You know this song would be 10's of thousands of years old for them. They would look at these songs like we look like the Epic of Gilgamesh sung in the original sumarian.
*The Marine, preparing to engage the Chaos forces who are currently unaware of his presence...* "Alright, let's do this!" *beep beep* "ancient psalms, blessings of survival, hmmmm, I think it was in the 20K+ category......ahhhh, there you are. Perfection..." *Cues up the song & starts recording the helmet-cam footage...*
@DylanJo123 *confused head tilt* um, no. "Warhammer 1K" would be set during Humanity's first 1,000 years, from 0,000 or 0,001, depending on how you start the counting, and 0,999. That would be the 1K bracket... We are currently in the 3K bracket - the years 2,000 to 2,999... Warhammer 40K takes place between 39,000 and 39,999, around 37,000 years in the future. That's how old our music would be by then... Yes, it could be sorted into the 2K+ category, but it'll be long enough for our music to qualify for the 20K+ category too...
You really believe Spezz Mareens don't have built in earbuds? They are known as Battle Stims and are built into their helmet. They can listen to Dark Cathedral Chants and Litanies or Lorn, Acid Rain. Sometimes when they've had a minimum of 3 service studs implanted they can download atleast 30 songs, for when there are warp disturbances, but the songs must be pro Imperial nothing heretical like purple rain by a slaneshi prince for example
@@OmniGSage A Loyalist: "one step closer to the Edge! N I'm abouta BrAek!" an Emperors Children: "BrrrEAAAAKE!!" amplifiers blaring Swingin lascanon guitar" (gives him a slight smirk) (Gets shot point blank in the eye lens, and sent back to the warp)
What I was expecting: Just some gameplay with the song in the background What I got: the most hilarious Warhammer rendition of a popular song that I have ever heard 😂 40k/10 would purge heretics to this
"So that Tech-Priest wasn't so high and mighty when i started ripping her augmetics out of her-" "Hey, wait. You hear that?" "Hear...oh, yeah. What is that? ... ... "Oh, by the Dark Gods, no..."
The mere thought of a 7 foot tall 2 ton angel of death with a rocket propelled machine gun just merrily singing this while casually hacking heretics and daemons apart is equal parts terrifying and beautiful.
"Why do we always have to listen to this old stuff, Sarg?" "Watch your mouth, son, this stuff is your history. It should remind you Marines what we're fight to protect." "Hey, if chaos wants to wipe out this particular part of my history, it's fine by me. Better it than us-" >Sarg bolter fire intensifies
reminder that when scaled purely by feats, namely how many greater daemons they've singlehandedly slain, Malum Caedo is easily the most dangerous combatant in the 40k setting. significantly more than any of the primarchs, and possibly the emperor.
@@justinokraski3796The most exotic weapons Malum had were the Volkite caliver and Gravcannon, both very much rank and file weapons by Great Crusade/Horus Heresy standard.
"One day, the war will be over, and people will forget that this is the moment it turned. And it wasn't because of some Cawl invention, or because the Primarchs are returning. It was a Sternguard, named Malum Caedo, who honestly terrifies me." - Rowboat Girlyman, M41
Dude, I just revisited Soulstorm. I sent my Force Commander to buy me some time while I built my defenses. That mf held off an entire wave of orks and was still swinging once I got 3 squads of marines to back him up. Seriously hurt Grimskull while he was at it. This must have been the song ringing in his ears.
The fact this guy is literally the last canonical firstborn Sternguard veteran standing -because Guilliman got rid of them all in favor of primarysue marines- makes beating the game on last difficulty personal.
Imagine bein soo draconic to reach levels that make your mind able to withstand direct exposition chaos shenanigans like multiple lord of change, and be able to keep functioning.
I always felt there was a missed opportunity to portray Astartes as having a fundamentally different temperament prior to the Heresy and the reforms thereafter. I thought it would be a fun way to work in a bit of the Rogue Trader 80s metal style. And here it is.
