OBSCUREST VINYL | Mayor Breslin - You​’​re Gonna Learn a Lesson in This Delicatessen

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  • Опубликовано: 5 окт 2024
  • LYRICS:
    HEY! EXCUSE ME, MOTHERFUCKER!
    I AIN'T GOT ALL DAY!
    IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE, BITCH
    YOU'RE JUST ORDERING A FUCKIN' SANDWICH
    JUST PICK A BREAD!
    MAKE IT QUICK!
    PICK A MEAT, SOME FUCKIN' CHEESE.
    OR SUCK MY DICK!
    YOU'RE GONNA LEARN A LESSON
    IN THIS DELICATESSEN
    YOU'RE GONNA LEARN A LESSON
    IN THIS DELICATESSEN
    TICK TOCK, THE CLOCKS RUNNING OUT!
    NOW I GOTTA TAKE THIS DICKWEED DOWN!
    IT FELT SO FUCKING GOOD
    WHEN SMASHED YOUR FACE INTO THE COUNTER
    I THINK I SAW JESUS CHRIST!
    HE SAID,"MAKE A SANDWICH OUT OF THAT ASSHOLE'S HEAD!"
    I SAID, "LORD GIVE US OUR DAILY BREAD!"
    AS I PUNCHED A STACK OF DELI MEATS
    DOWN HIS FUCKIN THROAT
    YOU'RE GONNA LEARN A LESSON
    IN THIS DELICATESSEN
    YOU'RE GONNA LEARN A LESSON
    IN THIS DELICATESSEN
    CHECK THIS OUT BITCH!
    (FLUTE SOLO)
    IT'S JUST BREAD, CHEESE, MEAT, AND SPREAD
    COME ON! USE YOUR FUCKIN' HEAD!
    IT'S JUST BREAD, CHEESE, MEAT, AND SPREAD
    COME ON! USE YOUR FUCKIN' HEAD!
    IT AIN'T FUCKIN' ROCKET SCIENCE!
    JUST PICK A BREAD!
    MAKE IT QUICK!
    PICK A MEAT, SOME FUCKIN' CHEESE.
    OR SUCK MY DICK!
    YOU'RE GONNA LEARN A LESSON
    IN THIS DELICATESSEN
    YOU'RE GONNA LEARN A LESSON
    IN THIS DELICATESSEN
    AS I PUNCHED A STACK OF DELI MEATS
    DOWN HIS FUCKIN THROAT
    HE STARTED TO CHOKE
    I SAID....YEAH!...SORRY
    I GOTTA GO!
    LORD GIVE US OUR DAILY BREAD!
    JUST FUCKIN USE YOUR HEAD!

Комментарии • 1 тыс.

  • @smackdowngod
    @smackdowngod 4 месяца назад +1858

    My wife heard this song and didn’t like it. I told her she looked like she could use a fucking lamp.

    • @nortonman5238
      @nortonman5238 4 месяца назад +94

      She needs more than just the shade and the bulb.

    • @_Jay_Maker_
      @_Jay_Maker_ 4 месяца назад

      Like a fuckin' lunatic.

    • @joanb.
      @joanb. 4 месяца назад +100

      "Put the shade on your head and walk into traffic"

    • @stevencoppola9556
      @stevencoppola9556 4 месяца назад +9

      😂😂😂

    • @nortonman5238
      @nortonman5238 4 месяца назад

      ​@@GigaheartYou look like you could use a f in lamp

  • @benhaworth9937
    @benhaworth9937 4 месяца назад +724

    Mayor Breslin is the angry voice of reason we need in this world

    • @nortonman5238
      @nortonman5238 4 месяца назад +50

      Is? You mean was. This guy was one of the leaders of the civil rights movement. His music inspired thousands for their cause because he simply refused to care on the matter.
      In his early life, he gave out lamps, he gave out sandwiches, nobody seemed to notice. In his later years, he had to make a statement.

    • @james_fisch
      @james_fisch 4 месяца назад +26

      @@nortonman5238 Mayor Breslin was the King of Reason. People offered each other lamps in trying times, we learned so many lessons in the delicatessens, and it feels like a bygone era now when I go to Subway with a lamp, with no one wanting to know what I need to say when my order gets screwed up.

    • @taureanwooley
      @taureanwooley 4 месяца назад +3

      ​@@james_fischor the actual smell that breslin left as a family heirloom as big as not skimping...oh no they don't need to tone down the bread smell

    • @warbossgegguz679
      @warbossgegguz679 4 месяца назад +10

      ​@@nortonman5238And later in life he adopted his famous "Peace Through Violence" approach. Unfortunately, other civil rights leaders objected because his violent outbursts were never provoked by civil rights matters, and started distancing themselves from him.
      A few brave souls still keep true to his message though, exposing their genitals in public and beating people who inconvenience them in the name of freedom.
      Gone too soon.

    • @nortonman5238
      @nortonman5238 4 месяца назад +6

      @@warbossgegguz679 he was truly a hero of his era if you ask me. Thankfully he lives on forever in the music he produced. RIP to a legend.
      Rumor has it that he fought till his very last breath. Truly an inspiring man.

  • @AussieEvil
    @AussieEvil 4 месяца назад +402

    My dad still has the commemorative lamp from Mayor's "Did I Fucking Say You Could Cut in Line" tour.

    • @frug5629
      @frug5629 4 месяца назад +44

      These backstory comments are gold, lol.

