They don't get to shit or piss on the company's dime, they have to hold it in until they get home. At least until Bezos comes up with a barbed diaper with a cage and an A.I. driven padlock that only opens at the end of the shift.
You know a song is catchy when you randomly find yourself singing "getting paid to shit, getting paid to wipe, the best 45 minutes of my fucking life" every couple of hours for no reason.
The 'cool' is the part always stuck in my head with this one. The other ones that live rent free in my head are 'fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on glue' and 'yeah yeah yeah I've heard it all before, you can't tug your nips in the department store'.
There are many concerns about AI taking over spaces it shouldn’t - but so long as regular artists are still able to make a living AND we get bangers like this, we’re good.
Pretty sure that's "hang in darkness as time flies by", and later on, during the slower bit, it's very hard to hear whether it's "dope" or even "though". As the former makes little sense, I'm inclined to think it's the latter, but I really can't tell.
Rodney Munch, a maverick of the 1980s music scene, emerged as a bold voice against corporate America with his provocative single "It's Time To Take a Shit on the Company’s Dime." With a background in classical music, Chase's transition to synth-pop was marked by his fusion of sophisticated melodies with incisive lyrics. This single, hailed for its daring critique and infectious rhythm, solidified Munch's place as an iconoclast in an era of excess and rebellion, challenging listeners to question the ethics of profit-driven motives amidst the digital revolution.
His early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when "It's Time to Take A Shit on the Company's Dime" came out in '83, I think he really came into his own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the song a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Rodney has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.
@@slimbo3774 > Be me, hanging dong in the company bathroom > Boss comes in trying to start a holy war while I’m taking a dump > mfw my boss slips and smashes his balls against the stall > boss threatens to kill me when i step out to see if he’s dead > piss on boss to assert dominance > mfw my boss is arrested covered in my piss
I tossed that prompt into chatgbt and got some pretty great lyrics: (Verse 1) Monday morning, alarm clock's scream Draggin' myself out of a dream Boss man's callin', gotta be there on time But I'm feelin' like I've committed a crime (Pre-Chorus) Another day, another hour to kill Stuck in a room, against my will But I've got a plan, it's a bit extreme Gonna fake a crisis, make 'em think it's a scene (Chorus) Pissing my pants to get out of another company meeting Gotta find a way to avoid all the bleating Fake a disaster, make it sound real urgent Anything to escape this corporate serpent (Verse 2) PowerPoint slides, endless drone Inbox piling up like a cyclone Suit and tie suffocating me Just wanna break free, wanna be wild and free (Pre-Chorus) Clock's tickin', gotta make a move Can't take another minute in this groove So I'll take a chance, play it off cool With a little trick, gonna play the fool (Chorus) Pissing my pants to get out of another company meeting Gotta find a way to avoid all the bleating Fake a disaster, make it sound real urgent Anything to escape this corporate serpent (Bridge) I'll splash some water, make it seem real Hope they buy it, hope they feel That I'm in trouble, gotta rush away But in reality, I just wanna stray (Chorus) Pissing my pants to get out of another company meeting Gotta find a way to avoid all the bleating Fake a disaster, make it sound real urgent Anything to escape this corporate serpent (Outro) So I'll piss my pants, make my great escape No more boardrooms, no more red tape Just me and freedom, under the sun No more corporate chains, I'm finally done.
My dad actually played cowbell with him when Big Rodney was part of the Munch Bunch and co-wrote "Shut up(My Dick's Out)" and "Get this cunt out of my face" including the dance mix. They were all happy when Rod went out on his solo career, though and even had a reunion at the legendary Ballsack Theatre in Atlanta next to Wendy's.
Glad you got to meet this legend, too bad I never got to see him live but my mom gave me her old walkman and like 37 cassettes of his whole discography! R.I.P. Rodney, may he be shifting on the pearly gates in peace 🥲🙏
Wish I got to meet him. Sadly he passed away in 2002 from a speedball overdose. By that point he was so washed up nobody knew he was dead for months until the police showed up at his door to evict a skeleton.
Great performer, but every time he played a set he'd disappear for three quarters of an hour halfway through while his manager stalled for time on stage. Wonder what he was doing.
Boy do I have news for you. There is such a company that does this called “Vinylify”. For 99 pounds, they’ll make you a “vinyl mixtape”. I don’t know about you but that cost is quote obscene for a piece of music you can freely listen to on the internet.
