i read Drake's poetry book and it's daylight robbery
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- Опубликовано: 24 июл 2023
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i read Drake's new book and it's a crime against poetry.... ATTENZIONE, PICKPOCKET
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Drake could've labeled this book "tweets & texts I never sent" bc that's what it's giving
Would've definitely been a better title.
you put more thought into this comment than drake did into the whole book
legendary comment
I died out of laughter 😂😂😂😂
and a bunch of cheesy pick-up lines hahaha
Drake dedicating this book to all the dogs should be considered a form of animal cruelty.
I feel like it says dogs because they wouldn't let him say the word for a female dog (the b word)
@@GreiH i feel like it’s more a reference to his upcoming rnb album which is dedicated to his “day ones” aka the people that were there before he switched to doing only rap
It is definitely a nod to his next album and IDK if by dogs he meant his 'dawgs' but yeah.... it was.... a choice....
Omg wait😂😂 Im dying
Definitely true
This is the poetry equivalent of “grown men will think a thought you thought when you were 10, call it enlightenment and start a podcast”
The moment Joe Rogan fired up his mic, anyone could make a podcast
I swear to god not a single men on this planet knows what poetry is☠ im convinced
I mean ocean vuong exists...
That’s an insult to 10 years olds, I wasn’t that dumb and conceited when I was that age. I’m sure most 10 yo today would run circles around these « alpha men »
@@noface3641 that's a bold, and objectively incorrect, take
“There are two kinds of women in the world: Those who like giving head and those I don’t like.” Drake being misogynistic is not surprising 🤦♀️
Literally how can he get away with that
Women like head too
That's the reality. Men gets away with everything. It's the woman whom everyone has opinions about. It's exhausting.
@@starsandsuch7778 by being a man 😅
How is this misogynistic?
"That's not a stream, that's a series of puddles at best" was a better line than any of the 'poetry' in this book - great video as always!
I know, that was great!
Jack i genuinely feel bad for every second you wasted on this poem. I couldn’t get past the first word.
Fortunately it doesn't seem to have many sentences anyway
@@yomismo74 😭😭
@@yomismo74 😹😹
please don't call this a poem
my brother bought this book and the speed at which my jaw dropped when i saw that there were three words on each page should be studied by scientists
That is actually too funny
Im sorry but your brother should be studied by scientists.
I did not believe for a second any real human other then those reviewing the book, bought it☠ is your brother real? And if not, does he need help?
@@noface3641 he said he did it just to support drake, but i can not FATHOM buying something from one of my favorite artists that they really have no expertise in and cough up $11 just because they’re them
@@noface3641I mean if the brother is not real, you should be asking “do you need help” instead?
"One sided beef is not beef, its chicken" kinda goes hard😂😂😂
I don't know if Drake is really the guy to be commenting on one-sided beef considering how he ducked out on the beef with Pusha T
😂😂😂
The way I busted out laughing after hearing Jack read that
what does it mean? pls i rly wanna know 🥲
@@downlikesixthirty5801 To me it was funny because he's right in that one-sided beef (having grievances against or fighting with another person) isn't really beef. But as some people might think of chicken as being the opposite to beef (the meat product), to Drake it is therefore chicken. So there's a humorous contrast between his valid or even potentially insightful critique and this absurdist conclusion. Thought it was kind of clever and actually got a laugh out of me too.
"More lines at a drake party than in this book" Jack that was FOUL I love it
What does it mean ?
@@justemoi7610 drugs
@@ollyboston58 OOOOH okay. Thanks
"It's just when you see them written down in black and white on a piece of paper, you really start to consider all the trees that died for this."
Those $68 bringing out the savage in you 💀
Such a good line😂
How the hell I keep going to comment where the speaker says the same thing as the comment at the same time.
@@seductiveraven4895yeah how did you even do that lol?
@@claire4212 pure luck
😂❤
"is the poetry collection in the room with us" absolutely K.O'd me
Lana Del Rey took years to release her poetry book. Literal years.
Okay the poetry was so bad but this video was hilarious so props to jack
Where was the poetry?
@@scr3am273It starts right here 9:00
@@scr3am273Jack’s video about this book was more poetic 🤌🏼
Not Jack getting 2 copies. That’s basically a punishment because who would want that book on the resale market?
