That's A F**king Ugly Baby (obscure 60s music)
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- Опубликовано: 4 окт 2024
- This 1960s obscure vinyl record, finally restored via ai music magic, caused a bit of a stir in the groups’ hometown but The Gleeful Dreamers were never afraid to shy away from the realities of life. “I call it like I see it,” group leader Orlando Benton said in an interview not long after the record’s release. “And oh lord do I wish I hadn’t seen it.”
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Lyrics:
Got a call (got a call)
From a friend (from a friend)
His wife had given birth and was on the mend
I went down (he went down)
For the week (for week)
He showed me 'round the house and finally to the nursery
But as I approached, I saw this look in his eyes
And when I peeked inside I knew exactly why
Cause
That's a f*ckin' ugly baby (a f*ckin' ugly baby)
Its eyes are lookin' crazy (both of 'em are lazy)
It's all wrinkly and wrong and its ears are too plump
Are we sure she pushed it out and didn't find it in a swamp?
Cause it's a f*ckin ugly baby (a f*ckin ugly baby)
Saw my friend (saw my friend)
He looked sad (he looked sad)
And in my head I was strugglin' to do all the crazy math
Know my friend
Know his wife
How could you put these two together and get strange alien life?
My friend said "Hey, it's not that bad is it?"
But I took another look and said I could no longer visit
Cause
That's a f*ckin' ugly baby (a f*ckin' ugly baby)
Its skin is weird and hazy (a blurry, blurry baby)
It looks like some old moldy bread that's been left out for years
Then it bared a full set of teeth at me and I discovered a new fear
Cause it's a f*ckin ugly baby (a f*ckin ugly baby)
And I ran out of that house
And should have found someone to call
Because if we don't do somethin' now
That thing will grow and kill us all
That's a f*ckin' ugly baby (a f*ckin' ugly baby)
It must eat like an octapus
No I don't that if that true
But if you see it in the wild
Don't let that thing get hold of you
Cause it's a f*ckin' ugly baby (a f*ckin' ugly baby)
Such a f*ckin' ugly baby (a f*ckin' ugly baby)
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"My mother never breastfed me. She liked me as a friend."
-Rodney Dangerfield
I can't breath I got tears and snot everywhere fuck man
So grateful that you posted this. My uncle took me to see The Gleeful Dreamers at The Dexter Lake Club in 1962. When they sang this everyone went quiet. Afterwards the crowd cheered. It was pure magic!
No respect I tell ya
@@FN_FAL_4_ever WHO KNEW?!?! Lol
“ I was so ugly when I was a baby they fed me with a slingshot”
Also Rodney
"Are we sure she pushed it out and didn't find it in a swamp" is insane
"His eyes are looking crazy, both of em are lazy" actually made me LOL
Yea I tried to make it through without laughing, but it got me cracking up
Yooo they even roasting the baby ears 👂 🤣
My ears missed that line.
My face was too busy laughing.
Cheers man.
Me too!
😆
My mother used to sing this to me.
Mine too. She still sings it on my birthday
How sweet
❤
If only I had that kind of a childhood....
😂
Their look of concern is genuine
Wait till she will be useful for other business
@@JamilaJibril-e8h 😲
The Concerned Dreamers
The middle guy doesn't look convinced
@@drinxs505 aren't only twins?!?
You know the song’s good when you can see the music video clearly in your mind and there’s not even a music video to see.
the best part, you don't see the baby..... it's left to the watcher's imagination- kind of like Howard's Mother in TBBT or Maris in Frasier. Just everyone gathered around the crib and reacting in horror and disbelief.
"How could you put these two together and get strange alien life" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
LMAO
I’m not sure who sung this to me as a baby because my pillow was on top of my face.
😂👍
🏆
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏻
Must have been hard, but I guess it taught you to be tough
You win best comment.
"Both of them are lazy" oh man that had me.
Pretty sure it killed me, and I'm typing this as a laughing zombie.
Should be played on all Pampers commercials.
I have a nieces and a nephew whom I adore, but I have to agree there have been some ugly little spuds on the Pampers commercials. 😂😂😂
Let's make pampers great again 🎶
@@maverickhistorian6488 "Little spuds"?
Not only did my parents send me to school with a bag lunch, they provided me with a second bag, complete with eye holes so I could walk to school by myself.
No respect, no respect at awl.
😂😂
Are you the Unknown Comic??
My mom made me wear a cardboard box, she said a bag wasn't strong enough.
If someone tried to kidnap you, just take it off.
I was conceived to this song back in 1964. I was in fact a fucking ugly baby. I blame the song.
Wow 1964, I’m surprised you know how to post a comment on RUclips
@@dwaynedibley997RUclips came out in 2005/2006, they would have been in their early 40's.
