EAS Mock: The Frogs

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  • Опубликовано: 16 сен 2024

Комментарии • 296

  • @tlepageart4294
    @tlepageart4294 6 лет назад +150

    “I don’t like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the freaking frogs gay!!” -Alex Jones

    • @josholetsky2892
      @josholetsky2892 6 лет назад +2

      Yes lol 😂😂😂

    • @DaimosZ
      @DaimosZ 5 лет назад +6

      GODDAMMIT I WAS JUST ABOUT TO TYPE THAT. XD

    • @AndrewTeeltheBBandLalaLover101
      @AndrewTeeltheBBandLalaLover101 5 лет назад +1

      Lol!

    • @Posit_Zero_Blue
      @Posit_Zero_Blue 4 года назад +2

      You forgot the part where he tries to sell his herbal boner pills after that lol
      "Male Vitality!!!" - A shirtless, flabby and flexing Alex Jones

    • @thatonejanitor8715
      @thatonejanitor8715 4 года назад +3

      When you hear *THAT,* You know something is up

  • @danwilliams1989
    @danwilliams1989 6 лет назад +49

    Alex Jones tried to warn us, but we didn’t listen.

  • @Dan-no6dm
    @Dan-no6dm 6 лет назад +85

    Breaking news: Alex Joans has died of a heart attack

    • @mrpeach2023
      @mrpeach2023 5 лет назад +2

      Succ a Ducc If only that actually happened.

  • @LC-hq1vx
    @LC-hq1vx 6 лет назад +86

    Have they turned gay?

  • @comanche6073
    @comanche6073 6 лет назад +37

    KERMIT, CALL OFF YOUR FRIENDS!

    • @starstrikefuck
      @starstrikefuck 6 лет назад +3

      Me *After getting the EAS and evacuated* : GODDAMMIT KERMIT, YOUR FRIENDS ARE DESTROYING THE STATE! >:C

    • @hulick6910
      @hulick6910 3 года назад +1

      Froggo

    • @hulick6910
      @hulick6910 3 года назад

      FROGGE

  • @theepicspider1897
    @theepicspider1897 6 лет назад +35

    I haven't watched the video but based on the title alone I have a feeling the frogs are gay.

  • @2Pixelated
    @2Pixelated 4 года назад +9

    It took me way to long to find a comment that didn’t reference Alex Jones

  • @bleedingwhite
    @bleedingwhite 6 лет назад +11

    This is the best EAS mock I've ever seen!

  • @chewnoggin6556
    @chewnoggin6556 5 лет назад +12

    How are they gonna be able to evacuate when there are mutated gay frogs jumping everywhere?!

  • @crimmythedemon3488
    @crimmythedemon3488 4 года назад +11

    “Let’s just _jump_ right in” I see what you did there... :D

  • @currentlycaffeinated3882
    @currentlycaffeinated3882 4 года назад +8

    Glad to see that everyone thought of the gay frogs that Alex Jones tried to warn us about.

  • @KennyBentley7
    @KennyBentley7 6 лет назад +14

    Interesting one. Had no idea the frogs were sentient and civilized until government control was handed to the frogs.

    • @crimmythedemon3488
      @crimmythedemon3488 4 года назад +1

      Why wouldn’t they be sentient???

    • @TheJude013
      @TheJude013 3 года назад

      Ther mutated

    • @dr.altoclef9255
      @dr.altoclef9255 3 года назад

      I mean I assumed that they had to be at least somewhat more intelligent considering they were on a rampage as opposed to just like, sitting in ponds eating birds out of the sky.

    • @synthetic_creature
      @synthetic_creature 2 года назад

      honestly a government run by frogs would be better than the hellhole that every country is

  • @buddhisminvietnamandoverseas
    @buddhisminvietnamandoverseas 4 года назад +4

    Did I hear Saigon?
    Trees: (Frog sounds)

  • @UnitedwithFreedom
    @UnitedwithFreedom 5 лет назад +8

    When Kermit and his friends gets triggered!

  • @Sand.Springs
    @Sand.Springs 4 года назад +5

    wait why is alex putting some weird stuff in the water
    alEX NO

  • @thatonejanitor8715
    @thatonejanitor8715 4 года назад +3

    Frogs: *gay*
    Me: How da blyat did THAT happen?!

  • @AmethystComet
    @AmethystComet 5 лет назад +5

    WHO PUT THE CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THIS TIME?!

