Jenny Stardust - My Arms Are Just F*ckin' Stuck Like This (FULL SONG)

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  • @DizzyEyes94
    @DizzyEyes94 2 месяца назад +5332

    The sheer power of that first, "FUCK," KILLS me

  • @williamhopper7034
    @williamhopper7034 3 месяца назад +5895

    𝘍 𝘜 𝘊 𝘒

    • @sawdustcrypto3987
      @sawdustcrypto3987 3 месяца назад +158

      This song has one of the best choruses ever written:
      "This isnt gooooood."
      Really gets the point across

    • @williamhopper7034
      @williamhopper7034 3 месяца назад +59

      @@sawdustcrypto3987 It really makes you relate to her pain. She is such a brave woman

    • @pimpusmane
      @pimpusmane 3 месяца назад +44

      Written exactly as it was sung.

    • @gordonbrooks9181
      @gordonbrooks9181 2 месяца назад +22

      Made by A.I. No way to differentiate the two . Do not embark on a career in the film industry right now.

    • @gordonbrooks9181
      @gordonbrooks9181 2 месяца назад +5

      Words of wisdom Loyd, words of wisdom.

  • @matesafranka6110
    @matesafranka6110 Месяц назад +1713

    I love that her immediate concern isn't that she may end up permanently disfigured or unable to eat, but that she'll have to walk like a douche. Which, to be fair, is a completely valid concern.

    • @baddie1shoe
      @baddie1shoe Месяц назад +12

      lol

    • @LFnova9
      @LFnova9 Месяц назад +2

      are you british? I read it with an english accent it works well. Wondered if I was right?

    • @baddie1shoe
      @baddie1shoe Месяц назад +7

      I played this independently of one another driving with my adult children to get their reaction.
      Result: a regular car ride with mom
      Where do I go from here?

    • @matesafranka6110
      @matesafranka6110 25 дней назад +6

      @@LFnova9 I'm not British, just kind of pretentious

    • @LFnova9
      @LFnova9 25 дней назад

      @@matesafranka6110 LOL that was a good answer, you really made me laugh. It's alright I accept you for who you are! lol xo

  • @leperface
    @leperface 3 месяца назад +4141

    "am i fucking going to die?"

    • @penguinmaster7
      @penguinmaster7 3 месяца назад

      FUCK

    • @teuast
      @teuast 3 месяца назад +196

      "Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!"

    • @benjamink1403
      @benjamink1403 3 месяца назад +102

      "this aint normal"

    • @Snookbone
      @Snookbone 2 месяца назад +7

      We heard

    • @enkoid
      @enkoid 2 месяца назад +11

      Has anyone seen my breath?

  • @Wojtek_Ch
    @Wojtek_Ch 3 месяца назад +5250

    "I guess you guys aren't ready for that, yet. But your kids are gonna love it."
    -Marty McFly

    • @v037_
      @v037_ 2 месяца назад +42

      Naruto run

    • @HardcoreHokage-cw4uq
      @HardcoreHokage-cw4uq 2 месяца назад +4

      @@v037_ No.

    • @DeadButDreaming666
      @DeadButDreaming666 2 месяца назад +8

      Wow. How original. I've only seen 3 variations of this quote in every since comment section for every video on the channel.

    • @HardcoreHokage-cw4uq
      @HardcoreHokage-cw4uq 2 месяца назад +19

      @@DeadButDreaming666 Great Scott.

    • @M4rtyMcFly21
      @M4rtyMcFly21 2 месяца назад +5

      😂

  • @TheSkullivan12
    @TheSkullivan12 Месяц назад +1112

    I’m really amused by the implication that this suddenly happened to her, and instead of going to a doctor or doing anything about it, she decided to write, perform, record, and produce an entire record to express her confusion.

    • @danielnevill3076
      @danielnevill3076 Месяц назад +17

      @@mh20162 or maybe they are doing a fun theoretical? Something along the lines of "if I assume the story within the song depicts a real event, the idea of a person making a song about their arms being locked in place and thinking they are going to die instead of going to see their GP would be very assuming." You know, the proportion of the amount of neural-network generated content doesn't make the thought "lol women make song bout arm stuck instead of see doctor heeheehoohoo" any less funny?

    • @himwiththehair8118
      @himwiththehair8118 Месяц назад +4

      @@mh20162 I feel sorry for you, assuming everyone else is stupid

    • @timothybruce4638
      @timothybruce4638 Месяц назад +12

      Am I the only one who imagined she went to the doctor already, and they didn’t know what to do? I don’t know what other people’s’ life experience is like, but going to the doctor and having your problems remaining unsolved is, like, super-normal. That was my first take on what the song was about.

