After all these years, GLaDOS's resurrection scene still gives me chills. Being thrown back into a room with her suddenly, her slowly putting herself back together, the very calm way she speaks with the anger just barely underneath it all, all while the music builds. There's nowhere to hide, you just have to wait for her to collect herself then decide what to do with you
@@chromatic_fate7114 I _would_ say that if it weren't for all the weird physics when going through portals (especially at high speeds), I would get such incredible motion sickness... omg no thank you lol
I love how Glados says that she's above devoting her life for revenge for being forced to watch herself be killed over and over, but she's still super passive agressive about it, like how the first test she puts you in is "Seeing how test subjects react to being locked in a room with deadly lasers".
Fun Fact: if you slow down Glados when she does that fast version talk in that one chamber, if you slow it down she says “and mythodically knocking people’s hats off-then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can.” This is a quote that is said in Moby Dick
@@FNaFManiac Moby Dick, a classic novel. The first paragraph goes like this: _Call me Ishmael. Some years ago-never mind how long precisely-having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. It is a way I have of driving off the spleen and regulating the circulation. Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, _*_and methodically knocking people’s hats off-then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can._*_ This is my substitute for pistol and ball. With a philosophical flourish Cato throws himself upon his sword; I quietly take to the ship. There is nothing surprising in this. If they but knew it, almost all men in their degree, some time or other, cherish very nearly the same feelings towards the ocean with me._
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Wheatley: "Just say apple. Aaaaple" Chel: *jumps* Wheatley: "Ok that's close enough"
I love that the Aperture facility prioritizes the last of its emergency power to running tests instead of shutting down the reactor and preventing the entire facility from exploding.
@@revilno I also hope that means they're good at escaping whatever hellish explosion absolutely devastates the area they need to get through to escape. Knowing Aperture, it's probably something that involves a lot of fire and will blow up half a continent.
@@DoggosGames I kinda figured it was. So let's partake in a hypothetical. What happens when the core melts down and hits all the water in the old Aperture facility.
Fun Fact! The area you go through when you get the dual portal gun is actually the last test chamber from the first game! You start at the fire pit where you escaped in Portal 1 and work your way to the start! Right before the elevator, you can see the test chamber 19 screen! It's details like that that make this game what it is!
The portal games may not be horror games, but damn just watching glados rebuild herself while Wheatley struggles to find the password is a new type of horror
@@terriljones3037 No lmao, it's r/woosh, you spelt it wrong, and if a joke is that easily missed, there's nothing wrong with missing it. I was more replying to you than the original commenter, since you doubled down on the loving chell thing in a sarcastic comment.
Jack, when you get to chamber 16 there is a turret behind a grate, immediately after the entrance. Hit him with the laser-cube and he’ll explode, letting you enter the vent. Have fun with the Easter egg it reveals! Please like this so he sees it.
Gabe over seeing the writing team be like “Ok but can we make her just the sassiest bitch in existence, im talking smoking aunt at the family reunion cant smoke in peace sass”
One of my favorite quotes “well done. Here come your test results: you are a horrible person. I’m serious, that’s what it says: a horrible person. We weren’t even testing for that.” Never fails to make me laugh
Jack: *praising how funny wheatley is* Also Jack: *Immeadietly progresses whenever Wheatley is around and missing all of his funny additional dialogue if you linger around*
@@legomeaker101potato Im aware that standing around listening to hours of additional dialogue doesnt lend itself well to lets plays. I wasn't being serious when I made that comment.
Theory that confirms it is different to the other turrets: it doesn't aim at you when you enter its line of sight, unlike the other turrets. Turrets in portal start aiming at you as soon as they can see you, regardless of whether there's glass in the way or not. They just don't start shooting until there's nothing blocking the way.
I've had a really tough day. One of those days when shit's constantly triggering you and the small inconveniences keep building up until you just curl into a vibrating ball of anger and try hard not to explode in front of everybody. So seeing 45 minutes of Jack playing one of my all-time top 10 games, that is _exactly_ how I need my day to end right now. Thank you for this. I know you always say that you're not really doing anything except yell at games, but just the fact that your videos and your personality are all out there is an anchor that keeps me and a whole bunch of other people grounded, and that's a wonderful value.
GLaDOS: "This next test involves turrets... Oh wait. That's you in five seconds. Good luck." JackSKEPTICeye: "Well. I'm gonna leave this episode of Portal 2 here." GLaDOS: **Surprised GLaDOS face**
there is once you get to the part where you escape, and your walking on the turret conveyor belt and if you pick him up, he’ll foreshadow some events in the future, so you can save him
Back to watch this again years after the release. Didn’t even realize that you can see Cave Johnson everywhere in the environment. It plays smooth jazz to calm you down; just imagine a conversation where Cave solves the problem of test subjects panicking in the test chamber.
@@thatlowqualityblaziken7005 What I mean is that most elements of the environment speak to a kind of rapid fire businessman approach to problem solving. Cave Johnson's personality is in the facility. Test subjects were screaming in a test chamber? "GlaDOS, remind the test subject not to scream! That's totally unhelpful."
