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  • Опубликовано: 17 июн 2024
  • Comedian Darius Bennett talks about getting married and having a baby during the pandemic, communication is key and it's better to throw up at the white parties over the black parties.
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    Written and Performed by Darius Bennett
    Executive Producers: Kyle Kazanjian-Amory and Brett Kushner
    Directed By: Gordie Earle III and Brad Silnutzer
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    Editor: Gordie Earle III
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    Sound Recording: Alex Gilroy
    Sound Mix: Ryan Meadows
    Producers: Brad Silnutzer and Cole Garrett
    Live Event Producers: Megan Hunter and Justin Glowacki
    Production Coordinator: Todd Doram
    Special Thanks: Our gracious hosts, Oniracom in Santa Barbara
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Комментарии • 915

  • @bnatural0415
    @bnatural0415 2 года назад +3984

    HEY DARUIS!! THIS IS Shaughn your old coworker from Marriott! I am sooooo happy to see you doing well!!! I hope to see you soon when you come back to Detroit! You have my full support. YOU ARE LUCKY!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @KUROHiTO88
      @KUROHiTO88 2 года назад +155

      That's wassup

    • @raisinbigdaddykane9723
      @raisinbigdaddykane9723 2 года назад +312

      He isnt lucky, he is driven and talented. Fortunate, yes, lucky? No.

    • @bnatural0415
      @bnatural0415 2 года назад +703

      @@raisinbigdaddykane9723 That's an inside joke we used to say to each other. Not what you think it is. I've been know Darius for over 10 years so it's personal

    • @bnatural0415
      @bnatural0415 2 года назад +107

      @MOE TALL 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @MrDariusBennett
      @MrDariusBennett 2 года назад +439

      You are lucky!!!! I’m back in a couple months

  • @garetcrader1575
    @garetcrader1575 2 года назад +684

    The comedy industry need this man. Badly

    • @cinapse
      @cinapse 2 года назад +6

      Big time

    • @mschickie007
      @mschickie007 2 года назад +2

      Oh YES !

    • @AlwaysK2withD3
      @AlwaysK2withD3 2 года назад +7

      He's flat footed funny, like the greatest of all time Richard Pryor. I don't feel like it was blasphemy to just say that either!

    • @domdomjob2959
      @domdomjob2959 2 года назад +2

      He’s funny and talented

    • @barbarab.8669
      @barbarab.8669 Год назад

      Reminds me a bit on early dave chapelle when i started to watch him. He equaly funny to me.

  • @2TMarie
    @2TMarie Год назад +497

    He is absolutely correct when he said, "marry someone you like."

    • @b.e.r.nnetwork8251
      @b.e.r.nnetwork8251 Год назад +36

      I married someone I loved but didn't necessarily like I'm divorced now lol.

    • @2TMarie
      @2TMarie Год назад +7

      @@b.e.r.nnetwork8251 I hear ya

    • @mrsetamayple
      @mrsetamayple Год назад +2

      @@b.e.r.nnetwork8251 sorry to hear that ❤

    • @farahjichi4617
      @farahjichi4617 Год назад

      If you love them you like them though..

    • @farahjichi4617
      @farahjichi4617 Год назад +1

      @@b.e.r.nnetwork8251 then it's impossible that you loved him.. Love comes from liking.. Maybe you meant you didn't like certain things, which is inevitable.. The key is marrying someone you can tolerate their faults.

  • @aceboogie7747
    @aceboogie7747 2 года назад +517

    Everything he said about the importance of making sure you “like” someone is facts 3:10

    • @luvbig41
      @luvbig41 Год назад +26

      So true. Gotta like hanging around the person you marry or it's going to be a looooongggg boring, antagonistic life.

    • @Rachel-sg5ub
      @Rachel-sg5ub Год назад +3

      Agree!

    • @ComedyGlor
      @ComedyGlor Год назад

      @@luvbig41 loving them is more important

    • @RafaCena41
      @RafaCena41 Год назад +4

      I didn't fully get this. Did he basically mean don't take people for granted? Because if you get too comfortable with them you expect them to know you well enough to adjust to you?

    • @nytthebmf6056
      @nytthebmf6056 Год назад +18

      @@RafaCena41 that's kind of what I got out of it. That and the idea that "like" for a person is mutual respect and rapport you'd have for a good friend, while "love" for a person is holding one to a standard that reflects a person's image of a bond.

