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  • Опубликовано: 18 июн 2023

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  • @cbtorture69
    @cbtorture69 Год назад +14793

    This is why I’m forced to watch 2 unskippable 15 second ads

    • @hoeplesscutiepie33
      @hoeplesscutiepie33 Год назад +169

      Sometimes it's 20 second unskippable ads 😮‍💨😒

    • @googlesocorrupt4325
      @googlesocorrupt4325 Год назад +113

      ​@@hoeplesscutiepie33incorrect, Most times it's 30 seconds unskippable ads

    • @Jabullz
      @Jabullz Год назад +44

      Hit the info icon on the screen when your ad is up. Pick "stop seeing this ad." Yes. Choose whichever option. Ad will skip.

    • @MaestroAlvis
      @MaestroAlvis Год назад +3

      Actually. YT is not a good source of revenue.

    • @FunnyDolphin782
      @FunnyDolphin782 Год назад +9

      @@googlesocorrupt4325I can’t believe yall won’t just pay 12 bucks a month 😂

  • @neww0lf611
    @neww0lf611 Год назад +8949

    Never let the prisoners know they are prisoners

    • @mrgoodman4787
      @mrgoodman4787 Год назад +277

      oh boy, we have an entrepreneur here

    • @Noa41018
      @Noa41018 Год назад +46

      So what does that make America, the " land of the Free"

    • @SoundBoss5150
      @SoundBoss5150 Год назад +19

      Your dinner is getting cold there, Andre 😏

    • @Limitless-XYZ
      @Limitless-XYZ Год назад +12

      @@mrgoodman4787oh boy we have an NPC here

    • @mrgoodman4787
      @mrgoodman4787 Год назад +35

      @@Limitless-XYZ unlike an NPC, I have my own desire, so you're just pointless

  • @einfisch1417
    @einfisch1417 Год назад +1104

    „Yo dudes, the empires pretty chill, maybe you could like join it or something“

    • @colmlooney5843
      @colmlooney5843 9 месяцев назад +4

      LMAO 💀

    • @multi_arm
      @multi_arm 8 месяцев назад +1

      every time that video pops up in my mind i lose focus of whatever i was doing

  • @FawadBilgrami
    @FawadBilgrami Год назад +634

    Can imagine the amount of tracking the place would have

    • @oskahuxley6322
      @oskahuxley6322 11 месяцев назад +9

      Fantastic security.

    • @UKsystems
      @UKsystems 15 дней назад

      Well, in this case, they already have all of your information because you’re an employee and you will have to likely unlock multiple doors in the electronic card anyway so any additional tracking is just a security feature. It’s not like they’re gonna sell you things for your job.

  • @Argenswiss
    @Argenswiss Год назад +4495

    You know whats a million times better? Going home after finishing your work

    • @bish09
      @bish09 Год назад +86

      Productive people who like what they do, find both workplace and home equally important.

    • @GamezGuru1
      @GamezGuru1 Год назад +232

      @@bish09 productive people don't play volleyball during working hours...

    • @NickyHendriks
      @NickyHendriks Год назад +56

      ​@@GamezGuru1but they might during break 😉

    • @BaltorAirsoftSniper
      @BaltorAirsoftSniper Год назад +37

      What's even better? Not getting fired by email all of the sudden

    • @akapolkolko
      @akapolkolko Год назад +5

      Rat race

  • @itz-laser
    @itz-laser Год назад +2379

    Even the stairs and coffee are ads, google really do love their ads, cant even escape IRL

    • @Cyba_IT
      @Cyba_IT Год назад +26

      Yeah, that's pretty messed up. Who the hell wants an ad in their coffee?!

    • @itz-laser
      @itz-laser Год назад +13

      @Cyba_IT "today is sponsored by Shopify"

    • @veggiepeasoup
      @veggiepeasoup Год назад +4

      the stairs are the most searched things, only the coffee is the only seen ad

    • @Jade--46
      @Jade--46 Год назад +2

      @@Cyba_ITI didn’t know a logo was an ad

    • @Cyba_IT
      @Cyba_IT Год назад +6

      @@Jade--46 What's the logo there for then?

  • @oatjuice5921
    @oatjuice5921 10 месяцев назад +235

    "oh boy, i sure love to have logos on my food, gonna ask my boss for unpaid double shifts"

  • @jonferngut
    @jonferngut 9 месяцев назад +40

    “Here’s a cookie. We own you now”.

    • @yt85616
      @yt85616 24 дня назад

      You mean compared with 99% of other corp jobs out there, “there is no cookie, and not only that, you have to make my cookies and eat whatever crumbs I left for you, and also stay grateful to your corp boss"😂😂😂

  • @jeffman9260
    @jeffman9260 Год назад +3849

    Google :"this is your home now peasants"

    • @holyjolf
      @holyjolf Год назад +4

      lgtm

    • @wokebot4582
      @wokebot4582 Год назад +63

      You mean every other job you are not treated like a peasant? At least at google they get treated like high class peasants instead of real peasants like most jobs

    • @justsomeguywithagoatee8337
      @justsomeguywithagoatee8337 Год назад +23

      YESSIR! I'll just live here! Goodbye property taxes, utilities, mortgage payments and mowing the lawn (or rent for you true peasants).

    • @Creezo
      @Creezo Год назад +9

      You say that like it’s a bad thing. My house doesn’t have a movie theater. Does YOUR house have a movie theater? HMMMMM?

