I love how this core throws you under the bus immediately but seems like he actually likes doing stuff with you and views you as an actual partner in making the turret
@@Bushmills21 tbh he has done voices in so many shows and movies, i really doubt he needs to look for work, he just does whatever seems fun and diverse to him
At the end, I REALLY love the flawless cut of Johnson going "Hey hey HEY! I can't talk over the sound of you shooting me!" Then he recounts what he spoke about, and flawlessly continues...
i remember hearing that that type of code was being developed by valve while developing hl2 but it had come out too soon and they couldn't implement it, but they could add it into hl: lost coast, when you shoot a seagull the fisherman will berate you for killing it, then go back to what he was saying. EDIT: example: ruclips.net/video/C4TC8r2NGHQ/видео.html
It's almost like Valve has captured the most hilarious writers, gifted programmers, brilliant musicians that ever made games....and have them trapped, working in a salt mine somewhere, only letting them use time to make a game on their coffee break.
more like the Writers, Musicians, Programmers and Artists are allowed to do whatever, and if it doesn't result in a product, that's fine, they can just move on to the next thing. It's why they "don't make games anymore;" they do but there doesn't seem to be much pressure to actually put a product out. Add in the fact that valve never releases things unless it's "finished" (if you don't believe me consider the fact that they have a habit of throwing things out and starting over- HL, HL2, Portal 2, TF2) and you can see why they don't really release much to the public these days.
Out of all the possible forms they could have chosen for AI Cave Johnson, they chose a fucking giant metal head in the shape of his pretending to be a stone statue. That is perfect
The thought that Cave Johnson is just burried at the bottom of the whole facility destined to live forever and the only form of entertainment is singing with turret toilets is chilling. (Hope it will be somehow in the next portal game)
Aperture scientists were ahead of their time, that thing is impressively good at redirecting any physical force directed at it. Dunno why they decided to encase Cave's head in stone.
@@ultmateragnarok8376 because they were Aperture scientists. Where as Black Mesa takes their jobs seriously yet result in disastrous consequences, Aperture kinda just bumbles around and surprisingly, even the dumb ideas work.
It’s the Praying Mantis DnA joke from p2 Edit: why do I have so many likes??? I just explained something. Edit 2: shut the hell up old me, if they like the fact I told them common knowledge let them be.
I love how we as the player keep failing at everything, even failing at killing Cave. Also the praying mantis society was hilarious and awesome and now I wanna know what that glowy green thing is
The praying mantis worship Cave Johnson and foresaw his death by toilet in the prophecies so they built that back up power source that is the thing of glowing green.
The mantis society figured out electricity from the light bulb. They created a perpetual power source for thier society. That Cave destroyed. Cave is trapped, living forever at the bottom of a hole, with a turret choir.
It was a fusion reactor. A type of super energy generator that is usually very unstable without proper housing but it seems the manti stabilized it and now it powers Cave probably for hundreds of years as a conservative estimate
So, Cave Jhonson actually didn't die, he was just abandoned after killing his engineers when he got mad while his mind was transported to a supercomputer, just like Caroline and GlaDOS... except, he acutally KEEP his own mind and... was left behind, abandoned, suffering alone. And now, according to this game events, his mind is still trapped in the supercomputer (now powered up infinetly by a probably fusion core made by a praying mantis civilization) and has connected it to the "toilet turrets" and sings with them... for eternity, in some cave in some place down underground the old Aperture facilities. (Maybe he is the reason why the turrets sing in the first place??? thought in Portal normal turrets sings and talks in feminine voices, while this old turrets sing in manly deep voices. Maybe it's just a Caroline and Jhonson thing... to sing opera songs and has transmitted to the turrets in their control... that would actually be really wholesome) Yup, that's Portal Lore for you, and i love it.
What an experience. Like seriously, what an experience. I can't believe a simple showcase of the Steam Deck's controls let us in on what happened with Cave _(not to mention, he's probably in a cave now)_ Johnson. It might not be Portal 3, but DAMN is it the closest it's ever felt in years. I hope we get more from the Portal series, but knowing Valve, yeah.
@@akjackhd5804 I'm pretty sure this takes place in one of the many alternate universes we see in the PTI. It just doesn't line up well with the events of Portal 2, with minor details being wrong.
The part with Johnson telling you to kill him sounds a lot like the Portal 2 cut content where you find Johnson in a cube. I really like how they’re making things like that still canon in a way.
@@henrynelson9301 The lead writer of portal 2 said that for the time being, this is not canon, and considering the man mantis and the mantis man, this is probably Cave Prime
This can be actually semi canon. You see somewhere in development of portal 2 there was a concept that Cave Jonson’s mind was placed into a cube and was left in the lowest point in salt mines plugged in and we killed him.
It's also (kind of) a tech demo of Source 2. I know we already got that in Alyx, but this one is the complete package in everything. Lighting, physics in small details, water etc.
So the Turrets basically started out as a defective model of a Aperture Science toilet seat, accidentally filled it with Bullets by a loose pipe filled with ammunition.
Actually, I hate to bring up Portal stories :Mel, but technically they already had Turrets before in the timeline, since Portal stories Mel was during the beginning of aperture innovators, and is canon I believe
25:21 I love how -Grady- Gary finally got that robot arm tattoo he was talking about while we were testing the Turret Mk 0.3 in the end. This is why I want Valve back, man. They pay so much attention to detail that all other developer studios wouldn't even care about. *I WANT MY HALF LIFE 3, VALVE!!!*
It’s nice seeing actual people, albeit mainly silhouettes of people, in the Aperture facility. I love the being alone in a abandoned salt mine with nothing but AIs feel of the other two portal games but this, with warmer lighting too, is a welcoming change :) I also, like every other AI introduced in portal, really like Grady. Love his no fucks given tone of speech
Mantis timeline: They discovered light They created a Civilization They created a city They created a city with mantis core Mantis core helped cave as he just want to stop Edit: damn 1k likes, bruh this isnt supposed to be funny Edit 2: ok it stopped at 1.246 likes, thanks thats enough
@@crippledanimator8197 imagine this is the combine prequel. After their city was destroyed, they modified prototype portal gun to look for a safer world. Some time later, they decide to conquer earth. They are the highest in the chain, and will never see the earth again because of work, so they just destroy it for (REDACTED)
Nah Aperture made shower curtains for the military, cave became millionare, cave invebted aperture science innovators, created a portal gun, turrets, gels and a lot of weird stuff, tested with the stuff waiting for the money to come without selling anything, cave almost ran out of money, cave boughts a lot of moon rocks and discovered they are poisonous and a really good portal conductor, he died of poisoning and was put into a giant head
@@Licht_Umbra actually the head thing is not part of the main continuity. In the infinite testing initiative a cage who survived mentioned the existence of multiverses. I assume desk job takes place in a universe where cave survives but loses his body and mind to science. The main continuity has signs that cave almost survived (the abandoned chassis in the multiplayer ending) but he most certainly didn’t. Otherwise you’re right on the money.