I love the fact that - given how many things made it through the 41st Millenium, it would maybeeeeee be possible that this song made it to there. Malus Caedo be like : *IT IS THE FAVORITE SONG OF MY FATHER, HE LEARNED IT FROM HIS FATHER BEFORE HIM. I LEARNED IT ALL SO I CAN CHANT WHILE I PURGE THIS VILE FILTH FROM GRAIA AS GRANDAD INTENDS. NOW BE PURGED IN MY GRANDAD FLAMES*
Malum Caedo is a monster. Single-handedly stopping a second invasion of Graia by wiping out hundreds of daemons, heretics, greater daemons such as a plague lord and a lord of change, and a lord sorcerer. The Emperor would be proud.
This could just be a coincidence or maybe luck but hear me out. I was playing Doom 2016 on my PS4 and I am playing it on nightmare difficulty. I am not a professional at the game, don't know how to quick swap, reaction and thinking speed is only good enough to survive, movement and aim is enough to just shot it with some of my ammo till it die but still I am trying to improve myself. I was fighting demons on the Argent D'Nur level, closing the hell portal with the crusable. I keep dying on the fight that you need to do to open the gate to The Wraiths. It was like the difficulty say, "Nightmare" and I am getting annoyed. So I open random song to keep myself motivated and when I was about to get into the fight again, this song start to play and let me tell you. The adrenaline was intense and I win and to top it off. The song end right when the gate open. I don't know either that was luck, my skills improve or because of this song. Maybe a combination of all of that. That was an amazing feeling and I just want to share my story with you guys because how excited I am.
Imagine you’re a space marine officer that has told your platoon to hold ground and defend when all of a sudden you see a heretic portal open in front of you. You brace your soldiers for the daemons and heretics to start spewing out of it, and they do, just in several pieces. One of the tech marines says they’re picking up a signal from the portal, and they patch the signal through to you and your ears are just filled with the joyous song of a single marine as he spreads the will of the emperor. Something starts to happen. The portal widens and makes a growling noise but the marines song does not stop. A greater daemon appears to be sliding towards your platoon but you see something in front of it. A blue and white shape that is actually dragging it along the ground along with a sorcerer. You finally get a good look at it and see that it’s Malum. God damn. Caedo.
Let's be honest, Malum Caedo is literally the doomguy of the warhammer 40k universe. In my idea of lore, he literally could beat a primarch because he just can't die, not even to insanely powerful aspects of chaos
If we are to believe that this game and space marine 2 are of the same universe that would mean that while it usually takes a heavy class space marine to wield heavy weapons such as a heavy plasma gun, Malum Caedo can do it just cause he's him.
Tech Priest: we’ve discovered a new STC! It appears to be a…vox capture predating the age of strife! Who knows what secrets it contains? (100 years later) Tech-priest: they’re still singing it!!
![Twenty One Pilots - “The Line” (from Arcane Season 2) [Official Music Video]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/E2Rj2gQAyPA/mqdefault.jpg)
CODEX ASTARTES DOES SUPPORT THIS ACTION
this remix*
Rowboat Girlyman : *"SHUT - "*
Things not supported by the Codex: I dunno, I can’t read them, must mean everything’s supported
Shut up leandros
WELL I CANT READ, SO FUCK IT
Every Ultramarine waking up, knowing they have a Gene-father that loves them and is alive:
Me a World(ass)Eater:😢🙃😡🤬😈👿
Imperial fist :💀
Imagine knowing who your Gene-father is. 🥲
@@sethkrueger5472 that’s all fists deserve. Fuck em
Iron warriors 😩
"Uh, Commander, does our Brother know he is on open vox?"
"Shh, let him cook."
A full course of FULLY CODEX COMPLIANT VIOLENCE
What's he cooking?
@@t-rex1019 He's cooking Lords of Change and Great Unclean Ones, currently.
@@gamerraider889 ohh yeah my bad. Who's he cooking?
Gamerraider889: "Bruh I just told you"
@@t-rex1019 A major banger.
Imagine the horror of all those heretics... to be trapped in warp with a singing (screaming) ultra-beakie.
Emphasis on the screaming
He sounds like TFS Vegeta.
Imagine an 800 pound heavily armed walking fridge rapidly approaching you at 80 miles per hour and it was Singing joyously.
@@Sonichero151 So, a noise marine?
@@VallornDeathbladeworse(if you’re a heretic)
Dead Space: You are stuck with space abominations.
BoltGun: Space abominations are stuck with you.
Actually that applies to both.