    • @ekkekrosing8454
      @ekkekrosing8454 Год назад +13

      @@Creezo True, my dad works at google, and loves it!
      I dont understand the criticism, what theyre doing is genius

  • @chrono9503
    @chrono9503 Год назад +1378

    “Hope you like it, because you’ll basically be living here”

    • @Frhn.LB1
      @Frhn.LB1 Год назад +8

      Would still love living there 😂.
      My friend recently visited a Google office recently and he was telling me how they have such good lives. Nobody shouts at them, they go on nice holidays, they can work from home for 2 days a week (or more, if I'm mistaken) and etc.

    • @FixofNicksMix
      @FixofNicksMix Год назад +8

      Id love it there. Currently on my lunch break escaping the 102°F heat as i work outdoors

    • @9051team
      @9051team Год назад +4

      ​@another_owenhe says while experiencing heat storke/skin cancer

  • @Vospader21
    @Vospader21 Год назад +144

    This is how dystopia happens. Not dark and covered in chrome. But bright and happy covered in ads.

    • @Archbtw_
      @Archbtw_ 7 месяцев назад +3

      well maybe chromium might actually play a part

    • @FreeD00M
      @FreeD00M 7 дней назад

      not covered in "chrome", well...

  • @Angel_191
    @Angel_191 8 месяцев назад +12

    This woman surely got fired in the first round of layoffs

  • @lucianofrancesco4742
    @lucianofrancesco4742 Год назад +2199

    "Neat! They put glitter on my chains"

    • @pr3621
      @pr3621 9 месяцев назад +27

      This is actually one of the best responses I’ve ever seen 😭

    • @za.monolit
      @za.monolit 9 месяцев назад

      this comment is retarded

    • @cienfuegos8155
      @cienfuegos8155 9 месяцев назад +8

      Nice to see people not being easily fooled by capitalism

    • @thenergster
      @thenergster 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@cienfuegos8155nice to see idiots being fooled by communism again though.

    • @allex975gaming
      @allex975gaming 8 месяцев назад +3

      But working in google as a software engineer etc pays you 150k+ a year which is more than any other 9-5 job. I would take working there for 20 years and getting great pay than to work forever and being poor. Also wdym chains? 😂

  • @Vtwinbeast
    @Vtwinbeast Год назад +884

    This is 100% Silicon Valley work culture

    • @nancyrat3858
      @nancyrat3858 Год назад +17

      nah. Just google. Apple offices are super depressing here

    • @enutrofdude
      @enutrofdude Год назад +4

      Work culture? There's a difference between working and having a job...

    • @apollochaoz
      @apollochaoz Год назад +2

      Yeah but all that shit starts to get boring when you work 50 hours a week

    • @kingace6186
      @kingace6186 11 месяцев назад +2

      Nah. Silicon Valley is a lot more corporate with their buildings. Even Apple Park has a sterile work environment.

    • @tellingthebees
      @tellingthebees 10 месяцев назад

      cringe af

  • @MENTALTAKEDOWN
    @MENTALTAKEDOWN Год назад +166

    *Did she just say an advertisement stamped onto her drink was a plus? And she also enjoyed ads on the stairs as she walked up?*
    DAFAQ

    • @user-du7yg7wp4n
      @user-du7yg7wp4n 7 месяцев назад +9

      She'll be lining up for those Google microchips

    • @arsonzartz
      @arsonzartz 7 месяцев назад +2

      i mean having an image on ur latte is pretty cool

    • @ratrat9241
      @ratrat9241 4 месяца назад +1

      @@arsonzartzabsolutely! but an uber logo??

  • @sadafsayyada2058
    @sadafsayyada2058 10 месяцев назад +8

    I never clicked on" do not recommend the channel" so fast everrr💀

  • @logic001
    @logic001 Год назад +11104

    Next video: Google lays off 80% employees and I'm jobless 💀😭

    • @seymorefact4333
      @seymorefact4333 Год назад +111

      Already on RUclips😂😂😂

    • @himanshukathuria2700
      @himanshukathuria2700 Год назад +53

      Absolutely amazing, someone spoke about 12000 Google workers Lay - off. Thankyou and God bless

    • @sigilofmalice6660
      @sigilofmalice6660 Год назад +26

      the next shorts is gonna end with "i hate google"

    • @Mr.Snufflebuns
      @Mr.Snufflebuns Год назад +7

      Fr gonna be another Elon Musk

    • @lelouch_7777
      @lelouch_7777 Год назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @spwb2k
    @spwb2k Год назад +5824

    Message: "don't go home and have a private life...stay here and work."

    • @valentinewiggin9705
      @valentinewiggin9705 Год назад +82

      99.99% of the world dreams of working there

    • @nwah816
      @nwah816 Год назад +34

      Why would you leave, we have snacks ! Come back to your desk

    • @mrmaverick007
      @mrmaverick007 Год назад +4

      that sounds wonderful

    • @YuriMuntari
      @YuriMuntari Год назад +53

      @@valentinewiggin9705 I can assure you 99.99% of people don’t. Many don’t know what the job entails, and a lot of people prefer to work with their hands.

    • @yourwifesboyfriend6081
      @yourwifesboyfriend6081 Год назад +10

      I have a buddy who’s a PM there, and aside from only being on-site 2 days a week, he claims 40 hour weeks are the norm for him and his team. Of course, that’s probably not the case across the entire company, but they do pride themselves on their work/life balance and workplace as a whole.