@@AnimatedTerror I think it could technically be possible, as we only hear of his death. I know Caroline is put into GLaDOS and not cave, though Cave could have been uploaded into the head during some top secret project or something. It is stated he was abandoned. Just someone who forgot a small chunk of portal lore adding his take though.
@@Red_Ryry don’t forget the boyband who aren’t picky when it comes to women, the parents of chell, loads of other boys, ponies, there’s a pony farm too… all down there in the pit. Definitely not a lie.
grady may have lied and pinned all the blame on us for completely fucking destroying a massive underground warehouse that may have been one of the largest on earth, but actually going through real training just to be our parole officer was really cool of him. edit: i miss him
Cave Johnson asking you to kill him is definitely inspired by Epistle 3, where Dr. Breen asks you to kill him to end his suffering edit: also holy crap just realized the ending confirmed Cave Johnson is basically.. still alive
20:34 um I think he’s already dead because of the illness he has that case him to die and they just builded a statue of him ho made the first IOS device on earth .plus where did they god the head part of the statue from ??? I mean that looks to be the head of the statue but wait am I hearing a recording device thing coming from his office ???
i love how all aperture tech seems to be musically inclined? either good, or just more likely to enjoy doing musical things (i knows its just valve having fun but still, its super cool either way, in game or irl)
I really want to believe that cave’s giant head later becomes the animal king turret. Only cave could be so confident as to become a giant leopard print robot with an army of worshipers.
Fun fact : The "Cave Johnson immortal computer" thing was supposed to be a scene in Portal 2 where you unplug the life out of Cave Johnson to go on in the level but it was removed because it was a bit dark.
It's so nice at 0:48 to finally see other people in a portal game. Back in the 70's before things went to shit. Even if they're just in the background Edit: at 26:26 you can see he fell into the sealed off 1950's lab, evidenced by the sign in the background
And cave cube from a cut version of portal 2, and the cave core from lego dimensions that got sealed behind a wall, but those technically don’t count, and technically the cave head, cave cube, and cave core are all derived from the same exact scrapped concept
its actually pretty impressive that valve chose to bring back j.k. simmons to play cave johnson again in a 30 minute long tech demo for their steam deck. gotta love their respect for the franchise still going strong
i really hope the reception of this small demo can prove that portal is worth continuing, they have the talent and a fanbase who loves what they do, this honestly feels like a proof of concept for a portal 3 game with the main villain being cave johnson: the founder of portal so much potential man
unfortunately gaben would rape any employee who dares release anything. idk why but they have internal assholes who fire anyone who tries to get anything done.
The Lore implied by this game is staggering. If we take everything we know from Portal 1 + 2, it suddenly becomes extremely tragic. If we ever do get an official Portal 3, it's going to absolutely wreck fans of the series.
@@fyodorshestakov6462 Nah dude it could of been a joke game without explicitly telling us what happend to cave jonson or any of the lore implications. This game is basically the origin story of the turret.
0:48 The number of Easter Eggs in the intro is incredible and one that I instantly noticed was the giant chicken which comes from an old portal 2 prototype where I was planning a level where due to Aperture's experimentation with chickens, we would have to fight a giant chicken as the boss of that level
Coolest thing for me that for the first time we can actually see PEOPLE. Not robots possessing minds or cyborgs. Actual Aperture workers. I wonder if we can use no clip to get a more detailed view on their models
You just got to love the writing in this, "Remember, the important thing is to have fun, otherwise it's just an add-on, it's been a really bad year" Clearly written by devs who are are little too self conscious about software development (and hardware development come to think of it)
5:12 that Mantis looks smart it's trying to start an electricity 9:56 Now it became a town 15:31 It turns into a city 25:12 Now it was destroyed because Cave Johnson's Robotic head fell
26:27 The power source is laying down next to the head as Marcos Cubilla said in a comment above, this power source is actually keeping Cave Jhonson alive.
Grady is perhaps my favorite Aperture robot ever since Wheatley came to exist in Portal 2. I hope to see more of this large handed robot-ball, eventually.
I love the small detail of the buzzer on Cave Johnson's portraits constantly blinking 'cause Cave is trying to get his employees' attention, but no one wants to go up there.
He turned over evidence to convict loan sharks, I'm guessing he used money from them to be able to afford building the toilet turret as he says he was gonna use the money from cave to pay it back or he'd be in trouble
@@netwicks1126 At the very end of the credits orchestra the record player serves a pink colored desert. Obviously looks more like a pudding, but it can be the origin of the idea nonetheless. Friends gathering around and having cake in the deepest and darkest place in Aperture.
seeing how well the game is designed then seeing all those people in the credits and knowing this game is free regardless of if you bought their device or not is why valve will always be #1 for me. meanwhile companies like activison release the same game year after year using recycled assets and over priced microtransaction in a game that's broken at launch and filled with hackers yet still wanna charge full price years after the games launch.
Yeah man, some companies release the same games every year and others release no games or they release tech demos that either require you to buy a VR headset or are a nothing with no real reason to justify their existence. Valve is such a great company.
1. this is a great way to teach inexperienced players how to control via gamepad. 2. if future games require gamepads with all the buttons and features, then many of us, including me, will need a new one.
OMG! I just realized the ending was foreshadowed by Aperture's previous tech demo, the VR Hand Lab! At the end of that game, at the bottom of the bottomless pit, you can see Cave's giant metal head!
makes you wonder how much of the half life and portal lore is/was already written but they refuse to release it to public. MOST of the "late released" Tf2 weapons were already planned at release date.
If a "simple" tech demo of the Steam Deck brought us this masterpiece playable short, i just can't imagine what Portal 3 would be like. I never loose the faith on VALVe, and i never will.