He should resell it before everyone is clued up on the contents 😂
Who wouldn't want a book with Jack Edwards' tear stains?😂😂
Maybe they’re only 2 copies, so when someone finally purchased one, they decided to send the other too as there won't be a second person who would buy it.
I mean, he did leave you enough white space to annotate this masterpiece…
😂So thoughtful
But really, what is there to annotate? 😭
You have to write the poetry 💀
@@historiareiss1100it was supposed to be a diy poetry book all along. He just gave you examples!
It could be a sick sketchbook tho with all the blank pages. 😂
That's what I was thinking too
I would literally reuse it as a notebook, but only after covering it with a newspaper or some other opaque material.
Genius hahaha
i feel so sorry to all the trees wasted for these books. like if I was a tree and I found out that I would succumb to having drake’s slobber printed on my dead limbs, I would shrivel up and die right there as a last attempt to protect my dignity
"drake's slobber" HELP 😂😂
😂😂😂
There is something to be said about an artist who is so rich that nobody can say "no."
But why though
Omg I'd say no faster than light. People should really start having principles. Like, any of them
I guess you could use this as a journal or a sketchbook or something. That way at least the trees didn't die in vain.
Nah. They died in vain.
just painting over the cover and over like the one line of text on the page could work
he had to keep the poetry collection short and easy to read so the young girls he's into could understand
Lmfaaoo
good LORD lmao
THIS COMMENT AGED LIKE FINE WINE MAY I TELL YOU
"I hear police sirens in the distance, at least tonight one of us is a wanted man." Okay why does that actually go hard
Who would want that though??
So corny 😂
Lame
Maybe cuz Drake can relate to it, him being into young girls and all.
"Dude that's not a stream, that's a series of puddles at best" 😂
“You really start to consider all the trees that died for this.” This cracked me up and later even made me contemplate , such a sad state of affairs 🙂 Jack’s one liners never miss!
I loved how your improvised poem was way better that his book (it honestly made me laugh). It’s insane what celebs do for money🤦🏻♀️
the "If you're reading this it's too late" joke was 11/10
actually god tier
😂😂😂 I am not even a native English speaker, but I am 100% sure I can right deeper poetry than this😂😂
Write* and yeah i feel the same honestly 😂
my heart breaks for all the trees that died for this
My thoughts exactly 😭😭😭
I am already cackling at "to all the dogs, not EVEN a specific dog" 🤣🤣
I sincerely feel like someone looked at his notebook of song lyric ideas and said you can publish this and Drake said Yes.
Drake and poetry in the same sentence sounds like an oxymoron, ngl :))
I mean not really, some of his songs are pretty poetic. Just a shame this book proves they were most definitely not wrote by him 😂
Check his lyrics he is poetic
@@arirose8796lmao you need read poetry
@@nileverdeen3797 lmao no
@@nileverdeen3797most rap is poetry tbf
Cardi B and Meg Thee Stallion in ‘WAP’ are better poets in my opinion.
high bar tbf
HELP the "poetry" sounds like those pinterest caption ideas im dying
The fact that how bad this is speaks for itself lol like Jack didn't really need to break down why it's bad and explain his motives like usual, he just read the book to us! 😂
"you really start to consider the trees that died for this" is why i love jack
The way I CACKLED at the dedication part LMAO
I feel so sorry that he wasted his money on this. But I haven't laughed this hard, with tears, in a long time. This is comedy gold. 😂
this is actually gold yeah
A 5 minute audiobook.
And it's not even a kids' picture book. 🤯
my cousin almost bought this book, im glad I just sent her this video
This video is almost twice as long as it takes to read this book which should really just tell you everything you need to know about it 💀💀
I’ve 100% seen that “my therapist told me…” PoEm in someone’s tweet before😂 Jack, I’m truly sorry that you spent money on this garbage, but I also don’t feel that bad because we received this treat of a video as a result of your suffering🙈
the perfect book for my goodreads reading challenge
All your Drake referenced puns were absolutely amazing😂
'Is the poetry collection in the room with us?' 💀💀💀
Celebrity’s need to stick to what there famous for
I mean there are definitely some musical artists who could write a poetry book (I.e. Singer, songwriters) but drake isn’t one of those musical artist
Rap is a form of poetry so you could say he is. But that reflects badly on his music more than anything lol.