    • @Udaling-Trashcan
      @Udaling-Trashcan 5 лет назад +1

      Do you turn the freaking frogs gay do you understand that

  • @FORCED_REASSEMBLY
    @FORCED_REASSEMBLY 6 лет назад +9

    OH GOD HERE COME THA FROGGIES

  • @gspendlove
    @gspendlove Год назад +2

    This is the way the world ends
    This is the way the world ends
    This is the way the world ends
    Not with a bang but a croak.

  • @2xRjayy
    @2xRjayy 5 лет назад +6

    I’m in the Dayton area I don’t hide I shoot the creatures 😂

  • @formerlyknownaseasrob
    @formerlyknownaseasrob 5 лет назад +2

    You forgot that the chemicals make the creatures “aggressively homosexual” with each other

  • @SirBeardy
    @SirBeardy 6 лет назад +3

    I don’t like them putting chemicals in the water it turns the freaking frogs gay

  • @yourejustchildish2554
    @yourejustchildish2554 4 года назад +5

    Wow, the US threw hands at the frogs and lost 😂

  • @freezingfire1800
    @freezingfire1800 6 лет назад +4

    The frogpocalpse

  • @stephenparsons2506
    @stephenparsons2506 6 лет назад +12

    Well I live in Dayton so I'd be screwed

  • @joeorsini6110
    @joeorsini6110 5 лет назад +3

    (3 weeks prior; Columbus, Ohio, USA)
    Me: So it's confirmed that Ohio will be overrun by the mutant frogs in a few weeks; too bad that the entire United States government was killed, along with the entire governments of both the State and Columbus. Time to pack clothes and a sleeping bag.
    (15 minutes later)
    Me: Clothes packed into several Space Bags and shoved into my old duffel bag; now to get Mountain Dew, Mountain Dew Code Red, Mountain Dew LiveWire, Mountain Dew Voltage, Mountain Dew WhiteOut, Mountain Dew Baja Blast, and Mountain Dew Ice into an insulated cooler. But I have to go to there so that they think that I'm one of them; that's where my disguise creator comes in.
    (Gas station convenience store)
    Me: Good thing I managed to have it set to be bulletproof; not even a shotgun blast can dent it.
    (Clerk gets a gun out and points it at the disguise)
    Clerk: GET OUT OF I'LL SHOOT!!!
    (20 minutes later)
    Me: Good thing I managed to run before he could shoot; now to fire up the portal, which I built in the basement.
    (Basement)
    Me: Portal activate.
    Portal interface: Welcome to the Orsini Interdimensional Portal System; state dimension type.
    Me: Anime.
    Portal interface: State dimension category.
    Me: Fairy Tail.
    Portal interface: Anything else?
    Me: Special functions.
    Portal interface: State special functions.
    Me: Activate Last Resort mode and destroy portal immediately after dimensional jump is complete.
    Portal interface: Is that all?
    Me: Yes.
    (Portal shows Lucy's bedroom at nighttime; Natsu is sleeping in bed with Lucy)
    Portal interface: Last Resort mode activated; once the portal closes, all other dimensional portals will be sealed to prevent any further damage. Thanks for using the Orsini Interdimensional Portal System; farewell, Joseph William Orsini.
    (Lucy's bedroom; nighttime)
    Lucy: Quit snoring so loud, Natsu.
    Natsu: That's not me, Lucy.
    (A quiet shuffling sound is heard)
    Lucy: Quit moving around so much, Natsu.
    Natsu: That's not me either, Lucy.
    Lucy: Who's doing that?
    (Natsu turns on a bedside lamp; a person in a pink sleeping bag is on the floor)
    Natsu: That's what's making so much noise; his sleeping bag matches my hair color.
    (The next morning)
    Me: Morning, Natsu; morning, Lucy.
    Natsu/Lucy: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
    Me: I needed a place to stay; can I stay here?
    Natsu: Sure; I'm Natsu Dragneel.
    Lucy: I'm Lucy Hartfilia.
    Natsu: Welcome to Fairy Tail; one of the best guilds for the study of magic.
    (That afternoon)
    Natsu: It's so hot out here!
    Lucy: Get us some drinks.
    (Goes to the cooler, which has the Fairy Tail guild symbol on the side; a Mountain Dew LiveWire, Mountain Dew WhiteOut, and Mountain Dew Baja Blast are pulled out)
    Natsu: Here's to our new friendship.
    Lucy: True.
    Me: Awkward, but otherwise true.