Rodney Munch was a legend; well ahead of his time. I saw him live at a club in downtown Seattle in I think 1981. Shame to think he died during that tragic septic tank accident at a motel in Reno. Ah well. Rest In Power, lost king. 🙏🙌
I remember that accident! I was doing a plumbing job 6 blocks away when I got paged for an emergency. I'll never forget ol' Loonie Larry's face when he saw the mess.
I was eating pretzels when this song caused me to start laughing uncontrollably and I started choking. I almost died! I'm here in the hospital and found some more pretzels. What a ride!
This song takes me back. I can remember my grandmother singing this classic to me every night before bed. RIP Granny you're shitting on Heaven's time now.
First heard this on Fox FM (Australia) back in 1988. Managed to record it to cassette about a week later. Wore that thing out. Great to hear it again after so long! Lyrics: Fuck yeah! It's time To take a shit on the company's dime I don't even have to shit sometimes I'm just hanging dump as the time flies by Gettin' paid to shit Gettin' paid to wipe The best forty-five minutes of my fuckin' life Gettin' paid to shit Gettin' paid to wipe The best forty-five minutes of my fuckin' life I knew my boss would spy on me So I pissed on the floor to make it slippery He tried to run really fast into the stall But he slipped on my piss and smashed his balls I said 'Holy shit, he might be dead!' As I walked over his body with my weiner and balls all hanging out He screamed 'You're fucking toast!' I called the police and told them that my boss was trying to spy upon me while I was trying to take a dump So I pissed on him in self defence And my boss got arrested -Cool! ...
Rodney Munch came by Nellis AFB once to play a USO show when I was serving in 1983. This was his encore performance and for months after that our Lt was kicking down stall doors trying to get airmen back to work. Then one day our 1st Sgt drank 3 gallons of coffee and pissed all over the floors of every single bathroom in the squadron and the Lt. slipped and needed 12 stitches on his balls. Rodney Munch was a real legend. I was hearbroken when I heard about what happened in Reno.
I was just snorting coke in the men’s room with my work friend Pat Bateman, when this banger started playing in the club! Next thing I knew Patrick was dancing on the tables and doing backflips off the bar. Man did we have a blast! This is definitely going to be THE single of 1986! Well anyway I’m on my way to Patrick’s apartment. He says he has some great videotapes he wants to show me!
Hey, Rodney was my Economics teacher in high school. This was his most profound lesson. I'll always remember his wisdom. God bless him! Both he & Elvis died sitting on the toilet. May they both rest (and sit) in peace.
@@zehfox2719I always wondered if those rumors were true. I heard he was aggressively jiggling the handle to stop the overflowing toilet. The floor was soaked & his foot slipped and he hit his head on the bowl rim. RIP, Rodney! You were the best damn Economics teacher the world ever had. Shitting on company time was my favorite lesson he taught.
A pioneer in human rights in the commercial sector of 1980’s Los Angeles Rodney Munch revolutionized everyone’s right not having to use a break for the restroom. Let’s celebrate pioneers like Mr. Munch and never forget his hard work and dedication to defication.
I'm a safety inspector at Boeing and I listen to this every day from 9:30am to 10:15am and again after lunch. Sometimes I have to use the aircraft lavatories because the bathrooms are full. The world has never been the same since that tragic day in Reno but together we keep The Munch alive in our bowels.
Worked with a guy years ago that always took 1/2 hour dumps. When you couldn't find him you would just go to the men's room and there he was in a stall. He got laid off for a year or so and had to get a job at a dairy loading trucks. He said it sucked because his bathroom breaks were timed ; he had to load so many box trucks an hour and he was not making his rate! When he came back to work with us he was right back to his shit breaks !!!
They need to print stickers of this album cover with all the words removed and replaced with a QR code sending people to this video. Then we can stick them on the inside of workplace bathroom stalls.
I remember seeing a few of Munch's albums in my dad's collection back around 1998. I can't believe RUclips recommended this to me! I immediately recognized the cover, thank you for uploading an HD version! Brings me back to my childhood 🙏
Glad to see this banger has resurfaced. I had a friend who met Rod back in 82. Said he was exactly as he expected. Lived fast and died young. R.I.P Rod, i know you will be smiling down on us knowing the next generation are beginning to enjoy your amazing songs!
