@@Lamplordable Three possibilities You'll corner him and then he will fight like a goddamn berserker just to live five seconds longer. He'll run away and accidentally kill whoever's trying to kill him. JURGEN EX MELTA. Remember, this is the guy who beat an ork warboss COMPLETELY on his own, and managed to get into a parry fest with two hive tyrants WHILE CONCUSSED, and survived.
It was on this day that the Noise Marines realized that bass boosted nonsense at increasingly loud volumes doesn't make music better. Dont worry after snorting an orphanage they forgot this little lesson.
@@anthonyrodriguez8788 ...it was the exact orphanage where the singing comissar had been raised. And then it became a rivalry like that of Yarrick and Gazkull.
Better yet they're holding their fire and fire at the same time as the "yeah"s melting anything with the conventrated firepower of 10,000,000,000,000,000 flashlights
"He- He fething WHAT?" "I don't fething know, Colm, he just started singing!" "Well, sing along with him! C'mon, Men of Tanith, are you still standing?" "YEAH, YEAH, YEAH"
"You're telling me the Tanith 1st managed to secure the objective, kill a squad of Chaos Marines, and banish a Daemonhost, all while *performing a song-and-dance routine?!*" "I've never seen anything like it, Warmaster!"
@@VoidsmanRulf "You've GOT to be fething kidding me! How the feth are we alive? Gaunt? Gaunt! How the feth are we alive?" "We're still standing. All you need to know, Colm."
Brostin: "Ey, Dalin...." Dalin: "...hm?" *both see Gaunt, Hark, Ludd and Blenner perform this on the battlefield * Brostin: "Dont fething tell Rawne about this... hell cry his eyes out for not being here and ....seing this. "
There's a spoof of California girls by Katy Perry called "Imperium Girls" and it's the sisters of battle singing to redone 40k lyrics. I imagine a scene where the Sisters rescue some overwhelmed Guardsmen and start singing that.
As much as this seems funny, you have to remember something about Commissars; They're mortal men who have been tortured and trained (pretty much the same thing, really...) to the point that they can literally LOOK A DEMON IN THE EYE and not go insane or crap themselves in fear. If your Commissar starts singing, you SING!
Another thing about commissars that a lot of people forget is that the head blamming is supposed to be the *last* tool they use to keep discipline. They're trained with many other tools, both highly visible and utterly subtle for keeping men at their posts. This one discovered their troops answer well to the power of rousing battle chants!
@@addisonmartin3200Cain pointed out that there’s a natural Darwinian process at work there. There’s absolutely Comissars who act the trope. And they have an uncannily high tendency to have friendly fire accidents or otherwise disappear.
@@kagato23 Ciaphas Cain - Or: how glorious a career may come to pass by being just cowardly enough to consider survival, and just intelligent enough to think beyond the current instant.
Canonically, commissars come from the Schola. This means they are probably required to sing as part of their duties in a choir. Because something has to train their voice for shouting.
pretty sure one of the ten thousand Ciaphas Cain book kind of mention it....that an the fact that you can canonically bang a bolter bitch and its still lore friendly....take that Rogue Trader
No, schola is just latin for school. Schola Progenium literaly means "School of descendants" and just a place where all kind of orphans of distinguished people who died while serving the imperium are trained. They taught many things, including etiquette of high society, but adeptus ministorium priests aren't alike to Vatican clericks (at least outside of Age of Apostacy heh).
@@DarkDragonRus I'm sorry, I'll use the full name for everything Darkdragonrus. Also, No. They do have a variety of people come from the Schola Progenium, Overseen by the Adeptus Terra, Overseen by the High lords of terra, Overseen by The Emperor. They have sisters, Scions, commissars, some imperial guard officers and soldiers, imperial navy and the ilk. As we know from the Hero of the imperium, Ciaphas Cain's Retirement involved such a posting.
@@DarkDragonRus no it's a more general imperial school, higher grade but even no name orphans go there. It's honestly a really good thing in 40k, they somewhat do care for their orphans granted the orphans will become soldiers or admin and so on. Also, as everyone else says, high gothic is not latin.
@@tarektechmarine8209 If you lost you parents in service to the Imperium, you are enrolled immediatly, no question asked. From there you can go down many different roads. The assassin temples recruit from here, as does the Sisters of Battle and the Comisiariat. Even possible you could become Rouge Trader with enough skill and patience. But most are groomed to be Commisars and Imperial army/navy command.