@@oliviaspring9690Taylor swift definitely needs to release a poetry book. (Actually technically she did with reputation the “why she disappeared” poem)
@@nashgilbert13yes I need this so much
Songs are a form of poetry some artists are just better than others 😅
I love how the only minute where you say anything nice is the minute you start talking about squarespace, you use your energies righteously.😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Poetic injustice
You can use the second one as a journal now, as it is mostly blank😂
taylor swift writing "in my feelings more than drake" is more accurate than this whole book, lyrically
Hi Jack. Just wanted to say Thank you for introducing me to my favourite books. That's the simplest way I can put it. Thank you
This feels like he just had a notebook of lines he thought were cool and wanted to use in a song, but never was able to incorporate into one, so he just released the notebook as is and called it poetry.
i’ve been waiting so long for jack to post! amazing timing again!! love the vid as always ⭐️
Kinda intrigued what Jack thinks of the BTS book? Considering it's unique creation with the QR codes and Anton Hur on translation too!
"started from the bottom, now we're here... still at the bottom" 😭😭😭😭
I love Jack's humor, this whole video had me laughing out loud
I love your reviews Jack so much and I always go by your reviews so much ❤
Jake’s video about the book is longer than the Drake’s poetry book!
Hey Jack! Wanted to let you know about the Philadelphia Bookstore Map, which was just released! It was a grassroots effort to create a map that shows all the bookstores in Philly--could be a fun video idea whenever you're in the US again!
jack what are you doing giving us your poetry for free and not making us pay 2$ per minute???
the way that you’ve convinced me to buy the book because i’m always in need of a laugh
this is literally the best book content i've watched this month
Just love your videos jack
SO EXCITED!!😊
I loveeee this video Jack is so so funny!
He even failed at trying to pull a Rupi Kaur 💀
More content like this plz…i love jack savagery
Needed a video from you todayyy
why are these just bars from certified lover boy😭 just feels like random lines from songs that prolly didnt make the cut lmaoo
"😐 feminism" I DIED LAUGHING OMG...
Jack your reviews make life worth living😂😂
Thnx a lot
someone needs to start making a Jack Ben Edwards quote book this guy's humour is on fireeeee
The poetry collection is the friends we made along the way
your deadpan delivery of the lines was the best
You know it's bad when the nicest guy on the internet starts roasting
I feel so bad for all the trees 😢
This is brilliant, made my day
Omg. SCATHING! Love it!!
But if the pages are quite empty that means you didn’t use your money for nothing. You can actually paint inside. Or write your thoughts. Or anything.
this video just made my day
This video was straight up high comedy. Thank you Jack for 10 minutes of pure unbridled laughter. (I too am a drake fan but wow just wow).
I wasn't expecting to laugh this much, thanks jack!
I laughed so hard after so long !! Too good a review
Jack hit the jackpot (pun intended) with purchasing 2 copies of this book. Now, he has the entire print run at home.
What are the chances this book is ALSO ghostwritten??
To think all that paper went into making such waste, damn wow I feel physical pain.
😭
Man you're so funny keep posting ❤️❤️❤️🍼
the title is too good, i clicked instantly
STOP! That t-shirt is SO CUTE!!
This made me feel more confident about my poetry so thank you drake🙏🙏
68 dollars??? Ouch
I love no plot no vibe books thanks for this Aubrey
I personally think it's quite bold of Drake to say, "my talents include a pen" and then publish this😂💀
Snaps for your poetry at the end 🫰🫰🫰
Jack. Just for you, I watched the whole ad sponsor and clicked the link. You deserve it.
I would use one of those 2 books as a journal, erasing the sentences so I could use the whole page
What a perfect segue into the sponsor mention, 10/10
Hey Jack! Loved this video (I am definitely not purchasing this poetry (??) book i fear)! Also maybe you could do a video on "Books that Barbie/Ken Would Read"? Just a silly little idea I feel like you'd have a fun time with it!
you really got into it at the end
This is the content I subscribed for 😂
THE POETRY AT THE END HIT
Trees died for this💀
Saying one of Jacks youtube videos is better than all Netflix comedy series combines is an understatement