    • @BrooklynAvenue
      @BrooklynAvenue 3 месяца назад +13

      I read this as "stamp" at first, as my mind could not allow too much comedy gold into it at once and remain conscious!

    • @WambaBasic
      @WambaBasic Месяц назад +1

      This comment is gold

    • @thisissteeev
      @thisissteeev Месяц назад +2

      He looked line he could use a fucking lamp

    • @archerj2010
      @archerj2010 7 дней назад

      Super jealous - that thing is a treasure, don't give it up!

  • @timtomtamly
    @timtomtamly 4 месяца назад +1211

    All of the copycats can only make the same toilet humor jokes, but only Obscurest Vinyl can make a song about ordering a sandwich. Keep going GOAT

    • @ObscurestVinyl
      @ObscurestVinyl  4 месяца назад +155

      😂😂

    • @michaelbugner7011
      @michaelbugner7011 4 месяца назад +67

      There's only a few songs from other channels I like. But obscurest vinyl is always fire.

    • @nortonman5238
      @nortonman5238 4 месяца назад +43

      Literally. There's maybe one other channel that's got quality content and regardless of it, obscurest vinyl has the best of the best.
      The lyrics are always solid, the beats are consistent and flow well. Not to mention the lore like the lamp in the album cover. He's the best of all time. Can't wait till one of these gets played on the air 🤣

    • @ErwalDeeas
      @ErwalDeeas 4 месяца назад +2

      Preach!

    • @RarestVinyl
      @RarestVinyl 4 месяца назад +4

      This is a true story, Obscurest is the best

  • @brockobama4408
    @brockobama4408 4 месяца назад +1134

    I like how it starts off and he's already all aggro

    • @Fulgrim2
      @Fulgrim2 4 месяца назад +86

      Can you blame him though?

    • @ErwalDeeas
      @ErwalDeeas 4 месяца назад +37

      This comment made me laugh way more than it should have. Thank you!

    • @TestUser-cf4wj
      @TestUser-cf4wj 4 месяца назад

      I lost it at the first "hey! stupid mother f*cker!"

    • @VesBox-s2g
      @VesBox-s2g 4 месяца назад +49

      Not his first day. I promise you. Holy shit he has been here before. This entire opus is a coping mechanism

    • @bloodqueef4147
      @bloodqueef4147 4 месяца назад +1

      He just got out of the hospital for his punctured kidney

  • @drrockkso8882
    @drrockkso8882 4 месяца назад +251

    When I was living in New York during the 1970s, Mayor Breslin's temper in slow food lines was legendary all over the city. I remember taking a buddy who was visiting from out of town to Katz' in the East Village for lunch. As usual there was a line halfway down the block. But as soon as they saw Mayor Breslin rounding the corner with that look in his eyes, everybody said "oh shit, Mayor's comin'" and cleared a path to the front. My confused friend asked "Wait, why does that guy get to cut the line? Who is he?" as Mayor walked up to the counter where some tourist was complaining to the cashier about the mustard options. Within 15 seconds Mayor grabbed the poor bastard and threw him through Katz' front window, sending him flying onto the sidewalk in a shower of broken glass, then calmly returned to the counter and ordered himself a brisket on rye. I turned to my stunned friend and said "You do NOT wanna learn a lesson in this delicatessen."

    • @megatronn194
      @megatronn194 4 месяца назад +11

      😆😆😆😆😆😆

    • @agentadvocate
      @agentadvocate 3 месяца назад +10

      👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 What a time to be alive and in NYC.

    • @pinkroses135
      @pinkroses135 3 месяца назад +7

      Good one 😂

    • @B3rz_
      @B3rz_ 2 месяца назад

      Just like when i play red dead

    • @thisissteeev
      @thisissteeev Месяц назад

      And music history was changed forever on that day

  • @_Jay_Maker_
    @_Jay_Maker_ 4 месяца назад +499

    That flute solo was fucking banging. Also loving the callback to the lamp on the album cover.
    Lamps, lunch, don't matter what. Mayor Breslin doesn't take shit from anyone at any time.
    Also, Mayor ain't a title, it's his NAME, because HE RUNS THE PLACE.

    • @nortonman5238
      @nortonman5238 4 месяца назад +47

      Obscurest Vinyl and all the lore with these artists is what I live for now.

    • @celebrityrog
      @celebrityrog 4 месяца назад

      The ONLY Mayor to vote for, AMERICAS REAL MAYOR, Mayor Breslin!

    • @wyldvigilante
      @wyldvigilante 4 месяца назад +5

      Word

    • @I-am-moderately-stupid
      @I-am-moderately-stupid 3 месяца назад

      True

  • @Bigz63
    @Bigz63 4 месяца назад +617

    This one goes out to all those souls standing behind that one guy at the local Subway.

    • @The_Gray_Witch_Ash
      @The_Gray_Witch_Ash 4 месяца назад +36

      This was written by the workers. I was there 🤣🤣🤣

    • @sabatino1977
      @sabatino1977 4 месяца назад +18

      Subway?! I feel bad for you. Subway aint got shit on a real NY deli!

    • @xraven8443
      @xraven8443 3 месяца назад +7

      I am one of the workers. And yes it was. We all got together in the back room and wrote this

  • @whogotsthecrack
    @whogotsthecrack 4 месяца назад +506

    The flute solo interspersed with a random "bitch" is the chef's kiss.