As something of a music historian I've been looking into Rodney Munch's history in the music business. Rodney's success with "it's time to take a shit..." whilst seemingly a one hit wonder was in fact not his only success. He has indeed written and released numerous tracks most of which appear to be misattributed to other musicians. Rodney had a fairly unique writing style, as the first autistic man to ever live he was unable to comprehend abstract ideas and metaphors so all of his lyrics were taken from his personal experiences. "It's time to take a shit..." is often misunderstood to mean that he wanted to defecate during work hours however it was revealed from court documents that Rodney would "deshine the coins on a daily basis to prevent petty theft" providing a valuable service for the company and the industry as whole however, the practice was stopped in 1986 after a unknown bacterial outbreak in Lazerne county. Rodney said of the outbreak "the coins are supposed to be used for vending machines and gumball dispensers, I can't understand why they would put deshined coins in their mouth." The incident was later adapted by Munch into the 1995 blockbuster, "outbreak" starring Rodney's close friend and confidant Dustin Hoffman. During time on set he became quite close with a then upcoming actor by the name of Morgan Freeman who had previously portrayed a fictionalised version of Rodney in the film "rain man," where he played the younger brother of Tom Cruise who had become his caretaker after his release from care. In truth it was a mental health facility that Rodney had been placed into after the murder of a babysitter on Halloween night. Rodney had maintained his innocence throughout stating that his friend Mike Myers was to blame, this later turned out to be true after Myers was responsible for another murder with "the pentaverate" however, as it was only his career that was the victim, he received no charges. Munch went on to successfully write both musically and for screen before disappearing in 2014, leaving a cryptic message on twitter (now X) which read "Now leaving Kuala Lumpur for Beijing. Once we're in the air the pilot said I can have a go at driving. So excited. 370 out!"
Obviously the only people that hate it are the bosses that try to get away with putting glory holes in the bathroom and are foiled and arrested by the cops.
This really brings me back to my youth where this banger was played at all the dance floors. All these years later it’s now me who take a dump on my company’s dime and it’s f’ing awesome!
- "Daddy, why do you keep singing that pooping at work is the best time in your life?" - "Because it is sweetie" - "What about the day I was born?" - "Not even close"
Jesus, when the algorithm hits, it fucking HITS.
Same. This is the greatest thing I've ever been suggested and I am down the rabbit hole with these songs.
yeah they got me to
more like it shits
Algorithm? is this AI?
I love this channel. Best thing ever on YT.
GETTING PAID TO SHIT GETTING PAID TO WIPE THE BEST 45 MINUTES OF MY FUCKING LIFE
😎🤟
I would like this comment. But the number of likes is too nice
It's a jam and I already know I'm going to be singing this to myself all the time
😂😅🤣🥹
SING IT SISTER! 👍
I don’t know why they suggested “ I glued my balls to my butthole again “ but I’m glad they led me down this rabbit hole of obscure songs.
could've happened to anyone, life's just fun like that!
Literally got that recommendation the other day and almost started crying. It's the best.
That song certainly seems to be the gateway drug.
Same. I'm a different man now
Me too😂
"So I pissed on him in self defense" is such a fucking wild line
then my boss got arrested! cool!
"Cool!"
The anthem of all Amazon Warehouse employees.
They don't get to shit or piss on the company's dime, they have to hold it in until they get home.
At least until Bezos comes up with a barbed diaper with a cage and an A.I. driven padlock that only opens at the end of the shift.
@@ZacabebOTGor they figure out how to teleport the piss and shit right from your body into your amazon smart toilet at home that has a camera
At least the ones that aren't on rate.
That’s so demeaning rude and emasculating. That’s like kicking an innocent guy in the ballsack!
Don’t worry, they put newsletters called inSTALLments up so you can read about their policy changes and announcements while pissing or shitting.
You know a song is catchy when you randomly find yourself singing "getting paid to shit, getting paid to wipe, the best 45 minutes of my fucking life" every couple of hours for no reason.
The 'cool' is the part always stuck in my head with this one.
The other ones that live rent free in my head are 'fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on glue' and 'yeah yeah yeah I've heard it all before, you can't tug your nips in the department store'.
I caught myself singing it at work in earshot of customers LMAO
This is prob my fav Vinyl song.
There are many concerns about AI taking over spaces it shouldn’t - but so long as regular artists are still able to make a living AND we get bangers like this, we’re good.
All day every day!
