Al Murray - Every parent must watch this!

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  • Al Murray - Every parent must watch this, particularly those with teenaged girls.

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  • @GodConsciousness
    @GodConsciousness 8 лет назад +288

    An absolute comedy legend, Al Murray! Very smart comedy! Love and respect!

  • @nicolaiby1846
    @nicolaiby1846 5 лет назад +92

    That's likely the most English person ever. He is fucking priceless.

    • @chinablues3415
      @chinablues3415 2 года назад +2

      His name is Alastair James Hay Murray. He was born in England, but is of Scottish heritage.
      His Pub Landlord character is a satirical sketch mocking the narrow-minded Brexiteer types; he is definitely not one of them, yet they're too ridiculous to realise.

    • @pusb_87english63
      @pusb_87english63 Год назад +4

      Imagine calling everyone who voted for brexit narrow minded, most of the country I may add.
      You lost deal with it you plank.

  • @sgtg4600
    @sgtg4600 8 лет назад +695

    This man should be Prime Minister........

  • @gQuaresma07
    @gQuaresma07 7 лет назад +150

    "that will show the Chinese that we are back in fucking business!"
    Brilliant!!!

  • @johnpirie3800
    @johnpirie3800 Год назад +10

    Such a clever, clever man. As a comedian, he is hilarious. Timing is wonderful.
    Check out his tour of Germany, where he visits the entire country, discussing its rights and wrongs. Mans a genius.

  •  6 лет назад +44

    Took me 5 minutes to work it out but Murray is as sharp as a razor

  • @niknoks7638
    @niknoks7638 3 года назад +18

    Timeless and destined to be a classic 🤣👏

  • @expressoevangelism80
    @expressoevangelism80 2 года назад +9

    I like his logic. It is just so straight forward, it sort of makes sense, as long as we don’t take him seriously.

  • @stephenbailey6709
    @stephenbailey6709 2 года назад +13

    A total legend. Genius 😂

  • @susstudio
    @susstudio 7 лет назад +366

    "And don't listen to Jamie Oliver either... he's a TWAT!" Howling! 😂

    • @petelattimer6808
      @petelattimer6808 4 года назад +3

      so true!

    • @stewartnicol3028
      @stewartnicol3028 4 года назад +4

      So typical of English society....they are sitting listening to a genius comedian, who is playing a fictional character....and they are agreeing with his fictional portrayal of a classic English bigot. They even cheer for his fictional put down of Jamie Oliver, a man who genuinely tried to make a difference to children's diet. Sheep, led by Goats.

    • @forestdad
      @forestdad 3 года назад +10

      @@stewartnicol3028 no really snowflake, they just think Jamie Oliver is a twat, and he is.

    • @zakr1187
      @zakr1187 3 года назад +1

      @@stewartnicol3028 k

    • @Mossyz.
      @Mossyz. 3 года назад

      @@stewartnicol3028 Do you even know who Jamie Oliver is ? ..He fcked up the whole way people think about children taking sugar based food to schools.....because of that arsehole kids are not able to drink soft drinks in school ..if they are caught the parents are fined.!!

  • @franceleeparis37
    @franceleeparis37 4 года назад +56

    Al Murray, the Monty Python team and most British comedians show exactly what higher education can do... distill social issues to a level that can be understood by all.. without actually offending anyone or using violence.. everyone should aspire to become a comedian by going to university (the real ones, not those that just changed their names)

    • @leevikv
      @leevikv 4 года назад +4

      Dont forget rowan atkinson

    • @bucko2801
      @bucko2801 2 года назад +4

      i think that's the last place comedians nowadays would want to go , for fear of offending some left wing, woke , " i know better than you " student union leader!

    • @mcspeedypantsjr5713
      @mcspeedypantsjr5713 2 года назад +2

      Bollocks

    • @kingdomhearts743
      @kingdomhearts743 Год назад +1

      Could not agree more..

    • @johncarroll772
      @johncarroll772 Год назад +3

      Billy Connolly didn't need university

  • @kou4997
    @kou4997 4 года назад +57

    2:46
    "and that will show the chinese the we're back in business"
    and im here a chinese man laughing my ass out XD

  • @markkelly940
    @markkelly940 8 лет назад +75

    You are a legend Al Murray! Very funny guy, great job man!

