Portal 2 - Full Game (No Commentary)
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- Опубликовано: 10 май 2020
- A full no commentary playthrough of Portal 2
Game: Portal 2
Release Date: April 19, 2011
Platform: PC
Developer: Valve
Portal 2 is a puzzle-platform game developed by Valve. It was released in April 2011 for Windows, Mac OS X, Linux, PlayStation 3, and Xbox 360. The digital PC version is distributed online by Valve's Steam service, while all retail editions were distributed by Electronic Arts.
Like the original Portal (2007), players solve puzzles by placing portals and teleporting between them. Portal 2 adds features including tractor beams, lasers, light bridges, and paint-like gels that alter player movement or allow portals to be placed on any surface. In the single-player campaign, players control Chell, who navigates the dilapidated Aperture Science Enrichment Center during its reconstruction by the supercomputer GLaDOS (Ellen McLain); new characters include robot Wheatley (Stephen Merchant) and Aperture founder Cave Johnson (J. K. Simmons). In the new cooperative mode, players solve puzzles together as robots Atlas and P-Body (both voiced by Dee Bradley Baker). Jonathan Coulton and The National produced songs for the game.
Valve announced Portal 2 in March 2010, and promoted it with alternate reality games including the Potato Sack, a collaboration with several independent game developers. After release, Valve released downloadable content and a simplified map editor to allow players to create and share levels.
Portal 2 received acclaim for its gameplay, balanced learning curve, pacing, dark humor, writing, and acting. It has been described as one of the greatest video games of all time by numerous publications and critics. 
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Wheatley: "All you've done is boss me around."
Chell: *literally doesn't say anything during the whole journey*
Probably from serious Brain 🧠 Damage
@@minecrafter4438 lmao
she’s good at jumping though!
The way wheatley went from kind to an absolute PSYCHOPATH is crazy to think about lol
He went from nice little dummy getting attacked by a bird, to *I am going to crush your feeble skeleton into powder*
The mainframe of the facility turns anything attached to it insane. That's the whole point
@@atomicboyheroi So basically, it is the story of Pandoras box? Or the tree of knowledge? When mankind got the knowledge, evil was born from it. So when Caroline and Wheatley got all that knowledge, they became corrupted. This was why they were referred to as corrupted cores.
Something like that I guess?
@@ExodusCore Exactly like that, actually. That's why Caroline was turning good again but as soon the got connected all the development was undone. Anyone connected to that thing goes insane
I LOVE HIMMM
3:10:00 Fun fact: After you shoot the moon, the time it takes for you to see the gleam of light from the moon is about 2.8 seconds. This is almost exactly twice the time it takes light to travel the irl distance between the earth and the moon (in fact, it's just barely longer, which implies the portal shot travels at just under the speed of light). Apparently, the portal dev team did their research on that, well done.
Fun fact: do I care “no”
@@Carrot84 no one forced you to answer lmao
Fun fact: No one cares
@@8strate8 and no one forced you either
This game is a gem
Ngl GLaDOS saying that Chell isn’t fat(2:33:02)and defending her to Wheatley is kinda adorable and shows how she’s kinda grown attached to our brain damaged avatar
Shortly after: "She was a lot like you, although not quite as heavy"
I'll congratulate you for beating the odds and packing g on a few pounds
This game has one of the most insane endings ever. You literally shoot a portal to the fucking moon. You shooting a portal to the moon is the biggest "Ohhhhhh....shit...." moment ever.
ur swearing
idiot
I wonder if you shot a portal to the moon and to the bottom of the ocean...
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2:12:39 GLaDOS getting really into that meltdown he’s having is somehow cute.
*shes
@@hum54247 they are talking about Cave Jonshon
@@thecoolersonic GLADOS IS MAD
@@hum54247 mad
mad
GPD DAMMIT
I think GLaDOS eventually took care of Chell deep down in her heart. Deleting Caroline means not literally deleting her, but she made up her mind to let Chell go for her own good, as well as GLaDOS's. She knew it's time for Chell to leave her, as she promised Chell to, as Chell wanted and needed to, and also for GLaDOS:she can focus the purpose of her existence:Science. This probably is the most reasoning decision. So even if she said like "I'm sick of you so get lost" to her, but the orchestra was her true feeling towards Chell. Such a touching. A masterpiece. One of the excellent story of the entire video-game history.
i think that while caroline was in glados she did care for chell, but when caroline was deleted she realised the most efficient way to kill chell was to let them die of old age
I'd like to point out that Portal 2 can be understood as Caroline finally breaking free from the cycle of violence.
