Brit-ish comedy god bless the pub landlord oh and Al Murray who is actually more German than the Royals!!
Brit-ish is not unique though as you have Dan-ish, Swed-ish, Finn-ish, Ir-ish, Span-ish, Pol-ish, Turkish and of course Rad-ish.
This DVD was my favourite back in the day, fucking excellent routines
5:10 scousers secret war work of german radios love it
The cultural assassin of a wolverine in sheep's clothing-apart from that our Al is downright bril.
The amount of times "ish" was said!
Loved the line "the Irish are so ish they don't know which ish they are!! 😂
Claire E me too, but hated it at the same time
@@AbsoluteAbsurd I know what you mean.
Brilliant, but can confirm the Irish are not British.
So much information in such short time!
he is like my chemistry teacher
That man perfectly captured the sound of a door opening.
Geordies so true , hear that round the toon, shearer shearer
I’m Scottish &love the geordies, best people in the whole of the British Isles
If yan leave take us too