I love how the orks are somehow more exited than the troops if my C.O started singing on the battlefield i honestly don’t think I could hold myself back charging the enemy knowing damn well I ain’t making it back
Ciaphes: Jurgen, play my mix tape. Jurgen: Any particular track my Lord. Ciaphes: *loads his bolster pistol and ignites his power sword* Sir Elton John, Circa 21st Millenium. Jurgen: Good choice Sir.
Imagine crewmen directing flak lights to the stage that he is dancing and killing enemy demons on, the stage is build entirely from sandbags, corpses and tank barricades.
Reading through a lot of the comments on this video I am pleased to realize Caiphas Cain is 40k's Rincewind. I always knew this setting needed someone who would have the presence of mind to one day walk into the warp with a half-brick in a sock. And if that ever actually happens i hope its Cain.
What makes this great is that it has the perfect smooth introduction and transition into the commissar singing so its not at all jarring that he starts singing bars and slinging steel everywhere!
POV: Your commissar is trying to encourage you to keep firing despite the fact the planet is literally splitting apart under your feet and there is a 0% chance of surviving the battle but the knowing that each warp beast slain is one less threatening the empire of man.
The amazing thing is, I was stuck at a certain point in Warhammer: Boltgun, I put this on and within moments I was purging daemons like a true space marine, plowing through the hoards of enemies in my path
I could see a Commissar assigned to a Regiment who's planet is heavily focused on songs to empower them, singing this to embolden the troops in a really dire situation.
We had them surrounded. A single, solitary ruined building in which they were holed up. No longer even really trying to combat our overwhelming force, just to survive. Perhaps they were hoping we would leave them alone if they didn't fight back. We bombarded the ruin, a carpetry of Melta descended upon them, leaving naught but a smoldering crater. We circled in on the hole in the ground, safe in the assumption there was nothing but ash waiting for us. From the black smoke cloud, a single bolt escaped, and dug itself into the skull of the man to my left. He fell to the ground, instantly turned into a sack of worthless meat. The man to my right was next. I dove onto the ground, not a second too soon, as the man I had taken to calling my brother, who had been standing right behind me, was slain. From the smoke we heared the furious scream of a gruff-voiced man that instilled primal fear in our bodies. "I'm still standing."
You know, Sisters of Battle and Commissars are supposed to be singing hymns and reciting inspirational quotes…this is canon for me. Especially for Ciaphas Cain
I literally started listening to this, stopped it, added three levels of battle ambience, started it again, now there are screams and machineguns constantly just beneath the commissar's solo. It is so good.
I remember that fay so well. The regimental band played their hearts out as the commissar sang. It was the first time the enemy ran away from the field.
I was wondering where this disappeared. I missed it so much. Praise the Emperor! Also it sounds improved as well....Emperor Truly provides and protects!
How this would go against each faction Khorn: slightly impressed and catches himself jaming befor killing them Tzeentch: decides he just wants to style on them and makes his voice sound great and sing his heart out Slanesh: surprisingly lets them live for giving them the pleasure of the comisars singing Nurgle: just pulls out a living piano and jams out, then sings what a wonderful world with them Chaos space marines: just impressed (reaction based off legion and im not writing that much go nuts) Eldar: actually give them some respect and dont call them monkye, plus share one of their songs in a cultural exchange of sorts Dark eldar: like the song and decide to just kill the guardsmen and not horribly torture them, takes commisar back just to sing at their parties Orks: like the humiez muzic and it leads into a battle of the bands style contest against the commisar and his gaurdsmen vs da orks heavy metal wah song Negcrons: dont care much for the song and rather stop and sing thriller in sync while doing the robot and blasting them all (Trazyn gets a vox recording to display in his museam as an examle of mankinds culture) Tyranids: still act like normal but the gaurdsmen and the commisar are joyfully skiping through the hoards of bugs cutting them to bits with chainswords Tau: realize this commisar is an imbodyment of the greater good with his singing voice and let them leave unharmed
Been listing to the ciaphus cain series recently and I am *wheezing* at the mental image of Cain singing this, probably after being assigned as the schola tutor for commisars and thinking hes gonna have a peaceful retirement finally. "Jurgen?" "Yes commisar?" "Drop my needle."