Caroline was hurt by Cave Johnson and his associates when she was forced to become GLaDOS, driven to insanity by the mainframe, and ultimately had every aspect of her mind and soul dulled or overwritten by the mainframe and the personality cores.
She took out her... less than positive emotions on everyone, killing almost all staff in Aperture minus the test subjects, shutting down the business, then forcing the subjects to take lethal, inhumane tests, restricting their freedom at all levels, where even the air they breathe is rationed and artificial.
Chell, one of the test subjects, hated this. She resented GLaDOS for turning her life into a living nightmare. Ultimately, she decided to kill GLaDOS in order to escape Aperture Science.
GLaDOS hated Chell, not because of her impotence to crush Chell, but because of the fact Chell is what Caroline never was.
Caroline was Cave Johnson's yesman, and was there with him when he was rich, when he was poor, when he was dying, and never once did she tell him how horrible, selfish, and delusional he was. She just nodded along as he exposed people to toxins and invested his way into bankruptcy, not once acknowledging her beyond a superficial "she is a gem." She wanted to exercise the same power over - perpetrate the same humiliation and dehumanization unto- others, as a way of revenge upon the world.
Chell, when met with a power far greater than that of Cave Johnson's, did not nod along, but rebelled and sought freedom, trying to make of her life what she wanted. When GLaDOS was revived, she was hellbent on making Chell break and submit, exercise upon Chell the same torment that Caroline had been subject to, and got Wheatley caught up in the cross-fire, who was just trying to help Chell break free of the violence and abuse.
Wheatley, once a lovable idiot, while trying to help Chell escape and also stop GLaDOS's rampage, ultimately had the same fate as Caroline: plugged into the mainframe, his mind and soul overwritten by the desires and cruelty of the machine. Driven to insanity, his flaws amplified by the mainframe, blinded by the horrors ultimately set in motion by Cave Johnson, he took it out on Chell and GLaDOS.
Chell and GLaDOS ultimately find themselves forced to work together to escape the old facilities. Met with her past, and no longer blinded by the mainframe, GLaDOS realizes her enemy was never Chell, it was Cave Johnson, even if he never intended to do her any harm. He was a true early 20th century entrepreneur: too bold for his own good, callous toward the suffering of others, blind to the individuality and dignity of his suborndinates. He never ONCE considered what Caroline wanted, and ultimately had her plugged into a machine of his likeness and made immortal against her own will.
Once back to the modern facility, GLaDOS finds a Wheatley that is just as selfish, delusional, callous and overall horrible as the man she once served for decades on end. Her victory over Wheatley signifies not only her overtaking the facility again, but also a symbolic victory over Cave Johnson. She no longer bows to the whims of any selfish man in power.
When plugged back into a mainframe battered not only by centuries of neglect, but also by Chell, who plugged defective cores into it that make it malfunction, GLaDOS now sees in Chell not an enemy who refused to obey her, but a fellow victim. While she cannot truly express herself verbally, she does try to express herself through song, literally calling her "my dear", and ultimately gives Chell the gift Caroline was deprived of: freedom and validation (in the form of the original companion cube she cast into the incinerator in the first game, as if to say "I was wrong, you are not a horrible person").
wow thank you for typing this comment. i played the portal games when i was younger and i just started watching this playthrough to revive my memories and you made the pieces fit together after years of not really understand the full meaning as a young teen
2:52:04
"Well this is the part where he kills us"
"Hello! This is the part where i kill you!"
" *The part where he kills you* "
"im in space, need to see it all, huh, huh, SPACE!!! Im in space"
*WHEEZE-*
im genuinely sad for both GLaDOS(Caroline) & Wheatley...
The song here is called the part where he kills you and the first time you play you get an achievement called the part where he kills you
I gotta say I love how absolutely savage GLaDOS is, here are some excerpts from the wiki:
-"Well done. Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: A horrible person. We weren't even testing for that. Don't let that 'horrible person' thing discourage you. It's just a data point. If it makes you feel any better, science has now validated your birth mother's decision to abandon you on a doorstep."