  • @anjanawickramarathna5031
    @anjanawickramarathna5031 Месяц назад +1

    HOL UP, HOW TF THAT MAGNETIC SAND GONNA POUR DOWN?!!! 😭😭

  • @sonia_f3d3rowicz
    @sonia_f3d3rowicz 10 месяцев назад +72

    my mom works at google so whenever i had to go to the doctor in the evening i would get to spend a day in her office instead of going to school i love it they have such good food in the cafeteria and even micro kitchens with snacks and drinks they have napping and gaming rooms a lego building room and a ping pong room and so much more i love it

    • @brien1513
      @brien1513 9 месяцев назад +12

      Oh no. They got you.

  • @secretlyslyfox41
    @secretlyslyfox41 Год назад +1049

    Things at Google that just make sense: getting laid off

    • @BOOG-2
      @BOOG-2 11 месяцев назад

      ​@crazycat9003no, this guy has no idea what he's on about. Got to be pretty stupid to think a woman can't work at google for normal reasons.

    • @raemmelparker9012
      @raemmelparker9012 5 месяцев назад

      ​@crazycat9003no it is more of a quota to male thier company diverse

  • @TaftisBack
    @TaftisBack Год назад +3508

    "Here's five dollars of value, I'll take your soul now."

    • @LifeWithJaelaK.
      @LifeWithJaelaK. 9 месяцев назад +5

      Jesus loves you 💕😊

    • @A_real_potato
      @A_real_potato 9 месяцев назад +16

      Can guarantee that their headquarters is more expensive then your entire bloodline

    • @Scum1542
      @Scum1542 8 месяцев назад

      @@A_real_potatomaaaan true dat

    • @ElonHusky
      @ElonHusky 8 месяцев назад

      Not in Google

  • @cosminpalcu5831
    @cosminpalcu5831 Год назад +47

    "wHeN yA kNoW, yA dO yA bUsSInEsS"

  • @burntchiknnuget3747
    @burntchiknnuget3747 Год назад +1849

    "This video was brought to you by Google"

    • @beardedgeek973
      @beardedgeek973 Год назад +14

      Yep. Paid to only show the good stuff.

    • @JackFrostTWW
      @JackFrostTWW Год назад +10

      Google owns RUclips. So they very much did.

    • @Sabamika1
      @Sabamika1 Год назад

      Pretty much.
      Also there's a trend among tech companies to apparently show how little work their employees do, but still make bank for. She probably has a 6 figure income and actually does about 2 hours of real work per day. The rest of the day she's an oxygen theif.

    • @Sabamika1
      @Sabamika1 Год назад

      ​@@JackFrostTWWthey mean that she got paid for doing a worker commercial for Google.
      , Meaning extra money on top of her already bloated salary.

    • @JackFrostTWW
      @JackFrostTWW Год назад

      @@Sabamika1 Ik I just thought it was funny it's also very literally brought to you by google

  • @BayAreaMike99
    @BayAreaMike99 Год назад +3813

    “And a server room that steals all your data and sells it”

    • @samwellick1706
      @samwellick1706 Год назад +64

      How do you think they afford all the other luxuries?

    • @GoFlyFeetOnGround
      @GoFlyFeetOnGround Год назад +24

      underrated & will be hidden by Google AI uder the carpet

    • @flame_kaiser493
      @flame_kaiser493 Год назад +12

      Sells to who?

    • @GoFlyFeetOnGround
      @GoFlyFeetOnGround Год назад +27

      @@flame_kaiser493 when did you get out of your eggshell, recently?

    • @harrylongabaugh7402
      @harrylongabaugh7402 Год назад +37

      ​@@flame_kaiser493The U.S. government, Johnson And Johnson, Unilever, and many more. How do you think those personalized ads work?

  • @user-nj8ws7nm3i
    @user-nj8ws7nm3i Год назад +1

    omg we have the same shoes

  • @Bopskiiii
    @Bopskiiii 9 месяцев назад +8

    I’d be so depressed if I had to work there

  • @RiderZer0
    @RiderZer0 Год назад +775

    I swear tech companies are just adult day cares lmao

    • @onradioactivewaves
      @onradioactivewaves 9 месяцев назад +3

      Lol, Jerry daycare 😅

    • @SoundBoss5150
      @SoundBoss5150 8 месяцев назад

      Without those “daycares” you’d have no RUclips, no Facebook, & no smartphone to distract you from your own pathetic existence. Find something real to b*tch about you fkn crybaby.

    • @Jimbogf
      @Jimbogf Месяц назад

      @@onradioactivewaves Jerryboree

  • @Totes_ma_Goat
    @Totes_ma_Goat Год назад +2579

    I remember watching something like this for Twitter not to long ago. 😂 Didn't end well for those workers though.

    • @markthomas7279
      @markthomas7279 Год назад +17

      They were all at home

    • @TripleJay454
      @TripleJay454 Год назад +83

      @@markthomas7279they are now

    • @MrYutbe57
      @MrYutbe57 Год назад +5

      Damn you!!! Came here to say the same thing!!!

    • @10thousand74
      @10thousand74 Год назад +6

      Yeah for real it doesn’t look like the employees are doing a whole lot

    • @thedrifter5531
      @thedrifter5531 Год назад +8

      yep and a majority of the staff were redundent just there for useless reasons and about like $4k worth of food was being wasted a day

  • @Lucky-Charm-754
    @Lucky-Charm-754 11 месяцев назад +3

    "On a scale from 1 to 10, how racist are you?"
    "I invoke the 5th, and I want to call my lawyer."