Funnier than anything SNL has done in 2 decades
This was pretty much SNL in the 80s. lol
Fully expecting them to steal this and make a watered down version on the show.
@@Gyrbae Just like Joel Haver's Toilet Paper Bears video?
@@youtakethemoonandyoutakethesun Exactly like Joel Haver's Toilet Paper Bears video.
SNL was never funny 😁
"and my boss got arrested!" *music stops* "COOL!"
I nearly shat myself from how hard I laughed at that
Lemme guess, you were at home and wanted to save it for work?
"....with my weiner & balls all hanging out."
Hey you better cash that check😅
But did you almost shit yourself on the company's dime?
I hope you nearly shat on the company's time
Really wish I’d known about this before I chose my wedding playlist.
Get re-wed
@@Volundur9567Maybe the vow renewal 😂 I Rick Rolled her in the vows, but this may be a bridge too far
It'll certainly be on mine, and don't forget the classic "I glued my balls to my butthole again."
It probably didn't exist at that time given it was created a few weeks ago.
Get remarried and renew vows
This song has flawless use of the word "cool"
My balls got arrested cool 😅
AI was like... hmm... COOL!
It's somehow better when you know that the word cool sounds like cu in portuguese, which literally means asshole
"I don't even have to shit sometimes, I'm just hanging dong as the time flies by"
This will become legendary in a few years I swear to god.
"So I pissed on him in self-defense, then my boss got arrested, cool!" Pure poetry.
Pretty sure that's "hang in darkness as time flies by", and later on, during the slower bit, it's very hard to hear whether it's "dope" or even "though". As the former makes little sense, I'm inclined to think it's the latter, but I really can't tell.
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time
I make a nickle, boss makes a buck. That's why I sell crack from the company truck.
@@ChunkSchuldinga 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
Boss gets rich
But i do not
That’s why i jerk it
In the parking lot
I've shit off a pier and I've shit off a dock, but I'll be god damned if I shit off the clock.
Rodney Munch, a maverick of the 1980s music scene, emerged as a bold voice against corporate America with his provocative single "It's Time To Take a Shit on the Company’s Dime." With a background in classical music, Chase's transition to synth-pop was marked by his fusion of sophisticated melodies with incisive lyrics. This single, hailed for its daring critique and infectious rhythm, solidified Munch's place as an iconoclast in an era of excess and rebellion, challenging listeners to question the ethics of profit-driven motives amidst the digital revolution.
@williambe want to like but cannot, has 69 likes
His early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when "It's Time to Take A Shit on the Company's Dime" came out in '83, I think he really came into his own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the song a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Rodney has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.
@@danlynn5064 you can upvote now
Chase?
@@seansmodernlife9823 hey Paul!
That story in the middle was outright inspiring.
So I pissed on him in self defense! And my boss got arrested! Cool! - words of an absolute legend
it reminds me of a greentext, no particular one because i don't read those, it just sounds like one
@@slimbo3774 you are so right
@@slimbo3774 > Be me, hanging dong in the company bathroom
> Boss comes in trying to start a holy war while I’m taking a dump
> mfw my boss slips and smashes his balls against the stall
> boss threatens to kill me when i step out to see if he’s dead
> piss on boss to assert dominance
> mfw my boss is arrested covered in my piss
This is my 2nd favorite Rodney Munch song behind “Pissing my Pants to Get Out of Another Company Meeting”.
I hope this channel will 're-release' that one
That's the only good thing about AI.
😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉
Please! Make this happen!
I tossed that prompt into chatgbt and got some pretty great lyrics:
(Verse 1)
Monday morning, alarm clock's scream
Draggin' myself out of a dream
Boss man's callin', gotta be there on time
But I'm feelin' like I've committed a crime
(Pre-Chorus)
Another day, another hour to kill
Stuck in a room, against my will
But I've got a plan, it's a bit extreme
Gonna fake a crisis, make 'em think it's a scene
(Chorus)
Pissing my pants to get out of another company meeting
Gotta find a way to avoid all the bleating
Fake a disaster, make it sound real urgent
Anything to escape this corporate serpent
(Verse 2)
PowerPoint slides, endless drone
Inbox piling up like a cyclone
Suit and tie suffocating me
Just wanna break free, wanna be wild and free
(Pre-Chorus)
Clock's tickin', gotta make a move
Can't take another minute in this groove
So I'll take a chance, play it off cool
With a little trick, gonna play the fool
(Chorus)
Pissing my pants to get out of another company meeting
Gotta find a way to avoid all the bleating
Fake a disaster, make it sound real urgent
Anything to escape this corporate serpent
(Bridge)
I'll splash some water, make it seem real
Hope they buy it, hope they feel
That I'm in trouble, gotta rush away
But in reality, I just wanna stray
(Chorus)
Pissing my pants to get out of another company meeting
Gotta find a way to avoid all the bleating
Fake a disaster, make it sound real urgent
Anything to escape this corporate serpent
(Outro)
So I'll piss my pants, make my great escape
No more boardrooms, no more red tape
Just me and freedom, under the sun
No more corporate chains, I'm finally done.