    • @redhen2123
      @redhen2123 Месяц назад +9

      " instead of going to a doctor or doing anything about it, she decided to write, perform, record, and produce an entire record to express her confusion"
      Yes, this what they did in the 60's, before the Internet was opened up to the general public. Pre-Tik tok

    • @Wepawnet
      @Wepawnet Месяц назад +1

      ha

  • @chrisfrancisbass8991
    @chrisfrancisbass8991 2 месяца назад +2683

    When they warned us that AI will pose untold dangers, but also bring immense benefits to humanity, they were talking about this channel

    • @machenka
      @machenka 2 месяца назад +138

      How do you know the dude uploading these classics is named Al? Could be a Bob or Fred for all we know. Is it really important though? The classics on this channel is super rare on the vinyl market and goes for thousands of dollars when sold so finally being able to listen to these bangers is incredible. Thanks ‘Al/Alfie/Albert/Alfred’ or whatever your name is!

    • @davidthedeaf
      @davidthedeaf 2 месяца назад +110

      The problem is in the future they will not know what was real or faked, and this could wind up being in a virtual museum.

    • @cam4636
      @cam4636 2 месяца назад +51

      @@davidthedeaf And then our ghosts will get to laugh at them for being gullible; it's a net win

    • @Red-Hermit
      @Red-Hermit Месяц назад +61

      @@davidthedeafjust like we probably have the ancient equivalent of newspaper comics labeled as religious texts in our museums. Roman ghosts are laughing at us.

    • @Mattisttam
      @Mattisttam Месяц назад +16

      AI is like the little brother or sister that's still in their fun stages and learning things.

  • @TheSteveBoyd
    @TheSteveBoyd 3 месяца назад +3481

    Jenny Stardust has all but faded into obscurity in the U.S., but her immense cultural impact in Japan cannot be overstated. For example, fans of Japanese Anime, particularly the ever-popular "Naruto", will no doubt recognize Jenny's influence. Though it is colloquially known as "Naruto Running", the arms-back style is CLASSIC Stardust. What a legend!

    • @isashisha
      @isashisha 2 месяца назад +72

      FAKE. A guy wrote this and got AI to generate a 50s sound to it.

    • @courtnie97
      @courtnie97 2 месяца назад +396

      ​@isashisha lol you don't belong here.

    • @nickchavez720
      @nickchavez720 2 месяца назад +216

      Whoosh! Did you see that? That was the joke flying right over their head!

    • @christopherhelton6999
      @christopherhelton6999 2 месяца назад +266

      @@isashisha No! NO! My mom still has her ticket stub from when she went to see Jenny Stardust when she was 14! You're a LIAR!!! I'm so rip-shit mad right now!

    • @RobinDude
      @RobinDude 2 месяца назад

      @@christopherhelton6999this asshole made me rip my fuckin lamp in half

  • @nickjohnson410
    @nickjohnson410 2 месяца назад +706

    I woke of this morning sore AF and the first thought that popped into my head was...
    "This ain't normal. Fuck! What do I do? Now I gotta walk like a douche for the rest of my life. Am I fucking gonna die?"

  • @majoraslayer64
    @majoraslayer64 3 месяца назад +1407

    This is unironically a total bop lmao

    • @johnklein338
      @johnklein338 3 месяца назад +41

      Shades of Bad Lip Reading or Weird Al.

    • @rh_Robinhood
      @rh_Robinhood 2 месяца назад +7

      That’s what I’m saying

    • @beatlemnkyhuman
      @beatlemnkyhuman 2 месяца назад +4

      Total jamski

    • @xXluluchanelXx
      @xXluluchanelXx Месяц назад +6

      @@johnklein338 I know Kevin from BLR through a friend and I can tell you his entire circle is musicians that are super talented but he's still way at the top. he deserves the praise!!

  • @alexbowlin7044
    @alexbowlin7044 2 месяца назад +388

    this was played at one of jenny's concerts, it was created from scratch, she was going to sing a song she wrote that morning called "check out what my arms can do isn't it cool?" but with two loud cracks this classic was born

    • @_valor
      @_valor Месяц назад +16

      Oh nah not the two loud cracks 😭😭😂😂

    • @kalyssiaseptember
      @kalyssiaseptember Месяц назад +5

      LMFAO

    • @titanqueen7217
      @titanqueen7217 Месяц назад +16

      She improv’d this song live on stage and it became the biggest hit of her career

    • @JadeS-ww7sr
      @JadeS-ww7sr 24 дня назад +2

      That’s hilarious, I had a good lol for real and my dog went nuts, thanks! 😂✌

    • @andrewdias478
      @andrewdias478 3 дня назад +1

      Real Lore

  • @DanG626
    @DanG626 2 месяца назад +631

    The reverb on those “FUCK”s is 🤌👌🤝🤜🤛

  • @kingsford3657
    @kingsford3657 2 месяца назад +868

    Jenny Stardust married the lead singer of the Sticky Sweethearts in 1973. He fully credits her with helping him kick his glue issues. She says all she had to do was hold the glue container in her right hand and stand facing him. They’re still together and still in love.