    • @CDTyphol
      @CDTyphol 11 месяцев назад +2

      Bro's been watching too much LawByMike 💀✋️

  • @rainydaysareveryday
    @rainydaysareveryday 9 месяцев назад +1

    as someone who plays and coaches sand volleyball, you committed a crime

  • @Hughdoggy
    @Hughdoggy Год назад +1434

    They even use their stairs for data harvesting. Now that's impressive

    • @firelion98
      @firelion98 Год назад +10

      Harvasting data from what? they are just showing stuff

    • @YourAverageSoftmodder
      @YourAverageSoftmodder Год назад +12

      @@firelion98 if its google, they use it to harvest data

    • @josephfoster1987
      @josephfoster1987 Год назад +16

      They’re displaying their harvested data.

    • @DeDaina
      @DeDaina Год назад

      Please harvest my data..

  • @FIFII
    @FIFII Год назад +1662

    They don’t want you to leave work. They have almost everything to keep you at work.

    • @glitch-pr3nr
      @glitch-pr3nr Год назад +13

      Great there are 40k homeless people whom all need a job and a place to stay with heat and air conditioning

    • @RandomVideos-yz5qf
      @RandomVideos-yz5qf Год назад +40

      Lmao, Google employees work way less than any other tech company. I have friends that get random days off, no meeting Fridays, mental-health days, etc.

    • @violetrose674
      @violetrose674 Год назад +2

      Oh yeah those bikes sure do keep you at the office

    • @jagjyot4828
      @jagjyot4828 Год назад +9

      yeah.. that’s not a bad thing. if it makes you want to work more you get paid more and they benefit more. win win no?

    • @ra_i_nbow
      @ra_i_nbow Год назад +2

      Well, I wouldn't mind staying at work if the environment was actually nice.

  • @user-se9gr3gl1k
    @user-se9gr3gl1k 10 месяцев назад +1

    FANTASTIC SECURITY, “shows a extinct dinosaur” 😂😂😂😂

  • @dirtyharry5320
    @dirtyharry5320 4 месяца назад +2

    It's more like a kindergarten class than a workplace!

  • @srijanchakraborty8704
    @srijanchakraborty8704 Год назад +2209

    What employees don't have is TIME 😂😂😂

    • @Drivetoinsanity
      @Drivetoinsanity 9 месяцев назад +7

      Sure they do. They are allowed to bring their pets.

    • @jonferngut
      @jonferngut 9 месяцев назад +10

      @@Drivetoinsanitythat justifies the 10/12-hour shifts for sure 💀

    • @krattenfnatten
      @krattenfnatten 8 месяцев назад +9

      Yeah. Seems like nobody has taken snacks from the tray- the ‘movie theater’ is empty and has a presentation showing instead of employees having a break and watching a movie and nobody on staff actually playing any volleyball or interacting with the entertainment provided in these kind of Google office videos that seem to pop up from time to time.

    • @nicholasmcmaster230
      @nicholasmcmaster230 8 месяцев назад +3

      Remember the Twitter headquarters? Where over 75% of the staff was redundant. I'm almost positive it's the same as Google. I doubt Google really needs *that* much of a human touch.

    • @a_thing_thatimade-
      @a_thing_thatimade- 8 месяцев назад +2

      100th like!

  • @FishMonger849
    @FishMonger849 Год назад +2449

    Cleanest prison I’ve ever seen

    • @boehtwe9658
      @boehtwe9658 Год назад +22

      That’s pretty deep.

    • @steff200
      @steff200 Год назад +8

      spot on

    • @Cyborg_Lenin
      @Cyborg_Lenin Год назад +52

      Its not a prison.
      It's a slave camp

    • @salmasayed5274
      @salmasayed5274 Год назад +12

      Why would u say that?
      Is there a dark side for working for Google?

    • @gregorboxer2463
      @gregorboxer2463 Год назад +6

      @@salmasayed5274Control I guess. For Facebook it seems bad. Like they’re reading every message. Even whatsapp

  • @paigee11.11
    @paigee11.11 10 месяцев назад +1

    pierson i luv u ive been tryna search ur channel and it wasnt coming up and u finally came in my feed ❤❤❤❤😅

  • @DiscretionaryLobotomy
    @DiscretionaryLobotomy Год назад +1

    This is why they just raised the price of RUclips premium to 15 dollars

  • @ramram999
    @ramram999 Год назад +524

    Never fall in trap of flashing any company you work for google , amazon or whatever..it is for money at end of day and they wont blink twice before they lay you off

    • @ss-sd6jb
      @ss-sd6jb Год назад +8

      So what they are a company and not there to treat you for your whole life

    • @jagjyot4828
      @jagjyot4828 Год назад +6

      you’re saying that other companies wouldn’t just fire you if it meant better finances?

    • @prithivirajmohanta2958
      @prithivirajmohanta2958 Год назад +6

      ​@@ss-sd6jbso simple for you to say because you haven't been in that situation...... I wonder how you'd react when one day you just can't enter an office that you've been working for 7 years.

    • @pasindusangeeth3164
      @pasindusangeeth3164 Год назад +1

      so these women are the strong independent who don't need men

    • @nikurou9025
      @nikurou9025 Год назад +3

      From what I heard (am a software engineer), most people just work in FANG level companies like Google for a year or two before finding themselves a more chill mid-size company.
      Essentially, they work really hard for a bit so they can get the experience on their resume

  • @dungeness99
    @dungeness99 Год назад +195

    Corporations show zero loyalty TO their employees, but expect 100% loyalty FROM them

  • @mb-is-not-cool
    @mb-is-not-cool 8 месяцев назад

    My dad works at google and I've been to a bunch or buildings. This video just scratches the surface. Goes to show how well google treats you

  • @Scoobis925
    @Scoobis925 8 месяцев назад +1

    The one monopoly that I don’t turn too with an angry eye

  • @shantanukhandkar
    @shantanukhandkar Год назад +698

    Employee: My office is so great, its like I don't even need to go home!
    Management: Funny you should mention it...