    • @currentlycaffeinated3882
      @currentlycaffeinated3882 4 года назад +2

      Is this the mysterious 4chan I have heard about?

    • @azelfdaboi5265
      @azelfdaboi5265 3 года назад +1

      Jesus Christ I can smell the basement dweller scent through the screen

    • @amongus-om8ni
      @amongus-om8ni 2 года назад +1

      your fanfiction belongs in a .txt file

  • @Claireloxljsi27
    @Claireloxljsi27 4 года назад +2

    breaking news: the frogs killed Alex joans
    me:noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  • @datboimase
    @datboimase 5 лет назад +2

    Did the chemicals turn the fricking frogs gay?

  • @romeovictor954
    @romeovictor954 5 лет назад +4

    Battle Toads!!!!!

  • @619xnomo
    @619xnomo 5 лет назад +1

    EAS says “Columbus”
    Tyler Joseph: Fuck.

    • @east8369
      @east8369 3 года назад

      imagine a 7 foot fuckin frog attacking him then he claims its DEMA/Trench lore

  • @scaprod558
    @scaprod558 6 лет назад +21

    Looks like the US became Kekistan
    Edit: Earth became Planet Kek

  • @themetavirus
    @themetavirus 5 лет назад +2

    guess the tables have turned

  • @deputydouchebag1958
    @deputydouchebag1958 6 лет назад +7

    I would love to see a drawing of the frogs

    • @stephen5857
      @stephen5857 5 лет назад +1

      Kyle White I would imagine they look like dat boi but walking not on a unicycle

    • @TheJude013
      @TheJude013 3 года назад

      Ikr

    • @Snowballin_VR
      @Snowballin_VR 2 года назад

      @Preston Garvey what?

  • @richardscathouse
    @richardscathouse 5 лет назад +1

    Flouride? Did it turn the frogs gay? 7ft gay frogs could be a real problem!

  • @beryllium9112
    @beryllium9112 5 лет назад +4

    It was the fault of the bepis

  • @MizLaur
    @MizLaur Год назад

    I was waiting to just hear “Rrrrrrrrrribbit. _RrrrRrrriiibiiiit_ . *RRRRRRRIIIIIBBBBIIIITTTTTT!!!* ” at the end.
    Just a load of *_rrrrrrriiiiibbbbbbiiiittttts_* heralding humans jumping off a…y’know…proverbial cliff.
    #thnxfroggers

  • @nickdrake527
    @nickdrake527 Год назад

    THEY TURNED THE FREAKING FROGS GAY! -Alex Jones

  • @Jubilee87865.
    @Jubilee87865. Год назад +1

    Me: *GETS IN LAKE*
    frogs/chemicals: wenomechainsa, Tumajarbisaun, Lifenloof, Eselifterbraun

  • @sabrinahannan1531
    @sabrinahannan1531 3 года назад +2

    *bows to the adorable fro* oh shit I’m a frog now

  • @ArenSkreigh
    @ArenSkreigh 4 года назад

    The counsel of PHRÖG will decide your fate

  • @SPCHermitage
    @SPCHermitage 6 лет назад +40

    Very nice work, but extremely unrealistic.

    • @coolcebolla
      @coolcebolla 6 лет назад +5

      SPCHermitage 1258 Kind of the point.

    • @ZA-mb5di
      @ZA-mb5di 6 лет назад

      Not terribly

    • @damonthaplaya8443
      @damonthaplaya8443 6 лет назад +1

      dung ngo well you might be seeing my comments from other EAS videos. Not just SPC.

    • @SPCHermitage
      @SPCHermitage 6 лет назад

      CubinGrumps frogs mutating into massive sizes.

    • @scarasluts
      @scarasluts 6 лет назад

      SPCHermitage 1258 its a mock for a reason.

  • @microwavedhamster6136
    @microwavedhamster6136 6 лет назад +1

    this very well made for a small channel Hot Dog you just got a new subscriber and may I ask what did you use to make this

    • @hogdog3867
      @hogdog3867  6 лет назад

      The screens are all done in Vegas Pro 14.

  • @natetv1494
    @natetv1494 5 лет назад +1

    Alex Jones’s worst nightmare

  • @AndrewTeeltheBBandLalaLover101
    @AndrewTeeltheBBandLalaLover101 5 лет назад +2

    I like frogs. ☺

    • @bmmm
      @bmmm 3 года назад

      @Mr.Fluffers Very cool

    • @plantIady
      @plantIady 3 года назад

      @@bmmm ok

  • @vibecheck2684
    @vibecheck2684 3 года назад +1

    "Stay away from all body's of water"
    Me who lives beside a pond: well sh*t

  • @spencerpaquette3044
    @spencerpaquette3044 4 года назад +2

    So.. Tsuyu finally snapped.