  • @Mafacademy
    @Mafacademy Год назад +77

    "I fucked all the names" had me crying 😂😂

  • @arianasykes3678
    @arianasykes3678 2 года назад +605

    Not enough comments, this guy was actually hilarious!

    • @israeliana
      @israeliana 2 года назад +6

      especially the joke about who the baby is going to look like

    • @epothos1
      @epothos1 2 года назад +2

      I was the 69th like

    • @GetUnrealistic
      @GetUnrealistic Год назад

      Facts!

    • @melchorvicedo4801
      @melchorvicedo4801 Год назад +1

      Darius talk like Dave Chappelle and good materials too

  • @SBMMBOOGIE
    @SBMMBOOGIE 2 года назад +146

    I felt that naming my daughter part 😂😂

    • @Robert-rd1sm
      @Robert-rd1sm 2 года назад +22

      No you didn’t

    • @marcvince1261
      @marcvince1261 2 года назад

      Yep!!

    • @aleyorch44
      @aleyorch44 Год назад +5

      Nah. Not with that profile pic

    • @modyshapel3158
      @modyshapel3158 Год назад +1

      Lmao you are too much.
      People like you are so damn cute, always making unwarranted comments/ assumptions because you think people care. We don’t.
      Amazing how much information you gathered from out of nowhere😂

  • @orlandotorres5064
    @orlandotorres5064 2 года назад +1235

    So good. First time seeing and hearing about Darius. Had me cracking up the entire time. So subtle, but hits every point and joke. Awesome stuff.

    • @shawncarr8387
      @shawncarr8387 2 года назад +6

      Same here…loved it!

    • @k.c.8345
      @k.c.8345 2 года назад +1

      IKR

    • @domdomjob2959
      @domdomjob2959 2 года назад +4

      Good and original and needs support.

    • @mandogarcia7905
      @mandogarcia7905 Год назад +4

      Same here , I'm a new fan now.

    • @villiantwo
      @villiantwo Год назад

      for real. gotta check out more of his work. dude is hilarious!

  • @mylan_p
    @mylan_p 2 года назад +351

    the white people at parties bit was so good, love this dude

    • @morg7819
      @morg7819 2 года назад +18

      is that because... you're the loving white dude at a party 😂

    • @morg7819
      @morg7819 2 года назад +12

      if so, me too. and i love you!! (female)

    • @LlVEFromMars
      @LlVEFromMars 2 года назад +6

      It was so natural! His first white audience in forever. Of course that's the filmed bit lol. He killed it though, this was such a good set.

    • @mylan_p
      @mylan_p 2 года назад +1

      @@morg7819 ALWAYS rockin with the white party boys LOL

  • @shataviaharris4341
    @shataviaharris4341 Год назад +15

    “You know ..some people don’t deserve to live” lmao CRYING

  • @dmondg3281
    @dmondg3281 2 года назад +47

    I literally Laughed Out Loud about the baby names. This dude is great!

  • @arieluv615
    @arieluv615 2 года назад +71

    This dude reminds me of my brother. Just effortlessly hilarious. 😂

  • @shawnh2426
    @shawnh2426 2 года назад +240

    Absolutely loved it. He had me cracking up every minute, all of the jokes were quite fresh and he did a very good job with his delivery!

  • @quentinwright5199
    @quentinwright5199 2 года назад +142

    Wow 🤩. That was a hard crowd for him, but he held his own. Excellent performance and it seemed like he held back a little. I’m going to start following his career, he’s the next one ☝️.

  • @LongTimeNoPuck
    @LongTimeNoPuck 2 года назад +191

    Darius, you're so refreshing to listen to. Love your sense of humor! So proud of you!

  • @cfromupdablock7609
    @cfromupdablock7609 Год назад +14

    This mans timing and delivery... pay attention. Hes one of our greats!

  • @AlichinoAi
    @AlichinoAi 2 года назад +75

    Blow this man up, he is hilarious ! I wanna see more of his stand up xD

  • @TheMyaJae
    @TheMyaJae 2 года назад +102

    Omg 😂 I need a full set of some Darius. Too smooth and funny.