  • @steff200
    @steff200 Год назад +10226

    lets just agree that google now uses influencers to advertise themselves bc people realized how trashy they were and they left, so now they dont have any more employees to exploit and abuse so theyre tryna build a reputation using yt shorts

    • @steff200
      @steff200 Год назад +15

      @@goawaybotz so true, they are just awful

    • @jgy9244
      @jgy9244 Год назад +13

      damn. . . .I have no words after reading that (in a good way)

    • @arnavherwadkar8603
      @arnavherwadkar8603 Год назад +111

      Americans when they have to work hard at the field they chose: 😡😱😰😡

    • @Alex-ug9wx
      @Alex-ug9wx Год назад +126

      @@arnavherwadkar8603im not American. In my country, maternity leave is around a year, paternity leave is around 8 weeks, ANY FULL TIME JOB gets 28 days of paid time off, which you can take whenever, civil servants are entitled to 6 months full paid sick leave and 6 months half pay in the case of dire personal emergencies, and their jobs are secure, we also have strong unions that advocate for good pay rises, fair contracts and good workplace treatment.
      Almost none of that exists in the US. So I can completely see why people are apathetic towards the workplace there. You wonder why it’s solely an American issue…

    • @Zsg436
      @Zsg436 Год назад +6

      ​@@Alex-ug9wxwhich place is this?

  • @shrekenthusiast8703
    @shrekenthusiast8703 Год назад +4

    its so more programmers/software engineers go work in the office instead of at home.

  • @kitXcat
    @kitXcat 10 месяцев назад +1

    And my father works here, it has many vending machines too and you can take the snacks home.

  • @Imbatmn57
    @Imbatmn57 Год назад +338

    What a nice adult daycare

    • @shubham4845
      @shubham4845 Год назад +18

      Only for showcase though, in real life you'll be working in 4*4 cubicles for 40 hrs a week

    • @Imbatmn57
      @Imbatmn57 Год назад

      @@shubham4845 sounds about right

    • @uuyyy8568
      @uuyyy8568 Год назад +4

      All this and still no customer service or data security

    • @maxeisenach1771
      @maxeisenach1771 Год назад +1

      ​@@shubham4845More than 40, mind you. Management won't want "only" 40.

    • @Lumosnight
      @Lumosnight Год назад +1

      @@shubham4845cubicles? My man, you work in an open plan office, no privacy for you!

  • @mrsealman538
    @mrsealman538 11 месяцев назад +3

    Someone made a video like this about Twitter, then Elon came in, fired her, and took it all away. I hope Google is next on the chopping block.

  • @ranjana240
    @ranjana240 Год назад +4995

    All these unnecessary perks is why they had to lay off 32000 people with absolutely no compassion whatsoever.
    Many had no clue that they had been laid off until they saw their ID deactivated or when they were randomly disconnected from a zoom call.
    All of this is pointless if you cannot respect your employees and are willing to ruthlessly kick them out the moment your finances look shaky.

    • @Treasure-bl3cn
      @Treasure-bl3cn Год назад +72

      wait wasn't that Twitter?

    • @gettalifeya
      @gettalifeya Год назад +82

      I remember seeing ppl on linkedin freaking out because they couldn’t login, it was scary to witness.

    • @alphazero0
      @alphazero0 Год назад

      It's ok Google hires more people so that they don't end up at competitors. So when the market looked bleak they kicked whoever were diversity hires and dead meat. The moral of the story is always be irreplaceable.

    • @sounds8078
      @sounds8078 Год назад +87

      I hope you know this is the same for most companies now regardless of perks. We have nothing but bulk made coffee and without notice people just disappear one day.

    • @aditideshpande3050
      @aditideshpande3050 Год назад +12

      Google doesn't use zoom

  • @JorgeBMEsquivel
    @JorgeBMEsquivel 9 месяцев назад +1

    And then the back alley where they make all their decisions 😂

  • @Beckyrebecca23
    @Beckyrebecca23 2 месяца назад

    "this lovely, huggable fountain" had me dying

  • @dramaybaazii
    @dramaybaazii Год назад +88

    If you don't have a family and would rather work extra time, this place ain't that bad

  • @shreyshthrohilla5383
    @shreyshthrohilla5383 Год назад +584

    A good prison is what never lets the inmates know they're imprisoned

    • @Artemi22
      @Artemi22 Год назад +43

      I get the big corpo hate and all but nobody is trying to escape the Google office lol you either have a job there or you don't

    • @josephk1342
      @josephk1342 Год назад +13

      So you just don’t have a job?

    • @vanbogan3712
      @vanbogan3712 Год назад +11

      What an idiotic statement lol

    • @PeterPan-xe7qw
      @PeterPan-xe7qw Год назад +13

      Bro's prisoners starting salary is more than 5x the annual US salary... they're probably doing just fine.

    • @mahamib
      @mahamib Год назад +8

      Jobless behavior

  • @Potato__28
    @Potato__28 8 месяцев назад

    I find it so cute that google actually beloved that people aren’t gonna use their phone while in the toilet

  • @vanceagher
    @vanceagher 9 месяцев назад +1

    “So if we lower their salaries by a little bit to give them free soda and stuff they’ll slave away in the office for the entire day”

  • @justshan2413
    @justshan2413 Год назад +1300

    Never assume they’re living a great life just from videos and pics.