@@Paul_The_Writer Really, Valve as a whole has put a large amount of time and recourses into steam and hardware manufacturing as of late. I do believe that their IPs as a whole are important to valve, but TF2 is definitely “done”. If valve were to make something along the lines of a new TF2 update of any substance, it’d be through a new game, think TF2.5, TF:GO or something like that, not through an actual update; the code is far too spaghetti for that to be sustainable. Half Life & Portal games are however completely on the table, and given the goodwill (and by extension, Profit$) it earns them whenever they release a new one, I doubt they’re gonna stop until a proper conclusion is reached for the story. It just wouldn’t be worth it to permanently shelve them, from both a provider and consumer point of view. Valve, like all companies, needs money to function, after all they don’t want to end up like Aperture; so they put more stock in games that can sustainably make them money. TF2 is not one of those games anymore, CS:GO still is though, that’s why they put more focus on it. I still won’t forget them practically discontinuing the TF2 Comics, but I can forgive.
@@It-Will-All-Be-Okay-I-Promise True words. But come on. 5 years and nothing significant? Bots running rampant everywhere? Exploits left and right? Crappy cosmetics? Although I respect your opinion, they're not a small indie studio. They're a freaking multi-million, if not billion dollar corporation. They can surely do something else aside from updating the goddamn localisation files. And I bet all the remaining devs paid with half a bag of stale Doritos and a can of flat Pepsi have given up already. Also, if they plan to release TF2 on Source 2, then I will punch myself in the nuts and eat my socks.
@@Paul_The_Writer I mean, they COULD update TF2 for realsies, but what I mean is that from a business perspective it’s not “Sustainable”. Valve has always been a very “long term” company (investing into VR tech in like 2013 is one example of that) and part of that I believe is to focus on things that can give a sustainable profit in the long term; TF2 in its current form will not give a return, likely in the short term and long term, on the massive investment of time and money it would require to update and by extension navigate through its messy code, so it’s not sustainable and thus is discouraged by the “higher ups” (IE: people with more sway in the company). I sure as hell hope they release a TF3 or something of the sort in my lifetime, as it’s the only way they’ll make any new TF2 content, but before they do any of that I’d expect HL3/Portal3. No, I’m not joking, they probably have the story all mapped out by now so games in the “Black Mesa & Aperture” universe are being prioritized, this is also probably why they retconned cave to be alive and a big robot head in Aperture Desk Job, given the plot implications. If I’m completely and utterly off, I will ingest a leather shoe.
@@Paul_The_Writer CSGO and Dota fetch valve so much money it's obvious why they've let TF2 behind. If it had a massive esports scene too, I doubt it would be this ignored. I guess it also has to do with how valve is structured as a company.
In fact, much more was planned for that chicken, it would be the Boss of a level, a pity that now he is only there resigned somewhere underground in Aperture.
i love how cave johnson's face is very clearly a nod to the portal 2 beta where cave johnson is a cube with sentience and he asks you to unplug him and kill him, only to use his dead cube body to solve a puzzle.
I'd be fine with this being canon because the Human Cave Johnson could have actually died from Moon rock poisoning, while this Data consciousness is just simply Data of his mind, not his actual soul just like how GLaDOS is AI too. 👍
I love how this core throws you under the bus immediately but seems like he actually likes doing stuff with you and views you as an actual partner in making the turret
Throws you under the bus then trains for 18 months to become your parole officer.
It's probably because if you fail and get fired you can go home. But if he fucks up he'll probably get recycled or shut down.
While getting a meeting with the owner of the company and making the mark 3
And that’s a good thing?
@@AmazinEarth I mean… in real life, no? But with the context of it being a game, then yeah, it’s funny.
Mad respect for J.K. Simmons for coming back 10 years later to voice the same character in a 30 minute game
I JUST BARELY REALIZED IT OMG THATS SO COOL!!!
Lemon rant boi
Well he needs a paycheck, even 10 years later.
@@Bushmills21 tbh he has done voices in so many shows and movies, i really doubt he needs to look for work, he just does whatever seems fun and diverse to him
He also came back to play Cave Johnson again as a Dota 2 announcer.
I find it hilarious that the "machine learning" room at 0:25 is just a room with robots looking at captchas
@@BackroomsNerd573 portal guns amd turrets
Toatally missed that 😂
THAT'S TOO FUNNY
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LOL😊
At the end, I REALLY love the flawless cut of Johnson going "Hey hey HEY! I can't talk over the sound of you shooting me!" Then he recounts what he spoke about, and flawlessly continues...
this system was actually developed and put in place for half life 2 lost coast, glad to see they made more use of it here once again.
i remember hearing that that type of code was being developed by valve while developing hl2 but it had come out too soon and they couldn't implement it, but they could add it into hl: lost coast, when you shoot a seagull the fisherman will berate you for killing it, then go back to what he was saying.
EDIT: example: ruclips.net/video/C4TC8r2NGHQ/видео.html
Feel little laugh at last word song 😅
I don’t know. I think this is the end of Valve?
@@Villager6883 nope it's just a beginning of Portal
a toilet accidentally filled with ammunition sounds like the most aperature way to invent the turret, and I love it.
Toilet where you use it like normal turret but you have guns
It's a pretty effective way to keep people from stealing toilets
Oh wow I didn't even think about how it could've been the precursor to turrets
Also i love others also try to put guns on washing machine
turret kinda sounds like toilet
I love the idea of Aperture departments having a sort of lethal prank war, sabotaging each other with makeshift turrets and such.
More like infighting lol!
i... think it was more likely revenge for stealing/sabotaging their equipment
That explains why they went bankrupt.
FRIENDLY FIRE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED
@@sonicmastersword8080who was bankrupted
It's almost like Valve has captured the most hilarious writers, gifted programmers, brilliant musicians that ever made games....and have them trapped, working in a salt mine somewhere, only letting them use time to make a game on their coffee break.
Pretty much lmao
Valve: the lore
This is a pretty sus comment. Do you need rescuing?
more like the Writers, Musicians, Programmers and Artists are allowed to do whatever, and if it doesn't result in a product, that's fine, they can just move on to the next thing.