ME: Now, I'm not trying to call you a liar, but you may have embellished that. Just a little bit. Also, yes, I am calling you a liar. That's the difference between 'trying' and 'doing.' You, GlaDOS, are a tryer. I'm a doer. One who does things. Until they're done.
Zom8ie5layer 117 but you have no idea of what’s day and what’s night in the facility. The room you’re in is pumped with something like adrenaline so you never know what time of day it is. So for all we know, GLaDOS actually could have seen a deer on the surface yesterday. Except it was just a lie to kill us with neurotoxin.
OMG DOES HE bruh I haven’t watched the whole video yet I’m only 6:26 mins through but if he does that’s funny as fuck I’m gunna leave a like on Sean’s video and on your comment
The murals that you see in the beginning of the game when you pick up the blue portal gun represent the history of aperture and portal 1. The first mural has scientists basking in the "radiance" of GLaDOS for it is their creation, then they get flooded by neurotoxin and you see them dying (except of course the one who made the murals), then you see a mural of you confronting GLaDOS despite her trying to offer you pleasantries to keep you in check.
Fun fact, the "fast version" of Glados' explanation is actually a line from Moby Dick, "and methodically knocking people's hats off--then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can."
Sydney Stafferton wait... but wasn’t there an explanation explaining why it’s not somewhere? I looked it up a while back and the portal 2 GLaDOS is an entirely different design than the one from the first game. Supposedly the portal 2 version was supposed to be a backup body that folded up into one of the rings above the portal one version, but it was never able to fit so they just kinda hung it it a back room or something and left it there, which is where you find it in the second game.
@@ditt0422 It's the same room, and the same body. Valve didn't plan ahead and wanted a more expressive design for the second game. Canonically, it's the same body but it's a different model in game because Valve hadn't planned ahead that much when creating Portal 1. Theories like that do exist but ultimately it's just trying to make up for Valve's inconsistent design
"It's hard in isolation, alright? I'm not allowed to go outside 'n exercise as much as i'd want to. I've been trapped here for a _while._ Feels like a million years." Happy 13 month aniversary to our two week lockdown!
Jack: I love Wheatley, he’s voiced by Stephen merchant who’s one of my favourite comedians. Me: I love Stephen Merchant, he voiced Wheatley who’s one of my favourite video game characters.
13:28 Those are important equations (and an inequation) in Physics, btw. The leftmost one (t = t_0/γ) is time dilation (γ is the Lorentz factor), the uppermost one is the time-dependent Schrodinger's Equation for a single particle of energy E moving in a potential V, the four bottom right ones are Maxwell's Laws (from top to bottom: Gauss's law, Gauss's law for magnetism, Maxwell-Faraday equation and Ampère's circuital law), the rightmost one is (probably supposed to be) the momentum of a wave-particle (substituting the energy E by the momentum on the RHS, which would yield −iħ∇ψ = pψ; the equation involving E would be iħ∂ψ/∂t = Eψ), the bottom left one is the time independent Schrodinger equation, and the middle inequation is Heisenberg's uncertainty principle.
something thats a true testament to thsi game is the fact that half the time in the video its just him gensuinely laughing at the comedy in the game not like exaggerated or anythign and showing how much he laughs just goes to show how funny this agme is
@@carrotandpeas it was in the vid btw, the one in the tube at the BEGINNING of the vid, and if u didnt complete the vid go to the comments after, thank you.
You could just say "We are all so happy and pumped that you play the Portal series." But every comment has to be in quotes today. As if people don't want to say it themselves. xD
This game came out at such a great time because it came out one month after my father passed away. The humor was needed during such a dark time of my life, and had a huge impact. Anyway, just coming back to this, absolutely love the playthrough! Maybe one day I’ll go back and play this game.
Easter egg: if you look close enough on that wall where you break into the testing area, it says the docking station is 600 feet below where you were breaking in. :)
Shoot an orange portal on the like button and a blue button on your fist and SMASH IT
But how hard!?
You good? Your clearing your throught a hell of a lot
Please dye your hair green again
What if i wanna shoot a blue portal with bob? Hmmmmmmm
Ok
After all these years, GLaDOS's resurrection scene still gives me chills. Being thrown back into a room with her suddenly, her slowly putting herself back together, the very calm way she speaks with the anger just barely underneath it all, all while the music builds. There's nowhere to hide, you just have to wait for her to collect herself then decide what to do with you
GLaDOS is one of the most unique villains I have ever seen
Most definitely. Just that fact that she has no points of humanity in her voice, but still can show human emotions gives me chills
and then when she sees wheatly and discards him with very clear anger and annoyance at his very existence
Imagine having a port of Portal for VR. Now THAT is something I'd like to have.