    • @JoshPenalty
      @JoshPenalty 4 месяца назад +40

      I imagine Mayor Breslin is actually the one playing the flute and he just comes up to say "bitch"

    • @TheMotherofTacos
      @TheMotherofTacos 3 месяца назад +13

      So Mayor Breslin is why Lizzo does that all the time!

    • @drrockkso8882
      @drrockkso8882 2 месяца назад

      Every solo in every song should be preceded by the singer screaming "CHECK THIS OUT, BITCH!"

    • @juliahoffman4954
      @juliahoffman4954 23 дня назад +3

      Mayor Breslin defo playing the flute between "bitch"es. Ian Anderson of Jethro Tull caught his act one day in the early 70s when he was passing through the Village. He was so impressed that he taught Mayor how to be a flautist to help him with his anger management issues.

    • @helena-mc85
      @helena-mc85 20 дней назад +2

      @@juliahoffman4954 My God that Behind the Music can't come out fast enough, but I get it, I know - there are no shortcuts to quality.

  • @Outside998
    @Outside998 4 месяца назад +528

    Mayor Breslin was the voice of a generation. A generation of insanely angry people.

    • @VesBox-s2g
      @VesBox-s2g 4 месяца назад +9

      Not insanely

    • @mrodriguez16ks
      @mrodriguez16ks 4 месяца назад +32

      *justifiably

    • @SirChubbyBunny
      @SirChubbyBunny 4 месяца назад +22

      I would love to know how he would handle the modern world of telemarketing and tech support.

    • @TryinaD
      @TryinaD 4 месяца назад +11

      Honestly this just feels like my internal dialogue lol

    • @mridlon1634
      @mridlon1634 3 месяца назад +9

      1970s New York City…

  • @Royal_Fortune
    @Royal_Fortune 4 месяца назад +193

    I worked in a deli in 77’ and we would jam out to this during the openings. My partner Frank was a huge Breslin fan back in the day. RIP Frank, this one’s for you. Lord give us our daily bread!

    • @frug5629
      @frug5629 4 месяца назад +11

      Now all I can picture is an old school deli blasting this overhead and the staff making tasty sandwiches/dancing to the beat.

    • @marke7548
      @marke7548 3 месяца назад +4

      Damn, I also have great summer vacation memories from 1977 of my dad blasting this tune out on the Magnovox big ass furniture sized stereo system! That flute was such a great part of the song!

    • @relwalretep
      @relwalretep 3 месяца назад +2

      Frank knew a good foot long when he saw one. RIP.

    • @howardgilman5698
      @howardgilman5698 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@relwalretepSounds like he was trying not to make one.😂

  • @drimmie
    @drimmie 4 месяца назад +741

    The "bitch" chants during the flute solo 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ObscurestVinyl
      @ObscurestVinyl  4 месяца назад +88

      😂😂😂

    • @drimmie
      @drimmie 4 месяца назад +28

      @@ObscurestVinyl great work as always 👍 😂

    • @hokieham
      @hokieham 4 месяца назад +8

      💀

    • @brockobama4408
      @brockobama4408 4 месяца назад +8

      I keep comin' back for more and i'm not the only one

    • @isthisavalidusername
      @isthisavalidusername 4 месяца назад +24

      The Mayor's anger is so powerful even the flute solo is struggling to contain it.

  • @markspitz7883
    @markspitz7883 4 месяца назад +245

    If I ever owned a restaurant, I'd play this over and over 100% of the day.

    • @babs2034
      @babs2034 4 месяца назад +9

      😂😂😂❤

  • @SugarDemon1035
    @SugarDemon1035 4 месяца назад +320

    0:42 that "I think I saw JEEEEEEEESUS Christ" fucking broke me

    • @Radoll
      @Radoll 4 месяца назад +6

      That gets me every time, too. 😂

    • @temporarystates
      @temporarystates 3 месяца назад +3

      🙌

    • @AlisonBryen
      @AlisonBryen 3 месяца назад +3

      Same!

    • @SirJazzVRC
      @SirJazzVRC 3 месяца назад +3

      Same! XDDD

    • @IVCCXS
      @IVCCXS 3 месяца назад +14

      It was the "Lord give us our daily Bread!" for me 😂

  • @Jeff-jz5sf
    @Jeff-jz5sf 3 месяца назад +86

    Obscures vinyl should seriously do an entire album of Mayor Breslin

  • @ohlookitsgirunduu5597
    @ohlookitsgirunduu5597 2 месяца назад +25

    Saw the Mayor on the "Uncivil Service" tour with Comptroller Erikson back in '88. When we called for an encore he started throwing batteries into the crowd.

  • @m.edwards9784
    @m.edwards9784 3 месяца назад +73

    Just been walking around randomly singing "LORD GIVE US OUR DAILY BREAD!"

  • @brycebryant6035
    @brycebryant6035 4 месяца назад +398

    Lord give us our daily bread!

  • @sundowniseeu
    @sundowniseeu 4 месяца назад +346

    Bro settled on a knuckle sandwich

  • @ConjuredScourge
    @ConjuredScourge 4 месяца назад +95

    Flute solo is peppered with "bitch" I'm voting for Mayor Breslin this year!

  • @haoukkax8896
    @haoukkax8896 4 месяца назад +163

    The Mayor drops another certified anger banger.

  • @mikespoon3685
    @mikespoon3685 4 месяца назад +335

    This might be the most NYC song I've ever heard.