  • @georgeholbrook1886
    @georgeholbrook1886 2 года назад +4

    Oh jeez I need that conversation with my 9 year old baby girl!

  • @cogidubnus1953
    @cogidubnus1953 8 лет назад +44

    Quite rightly a legend in his own lunchtime...very, very clever guy indeed...

  • @jwrobin21
    @jwrobin21 5 лет назад +9

    Kids raising Kids raising Kids.

  • @jamiegoddard693
    @jamiegoddard693 6 лет назад +12

    Al is class a legend

  • @michaelsnow4735
    @michaelsnow4735 3 года назад +2

    Once again absolutely first class

  • @mrchocolatetoast1355
    @mrchocolatetoast1355 2 года назад +6

    I dont think I got asked what I wanted for tea until I was about 17

  • @michaelshaughnessy4435
    @michaelshaughnessy4435 7 лет назад +38

    Yeah every parent needs to do that then we can wave goodbye to the X Factor.

  • @AgustePerry
    @AgustePerry Год назад +3

    Your a legend! Best comedian ever. I laugh everytime

  • @manuellopez1956
    @manuellopez1956 8 лет назад +45

    Fucking brilliant. The last joke is a type known as "a shaggy dog story"

  • @dickvarga6908
    @dickvarga6908 8 лет назад +154

    and rebuild Hadrian's wall - taller!

    • @kills26
      @kills26 8 лет назад +11

      +Dick Varga That was a good wall, I will help.

    • @masterblob7196
      @masterblob7196 7 лет назад +11

      yep to keep the english out

    • @geordiejigsaw
      @geordiejigsaw 5 лет назад +4

      master blob north of the wall is England.

    • @METALFREAK03
      @METALFREAK03 5 лет назад +6

      @zondaintheair we actually mostly go around now fixing the polish builder's work as they cut corners.

    • @geoffmassingham785
      @geoffmassingham785 3 года назад +2

      I think Jimmy Krankie Sturgeon has started to!

  • @themayorofdipshittery3646
    @themayorofdipshittery3646 2 года назад +4

    Many true words spoken in jest 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @ethanashin7019
    @ethanashin7019 6 лет назад +18

    I’m 13 and I can get behind this

    • @roystoddard7135
      @roystoddard7135 4 года назад

      Ethan Ashin I know you are probably 15 now and I’m 70 but I’ve got something to tell you treacle and that is lol lol lol, and do you think the same way now.

    • @leevikv
      @leevikv 4 года назад

      @@roystoddard7135 lol lol lol

    • @zakr1187
      @zakr1187 3 года назад

      @@roystoddard7135 k

  • @karlosthevulturemischeski5583
    @karlosthevulturemischeski5583 4 года назад +10

    Made my night listening to this,so fucking correct!!

  • @kacywatson6314
    @kacywatson6314 6 лет назад +8

    Al Murray for prime Minister of Great Britain 🇬🇧

  • @MichaelJones-nn7my
    @MichaelJones-nn7my 3 года назад +7

    Hilarious but also very true

  • @Joisey11
    @Joisey11 Год назад +4

    His act is probably based on all the pub rants he’s heard.

  • @rushiljohar4206
    @rushiljohar4206 6 лет назад +27

    Holy shit who is he! He's intense. He's great

  • @JudgeBluey
    @JudgeBluey 4 года назад +14

    Before I became a parent, a grandparent, and now a Great Grandparent, I had at least 12 years of practice with children (my younger siblings) because my Mum & Dad worked six days a week.
    I look back at those times, and agree with Al Murray that PARENTS should NOT become parents, without many tests and exams.
    Let's just see who REALLY wants kids, hmmmmm?

    • @leevikv
      @leevikv 4 года назад

      Japanangka is a weird name. Honestly i cant get over it its hilarious.

    • @leostarr4293
      @leostarr4293 Год назад

      What they doing having kids if they work six day weeks and leave their kids with their other kid? Ridiculous behaviour.

  • @kevinstreet5709
    @kevinstreet5709 4 года назад +4

    Genius

  • @RalphBrooker-gn9iv
    @RalphBrooker-gn9iv 2 месяца назад +1

    Do you turn him in or keep the flat screen.
    😂😂😂 Genius.