This is is what the internet was made for.
Agreed
You ain't shitting.
preach
reminds me of some of the stuff you'd see during the 2000s newgrounds and the like.
If I own a business again, I'll be playing this in all my bathrooms through the speakers.
Best comment
Someone start a gofundme for this man
@@Telephantastic Dude, that is one of the best replies to a comment I've ever read. +1!
I wanna work for you now.
You hiring?
Found this while taking a dump on company time
You're truly about that life.
Respect 🤜💥🤛🧻
Cool
You win the internet today!
How did it go?
did you take a piss on the dump to cut it in half?
*I BLASTED THIS IN THE BATHROOM AT WORK* 👏
Thank you for your service.
I am too, right now! 😂😂😂
You are a legend 😂!
The level of enthusiasm in that opening "Fuck yeah!" speaks directly to the soul of every worker.
I met The Munch once during his Vegas residency back in the mid 80s. Great dude, was able to score an 8-ball off him. RIP Rodney.
My dad actually played cowbell with him when Big Rodney was part of the Munch Bunch and co-wrote "Shut up(My Dick's Out)" and "Get this cunt out of my face" including the dance mix. They were all happy when Rod went out on his solo career, though and even had a reunion at the legendary Ballsack Theatre in Atlanta next to Wendy's.
Fuck yeah!
Glad you got to meet this legend, too bad I never got to see him live but my mom gave me her old walkman and like 37 cassettes of his whole discography! R.I.P. Rodney, may he be shifting on the pearly gates in peace 🥲🙏
Wish I got to meet him. Sadly he passed away in 2002 from a speedball overdose. By that point he was so washed up nobody knew he was dead for months until the police showed up at his door to evict a skeleton.
Great performer, but every time he played a set he'd disappear for three quarters of an hour halfway through while his manager stalled for time on stage. Wonder what he was doing.
It's the most 80s sounding pop anthem sound when the "SO I PISSED ON HIM IN SELF DEFENSE!" comes on 😂😂😂
You've inadvertently created a labour Anthem. This is my new summer jam.
I would pay an obscene amount of money to have all of this music on vinyl. I haven't cried laughing in so long
Don't you mean obscure amount?
AI vinyls are gonna be the next big thing.
Might be a company out there that does that kind of work
Boy do I have news for you. There is such a company that does this called “Vinylify”. For 99 pounds, they’ll make you a “vinyl mixtape”. I don’t know about you but that cost is quote obscene for a piece of music you can freely listen to on the internet.
They have a bandcamp page, and sometimes, stuff on there gets a vinyl release. IDK how, but it happens
Have to add, the continuous harmony slays. It’s like having the whole team on deck to celebrate this special moment of victory.
It doesn't get any better than this.
Certainly not an account I expected to see in the comments 🤣
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This is the peak of American exceptionalism.
What the hell are you doing here?
Wait, why are YOU here? lmao
In my head canon this one was written by the "We Built This City" composer.
Jefferson Starshit?
This could unironically run on a GTA radio station.
yeah if Rockstar Games wasn't so "woke" and got back to good story-writing. I miss they hilarious cynicism of GTA3 to GTA 4.
Rodney Munch was a legend; well ahead of his time. I saw him live at a club in downtown Seattle in I think 1981. Shame to think he died during that tragic septic tank accident at a motel in Reno. Ah well.
Rest In Power, lost king. 🙏🙌
Saw him open for Gleaming Spires at a small club in L.A. Absolute legend.
He’s REAL 😱 😂
I cried when I saw the headlines of his passing in vol. 8 of Tootaroonie Aficionado.
I remember that accident! I was doing a plumbing job 6 blocks away when I got paged for an emergency. I'll never forget ol' Loonie Larry's face when he saw the mess.