It's why they "don't make games anymore;" they do but there doesn't seem to be much pressure to actually put a product out. Add in the fact that valve never releases things unless it's "finished" (if you don't believe me consider the fact that they have a habit of throwing things out and starting over- HL, HL2, Portal 2, TF2) and you can see why they don't really release much to the public these days.
some says, "perfection is easier to get noticed on simplicity, your brain is not that good dealing with complexicity"
I’m so glad they got J.K. Simmons back to voice Cave! I could listen to him for hours.
That voice is so lit , believe me , no one can be changed to another
I was expecting his VA to be replaced but when I booted the game up I realised it couldn’t be anyone else’s voice
Are you being sarcastic or am I dumb I thought it was Nate Bargetze
Wait it is Nate
@@terradaktill1179 Yes,it is
Out of all the possible forms they could have chosen for AI Cave Johnson, they chose a fucking giant metal head in the shape of his pretending to be a stone statue. That is perfect
🗿
Cave “The Rock” Johnson
@@magma90 🤣👍
Those engineers just so comically incompetent
Well, he did say the only reason they made it so huge was because they had to make it larger in order to fit his mind in there.
The thought that Cave Johnson is just burried at the bottom of the whole facility destined to live forever and the only form of entertainment is singing with turret toilets is chilling. (Hope it will be somehow in the next portal game)
Ironically he was ment to be found in Old apature of the 2 game, but as a companion cube instead and without the turrets/toilet turrets
Why do I get the feeling he's going to end up being the end boss of the next portal thing that comes out?
I mean is he really alive? His lights do go out right at the end
I really hope if portal 3 ever comes out the final boss is just an amalgamation of toilets shaped like a body with cave Johnson on top
That's the cherry on top
“Oh no, you’re made of metal, sir.”
“So shoot the metal?”
Valve comedy.
The delivery of that line was freakin perfect. Only JK Simmons could do it so well, man.
only thumbs upped to make it 666...
Aperture scientists were ahead of their time, that thing is impressively good at redirecting any physical force directed at it. Dunno why they decided to encase Cave's head in stone.
@@ultmateragnarok8376 because they were Aperture scientists. Where as Black Mesa takes their jobs seriously yet result in disastrous consequences, Aperture kinda just bumbles around and surprisingly, even the dumb ideas work.
"So shoot the medal?"
"You mean medal?"
7:07 amazing voice acting. You can actually hear the forced smile, much like a real person would do.
230 likes? No replies? I gotchu
Yes... that's what they're paid to do. We generally only notice when it's bad.
@@AG-ld6rvit’s amazing because this is Nate Bargatze, a stand up comedian who I think hasn’t ever done acting before
"That's the appliance I stole from housewares... OH MY GOD ITS GOT A GUN-"
Best quote
gub
appliances in Texas be like:
The praying mantis society is a nice touch
Praying mantis society, must be the work of the G-man manipulating the timelines
You should take that idea, and run with it
@@involvedhail1788 Well there was that one time in Portal 2 where Cave Johnson said he would have some people injected with mantis DNA.
It’s the Praying Mantis DnA joke from p2
Edit: why do I have so many likes??? I just explained something.
Edit 2: shut the hell up old me, if they like the fact I told them common knowledge let them be.
The army of mantis men has invented electricity!
I love how we as the player keep failing at everything, even failing at killing Cave. Also the praying mantis society was hilarious and awesome and now I wanna know what that glowy green thing is
The praying mantis worship Cave Johnson and foresaw his death by toilet in the prophecies so they built that back up power source that is the thing of glowing green.
The mantis society figured out electricity from the light bulb.
They created a perpetual power source for thier society. That Cave destroyed.
Cave is trapped, living forever at the bottom of a hole, with a turret choir.
It was a fusion reactor. A type of super energy generator that is usually very unstable without proper housing but it seems the manti stabilized it and now it powers Cave probably for hundreds of years as a conservative estimate
So, Cave Jhonson actually didn't die, he was just abandoned after killing his engineers when he got mad while his mind was transported to a supercomputer, just like Caroline and GlaDOS... except, he acutally KEEP his own mind and... was left behind, abandoned, suffering alone.
And now, according to this game events, his mind is still trapped in the supercomputer (now powered up infinetly by a probably fusion core made by a praying mantis civilization) and has connected it to the "toilet turrets" and sings with them... for eternity, in some cave in some place down underground the old Aperture facilities. (Maybe he is the reason why the turrets sing in the first place??? thought in Portal normal turrets sings and talks in feminine voices, while this old turrets sing in manly deep voices. Maybe it's just a Caroline and Jhonson thing... to sing opera songs and has transmitted to the turrets in their control... that would actually be really wholesome)
Yup, that's Portal Lore for you, and i love it.
Pretty sure this is one of the Multiverse worlds mentioned in the Infinite Testing Initiative.
I didnt even catch the praying mantis civilization with their energy source being visible in the end. Thats so awesome
He probably drowned in acid
The real reason turrets sing is because they can protect baby's, so they were designed with a lullaby system. This is cannon.
@@מיכאל-כורנל And this is gun.
What an experience. Like seriously, what an experience.
I can't believe a simple showcase of the Steam Deck's controls let us in on what happened with Cave _(not to mention, he's probably in a cave now)_ Johnson. It might not be Portal 3, but DAMN is it the closest it's ever felt in years. I hope we get more from the Portal series, but knowing Valve, yeah.
hopefully VALVe will make more games based on all the logos of aperture science from portal 2
Agreed man. Just agreed.
I have to believe them making this is a sign of things to come. They know what the number 3 can do for them
@@akjackhd5804 I'm pretty sure this takes place in one of the many alternate universes we see in the PTI. It just doesn't line up well with the events of Portal 2, with minor details being wrong.
@@Igrium it literally said it was extended lore.... (prob another universe)
The part with Johnson telling you to kill him sounds a lot like the Portal 2 cut content where you find Johnson in a cube. I really like how they’re making things like that still canon in a way.
If you see this as canon, you just forgot the story of Portal 2. It’s either non canonical, or in an alternate universe.
@@henrynelson9301 The lead writer of portal 2 said that for the time being, this is not canon, and considering the man mantis and the mantis man, this is probably Cave Prime
"I turned myself into a cube Caroline, I'm Cube Johnson."
@@definetelynotnight7725 it aint cave prime because prime was never put into a giant head
@@henrynelson9301 Yeah, given how they did make a smaller than brain-sized one for Caroline, and how you appear to see some humans still in the lab.
