How to Know You’re Becoming a White Woman - Dewayne Perkins - Stand-Up Featuring

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  • Dewayne Perkins explains what happened when his mom signed him up for a “Scared Straight” program and shares how his attempt to perfect his white woman perspective got out of hand. (Contains strong language.)
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Комментарии • 205

  • @sarah.s.flanagan
    @sarah.s.flanagan 4 года назад +255

    “At a Sweet Green looking at crystals on Etsy” and “Transformation complete!” deserved bigger laughs

    • @mismay360
      @mismay360 4 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @SakinahIman
      @SakinahIman 4 года назад +6

      Probably wasn’t enough white women in audience to relate. 🥴🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @Theomite
      @Theomite 4 года назад +3

      The green crystals on Etsy deserved a standing ovation.

    • @alisiabarbour7374
      @alisiabarbour7374 4 года назад +2

      Absolutely 😂😂😂

    • @mtaylor7307
      @mtaylor7307 2 года назад

      Perhaps too personal? Like, I resemble that remark.

  • @ciara9414
    @ciara9414 4 года назад +365

    I was eating mango while watching this 😂😩

    • @moarroz
      @moarroz 4 года назад +2

      Sorry for the graphic details on your comment and the fact you were eating mango

    • @bepis602
      @bepis602 4 года назад +6

      @M Bryant woah calm down buddy

    • @Nada_fr
      @Nada_fr 4 года назад

      A very poor choice of food young women

    • @FountainOfYoot
      @FountainOfYoot 4 года назад +2

      @M Bryant lol wow 😅

    • @bepis602
      @bepis602 4 года назад +3

      @M Bryant i'm sorry but i can't take anyone who uses incel language unironically seriously 😭😭 and for the record.. I'm a woman

  • @RaymondGW
    @RaymondGW 4 года назад +169

    iLaughed...hard. "Like a mango that's been through a lot."

    • @Staylive7
      @Staylive7 4 года назад +4

      Bruh the accuracy of this had me cracking up!!

    • @rememberozma
      @rememberozma 4 года назад +4

      Here's so right, and now I will never again be able to eat one without thinking of the other...

  • @DonVonBliss
    @DonVonBliss 4 года назад +104

    hes interactable, funny and has the crowd going. Good comedian

  • @ascent8487
    @ascent8487 4 года назад +105

    Idk what I would not do if someone offered to pay my student loan debt.

    • @legalgal12
      @legalgal12 4 года назад +2

      I would do a LOT!!! 😁

    • @mismay360
      @mismay360 4 года назад +2

      Times is tough loool

    • @ThexDynastxQueen
      @ThexDynastxQueen 4 года назад

      For me it's helping me immigrate to another country. Yes I'll get gay married for that, make it official! And I will love my new wife....just very reluctantly in one aspect of our relationship.

  • @jadwigaw.6896
    @jadwigaw.6896 4 года назад +269

    Oh my... What a stiff audience. Nobody laughed at the “bigot” joke... One of the best ones.

  • @BlueIdiotPie
    @BlueIdiotPie 4 года назад +151

    Ill see comments talking about how they should be posting black comedians performing for black audiences bc their jokes tend to go over white ppls head but I really think the same should apply to gay comedians as well. This dude is fantastic and that audience did not appreciate him enough

    • @GDL364
      @GDL364 4 года назад +4

      Well he’s both so both apply here

    • @Toywins
      @Toywins 4 года назад +1

      He was hilarious! Black and gay? Perfect!!

    • @casadegaitan
      @casadegaitan 4 года назад +1

      Oh please.

  • @lucienmeunier3268
    @lucienmeunier3268 4 года назад +223

    great comedian but comedy central is being really greedy reposting the exact same set from two years ago. like yall make enough money already and i know for sure none of the proceeds are going to him.

    • @jasminehouston-burns1691
      @jasminehouston-burns1691 4 года назад +4

      That's how marketing works. Go to any good channel on RUclips, you'll see tons of videos on the same thing. Only so many ways to do a sit up.

  • @mismay360
    @mismay360 4 года назад +42

    “NYC is a bad place full of bad people” long time resident and can confirm 🤣🤣🤣

  • @JeremyMYG
    @JeremyMYG 4 года назад +16

    Did I recently watch this? Yes.
    Am I watching it again? Yes.
    The set was hilarious. Several jokes went over people’s heads.