  • @sw9979
    @sw9979 Год назад +2

    Duuude! The eggs and broken window joke!!! 😂😂😭💀 dead

  • @khaleemaelder9800
    @khaleemaelder9800 Год назад +2

    “Somebody got his ass already” 😂🤣

  • @CarlPatterson235
    @CarlPatterson235 2 года назад +135

    The only disappointment was the fact that this wasn’t an hour special. This was very good. Loved it!

  • @khiaratt
    @khiaratt 8 месяцев назад +4

    I love stand up comedy, its therapy, story time, counselling and lecture all at once

  • @cylershaw7701
    @cylershaw7701 2 года назад +6

    “She’s gonna be gorgeous” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @MeatSauceLova
    @MeatSauceLova 2 года назад +115

    I know for a fact Darius held back on a lot of these jokes lmaooo. Crowd wouldn't get it

  • @SepaloidTV
    @SepaloidTV 2 года назад +28

    First time I ever went out my way to find a stand up comedian, dude has me fucking wheezing , shit was hilarious

  • @fredychicano654
    @fredychicano654 2 года назад +10

    The salt on the eggs 🥚 GOOD one 😅🤣 it was a realistic simple imagininative funny joke 👌🏼

  • @gammasmash1924
    @gammasmash1924 2 года назад +9

    "I had to go all the way to the Z's"
    😂😂😂

  • @drehardin
    @drehardin Год назад +2

    @8:52 All Facts.
    We sending yo ass
    home regardless 🤣

  • @monroesampson5271
    @monroesampson5271 2 года назад +5

    A natural on stage

  • @marcvince1261
    @marcvince1261 2 года назад +33

    One more great from Detroit. That city is paved in gold with all its talent. From rock to rap and activists to comedians. One day Detroit will shine like it should. Peace love and understanding is the answer. People take the power back!!

    • @elliottsmith7530
      @elliottsmith7530 2 года назад +3

      yes bro CP is low key one of my GOATS. mans just oozes hilarity....and i feel the same about STL as a city.....for real midwest has the best comics. quality and quantity.

  • @NotTodayJezus
    @NotTodayJezus Год назад +2

    “From ashley to Yolanda”😅

  • @baozer0
    @baozer0 Год назад +1

    “How could I have done that if I’m over here?” 😹

  • @rayharvest
    @rayharvest 2 года назад +8

    The best comedians are unknown 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽he deserves to be all the way international

  • @CreatedByNoriElan
    @CreatedByNoriElan 2 года назад +37

    HILARIOUS! Laughed the entire time.

  • @Christine-wu9tx
    @Christine-wu9tx Год назад +8

    DO I HAVE A NEW FAVORITE COMEDIAN?! 👀 That was perfection, I haven't been that overwhelmed with laughter since I first heard Hannibal 😅🤣

  • @MichaelTurnerComedy
    @MichaelTurnerComedy 2 года назад +36

    Darius is one of the best doing it !

  • @knighttwhitet5535
    @knighttwhitet5535 2 года назад +55

    Keep chasing ya dreams bro!! Just discovered you today and I'm definitely a fan 💯 "I got a raggedy heffa around the corner waiting on you to go to work" had me rollin!! 🤣😂🤣

  • @jefffrei4671
    @jefffrei4671 2 года назад +4

    Stroke from the Salt 🧂 😂 😹

  • @HimmyNeutron__
    @HimmyNeutron__ Год назад +2

    "Let me see that mouth" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @LuLu24Ayo
    @LuLu24Ayo Год назад +9

    Darius reminds me of a smooth combination of Dave Chappelles work and Ali Siddiqs work. I love this pacing and quality crowd attentiveness.

    • @jrob2430
      @jrob2430 8 месяцев назад

      I thought 90s Chappelle also! Back when he was unstoppable

  • @krowentheunknown7848
    @krowentheunknown7848 Год назад +3

    6:20 guy in the red shirt had a serious delayed reaction to that joke 🤣

  • @Dazzlin826
    @Dazzlin826 2 года назад +45

    It's been a while since I can crack up so loud at jokes, this guy is definitely up my alley of comedy. Love it 😂🤣😍

  • @carlthellama3435
    @carlthellama3435 7 месяцев назад +2

    “Why would you put your drink there” facts xD

  • @nikelombambo
    @nikelombambo 2 года назад +26

    Really good comic. First time seeing him. I like him. Really good timing with his delivery haha

  • @desmeisme
    @desmeisme Год назад +11

    This is one of the best comedians I’ve ever seen 😂👏

  • @untitledpornstar5530
    @untitledpornstar5530 2 года назад +14

    Funny. Especially the cat and dog comparison. Never thought of it like that before. True from my experience. Also like vs love.