Confused space marines when the commissar starts to sing like a Disney Princess Someone should animate this like a musical break from a Disney movie for real
My melee-focused support veteran when I take a sniper shot to the dome on damnation difficulty and have a sliver of health left(Commanding Shout is off cooldown and I am now fully aware of where the karker is, helbore in hand.)
It's sad that that this cover surprised me by not being out of context. This song is about recovering from a toxic relationship. Space marines won't sing something like that, they have forgotten these things if ever knew them. But comissars are ordinary people. They have ordinary lives, as far as military allows. And they fulfill their duty, no matter what happens outside of the battlefield. I'd say it is very disco.
I imagine the scene like this before the Commissar starts singing: The Commissar draws his blade and pistol before turning to address the men “Remember, the God-Emperor sits on the Golden Throne protecting us mortals from all manners of horrors, so we must stand FOR HIM!!!”
You know the battle has gone south when the commissar starts singing and pointing his gun towards the enemy.
You know shit's bad when the Commissar turns his other bolt pistol on the enemy, too.
"The Emperor's Children will respond in kind.... NOISE MARINES! THIS POP MUSIC OFFENDS SLAANESH!"
@@jackrubyultimaTHE CORPSE WORSHIPPERS THINK TO CHALLENGE OUR TUNES WITH THEIR MAINSTREAM SLOP
@@Freekymoho *Sabaton's Attack of the dead men begins to play* remember men death is only redemption if you take enemies with you
@@Freekymoho Surely even Khorne or Slaanesh can acknowledge a tune that slaps?
Guardsman 1: "Oh My God Emperor! We are losing!!"
Guardsman 2: "How'd you know?"
Guardsman 1: "The Commissar's playing his Personal mix tape!!"
asdasdasdasdasdasdasda
Now I'm just Imagining a Commissar ripping through hordes of Tyranids with a Chainsword to the Beat while dancing.
More like “Oh thank the Emperor! We were losing!”
@@donnikthejedi2222warhammer the musical
@@heyokasamurai453 *on Ice
-Comissar Cain is doing WHAT?
-He... he is out-singing the Noise Marines my Lord.
I was exactly looking the comment to see if something like at been posted :D
“CONNECT THIS TO EVERY VOX CHANNEL WE HAVE, NOW!”
God I wish I'd have thought of that for my comment on how each faction reacts to the song
@robocop1279 it's why Agron had to step up he was braking the moral of the chaos demons
Also his aid is giving one hell of a backup performance
“CAIN THE ENEMY HAS US SURROUNDED WHAT DO WE DO!?!”
“I got this boys! Music-Skull! Play my Motivational playlist!”
Gaunt? Maybe. Cain? That boy would be running away as quick as he could, and end up tripping over an Ork Kommando sword-first.
@@Lamplordabledefinitely something Cain would do literally flees from a crippled crimera to run into an Ork warboss and save the planet
@@Lamplordable
Three possibilities
You'll corner him and then he will fight like a goddamn berserker just to live five seconds longer.
He'll run away and accidentally kill whoever's trying to kill him.
JURGEN EX MELTA.
Remember, this is the guy who beat an ork warboss COMPLETELY on his own, and managed to get into a parry fest with two hive tyrants WHILE CONCUSSED, and survived.
@@ES21007 “Juergen ex melta” is now a new fav to describe that blank with a propensity for melta weapon.
@@ES21007 You forgot option 4: His Girl finds out you want to kill him.
They're fighting the noise marines in their own field, and WINNING
It was on this day that the Noise Marines realized that bass boosted nonsense at increasingly loud volumes doesn't make music better.
Dont worry after snorting an orphanage they forgot this little lesson.
@@anthonyrodriguez8788 ...it was the exact orphanage where the singing comissar had been raised. And then it became a rivalry like that of Yarrick and Gazkull.
MARINES! COUNTER SONG!
@@MrMason-sc1yc Those are guardsmen bro
@@SMT-ks8ypYarrick is a bit epic
“Commissar…we are surrounded”.
“Good. Now we can shoot in any direction”.
The Americans in Korea be like:
Hey stop quoting the marines from WW1… “simplifies the problem”
"The commissar misunderstood when we said he needs new bangers to keep the men in line"
OH DEAR GOD
''Well at least this was a better reaction than the other commissar who we told this, that one just shot himself.''
