“Bro, How Do You Know You’re Not Gay?” - Jason Cheny - Stand-Up Featuring
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- Опубликовано: 22 авг 2023
- Jason Cheny wonders how to know if you’re gay, explains why he’s big on positive reinforcement and shares how the suicide hotline helped him in the weirdest way.
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hes so funny in a chill kind of way. he keeps getting funnier. the laughs at the end killed me too damn someone was GONE
Reminds me of that one lady who laughs like dolphin.
Jeff arcuri's show, I think.
The build up for the fingers up the butt punchline…holy hell, made me laugh out loud so hard, the entire bus just looked at me like I was crazy.
That’s why I hesitate to watch these when I’m commuting😂
Turned into a zucchini in the end 😅
“Because I’m open minded!”
"I have a wife, she's real"😂
She's a Canadian supermodel.
@@notsure1969 Who?
The, "I'm not bicurious I'm just a straight guy curious about the bi" and the suicide jokes were hilarious lol.
Ima straight guy
@@theawesomest2850cool dude
He just kept getting funnier and funnier
So he still ended not funny?
@@hijinks21naw, think he exploded finally
It's a slow burn with him. I like it! 😀
Lubed up
No he did not
The way he says whites takes me the hell out it’s so funny
“…And then you have the WHAAAAAYTSSS”
The HWATS. He’s so right.
"Three time is too much." 😅😅😅 PERFECTION.
“And that to me was the lube” the delivery of that was so funny lmao
I dont think enough people caught the zuchinni line
A lot of his jokes are slow burns with low-key build ups. It's a great set. But i do think it slips by people, the Zuchini line was the 4th time something went up his butt. lmao
I burst out laughing when he said that 🤣🤣🤣
when was that?
@@voyance4elle4:15, It’s a low key joke but the best, the moment I caught I was laughing so hard!
This was definitely a crowd ill-suited to his humor. I caught it and laughed. “Ha! Callback. Funny.”
hooomg hahahaaa "open mind, open oyster, open ass."
idk how he got on this but i love they way he's smashed these particular things together for this set. it seems so perfect somehow.
That last joke had me tearing up 🤣🤣🤣
perfect timing for dropping "i'm a straight guy" in the bit
He was absolutely hilarious. I was not expecting him to be funny all the way through. Loved it 😂
Why?
Bruh watch his skit the one on Laugh factory. I was dying!
the suicide hotline jokes were so fkn funny, all of it was rly but that part got me laughing like crazy. awesome dude
Yeah so good 😅
Im gay af & thoroughly enjoyed this x) good job bro
NO YOU ARE STRAIGHT AS F LMAO
You ever curious about the vagina?
Same lol
Legit belly laughs throughout his set! Way to hit some tough topics from a humorous and relatable perspective. Def unique!
Geez he had a tough crowd, did anyone see those faces near the front? 🙁😶☹️😶 …😂
There's something about his slight Chinese accent that makes his act even funnier. I've noticed this with other Chinese American comics too.
chinese language are too tonal to filter out completely even if you’re biliangual, even tho many people master it, those people usually do it professionally like if they are actors and could do different accent
I love it 😂
Chinese people always say they like how I talk cuz it sounds like I'm singing because I'm black but like for real they are the ones singing 😂and don't even realize it hah.
i hear no accent. he just speaks with a cadence particular to comedians.
This crowd is terrible.
He is terrible.
Why ? Just because you don't shout out laughing doesn't mean you aren't enjoying it
It started a tinsy bit shaky but what a build up to the end. I wanted more. This guy is refreshingly funny. Hope he hits it big. Great job dude. 👍👍👍🤣👏🎉
I hope he can keep making people laugh to heal his mind because he is funnier than most of the so-called greats and he's effortless with it.
Imagining a suicide hotline regular like it's Cheers is cracking me up
"Suicide hotline how may I help you"
it's me again
Bob? *loud echo in back of other receivers yelling BOB!!!*
yeah Jim it's Bob
rough day?
rough day
Great bit. Funny and thought provoking.
I know it is just comedy, but the thing about being gay is sexual attraction, not sexual pleasure from specific acts.
If you look at the oyster and say that is repulsive, but if I close my eyes and pretend it is something else, I enjoy the taste.