  • @Obimacwen
    @Obimacwen 8 лет назад +89

    That's right more money hahahhah

  • @geoffringham1051
    @geoffringham1051 5 лет назад +4

    BRILLIANT 👍 😃😃😃😃😃

  • @lukemandalore7690
    @lukemandalore7690 3 года назад +15

    I'm 14 and I agree with every goddamn word of this especially the underpants also Sgt G exactly what I was thinking

    • @ryanbrimson8238
      @ryanbrimson8238 3 года назад +2

      Same I’m 14 too this mans a genius to be able to mix humour with actual meaningful facts and issues

  • @scwagcom
    @scwagcom 6 лет назад +3

    Great drummer as well

  • @maxbacon4828
    @maxbacon4828 4 года назад +2

    Many a true word ..........!

  • @yordygarcia1242
    @yordygarcia1242 3 года назад +1

    Gordon would absolutely love Al.

  • @kencook7580
    @kencook7580 2 месяца назад

    Epitomises the sad reality that we now find ourselves in.

  • @jakkuwolfinsomnia8058
    @jakkuwolfinsomnia8058 8 месяцев назад

    “And that’ll show the Chinese were back in f**kin’ business!”
    😂😂😂

  • @peggs1
    @peggs1 3 года назад +2

    Good god ,
    He's right !

  • @modernviking7355
    @modernviking7355 4 года назад +13

    ...and thatll show the chinese were back in business" lmao

  • @rushiljohar4206
    @rushiljohar4206 6 лет назад +30

    That will show the Chinese!!!! HAAHAHHAHA

  • @michaelkemp6857
    @michaelkemp6857 Год назад

    All hail the Al!!

  • @RaysTrack
    @RaysTrack 4 года назад +5

    Such an intelligent guy. This alter ego as King Gammon is nothing like the real guy.

  • @jauntycube6875
    @jauntycube6875 6 лет назад +10

    Bring it on Murray I already do hard work I ain't building no pyramid

  • @vantheman12welshman66
    @vantheman12welshman66 6 лет назад +1

    Love the carpet

  • @tomjenkins8151
    @tomjenkins8151 6 лет назад +16

    I feel like Al Murray would have got on well with George Carlin...

    • @mercydoll2849
      @mercydoll2849 6 лет назад

      Quasi Mofo wrong Comedian.. George Carlin was too thoughtful and introspective compared to this guy I think you mean somebody more along the lines of Dice Clay or Sam Kinison...

  • @lesmoor001
    @lesmoor001 3 года назад +4

    hes total different in real life

  • @breebw
    @breebw 8 лет назад +12

    Never seen mashed potato eaten with hands before. Then our 9 yo grandchildren visited. So yeah.

    • @georgemckie6986
      @georgemckie6986 7 лет назад

      Breen Whitman

    • @raychambers3646
      @raychambers3646 4 года назад

      My wife worked in a school canteen, cutlery was an alien concept to a lot of them!

  • @coventrypressureclean280
    @coventrypressureclean280 8 лет назад +57

    Council estate meaning for dad is drink and drugs

  • @xG_MANx
    @xG_MANx 3 года назад +7

    Pure legend!
    Funny but true facts.
    And remember PC WOKE people…it’s just a joke.😎

  • @jota3732
    @jota3732 3 года назад +7

    Love the pub land lord , but it’s only an act , Al Murray is as left as you can get , funny guy .

  • @meirwise1107
    @meirwise1107 4 года назад +6

    Hilarious!

  • @Sfm892
    @Sfm892 6 лет назад

    Im a teenager and i work hard for everything i mean i know he doesn’t mean everyone but i know quite a few kids/teenagers who work hard but he does have appoint most people don’t work hard

    • @Stubchain
      @Stubchain  6 лет назад +2

      It's a comedy routine Prim, plain and simple, not to be taken literally.

  • @Thesheperd703
    @Thesheperd703 7 лет назад +12

    Finally ! I actually found a British comedian that makes me laugh :)

    • @redwarf8118
      @redwarf8118 5 лет назад +3

      how long have you been looking, two minutes? some examples I like: Dylan Moran, Bill bailey, Billy Connolly (Scottish), Sean Lock, Ross Noble, Johnny Vegas, all of Monty Python (!), Ronnie Corbett ...

  • @donaldcrawford3596
    @donaldcrawford3596 2 года назад +2

    According to many he is very cultured when his CV is checked.

  • @rushiljohar4206
    @rushiljohar4206 6 лет назад +9

    As Miserable as rest of us!!!!