“you’re made of metal sir 😕”
“so shoot the metal 🤨”
It’s very self explanatory.
@@liamc9998 Indeed it is
I thought it was hilarious how fast he brushed that off. You could hear the “I don’t see the problem” in his voice
Think soyjak!
Absolutely nuts how we finally found out what happened to Cave Johnson in what is basically a tech demo for the Steam Deck
Well...if it worked for Steam and VR....
This can be actually semi canon. You see somewhere in development of portal 2 there was a concept that Cave Jonson’s mind was placed into a cube and was left in the lowest point in salt mines plugged in and we killed him.
It's also (kind of) a tech demo of Source 2. I know we already got that in Alyx, but this one is the complete package in everything. Lighting, physics in small details, water etc.
Well ya know Valve doesn’t care about canon so you can believe whatever you want honestly
Now forever powered by vort energy... idk, what's that green stuff?
love gradys country accent! really nice to know they’re sticking to voice peculiarities in the cores. he almost has a similar charm to wheatley
I winced every time Grady said "Tolet".
I didn't even notice the accent he sounded like a regular guy until you pointed it out
yea, he reminded a lot of him for some reason
I miss Wheatley
He's better than whetely imo
this experience was unique, but wonderful, so sad that it ended so fast
that's what she said
@@decriper1097 GOD DEYM
this Tech demo for the steam deck
@@decriper1097 *in Steve Carell's voice*
@@decriper1097 virgin joke
So the Turrets basically started out as a defective model of a Aperture Science toilet seat, accidentally filled it with Bullets by a loose pipe filled with ammunition.
The funniest part is that they still load the bullets the same way: just dumping them inside the body
PLUS, WE FIRE THE HOLE BULLET. THAT'S 65% MORE BULLET PER BULLET
Actually, I hate to bring up Portal stories :Mel, but technically they already had Turrets before in the timeline, since Portal stories Mel was during the beginning of aperture innovators, and is canon I believe
@@7_bitjudah384 it not made by Valve so I dont think that canon
Its more like multiverses thing
@@7_bitjudah384 PSM isn't canon to the Portal universe, its like a fan game.
25:21
I love how -Grady- Gary finally got that robot arm tattoo he was talking about while we were testing the Turret Mk 0.3 in the end.
This is why I want Valve back, man. They pay so much attention to detail that all other developer studios wouldn't even care about. *I WANT MY HALF LIFE 3, VALVE!!!*
So, good news.
It’s nice seeing actual people, albeit mainly silhouettes of people, in the Aperture facility. I love the being alone in a abandoned salt mine with nothing but AIs feel of the other two portal games but this, with warmer lighting too, is a welcoming change :)
I also, like every other AI introduced in portal, really like Grady. Love his no fucks given tone of speech
I love Grady too
@@Jone_V yeaaah
@@Jone_V Grady Gang
“No fucks given” really summarizes every fictional corporation Valve has puts in their games.
@@joshuahilliker2364 “We’re throwing science at a wall here and seeing what sticks”
I really just want to shout out the phenomenal animators at Valve, Grady's hand is excellent.
animations I felt were the worst part about this. very clunky and not snappy at all. not comparable at all to other portal games
Also the fact that they managed to make a one-eyed robot recognizably wink
@@BM-yy8db I don't know how in the living fuck they made something with one eye *wink* at you. How?
How did they manage to sell a wink???
@@soy6707 Which one was the wink? Can you give me the timestamp? :)
@@nineephe 25:26, friend! It's the second right after, you'll notice it is a wink immediately :)
20:05 “there might be a lot of jars”
There’s two different fluids that immediately come to mind.
Oh god
Pee and blood is what I think of
Well I think of *that* and the stuff you preserve bodies in.
And I think of the other thing
y’know what
Water and soda
Mantis timeline:
They discovered light
They created a Civilization
They created a city
They created a city with mantis core
Mantis core helped cave as he just want to stop
Edit: damn 1k likes, bruh this isnt supposed to be funny
Edit 2: ok it stopped at 1.246 likes, thanks thats enough
The Mantis are Smarter then us wow
they are the combine now
@@crippledanimator8197 manticombine lol
@@crippledanimator8197 imagine this is the combine prequel.
After their city was destroyed, they modified prototype portal gun to look for a safer world.
Some time later, they decide to conquer earth. They are the highest in the chain, and will never see the earth again because of work, so they just destroy it for (REDACTED)
@@imienazwisko6150 lo peor es que es probable...
Fun fact: Aperture tried making shower curtains but ended up making the first portal gun, so a toilet turret is totally in character for them
Nah
Aperture made shower curtains for the military, cave became millionare, cave invebted aperture science innovators, created a portal gun, turrets, gels and a lot of weird stuff, tested with the stuff waiting for the money to come without selling anything, cave almost ran out of money, cave boughts a lot of moon rocks and discovered they are poisonous and a really good portal conductor, he died of poisoning and was put into a giant head
@@Licht_Umbra Ok and
@@lordaldo3273 ñ
@@Licht_Umbra actually the head thing is not part of the main continuity. In the infinite testing initiative a cage who survived mentioned the existence of multiverses.
I assume desk job takes place in a universe where cave survives but loses his body and mind to science.
The main continuity has signs that cave almost survived (the abandoned chassis in the multiplayer ending) but he most certainly didn’t. Otherwise you’re right on the money.
@@AnimatedTerror I think it could technically be possible, as we only hear of his death. I know Caroline is put into GLaDOS and not cave, though Cave could have been uploaded into the head during some top secret project or something. It is stated he was abandoned.
Just someone who forgot a small chunk of portal lore adding his take though.
I swear the intro is the first and probably last time we'll see life In an Aperture facility
You mean human life. We’ve seen plant and animal life in portal 2 before.
@@Red_Ryry Yes, because when we imagine an office, we imagine the little houseplants they have by the water cooler.
@@rubyy.7374 no I mean the overgrown facility with the birds and also the deer that may or may not have actually been real but still used as a trap
@@Red_Ryry don’t forget the boyband who aren’t picky when it comes to women, the parents of chell, loads of other boys, ponies, there’s a pony farm too… all down there in the pit. Definitely not a lie.
grady may have lied and pinned all the blame on us for completely fucking destroying a massive underground warehouse that may have been one of the largest on earth, but actually going through real training just to be our parole officer was really cool of him.
edit: i miss him
Haven't you heard, Grady died in a freak toilet accident. Gary is the new guy now.