My mom was a groupie of his. No joke.
Listening to this song 20.3 times was the best 45 minutes of MY life.
I'm right there with ya buddy.
I have bronchitis and this was the most painful laugh I’ve ever experienced 10/10
Cool
🎶 so I pissed on him in self defence 🎶 is the greatest line in the history of recorded music
Been listening to these on repeat. If this doesn’t win a Grammy the system is truly broken.
Same, it is so catchy!
@@goldenblue8991 AI music lmfao
I think it's three 15 minute shits per day. On top of 2 15 minute breaks, that's a whole extra hour and a bit.
I wonder when the first major award will go to an AI song. Like this is genuinely awesome and listenable music, and the lyrics are brilliant.
@@uberfuchs Don't care, still funny, plus someone still had to write the lyrics even if an AI sang it
Met this dude at a Wendys in LA a few months before he passed away.
We talked about all kinds of shit.
RIP to this legend!
You saw Rodney Munch munching? What was he like?
F
that, “FUCK YEAH!”, to get things started 😂
Guys, guess what I'm doing now😎
Earnin them dimes 😂
@@lilcrook7286 🤣🤣🤣
Same here bud 👍 😅😂
Pissing on your boss in self-defense. 🤘
@@ToxicTeacherTTV and my boss got arrested… cool
This is my 1980’s sitcom theme song
With all the main characters introduced as they sit on the toilet.
Coming soon:
Flushed with Success!
did you mean my 1980's shitcom theme song
@@petrifiedtoaster8572 They're all Brady Bunch style posing for the title card but they're all in stalls
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@didiermelissen9498 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Shitcom!! Brilliant!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was eating pretzels when this song caused me to start laughing uncontrollably and I started choking. I almost died! I'm here in the hospital and found some more pretzels. What a ride!
It’s time to visit the hospital while choking on the company’s dime
Journey
ok bot
Cool!
Those pretzels were making you thirsty.
"I'm just hanging dong as the time flies by."
Same, bro. Same.
I mean this is what AI really should be used for...most useful application
hell yes; next gen shitposting!
Thank you algorithm gods for recommending this song
Kinda has that "mentos the fresh maker" song vibe to it.
that sound really should be its own genre. Call it "pump rock".
Take a sniff. Pull it out.
it has such a good jingle quality!
I demand more releases from Rodney Munch. This man was the voice of a generation.
This song is dangerous, I caught myself humming it in the supermarket.
This song takes me back. I can remember my grandmother singing this classic to me every night before bed. RIP Granny you're shitting on Heaven's time now.
First heard this on Fox FM (Australia) back in 1988. Managed to record it to cassette about a week later. Wore that thing out. Great to hear it again after so long!
Lyrics:
Fuck yeah!
It's time
To take a shit on the company's dime
I don't even have to shit sometimes
I'm just hanging dump as the time flies by
Gettin' paid to shit
Gettin' paid to wipe
The best forty-five minutes of my fuckin' life
Gettin' paid to shit
Gettin' paid to wipe
The best forty-five minutes of my fuckin' life
I knew my boss would spy on me
So I pissed on the floor to make it slippery
He tried to run really fast into the stall
But he slipped on my piss and smashed his balls
I said 'Holy shit, he might be dead!'
As I walked over his body with my weiner and balls all hanging out
He screamed 'You're fucking toast!'
I called the police and told them that my boss was trying to spy upon me while I was trying to take a dump
So I pissed on him in self defence
And my boss got arrested
-Cool!
...
Thanks for the lyrics. Though I think he's saying hanging dong.
He's actually saying that his boss was trying to "install a glory hole, " not "spy upon me."
I won this on cassingle when the Fox FM Black Thunders came to my pager factory and anyone shitting got a copy.
I don't always shit.
But when I do, it's on the company's dime.
Rodney Munch came by Nellis AFB once to play a USO show when I was serving in 1983. This was his encore performance and for months after that our Lt was kicking down stall doors trying to get airmen back to work. Then one day our 1st Sgt drank 3 gallons of coffee and pissed all over the floors of every single bathroom in the squadron and the Lt. slipped and needed 12 stitches on his balls. Rodney Munch was a real legend. I was hearbroken when I heard about what happened in Reno.
i still can't believe that dude shot him just to watch him die. RIP to the realest of them all
@@MalkuthSephira I'm... confused. isn't this AI?