    • @ObscurestVinyl
      @ObscurestVinyl  2 месяца назад +125

      No way…🤯🤯🤯🤯

    • @CosmicIceCream
      @CosmicIceCream 2 месяца назад +52

      I seem to also recall right after that she had successful 1960s Arm Realignment Surgery (AKA amputation). Less to work with but she's generally much happier and training to use your feet and toes as your arms and hands isn't as hard it might seem.

    • @davidthedeaf
      @davidthedeaf 2 месяца назад +3

      @@CosmicIceCreami think you are recalling your momma.

    • @dontaskme7004
      @dontaskme7004 2 месяца назад +35

      They put the past behind them and stuck together.

    • @dougfisher1813
      @dougfisher1813 2 месяца назад +5

      I did not know that. Thanks!

  • @meg5323
    @meg5323 Месяц назад +719

    "What's your favourite song?" "It's complicated..."

  • @KILLKRYPTOOfficial
    @KILLKRYPTOOfficial Месяц назад +160

    finally, an artist singing about real world problems

  • @ASpectralWriter
    @ASpectralWriter 3 месяца назад +825

    Need the whole obscurest vinyl on a single record

    • @garystinten9339
      @garystinten9339 3 месяца назад +10

      Go to a record company and get it done..

    • @ActuallyHoudini
      @ActuallyHoudini 3 месяца назад +20

      ​@@garystinten9339 do you know how that even works

    • @garystinten9339
      @garystinten9339 3 месяца назад

      @@ActuallyHoudini I would think you go to a record pressing company (vinyl stamping/pressing company) with the audio you want pressed and place an order to have a set number of pressings done and then pay the people and they give you your product.
      Google vinyl presser

    • @kubrickenigma7977
      @kubrickenigma7977 3 месяца назад +17

      ​@ActuallyHoudini Find a business that presses vinyls and pay them to produce a quantity of records. It isn't cheap, but it is doable.

    • @ASpectralWriter
      @ASpectralWriter 3 месяца назад +7

      @@kubrickenigma7977 are there really places that make custom records?

  • @tropezando
    @tropezando Месяц назад +508

    Blasting this on my way to my Wednesday physical therapy appointments

    • @thatonellamawhoissoobsesse8138
      @thatonellamawhoissoobsesse8138 Месяц назад +10

      Good way to start the day 😊 I wish you luck!!!

    • @cinnamonrollypoly
      @cinnamonrollypoly Месяц назад +2

      should probably be mental therapy. 😜🤣

    • @thatonellamawhoissoobsesse8138
      @thatonellamawhoissoobsesse8138 Месяц назад +1

      @@cinnamonrollypoly Are you afraid to go to therapy?

    • @cinnamonrollypoly
      @cinnamonrollypoly Месяц назад +2

      @@thatonellamawhoissoobsesse8138 Actually, I'm in therapy right now. 😂. Both physical and mental. It was a joke, relax

    • @thatonellamawhoissoobsesse8138
      @thatonellamawhoissoobsesse8138 Месяц назад +2

      @@cinnamonrollypoly Well you gotta admit that mine was also just a question
      Just know that stigmatization and making therapy taboo is what would stop someone from going to get professional help
      Takes a lot to even decide to go. So hearing your progress, I wish you luck- just know others aren't as lucky..it's nice to remind them that it can be good

  • @Abi-hu1eh
    @Abi-hu1eh 3 месяца назад +561

    Gosh, that "fuck" hits

  • @TheHarrisontemple
    @TheHarrisontemple 3 месяца назад +470

    I can hardly believe Jenny Stardust improvised this entire track live on stage becuase her arms just got stuck like that, truly an inspiration.

    • @problematique9389
      @problematique9389 2 месяца назад +40

      This is actually a rumor. She actually wrote this one day after her WLJ (wandering lockjaw) presented. Instead of getting upset, she turned it into a money maker. FUCK.

  • @chucksmith4472
    @chucksmith4472 3 месяца назад +945

    She transitioned her career into ski jumping

  • @darkstar19
    @darkstar19 2 месяца назад +285

    If I worked in an old folks home id be slipping these into the playlists

    • @jackodriscoll3817
      @jackodriscoll3817 Месяц назад +21

      This killed me.

    • @Casual_Crow
      @Casual_Crow Месяц назад +18

      My mom does, I should tell her to tbh

    • @Trainspotter-
      @Trainspotter- Месяц назад +7

      @@Casual_Crowpls it would make the world slightly better and make them happy

    • @paulbunyangonewild7596
      @paulbunyangonewild7596 8 дней назад +4

      ​@@Trainspotter- "oh wow a new one"

  • @marc.sellgren
    @marc.sellgren Месяц назад +121

    I can tell you, I almost fucking lost it. Tears running down my cheeks.

  • @arthurbernstein634
    @arthurbernstein634 2 месяца назад +127

    1 year ago I woke up one day with incredible pain in my neck, shoulders and arms. A few of my fingers were numb and it felt like I was being electrocuted inside my body when I moved my arms. On top of all that, my arms were super weak from nerve inflammation. Turns out I had ruptured multiple discs in my neck as well as carpal tunnel in both wrists. I finally got corrective surgery for it 2 weeks ago and I'm slowly on the mend.
    Words cannot express how cathartic is it to hear this song. The lyrics are basically all I was thinking for the past year.