Rest in peace, Grady. He was such a good soul.
@@proctifer9833 :(
hes loveable in the same way wheatly is. the whole tattoo thing is so cute
@@rottengrapes8605 He’s the Wheatley who doesn’t betray
Cave Johnson asking you to kill him is definitely inspired by Epistle 3, where Dr. Breen asks you to kill him to end his suffering
edit: also holy crap just realized the ending confirmed Cave Johnson is basically.. still alive
Actually, killing cave johnson is a cut concept taken from portal 2, even the dialogue is similiar to that scene
20:34 um I think he’s already dead because of the illness he has that case him to die and they just builded a statue of him ho made the first IOS device on earth
.plus where did they god the head part of the statue from ??? I mean that looks to be the head of the statue but wait am I hearing a recording device thing coming from his office ???
@Nam Gge ye cave trying to take back control from glados would be good
it's not inspired by epistle 3. it's a cut joke from the original portal 2.
That is if this is cannon
i love how all aperture tech seems to be musically inclined? either good, or just more likely to enjoy doing musical things
(i knows its just valve having fun but still, its super cool either way, in game or irl)
i think its cause theyre getting closer and closer to a human level of consciousness, and what act is more human than making music?
lol, the best part is the piping for bullets for all those turrets, can't imagine what kind of pump or compressor they use in that system
my server was droning over what the ammunition pipe could ever be for since the trailer lol
Uses..
*Air suppressure*
Ah yes, the turret originated for a toilet
Probably accelerators
A question does the combine know about the gman before half life Alyx like during half life 2 and the two episodes?
I really want to believe that cave’s giant head later becomes the animal king turret. Only cave could be so confident as to become a giant leopard print robot with an army of worshipers.
This
I think I can agree on this and choose to make this a headcanon
@@lazylass2309
HAH! GOT IT?! HEAD CANON!
-i know i ain't funny, i am sorry-
@@davisdf3064
Hey, puns are the best. You got me to giggle
@@davisdf3064 badum tss
I love Grady. He’s so talkative and supportive. You end up in a not so bad place after your little adventure with him.
Thank you!
Game: * Wants you to use your real life voice *
Bolloxed: *SWEATING PROFUSEDLY*
Well he actually followed the "no commentary" rule and didnt do the mission. LOL
@GrantKP bolloxed: draws a PAINIS
I just clonked the toilet to a sick beat.
Should have said "Uh, Clem"
*read as if cryimg and laughing* He just drew a hairy penis instead…
Fun fact : The "Cave Johnson immortal computer" thing was supposed to be a scene in Portal 2 where you unplug the life out of Cave Johnson to go on in the level but it was removed because it was a bit dark.
We weren't ready.
he was also a cube
@@cyber_dragon_123 Awww... Missed opportunity now...
But, I did that! I remember it. I remember doing it. So in my game it wasn't removed...
But now we're ready for it.
I'm ready for whatever Valve is throwing at us
It's so nice at 0:48 to finally see other people in a portal game. Back in the 70's before things went to shit. Even if they're just in the background
Edit: at 26:26 you can see he fell into the sealed off 1950's lab, evidenced by the sign in the background
I hate this game.
@@wetube6513why
So now we have 3 separate examples of Cave's last plan not working
1. Glados
2. CaveOS
3. Rock Head Cave
And cave cube from a cut version of portal 2, and the cave core from lego dimensions that got sealed behind a wall, but those technically don’t count, and technically the cave head, cave cube, and cave core are all derived from the same exact scrapped concept
CaveOS sounds like CHAOS
@@sorrynomorenickname more like chaOS
@@cormanec210 ChadOS
The gameplay might not be ground breaking but the presentation is perfection.
It’s basically like a rail-shooter, but a very well made one.
the presentation of the final boss is groundbreaking though,literally
@@missingtexturez ayyyyyy
well yeah it was more like a demonstration for source 2 outside of vr plus steam deck functions n shit
its actually pretty impressive that valve chose to bring back j.k. simmons to play cave johnson again in a 30 minute long tech demo for their steam deck. gotta love their respect for the franchise still going strong
They are this close to making a full new game, boys. Sit tight - They are incredibly close.
what i want is for them to FUCKING UPDATE TF2AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@@DaKingKayden I would have portal over tf2 any day
@@Broken_TilesMAIN yeah im not saying portals bad but its been like 4 years man we tf2 fans are starved and we cant die
@@DaKingKayden and its been 11 years since Portal 2 release.
This could literally set up portal 3. Cave Johnson tries to overthrow glados
I think Grady should have more appearences in future Portal related games, he's a sympathic guy!
Or at least a cameo or sumn
@@mrmr_zoomie Yes that's a good idea!
very nice friend
Portal 3 would be nice
After 11 years they made a new portal game, and it’s not even a proper portal game. I would not get your hopes up.
7:10 The robot sounds like it trying to talk while smiling. But its just a robot. This game is genius.
Voiced by comedian Nate Bargatze :D
Man has no idea that he doesn't have a mouth-
@@Nickanthem Who?
I love how the final encounter with Cave Johnson DIRECTLY references the unused Cave Cube encounter from Portal 2
Well, this was very great how Valve Showcased with the Steam Deck because I freaking loved it! (And yeah, The Game runs on Source 2 Engine.)
I still will always love source 1 (2011 build)
Aka the one portal 2 runs on.
Source 1 is in 2003 mate , build update on 2012
Source 2 is in 2011 , but Valve used it for another one in 2020
i really hope the reception of this small demo can prove that portal is worth continuing, they have the talent and a fanbase who loves what they do, this honestly feels like a proof of concept for a portal 3 game with the main villain being cave johnson: the founder of portal
so much potential man
unfortunately gaben would rape any employee who dares release anything. idk why but they have internal assholes who fire anyone who tries to get anything done.
@@dimitar4y Just like Cave Johnson...
All because of the lgbtqblahblahblah+ community trying to make everything "nonbinary".
YES!
The Lore implied by this game is staggering. If we take everything we know from Portal 1 + 2, it suddenly becomes extremely tragic. If we ever do get an official Portal 3, it's going to absolutely wreck fans of the series.