@@chromatic_fate7114 I _would_ say that if it weren't for all the weird physics when going through portals (especially at high speeds), I would get such incredible motion sickness... omg no thank you lol
Jack turning around back to the turret after they said, “I’m different” was honestly so pure
Timestamp 18:34
with luck later you can save it :D
I hope he rescues that one when he comes across it again
I audibly gasped when that turret said that ;-; Protecc that little baby
question is will he know that he can save em
My favorite quote in this entire franchise is "If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future, God help you." It never doesn't make me laugh.
How do you get that next to your name
They're a member members get a little icon next to their name in the comments
Everybody needs to **slaps board** LAUGH
What a complicated way to say “It’s always making me laugh”.
I’d tell life to take the goddamn lemons back!!
Me: *Googles why I have a headache*
Google: "you may have a very minor case of serious brain damage"
Google sucks, it has no security. Use bing, firefox, Opera GX, or something else.
@@calebbowen667 firefox is not a search engine, and Bing sucks
Not to offend anyone but; Never mind the online search devices debate
Hocus pocus joke in focus: it was good, Casey, had me chuckle 👍
I love your display pic
FireFox is a browser, not a search engine, @@calebbowen667, and Bing is trash.
Also, it ain't Google's fault, it's the dumbasses who lie on Google.
Glados: youre garbage i was talking about you
Jack: “Honeyyy im Trash”
Hes a total trash mammal
@Siarrah Day I understood that reference.
GLaDOS IM TRASH
Jack: Is this a sexual thing?
Wheatley: Yeah, I can't do it if you're watching.
stridrer perfect timing
Mrs Wheatley
18:00
Yes
1000th like
I love how Glados says that she's above devoting her life for revenge for being forced to watch herself be killed over and over, but she's still super passive agressive about it, like how the first test she puts you in is "Seeing how test subjects react to being locked in a room with deadly lasers".
hey can we go on land no why the sun is a deadly lazer
@@conboi124 not anymore theres a blanket
@@conboi124 This is why
@@Orangecatinahoodie I love RUclips
I think that line was meant to be heavy handed sarcasm
"You may have a minor case of brain damage."
Chell jumps in surprise
This is quite the bloody yeet. 🤣🤣🤣😂🙃🙂😐
@@SonicSol06 wheatley, have you seen a human throwing you into fire? You just look like core from portal 1 that says cake recipe
@@thecountercell-j2k No. But a Human threw me in space. Not fire.
Serious brain damage
Fun Fact: if you slow down Glados when she does that fast version talk in that one chamber, if you slow it down she says “and mythodically knocking people’s hats off-then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can.” This is a quote that is said in Moby Dick
You can hear it if you slow the video down to 0.25, you hear it
I only heard Hats off
moby what?
I was looking for a comment talking about what she said sped up. 😂
@@FNaFManiac Moby Dick, a classic novel. The first paragraph goes like this:
_Call me Ishmael. Some years ago-never mind how long precisely-having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. It is a way I have of driving off the spleen and regulating the circulation. Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, _*_and methodically knocking people’s hats off-then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can._*_ This is my substitute for pistol and ball. With a philosophical flourish Cato throws himself upon his sword; I quietly take to the ship. There is nothing surprising in this. If they but knew it, almost all men in their degree, some time or other, cherish very nearly the same feelings towards the ocean with me._
Wheatley: "Just say apple. Aaaaple"
Chel: *jumps*
Wheatley: "Ok that's close enough"
Well Wheatley was designed to be a moron
Thanks I needed a video quote to understand it
@Philster Phildill You can still understand what they meant
@Alexander the Praying mantisツ why so salty? iT's gAmE kNoWlEdGe
thats name dyslexia
Wheatley: CATCH ME
Jack: *catches him*
The Game: 𝙬𝙖𝙞𝙩, 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙨 𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙜𝙖𝙡.
And i love how wheatley just rolled off of his face after a few seconds and all you here is just "OW..."
I love the mental image of chell looking up with wheatly stuck on her head
@ThePerfectShadow ツ 17:43
@Philster Phildill bruh
@Philster Phildill bruh
I love that the Aperture facility prioritizes the last of its emergency power to running tests instead of shutting down the reactor and preventing the entire facility from exploding.
I mean if someone is trained in tests, they’re good escaping an exploding building!
@@revilno I also hope that means they're good at escaping whatever hellish explosion absolutely devastates the area they need to get through to escape. Knowing Aperture, it's probably something that involves a lot of fire and will blow up half a continent.
@@tsarfox3462 it’s probably lemon powered
Apparently its a regular nuclear fission reactor
@@DoggosGames I kinda figured it was. So let's partake in a hypothetical. What happens when the core melts down and hits all the water in the old Aperture facility.
Fun Fact! The area you go through when you get the dual portal gun is actually the last test chamber from the first game! You start at the fire pit where you escaped in Portal 1 and work your way to the start! Right before the elevator, you can see the test chamber 19 screen!
It's details like that that make this game what it is!
Yes that is so cool! I didn't even notice it until I watched a video of Portal 1 and 2 chamber comparisons! >
Robot voice in the beginning: "You have been in suspension for 50 days."
Jack: "He said we've been in stasis for 50 years."