    • @drrockkso8882
      @drrockkso8882 4 месяца назад +56

      Living in New York during 1970s, Mayor Breslin's temper in slow food lines was legendary all over the city. I remember taking a buddy who was visiting from out of town to Katz' in the East Village for lunch. As usual there was a line halfway down the block. But as soon as we saw Mayor Breslin rounding the corner with that look in his eyes, everybody said "oh shit, Mayor's comin'" and cleared a path to the front. My confused friend asked "Wait, why does that guy get to cut the line? Who is he?" as Mayor walked up to the counter where some tourist was complaining to the cashier about the mustard options. Within 30 seconds, Mayor grabbed the poor bastard and threw him through Katz' front window, sending him flying onto the sidewalk in a shower of broken glass, then calmly returned to the counter ordered himself a brisket on rye. I turned to my stunned friend and said "You do NOT wanna learn a lesson in this delicatessen."

    • @davoid96
      @davoid96 3 месяца назад +15

      @@drrockkso8882I can confirm, don’t mess with Mayor

    • @MelanieOh
      @MelanieOh 3 месяца назад +1

      Thank you, yes

    • @drewzalo
      @drewzalo 8 дней назад

      Detroit

  • @brockobama4408
    @brockobama4408 4 месяца назад +210

    NEVER STOP pumping out this gold. Theres others tryna do thisss but they aint got the substance

    • @ultraviolettas
      @ultraviolettas 3 месяца назад +1

      you’re acting like he composed the damn thing

    • @brockobama4408
      @brockobama4408 3 месяца назад +2

      @@ultraviolettas yea

  • @HMSindistinguishable
    @HMSindistinguishable 3 месяца назад +40

    'give us our daily bread'...can't say the Lord's prayer now without this legendary tune coming into my head.👏

  • @justinbaukus
    @justinbaukus 4 месяца назад +94

    I'll be singing "you're gonna learn a lesson in this delicatessen" to myself for the next two weeks. Another banger from the Mayor

  • @mev186
    @mev186 3 месяца назад +92

    I'll always remember Mayor Breslin's Rolling Stone interview in '70. The interviewer asked "Your songs are usually very angry. Tell me Mayor, are you angry?" Mayor leaned forward, looked the guy straight in the eye and said "I'm a black man who was born and raised in the South. What the fuck do you think?"

    • @realkraid
      @realkraid 3 месяца назад +11

      People don't usually talk about it but his involvement in the BPP as a young man had a major effect on his life and outlook

  • @keithconner9036
    @keithconner9036 4 месяца назад +66

    The crowd got pretty agro with Mayor Breslin as the opening act, but then the Sticky Sweethearts calmed everyone down. Life is funny that way.

  • @HellOnWheel
    @HellOnWheel 4 месяца назад +130

    Epic flute solo

    • @stfi7566
      @stfi7566 4 месяца назад +7

      It’s a Peter Gabriel cameo.

    • @monsieurgolem3392
      @monsieurgolem3392 4 месяца назад +2

      Lol, its Ian Anderson.

  • @Emilaria
    @Emilaria 4 месяца назад +76

    As someone who played flute for 12 years, I thank you for the jammin flute solo.

    • @drrockkso8882
      @drrockkso8882 2 месяца назад

      All flute solos should begin with the singer screaming "CHECK THIS OUT, BITCH!"

  • @ek4022
    @ek4022 4 месяца назад +26

    It would be an honor if you used my idea for a theme for the next Mayor Breslin song: the same amount of rage towards people who drive below the speed limit in the fast lane and refuse to use it for passing

    • @ObscurestVinyl
      @ObscurestVinyl  4 месяца назад +21

      Dude…I’m not even kidding I had that exact same thought for a song! It’ll happen haha

    • @ek4022
      @ek4022 4 месяца назад +4

      @@ObscurestVinyl omg, your reply has me more excited than payday

    • @foreordinator1471
      @foreordinator1471 3 месяца назад

      @@ObscurestVinyl oh lord please 😂

    • @Pintroll300
      @Pintroll300 2 месяца назад +3

      Seeing this after listening to “cruising for a contusion” is crazy

  • @PM-xu2nq
    @PM-xu2nq 4 месяца назад +11

    Mayor Breslin later spoke of his decision to record this sleeper hit in a 1983 Rolling Stone article: “I put out that joint not just cause I knew it would play good live, but as a warning to Deli-Dalliers everywhere; you ain’t getting away with that shit on my lunchtime. Hurry up or you’ll find out what the fuckin’ counter tastes like.”
    According to all who met him, his uncompromising attitude was a steadfast feature of his personality prior to and throughout his career and indeed his life.

    • @frug5629
      @frug5629 4 месяца назад +1

      These tid bits of trivia 😂

    • @drrockkso8882
      @drrockkso8882 4 месяца назад +3

      When I lived in New York in the 1970s, Mayor Breslin's temper in slow food lines was legendary all over the city. I remember taking a buddy who was visiting from out of town to Katz' in the East Village for lunch. As usual there was a line halfway down the block. But as soon as we saw Mayor Breslin rounding the corner with that look in his eyes, everybody said "oh shit, Mayor's comin'" and cleared a path to the front. My confused friend asked "Wait, why does that guy get to cut the line? Who is he?" as Mayor walked up to the counter where some tourist was complaining to the cashier about the mustard options. Within 30 seconds, Mayor grabbed the poor bastard and threw him through Katz' front window, sending him flying onto the sidewalk in a shower of broken glass, then calmly returned to the counter ordered himself a brisket on rye. I turned to my stunned friend and said "You do NOT wanna learn a lesson in this delicatessen."