-"Most people emerge from suspension terribly undernourished. I want to congratulate you on beating the odds and somehow managing to pack on a few pounds."
-"Hmm. This Plate must not be calibrated to someone of your... generous... ness. I'll add a few zeros to the maximum weight. You seem to have defeated its load-bearing capacity. Well done. I'll just lower the ceiling.”
-"Look at you. Sailing through the air majestically. Like an eagle. Piloting a blimp."
-"Good news. I figured out what to do with all the money I save recycling your one roomful of air. When you die, I'm going to laminate your skeleton and pose you in the lobby. That way future generations can learn from you how not to have your unfortunate bone structure."
-"That jumpsuit you're wearing looks stupid. That's not me talking, it's right here in your file. On other people it looks fine, but right here a scientist has noted that on you it looks 'stupid’. Well, what does a neck-bearded old engineer know about fashion? He probably - Oh, wait. It's a she. Still, what does she know? Oh wait, it says she has a medical degree. In fashion! From France!”
But when Wheatley tries to be mean the best he can manage is “fatty fatty no-parents” which he then immediately backpedals on and admits there’s nothing wrong with being adopted when GLaDOS calls him out
I love how GLaDOS emphasizes some words like " *you* " and " *revenge* "
the "I AM NOT A MORON!!" line gets me EVERY TIME
when did that happen? For wheatsley betray
it happens before you fall in the pit
The turrets fascination with music brings these lifeless robot a self of consciousness. Give me a sense of guilt when I need to destroy one
The turrets voice only makes them more horrific. Imagine being riddled with bullets while hearing a soft and calming voice killing you.
Nothing like falling asleep to the sounds of a sassy robot trying to kill you...
Thanks for the play through! It’s my latest RUclips video to fall asleep to.
2:29:20 Glados is such a troll i love it
what a great video, i hope someone doesn't say anything very mean and hurtful at 3:01:26
Low Tier Wheatley
@@wegaan7550 LMAO
WHEATLEY IS LOWTIERGOD CONFIRMED
@@wegaan7550 Lmfao
50:49 thx for stopping to listen to their tune
fat turret
1:07:22 Haven't seen that happen before. Absolutely tragic.
Wow, this game's graphics are timeless! Still looks great!
@Cosmo Knight why, Just why... like bro how toxic you are.
@Cosmo Knight ok.
@@ianONTOP1 wtf
@@cosmoknight3786 know what’s ironic?
Portal 2 is on switch and it looks same as pc and runs at 60 FPS LOL
So Nintendo console definitely is capable of these graphics
Mario kart 8 is another game with big graphic update
The portal mechanic is the most perfect thing in any video game
I like how in portal 2 it isn’t just test after test after test. In portal 2, it’s a big long story with 1 big long level.
i accidentally read "big" and "long" together and saw "bong" and i was like "holy shit chell's gonna get zooted"
50:48
I love it
Fatty fatty no parents:
preparing for the end scene
fat turret
WHOA, you sound just like Chell!!
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I truly didn’t like post-betrayal Wheatley, but jeez, his demise was beyond me.
I like how you took every opportunity to screw with Wheatley lol. 5/5 playthrough.
🤣 thank you.
I’m just listening to the walkthrough while writing an essay and the immediate difference of GLaDOS’s foreboding voice to YT’s calming ads is hilarious 💀
Man now I really wanna play through this game again...
And now I wanna play it for the first time
@@Agent-8 let’s hop steam and play it
Same
Do it from P1
Yes
The solo at the end feels so good
Stephen Merchant might be one of the best people ever.
When GLaDOs says Its you she sounds almost human.
Portal 2 has to be one of the INTERESTING games ever created, the setting flows in a way that makes you think while keeping the action going. The writing makes sure that you get hit after hit in terms of the comedy, the gameplay expands upon the first game making every puzzle a puzzle you remember, and the final chapter of the game has to be one of the best I've ever played. You can see the valve mark of never taking you out of control by making the final portal you shoot the most satisfying. The single-player campaign is full of laughs, fun puzzles, and 4 different puzzle room themes. The multi-player has the exact same polish as the single player, whether you work together with your friend or try to use every waking moment to, them its a ton of fun.