  • @magnusmaul5447
    @magnusmaul5447 5 лет назад +3

    Build a Woodhenge, a Wickerhenge, a Plastichenge, a Paperhenge, another Stonehenge, a Brickhenge, a Metalhenge, Chocolatehenge, a Glasshenge and a Meathenge. Keep the idea of the no power tools and the foreman with the stick.

  • @aarondingain9006
    @aarondingain9006 3 года назад +3

    That's the problem today kid's having kids as the parents sit on their arse's getting pissed and stoned and you can't discipline them for fear of social sciences on your door step

    • @Elitist20
      @Elitist20 2 года назад +2

      Social sciences! I know, right? All those nosy economists and archaeologists.

  • @leighrichards9111
    @leighrichards9111 4 года назад +1

    He could be our best prime minister

  • @paulashe61
    @paulashe61 2 месяца назад

    No ones plan A except for your old age!

  • @MrMbisker
    @MrMbisker 6 лет назад +2

    You got a fucking boyfriend, he can pay for it!! 😂😂😂

  • @imonthebox1148
    @imonthebox1148 4 года назад +7

    Many a true word spoken in jest. End of.....

  • @sarahholland1375
    @sarahholland1375 6 лет назад +8

    What we need to do is build some pyramids! LMAO

  • @TheCatBilbo
    @TheCatBilbo 6 лет назад +16

    Um, I wonder if people realise it's a satirical character?! Shades of people loving Alf Garnett and not realising!

    • @HumanTypewriter
      @HumanTypewriter 6 лет назад

      Or he is just a bit like Alf. There will always be idiots like them.

    • @limpfishyes
      @limpfishyes 5 лет назад +2

      @@HumanTypewriter He's a character. It's satire, only most people watching probably don't realise. Here hs is doing a serious docu on the art of Germany ruclips.net/video/4iX0ZdX1i2w/видео.html

    • @stephenreeds3672
      @stephenreeds3672 5 лет назад +3

      Alas I think a lot of people don't.

    • @trollobite1629
      @trollobite1629 2 года назад +2

      @@limpfishyes *"...most don't realise..."*
      Have a phucking day off will yah, satire and sarcasm is what the English do best.

  • @eddielawson6755
    @eddielawson6755 8 лет назад +17

    Agree with everything. I'm a theatre auditorium enthusiast but don't know this one - can anyone identify it for me ? I'm a bit of a trainspotter, but we all have our faults !!

    • @Stubchain
      @Stubchain  8 лет назад

      It could be Queens Theatre London Eddie. The full show was called The Only Way Is EPIC.

    • @ashleymardlin4337
      @ashleymardlin4337 8 лет назад +1

      theatre royal in Brighton theatreroyalbrighton.com

    • @justandy333
      @justandy333 7 лет назад

      Great way to justify your own geekish interest by putting another geekish interest down. From 1 geek to another that's a pretty shit way to conduct yourself.

    • @alexdunhill4271
      @alexdunhill4271 7 лет назад +1

      i think he meant his "fault" was that he didn't know which theatre it was mate

    • @justandy333
      @justandy333 7 лет назад +1

      I disagree. if he was concerned about theaters then why did he bother mentioning 'trainspotters' they are totally unrelated. Thats how alot of insecure 'geeks' behave. They try to justify their own niche interests by putting others down. Thus targeting the commonly perceived 'geek' stereotype of trainspotters. There is nothing wrong with having a niche interest. There is everything wrong with trying to put other down for it. Quit defending this tosser. I'm sure he could speak for himself if he had the balls.

  • @nickdearden2273
    @nickdearden2273 3 года назад +1

    Put your hands up so I know who to completely throw under the bus 😂

  • @sir648
    @sir648 7 лет назад +9

    He's funny. He's like a British version of Sam Kinison

  • @everestfalls
    @everestfalls 7 лет назад +2

    It might actually work.

  • @rajibrabbi40
    @rajibrabbi40 6 лет назад +1

    agreed

  • @jintsfan
    @jintsfan 4 месяца назад

    Al joking aside, (see what I did there), ‘Scotland’ DOESN’T want to leave the UK.