@@prancer1803it’s a joke mate. People comment stuff like this pretending to reminisce of an alternate timeline where this song came out.
What happened in Reno??
Anthem of the common man right here
Sheesh this is a nostalgia trip! This song had a chokehold on radio in summer 1988!
I was just snorting coke in the men’s room with my work friend Pat Bateman, when this banger started playing in the club! Next thing I knew Patrick was dancing on the tables and doing backflips off the bar. Man did we have a blast! This is definitely going to be THE single of 1986!
Well anyway I’m on my way to Patrick’s apartment. He says he has some great videotapes he wants to show me!
Really? I asked him if he liked this once and he told me "Rodney was too black sounding"
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Dude, if he starts riffing on Huey Lewis, is wearing a plastic coat, and there's newspaper all over the floor, G.T.F.O.T!!
The amount of comments claiming to have met Rodney Munch when we all know he never fucking exist is one of the best parts about this video.
You mean you never got the chance to meet him before his untimely toilet related death?
Hey, Rodney was my Economics teacher in high school. This was his most profound lesson. I'll always remember his wisdom.
God bless him!
Both he & Elvis died sitting on the toilet.
May they both rest (and sit) in peace.
@@zehfox2719I always wondered if those rumors were true. I heard he was aggressively jiggling the handle to stop the overflowing toilet. The floor was soaked & his foot slipped and he hit his head on the bowl rim.
RIP, Rodney!
You were the best damn Economics teacher the world ever had.
Shitting on company time was my favorite lesson he taught.
can you delete this lie? kinda ruining the joke...
@@zehfox2719Let me guess, he was shitting on the company's dime?
Truly, a working-class anthem if there ever was one!
Someone should hack the PA system in an Amazon warehouse and play this
Time to update my Fallout playlist. You know one Lone Survivor is blasting this
It’s 12:30 am and im sitting in the room laughing so hard that my face hurts because RUclips randomly recommended this to me
Never knew I could resonate so deeply with a song.
No drugs, No guns, No robbing or killing. Real music
100% Shit
100% company time.
Yes! Real music about real hard times!💩
A pioneer in human rights in the commercial sector of 1980’s Los Angeles Rodney Munch revolutionized everyone’s right not having to use a break for the restroom. Let’s celebrate pioneers like Mr. Munch and never forget his hard work and dedication to defication.
The best music is that which resonates with the struggles of the common man.
True dat: headin’ off for the best 45 minutes of my fuckin life right now. RIP Rodney Munch: absolute legend!
Truly, this is the golden path AI was destined for.
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AI should be used only for memes and shitposts.
If i'm ever starting a company, this will be the song you hear on the phone while waiting for an employee to pick up your call.
id call just to be put on hold
I'm a safety inspector at Boeing and I listen to this every day from 9:30am to 10:15am and again after lunch. Sometimes I have to use the aircraft lavatories because the bathrooms are full. The world has never been the same since that tragic day in Reno but together we keep The Munch alive in our bowels.
make sure u dont become a whistleblower or quit while you still can, but whatever happen, gud luck and god bless ya
I'm going to play this like a wrestlers theme song every time I go to the bathroom at work. It only seems appropriate.
Be sure to stay in there for 45 minutes to honor this song
By God, that’s Rodney Munch’s music
This is one of the funniest things I've heard in the last decade.
Ah yes. Mr. Rodney Munch. Your music saved me. Much obliged. Time to enjoy 45 minutes.
"I dont even have to shit sometimes." 😂 soul music right there
I once won a meet and greet with Rodney through a radio contest in '83. I'll never forget that day.
I feel like I'm early to a new internet classic lol
Between this and I Glued My Balls To My Butthole Again, Obscurest Vinyl is getting noticed.
Worked with a guy years ago that always took 1/2 hour dumps. When you couldn't find him you would just go to the men's room and there he was in a stall. He got laid off for a year or so and had to get a job at a dairy loading trucks. He said it sucked because his bathroom breaks were timed ; he had to load so many box trucks an hour and he was not making his rate! When he came back to work with us he was right back to his shit breaks !!!
I come back to this almost ever since I first heard it. This is the best song to come out of this channel. I need more songs like this
They need to print stickers of this album cover with all the words removed and replaced with a QR code sending people to this video. Then we can stick them on the inside of workplace bathroom stalls.
I have listened to this an inordinate amount of times....well done.