  • @fragwagon
    @fragwagon 4 месяца назад +100

    I'm writing in Mayor Breslin in 2024

    • @JoeyHerbz
      @JoeyHerbz 4 месяца назад +6

      Same

    • @NoName-sv2uz
      @NoName-sv2uz 2 месяца назад +3

      Our politicians better be ready to learn a lesson in this delicatessen!

  • @jonnusofjon
    @jonnusofjon 3 месяца назад +38

    Congratulations, you've just made sure that the phrase "You​’​re Gonna Learn a Lesson, in This Delicatessen" will be going around in my head for at least 4 years. Worth it.

  • @MitchQuadrupleTree
    @MitchQuadrupleTree 4 месяца назад +71

    I've never worked in a restaurant, but I worked a long time in retail, and I feel Mayor's pain here.

  • @seang6260
    @seang6260 2 месяца назад +19

    I remember the year like it was yesterday, 1972, the Lodge had just opened in Detroit, we called it the Mayor's Summer. Every car was tuned in WLLZ with nothing but Breslin blaring out of every car and apartment. What a time to be alive

  • @korrainomad365
    @korrainomad365 4 месяца назад +60

    Mayor Breslin is truly one of the greats 🙌 such a legend

  • @derpderpdurtingirt
    @derpderpdurtingirt Месяц назад +6

    Creem magazine review by Lester Bangs - “out of sheer impatience and two lines of booger sugar, Mayor Breslin experiences a psychotic break at the local Subway, in his latest funk-blaster. Sure to give Parliament and Funkadelic a run for their… deli meats.”

  • @rekpek9
    @rekpek9 4 месяца назад +63

    Beautiful flute solo

    • @ObscurestVinyl
      @ObscurestVinyl  4 месяца назад +50

      That was all Breslin

    • @rekpek9
      @rekpek9 4 месяца назад

      ​@@ObscurestVinyl I can well imagine him standing behind the undecided asshole and aggressively playing the flute solo in his ear.

    • @nortonman5238
      @nortonman5238 4 месяца назад +8

      ​@@ObscurestVinylthe dedication to the bit is why I love this channel.

    • @rekpek9
      @rekpek9 4 месяца назад +15

      I can well imagine him standing behind the undecided mofo and aggressively playing the flute solo in his ear.

    • @archerj2010
      @archerj2010 7 дней назад

      ​@rekpek9 yeah, the mayor knew that tinnitus was the silent killer.

  • @SmoothMcGroove
    @SmoothMcGroove 4 месяца назад +90

    This chorus has me groovin' hard 🥪🥪🥪👊

    • @kewoshk
      @kewoshk 4 месяца назад +3

      Oh Smooth’s here 😄👋

    • @ChargeQM
      @ChargeQM 4 месяца назад +2

      Eyyy

  • @MS-gd8px
    @MS-gd8px 4 месяца назад +50

    Ironically, my soul left my body at "Lord give us our daily bread!!!" 😂😂😂

  • @Stormblast729
    @Stormblast729 3 месяца назад +17

    "I punched a stack of deli meats down his throat!" My mind went into the gutter with that one. I am glad someone made a song about clueless customers who hold up food lines like total assholes.

  • @MitchSchulte1776
    @MitchSchulte1776 4 месяца назад +51

    I desperately need this man's entire discography

  • @davidwolfhudson
    @davidwolfhudson 3 месяца назад +15

    Looking forward to the follow up singles "You're About To Get Dropped In This Coffee Shop" and "You're Gonna Lose A Tooth In This Jamba Juice," a whole series of the Mayor's daily errands

    • @Mordecaialivanoshea
      @Mordecaialivanoshea 3 месяца назад +1

      This is the best idea

    • @PeterDivine
      @PeterDivine 3 месяца назад +6

      "I'm Gonna Lay You Flat In This Laundromat"
      "You're Gonna Eat The Floor In This Hardware Store"
      "Talk In The Theater, You're Gonna See My Repeater"

    • @davidwolfhudson
      @davidwolfhudson 3 месяца назад

      @@PeterDivine yes!

    • @BingQilin
      @BingQilin 2 месяца назад +2

      "I'm Gonna Make you Sing In This Burger King"

  • @wd4973
    @wd4973 4 месяца назад +74

    For real, we need some corny, colourful karaoke videos with the lyrics

    • @dylanalvarado3815
      @dylanalvarado3815 3 месяца назад +3

      I would be screaming this shit during karaoke night while making eye contact with someone who owes me a sandwich lol

    • @TheRoadWarriorUSA
      @TheRoadWarriorUSA 3 месяца назад +2

      A full music video with Mayor Breslin fighting everyone and making a huge mess in the shop after one too many motherfuckers couldn't make up their minds. Full lyrics on screen, people getting thrown through windows

  • @brandonmichaud7509
    @brandonmichaud7509 4 месяца назад +126

    I remember when Mayor Breslin won election in 1979 by 45 votes! It was a great day for democracy!

    • @JakeNix-lk1ml
      @JakeNix-lk1ml 4 месяца назад +2

      Lol 😂 what really what city?

    • @JakeandElwoodBlues
      @JakeandElwoodBlues 4 месяца назад

      @@JakeNix-lk1mlIntercourse, Pennsylvania

    • @solidsnake2085
      @solidsnake2085 4 месяца назад +5

      ​@@JakeNix-lk1mlYork New City.