    • @KUROHiTO88
      @KUROHiTO88 2 года назад +3

      "How could I have done that, if I'm over here?" Ha!

  • @JP-hj1il
    @JP-hj1il 2 года назад +10

    it's always good when you add another comic to your list to see and support. keep it thing Darius, we will see you soon brotha.

  • @williamashman1309
    @williamashman1309 Год назад +10

    He kept it real and connected, love to c him in a movie 🍿

  • @martymarl4602
    @martymarl4602 Год назад +13

    Good looking, intelligent, funny without being loud. Made to have his own show. Wish him the best

  • @TimoStaqz
    @TimoStaqz 2 года назад +6

    This dude is hilarious.

  • @tokyotrap2579
    @tokyotrap2579 Год назад +2

    As soon as he referred to one of the guys in the audience as "Dawg" I KNEW he was from Detroit!

  • @djdeadbeat3636
    @djdeadbeat3636 Год назад +2

    i love his style. he got that deon cole aura

  • @rakiawithers1441
    @rakiawithers1441 2 года назад +8

    Very funny and honest , he'll go a long way . Hopefully his career will pick up and he'll get more recognition , he definitely deserves all the accolades

  • @psbringyourpassport
    @psbringyourpassport Год назад +16

    First time hearing of this comic and he had me laughing the entire set. Definitely hope to see more of him

  • @maxeusebio8561
    @maxeusebio8561 2 года назад +14

    Awesome set! Keep it up Darius, I’ll def look up more of his stuff.

  • @PJ-lj3gm
    @PJ-lj3gm 2 года назад +8

    Thanks for sticking up for the ladies - we dont like being told to 'smile' ✌🏿

  • @randall5350
    @randall5350 2 года назад +7

    First time hearing this dude, he’s on his way !

  • @marcellusaddison6304
    @marcellusaddison6304 Год назад +14

    This dude is hilarious 😂 he is quick very crafty and subtle in fact he is building his next joke while he's telling you his current one straight Genius

  • @rhondalee15
    @rhondalee15 Год назад +5

    I haven't actually laughed out loud in a while, love this guy! He needs longer time, I'm going down the rabbit hole looking for more videos

  • @realc7777
    @realc7777 2 года назад +15

    Thank you Darius. I did laugh out loud. My favourite part was the end😂 not cause it was finished silly because the joke at the end is priceless love it. Take care guys.

  • @BondofOblivion
    @BondofOblivion Год назад +4

    That last joke killed me🤣🤣 I wish there was more

  • @GetUnrealistic
    @GetUnrealistic Год назад +3

    Bro, this is really one of the funniest sets I'v seen in a long time. Dude is funny as hell! His pace and delivery are amazing. I wasn't ready for that last joke at all lool!
    Every time the camera cut to the crowd, they were laughing nonstop.

  • @athomp2006
    @athomp2006 2 года назад +1

    Effortlessly funny.

  • @kurtedwards3213
    @kurtedwards3213 2 года назад +15

    He's going to go far this brother has talent 😁😁😁😁

  • @DoctorShaunB
    @DoctorShaunB 2 года назад +60

    Very skilled and thought out session with good story telling, I see you dodging those lasers, you do it well! Keep it up man, I won't be surprised if you end up one of the next big names in comedy.

    • @MeatSauceLova
      @MeatSauceLova 2 года назад +4

      For real. He did well holding back on some of his bits.

  • @andrewdesormeau8417
    @andrewdesormeau8417 2 года назад +4

    Detroit babe, Vernor and Michigan Ave , we real Peep's halla if ya hear me. !!!!😎🤘

  • @dcoleman4444
    @dcoleman4444 Год назад +4

    This was the first time I've seen him. He was really funny and I loved his style and delivery.

  • @CollectiveDivineChanneledMesgs
    @CollectiveDivineChanneledMesgs 2 года назад +5

    HILARIOUS.!! First time hearing his stand-up.!! Amazing. Ready for more.!