    • @GamezGuru1
      @GamezGuru1 Год назад +31

      Yeah I mean I'd rather go to work to get my shit done and go home, than be tempted by volleyball and snacks all day, and then have to work weekends to get my work done...

    • @Bigmi1ke
      @Bigmi1ke Год назад +31

      Maybe but I’d rather work 50-60 hours at google instead of 50-60 hours in my hot ass welding factory..

    • @dimosvelisaris549
      @dimosvelisaris549 Год назад +3

      Says the random yt comment

    • @alessandrodemiraj1499
      @alessandrodemiraj1499 Год назад +1

      ​@@dimosvelisaris549 wrong. Theres a literal 15 degrees tilted toilet in the video. They couldnt make it more obvious that they want to torture you in every moment that you stay there.

    • @alessandrodemiraj1499
      @alessandrodemiraj1499 Год назад

      ​@@dimosvelisaris549that aint a random yt coment. He knows what he is saying.

  • @mustafasalem4085
    @mustafasalem4085 Год назад +624

    I can smell the eccentric office culture through the phone

    • @Snowy-oq4ur
      @Snowy-oq4ur Год назад +3

      💀

    • @asdqwe_9381
      @asdqwe_9381 Год назад

      Eccentric word meaning?😊

    • @calvinw8470
      @calvinw8470 Год назад

      ​@@asdqwe_9381Google it

    • @Skywing452
      @Skywing452 Год назад +7

      @@asdqwe_9381 (of a person or their behavior) unconventional and slightly strange.

    • @Shotgun_Only
      @Shotgun_Only Год назад +1

      And the office drama too

  • @yassdxdx4873
    @yassdxdx4873 10 месяцев назад +1

    Going to Google headquarters but having an apple watch .

  • @itsabigailig
    @itsabigailig Год назад +5054

    “lovely…HUG-ABLE…fountains”
    love you so much pierson 😂😂

  • @decentsizedballs
    @decentsizedballs Год назад +383

    Can’t wait for the inevitable “I’m being laid off” video to come out

    • @boobenshnozle691
      @boobenshnozle691 Год назад +7

      she kinda seems annoying tbh

    • @luke9361
      @luke9361 Год назад

      Reminds me of those idiot girls from Twitter before Elon took over

  • @saramoore9145
    @saramoore9145 10 месяцев назад +2

    We all know the men’s bathrooms gonna have crap on the walls

    • @rtechie
      @rtechie 9 месяцев назад

      Women's public bathrooms are generally MUCH dirtier than men's public bathrooms. Ask any janitor. Women toss makeup and used menstrual products everywhere.

  • @WitchMaster-vi4kp
    @WitchMaster-vi4kp 10 месяцев назад +1

    "layoffs responded to your request. "

  • @dicksmith198
    @dicksmith198 Год назад +320

    Now we see why Twitter could fire 80% of it's workforce and still stay in business

    • @YDGFX
      @YDGFX Год назад +2

      Why?

    • @City_Pige0n
      @City_Pige0n Год назад +18

      Yea and it’s been going to shit lately. Wonder why

    • @spencerhopkinson9874
      @spencerhopkinson9874 Год назад +20

      @@City_Pige0ntwitter was always shit, cope harder

    • @Alan_Wigz
      @Alan_Wigz Год назад +3

      When you say "we" who are you referring to? And why do you feel you are allowed to speak for the group?

    • @bradywalker5291
      @bradywalker5291 Год назад +12

      ​@@City_Pige0nfrom what I've heard, it's been improved. My friends who use Twitter said that it's more pleasant of an experience. Less political garbage is being shoved down their throats.

  • @Hey_Damj
    @Hey_Damj Год назад +143

    They basically own your soul. A good workplace is more than free snacks and pretty offices.

    • @glitch-pr3nr
      @glitch-pr3nr Год назад

      Assuming they have one after the 3rd day Todd?

  • @SandyN8705
    @SandyN8705 10 месяцев назад +1

    Bro, Google is so lucky they have feminine products in the bathrooms, in my school bathroom, for some reason girls play with the tampons, LIKE SINCE WHEN WERE THEY MADE TO PLAY?

  • @YuraGacha
    @YuraGacha 9 месяцев назад

    Omg- that hour glass, a classmate of mine took one to school for history lesson, it looks the exact same!

  • @stonaraptor8196
    @stonaraptor8196 Год назад +505

    what a luxurious prison, lovely.

    • @Katsura_ja_nai_Zura_da
      @Katsura_ja_nai_Zura_da Год назад +10

      You want coal mines better?

    • @manujohn99
      @manujohn99 Год назад +2

      @@Katsura_ja_nai_Zura_da don't worry, it will soon become more torturous than coal mines

    • @kokake
      @kokake Год назад

      Can you prison me too?

  • @parhalikhabhola
    @parhalikhabhola Год назад +319

    Explains the lay offs

  • @user-tx9id2hp9y
    @user-tx9id2hp9y 23 дня назад

    The whole video looks like just rich people trying to find more extravagant ways to show they’re rich

  • @duck_cult
    @duck_cult Месяц назад

    Dude working for google is like a dream workplace

  • @user-jr1gr5vn2l
    @user-jr1gr5vn2l Год назад +410

    things at google that don't make sense are employees doin nothing filming tiktoks all day

    • @MaestroAlvis
      @MaestroAlvis Год назад +17

      I don't think shes an employee

    • @pagenotavailable
      @pagenotavailable Год назад +8

      Not an employee, she was actually visiting the campus for the vid!