Can just imagine the guardsmen around him singing the "Yeah, Yeah, Yeah" parts XD
Better yet they're holding their fire and fire at the same time as the "yeah"s melting anything with the conventrated firepower of 10,000,000,000,000,000 flashlights
Chaos marine: you hear somethi-
*GETS MELTED*
@@icicle_aii love that we call the lasgun a flashlight despite it ripping whole limbs off in lore
I like to think that tyranids are the chorus.
"Follow my example or I will make you one" Is such a commissar thing to say but also hard as hell
"He- He fething WHAT?"
"I don't fething know, Colm, he just started singing!"
"Well, sing along with him! C'mon, Men of Tanith, are you still standing?"
"YEAH, YEAH, YEAH"
"You're telling me the Tanith 1st managed to secure the objective, kill a squad of Chaos Marines, and banish a Daemonhost, all while *performing a song-and-dance routine?!*"
"I've never seen anything like it, Warmaster!"
@@VoidsmanRulf "You've GOT to be fething kidding me! How the feth are we alive? Gaunt? Gaunt! How the feth are we alive?"
"We're still standing. All you need to know, Colm."
a singing gaunt is exactly what this reminds me of
Brostin: "Ey, Dalin...."
Dalin: "...hm?"
*both see Gaunt, Hark, Ludd and Blenner perform this on the battlefield *
Brostin: "Dont fething tell Rawne about this... hell cry his eyes out for not being here and ....seing this. "
@@menschgebliebenergossenpar9213 Dalin "I'm crying my eyes out BECAUSE I saw it, Brostin. How the feth did that work?"
I now want a 40k based musical, where all characters are singing while slaughtering their enemies.
There's a spoof of California girls by Katy Perry called "Imperium Girls" and it's the sisters of battle singing to redone 40k lyrics.
I imagine a scene where the Sisters rescue some overwhelmed Guardsmen and start singing that.
@@HauntingSpectrethe guardsmen immediatwly join in, causing the overwhelming khornate force to retreat in fear
that would be pretty cool i assume.
Sing, but 40k
Orks: Shiny Teef for Me
T'au: Bad Moon Rising
I choose to believe that after an initial moment of confusion, the surrounding guardsmen singing back to this.
yep
They are the ones saying "Yeah, yeah, yeah"
First Space Marine, now Commissar.
Honestly, the song is representative for the entire Imperium.
Dont forget the "What a wonderful WAAAGH!!"
The planet broke before the guard did! Thanks for this, THE EMPEROR PROTECTS!
CADIA IS STILL STANDING
THE EMPEROR PROTECTS!
The dance floor broke before the guard did.
Yes, he does.
@@DylanJo123 Cadia is dead!!! Cadians are not!!!!!
"I like hip hop! What sort of music are you into?"
"...uh... Commissarial Power Ballads."
YES, COMMISSAR IS BACK!!!!
As much as this seems funny, you have to remember something about Commissars; They're mortal men who have been tortured and trained (pretty much the same thing, really...) to the point that they can literally LOOK A DEMON IN THE EYE and not go insane or crap themselves in fear. If your Commissar starts singing, you SING!
Another thing about commissars that a lot of people forget is that the head blamming is supposed to be the *last* tool they use to keep discipline. They're trained with many other tools, both highly visible and utterly subtle for keeping men at their posts. This one discovered their troops answer well to the power of rousing battle chants!
@@addisonmartin3200Cain pointed out that there’s a natural Darwinian process at work there. There’s absolutely Comissars who act the trope. And they have an uncannily high tendency to have friendly fire accidents or otherwise disappear.
@@kagato23 Fragging is still a proud army tradition after 38 thousand years.
@@kagato23 Ciaphas Cain - Or: how glorious a career may come to pass by being just cowardly enough to consider survival, and just intelligent enough to think beyond the current instant.
@@addisonmartin3200and brave enough to face down a space marine in close quarter combat to save your friend once it comes down to it
Canonically, commissars come from the Schola. This means they are probably required to sing as part of their duties in a choir.
Because something has to train their voice for shouting.
pretty sure one of the ten thousand Ciaphas Cain book kind of mention it....that an the fact that you can canonically bang a bolter bitch and its still lore friendly....take that Rogue Trader
No, schola is just latin for school. Schola Progenium literaly means "School of descendants" and just a place where all kind of orphans of distinguished people who died while serving the imperium are trained. They taught many things, including etiquette of high society, but adeptus ministorium priests aren't alike to Vatican clericks (at least outside of Age of Apostacy heh).