    • @samanthasangqu7187
      @samanthasangqu7187 2 года назад +1

      Agreed! This guy is so hilarious, the crowd doesn’t deserve him!

  • @chaseleswift252
    @chaseleswift252 4 года назад +87

    The opening line was like he met John.

    • @Demosthenes7891
      @Demosthenes7891 4 года назад +9

      "...and I'm new in town!"

    • @felipevasconcelos6736
      @felipevasconcelos6736 3 года назад

      “I will start with the fact that I’m black, as that is a given. Then for backstory, I will pepper in the fact that I’m gay”

  • @neghiethervil5606
    @neghiethervil5606 4 года назад +13

    People keep saying this is a very scary time to live. But imagine living through the time when anyone can call you a witch and you have to prove you're not. 😂😂

    • @conancat
      @conancat 4 года назад +3

      Ohhhh, you mean like how a person is born in Kenya and is the founder of ISIS, or another person have been eating children and cheese pizza because her friend ordered pizza to a dinner once? 😂

  • @LearningToLove..
    @LearningToLove.. 4 года назад +8

    “The texture is unsettling” 😂😭😂
    Let us live lol

  • @heidi3963
    @heidi3963 4 года назад +60

    It sounds like he was a writer for Full Frontal with Samantha Bee. I can easily believe it because he was hilarious!

    • @robinvolpi
      @robinvolpi 4 года назад +1

      Oh, good point. Not sure why I thought if Chelsea Handler and Samantha had completely slipped me mind.

    • @RedHaidCat
      @RedHaidCat 4 года назад +11

      Well, why guess when you can Google it for 2 sec...? He was was writing for Michelle Wolf's short lived late night.

  • @amandaphillips4344
    @amandaphillips4344 4 года назад +85

    Damn theres ALOTTA haters in the comments😔 this guys killing it💯

    • @princevegeta-son
      @princevegeta-son 4 года назад

      The part where he stumbles over his punchlines? Or kinda mumbles through his set ups?

  • @pernellrachel7474
    @pernellrachel7474 4 года назад +45

    The mango joke

  • @petramladenovic2927
    @petramladenovic2927 4 года назад +45

    he is so lovely

  • @karlwashington6414
    @karlwashington6414 4 года назад +10

    A very soft mango that's been through a lot 😂

  • @haysoos7945
    @haysoos7945 3 года назад +2

    “It’s like a very soft Mango that’s been through a lot” LMFAOOO

  • @jasondesper4055
    @jasondesper4055 4 года назад +79

    Thoughtful and entertaining set. He turned into a Karen, poor boy.

  • @queenjordiisgems
    @queenjordiisgems 4 года назад +2

    The “ohmigawd yawsss” killed me😂😂

  • @Im.SheenaV
    @Im.SheenaV 4 года назад +19

    I love his voice !

  • @claudiasilva9318
    @claudiasilva9318 4 года назад +39

    Really good!! We need more from this person!!!!

  • @thecheshirecatecholamine994
    @thecheshirecatecholamine994 4 года назад +4

    “Would work,” is homophonous with “woodwork.”

  • @scottwareham6987
    @scottwareham6987 4 года назад +5

    The last joke was pure gold!

  • @sadier2740
    @sadier2740 4 года назад +6

    my new favorite comedian

  • @maegantrice936
    @maegantrice936 4 года назад +37

    His reasoning for gay peeps being the chosen ones is actually pretty legit sounding🤔

  • @thaelectricfeel
    @thaelectricfeel 4 года назад +28

    I want that hat...where?!!

    • @moarroz
      @moarroz 4 года назад +7

      He already said...Marshall's lol

    • @thaelectricfeel
      @thaelectricfeel 4 года назад

      @@moarroz mmm you sholl right

    • @themaggattack
      @themaggattack 4 года назад

      You have to go back in time to 1989..

    • @princessaria
      @princessaria 4 года назад +2

      This is a very similar one: www.gigipip.com/products/wren-round-top-hat-1?variant=29603234086956¤cy=USD&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIpfKTgtne6gIVfBatBh1ZJQ6GEAQYASABEgIQe_D_BwE

    • @princessaria
      @princessaria 4 года назад +2

      But if you look for boater hats, bolero hats, or “telescope crown hat” you can probably find others. :) That was just the most similar one I happened to find.