    • @lifeinpodunkville543
      @lifeinpodunkville543 2 месяца назад +14

      I'm dealing with frozen shoulder. Not fun to be stuck like this!

    • @insidejoke3223
      @insidejoke3223 Месяц назад +2

      Glad to hear you're getting better :)

  • @ChiliFlame
    @ChiliFlame Месяц назад +62

    The first "FUCK" hits you right in the funny bone

    • @bryannab7566
      @bryannab7566 13 дней назад +2

      "Am I fucking gonna die?" does it for me. 😆

  • @drrockkso8882
    @drrockkso8882 3 месяца назад +1077

    Guys, this song isn't a joke. Chronic Reverse Brachial Spacititis is a serious medical condition. Jenny Stardust suffered from CRBS for decades.

    • @kubrickenigma7977
      @kubrickenigma7977 3 месяца назад +71

      Well said, Doctor. So many of us just didn't know the terms.

    • @karablack8336
      @karablack8336 3 месяца назад +56

      Can't joke about your situation to feel better about it, got it, only misery

    • @samkdaily3055
      @samkdaily3055 3 месяца назад +43

      I too have CRBS and some times it just itches soo bad.

    • @lewisonclarke
      @lewisonclarke 3 месяца назад +17

      I think you just ended my life 😂

    • @Dosko
      @Dosko 2 месяца назад +97

      Guys, someone should try selling me a timeshare. I actually googled it like a stupid chump 😑

  • @agunatak
    @agunatak 3 месяца назад +366

    My parents had this song as their first dance to this song at their wedding in 1982. They did the arm dance and everything. Then they danced to it again at their ruby wedding anniversary celebration. It was a riot

    • @Preds7thMan
      @Preds7thMan 3 месяца назад +25

      Did their arms get stuck like that?

    • @EastVirginiaStudios
      @EastVirginiaStudios 3 месяца назад +7

      Welp, wish i had scanned the comments first..i left a very similar family story....lol

    • @heroinmom153
      @heroinmom153 2 месяца назад +2

      They must have been into oldies from the first half of the 60's 20 years later

    • @machenka
      @machenka 2 месяца назад +5

      Jenny released this in the late 50’s, start 60’s - can’t quite remember, but insane that it got a revival in the 80’s in your part of the world. Mega banger tho!

    • @Borella309
      @Borella309 2 месяца назад +4

      What memories - I was at your parent's wedding - and I didn't even know them! I stole some stuff and went home early (I was very drunk at that point), but do remember your dad dancing to this. Your mother, however was insufferable. I think your sister was back from somewhere (she freaked so many people out!). Anyway, my pussydog has gone missing - If you see my pussydog, please tell your neighbour.

  • @myaccountgotdeleted9999
    @myaccountgotdeleted9999 Месяц назад +88

    Was doom scrolling and just accidentally clicked this, and i just have to say this is best thing ive seen today.

  • @justins21482
    @justins21482 25 дней назад +15

    "this isn't normal, FUCK!" cracked me up....lolol.

  • @chronically_ill_chronicall2367
    @chronically_ill_chronicall2367 3 месяца назад +230

    As someone who is stiff from MS, this is fantastic!

    • @jmp3727
      @jmp3727 3 месяца назад +44

      Me too! When I heard this I knew I found my MS theme song. 😂

    • @UltimateDorito
      @UltimateDorito 3 месяца назад +35

      Oh my god, bless you both 💀❤

    • @_Digishade_
      @_Digishade_ 2 месяца назад +14

      Holy shit, God bless you guys.

    • @exstock
      @exstock 2 месяца назад +12

      @@jmp3727 Me three! Although for me, it's only my left leg. Unfortunately, the handicapped placard does not make it any easier to drive.

    • @-MadameD-
      @-MadameD- 2 месяца назад +6

      My boyfriend said he was stiff after this video... I feel for your condition Lots of love ❤

  • @Mr.happy689
    @Mr.happy689 Месяц назад +35

    I love how there's a song for every tragedy in my family's life

    • @I-am-moderately-stupid
      @I-am-moderately-stupid Месяц назад

      Ima need you to explain

    • @juelz4516
      @juelz4516 27 дней назад

      There are happy songs too. Like the one that talks about pissing the dump in half, or the shadow of my wiener cascading on your face.