    • @MetalSlugzMaster
      @MetalSlugzMaster 4 месяца назад +8

      Detroit. Definitely Detroit. This Pastor-turned-gospel singer-turned-politician-turned-Motor city chart-topper would be a bonified Motown legend.

    • @daibonehead
      @daibonehead 4 месяца назад +3

      @@MetalSlugzMaster it was all going so well until he was spotted driving that Toyota. That’s when the shit hit the fan, and the wheels started to fall off. Not off the Toyota, obviously.

  • @KatherineXIX
    @KatherineXIX 2 месяца назад +11

    I'm 8 months pregnant in July in the Southeast, everyone is being as fucking stupid as they humanly possibly can, and Mayor Breslin's entire discography speaks to my soul.

  • @Yurasuka
    @Yurasuka 4 месяца назад +35

    The hits keep on coming! Don't ever stop, man. You're my favorite artist of 2024 and it's not even close!

    • @ObscurestVinyl
      @ObscurestVinyl  4 месяца назад +14

      Thank you!!

    • @LCDVF
      @LCDVF 4 месяца назад +7

      My eyes are fuckin’ bloody from crying out loud, fortunately I still have time and space to enjoy your creations as they come up exactly when needed most.

  • @ryanfebrianto8973
    @ryanfebrianto8973 Месяц назад +1

    I am imagining Mayor pull out his flute and dancing around the knocked down customer and the whole line cheered him

  • @404_profile_not_found
    @404_profile_not_found 4 месяца назад +167

    If I owned a Subway franchise, this song would be on repeat 24/7.
    I'd make Obscurest Vinyl a millionaire just from royalty payments.

    • @randyrrandelson6444
      @randyrrandelson6444 4 месяца назад +17

      I could see how playing this song might increase order flow and sales.
      You are a business genius!

  • @masterzombie161
    @masterzombie161 3 месяца назад +10

    Mayor Breslin is my favorite singer in this genre. Everyline is a banger; every single note is top tier! Hopefully there’s more of him.

  • @luispereira3704
    @luispereira3704 Месяц назад +17

    For anyone curious these are the sandwiches present in the album cover ( from left to right)
    Fisherman's Roll : Remove Centre of roll, butter and line with lettuce, fill with GREENSEAS° Tuna and cover with KRAFT° Cheddar Cheese.
    The Sandwich you can live on : White bread and butter ,VEGEMITE° yeast extract, tomato and KRAFT° Cheddar Cheese.
    French Breadstick : Fill a buttered breadstick with Lettuce leaves , KRAFT° Cheddar Cheese, tomato and pork sausage. Cut into three.

  • @AngelBeeps
    @AngelBeeps 4 месяца назад +26

    Very pleased to hear more Mayor Breslin. Him and Jenny Stardust are like the king and queen of this channel.

  • @4evernate28
    @4evernate28 4 месяца назад +22

    He and Trip Watkins (of This Baptism Fucking Blows fame) need to do an “Ebony and Ivory” like duet on the subject of impatience.

  • @HalianTheProtogen
    @HalianTheProtogen Месяц назад +3

    Mayor Breslin’s got my vote!

  • @ThePaulwarner
    @ThePaulwarner 4 месяца назад +40

    When mayor Goldie Wilson first heard this banger on the jukebox at Lou’s Cafe, his response was “I like the SOUND of that!”

  • @Kashed
    @Kashed 4 месяца назад +33

    Ron Burgandy has nothing on Mayor Breslin. The GOAT flautist!

  • @BrooklynAvenue
    @BrooklynAvenue 3 месяца назад +5

    Put Mayor in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame already! Sign my petition!

  • @EpicAirGuitarist
    @EpicAirGuitarist 4 месяца назад +46

    Next song needs to be about him in an anger management class reflecting on his triggers.

    • @RickinAwesome
      @RickinAwesome 3 месяца назад +8

      And the coffee was burnt so he splashed the whole pot at the instructors face

  • @Jared_Wignall
    @Jared_Wignall 4 месяца назад +39

    Mayor Breslin always knew how to put it as simply as possible. He didn’t mince words and had no time for fools.

  • @artierobinette4903
    @artierobinette4903 4 месяца назад +43

    He epitomized the aggressive funk genre.

  • @DaussPlays
    @DaussPlays 4 месяца назад +15

    Also the 'bitch' mid flute solo at 1:25 really made me feel an emotion I can't describe.

    • @ObscurestVinyl
      @ObscurestVinyl  4 месяца назад +9

      He stopped mid solo just to say it

  • @nsxdarin
    @nsxdarin 4 месяца назад +44

    Fun fact: Ian Anderson played the flute solo!

    • @monsieurgolem3392
      @monsieurgolem3392 4 месяца назад +2

      I just made the remark, lol, you're not the only one.

    • @dragonclaws9367
      @dragonclaws9367 3 месяца назад +1

      I am standing on one leg in respect for the solo.

  • @emuwarrior7490
    @emuwarrior7490 4 месяца назад +45

    I'm never not going to be able to stand in line without humming this song now.

  • @ophidic
    @ophidic Месяц назад +5

    LORD GIVE US OUR DAILY BREAD

  • @vennic
    @vennic 4 месяца назад +22

    When is this election gonna end? I got lamps and delicatessen lessons to give!