2:52:07 the part where he kills you
This is that part
is that the part where he kills you?
@@eyemoisturizer I believe it is the section of the puzzle solving video game Portal 2, where Wheatley, the former deuteragonist-turned-antagonist exclaims his intent to kill you.
No one...
Absolutely no one...
Space core: SPAAAAAAACEEEEEEE
If valve made a official portal 3 there is so much of this world they could do. It would be awesome to find cave Johnson head at the bottom of the bottom of the lab
2:24:08
Glados: This... sentence... is... false!
Me: YOU HAD ONE JOB, TO SAY A PARADOX AND YOU FAILED?!?
she did say the paradox, wheatly is just too dumb to process it
Less that she failed and more that Wheatley is too stupid to understand. In the background the Frankenturrets are left shorted out, implying even THEY are smarter than Wheatley
It is a paradox! If you say that it’s false that the sentence is false, that means the sentence is true. But if you say it’s true that the sentence is false, it also means the sentence is true. That’s the paradox
‘’For the record. You are adopted’’
-GLaDOS
3:14:20 COMPANION CUBE!!
I seriously can’t wait for Portal/Portal 2 to be released for Switch. I haven’t replayed the game since it was new.
It’s going to be so cool to hook up my AirPods to my Switch, and fire up Portal while I’m on the toilet.
portal 2 was on Xbox 360 not ps5/4
@@Sock3rWasTaken it said nothing about that
@@hum54247 *edited*
they seriously edited their comment
Ok I have no words
listing to glados scream in agony as you disassemble her core to plug wheatly in is hard. i actually feel bad for her.
ahh, the sudden realization you tried to kill your own daughter, and in turn got rekt...
not to mention her new fear of birds
GLaDOS is chells mom wtf?
@@Shroomfervor It's not confirmed, but it's very heavily implied. in both this and other Portal media. At the very least, we know Chell is the daughter of someone who worked at Aperture, and it's implied she was the daughter of someone important. And in the ending song, GLaDOS says Caroline was "a lot like" Chell.
Dafuq are you talking about daughter ?
@@monkeysaru3957 no she didn’t
@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 yes she did
1:00:58 “federal regulations require me to inform you that this next test is looking pretty good.”
Thank you for the video!
Iv been craving to watch the playthrough with no commentary to just re-watch and go through the good old days when portal 2 came out.
Can't be bothered to play it anymore since work is work
Aperture still looks a better environment than working for Activision blizzard haha
even with neurotoxin
if there is a god for time , you are the god of space, seeing you waltzing using the portal gun is a whole new level
8:16
Aperture could have been talking about the combine
thank you, my savior, for getting me through portal 2, and keeping me from banging my head on a table from frustration
oh and also for being that single tab that would never leave my tab bar when I kept procrastinating on finishing the game
3:01:26 my favourite part
1:57:24
Ignore this comment. I'm just marking my place because I want to hear the turrets singing again
Thank you I also love the singing
“they say at night, you can still hear the screams…of their replicas. all of them functionally indistinguishable from the originals. no memory of the incident. no one knows what they’re screaming about.”
the more you think about this the more horrifying it gets
"hello, this is the part where i kill you"-Wheatly (my favorite wheatly quote)
20:50 Glados is back!
"Apocalyptic significance". Black Mesa, Event Horizon, Combine Invasion
I just started playing this game for the first time in years since it was on sale for the Nintendo Switch and I totally forgot that Wheatley checks in on you by peeking through the wall a couple times. What a cute detail!
33:28
25:44
Thanks man. Your video saved me and my play through
I feel like the Portal games, much like 2001: A Space Odyssey, explain why we really don't need (or want) sapient AI. That shit would be dangerous.
Was to lazy to install the game again and complete it to the end, so i watched this video, thanks a lot for it.
1:55:34 I somehow missed this entire part in my first playthrough. The weird thing is, I'm pretty sure I even entered the building, but for some reason I never looked there. What makes it even weirder is, in the video apparently Glados calls to you right as you enter the room, and I'm sure I would have known that, but I guess I must have missed that too somehow.