This game isn't canon
@@flytrapYTP source?
@@mahzi_productions no, this is made in source 2
@@mahzi_productions No source needed, it's obvious. It's just a joke game, techno-demo made for fun, come on
@@fyodorshestakov6462 Nah dude it could of been a joke game without explicitly telling us what happend to cave jonson or any of the lore implications. This game is basically the origin story of the turret.
0:48
The number of Easter Eggs in the intro is incredible and one that I instantly noticed was the giant chicken which comes from an old portal 2 prototype where I was planning a level where due to Aperture's experimentation with chickens, we would have to fight a giant chicken as the boss of that level
also the part where cave asks us to kill himself, it was an ending in f-stop
Another less subtle Easter Egg is the crates from Half-Life 2 at 0:43 being filled haphazardly, so in typical Aperture fashion.
The mantis army probably was the best easter egg. "You'll know when the test starts"
Can you name them all? I only noticed the silhouette of people...
Coolest thing for me that for the first time we can actually see PEOPLE. Not robots possessing minds or cyborgs. Actual Aperture workers. I wonder if we can use no clip to get a more detailed view on their models
You just got to love the writing in this,
"Remember, the important thing is to have fun, otherwise it's just an add-on, it's been a really bad year"
Clearly written by devs who are are little too self conscious about software development (and hardware development come to think of it)
Pretty sure he says “Remember, the important thing is to have fun… on your own time. It’s, it’s reallly bad here”
No. It’s: “Remember, the most important thing is to have fun. On your own time before you come in, otherwise-uh-it’s just- it’s real bad here..”
I like that the playername is included in the credits as "Charlie"
27:51
That is an awesome detail, these little things make projects like this so awesome and full of personality
5:12 that Mantis looks smart it's trying to start an electricity
9:56 Now it became a town
15:31 It turns into a city
25:12 Now it was destroyed because Cave Johnson's Robotic head fell
You can even hear a tiny "nOOO" from one of them
Rip
My man based the first human who discovered fire
MannTis co
26:27 The power source is laying down next to the head
as Marcos Cubilla said in a comment above, this power source is actually keeping Cave Jhonson alive.
this game makes me realize how phenomenal a new portal, half life, or team fortress game would probably look
I'd love a TF game.
Grady: *Replaces the toilet turret when it's destroyed*
Also Grady a second later: "Aw man, that was the only one..."
Grady is perhaps my favorite Aperture robot ever since Wheatley came to exist in Portal 2. I hope to see more of this large handed robot-ball, eventually.
yeah i love this guy lol
It's a nice change of pace to have a robot that doesn't want to fuck you over.
his hand do be large tho, wonder what handholding with him is like 😳
@@aMAZ1ng55
No handholding
Mine is Friendly Frank.
I love the small detail of the buzzer on Cave Johnson's portraits constantly blinking 'cause Cave is trying to get his employees' attention, but no one wants to go up there.
Grady:"This witness protection program is great!"
WITNESS PROTECTION FOR WHA-
GRADY WAS NEVER IN WITNESS PROTECTION!!!
In the story Grady commit a crime of being a part of killing his boss
nobody was convicted of anything!
He turned over evidence to convict loan sharks, I'm guessing he used money from them to be able to afford building the toilet turret as he says he was gonna use the money from cave to pay it back or he'd be in trouble
The animation and physics in this demo is some high quality stuff.
wah
I just love the joke and how fun the ai is
wah
Cave Johnson's head powered by an overplugged surge protector is just precious.
I just like how every time you are leaving a area the blue core says something along the lines of "carry your desk with you" and you do it every time
I love that valve put the motion control aim right after the stick aim section so you can FEEL how much better it is.
I just love how the bugs in the vents found technology and became a intelligent species
I’m pretty sure the praying mantis’s were a reference to the “mantis men” line.
That is correct.
Tho... I imagined/thought they would be much larger than that.
@@MrGermandeutsch They might be the praying mantis from which its DNA got put into human test subjects that turned into "mantis men".
I love how they have their own mini storyline where they advance their technology and eventually have a whole city
Also, mantis co., I think, is reference to mann co.
@@barmaley8033 It quite literally is.
Glad to see valve haven't lost their touch in games even after all those years
Edit that credit music/song is awesome
same
This is why we want another portal game. The humor is just *cheff's kiss*
26:24
That ending really makes me hope portal 3 is on the way with cave as the antagonist
and what is that green stuff?
The green thing was that energy core the Mantis had created.
green stuff will give us a 3rd portal like portal reloaded maybe?
@@cpapuarmando2062 it's also probably related to the vortessence, since it's a green glowing energy in the HL universe.
The mantis core
@@proctifer9833 vortussy
Turrets origin?
Possibly Portal 3's plot?
Origin of the cake?
Mantis civilization?
What is happening?
Don't forget, Cave Johnson is still alive!
@@RikkiSan1 That's what I meant by Portal 3 plot dude
Wait where is the origin of the cake
@@netwicks1126 At the very end of the credits orchestra the record player serves a pink colored desert.
Obviously looks more like a pudding, but it can be the origin of the idea nonetheless.
Friends gathering around and having cake in the deepest and darkest place in Aperture.
23:00
“Oh no you’re made of metal sir!”
“So shoot the metal”
God I fucking can’t with this humor LMAO
Valve is the best example of quality over quantity
Edit: oh wow thanks for the likes :)
Yep, tf2 is amazing and has like 0.7 updates a century
That's a divide by 0 error
yea say that to two dota2 spinoffs
Good sarcasm
Team fortress 2
9:55 love the manntis co. the fact that they know about tf2 is great
Wdym they know about tf2
@@skylovescars69420 nah i meant it like atleast they still acknowledge tf2’s existence
seeing how well the game is designed then seeing all those people in the credits and knowing this game is free regardless of if you bought their device or not is why valve will always be #1 for me.
meanwhile companies like activison release the same game year after year using recycled assets and over priced microtransaction in a game that's broken at launch and filled with hackers yet still wanna charge full price years after the games launch.
Yeah man, some companies release the same games every year and others release no games or they release tech demos that either require you to buy a VR headset or are a nothing with no real reason to justify their existence. Valve is such a great company.