  • @sladedude9108
    @sladedude9108 Год назад +398

    I remember seeing how cool the Google workplace is and thinking “that would be so fun” that was a few years ago. Now I know that it means you will be working wayyyyy more than usual.

    • @PhysicsBallArt
      @PhysicsBallArt Год назад +10

      Still less hours then any other white collar job with comparable salary.

    • @yoosh9034
      @yoosh9034 Год назад +24

      Google employees work 8 hours a day on average. That’s a 9 to 5, basic work hours. No idea where you got this from

    • @RDJ2
      @RDJ2 Год назад +4

      "working"

    • @sladedude9108
      @sladedude9108 Год назад

      @@RDJ2 ?

    • @sladedude9108
      @sladedude9108 Год назад +2

      @@yoosh9034 I’m not talking hours, I talking about the caliber of work.

  • @veronicacontreras5611
    @veronicacontreras5611 11 месяцев назад

    The security got me 😂😂

  • @Lifestyle_soul.13
    @Lifestyle_soul.13 7 месяцев назад

    “✨baday✨”
    -Pierson 2023

  • @rollinrandy4079
    @rollinrandy4079 Год назад +772

    That security guy needs a raise. Standing more still, than the British guards... Impressive!

    • @nexiuz2233
      @nexiuz2233 Год назад

      Guess you could say…it’s a skeleton you dummy

  • @gopatopa
    @gopatopa Год назад +252

    Fired on a friday morning through an email as well is the icing on the cake.

  • @adritasarwaradritasarwar3373
    @adritasarwaradritasarwar3373 5 месяцев назад

    I don't know why but I flinched a little and felt something inside when she squeezed out that sanitizer.

  • @thespencerowen
    @thespencerowen Месяц назад

    You know what else is cool? Walking your dog and getting laundry done mid day in between meetings.

  • @Videodude810
    @Videodude810 Год назад +57

    What they don't have at Google: Free thought.

  • @user-xe2xr1ep5w
    @user-xe2xr1ep5w Год назад +752

    you know what is better than all of that? working from home. able to take normal breaks. having dinner with my kids. go and get a hair cut very quick when I have some free time not getting stuck in traffic for hours and so on and so on haha

    • @ItsChineseGuy
      @ItsChineseGuy Год назад +16

      Thats nice and all if your job allows wfh. If your job requires you to come in, having free snacks and places ro relax on break would definitely make me want to work for you

    • @dailydrivensedans4875
      @dailydrivensedans4875 Год назад +1

      Sounds like youd rather be a housewife🤣. Too bad for all this stupid feminism movement for 50 years. A single man used to make more then two working adults today😑

    • @youraveragegamer8832
      @youraveragegamer8832 Год назад +11

      Know what's better than that? Human interaction with people other than your family

    • @poi4266
      @poi4266 Год назад +23

      ​@@youraveragegamer8832are you saying you're unable to socialize outside of a workplace?

    • @whengrapespop5728
      @whengrapespop5728 Год назад

      @@poi4266Professional social relationships and networking is very different than regular socializing.

  • @MrAH2010
    @MrAH2010 Год назад +5

    The two random free uber sponsorships.

  • @BOOKISH_SWIFTIE13
    @BOOKISH_SWIFTIE13 6 месяцев назад

    It’s giving the shein influencers in a really distant way

  • @sohamkalzunkar7903
    @sohamkalzunkar7903 Год назад +106

    It's all fun and games until one day you wake up to Google telling you have been laid off💀

    • @andrewmunczenski3632
      @andrewmunczenski3632 Год назад +1

      I worked there as a TVC and was let go in May of this year. I put in 5 years of hard work. I got 2 weeks notice.

    • @sohamkalzunkar7903
      @sohamkalzunkar7903 Год назад +2

      @@andrewmunczenski3632 I'm sorry you had to go through it. Some of my friends are working in Google and are in a constant fear of waking up to lay off the next day. It really is scary! Not just Google but this was happening earlier in FAANG and other major IT companies.

    • @Marshblocker
      @Marshblocker Год назад +1

      ​@@andrewmunczenski3632Really unfortunate.

    • @andrewmunczenski3632
      @andrewmunczenski3632 Год назад

      @@sohamkalzunkar7903 I was doing work that allot of the Google’s folks didn’t want to do and traveling allot. I did like the work though.

    • @andrewmunczenski3632
      @andrewmunczenski3632 Год назад

      @@Marshblocker thanks

  • @RedPillRealist
    @RedPillRealist Год назад +154

    Next video. Google lays your off via an email...

  • @AnnieTaylor2112
    @AnnieTaylor2112 5 месяцев назад

    Person I am a huge fan of yours ❤❤❤❤ I have been subscribed for 4yrs ❤❤

  • @YakobtoshiNakamoto
    @YakobtoshiNakamoto 8 месяцев назад

    I love how everything is designed to keep you there 😂

  • @prathama1901
    @prathama1901 Год назад +276

    Everything is fun till they lay you off for no reason

    • @tatjana7008
      @tatjana7008 Год назад +19

      They wanted to lay off in Germany and Switzerland as well, found out they will have legal troubles, so then said "let's pretend we didn't say that" 🤣

    • @japu2350
      @japu2350 Год назад +11

      @@tatjana7008thats why it’s important to have strong employment law & unions to protect workers. These companies are shit & selfish.