  • @WillyGrippo
    @WillyGrippo 4 месяца назад +81

    Jared from Subway is learning his lesson now

  • @nortonman5238
    @nortonman5238 4 месяца назад +35

    Another bomb hit from mayor breslin.
    He was huge back in the 50s especially during the civil rights movement.
    This song showed people that regardless of skin color, you better pay very close attention to Mayor Breslins order or you'd catch a real wallop from him.
    God I miss the good ol days.

    • @archerj2010
      @archerj2010 7 дней назад +1

      Some say he helped the movement. Some say he hindered it. One thing is for sure - we all learned a lesson.

  • @shererid
    @shererid 2 месяца назад +3

    This is... Just... I have no words to describe the silliness and awesomeness here...

  • @nsxdarin
    @nsxdarin 4 месяца назад +174

    My version is you're gonna pay at this Chipotle

    • @oxide9679
      @oxide9679 4 месяца назад +21

      That's valid too, but it would need to be done in the style of a mariachi band. Lol

    • @Daniel-Weaver
      @Daniel-Weaver 4 месяца назад +9

      Chipotle makes you pay later.

    • @oxide9679
      @oxide9679 4 месяца назад +8

      @@Daniel-Weaver Only if you have an intestinal tract made of silk

    • @Daniel-Weaver
      @Daniel-Weaver 4 месяца назад

      @@oxide9679 I can keep Chipotle,Taco Bell, even Arby's ( thanks Homer) down ,but they all gotta come out at some time. And it ain't pretty. Think gunite.

    • @jonathang942
      @jonathang942 4 месяца назад +13

      Giving them hell at Taco Bell

  • @Chopsteak_Hee-Ho
    @Chopsteak_Hee-Ho 2 месяца назад +2

    I walked past the deli section at the store and this song popped in my head. Great tune here.

  • @AaronAaron247
    @AaronAaron247 3 месяца назад +9

    Having the line “Check this out!” Being said with such anger and then having a flute solo afterwards is comedy gold 🤣

  • @jonathan.atkins
    @jonathan.atkins 4 месяца назад +37

    I laughed, i cried, i shit my pants. This channel tops itself again.

    • @babs2034
      @babs2034 4 месяца назад

      😂😂😂

    • @babs2034
      @babs2034 4 месяца назад +2

      I think he wrote a song about that also 😂😂😂

  • @daibonehead
    @daibonehead 4 месяца назад +22

    Just when I thought I had heard all of Mayor's catlaogue, here comes another number from Mayor - and by extension another lesson from the Sage of Soul. Thanks, Mayor. No one has drawn a line through soul, divine reribution, and bread based violence towards deli counter loiterers before. I'm ever the student, while you remain the master of musiclal grooves and life lession.

  • @Kasquede
    @Kasquede 4 месяца назад +14

    I think Jesus was channeling that same energy he had when he chased the merchants and money changers out of the temple when he spoke to Mayor Breslin. Christ must have been big on the “start no trouble but take no shit” philosophy when it came to eateries in Judea.

    • @rando5638
      @rando5638 4 месяца назад +5

      "Start no trouble but take no shit" goes surprisingly hard.

  • @simontemplar3359
    @simontemplar3359 3 месяца назад +7

    This may be (and I am not joking at all) one of the greatest songs I've ever heard. It's like Edwin Starr meets Isaac Hayes and then gets super pissed about a sandwich. All win, all day,

  • @handbananagaming1357
    @handbananagaming1357 3 месяца назад +4

    Please upload more of this, it's really hard to find Mayor Breslin's music nowadays.

  • @jamesrogers7902
    @jamesrogers7902 4 месяца назад +35

    As someone who works at a deli making sandwiches. Nothing infuriates me more than someone taking an unreasonably long time deciding on what they want.
    I am so glad that my hatred for these people has now taken on the form of song.

    • @drrockkso8882
      @drrockkso8882 4 месяца назад +6

      Every sandwich place should have a button on the register that plays this song as a warning when some dumbass is taking too long to order.

    • @MetalSlugzMaster
      @MetalSlugzMaster 4 месяца назад +6

      Ever had someone do the exact opposite, with just, "Bread and cheese, meat and spread"?

  • @ParappatheRapper
    @ParappatheRapper 2 месяца назад +6

    My boss at a previous job was from New York. He was at the DMV one day, and of course it's busy as hell cause it's in NYC. Big city DMV and it's the middle of summer, heat wave, everyone smells and sweating like it's a gym. 5:00PM rolls around and there's like a hundred people in the place waiting to be served who didn't have an appointment. Over the speaker you hear the announcement of closing and to come back another time, etc. The people were disappointed and there was even a few yelling. But center stage was Mr Breslin. He was just about to be served in the 'Appointments' line. To the uninitiated, the 'Appointments' line is for people who had made an appointment, not having to wait like others being served. When he found out he would have to come back another day he went absolutely ballistic. He started shouting about 'what the fuck is the use of an appointment if they don't keep it?' He tipped over a vending machine, and he proceeded to verbally thrash anyone who opposed him, including security.
    Eventually, the Manager folded and decided to make an exception and help him right there on the spot. Breslin responded by picking up the queue barrier and started swinging it around and declared he 'didn't want to drive a car no more, not in this backward ass city'. He was eventually wrestled out of the place by a few security guards but nearly everyone in the DMV looking on was laughing and cheering the man on. He almost inadvertently started a riot when he was arrested, but it was broken up. I heard Breslin got out of it on some minor charge and slap on the wrist, and did it representing himself in court. I also heard he drives illegally to this day but most police don't even want to deal with him so they let it go.
    They don't make em like that anymore.