  • @holleyhoffman6011
    @holleyhoffman6011 4 года назад +2

    I get those shooting thoughts all the time. Being in public with lots of people now is stressful

  • @carolyngraham1407
    @carolyngraham1407 4 года назад +1

    Don't spoil mango for me please! Hilarious!!!

  • @Dermatillomaniac
    @Dermatillomaniac 4 года назад +9

    Great set! Hope ro see more from him!

  • @simbull1175
    @simbull1175 4 года назад +17

    Yo he’s pretty good

  • @sherwinjordan7301
    @sherwinjordan7301 4 года назад +12

    Great job 👏

  • @RochX-7
    @RochX-7 2 года назад +2

    Great story teller. Got me laughing before the gym 😂

  • @hazknow12
    @hazknow12 2 года назад

    "Kinda like a beat up mango that's seen alot" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @caleortega2936
    @caleortega2936 4 года назад +5

    That was some hilarious stand up

  • @BuckMeisterCulREACTS
    @BuckMeisterCulREACTS 4 года назад +2

    this was an amazing set

  • @grizzlyblue486
    @grizzlyblue486 2 года назад

    “A very soft mango that’s been through a lot” 😂

  • @ThexDynastxQueen
    @ThexDynastxQueen 4 года назад +2

    I felt that YASS on a spiritual level.

  • @basilraza7020
    @basilraza7020 4 года назад +30

    *karen hides in corner*

  • @Echosinfireify
    @Echosinfireify 4 года назад +20

    So cute and funny!

  • @vitoriafreirevilasboas8025
    @vitoriafreirevilasboas8025 4 года назад +1

    🗣🗣🗣🗣 I love his energyyyy, he made me laugh pretty hard

  • @crosstudio
    @crosstudio 4 года назад +3

    so apparently there is a straight comic named Dwayne Perkins and a gay comic named Dewayne Perkins.

  • @cloudjumper6162
    @cloudjumper6162 4 года назад +1

    His description of vagina the 🥭 I'm dead 😂

  • @wamboshomaryan8002
    @wamboshomaryan8002 2 года назад

    he is sooooo funny no pause his jokes just flooow!!!

  • @mikeyllo
    @mikeyllo 4 года назад +1

    Did he say a mango that's been through a lot? LOL

  • @OfficialJagPaw
    @OfficialJagPaw 4 года назад +3

    Great material! hahahaha

  • @luvinart.839
    @luvinart.839 4 года назад +5

    Excelente 💥😄💥

  • @siyabonga1000
    @siyabonga1000 4 года назад +4

    I could swear I've heard some of his jokes from Jaboukie...

  • @weaselweasel6601
    @weaselweasel6601 4 года назад +18

    This was already uploaded with the same thumbnail and a different title

  • @nicolewoolaston1554
    @nicolewoolaston1554 4 года назад

    "Pass me that plate of vagina". Im DEAD!!!!!!!!

  • @MarianaBandarra
    @MarianaBandarra 4 года назад +1

    TRANSFORMATION COMPLETE!

  • @CompanionCorbs
    @CompanionCorbs 4 года назад +1

    This guy is amazing

  • @loodcatnoods
    @loodcatnoods 4 года назад +1

    Love it! Everyone has a price 😍😍😍

  • @Be1smaht
    @Be1smaht 4 года назад +5

    Hes crazy

  • @asterphoenix5678
    @asterphoenix5678 4 года назад

    This guys is so awesome and hilarious

  • @kimherreracruz3029
    @kimherreracruz3029 3 года назад

    LMAO!! this audience got like HALF of the jokes!🤦🏽‍♀️ he’s fucking hilarious!!!😆😆 I love him!!✨👏🏽

  • @neilhunter495
    @neilhunter495 Месяц назад

    I'm in love 😍

  • @BrizzB
    @BrizzB 2 года назад

    He is so cute, yaaaassssss

  • @Jacob42086
    @Jacob42086 4 года назад +3

    Why'd y'all change the title?? 😕

  • @mamboawasum-henry4980
    @mamboawasum-henry4980 4 года назад

    There is nothing wrong with Marshall’s! The shade!