"That thing will grow and kill us all"
😂😂😂
lmao
Ah, the Gleeful Dreamers! They had a short but memorable moment in the spotlight. In addition to this classic, they had hits with “Your Man Is an Alien” and “I Saw Your Wife in a Cage at the Zoo.” Their careers were cut tragically short when they died under suspicious circumstances. While driving to a performance in Wichita, their car was front-ended, rear-ended and t-boned simultaneously by three semis. The Kansas State Police ruled it “a tragic, if rather odd, accident.” The three are buried together just outside their hometown of Dinkins, Georgia. RIP.
For real?
@@BigWillie01naw
I see AI restored a news story from the 60's as well. lol
Amazing detail in this comment!
It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you.
Literally every time one of my friends posts a photo of their baby on social media, I now think of this song. Thank you.
I was such an ugly baby my parents fed me with a slingshot.
Is that you, Rodney?
I tell ya I get no respect. No respect at all.
My mother wouldn't breast feed me. Said she only wanted to be friends.
This is classic. I tell ya!!!
When I was born the doctor slapped my mother!
I was honored to be asked to sing this at my sisters shotgun wedding,
Invite me ....😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sounds about correct..
I was stationed at Ho Suk Dik in the Dang-Poon Tang Provence, Vietnam in ‘67. Armed Forces Radio played this all the time, we loved it.
Welcome home brothers.
Lol! So raw but I love it.
Thank you for your service, my father served at man hung lo in 69'.
@@Eldritch-1No doubt he was there at Phuk-Sum Mo during the ‘69 tet offensive. One soldier said, ‘the action was up close and personal.’
Your father is a hero.
I was at Hoe She-Mean when they hit us, the whole platoon with Klamidia chemical weapons! 69' we lost a lot of good man that year!
@@dorkception2012 . Man, ‘69 was a rough one. It was so in your face. We now know the CIA was behind the klamidia chemical weapon attack. Soldiers at the VA reported a funky dead carp smell. ‘War is hell.’- T. Sherman
Some of these songs are legitimately good
This bloody thing been stuck in my head all week...
Only played a few but this is the first one I let play fully through and read along to the lyrics in the description.
IKR?? This has a catchy beat
We used to bump this in Nam 67'!
This is why AI was invented.
I try to convince people this, instead of taking tips from a program trying to live an "optimized" lifestyle
Yes.
Is this ai
@@jdmpreston If this is anything like Obscurest Vinyl, the lyrics are human made and the music and vocals is generated by an AI on a tight rope (specific instructions, many "takes" and then stitched together)
These lyrics are too coherent and funny to be AI. The music, on the other hand...
Love it, and the cover art of the three dudes is perfect. You can just see them thinking "Aw hell no!"
I remember Motown taking these guys to court for copyright infringement. Or maybe it was just my imagination running away with me.
This really brings back memories. Spent my first ever paycheck to buy this record back in 1969. I miss being 3.
"How could you put these two together, and get alien life?"
Every once in awhile RUclips grants me with a gem that has me laughing and this one is one of those for sure lol😅
My mom used to play this song all the time when I was a tot. She was always such an upbeat encouragement, she used to tell me, "Little man, God blessed you with a face for radio."
The judges were SHOCKED when The Gleeful Dreamers belted out this classic!
“How could you put these two together and get strange alien life”? LOL
This originaly written for the Temptations but they passed then offered to the four tops they also passed. Thankfully The Gleeful Dreamers took it and i cant imagine anyone doing it better.
This is one of greatest things I've ever heard in my life.
"What do you mean, radio stations won't play our song?!"
I know it doesn't fit the channel theme, but I would absolutely love a "That's a Really Ugly Baby" version that I could put into a public playlist.
It's these classics that give us hope.
I forgot about these gentleman. They do not make art like this anymore 😂👍💯 keep them coming .
Number 1 for 5 weeks in 1962 . They knew how to write beautiful songs back then …
My uncle and dad were backup singers in this band, they wrote this the day i was born.
"That thing will grow and kill us all" 🤣
Ah they don't make 'em like they used to alas.. Pure gold, melody, harmony and honest lyrics.
I always find it fascinating when the training shines through. This sounds exactly like the song that goes “just my imagination, running away with me” when they say “that’s a fucking ugly baby”
I almost spit out my wine all over my lap top🤣
There would have been no Beatles without the Gleeful Dreamers. They walked so The Beatles could run.
I haven’t laughed this hard in years. Tears are streaming down my cheeks what the hell😂😂😂
When I was delivered, the doctor hit my mom instead of me.
😂😂😂😂😂
Rodney Dangerfield
Mine shot my father.
Course the Doctor moonlighted as a Detective cause he had to find my dad first.
Gonna miss my dad, the fucking prick... At least the Doctor didn't.
His eyes are lookin' crazy. (Both of 'em are lazy)
COMEDY GOLD!
It was just a simpler time, and the songs were so wholesome then. Gee, I miss those days...
Oh man, my grandma used to sing this to us growing up. She would talk about seeing these guys live and how women would throw their babies up on stage. Man those were the days.
😂🤣😂🤣
@@allzeenamesaretaken Ahhh innocent times !