I was comment surfing for this exact topic. ( I thought I would see a lot more of these comments)
@@himi7568 honestly, I did the same thing. Since I didn't see any, I thought to put a comment myself.
I was looking for this comment lmao,, Jack was off by a few decades give or take
wasn't it 15 days even?
I never look at the comments. And then Jack has the audacity to change days into years boy oh boy
The portal games may not be horror games, but damn just watching glados rebuild herself while Wheatley struggles to find the password is a new type of horror
True dat
Password must have been Potatoes...
lol
@@messyalien5164 true
lol
@@messyalien5164 its actually abcd
"I might take up a hobby. Reanimating the dead, maybe." So she plans on reviving Chell to always use her. She DOES love Chell!
Well, everyone else is dead, and she can feel life within the facility. But by the end, she definitely loves Chell.
Even tho Chell never speaks.
well, yknow, maybe. Or she wants to force Chell to mindlessly test forever to get back at her for making her relive her death over and over.
@@midnight4685 r/whooosh
@@terriljones3037 No lmao, it's r/woosh, you spelt it wrong, and if a joke is that easily missed, there's nothing wrong with missing it. I was more replying to you than the original commenter, since you doubled down on the loving chell thing in a sarcastic comment.
GLaDOS: You're navigating these test rooms faster than I can build them.
Speedrunners: That's...why I'm here.
Oh man, the speedrun by can’t even for this game is unreal. It’s so cool.
it’s dreem time
@@koni4971 ah, yes, the cheater.
Speedrunners be like: that was an intense 15 to 60 seconds
@@Rain0T he did not cheat
The “I’m different” turret appears later on a thing leading to an incinerator. That’s when you can save it.
The Ink demon yessss
He must save it
The turret is a better companion than Wheatley
You can get a Achievement from that
Also he needs to make sure to hold on to it for a bit. There are special voice lines that come out.
Jack, when you get to chamber 16 there is a turret behind a grate, immediately after the entrance. Hit him with the laser-cube and he’ll explode, letting you enter the vent. Have fun with the Easter egg it reveals! Please like this so he sees it.
What does it reveal?
@@eclipse7157 An easter egg
@@thefactspherefromportal2740 now now don't spoil
A Guy With Applesauce i really want to spoil it tho im am SO TEMPTED
@@Ballhandler_ its such a fun egg.
Valve devs when making glados had to be like: I want, sweet, anger, sour, and... A FUCK TON OF SARCASM
And a dash of murderous intent
Yup and they were like this is the game
True
@@spottedwombat7103 more like several buckets
Gabe over seeing the writing team be like
“Ok but can we make her just the sassiest bitch in existence, im talking smoking aunt at the family reunion cant smoke in peace sass”
Jack: * goes inside the elevator *
Jack: “alright take me up”
* elevator goes down *
that's named bipolar elevator/lift.
Thank you
Jack's mind:... FUUUUUUUUU-
@@otheooo and thats named- HOLY SHIT NOBODY FUCKING CARES
GOING UUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPP
*goes down*
"Hello? Im different." Omg that actually hit me in the feels.
Amelia Driscoll why is there no comments on your comment whelp I’m the first (not a big accomplishment )
Shit, one hour late. I'm second
yall remember the song someone made for the turret?
“You have been in stasis for 50 days” Jack: so he said we’ve been in stasis for 50 years
Chase Hartman Was gonna comment this lmao
Chase Hartman I thought he said 50 years to
He corrected himself later.
15*
@@kubiborglar nope, it says "You have been in stasis for -FIFTY-days." in the subtitles.
One of my favorite quotes “well done. Here come your test results: you are a horrible person. I’m serious, that’s what it says: a horrible person. We weren’t even testing for that.” Never fails to make me laugh
Jack: *praising how funny wheatley is*
Also Jack: *Immeadietly progresses whenever Wheatley is around and missing all of his funny additional dialogue if you linger around*
him standing still for 2 hours would be the most boring lets play ever
legomeaker101 not at all when wheatley is there to speak.
True, plus all the surprise goodies he's missed. But he's gotta keep the gameplay moving
I personally wish he would but he doesn't want to bore his viewers so he kind of tries to get to the point of things
@@legomeaker101potato Im aware that standing around listening to hours of additional dialogue doesnt lend itself well to lets plays. I wasn't being serious when I made that comment.
When the turret said “I’m different” I almost cried.
same here
Theory that confirms it is different to the other turrets: it doesn't aim at you when you enter its line of sight, unlike the other turrets. Turrets in portal start aiming at you as soon as they can see you, regardless of whether there's glass in the way or not. They just don't start shooting until there's nothing blocking the way.
@@the_furry_inside_your_walls639 probably just one of the defective ones
18:49 I have never wanted to hug a machine in my entire life more that this turret. :'(
@@bunadryl nope, it's the Oracle turret, it's "defective" in that it can actually think
I've had a really tough day. One of those days when shit's constantly triggering you and the small inconveniences keep building up until you just curl into a vibrating ball of anger and try hard not to explode in front of everybody.