  • @richardsales6996
    @richardsales6996 3 года назад +1

    Great Britain centre of the universe lol

  • @alexandroo7631
    @alexandroo7631 4 года назад +9

    The 179 dislikes must b the gay boys

  • @SloopADoopy
    @SloopADoopy 4 года назад +7

    4:46 my ex-wife would agree with that 🤣😂

  • @ciaran3884
    @ciaran3884 7 лет назад +21

    That generation grew up, the millennials are ruining everything, the generation under that are becoming better.

    • @Deadmentellnotales-vf3gg
      @Deadmentellnotales-vf3gg 7 лет назад +7

      richard cunningham No you were dealt bad bloody parents!

    • @lettuceprime4922
      @lettuceprime4922 7 лет назад

      Dead men tell no tales 1914 - It's not Gen X's fault their parents were too high on having life fucking handed to them on a silver platter to raise kids.

    • @EEYore-py1bf
      @EEYore-py1bf 5 лет назад +2

      Everyone before Gen Z fucked everything, boomers opened the borders, Gen Xers fucked the economy with their 'social democracy' shit, millennials called everything racist and sexist, so now Gen Z is left with no country, no jobs, and no identity. No fucking wonder we're swinging to the right like a god damn tetherball.

  • @christophermallett8166
    @christophermallett8166 6 лет назад

    Some of these kids are their own fuckin grandparents 😂😂😂

  • @scottleft3672
    @scottleft3672 7 лет назад +1

    i can't beleive the flat screen dillemma is archtypal...omfg.....and i know its true.

  • @billshearing6398
    @billshearing6398 5 лет назад +7

    Funniest stand up act ever

  • @MONKEYBOY4627
    @MONKEYBOY4627 4 года назад +2

    Who is Tess just wondering? Very attractive woman

  • @develynseether4426
    @develynseether4426 6 месяцев назад

    He's right, most parents are doing a really shit job.

  • @GuySands
    @GuySands Год назад

    Me and the other dads, in the group..LOL!!!!!

  • @TheFWAdmin
    @TheFWAdmin 6 лет назад +3

    You should've cut the video at 9.45

  • @hoogmonster
    @hoogmonster 6 лет назад +3

    Al Murray Is Donald Trump's principal policy advisor...

    • @redwarf8118
      @redwarf8118 5 лет назад +1

      ..I wish he would be.

    • @mentalmaud8894
      @mentalmaud8894 5 лет назад +1

      Trump would probably make a better person if Al was.

  • @justamanchimp
    @justamanchimp 2 года назад

    I don't get the "You can't ***** see" at the end?

    • @Stubchain
      @Stubchain  2 года назад

      It's every kids "ambition" to appear in these crap "talent" shows (I use the term loosely). All the girls sound exactly the same and sing through their noses.

    • @develynseether4426
      @develynseether4426 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@Stubchain most girls these days end up having an OnlyFans account and think they're entitled to a sugar daddy

  • @seaangling
    @seaangling 3 года назад +4

    Too many parents want to be their kids mate, grow a set and be a parent.

  • @AlanTaylorCRSmusicproduction
    @AlanTaylorCRSmusicproduction 3 года назад

    Is that Steve Wilko in the front row?

  • @t.least.he.is.honest
    @t.least.he.is.honest 5 лет назад +1

    You can't ?????

  • @leeemery8099
    @leeemery8099 5 месяцев назад

    Under pants, shouldn’t they be called, Under Trousers 🤔

  • @blackcat2075
    @blackcat2075 6 лет назад +3

    this dude is a crack up

  • @stevelufc64
    @stevelufc64 3 года назад +1

    2 ms in mum =more money 2 d's in dad =deeper debt

  • @bakunicorn
    @bakunicorn 5 лет назад +2

    sum i need to tell you right now

  • @mactavishmac1134
    @mactavishmac1134 3 года назад

    I'm pissed

  • @justsmashing4628
    @justsmashing4628 5 лет назад +3

    Artificial Intelligence Murray

  • @specialized29er86
    @specialized29er86 7 лет назад +17

    Who else not wearing any pants.

  • @VutecVision
    @VutecVision 7 лет назад +2

    Funny

  • @realmwatters2977
    @realmwatters2977 9 месяцев назад

    7 years later he tried but failed.

  • @donepearce
    @donepearce 23 дня назад

    He hadn't really honed the art back then

  • @mactavishmac1134
    @mactavishmac1134 3 года назад

    Plod? No wonder they run away