You can be straight and like butt stuff, or gay and not like it, there is no quantifiable "this feels good" sexuality.
But it led to some fantastic jokes. By the way, I have never eaten an oyster because I assume everyone who says they are good is just lying and trying to trick other people into trying them....and that is also my feeling towards anal....lol
Nah. No the liking butt stuff is fine. I also don't like that some men get called gay for certain sexual positions with a woman lol. Or yes liking getting pegged or finger stuff n whatnot is in no way gay, it's pleasure. Getting head from a guy once doesn't make you gay or bi or pan necessarily, but if you like sex oral or otherwise from the same sex consistently or the thought doesn't turn you off you're bi or pan. Lol at that point yeah. Many girls are into getting head n stuff from a woman but doesn't see themselves having a future with a woman bcuz they see themselves in a relationship with or married to a man means they're just bi (or pan). It's ok but yeah...
Yes even wanting no relationship but just sexual pleasure from the same sex means there's a good chance you are bi or pan, it may not mean you're gay as you are still attracted to the opposite sex but yeah.
I was thinking this the whole yime too lol. The poor dude went down there a third time 🤣. Surprised his friend wasn't like "you remember gay tops exist right?"
You can be gay and also asexual. Sometimes gay ppl have asexual and/or aromantic life partners of the same sex. Similar to a straight person being asexual and/or aromantic
@@larsonfamilyhouse ok fair enough. Then sexual or romantic attraction. But my point stands that liking a certain sex act like anal stimulation or penetration is not what defines one being gay.
@@larsonfamilyhouseIf you’re asexual gay are you still attracted physically to opposite sex? Otherwise it would just be friendship.
The hwwwwites are taking me out each time 😂
I love the realness of comedy.😁 Awesome in action.
Audacious, hilarious - the masses will definitely find this guy.
"let's eat this goo... in the rock..." 🤣 (best description of oysters yet!!)
What a stone cold cutie ☺️
Oh no. I don't think he's gay. I think he's cute. I'm never wrong about these things.@MacLevistein
He's definitely cute! And, FYI to the other commenter.... one doesn't have to be gay to be attractive!
You shouldn't treat objects as men, man.
😁@@notsure1969
@@notsure1969 feels crappy when the shoe is on the other foot, eh? Now we know how women feel when men treat them as objects..... 🫠
I howled the whole time at this guys routine. Exactly what I needed this morning.
Great to see this guy on stage again! That crowd needs to wake up!
Cheney puts out gold with every set. ❤
Love this guys sets 😂
I like him 😁, love different perspectives.
Amen brother
As a straight male, the first half is too relatable to be funny.🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hilarious! Jason Cheny hits for every joke and his build up is so well done
I listened to 7 Minute Drill independently. Cole did what needed to be done. Nothing boring about it.
Great job Jason. Loved it.
生活週邊發生的事情由脫口秀節目演出讓人笑中帶淚😂非常棒的時光❤
The crowd was sleeping on this guy
I love his comedy, his accent, and his physical appearence.
Such an amazing comedian! Hilarious 😂😂😂
This ending has me in tears 😂😂😂
Coolest new comic to follow in a while. 👏😂
Cheers for doing your exposure therapy for the "Whates"!
The last line had me 😂😂
I'm always confused by the weapon question! Like seriously? I learned as a kid anything could be used as a weapon. Asking about ice cream or giving someone in crisis the suggestion of treating themselves sounds so much more helpful. It really does feel like they're pushing you to spiral at times. A better question is - "do you have any plans of hurting yourself or others?"
Much easier to answer bc the first question just gets my autsitic smart ass all creative and then you end up restrained in a cell.
The way he transitioned between the butt stuff into the suicide stuff was so genius
Missed chance at that very end to reiterate that he's a straight guy, you know, after trying to get a date with the suicide hotline guy
Lol the people cheering at "you ever think about killing yourself"
New favorite! So real, it hurts, but in a good way.
He is hilarious 😂😂😂❤
Some of those laughs in the background were as good as the comedy to me!
This is so well written damn
Love it man unexpected twists
Some dude at the end having the time of his life
As someone born and raised in Fort Wayne, IN 1) I got super excited that my city was mentioned 2) That was pretty accurate, lol, especially depending on what part of the city you are in.