So seeing 45 minutes of Jack playing one of my all-time top 10 games, that is _exactly_ how I need my day to end right now. Thank you for this. I know you always say that you're not really doing anything except yell at games, but just the fact that your videos and your personality are all out there is an anchor that keeps me and a whole bunch of other people grounded, and that's a wonderful value.
I hope your day gets better, mate!
take it easy Greg
nothing but love here, brother
I really hope your day gets better. Things get rough some days, so be sure to take it easy!
Mood.
I hope you're having a better day... there's always tomorrow to start again 💚
God the way Wheatly is animated, he's so expressive
I am Real.
B R U H
Voice: "you've been asleep for 50 days"
Jack: "I've been asleep for 50 years"
Me in quarantine
Same dude
You might have a very minor case of serious brain damage
Me coming out of quarantine
@BrightyDude is any of this making sense to you? Any at all? Just say yes!
Wheatley: Stop panicking
Everyone: * PANICKS*
Jack: I cant get this off my screen.
You spelled panicking correctly, but it's you spelled panics wrong.
@@SuperBuildsInMC freak almost got away with it , good eye
This is bloody funny.
I’m so happy to see that Jack’s continuing this series! His playthrough of the first game made me so happy! :D
Same
Same here
malaka
Dont Click My Icon Xd ok
The fact that he's introducing this glorious franchise to a new audience a decade later makes me so very HAPPY 🧡💙
Imagine threatening someone with “I will emancipate your ear tubes”
Me fr
GLaDOS: "This next test involves turrets... Oh wait. That's you in five seconds. Good luck."
JackSKEPTICeye: "Well. I'm gonna leave this episode of Portal 2 here."
GLaDOS: **Surprised GLaDOS face**
awww the turret that saying "im different" honestly made me want to cry. god i hope theres a way to save that poor thing.
You actually get a chance to save it from burning in a furnace later in the game! In exchange if you hold on to it, it'll reveal a bit of lore to you.
There is a way later, you can save it if you pay attention when it pops up again.
# turret lives matter!
there is once you get to the part where you escape, and your walking on the turret conveyor belt and if you pick him up, he’ll foreshadow some events in the future, so you can save him
Those turret would be the death of me, I wouldn't be able to hurt them.
18:46 The look on his face when he heard "I'm different." and the iconic line itself gave me chills.
I'm different I have mudered hundreds of fellow turrets and humans
I was sad the moment I heard that.
Back to watch this again years after the release. Didn’t even realize that you can see Cave Johnson everywhere in the environment. It plays smooth jazz to calm you down; just imagine a conversation where Cave solves the problem of test subjects panicking in the test chamber.
The release? What release?
@@mostlyghostie The game's release
So wait he wasn’t even dead? Or?
@@thatlowqualityblaziken7005 What I mean is that most elements of the environment speak to a kind of rapid fire businessman approach to problem solving. Cave Johnson's personality is in the facility. Test subjects were screaming in a test chamber? "GlaDOS, remind the test subject not to scream! That's totally unhelpful."
Glados: Has a grudge from you killing her
Also Glados: Tried to burn you alive and kill you
Also not burn, just smoke. Neurotoxin.
Listen, those details are irrelevant 😂😂😂😂😂 (jeez whose side are you on here)😂😂😂
@@ark_knight ? She does attempt to incinerate you halfway through the first game.
@@TheSneedking Gladdie, obviously. I love this bitch, I swear
@@starrypines590 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"you have been in suspension for 50 days"
jack: So he said we have been in suspension for 50 years.
IKR lol
its 15 days , not 50 days or 50 years
@@dallastexas1684 it is 50 days it says so if you read the subtitles
@@conorales yeah
i like how he turns on subtitles *after* that semi-important tidbit
Glados: "yesterday I saw a deer"
Me: yesterday you were dead
ME: Now, I'm not trying to call you a liar, but you may have embellished that. Just a little bit. Also, yes, I am calling you a liar. That's the difference between 'trying' and 'doing.' You, GlaDOS, are a tryer. I'm a doer. One who does things. Until they're done.
U edited this one hour after commenting what did u do wrong?
I had to see if anyone else noticed that lie from GlaDOs
Approved
Zom8ie5layer 117 but you have no idea of what’s day and what’s night in the facility. The room you’re in is pumped with something like adrenaline so you never know what time of day it is. So for all we know, GLaDOS actually could have seen a deer on the surface yesterday. Except it was just a lie to kill us with neurotoxin.
When you realize that this game is nearly 10 years old.
My god, really?
Yup, it came out in 2011, and it's now 2021. So it's been a while if you do the math.
@@PlexusCaeruleum D a m n
Bruh its 10 years old now. I feel old now
It’s 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵?
Jack: *jumps up with jump pad*
Wheatley: ...and then he turned himself into a pickle, funniest shit I've ever seen...