Yeah Isaac is a unit in his own right
Dude stopped an alien invasion with a repurposed surgical tool.
weaponized psychological trauma murder machine is the technical term @@SexyFace
In the first one we were stuck with the Space Abominations... In the 2nd and arguably the 3rd? _They were stuck with us and we've only gotten better._
Chaos Sorcerer: HOW? HOW IS HE BEATING US IT'S JUST ONE SPACE MARINE!
Malum Caedo: Servitor please play Still Standing on repeat
"Do we suck or is this guy really that good?"
@@Grubnar Both!
I could easily see “I AM STILL STANDING” as a challenge from a space marine to a chaos marine who has thought he has won
"I didn't hear no bell..."
"Emperor didn't give me a permission to die!!"
"IF THE EMPEROR HAD WANTED YOU TO LIVE, HE WOULD NOT HAVE CREATED *ME* !"
"REMEMBER BROTHERS, DYING IS HERESY!!!"
"THIS IS THE EMPORORS WORLD AND YOU ARE NOT WELCOMED IN HIS WORLD"
Space marine sent alone in the warp.
Space marine : So it's an even fight.
You can kill space marine.
But you can't kill space marine will of fight.
uriel ventris vibes.
he might puke his soul out but he will also obliterate your entire warp-ridden shithole planet
That's a Named Ultramarine for you. There's nothing deadlier in the whole 40k galaxy.
The funny thing is there is indeed a space Marine in the warp who made a Daemon Prince his bitch and even chaos itself tries to ignore him
*Caldor Drago has entered the room*
Malum Cadeo : *Arrives in the warp*
Khorne: OH BOY, OH BOY, OH BOY, OH BOY, OH BOYEST OF BOYS!!!
😂
Khorne: here comes THE BOY (8)
Tzeentch: * Appreciating the change in atmosphere and knowing it’s all going to plan* HELLO BOY
👍 nice h:to ref
When Malum Caedo enters the Warp, Khorne squeals like a fangirl and wants his autograph
You know this song would be 10's of thousands of years old for them. They would look at these songs like we look like the Epic of Gilgamesh sung in the original sumarian.
Somehow, that just makes this even better.
*The Marine, preparing to engage the Chaos forces who are currently unaware of his presence...*
"Alright, let's do this!" *beep beep* "ancient psalms, blessings of survival, hmmmm, I think it was in the 20K+ category......ahhhh, there you are. Perfection..."
*Cues up the song & starts recording the helmet-cam footage...*
@@LordCastigator
Hate to be that guy but 20k would be around the 20,000th year mark. Im assuming you mean around the 2k mark
@DylanJo123 *confused head tilt* um, no. "Warhammer 1K" would be set during Humanity's first 1,000 years, from 0,000 or 0,001, depending on how you start the counting, and 0,999. That would be the 1K bracket...
We are currently in the 3K bracket - the years 2,000 to 2,999...
Warhammer 40K takes place between 39,000 and 39,999, around 37,000 years in the future. That's how old our music would be by then...
Yes, it could be sorted into the 2K+ category, but it'll be long enough for our music to qualify for the 20K+ category too...
And here I am, an absolute fan of the Epic of Gilgamesh. Caedo needs to be Titus's Enkidu. For glory!
You really believe Spezz Mareens don't have built in earbuds? They are known as Battle Stims and are built into their helmet. They can listen to Dark Cathedral Chants and Litanies or Lorn, Acid Rain. Sometimes when they've had a minimum of 3 service studs implanted they can download atleast 30 songs, for when there are warp disturbances, but the songs must be pro Imperial nothing heretical like purple rain by a slaneshi prince for example
Thousands of Linkin Loyalist fans.
@@OmniGSage Absolute lunatics
The best part about 40k. I have no idea if you're joking! It could go either way.
@@OmniGSage A Loyalist: "one step closer to the Edge! N I'm abouta BrAek!"
an Emperors Children: "BrrrEAAAAKE!!" amplifiers blaring Swingin lascanon guitar" (gives him a slight smirk)
(Gets shot point blank in the eye lens, and sent back to the warp)
Hey purple rain is a good song
The harmonizing vocals instead being just guttural screaming in the background is perfection.