  • @TheCamster4545
    @TheCamster4545 Месяц назад +51

    I can’t get over those two drawn out notes in the middle and end of the song that sound like she’s just fucking screaming in terror lmao

  • @Miscellaneous_Minx
    @Miscellaneous_Minx 3 месяца назад +272

    I love the random screeching in the middle and at the end

    • @austinwhite3132
      @austinwhite3132 2 месяца назад +9

      These songs fucking kill me 😂

    • @Miscellaneous_Minx
      @Miscellaneous_Minx 2 месяца назад +27

      @@austinwhite3132 I will tolerate ai for these beautiful monstrosities

    • @austinwhite3132
      @austinwhite3132 2 месяца назад +3

      @@Miscellaneous_Minxditto friend

    • @-MadameD-
      @-MadameD- 2 месяца назад

      Ty

    • @overbanked
      @overbanked Месяц назад +1

      It's hardcore AF LOL

  • @hostofwords
    @hostofwords 26 дней назад +13

    I don't know why "this isn't gooooOOOOD" hits so hard, but I can't breathe

  • @matthewcole4753
    @matthewcole4753 2 месяца назад +98

    It's crazy how aesthetically pleasing the album art is, 60's Bubblegum Pink for Bubblegum Pop, Jenny with her arms stuck wearing the appropriate dress and hair for the era, and the smaller versions of her that show her life spinning out of control. Best album cover for any Obscurest Vinyl pressing.

  • @NintendoComplete
    @NintendoComplete 3 месяца назад +74

    Jenny would've been perfect as a figurehead mounted on the bow of an 18th-century whaling vessel.

    • @hushmychild6745
      @hushmychild6745 Месяц назад +4

      Jenny been real quiet since this dropped

  • @hermanpsnelling5264
    @hermanpsnelling5264 2 месяца назад +52

    This was played at my prom in 69, everyone was doing the douche. Fond memories.

  • @PrincessPanFry
    @PrincessPanFry 3 месяца назад +208

    Please never stop making these

  • @AlexReynard
    @AlexReynard 3 месяца назад +188

    Some of yours are good for the sheer torrent of obscenity. This one is good for how bullseye-in-a-bullseye perfect it gets the feel of a song from that era, and of course the background singers shouting, "FUCK".

    • @Rick_B52
      @Rick_B52 3 месяца назад

      The single FUCK I truly felt. Like great, my arms are fucked now what? 😂

  • @agstros
    @agstros 2 месяца назад +73

    Jenny's husband was quoted many times as saying "missionary" was his favorite position. Everyone always gasped "HOW?!"

  • @FrostburgEMT
    @FrostburgEMT 3 месяца назад +142

    I wanna get this on a custom vinyl just to entertain the people who make them

    • @johnklein338
      @johnklein338 3 месяца назад +14

      I had the same thought.

    • @FLAMINGBABYHEAD
      @FLAMINGBABYHEAD 3 месяца назад +18

      I promise you they'd do the best work they possibly could on it.

  • @James-if3kc
    @James-if3kc 2 месяца назад +53

    Fun fact: This song was turned down by Diana Ross and The Supremes.

    • @Pinky0910
      @Pinky0910 Месяц назад +5

      😂😂😂😂

  • @AutomatikBalalaika
    @AutomatikBalalaika 3 месяца назад +72

    I havent laughed outloud in a long time like this

    • @mcosgrove91010
      @mcosgrove91010 3 месяца назад +18

      I have laughed uncontrollably listening to this on at least three different plays.

  • @notanothershrubbery
    @notanothershrubbery Месяц назад +18

    My day can't start until I listen to Jenny's hit song.

  • @westlist
    @westlist Месяц назад +10

    Jenny Stardust always had the most beautiful train whistle screech. Used to call the stray dogs for miles.

  • @cardinal4323
    @cardinal4323 Месяц назад +15

    As someone who endures fibromyalgia symptoms and daily chronic back pain from a car accident 31 years ago, this is my new anthem. So glad I had insomnia and this popped up - laughed my ass off at 1am! Sometimes it's my arms but mostly my pelvis that makes me make that deranged siren shriek Jenny makes as well as a diatribe of "FUCK"s. Thank you so much for this, it makes it all that much more bearable.

    • @davidmc1489
      @davidmc1489 Месяц назад

      I feel ya. Wreck in 95' got my neck n shoulder outta whack. I dont walk like a douche but definitely release a diatribe of fuqs now and again.

  • @DocterTre
    @DocterTre 3 месяца назад +64

    That scream tho

  • @heyuhh422
    @heyuhh422 Месяц назад +38

    Cheers to the Summer of ‘62!
    I miss you Jenny - even though I got my mouth washed-out with soap singin’ yer songs…

  • @christopherdesanges7863
    @christopherdesanges7863 Месяц назад +12

    This song has that ole skool RUclips charm that I miss dearly

  • @cellytron
    @cellytron 3 месяца назад +40

    I think it was exactly a week ago tomorrow that I discovered Obscurest Vinyl.
    What. A. Week.

  • @AIIrishMusic
    @AIIrishMusic 2 месяца назад +54

    We need Jenny Stardust shirts 😂

    • @sebastianfischer2082
      @sebastianfischer2082 2 месяца назад +8

      Yes!!! Literally just this on a shirt would be amazing

    • @Vicus_of_Utrecht
      @Vicus_of_Utrecht 2 месяца назад +8

      ​@@sebastianfischer2082I'll buy for sure if the shirt stays true to poor Jenny's bent arms

    • @keptthekisses
      @keptthekisses Месяц назад +4

      Oh my gosh, I'm in!