Oh my goodness XD
*jump*
.....HE TURNED HIMSELF INTO A FUCKING PICKle man.....
into a potato*
OMG DOES HE bruh I haven’t watched the whole video yet I’m only 6:26 mins through but if he does that’s funny as fuck I’m gunna leave a like on Sean’s video and on your comment
whoever liked my comment thank you
"I was able - well, forced really - to relive you killing me. Again and again. Forever."
Sans undertale - I know that feel bro
One of my favorite things Glados says is “You’re about to become the past president of the ‘being alive’ club”
*ha* *ha*
@@ranbooismyspiritanimal9366 I love the Skyrim reference in your username.
@@cinderfoxx too bad they changed their name to something that a 4 y/o would say.
@@Pixxeell___ nah go watch ranboo. Litteraly at least 50% of his content is a mood *not counting generation loss*
@@Integrous_Melodies no. i most definitely will not. especially because you have Fnaf in your name.
27:50 nice to see how you get so connected with your player character that you think you are feeling the pain they felt.
The murals that you see in the beginning of the game when you pick up the blue portal gun represent the history of aperture and portal 1. The first mural has scientists basking in the "radiance" of GLaDOS for it is their creation, then they get flooded by neurotoxin and you see them dying (except of course the one who made the murals), then you see a mural of you confronting GLaDOS despite her trying to offer you pleasantries to keep you in check.
Fun fact, the "fast version" of Glados' explanation is actually a line from Moby Dick, "and methodically knocking people's hats off--then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can."
If you slow it down to 0.25 you can listen to it.
*moby
SPICYLIZARDS 34876 oops typo I changed it
Best explanation for getting out of class
@@Maya-bp9ls thank
Jacksepticeye: "I've only played it once right when it came out"
Yeah right Sean, we all remember your portal 2 co-op series
He means the single player mode
Yeah i wanted to coment the same thing 😀
I just finished watching that!
@@playertwo4558 me too
They're basically separate games. Is like GTA Online vs story mode it's a correct statement
38:03: can we just stop an appreciate how sean’s facecam flipped around when he went through the portal. props to the editor for that little detail.
“If the laws of physics don’t apply in the future, god help you”
frightenedgamer LMAO
Lmao
Thank you for quoting I don't know how I could've gotten the joke otherwise
@@akid9675 no
@@huell8014 ?
Voice: "You have been in suspension for... 50... days"
Jack 20 seconds later: "So he said we have been in suspension for 50 years"
15 days edit: sorry it actually is 50 days my mistake also I deleted all of my maybe offensive replies that were wrong
@@JonathanDoe0 50 days stupid.
stinky
In acctuality ItS 50k years
Justforme TowatchRUclips it’s 50 , believe me I have memorised most lines in this game
Wheatley: Say 'Apple'
Chell: Microsoft
Wheatley: Close enough
Why is the way wheatly says "Like, a proper manic" so satisfying
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@@tamachan-hd8uq?
Sean : “take me up”
Elevator : no... I don’t think I will
Wheatley: “I’m going to override the wall. Could get a bit technical.”
Proceeds to ram wall with your room repeatedly
He just riding the wall.
“W-Wheatley-kun! N-Not there!”
@@S14M07 Been watching too much in the lockdown I see. Heh
@@S14M07 this is why humanity is doomed
I love Wheatly.^^
@@S14M07 i love your sense of humor
Turret: hello?
Me: i want to hug him pls i want him to be with me
Turret: im different!
Me: *immediatly starts crying*
You can save him later in game. There is a conveyor belt going to a furnace. He is there. You can grab him and he will give some lore
@@rthwip Aww Really? Im gonna save that little cutie Thank you for telling me
Turret lives matter
When that turret exploded when he took it out of the fire room I was sad
I actually did this replaying the game. That’s how good of a person I am. Yes, yes, praise me.
Sean unintentionally killing that turret after saying "yes, buddy! I saved you!" made me cry laughing omg
"This is art. When you hear the buzzer, stare at the art"
Why did that make me laugh?
@Patrick Arnett 😂
Y'know, because its meant to?
@matthew the Mystery ninja I know
@Nadja Kostek put this through 15 ai 🤣
300 likeee!!!
Sean: is this a sexual thing?
Wheatley: yeah, I can't do it if you're watching.
*wheeze*
*wheezeley*
*-Cries in Chapter 8 noises-*
*OHHH MAN ALIVE*
@@bopin1083
Red hair? And a hand-me-down robe? You must be a Weasley.
@@jameswelcher2830 *Ronald Weasley*
Jack: Alright Elevator Take me Up!
Elevator: Goes Down
why is your pfp BABFT?
exactly
Lmao was looking for this comment
The fact that in 2011 portal 2 has graphics this good is mind blowing.
The song that plays after GLaDOS says she saw a deer is called: "I saw a deer today"
I love how obvious Ellen McClain's joy is at being able to voice GLaDOS and the turrets again.
NO THAT TURRENT BROKE MY HEART THE LITTLE "im different.." I AM ABOUT TO CRY
Everyone in quartentine: *dying of absolute boredom and stress*
Jack: lmao okay so I plan to upload 7 times a day-
On god
And we love it!