Guilliman, Titus, Uriel Ventris and Malum Caedo single-handedly making the ultramarines beloved in the fandom again.
tbf Cato Sicarius has gotten a lot better since he came down with Ultra-Depression after spending a century stuck in the warp
"Your comm unit is on. I REPEAT, UNIT, YOUR COMM'S--"
"With all due respect sir, let him cook."
“Brother, should we tell him his Vox is on?”
“No, let him cook.”
Your voice honors the emperor brother!
His voice may crack at times but his faith in Deh Emprah is as firm as AURAMITE! FOR DEH EMPRAH!
Those are not voice cracks, those are screaming heretics
He's screaming that hard to keep the whispers of the warp away
*Brother Santodes liked this.*
@@diegoolivares1081the Chaos Gods can't whisper in my ear if I'm screaming at them
Emperor's Children if they kept loyal.
...Or just what Rylanor used as bait to attract Fulgrim into the Materium.
As a huge Warhammer nerd, I must Support the Codex on this.
Yes inquisitor, this one right here
@@alucardgd2831No brother! The Codex supports this!
What I was expecting: Just some gameplay with the song in the background
What I got: the most hilarious Warhammer rendition of a popular song that I have ever heard 😂
40k/10 would purge heretics to this
there are a lot of these, they are ai made
*will purge heretics to this
@@Majster4K
*must purge heretics to this
@@tdpuuhailee8222have purged heretics to this
@@magnuslauri9391*still purging heretics to this
"So that Tech-Priest wasn't so high and mighty when i started ripping her augmetics out of her-"
"Hey, wait. You hear that?"
"Hear...oh, yeah. What is that?
...
...
"Oh, by the Dark Gods, no..."
This is what every Space Marine forced to take the Death Oath has to sing non-stop in my head canon now
Only in silence does my duty end.
The mere thought of a 7 foot tall 2 ton angel of death with a rocket propelled machine gun just merrily singing this while casually hacking heretics and daemons apart is equal parts terrifying and beautiful.
"Legends and tales has it that this Marine left the Noise Marines in shock..."
And in mulchy pieces.
This game brought some of the hardest lines out of me and some of the silliest
It just keeps getting better. that meme was pure gold
I agree with you, loyalists dog
@@dimitrijejovanovic5939 Nice. you found me, told ya i saw this before
"How does it feel to fight and die for your corpse emperor?!"
Ultramarine: "Euphoric"
"Why do we always have to listen to this old stuff, Sarg?"
"Watch your mouth, son, this stuff is your history. It should remind you Marines what we're fight to protect."
"Hey, if chaos wants to wipe out this particular part of my history, it's fine by me. Better it than us-"
>Sarg bolter fire intensifies
If I was a heretic and listened to this song before I was torn to pieces, I would be happy, I won't deny it!👍
yes inquisitor, this one right here
You are heretic tho
Friendly reminder: this game is canon
NO FUCKING WAY IS THIS SHIT CANON
reminder that when scaled purely by feats, namely how many greater daemons they've singlehandedly slain, Malum Caedo is easily the most dangerous combatant in the 40k setting. significantly more than any of the primarchs, and possibly the emperor.
Keep in mind he’s using all kinds of crazy weapons while the primarchs were hitting them with swords and fists
@@justinokraski3796Rogal Dorn with his masterly crafted Boltgun made by the Adeptus Custodes: am I a joke to you?
@@justinokraski3796The most exotic weapons Malum had were the Volkite caliver and Gravcannon, both very much rank and file weapons by Great Crusade/Horus Heresy standard.
Not the Emperor, because His blessings and power are vital to everyone else's achievements.
And to think he was only a firstborn space marine, smaller and less genetically enhanced than his Primaris brethren
The Inquisitor listening into Malum's Vox comms: "Let him cook"
Comms: "Sir, i think he has no clue his mic is on open? should we tell him?"
Captain: "NO, Let him cook!"
This . . . Is unironically my favourite version of this song.
Khorne must have been weeping tears of joy, to witness such beautiful carnage and all out war synced to such a beautiful hymn.......
He’s still purging
It's funny, I can actually see Malum Caedo singing this while slaying the heretics, just having the time of his little blueberry life.
He prefers to howl in contempt at daemon spawn about how their existence demands retribution.