    • @Vicus_of_Utrecht
      @Vicus_of_Utrecht Месяц назад +2

      @@keptthekisses we need to create energy to get this going!

  • @Zanyotaku
    @Zanyotaku Месяц назад +8

    It’s midnight and I have woken my mother laughing uncontrollably.

  • @spongeboymebob771
    @spongeboymebob771 Месяц назад +16

    "Now i gotta walk like a douche for the rest of my life...FUCK"

  • @FullCollTorres
    @FullCollTorres 3 месяца назад +116

    I saw Jenny Stardust open for The Marvelettes in Asbury Park and the crowd got so rowdy they shut the show down before the headliners could come out. Riot police and everything.

  • @briankamras2913
    @briankamras2913 3 месяца назад +89

    I remember Jenny remarking in 1967 that she contracted “wandering lockjaw” from an Aboriginal Shaman’s didgeridoo, and she only cured herself by going on a two week long spirit-finding journey which culminated in her smoking crack with that same Shaman and seeing god.

    • @ballisticwaffles
      @ballisticwaffles 3 месяца назад +11

      That's how I heard one of her bandmates died. He tried a brick of hash in the Taklamakan desert and fought god, then lost. A tragedy.

    • @Underqualified_Gunman
      @Underqualified_Gunman 3 месяца назад +3

      @@ballisticwaffles should have enlisted the help of nasa, considering they managed to kill him on the last Apollo mission.

    • @DylanRoth1860
      @DylanRoth1860 2 месяца назад +7

      I think this comment just saved my life.

  • @brooks8792
    @brooks8792 3 месяца назад +108

    This was when the f** word was not used on TV or even in daily conversation. Kudos to her for her bravery.

    • @KTsunshineband
      @KTsunshineband 2 месяца назад

      Jenny walked like a d*uche for the rest of her life so today's artists could run

  • @goaway7785
    @goaway7785 28 дней назад +5

    I was sobbing about my traumas and now I can’t stop cackling. This is my 4am RUclips recommended while my phone listens to me having mommy issues. Thank you internet gods.

  • @curleyqreviews9793
    @curleyqreviews9793 26 дней назад +8

    Jenny Stardust rose to fame as the first wife to Ziggy Stardust. He later sued her unsuccessfully over keeping the name.
    Poor girl had to turn around to sign the divorce papers. It took her seven tries to get on the right line

  • @timilon.infinitum
    @timilon.infinitum 3 месяца назад +61

    This is my new favorite song. Music hasn’t given me joy like this in a long time. Please release a karaoke or instrumental version! I am very serious.

  • @DarksteelHeart
    @DarksteelHeart Месяц назад +8

    "Now I gotta walk like a douche for the rest of my life!" That part had me rolling.

  • @JUMALATION1
    @JUMALATION1 2 месяца назад +29

    It's the middle of the night and I'm legit laughing so hard that I'm crying 🤣😭😆 For every new "fuck" in the song, I turned more and more hysterical 😂

  • @theraelm
    @theraelm 3 месяца назад +30

    It's nice to see Jenny Stardust finally getting some exposure on here. Long overdue. ❤

  • @williambe
    @williambe 3 месяца назад +217

    Jenny Stardust, a distinctive voice in the 1940s swing era, made waves with her unconventional hit "My Arms Are Just Fuckin’ Stuck Like This." Known for her sultry voice and daring stage presence, Stardust's song was a standout, blending the era's big band energy with lyrics that spoke to personal and societal constraints. In a time when the music scene was dominated by more traditional themes, her audacious expression and unique blend of humor and honesty challenged the status quo, making her an icon for those who felt restricted by the societal norms of the day.

    • @mattg3135
      @mattg3135 3 месяца назад +26

      Despite her disability, she was a fierce performer and used her unique condition to create stunning dance moves and captivating stage presence. She was known for her powerful voice and her ability to connect with audiences, often sharing her personal struggles with her disability in her music. Despite facing challenges and discrimination in the music industry, Jenny never let it hold her back and continued to inspire others with her determination and talent. She became a symbol of strength and resilience, showing that anything is possible with passion and perseverance.

    • @intrnlprym84evr
      @intrnlprym84evr 3 месяца назад +31

      Very good but this screams 1966

    • @Minalkra
      @Minalkra 3 месяца назад +22

      @@intrnlprym84evr Early-mid 60's, yeah.

    • @Acehigh-Jenkins
      @Acehigh-Jenkins 2 месяца назад +2

      @@intrnlprym84evrah yes she started as a child star in the 1940’s singing for the troops and even played east Germany before the wall went up. However it was in the 1960’s when her arms got stuck that she truly hit her creative peak and began writing and recording her own material! And the rest was history!

  • @xTheTamingx
    @xTheTamingx 3 месяца назад +34

    I found this in my Grandparents vinyl collection when I started getting interested in collecting Vinyl. Very underrated Artist honestly. In a just world they would have been inducted into the rock and roll hall of Fame already.