@@DarkDragonRus I'm sorry, I'll use the full name for everything Darkdragonrus.
Also, No. They do have a variety of people come from the Schola Progenium, Overseen by the Adeptus Terra, Overseen by the High lords of terra, Overseen by The Emperor.
They have sisters, Scions, commissars, some imperial guard officers and soldiers, imperial navy and the ilk.
As we know from the Hero of the imperium, Ciaphas Cain's Retirement involved such a posting.
@@DarkDragonRus no it's a more general imperial school, higher grade but even no name orphans go there. It's honestly a really good thing in 40k, they somewhat do care for their orphans granted the orphans will become soldiers or admin and so on. Also, as everyone else says, high gothic is not latin.
@@tarektechmarine8209 If you lost you parents in service to the Imperium, you are enrolled immediatly, no question asked. From there you can go down many different roads. The assassin temples recruit from here, as does the Sisters of Battle and the Comisiariat. Even possible you could become Rouge Trader with enough skill and patience. But most are groomed to be Commisars and Imperial army/navy command.
Commissar Yarrick: I'm Still Standing!!!!
Imperial guards: Yeah yeah yeah!!
Commissar Yarrick: I'm Still Standing!!!!
Orks: Yeah Yeah Yeah !!!
😂
Ghazghkull joins in
WAAGH WAAGH WAAGH
I love how the orks are somehow more exited than the troops if my C.O started singing on the battlefield i honestly don’t think I could hold myself back charging the enemy knowing damn well I ain’t making it back
Eldrad: “I’ve been “still standing” for over 10,000 years and counting.”
Commissar: “You don’t count, xeno.”
Eldrad: *jealous elf noises*
Eldrad: i haven been standing for 10,000 years
Szarekh the last slient king: Lmao, pathetic as expected
THE COMMISSAR HAS RETURNED MEN! SO GET TO IT! WE WILL HOLD THIS LINE!
Cadia Stands!!
THE PLANET FELL BEFORE THE GUARD EVER DID!!!
Casualties: 99.99%
Reinforcements: 0%
Outnumbered: 100%
Surounded: 100%
Singing: 10000000000%
Morale: 100000000000%
Sword: broken
Ammo: long gone
While killing enemies with disembodied limbs: "I'M STILL STANDING!"
Ciaphes: Jurgen, play my mix tape.
Jurgen: Any particular track my Lord.
Ciaphes: *loads his bolster pistol and ignites his power sword* Sir Elton John, Circa 21st Millenium.
Jurgen: Good choice Sir.
You fell for the propaganda! Those that know him know he uses a chainsword and laspistol, and greatly prefers Led Zepplin!
actually it isnt the 21st millennium but the 2nd millennium
This would seriously be an ancient record they somehow preserved lmao 🤣
A) Cain uses a laspistol and a chainsword.
B) I’m Still Standing released in 983.M1 (1983).
@@PhoenixT70 i know but man should really upgrade at this point.
Also thank you for the time accurate math lol
When the commissar has to get serious with improving morale.
That One Commissar:
Soldier, hold my bolt pistol, and hand me that vox-phone.
Vox-caster but yes
@@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus technical terms tend to change over a few thousands of light years.
Guard players, please rise for our anthem
Imagine crewmen directing flak lights to the stage that he is dancing and killing enemy demons on, the stage is build entirely from sandbags, corpses and tank barricades.
We are talking about a commissar! He'd span a mobile stage between two tanks and sing while thei are fireing.
Reading through a lot of the comments on this video I am pleased to realize Caiphas Cain is 40k's Rincewind.
I always knew this setting needed someone who would have the presence of mind to one day walk into the warp with a half-brick in a sock. And if that ever actually happens i hope its Cain.
What makes this great is that it has the perfect smooth introduction and transition into the commissar singing so its not at all jarring that he starts singing bars and slinging steel everywhere!
POV: Your commissar is trying to encourage you to keep firing despite the fact the planet is literally splitting apart under your feet and there is a 0% chance of surviving the battle but the knowing that each warp beast slain is one less threatening the empire of man.
"If I'm not getting off this planet alive, NEITHER ARE THEY."