A 7 foot tall genetically enhanced supersoldier singing gleefully and ripping apart your squad would scare even a Chaos God
Your last sternguard veteran in game when you roll only sixes for saves and hit rolls:
This unknown Marine single handedly cleanse the entire planet of Chaos
His official name is Malum Caedo
@@ianwalker8042A name that will have it's praises sang for ages, slayer of lords of change and great unclean ones!
A word bearer said he couldn’t take on the whole planet and beakie responded with “Bet?”
@@ianwalker8042his unofficial name is Skrombly, breaker of spines
hes not unknown brother IT IS HE! MALUM CAEDO! AND HE WILL FINISH WHAT CAPTAIN TITUS STARTED!
0:58 wait was tha a plasmagun rocket jump?
Well to me that is now canon and Caedo is in fact siging This song the whole time.
"One day, the war will be over, and people will forget that this is the moment it turned. And it wasn't because of some Cawl invention, or because the Primarchs are returning. It was a Sternguard, named Malum Caedo, who honestly terrifies me." - Rowboat Girlyman, M41
39k years later and this still banging. Lore accurate for it being a holy hymn!
Imagine, a squad of terminators singing this song in unison while slaying xenos, it would be the most beautiful thing in the universe
Basically Space Hulk: Deathwing
Me and my boys dicking around in space hulk be like
Such an underrated game Boltgun deserves more love
The amount of joy I have felt watching this is the most joy I’ve had in a long time and all I can say is thank you GOD EMPEROR
Captain: who is ussing the channel to sing?
Marine: bother andresius sir.
Captain: move him to channel sigma, the audio quality is better
Dude, I just revisited Soulstorm. I sent my Force Commander to buy me some time while I built my defenses. That mf held off an entire wave of orks and was still swinging once I got 3 squads of marines to back him up. Seriously hurt Grimskull while he was at it. This must have been the song ringing in his ears.
Khorne:"First of all Big Fan"
the space marine singing this will never get old I genuinely love the song
Imagine being some chaos sorcerer and hearing this grow in volume towards you lol
The fact this guy is literally the last canonical firstborn Sternguard veteran standing -because Guilliman got rid of them all in favor of primarysue marines- makes beating the game on last difficulty personal.
Canonically caedo is stronger then a primarch
We didn't need primaris marines we just needed more caedos
Eldrad: “I’ve been “still standing” for over 10,000 years and counting.”
Commissar: “You don’t count, xeno.”
Eldrad: *jealous elf noises*
Imagine bein soo draconic to reach levels that make your mind able to withstand direct exposition chaos shenanigans like multiple lord of change, and be able to keep functioning.
as far as I'm concerned, this is the only version of this song. This is an original piece of music.
Good Job
I'm becoming more of a Warhammer 40K fan thanks to this. XD
-"bobby G, caedo isn't aware that the vox is on, should we inform him"
-"no, let bro cook"
True Genius Brother. FOR ZE EMPRAH
I feel like the one reason why this game was made, was to allow 40k fans to combat the Doom Guy memes.
Well played GW.
Acolyte: Visual VoX communitcations link establish, Inquisitor. Ready to send message.
Inquisitor: Cancel the message. Let him cook.
Others:
“An Single Space Marine can't close and Win over an Warp Rift himself, but will you accept that?”
Malum Caedo:
“Nah, I'd Win.”
I always felt there was a missed opportunity to portray Astartes as having a fundamentally different temperament prior to the Heresy and the reforms thereafter. I thought it would be a fun way to work in a bit of the Rogue Trader 80s metal style. And here it is.
So happy i randomly started liking the 40k universe and all the things that come with it
"hes our silliest ultramarine...but the best"
It is reassuring to know that even in the grim darkness of the far future… Brother Elton is still doing his thing.
Finally someone made video with this AI masterpiece
ABSOLUTE PIECE OF ART
This is sooooo awesome ! Will become my new ring tone for sure ! Yeaaaah yeah yeah !
I love the fact that - given how many things made it through the 41st Millenium, it would maybeeeeee be possible that this song made it to there.
Malus Caedo be like : *IT IS THE FAVORITE SONG OF MY FATHER, HE LEARNED IT FROM HIS FATHER BEFORE HIM. I LEARNED IT ALL SO I CAN CHANT WHILE I PURGE THIS VILE FILTH FROM GRAIA AS GRANDAD INTENDS. NOW BE PURGED IN MY GRANDAD FLAMES*
WE OUT HERE PURGING HERETICS WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Commenting just to support this amazing work
Brother Eltonious is doing wonders for company moral
Can’t wait for the Space Marine 2 version of this :3
'Sir does brother Eltonis know that he's on an open channel?'