  • @WickedPhase
    @WickedPhase 6 лет назад +5

    JJBA: Part 6 - Stone Ocean

  • @benst3r628
    @benst3r628 6 лет назад +8

    P R A I S E K E K !

  • @helloworld9331
    @helloworld9331 4 года назад +2

    im in australia so im completely safe!
    ...from the frogs...

  • @treydagamester07
    @treydagamester07 4 года назад +1

    I live in Delaware but with a protected family. Who wants frog legs?

  • @SlappedRat
    @SlappedRat 6 лет назад +9

    Please tell me this is gay frogs.

    • @jovonnisiller6361
      @jovonnisiller6361 4 года назад

      Gabriel your channel does not have content what the heck

    • @adamtaurus7840
      @adamtaurus7840 3 года назад

      @@jovonnisiller6361 you don't either

    • @jovonnisiller6361
      @jovonnisiller6361 3 года назад

      Gabriel make some content then I'll make content

    • @jovonnisiller6361
      @jovonnisiller6361 3 года назад

      Adam Taurus I will upload a video when I play GTA online if you play GTA online let me know and we could hang out

  • @2xRjayy
    @2xRjayy 5 лет назад +3

    Go Dayton - Springfield area!

  • @inactive4278
    @inactive4278 5 лет назад +1

    This is how we lose. By frogs.

  • @FranceUSSRCountryball
    @FranceUSSRCountryball 5 лет назад +2

    Now wait how are the frogs are gay

  • @SATOTEHDOOD
    @SATOTEHDOOD 6 лет назад +2

    Frogs from Hell???!??

  • @mountainfroggy6814
    @mountainfroggy6814 6 лет назад +2

    i was washing my hands and this came up on my recommended. oops.

  • @jesushernandez-dc7nq
    @jesushernandez-dc7nq 2 года назад

    behold the sequel: the toads

  • @givemesubslol
    @givemesubslol 5 лет назад +4

    Boys:...
    Girls: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek

  • @HavocMusic1759
    @HavocMusic1759 3 года назад +1

    "Boil Water Warning" is scary to me and I don't know why

  • @freezingfire1800
    @freezingfire1800 6 лет назад +1

    If you are having trouble of what they look like. Just imagine zarbon's 2nd form. Or Shrek but more frog like

  • @thatonedashiedude
    @thatonedashiedude 4 года назад +1

    T H E F R O G S

  • @littlemiceallovertheplace8466
    @littlemiceallovertheplace8466 5 лет назад +4

    The chemical is
    *THC*
    Sry for my english lul

  • @theburningmanscp-4573
    @theburningmanscp-4573 3 года назад +1

    Remind me SCP-306

  • @2xRjayy
    @2xRjayy 5 лет назад +3

    Law enforcement OH CRAP

  • @missmandicorn1
    @missmandicorn1 6 лет назад

    And then the whole world? HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT!!!

  • @azlee420
    @azlee420 5 лет назад

    The newest delicacy on earth, human legs. 🦵🦵🦵

  • @2xRjayy
    @2xRjayy 5 лет назад +2

    The frogs are that smart

  • @Nightmare-cu4by
    @Nightmare-cu4by 4 года назад

    Well...I’m having frog legs for dinner tonight

  • @SPCEasFreak12345EasFreak
    @SPCEasFreak12345EasFreak 6 лет назад +1

    Nicely done.

  • @JacobiousKachow
    @JacobiousKachow 3 года назад

    wow weather report is at it again with the frogs

  • @mikegallant811
    @mikegallant811 4 года назад

    Frogs,they hop to that....

  • @emmataylor9872
    @emmataylor9872 6 лет назад +2

    Well fat rip to me I live in dayton

  • @epicbloxtuber5659
    @epicbloxtuber5659 3 года назад

    National Guard : I sleep

  • @jocelyn.exe_
    @jocelyn.exe_ 5 лет назад +1

    If it said stay away from water...then y the hell they tell u to pack water for u can survive xD

  • @SATOTEHDOOD
    @SATOTEHDOOD 6 лет назад +5

    What is a boil water warning?