    • @1C3CR34M
      @1C3CR34M 3 месяца назад +3

      If only she had been born today, she would be there!!!

  • @IamSkyeOrion
    @IamSkyeOrion Месяц назад +7

    I can't stop listening to this.

  • @vi0let831
    @vi0let831 Месяц назад +17

    Why does this sound so authentic and real 😭 my autistic ass couldn't tell this was fake at first 💀
    I mean I could kinda tell the voice was off sometimes but I thought it was just distortion from whatever this would've been recorded on if it was real.
    Literally how did you do this no way AI can sound so accurate when it comes to older songs/vocals 💀 I may be stupid

    • @enterpassword3313
      @enterpassword3313 Месяц назад

      Autism is a myth

    • @LetsTalkAboutPrepping
      @LetsTalkAboutPrepping Месяц назад

      I'm sorry to inform you...

    • @Dc-zu1ii
      @Dc-zu1ii Месяц назад

      I couldn't believe it when I came across a copy of this song, on a common multimedia storage device over a decade ago, after the first listen I added it to my playlists! No one has quite replicated the sounds of Jenny Stardust - My Arms Are Just F*ckin' Stuck Like This! If only some of the contemporary music artists had listened also!

  • @DawnApon
    @DawnApon Месяц назад +5

    The weathering of the albums art showing the outline of the vinyl record inside just goes to show this probably couldnt be more perfect.

  • @Kainlarsen
    @Kainlarsen 3 месяца назад +59

    Jenny's MDMA problem was the influence for this song.

  • @almasakic1148
    @almasakic1148 Месяц назад +78

    Would've been a great song for that Barbie movie

  • @dollydolldoll2
    @dollydolldoll2 Месяц назад +14

    Jenny Stardust is known for being Jean Shrimpton’s sister and having also married the late rockstar, Ziggy Stardust in the 1970s. Her fame peaked in the mid 1960s when she decided to pursue a music career as well as her continuing her successful modelling career that began in the early 60s alongside her sister’s already globally successful modelling career. When her first record, My Arms Are Just Fuckin Stuck Like This was released in 1966 she became a hit sensation in the US as she was living there at the time and this prompted her to continue to live and work in the United States for the rest of her career and life. Today her hit song and other records that she released continue to be recognised and enjoyed by both Americans and people around the globe and create a significant sense of nostalgia for those who lived throughout the days of her success. Nowadays fans still grieve the loss of Jenny since she passed away in 2019 due to the devastating impacts of her long term battle with Myarmsstuck Syndrome. She will always be known for the impact she made in the 1960s and 70s and how she inspired so many with her pursuit in both music and modelling.

  • @alangreer3760
    @alangreer3760 2 месяца назад +16

    You really haven't heard this song until you've seen her arms just fucking stuck like that live.

  • @lazlodallama8994
    @lazlodallama8994 2 месяца назад +19

    This song is such a great coping mechanism. I got kinda foked up at work and now my arm doesn't fully unbend. I truly get to walk like a douche for the rest of my life and discovering this song so soon after has been amazing.

  • @daniellem1838
    @daniellem1838 Месяц назад +8

    This was #1 for 28 straight weeks on the Tourette’s Singles Chart.

  • @michaelhamilton1523
    @michaelhamilton1523 3 месяца назад +10

    The horns on this are amazing.

  • @rockjagg1
    @rockjagg1 3 месяца назад +24

    My Star Wars figures in the 70s and early 80s must have had this affliction because their arms frequently looked like this when I pulled them from my toy box.

  • @yourtubisfilled7164
    @yourtubisfilled7164 14 дней назад +6

    I catch myself singing this song all the time. Really good one. The wacky AI aspects to it somehow make it more memorable.

  • @briantoplessbar4685
    @briantoplessbar4685 3 месяца назад +49

    I don’t know what made you make this… but thank you. It’s my birthday and I pissed my pants

    • @andrewcramer9200
      @andrewcramer9200 2 месяца назад +9

      Soiled pants? They've got a song for that too 🤔

  • @Arielrosemusic
    @Arielrosemusic Месяц назад +3

    I love how this sums up all the thoughts you have when faced with some new physical ailment 😂😂😂

  • @bobs3060
    @bobs3060 Месяц назад +3

    This is one of the funniest things I’ve heard in a long time. Bravo!!!

  • @ratto9508
    @ratto9508 Месяц назад +6

    I have had this stuck in my head ALL DAY.

  • @pastapastaVSpastapasta
    @pastapastaVSpastapasta Месяц назад +29

    Leaving a comment here so that if/when ppl like it I can be reminded of this masterpiece

    • @hushmychild6745
      @hushmychild6745 Месяц назад +1

      Come back and witness the joy all over again

    • @user-fv6kk2vj9j
      @user-fv6kk2vj9j 23 дня назад +1

      Another week's gone by. Come back, friend.