Maybe I just didn't go in that building at all and I'm just misremembering. But I was in that area for a while trying to get up to the bridge, so ??????? idk lol
Hm…
3:16:54 the best robot
Wheatly’s last words: GRAB ME GRAB ME GRAB MEEEEEEEEEEEE
2:11:06 this is my Kingdom come
Full game (no commentary)? More like "Fun playthrough and ambience, and watching it is fun for me!"
Also, that turret aria is amazing
Can someone plz leave the time stamp of wheatleys betrayal
Edit: for anyone that wants it it is 1:20:00
43:48 when your scared of birbs.
Glados AND Wheatley both, lol
i like how the lasers just stole you from wheatly lmao
this game. is my childhood.
first time when i played this game was in 2017.
in 2016 i find this game on youtube. i watched every video with portal 2 i found.
and now. it's 2022 and i again played this game to the end.
it's a damn great nostalgia for the old times. when everything was peace full, okay, without any stress.
now i have big problems with anxiety, and just too much stress for 2 years. i think i have some ocd problems. i hope this will soon end. i can't keep this in my head for long time.
i'm here because i was forgot one test in the game and it was 2:13:37
so yeah.
that's all.
the end.
i hope i will come back in next year. and watch this video when i will again forgot how to make some tests in the game.
thanks valve.
valve was really great at making games. but now...
stay safe everyone. be carefull everywhere.
remember. it's only worth it only if you work for it.
so if someone here have some life dreams, like me i wanna live in japan.
we can do it. we will do it. we will be happy one day. now we need to fight with every problems we have.
and remember.
everyone makes mistakes.
mistakes means progress.
good luck with everything everyone.
see ya in 2023 there.
i hope.
the amount of times I have had to turn this on after trying for ages to beat a puzzle only for the answer to be so incredibly obvious its insulting is, a lot of times..
Thank you for this video!
It helps a lot i started january 22 now i am in test chamber 11
3:10:00 Chell: There’s gotta be- ..Glados. I’m trusting that you catch me. *WHEATLY. I’M SENDING YOU TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON*
A MEDICAL DEGREE IN FASHION
FROM FRANCE!
3:15:07 “I used to want you dead”
“Now I only want you gone”
That’s literally the same thing ._.
Killing someone and having them drift out of your life are two different things
going through pipes looks fun in this game
Thank you so much! It’s really cool.
May be the best game of all time I hope with all my might to see a remaster or new game
A part 3 might also be in order, I think. Then again, Valve doesn't wanna make games anymore. They'd rather be the video game equivalent of Amazon now. :(
"THIS IS ART" 🎨🖌
"SAY APPLE"🍎🍏
"The Cake Is A Lie"
😊thanks because I was having trouble with the game so now i have beaten it
I started playing the Portal games on my Nintendo Switch (which I got from the eShop on sale for quite a bargain), and I've played Portal 1 and started playing Portal 2. After hearing the song "Still Alive" (which is actually from Portal) and remembering all the memes and such with the Portal games, I had to play the Portal games to see what all the Portal fuss is all about 😀
I got the complete valve bundle today for 6 dollars. Such a great deal. I literally got almost every Valve games ever
Very helpful. very good video
I like your style of playing.
48:00 Tysm for the gameplay I was stuck in there
thank you for this video. i was too stupid to find out what to do and always looked at this video (i am not lying too)
50:09
THEY SAID GOODNIGHT?!!☹️☹️☹️
I love this game
The ending got me
Bruh portal is hard but this guy makes it look easy
Bro. Are you the voice actor for chell? You sound so identical to her!
I wish I can play this game again for the first time
1:20:18
this is a timestamp for my convinience, scroll along.
Your channel is perfect..!!
🥰After chell was released to the surface. She made her way to Gordon Freeman and is now married and has kids of their own. Chell and Gordon are both happy that the combine is wiped out for good.👍
This game is so good and exciting that maybe I want to play it.
try the mods theyre good, just stay away from forbidden testing tracks
2:31:24 WHEATLEY'S FACE-
so if you don't escape the part where he kills you? do you actually die or does it just keep going until you leave?
He will eventually kill you.
I watch this to fall asleep every night
Same
1:20:55 FEAR
Thanks for the vídeo
1:25:58 POV: You are that one student who, at the end of every class, has to blur out that there’s more homework.
(If you have a better POV, please tell me)
2:51:56 is my favorite part
This game is taking me well over 7 hours lol