Lmfao the suicide hotline bit is hilarious! Need more of that
So good!!!!
He's the first comedian whom I feel like has the same humor as me. That was so funny, no need to be loud or over the top. Love!
Love Jason Cheny!
This guy is hilarious 😂 I'm mad I just heard of him
😂😂😂😂 this was a good set. His teeth are BEAUTIFUL!!! I wonder if he had to sneeze towards the end lol.
Makes it weird that he was pointing wit that finger through the whole set!
😂😅😂😅😂 riiiight
And thaaaats exposure therapy 🤣
I’m in the gym laughing out now 😢😂😂😂
Looks like every other Jason I've had the pleasure to meet.
Names say alot.
Jason's are always the ones 👌🏾👏🏾👌🏾
😂
I like this dude!! ❤❤❤
new favorite comedian
6:00 😂😂😂 I’m glad I waited
So funny bro I love all ur stuff
you are a gift. keep going
I laughed so hard that I had a tummy ache now!
the guy at 6:50 was having the time of his life i love it
Top notch
Hahaha actually I've explained this to people (and actually helped a lot of people questioninging/confused) but,
being 100% gay is one end of the spectrum
Being 100% straight is the other end. The dead middle is being 50/50 bi. I'm like 70-90% gay 😂 but I also don't hate myself or get confused when I do something with a guy... the thing that's makes most people say they are for sure 100% one way or the other (when they're not) is shame, fear and confusion..
But statistically? Most of us are a little bi 😉 might not want something up your butt but maybe if you were able to cuddle/ make out with say one of those beautiful boys in the Barbie movie and I dunno if every guy could say they hate it 😂😂😂
Girls are more and more bi because it's actually encouraged and less shame around it! But they gotta be a lil bi to like something...
Also, as you alluded to, sex acts don't dictate orientation...which is something that some people have a problem wrapping their heads around.
Im a woman. Would for sure never have sex with a woman. But i love to admire a womans body more than i do men and I love to hug soft women. Im for sure just a tad bit bi 😂
Yep. That’s the Kinsey Scale. From 0 to 6, 0 being 100% straight to 6 being 100% gay. The thought is that the majority of people are between 1-5 if they were truly honest with themselves without social stigmas.
And yep, sexual pleasure does not always equate to orientation but since a lot of people are so focused on the physical act, they equate their orientation based on that, and usually they forget there are many different ways of sexual gratification. Especially cases of a lot of men who will shout how they aren’t even a little bi because they can’t imagine getting enjoyment from being penetrated, since it apparently makes them “less than,” even though having an erogenous zone in your anus doesn’t make you any sexuality. Plenty of 100% straight men who like being pegged. On the opposite end, there are total tops and total bottoms in both gay men and women sex cultures. Not to mention there are many gay men who don’t like anal play at all.
On the Kinsey scale, I’m emotionally a 5 and physically a 2. So emotionally I’m attracted to the same sex almost always but physically I enjoy sex with the opposite sex slightly more than with the same sex, but still enjoy same sex sex.
This guy is amazing
He snapped lol 😂 good job
He is funny. Thanks for sharing.
4:26 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 super underrated. Why are people scared to laugh
It became progressively funnier the further along he went.
Lol great stuff man, can't wait to see you at The Well tonight!
that was a rollercoaster
Love seeing him on the GeniusBrain Podcast 😂
I love his open mind 😂😂😂
This is solid comedy. A lot of people won’t understand some things cuz it’s not spoonfed, and he definitely gets funnier and funnier!
Woah. How have I not heard of this guy. So funny!
Look up his other sets, he’s hilarious.
Keep it up J!
Dude, put it out there😂😂😂😂😂
Good time
Keep doing the Lords' work brother 💚💚💚
" goo in the rock "! 😅😅
I love how he started with fingers then he also tried sticking a cucumber lol
Jason rules!
Hilarious 😂😂
"I'm not bi-curious, but I am curious about the bi."
Words to live by.
Funny last bit
This dude is hilarious. Also how is his accent Asian, southern, gay, and Mitch Hedburg all at the same time lol
I laughed out tears.
So funny!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
“…’cause now he’s gonna go back to his barn…” 😂