The turrets learned to sing from cave Johnson himself, that’s kinda adorable
They all praise the great singing head
The scene with Cave’s head is just like the cut Cave Johnson cube in Portal 2.
The portal 2 version was much more emotional and serious than this here tho
The script is more or less the same
@@potatos9842 i think it works with Portal's funny and dark world/stories.
I honestly wasn’t expecting something like this to ever happens it brought so much lore and a bomb end credits music
1. this is a great way to teach inexperienced players how to control via gamepad.
2. if future games require gamepads with all the buttons and features, then many of us, including me, will need a new one.
OMG! I just realized the ending was foreshadowed by Aperture's previous tech demo, the VR Hand Lab! At the end of that game, at the bottom of the bottomless pit, you can see Cave's giant metal head!
makes you wonder how much of the half life and portal lore is/was already written but they refuse to release it to public. MOST of the "late released" Tf2 weapons were already planned at release date.
0:26 Machine Learning is literally little orb bots in a classroom taking regular classes on how to solve those captcha puzzles, I'm dying! 😂
Valve has some of the greatest voice acting fr
We're closer to Half Life 3 and Portal 3
And Tf2 Major Update/Tf3?
@@GloriG_C17 manntis co. is going to attempt to take over mann co.
giant cave johnson head as new portal/half life villian
dont give me hope
@@imbadatgames568 too right mate
JK Simmons' voice is really making me realize how much time a decade really is
What broke my heart was to see Cave project his own sunlight since he could never leave.
Maybe it wasn't what we wanted from Valve but it was the best showcase of the new controls
See you in 15 decades for the Portal 3 anouncement
If a "simple" tech demo of the Steam Deck brought us this masterpiece playable short, i just can't imagine what Portal 3 would be like.
I never loose the faith on VALVe, and i never will.
TF2 player here. I lost all hope in Valve long ago. They only care about CS:GO nowadays.
@@Paul_The_Writer Really, Valve as a whole has put a large amount of time and recourses into steam and hardware manufacturing as of late.
I do believe that their IPs as a whole are important to valve, but TF2 is definitely “done”. If valve were to make something along the lines of a new TF2 update of any substance, it’d be through a new game, think TF2.5, TF:GO or something like that, not through an actual update; the code is far too spaghetti for that to be sustainable.
Half Life & Portal games are however completely on the table, and given the goodwill (and by extension, Profit$) it earns them whenever they release a new one, I doubt they’re gonna stop until a proper conclusion is reached for the story. It just wouldn’t be worth it to permanently shelve them, from both a provider and consumer point of view.
Valve, like all companies, needs money to function, after all they don’t want to end up like Aperture; so they put more stock in games that can sustainably make them money. TF2 is not one of those games anymore, CS:GO still is though, that’s why they put more focus on it.
I still won’t forget them practically discontinuing the TF2 Comics, but I can forgive.
@@It-Will-All-Be-Okay-I-Promise True words. But come on. 5 years and nothing significant? Bots running rampant everywhere? Exploits left and right? Crappy cosmetics?
Although I respect your opinion, they're not a small indie studio. They're a freaking multi-million, if not billion dollar corporation. They can surely do something else aside from updating the goddamn localisation files. And I bet all the remaining devs paid with half a bag of stale Doritos and a can of flat Pepsi have given up already.
Also, if they plan to release TF2 on Source 2, then I will punch myself in the nuts and eat my socks.
@@Paul_The_Writer I mean, they COULD update TF2 for realsies, but what I mean is that from a business perspective it’s not “Sustainable”.
Valve has always been a very “long term” company (investing into VR tech in like 2013 is one example of that) and part of that I believe is to focus on things that can give a sustainable profit in the long term; TF2 in its current form will not give a return, likely in the short term and long term, on the massive investment of time and money it would require to update and by extension navigate through its messy code, so it’s not sustainable and thus is discouraged by the “higher ups” (IE: people with more sway in the company).
I sure as hell hope they release a TF3 or something of the sort in my lifetime, as it’s the only way they’ll make any new TF2 content, but before they do any of that I’d expect HL3/Portal3.
No, I’m not joking, they probably have the story all mapped out by now so games in the “Black Mesa & Aperture” universe are being prioritized, this is also probably why they retconned cave to be alive and a big robot head in Aperture Desk Job, given the plot implications.
If I’m completely and utterly off, I will ingest a leather shoe.
@@Paul_The_Writer CSGO and Dota fetch valve so much money it's obvious why they've let TF2 behind. If it had a massive esports scene too, I doubt it would be this ignored. I guess it also has to do with how valve is structured as a company.
I respect how humble Gabe Newell is by placing his name along his teammates who developed this film game.
0:47 holy crap it's the giant runaway chicken from that one piece of Portal 2 concept art
Fstop reference
In fact, much more was planned for that chicken, it would be the Boss of a level, a pity that now he is only there resigned somewhere underground in Aperture.
@@cpapuarmando2062 heck chicken even is reusing the new csgo chicken model
I love that in Portal series they always end with choir.
69 likes, make a wish!
@@GodittoC please bullshit in the world, stop yourself
@@GodittoC thx by the way
16:50 Gee, looks like Cave Johnson has a workspace civil war problem. No wonder why his company failed.
26:24 So I guess that's how the turret singing started
11 years apart and they still kept the opera scene
21:20 that’s cool that they made that interactive
i love how cave johnson's face is very clearly a nod to the portal 2 beta where cave johnson is a cube with sentience and he asks you to unplug him and kill him, only to use his dead cube body to solve a puzzle.
At 19:37 I honestly thought he was gonna have a Wheatley moment and I felt fear again
I realized at the end after you & Grady get new identities he gets the skeleton tattoo he talked about so now you guys are tattoo brothers
Dang, this is the shortest one I've ever seen that got this in-depth
The dialog is almost too natural, and it's just a tech demo for the steam deck, valve's still got it for sure.
I'd be fine with this being canon because the Human Cave Johnson could have actually died from Moon rock poisoning, while this Data consciousness is just simply Data of his mind, not his actual soul just like how GLaDOS is AI too. 👍
5:12 if you have played or seen the clip in portal 2 at one poin cave Johnson talks about Mantis men so I'm fairly sure these are the mantis men.
These damn mantises, the best long-running joke
11:20 Nice signature man! 😎👍😂
Seeing actual humans in a portal game makes me feel an emotion that doesnt exist