  • @kleckamania4477
    @kleckamania4477 3 месяца назад +31

    Jenny truly has a way with words, it's best described as magic - especially in the song, "I Ate Bad Broccoli Now I'm Shittin' Green Soup", off of her 1947 album, Am I Drowning Again?
    Her silky prose is as smooth as butter on a seal. Truly one of the greats!

    • @robertdochter277
      @robertdochter277 3 месяца назад +6

      That was the song my grandparents danced to at their wedding reception! I heard stories of how lovely it was!

    • @problematique9389
      @problematique9389 2 месяца назад +1

      My favorite of hers was always "Knucklebutter Surgery (Slippin' and Slicing)" but I will never get over her performing for the troops in Batswana. Truly an inspiration.

    • @xXluluchanelXx
      @xXluluchanelXx Месяц назад +1

      @@problematique9389 if we are all still here in 100 years, and youtube comments are still somehow accessible, I really hope people understand we were all being extremely funny, and not actually sharing real anecdotes.
      ..but honestly that'd be even funnier so I'm not pressed.

  • @danielstewart7163
    @danielstewart7163 Месяц назад +7

    My mother used to sing this on laundry day

  • @clarysstoryboard3317
    @clarysstoryboard3317 Месяц назад +3

    We don't live in the best or worst timeline, simply the weirdest.
    And occasionally, that weirdness manages to be very oddly charming :)

  • @dricedlk
    @dricedlk 3 месяца назад +35

    This whole channel is like the old Dr. Demento show. Nice.

  • @MrSacheverell
    @MrSacheverell Месяц назад +5

    I don't know where this has been all my life, but it arrived precisely when it needed to.

  • @averageandy3917
    @averageandy3917 3 месяца назад +37

    Oh Jenny... I used to be in love with you as a kid. I miss you RIP. Thanks for the trip down memory lane.

  • @faithbrockman1973
    @faithbrockman1973 3 месяца назад +27

    This is the best thing ive heard in so long lmao. I wish you had a shirt with this on it. I would wear this everywhere

    • @xXluluchanelXx
      @xXluluchanelXx Месяц назад

      oh my god. seconded. thirded. PLEASE

  • @rabbit0664
    @rabbit0664 Месяц назад +8

    "So what are you listening to?"
    "Uh..."

  • @Nathanaelelliott
    @Nathanaelelliott 2 месяца назад +5

    This takes me back.

    • @Nebuquid
      @Nebuquid 2 месяца назад +2

      My grandmother used to tell stories about going to the beach with a transistor radio and doing the mashed potato to this classic. She's a real time capsule. Most people don't remember these obscure classics. Thank goodness for this channel. Now this song is stuck in my head fuck!💃🏽

    • @Nathanaelelliott
      @Nathanaelelliott 2 месяца назад +1

      @VenusWithCurves so true. It hecked me to death and I'll be stuck like this for at least a week. I was never brave enough to do the mashed potatoe. I was taught the baked potatoe initially but when I did it I ended up in the hospital cuz I was allergic.

    • @balboatarandino
      @balboatarandino 2 месяца назад

      Takes your arms back

  • @rygar8bit2
    @rygar8bit2 3 месяца назад +7

    The song, the album art, all 100% perfect.

  • @rh_Robinhood
    @rh_Robinhood 2 месяца назад +6

    This is unironically a banger

  • @teethan3928
    @teethan3928 3 месяца назад +52

    showed this to my mom who can’t use her hands cuz of chemo (3rd degree chemical burns, but from the inside out?? it’s actually rlly fascinating lmao, anyway-) and it totally made her day lmao so thank you for making her laugh ❤

  • @FMC_OnyxYT
    @FMC_OnyxYT 11 дней назад +7

    'this isn't gooOO000o0o0ooo0o0o0o0od" got me roling🤣

  • @theanotsband
    @theanotsband 3 месяца назад +14

    OMG. I am dying here listening to these songs. Priceless!

  • @WilliamHaisch
    @WilliamHaisch Месяц назад +6

    I play this song every day to remind myself that no matter how bad my day is, at least my arms aren’t fucking stuck like this… oops… well now they are fucking stuck like this! Fuck! 😂

  • @Squetti
    @Squetti 3 месяца назад +29

    We need a karaoke version

  • @markp1549
    @markp1549 2 месяца назад +5

    My mum went to her concert back in ‘64. She had her back to the audience the whole time as she also played guitar.

  • @TheBronzeGoddess
    @TheBronzeGoddess Месяц назад +2

    Came over from the kick in the nuts song. Where has this been ALL MY LIFE!?

  • @werdna1969
    @werdna1969 Месяц назад +7

    Transcribed from an actual conversation in an ER

  • @donaldball6671
    @donaldball6671 3 месяца назад +31

    About 5 years ago, I saw a Jenny Stardust doll in a local thrift store. You'll be heartened to know that the arms do not go forward. Keepin' it real. Now that there's a JS revival, I'm kinda kicking myself for not buying it when I could. Probably in a landfill now.