    • @SPCHermitage
      @SPCHermitage 6 лет назад +4

      It’s when a potentially toxic substance that enters the water supply that makes people boil tap water for use.

    • @SATOTEHDOOD
      @SATOTEHDOOD 6 лет назад

      oh okay thanks

    • @damonthaplaya8443
      @damonthaplaya8443 6 лет назад

      The boiling water kills off the toxins. That's why we boil water.

    • @valiant8248
      @valiant8248 3 года назад

      @@SPCHermitage oh it’s you! Just wanted to say great job on the scp eas!

  • @2xRjayy
    @2xRjayy 5 лет назад +2

    The whole east coast wonder if there I’m Canada yet

    • @2xRjayy
      @2xRjayy 5 лет назад

      In Canada

    • @dontknow6510
      @dontknow6510 5 лет назад +1

      JDWat Films, Gaming and More stfu

  • @LakeofCrystalclan
    @LakeofCrystalclan 4 года назад +3

    Was this a seriously executed joke scenario? Because I like it.

  • @VulcanReaper72
    @VulcanReaper72 6 лет назад

    My God the frogs are taking over

  • @vladimirorelse3851
    @vladimirorelse3851 3 года назад

    I can live with that

  • @valg4510
    @valg4510 6 лет назад +1

    Thx for my request.

    • @hogdog3867
      @hogdog3867  6 лет назад +1

      No problem

    • @TheDixieDerg
      @TheDixieDerg 6 лет назад +1

      I can sorta relate to the title becuase I had a problem with frogs getting into my pool and laying eggs in it

  • @balderdash14
    @balderdash14 6 лет назад

    I like these scenarios

  • @marisaa.tamayo
    @marisaa.tamayo 6 лет назад +3

    I'm good bc I don't have RUclips TV

  • @azelfdaboi5265
    @azelfdaboi5265 3 года назад +1

    *insert comment about Alex Jones here*

  • @ccb_cris
    @ccb_cris 6 лет назад +1

    At the beginning of video it said not to turn on TV or Radio Station, but for some reason I want to

  • @smnilex5964
    @smnilex5964 6 лет назад +5

    Aug 30 is 20 days after my birthday

  • @comanche6073
    @comanche6073 6 лет назад

    I live in Toledo so, it was nice being a humam.

  • @MENTALEATER.
    @MENTALEATER. 5 лет назад

    Oh man i love battle toads

  • @chirpyclassic
    @chirpyclassic 6 лет назад +2

    won't you fight for your life?

    • @chewnoggin6556
      @chewnoggin6556 5 лет назад +1

      I dont like em putting chemicals in the water that turn the friggin frogs gay!

  • @virtualbones4175
    @virtualbones4175 6 лет назад +2

    Do one that includes a black hole :)

  • @deveddoris
    @deveddoris 5 лет назад

    The frogs are Pepe but dangerous and not on unicycles

  • @amarat.
    @amarat. 4 года назад

    THEYRE PUTTING HOMOSEXUALITY IN THE WATER, EVEN THE FROGS ARE GAY

  • @crazymolemusic
    @crazymolemusic Год назад

    Frog

  • @epicbloxtuber5659
    @epicbloxtuber5659 3 года назад

    US Citizens: * Pulls out glock*

  • @aybgreg6748
    @aybgreg6748 3 года назад

    Don't take a shower nor flush your toilet!!!!

  • @ptizzle1588
    @ptizzle1588 5 лет назад +1

    But he said bring water but the water is contaminated

    • @lucaswood4336
      @lucaswood4336 4 года назад

      Lucc yes boil water or bottles of water

  • @milkmantv2466
    @milkmantv2466 6 лет назад +1

    I'm in Arizona Yay! (sees the spreading) *crap* (not Arizona) *yee* (spreads again) *nuuuu* (safe) yes (weather ⚠) *oh heaven no* well I'm *screwed cuz me no basement*

  • @aybgreg6748
    @aybgreg6748 3 года назад

    What about just killing the giant frogs???

  • @guestplays6301
    @guestplays6301 5 лет назад

    Any spiked towers would be safe cause of the top spiked impaling the gay frogs severely

  • @2xRjayy
    @2xRjayy 5 лет назад +1

    Imma just get a boat house in the middle of lake Eire or just go on an island (because there will probably be no frogs there)

  • @SubspaceTripmine229
    @SubspaceTripmine229 3 года назад

    the frogs, the bees, what next?