  • @joel642
    @joel642 2 года назад +5

    Dude dressed and looking like rallo from Sanford and son.. Great set too! First time hearing you I'm a fan now

  • @sammontiforte7472
    @sammontiforte7472 2 года назад +4

    Great delivery for sure. His comedy is original and universal.

  • @mrmidnight8975
    @mrmidnight8975 2 года назад +1

    4:04 the sync in which the legs were folded 👌

  • @cheeseheadfiddle
    @cheeseheadfiddle Год назад

    Very genuine. Best comics have a human connection that draws you in along with being funny and having the great timing.
    So good.

  • @internetjunkie3
    @internetjunkie3 2 года назад +42

    I appreciate you realizing the creepiness of being told to smile. -A woman

  • @therealesttoolyjones
    @therealesttoolyjones 2 года назад +16

    Please keep going, this was such a tight set 🔥

  • @brandonWilliams-yr4re
    @brandonWilliams-yr4re 2 года назад +1

    Nahh “lemme see that mouth” is crazyyy 😂

  • @reginalddithapo7922
    @reginalddithapo7922 4 месяца назад +1

    I love how socially awkward he is , it just adds to the delivery😂

  • @LunganiMemo
    @LunganiMemo Год назад +3

    Another hidden gem, you got yourself a new fan Darius

  • @TB-pl5dm
    @TB-pl5dm 2 года назад +12

    This was great he was hilarious 😂😂😂 from start to finish 👍🏾

  • @iles9411
    @iles9411 2 года назад +4

    Gotta help this man blow up, comedy will be pleased forreal

  • @marcusg9415
    @marcusg9415 Год назад +5

    Dude is mad funny. I look forward to his next set.

  • @shitbag.
    @shitbag. Год назад +4

    I never want these to end.

  • @vl2100
    @vl2100 2 года назад +4

    needed this laugh he provided... one of my favorite comedians now

  • @Caribbean_King
    @Caribbean_King 2 года назад +11

    This is a great set! I hope to get there one day... But first, I gotta finish this degree!!

  • @enzomthethwa5861
    @enzomthethwa5861 Год назад +7

    I would like to see how Darius performs with a black crowd. They would truly appreciate his humor.

  • @tosha0508
    @tosha0508 Год назад +5

    I've watched twice already and it's still very enjoyable

  • @pauljarrell8162
    @pauljarrell8162 Год назад +4

    Dude this guy is amazing haha

  • @bobbybethune7192
    @bobbybethune7192 Год назад

    I have never heard of him before, but now that I have watched him i will look for him again. He is really good. Laughing from beginning to the end. Peace

  • @Dennicillin
    @Dennicillin 2 года назад +1

    Another blessing from the algorithm! Really enjoyed this set.

  • @Thathoobgun
    @Thathoobgun 2 года назад +6

    7:00 - 7:15 had me in tears 🤣

  • @roderickmorrison
    @roderickmorrison 2 года назад +7

    Some damn good relationship advice from a standup. Nice!

  • @luvbig41
    @luvbig41 Год назад

    LMAO!!!! If anyone ever breaks into my car (hope they don't)........I am going to sprinkle glass on the ground. That joint funny as heck.

  • @faheemfaquir1024
    @faheemfaquir1024 Год назад +6

    Talented brother. Thank you bro! Keeping going!

  • @aaronmartinez7041
    @aaronmartinez7041 Год назад +10

    This guy is talented keep grinding and perfect your craft , funniest shit I’ve seen in a while

  • @matthewfornear4076
    @matthewfornear4076 Год назад +4

    what a set. that shit went ice cold for a second when you brought up sexuality and you swam through it like an astronaut without a helmet coming back to the space station and slam dunked it. i hope to see you for many years

  • @Middy3
    @Middy3 2 года назад +2

    Dude is super laid back and super funny

  • @atobee2595
    @atobee2595 Год назад +2

    Man! the dude is so funny! First time I’ve seen him

  • @pboyiyinbor6957
    @pboyiyinbor6957 2 года назад +3

    His so good with his delivery and Every joke surprised me. 👌

  • @SaintValNSwine
    @SaintValNSwine 2 года назад +5

    I love him. He is just as funny live.

  • @definedetroit4208
    @definedetroit4208 Год назад +1

    DEEETROIT!!! We got all the gems

  • @Findpype
    @Findpype Год назад +1

    This is pure gold holy crap