Tbh if I were this situation then I don’t see whatever else I can do
The amazing thing is, I was stuck at a certain point in Warhammer: Boltgun, I put this on and within moments I was purging daemons like a true space marine, plowing through the hoards of enemies in my path
I could see a Commissar assigned to a Regiment who's planet is heavily focused on songs to empower them, singing this to embolden the troops in a really dire situation.
Something similar, is the tanith first and only, tho they do just instruments, no singing as far as I'm aware
@@deadboyo2773 Yeah, but these psychos use fething backpipes ... I think it is more to torture the enemy at this point.
“Follow my example or I’ll make you one”😭
Vox recording of Ciaphas Cains first last stand on Perlia
This is pretty much how it feels to play a Veteran with a commander build in Darktide
BEST COMMISSAR IS BACK LADS
My commissar gaunt and his ghost's capturing all the objects behind enemy lines, while my army is obliterated, securing the tactical victory be like:
There will be no retreat as long as the commisar is still standing.
The copyright broke before the AI did brothers.
This comment has been seized and claimed by the Imperial Chapter Blood Ravens as a Relic.
Best comment here 😂 👍🏻.
stealing that line thank you
yea
The blood Ravens claim this coment like a relic of the chapter
@@adriangonzalez7906 you got me
"THIS IS YOUR LAST STAND, NO DOUBT, NO FEAR!"
I love you commissar.
We had them surrounded. A single, solitary ruined building in which they were holed up. No longer even really trying to combat our overwhelming force, just to survive. Perhaps they were hoping we would leave them alone if they didn't fight back. We bombarded the ruin, a carpetry of Melta descended upon them, leaving naught but a smoldering crater. We circled in on the hole in the ground, safe in the assumption there was nothing but ash waiting for us. From the black smoke cloud, a single bolt escaped, and dug itself into the skull of the man to my left. He fell to the ground, instantly turned into a sack of worthless meat. The man to my right was next. I dove onto the ground, not a second too soon, as the man I had taken to calling my brother, who had been standing right behind me, was slain. From the smoke we heared the furious scream of a gruff-voiced man that instilled primal fear in our bodies.
"I'm still standing."
So this Commissar Lord Bernn never speaks in the campaign. He had to save his vocal cords for the victory party.
You know, Sisters of Battle and Commissars are supposed to be singing hymns and reciting inspirational quotes…this is canon for me. Especially for Ciaphas Cain
I literally started listening to this, stopped it, added three levels of battle ambience, started it again, now there are screams and machineguns constantly just beneath the commissar's solo.
It is so good.
Cadia Still Standing.
Catachan: 🕺
Cadians: 🤨
Kriegers: 💀
Someone needs to make an animation out of this of a Commissar just singing his away across the battlefield and styling on the enemy.
I remember that fay so well. The regimental band played their hearts out as the commissar sang. It was the first time the enemy ran away from the field.
"SIR, The xenos have surrounded us. Our last landing zone fell hours ago..." IM STILL STANDING "Yeah, YEAh, YEAHHH!"
THIS IS THE BEST SANGUINALA!!! Much love from the Death Korps trenches!!!
CANT KEEP DOWN THE COMMISSAR BABY
I was wondering where this disappeared. I missed it so much. Praise the Emperor! Also it sounds improved as well....Emperor Truly provides and protects!
How this would go against each faction
Khorn: slightly impressed and catches himself jaming befor killing them
Tzeentch: decides he just wants to style on them and makes his voice sound great and sing his heart out
Slanesh: surprisingly lets them live for giving them the pleasure of the comisars singing
Nurgle: just pulls out a living piano and jams out, then sings what a wonderful world with them
Chaos space marines: just impressed (reaction based off legion and im not writing that much go nuts)
Eldar: actually give them some respect and dont call them monkye, plus share one of their songs in a cultural exchange of sorts
Dark eldar: like the song and decide to just kill the guardsmen and not horribly torture them, takes commisar back just to sing at their parties
Orks: like the humiez muzic and it leads into a battle of the bands style contest against the commisar and his gaurdsmen vs da orks heavy metal wah song
Negcrons: dont care much for the song and rather stop and sing thriller in sync while doing the robot and blasting them all (Trazyn gets a vox recording to display in his museam as an examle of mankinds culture)
Tyranids: still act like normal but the gaurdsmen and the commisar are joyfully skiping through the hoards of bugs cutting them to bits with chainswords
Tau: realize this commisar is an imbodyment of the greater good with his singing voice and let them leave unharmed
Trazyn one is completely accurate
Bold to assume Trazyn wouldn't take the Commisar back to his museum and keep him alive until the end of time to jam with him.