OHHHH YEAAAAH!!!
Corona for president 2021 that is even better than nothing, wow.
its insane even for him
Jack: “take me up”
Elevator: down it is
Really I’m sorry I didn’t mean to copy you
wheatley: "catch me! catch me catch me!"
sean: "catch me! catch me! catch me!"
me: "HMMMM"
Catch a body
Can't get enough of Stephen Merchant's performance, it's so gooood
AHAHAHAHAH HE PLAYED IT MY LIFE IS COMPLETE
Also-
Turret: I'm different...
Jack **heart melts** LET mE cHeriSH hIm-
Imm SPECIAL!!!
I think you unlock a trophy or award if you save that turret and or also put it in the scanner to duplicate its defects in the production line.
@@100GTAGUY you do I've beaten this game
Jack: is this the place I killed her? No, it's not.
Me: ... yes. Yes it is
Sydney Stafferton Hahah same tho! I Said it out loud
Sydney Stafferton wait... but wasn’t there an explanation explaining why it’s not somewhere? I looked it up a while back and the portal 2 GLaDOS is an entirely different design than the one from the first game. Supposedly the portal 2 version was supposed to be a backup body that folded up into one of the rings above the portal one version, but it was never able to fit so they just kinda hung it it a back room or something and left it there, which is where you find it in the second game.
Matnsmith Smith no, his AI was based off of the intellectual capacity of wheat, if wheat was sentient. That’s just my theory though
@@ditt0422 woah thats pretty deep but kinda interesting
@@ditt0422 It's the same room, and the same body. Valve didn't plan ahead and wanted a more expressive design for the second game. Canonically, it's the same body but it's a different model in game because Valve hadn't planned ahead that much when creating Portal 1. Theories like that do exist but ultimately it's just trying to make up for Valve's inconsistent design
"You'e been in suspension for 50 days" thats got a whole new meaning now.
I don't get it can you explain
@@TroffeGaming lockdown, quarantine
"In accordance with State and Federal guidelines..."
@@arcamira7918 god I'm slow... Ty
omg your pfp reminds me of something very bad
"It's hard in isolation, alright? I'm not allowed to go outside 'n exercise as much as i'd want to. I've been trapped here for a _while._ Feels like a million years."
Happy 13 month aniversary to our two week lockdown!
Anyone still sane out there?
@@bigrickp1ckl358 we live in a clown world
@@bigrickp1ckl358 no
@@bigrickp1ckl358 lmao no
@@bigrickp1ckl358 We have reached 2020 2
38:03 I really love the little flip Jacks picture does, it adds a nice touch. Good editing Robin! (If it was you, not jack)
Jack: I love Wheatley, he’s voiced by Stephen merchant who’s one of my favourite comedians.
Me: I love Stephen Merchant, he voiced Wheatley who’s one of my favourite video game characters.
👍
Okf
Can we get an absolute rip for wheatley
I loved the part when Jack saved a Turret and it exploded in his hands
Top 10 Anime Deaths
He will be missed
TsunamiGalaxy lucky guy, I read it during the initial ad
Seán's brain in that moment: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MYYY FRRIIIIIIEEEEEEENNNDDDD
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
23:32 is really when it happened 👍
This feels like a part of my childhood that never actually happened.
"You have been in suspension for *50* days"
"So we've been in suspension for 50 years..."
yeah I noticed that too.
Yeah sure 50 years
Stasis instead of suspension he said
Actually 15
Literally me! Lmao
13:28 Those are important equations (and an inequation) in Physics, btw. The leftmost one (t = t_0/γ) is time dilation (γ is the Lorentz factor), the uppermost one is the time-dependent Schrodinger's Equation for a single particle of energy E moving in a potential V, the four bottom right ones are Maxwell's Laws (from top to bottom: Gauss's law, Gauss's law for magnetism, Maxwell-Faraday equation and Ampère's circuital law), the rightmost one is (probably supposed to be) the momentum of a wave-particle (substituting the energy E by the momentum on the RHS, which would yield −iħ∇ψ = pψ; the equation involving E would be iħ∂ψ/∂t = Eψ), the bottom left one is the time independent Schrodinger equation, and the middle inequation is Heisenberg's uncertainty principle.
Pedro Stormrage this needs to be shown to jack
He rarely watches comments so rip.
what if valve actaually found a way to make portals
Sienc
P 0 T 4 T 0
“Thats not a panel. Thats a crusher. We sell those too”
Holmes vs. Moriarty. Aristotle vs. MASHY SPIKE PLATE! STAY STILL PLEASE!
something thats a true testament to thsi game is the fact that half the time in the video its just him gensuinely laughing at the comedy in the game not like exaggerated or anythign and showing how much he laughs just goes to show how funny this agme is
"In case you were wondering, I'm still a potato"
This proves GLaDOS is Irish
When he was being called garbage I thought of "honey, I'm trash"
Portal Fawn lol
its true...Im trash
Im still a piece of GaRbAgE
I'm still a trash bag that needs to be thrown out
Portal fans when they see this video: "Ah, yes, we have been waiting for this for 9999999999999999999-... Years.."