'... let him purge'
Malum Caedo is a monster. Single-handedly stopping a second invasion of Graia by wiping out hundreds of daemons, heretics, greater daemons such as a plague lord and a lord of change, and a lord sorcerer. The Emperor would be proud.
I have been waiting for this. Someone to put the meme to the game. I’m glad I’m not disappointed, carry on soldier, doing the God Emperors work!
Malum Caedo AI songs is something I never knew I needed
Truly, the Will of the Emperor was coursing through Elton John's veins as he made this song
Commander, should I tell him he's on an open channel?
No, let him cook.
This could just be a coincidence or maybe luck but hear me out.
I was playing Doom 2016 on my PS4 and I am playing it on nightmare difficulty. I am not a professional at the game, don't know how to quick swap, reaction and thinking speed is only good enough to survive, movement and aim is enough to just shot it with some of my ammo till it die but still I am trying to improve myself. I was fighting demons on the Argent D'Nur level, closing the hell portal with the crusable. I keep dying on the fight that you need to do to open the gate to The Wraiths. It was like the difficulty say, "Nightmare" and I am getting annoyed. So I open random song to keep myself motivated and when I was about to get into the fight again, this song start to play and let me tell you. The adrenaline was intense and I win and to top it off. The song end right when the gate open.
I don't know either that was luck, my skills improve or because of this song. Maybe a combination of all of that.
That was an amazing feeling and I just want to share my story with you guys because how excited I am.
Malum Caedo: *singing Elton John's "I'm Still Standing"*
Chaos Space Marine: "Oh, i love this song!" *gets cut in half vertically by chainsword*
One of the Videos of all time, the noosphere is rife with likes!
Imagine you’re a space marine officer that has told your platoon to hold ground and defend when all of a sudden you see a heretic portal open in front of you. You brace your soldiers for the daemons and heretics to start spewing out of it, and they do, just in several pieces. One of the tech marines says they’re picking up a signal from the portal, and they patch the signal through to you and your ears are just filled with the joyous song of a single marine as he spreads the will of the emperor. Something starts to happen. The portal widens and makes a growling noise but the marines song does not stop. A greater daemon appears to be sliding towards your platoon but you see something in front of it. A blue and white shape that is actually dragging it along the ground along with a sorcerer. You finally get a good look at it and see that it’s Malum. God damn. Caedo.
Brother elton the chapters finest morale booster
Me, a salamander: Brothers I believe we're going to need the flamer.....the HEAVY flamer.
Perfect intro!
This is the absolute best thanks for taking the time to make this
Did this come from that meme of the marine not knowing that he's on open comms while shredding through tyranids
All we need is a version that keeps the weapon sounds. It's that little bit needed
“Shall I inform him that the vox is still on?”
“Nono, let him cook”
Let's be honest, Malum Caedo is literally the doomguy of the warhammer 40k universe. In my idea of lore, he literally could beat a primarch because he just can't die, not even to insanely powerful aspects of chaos
"Are they dealt with?" "Yes Lord Samael, yet one survivor remains and he, well, won't - stop - singing"
If we are to believe that this game and space marine 2 are of the same universe that would mean that while it usually takes a heavy class space marine to wield heavy weapons such as a heavy plasma gun, Malum Caedo can do it just cause he's him.
It is in the same universe. Caedo mentions titus
"Hey, when did they add a music station to the vox?"
"They didnt......."
He has the voice of an angel 🥰🥰🥰
THE SCREAMS OF THE HERETICS SHALL BECOME MY THEME SONG!!!
also
GREAT VID MATE!!!
The absolutely feral screaming lmao
when he said "AAaaAAAaaaaAAAAaaaa!" i really felt that.
Titus approved! 👍
Tech Priest: we’ve discovered a new STC! It appears to be a…vox capture predating the age of strife! Who knows what secrets it contains?
(100 years later)
Tech-priest: they’re still singing it!!
I don’t know what I was expecting when I clicked on this, but here it is