  • @moderateswag69
    @moderateswag69 4 года назад +3

    Lol

  • @YewTube444
    @YewTube444 4 года назад

    SOOOOO GOOOD! 🆕 FAVE 😩⚠️

  • @paultaylor328
    @paultaylor328 2 года назад

    This isn't my dude from Brooklyn. TF?

  • @ArghRawrWhoa
    @ArghRawrWhoa 4 года назад +1

    Hmm

  • @elizabetha6443
    @elizabetha6443 4 года назад +5

    He sorta looks like dababy ?

  • @katelynndennen4877
    @katelynndennen4877 4 года назад

    I laughed so hard I cried. Thank you, I needed this 💞

  • @theewildrose
    @theewildrose 4 года назад

    Its funny because i fucking hate calling the cops even when i'm in actual danger....

  • @emmythomassee1903
    @emmythomassee1903 4 года назад

    How mad I would be if I died in a Marshall’s- every one who aspires to millionaire status

  • @PS-ip7wo
    @PS-ip7wo 4 года назад +1

    Wow wow wow ❤️👏👏

  • @nina-mill
    @nina-mill 4 года назад +2

    ❤️❤️❤️

  • @CarynDPrescott
    @CarynDPrescott 4 года назад

    He should wrote for Reductress 🤣🤣 reductress.com/

  • @Bourneinlight
    @Bourneinlight 4 года назад +1

    Fear about being shot in a Marshall’s. #samsies

  • @annmariedalton3887
    @annmariedalton3887 2 года назад

    Ik it’s a joke, but it’s sad that the mass shootings line rings true even today, 5/25/2022…

  • @Kevs442
    @Kevs442 4 года назад

    Funny, all these ppl blaming the audience. It's always the bow & arrows fault, never the Indians...

  • @Nada_fr
    @Nada_fr 4 года назад

    *he meant that she was a karen* !

  • @mismay360
    @mismay360 4 года назад

    HAHAHHAHAHAHHAA

  • @lamingojohnsoniv5150
    @lamingojohnsoniv5150 4 года назад +10

    This guy never heard of Jeffrey Dahmer. XD

  • @chicgal3
    @chicgal3 4 года назад +7

    Maybe the problem is he had a Soft mango w/a weird texture instead of a sweet peach 😂🍑😅 He's funny tho

    • @moarroz
      @moarroz 4 года назад +1

      That's what I'm saying...gay guy's be picking their best friends to eat out or something cuz they always have a horror story like that is normal. They also need to be told that as a man ages he starts shooting out cottage cheese material. Facts from an endocrinologist and urologist

    • @pmotorsports8276
      @pmotorsports8276 4 года назад

      " Sir at first you don't succeed, try try again"

  • @TheAmaGri
    @TheAmaGri 4 года назад +5

    Wait... did anyone notice that some jokes were identical with Joel Kim boosters Set? I wonder who stole from who

    • @yettoliveyettolove5937
      @yettoliveyettolove5937 4 года назад +3

      They're legit the same person in different bodies. Even the way they deliver and carry themselves.

    • @notsomagic7359
      @notsomagic7359 4 года назад

      I STAN Joel

  • @elizabethd.838
    @elizabethd.838 4 года назад

    Become a black woman. Challenge

  • @firesign4297
    @firesign4297 4 года назад

    🤗😄😂🤣🥰👏👏👏👍🏾👍🏾🤗❤

  • @Dave-lr2wo
    @Dave-lr2wo 4 года назад +9

    Wait, is he gay?

    • @shirley9209
      @shirley9209 4 года назад +2

      DA, If it's quack like a duck etc...

    • @alonelychannel1846
      @alonelychannel1846 4 года назад +1

      Wait what yes he’s gay no he’s not dumb if that’s what you were trying to say

  • @stayhappylittlemermaid
    @stayhappylittlemermaid 4 года назад +3

    Faith. It's all about believing. You don't know how it will happen. But you know it will.

    • @raykewin3608
      @raykewin3608 4 года назад +7

      Bullshit. Faith is for losers. You want something, make it happen. End of.

    • @alonelychannel1846
      @alonelychannel1846 4 года назад

      Choose your faith and leave me out of it. Good for you you want a god who hates diversity, have a nice day I don’t wanna hear about it.