Not as much as we waited for the next half life
@@soakyarchive8788 and will wait
First time playing campaign
@@soakyarchive8788 and we will be waiting for Portal 3 for next 99999..99.........
@@soakyarchive8788 Oh, man, Half Life? Valve can't count to three yet, so we're internally dead.
Portal 1 and 2 have to be the best comedic writing in any video game ever made. So so so good. These games just feel like a gift.
All turrets in these games make me sad, and the one that says "I'm different" legitimately brought a tear to my eyes, it's so sad
I love the broken ones that are smartasses
Ikr, they're so cute yet sad in this game
Don't worry, we're going to see that turret again
@@realaroncuevas aweeee yeeeaaah
Honestly that gave me some serious big sads. It is now meme time.
Everyone gangsta until the “different” turret comes out of the tube
I save the different turret every time I play this game, it just warms my hearth
im different
What do you mean "different " turret
@@adrawingprotogen2994 the one piled up in the tube close to where they go off the testing track
@@carrotandpeas it was in the vid btw, the one in the tube at the BEGINNING of the vid, and if u didnt complete the vid go to the comments after, thank you.
GLaDOS: kills all Aperature employees and tries to kill Chell in portal 1
Jack: she's really not that bad
Everyone: uhh, yes she is
And she murdered them on Bring Your Daughter To Work Day. Or BYDTW. I've seen that abbreviation a LOT
Still love her, though
@Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism She's got uncanny wit, for one thing.
Nahhh, she's not so bad. It's true she killed a whole bunch of people and their children, but... she's so funny and charming, so it's ok.
@@menthols4625 My thoughts exactly
I just love that Valve was able to fit so much personality into a small metal ball. Wheatley is easily my favorite character from Portal.
Sean: *Plays the portal series*
Everyone: **Happiness Noises**
Who knows? Maybe next he’ll visit the Black Mesa Research Facility. In Black Mesa
I feel obligated to subscribe to him for no reason, and I don't know why, help
**Happy intensifies**
You could just say "We are all so happy and pumped that you play the Portal series."
But every comment has to be in quotes today. As if people don't want to say it themselves. xD
I screamed " YESSSS!! "
“You just jumped. What you’re doing there is jumping” is the best most comedic thing I have ever heard and I love you Wheatley
Me: *watches silent portal 2 playthroughs constantly*
Jack: *plays portal 2*
Me: finally! Some flavor!
Yes.
I can only agree with you
Delicious
Finally, some good fucking food
Aizlynn Pines yup
Aizlynn Pines hey bolloxed is great
@@TANKED_ I don't disagree! I've just watched that so many times that this is cool and new lol
Portal is just full of comedy gold with its passive aggressive and sarcastic quotes from glados.
When The Announcer said “The future starts with you” I said out loud “No, it starts with F” and I honestly don’t know why my brain told me to say that
Did you think he said U and not You? Because it’s Future not Uture
@@logda6836 just so noone else does it "r/WoOOoSh"
Well actually it starts with "F U"
Down ‘ere we say ‘uture so it does start wi U.
No offense to any country’s that talk sort of like that.
18:49
Turret: I'm different.
Jack : *in awe*
Also jack: *tries to drop wheatley for the turret*
I love that turret.
Jack, that "different" turret comes back later, on a conveyor to an incinerator.. make sure to grab him so the comment section doesnt get angry! :>
ii_Cove stop spoiling yo
Floogly ..it’s literally a conveyor.. to an incinerator.. how does that even spoil anything?
ii_Cove fair point
@ii_Cove I love the profile picture
Psychondriac indeed, the DIY biggerhead.. i’ll get around to changing it eventually :)
This game came out at such a great time because it came out one month after my father passed away. The humor was needed during such a dark time of my life, and had a huge impact. Anyway, just coming back to this, absolutely love the playthrough! Maybe one day I’ll go back and play this game.
I love Wheatley's reaction to glados saying chell killed her. "You did WHAT"
Is no one gonna talk about how Jack is one of the people who actually managed to catch Wheatley on the first try
Nah, jack didn't catch him first try, wheatley just fell on his face then rolled off
The closest I’ve seen anyone get to catching him.
@@racecarthedestroyer7192 dare I say that's even more impressive
@@ajoysart8397 well all you have to do is stand directly under wheatley and wait til he drops
@@NicknotNak idk, I caught him.
Easter egg: if you look close enough on that wall where you break into the testing area, it says the docking station is 600 feet below where you were breaking in. :)
I never knew the docking stations social distanced, oh, and they do it 100X longer than us!
"this is a docking station" *CRASH* "ok not a docking station" - wheatly
MANUAL OVERRIDE on this wall
apparently wheatley cant read because it literally says that theres a docking station 500 feet below 💀