    • @archerj2010
      @archerj2010 7 дней назад

      Yeah, The Mayor is just built different, that's for sure.

  • @Gambino85
    @Gambino85 2 месяца назад +5

    The flute solo is gold, listened to this everyday for weeks now lol, never fails to make me smile. We need more from Mayor Breslin!

  • @robothunter1035
    @robothunter1035 4 месяца назад +9

    Keep dipping into the Mayor Breslin back catalogue! Every song is not just a soul classic but philosophical gold!

  • @oxide9679
    @oxide9679 4 месяца назад +8

    Is this a reference to that Laurence Fishburne movie Hoodlum?

  • @slowbro1337
    @slowbro1337 4 месяца назад +16

    When he said "Lord give us our daily bread" I felt that before I learned a lesson in this delicatessen

  • @D1337ThisGuy
    @D1337ThisGuy 2 месяца назад +12

    Mayor Breslin: If road rage was a person

    • @ObscurestVinyl
      @ObscurestVinyl  2 месяца назад +16

      @@D1337ThisGuy boy are you gonna like the next song

    • @danleach8266
      @danleach8266 Месяц назад +3

      ​@@ObscurestVinylBoy did this fan earn the foreshadowing achievement!

  • @ettazay5088
    @ettazay5088 4 месяца назад +35

    Worst spanking of my life was when I sang this song as my mom made my school lunch one day.

  • @dts925
    @dts925 4 месяца назад +50

    It's not rocket science!

    • @pleun315
      @pleun315 4 месяца назад

      Thats right..... This is real fun 😂

    • @Vulture135
      @Vulture135 4 месяца назад +1

      You're just ordering a fuckin' sandwich!

  • @JamesPappas-e7e
    @JamesPappas-e7e 4 месяца назад +13

    This song literally turned my entire day around. Might be a musical masterpiece. Such much soul and passion.

  • @beny.391
    @beny.391 4 месяца назад +13

    This song sounds like its out of a blaxploitation movie where the hero desegregates a woolsworth lunch counter through the power of kung fu....awesome stuff.

  • @laynebarocela5069
    @laynebarocela5069 4 месяца назад +26

    So much vitriol in his voice X,D
    I love it so much lol

  • @zoe-janesutherland4359
    @zoe-janesutherland4359 3 месяца назад +8

    Mayor Breslin "Say what you like about my methods at the delicatessen, but I haven't killed anyone, because dead people don't learn lessons".....

  • @nailedtoeternity
    @nailedtoeternity 4 месяца назад +10

    More Mayor Breslin please.

  • @Nowhereman2121
    @Nowhereman2121 4 месяца назад +6

    Mayor Breslin was an angry icon of the disco world who brought wonder glasses and pencil-thin mustaches back in style at dance floors and bowling alleys everywhere. Contrary to popular belief, he was not nearly the rage-fueled maniac his persona and lyrics portrayed him to be. I believe it was in 1974, when opening for Elton John at the LeBelle, that he was seen assisting one of John's injured roadies before the Rocketman himself went on. Of course, Breslin still had to keep up appearances. So, before he left the theatre, he pulled a lampshade over manager John Reid's head before punching him right in the solar plexus. He never played the La Belle again, but Sir Elton still sends him birthday cards.

  • @jamieisjabba
    @jamieisjabba 4 месяца назад +62

    this is for people who went to subway.

    • @VesBox-s2g
      @VesBox-s2g 4 месяца назад +1

      So all of us. Unity

    • @frug5629
      @frug5629 4 месяца назад +1

      It's not my fault the sandwich toaster is broken!

    • @jamieisjabba
      @jamieisjabba 4 месяца назад +2

      @@frug5629 your getting lamped lol

  • @Starstuff-
    @Starstuff- 2 месяца назад +3

    God damn, Mayor Breslin's still got it. I saw him stop by the Flying Hippo a few years back enjoying a croque madame, as soon as this came on everyone got all quiet....
    Fantastic guy though. Still had some moves for his age, gave the poor kid behind the counter the fright of his life when he joined the jam.
    Need to find more of Trip's work though. that guy's got some pipes, too bad he hit his prime before breslin hit the scene, that'd be a helluva duo on the stage.

  • @SentientDMT
    @SentientDMT Месяц назад +3

    I've waited my whole life for a 70's funk style song about how it feels to be stuck in line at a deli. 🙌🏻

  • @mostlynull
    @mostlynull 4 месяца назад +4

    ...I think Mayor Breslin has just overtaken The Sticky Sweethearts for fave Obscurest Artist. As far as I'm concerned, anyway. 😂

  • @dylanisbored.
    @dylanisbored. 4 месяца назад +13

    Remember buying the 7" vinyl of this song a cool spring day back in '66. Good memories.

  • @jag0937eb
    @jag0937eb 3 месяца назад +3

    The flute solo just takes the delicatessen to new levels.

  • @brian99xt
    @brian99xt 4 месяца назад +5

    I was LEGIT behind a douche in a Subway today, that needed this song to be dedicated to him.

    • @frug5629
      @frug5629 4 месяца назад

      "It's not rocket science bitch, we're just makin a fuckin sandwich!"

  • @masterzombie161
    @masterzombie161 3 месяца назад +5

    This guy is the king of using the word “Bitch!”

  • @CExpy
    @CExpy 2 месяца назад +2

    I remember going to a Mayor Breslin signing once at Miami Subs. I brought my batman lamp to the signing and have still kept it to this day.