  • @nicolegeron3048
    @nicolegeron3048 3 года назад

    this audience si weak, vibe check Not Passed

  • @jasminehouston-burns1691
    @jasminehouston-burns1691 4 года назад +1

    Sthuper gay

  • @princevegeta-son
    @princevegeta-son 4 года назад +2

    Wow... Bombing is always hard to watch

  • @austin4043
    @austin4043 4 года назад

    He’s funny I guess but he’s very awkward 👼🏼

  • @marlonthemightysmith7836
    @marlonthemightysmith7836 4 года назад

    Super gay

  • @sambolambo7239
    @sambolambo7239 4 года назад +1

    So apparently gay people can't catch covid since the last two uploads have been gay comics

    • @MsEssTee
      @MsEssTee 4 года назад +11

      They weren't recorded during the 'rona 😐

  • @Bluecat33
    @Bluecat33 4 года назад +11

    Spend more time writing real material instead of picking out your hipster fits

    • @oeama13
      @oeama13 4 года назад +13

      Stfu

    • @oeama13
      @oeama13 4 года назад +8

      @Owen Sheridan no u

    • @blubhi_true5397
      @blubhi_true5397 4 года назад +4

      He looks snatched, the hell are you talking about. His jokes were also pretty funny. Last time I checked he had a crowd looking at him and laughing at his jokes. What are you doing?

  • @rueben3213
    @rueben3213 4 года назад +5

    Lame

  • @grizzlehatchet1
    @grizzlehatchet1 4 года назад +7

    I guess this could be for somebody..... Its not me though. 👎

  • @AG-ej7wm
    @AG-ej7wm 4 года назад

    I can laugh about myself, white people, sex, white women, millenials etc. But there needs to be some sort of balance, some hint of "I know we all aren't perfect" or something that indicates a funny roast. That's why I didn't like these jokes. They seemed to come from a genuinely prejudiced place.

  • @dudeonyoutube
    @dudeonyoutube 4 года назад +1

    Is it gay black guy comedian month on RUclips again?

    • @edienandy
      @edienandy 4 года назад +2

      I hope so it’s my favorite month

    • @dudeonyoutube
      @dudeonyoutube 4 года назад +1

      Edie, when you gonna dump that loser Andy?

  • @nimaiplouffe7121
    @nimaiplouffe7121 4 года назад +2

    It’s hard to find someone funny when they give off the impression that they actually feel superior to the crowd.

    • @cdmp777
      @cdmp777 4 года назад +10

      Didn’t get that vibe from him at all and I dislike people who act like that.

    • @Be1smaht
      @Be1smaht 4 года назад

      I think its an act

    • @Dave-lr2wo
      @Dave-lr2wo 4 года назад +1

      You're such a hapless Millennitard that you can't even detect OVERT, HIT YOU OVER THE HEAD WITH IT self deprication.

    • @alonelychannel1846
      @alonelychannel1846 4 года назад +1

      Dave oh my god chill out people like you always starting arguments full of rage without any actual reason to be upset.

  • @deadheadwsp705
    @deadheadwsp705 4 года назад

    Not funny, didn’t laugh

  • @larrykinari1872
    @larrykinari1872 4 года назад +1

    This was......trash

  • @purplecadence7390
    @purplecadence7390 4 года назад +4

    so he chose to be gay. interesting

    • @jjonvhs.7408
      @jjonvhs.7408 4 года назад +7

      no??

    • @rayajayce2034
      @rayajayce2034 4 года назад +12

      Damn. Well I guess watching standup is a good place for you to learn what a joke is. 🤷 If it's still confusing after a few more videos, maybe wiki could be your next stop.

    • @purplecadence7390
      @purplecadence7390 4 года назад

      @@jjonvhs.7408 yeah he did.

    • @purplecadence7390
      @purplecadence7390 4 года назад +1

      @@rayajayce2034 well i cant make him not gay. let the man be gay.

    • @elisepentz1063
      @elisepentz1063 4 года назад +8

      No one chooses to be gay, did you choose your sexuality?

  • @beardedsheepdog2783
    @beardedsheepdog2783 4 года назад

    Love the comedy , hate the politics, stop listening to mainstream hooah

    • @robinvolpi
      @robinvolpi 4 года назад +4

      🙄 So we should listen to who? Trump/gop liars, criminals and perpetrators of dangerous conspiracy theories - to deflect from their own transgressions?