@@redeye4516 fair 😁
The battle of Tourlemac XIX really turned around after Commissar Bjorlin dropped this banger
Been listing to the ciaphus cain series recently and I am *wheezing* at the mental image of Cain singing this, probably after being assigned as the schola tutor for commisars and thinking hes gonna have a peaceful retirement finally.
"Jurgen?"
"Yes commisar?"
"Drop my needle."
I like the idea of a commissar and his company even when they are on their last, singing with a smile on their face
This is just ciaphas cain singing while driving a tank at maximun speed in the oposite direction of the enemy.
Okay but why does this go harder then the space marine version
because a space marine cannot feel fear, and therefore cannot be brave. A commissar must be brave.
If a Commissar is wading into battle singing a banger like this I'm dying right beside them
Confused space marines when the commissar starts to sing like a Disney Princess
Someone should animate this like a musical break from a Disney movie for real
Guys, I think the commissar's still standing.
CANE CANE HERO IF THE IMPERIUM
Having ambient battle sounds in the background would elevate this to a 11/10
My melee-focused support veteran when I take a sniper shot to the dome on damnation difficulty and have a sliver of health left(Commanding Shout is off cooldown and I am now fully aware of where the karker is, helbore in hand.)
imagine if someone made this a special ability in Dawn Of War and it boosted Morale
Best decision to have commissars with British English.
So this is what Gaunt considers the fun side of his job.
It's sad that that this cover surprised me by not being out of context.
This song is about recovering from a toxic relationship. Space marines won't sing something like that, they have forgotten these things if ever knew them. But comissars are ordinary people. They have ordinary lives, as far as military allows. And they fulfill their duty, no matter what happens outside of the battlefield.
I'd say it is very disco.
it fits for the entire imperium regarding chaos. Recovering from a toxic relationship (chaos traitors)
Lord-Commissar Yarrick during the Second War of Armageddon, at the Gates of Hades Hive.
We’re making it out the Hive City with this one!
Brilliant.This is why ai music is great invention of humanity that will benefit internet community.I greatly enjoy it.
When Ibram Gaunt gets tired of the bagpipes and drums
Guard next suqad : *casually sing Emperium girls while blasting multilas at the enemy*
Gaunts injury's at the hands of traitors may have left him insane
Honestly this is both comical and fitting for the Commissars
Glory to Emperor! The Commissars will always stand! CADIA STANDS!
I've added this to my playlist.
This....... just........ bangs
H I G H M O M E N T U M
The final words of the last commissar on Cadia.
Guardsman: .......where is the music coming fro-
Commissar, singing: *shoots guardsman*
I think it might be your best one so far. Enjoying it on repeat HandsUp
Sometimes in order to raise troop morale, you gotta give them the ole Razzle Dazzle
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I think this is what the Valhallan 597th hears when Cain starts talking.
I imagine the scene like this before the Commissar starts singing:
The Commissar draws his blade and pistol before turning to address the men “Remember, the God-Emperor sits on the Golden Throne protecting us mortals from all manners of horrors, so we must stand FOR HIM!!!”
Si!!! por fin volvió el comisario en la mejor versión de "I´m still standing" que existe... gracias capo, muchas gracias.
This is a certified Rogue Trader moment.
Any Lamenter Space Marine after a battle
Ha, you finally did it
God Emperor approves
THANK YOU, I have been looking for this solo version everywhere. I have never been so inspired by a righteous Imperial Commissar
The Commissariat keeps finding new ways to inspire the troops.
This song plays 24/7 in Yarrick's head
He's returned. Hallelujah! (I still miss the Cloverfield monster roars in the background.)
when they fight against the Noise Marines, Commissar finally bust out his voice
When Ghazghkull and Yarrick have a falling out in their bromance.
Why do I feel like he'd be playing this while interrupting an Ork singing "Free Bird."
Ibram really slamming that battle speech!
chaos cultist: prepare to die loyalist do...
commasar: HIT YARRICKS MUSIC