Me tooooooooo
I remember seeing a few of Munch's albums in my dad's collection back around 1998. I can't believe RUclips recommended this to me! I immediately recognized the cover, thank you for uploading an HD version! Brings me back to my childhood 🙏
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@@phantomcreamer r/woosh
An absolutely rocking 80's hit.
Killer.
You'll never believe when this video was recommended to me.
Glad to see this banger has resurfaced. I had a friend who met Rod back in 82. Said he was exactly as he expected. Lived fast and died young. R.I.P Rod, i know you will be smiling down on us knowing the next generation are beginning to enjoy your amazing songs!
RIP Rod 🙏
He'll be smiling down at us as he sits upon a heavenly porcelain throne and lights up a bum cigar!! Cool!!!
The protest anthem of the 80s, I remember it well. We used to get hall passes during class so we could take part in the movement at our own level.
Oh yeah, The Bowel Movement. I remember that too.
This is the best song I've ever heard in my entire life.
As something of a music historian I've been looking into Rodney Munch's history in the music business. Rodney's success with "it's time to take a shit..." whilst seemingly a one hit wonder was in fact not his only success. He has indeed written and released numerous tracks most of which appear to be misattributed to other musicians.
Rodney had a fairly unique writing style, as the first autistic man to ever live he was unable to comprehend abstract ideas and metaphors so all of his lyrics were taken from his personal experiences. "It's time to take a shit..." is often misunderstood to mean that he wanted to defecate during work hours however it was revealed from court documents that Rodney would "deshine the coins on a daily basis to prevent petty theft" providing a valuable service for the company and the industry as whole however, the practice was stopped in 1986 after a unknown bacterial outbreak in Lazerne county. Rodney said of the outbreak "the coins are supposed to be used for vending machines and gumball dispensers, I can't understand why they would put deshined coins in their mouth." The incident was later adapted by Munch into the 1995 blockbuster, "outbreak" starring Rodney's close friend and confidant Dustin Hoffman. During time on set he became quite close with a then upcoming actor by the name of Morgan Freeman who had previously portrayed a fictionalised version of Rodney in the film "rain man," where he played the younger brother of Tom Cruise who had become his caretaker after his release from care. In truth it was a mental health facility that Rodney had been placed into after the murder of a babysitter on Halloween night. Rodney had maintained his innocence throughout stating that his friend Mike Myers was to blame, this later turned out to be true after Myers was responsible for another murder with "the pentaverate" however, as it was only his career that was the victim, he received no charges.
Munch went on to successfully write both musically and for screen before disappearing in 2014, leaving a cryptic message on twitter (now X) which read "Now leaving Kuala Lumpur for Beijing. Once we're in the air the pilot said I can have a go at driving. So excited. 370 out!"
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RIP Rodney. His music truly spoke to us all.
How could anyone dislike this song!!!???
Its called taste, thought it was funny in a one off way, wouldn't want it on my playlist.
Obviously the only people that hate it are the bosses that try to get away with putting glory holes in the bathroom and are foiled and arrested by the cops.
They're corporate bosses.
Supervisors / Managers
Everybody has a boss, I guess.
I'm a simple man. I see "It's time to take a shit on the company's dime" and I click.
That first verse is INCREDIBLE
Listening to this in the company bathroom is the best feeling ever! ❤❤
When shitposting, actual shit, art, and ai combine...
This is absolutely beautiful!
This seems like the intro to a bizarre 90s sitcom
Every morning while I'm holding in the morning log the whole drive waiting to get to work and clock in, my thoughts are on the Munch.
This really brings me back to my youth where this banger was played at all the dance floors. All these years later it’s now me who take a dump on my company’s dime and it’s f’ing awesome!
- "Daddy, why do you keep singing that pooping at work is the best time in your life?"
- "Because it is sweetie"
- "What about the day I was born?"
- "Not even close"
I remember me my buddies dancing to this song in parties in the 80's
I didn't know I needed this in my life.
"Mentos, the fresh maker....."
I sure do hope Rodney Munch made more hidden anti-corporate anthem gems.
Thank you Botchamania!
They make a dollar, you make a dime. Always shit on company time. Even better on OT!
I'm at work right now and playing this.
At the break room playing this to pass the time
Botchamania used your song! That’s awesome!
Rodney and I go way back. We use to have long walks in the park and talk random shit. Glad to see he took that to heart in his music.