    • @jagjyot4828
      @jagjyot4828 Год назад

      @@japu2350yeah. that’s what companies do, make money. what do u want them to do, be good people??

    • @BasedCritEnjoyer
      @BasedCritEnjoyer Год назад +2

      If they dont need you, why shouldn't they get rid of you? 🤣 it's a business, not an adult daycare to take care of your ass the rest of your days lmao

    • @Fanta....
      @Fanta.... Год назад

      They are paid enough so tough titties.

  • @Somebody3928
    @Somebody3928 Год назад +1

    Google went from "don't be evil" to "hahahahaha go f--- yourselves" with these easy steps

  • @alanahkeeney6082
    @alanahkeeney6082 6 месяцев назад

    Hi Pierson, if you ever need volleyball lessons I would be honored to help you. That was a pretty good spike though. Have a blessed day/night everyone!!

  • @Vid4050
    @Vid4050 Год назад +70

    Adult Daycare looks good .

  • @yashgulave8366
    @yashgulave8366 Год назад +78

    Google has nailed advertising so well, they even advertise on the coffee that they give to their employees ☠️☠️

    • @peterclarke7240
      @peterclarke7240 Год назад

      They even advertise the company with the shockingly bad employment practices, too.
      That's confidence, right there.

  • @jangunitus9220
    @jangunitus9220 Год назад

    That staircase with most searched results is a really cool idea that only a search engine company could pull off

  • @oluwalogo
    @oluwalogo 11 месяцев назад

    Ads on latte is next level 😂

  • @shragad0
    @shragad0 Год назад +336

    I once visited google offices. I was there trying to sell something and after the meeting came to an end the employee that had us gave us the tour. they had a VR room, an arcade room, the whole shabang and me and my colleague were amazed and envious. when the clock showed it's quarter to three the googler who had us had to go pick up her son from daycare and while leaving she said somthing that stayed with me. while leaving us baffled about the ridiculous perks and facilities she claimed "people with families never use those things, when I finish my work I prefer to be with my kids". always remember, the best office and the best jobs are are still just an office and a job. no matter how nice those are, spending time a home with loved ones is and should be a preferred.

    • @Storiaron
      @Storiaron Год назад +17

      If you're on good terms with your coworkers some of these perks are basically spending time with your friends.

    • @ben10504
      @ben10504 Год назад +2

      True, but most of the time once you have a family you’re at a stage in your career where you can have reasonable work hours. For the new, young workers, they’re at the office grinding, earning their stripes, well over 40, 50, 60 hours a week. Gotta keep those people comfortable so they don’t burn out

    • @MrChinesename
      @MrChinesename Год назад

      I’ll take that never happened for 200 bob

    • @sweetaplle
      @sweetaplle Год назад

      @@MrChinesenameWho cares? The message still has a good moral, even if it didn’t happen. “Oh no, someone lied on the internet to share a message that a lot of people wouldn’t know!”

    • @MrChinesename
      @MrChinesename Год назад

      @@sweetaplle it make his comment all the more useless .. gkys

  • @PS3PCDJ
    @PS3PCDJ Год назад +1025

    No wonder Elon went and fired people like this from Twitter

    • @fastestdino2
      @fastestdino2 Год назад +72

      true bro. Anyone who works in tech knows there's so many time wasters

    • @user-ng7eb1ds3m
      @user-ng7eb1ds3m Год назад

      All of them are women

    • @pratyushthakur8815
      @pratyushthakur8815 Год назад

      and now those same people got scooped up by Zuck to make threads, funny how life goes

    • @wattenesh
      @wattenesh Год назад +152

      Elon fans when someone works without being treated like a slave but with respect and attention to their needs and hobbies: 😭😭😫😫😠😠😠😠

    • @llaammeerr2506
      @llaammeerr2506 Год назад +29

      ​@@watteneshthere's a movie theater in a place you're meant to work

  • @ally..69
    @ally..69 9 месяцев назад

    the huggable fountain is giving 💗

  • @giovannitoscani7789
    @giovannitoscani7789 Год назад

    Really nice! Only problem is that I'm not 3 years old

  • @stevenrosenburgh9813
    @stevenrosenburgh9813 Год назад +177

    This is how they buy loyalty from shallow people willing to do evil.

    • @HauntedHoard
      @HauntedHoard Год назад +7

      Lol what evil, buddy?

    • @Jose04537
      @Jose04537 Год назад +7

      ​@@HauntedHoardWhen a company drops their motto "Don't be evil" that's very telling about said company.

    • @annac6457
      @annac6457 Год назад +1

      Agree 100%

    • @olivererkuk1234
      @olivererkuk1234 Год назад +5

      @@Jose04537 If you think they are evil then why are you using their products and earning them money to do said evil?

    • @Cybercerialdestroyer
      @Cybercerialdestroyer Год назад +8

      @@olivererkuk1234 because google owns most if not all tech

  • @sunnysuryani5674
    @sunnysuryani5674 Год назад +140

    Now pair this with the 12,000 employees laid off this January lol

    • @ward7576
      @ward7576 Год назад

      Nooo, why you ruin it for them? Now they don't have an argument of "huge salary, great offices, a lot of, so called, impact etc" because you said it :((((

    • @PeterPan-xe7qw
      @PeterPan-xe7qw Год назад +1

      @@ward7576 Lmao, you know most laid off software engineers just move to a new job right? It's not hard to find a new position at same or better pay. The average time a software engineer stays at a job is around 3 years or less... this would make moving way easier, and being laid off means you get compensation while searching, which is even more important.