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I can't believe this didn't blow up within 24 hours of being uploaded. This shit became an instant favorite the first time I heard it and everyone I've shown it to thinks it's hilarious.
Agreed, it's one of the funniest ones I've heard of these.
There's just something Soul stirring about the old R&B .
singing those sweet melodies, the sweet sweet music of life.
"It must eat like an octopus." 🤣🤣😂😂😂🤧🤧
This is a brilliant masterpiece.
This song has lifted me up.
Kept me going.
Because it's a f£$king great song.
About a f£$ing ugly Baby.....
I always hated how they censored this on the radio. What a great song it was!
I bet the judges at American Idol would love this song if somebody sang it to them...
And thus a new urban legend is born, literally; seriously something like this happened in New Jersey back in the 1700s and they still claim to see it to this day in the Pine Barrens. Now when something like this happens in New Jersey no one takes notice, they say "It's New Jersey, who can tell."
Maybe if Paulie didn't lose his shoe
@@ColbyYadzwe could have gotten Silvio's scaroll without spending all night out in the fucking open!
I needed this so much. The song, the picture, the comments. All of it raised my spirits.
"How could you put these two together and get such strange alien life?"
1:28 "how could you put these two together and get strange alien life" bro thats fucking hilarious
I'm pretty sure I deserve royalties for this...
I love how his opinion on the baby evolves from mild disgust to genuine horror
AI has finally created something that's quite good
Right here is why AI will replace human beings creating art. AI is in it’s infancy and it can create this. That’s why the elite are depopulating the planet. Robotics and AI will replace humanity for the most part. Sad but true.
You can definitely kick back and drink a few beers to this
This sounds like something Zappa would have recorded.
It needs to be said that, Necessity is the Mother of Invention.
People with ugly babies NEED to be told.
Zappa's forte was doo wop, not soul.
"It looks like some moldy old bread that's been left out for years..."
I’m having this played at my funeral! When I was 7 years old my dad told me he and my mom sent my picture to our family and most sent sympathy cards.
So glad this song has been preserved. Back in those black and white days of my youth you couldn't buy this so easy, and any merchant selling it could have been fined. You had to know the hip stores in the right parts of town to go and give a hand signal, and the record guy would put it in a paper bag from under the counter.
I keep listening to this unironically because it's a jam
I'm glad you finally said it, cuz we were all thinking it, but none of us wanted to say it... Thank you.
Song practically wrote itself. Babies often look like gargoyles.
A great addition to any jukebox!
I haven't laughed that loud in... I don't know how long, I'm confused a lot, but oh my goodness this is some hilarious foolishness. 😂🤣
"He/she has a good personality" - when they get older.
The facial expression of the singers match the song, LoL
how could you put this two together and get strange alien life wwwww
Thank you for cheering me up on a tough day
I've listened to a lot of these AI songs and they're all much the same and well, you listen once and don't bother going back. This one though is probably the best one of the lot, and it really is funny.
My high school glee club sang this for Christmas one year. The audience sang along!
Legitimately well written.
I cant stop crying. My wifes going to a baby shower tomorrow!
Amazing.
I LOVED this tune back in the day! But the B-side was just as good, too, called "She Hit Every Branch (Fallin' From That Ugly Tree)". What I remember is the group had a few minor hits, one album called "Strokin' Mista Johnson Tonight", but success eluded them and they broke up in '69.
In 1975, one of the members, Marcuse Trenoir, had a minor disco hit in Germany called, "I'm Humpin' Fat Ass On The Disco Floor Tonight" („Ich mach heute Abend einen fetten Arsch auf der Discofläche“ ). Catchy, but more of a hit in Europe. After that, he quit singing and found religion. Disavowing all Western music as the "devil's music", he became a recluse and is currently living on a houseboat near Biloxi, Mississippi.
The group reunited in 1982, and did some local shows, but never really had a major hit and just drifted apart. There was supposed to be a re-issue of the album by Rhinoplasty Records, but it fell through. But this song will always be my favorite!
I'm glad someone remembers this because I was starting to doubt this account 😂I looked these guys up and couldn't find anything
I read that they were really turning things around, in '69, but they kept choking.
I have no idea if this story is true or false but it's somewhat epic.
“She Hit Every Branch” is the song dedicated to Moscow Marge (MTG)!
@@dma124BleachBlondBadBuiltButchBody and the WUTtones were ahead of their time
Oh this brings back memories, mom and dad used to sing this to me.
This is a beautiful classic song! Reminds me of school in the early 70’s
Comparing a baby to moldy bread is crazy
Brought tears to my lazy eyes
wow...cant keep a straight face in office when listening to this madness greatness
I needed this song about two weeks ago.
My grandma (whose first language isn’t english) is jamming to this
"How could you put these two together and get alien life?"
I'm dying here! 🤣🤣🤣💀
"Jerry, you gotta come see the baby!"
he sure is breathtaking
Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld's favorite song from the 60's
They were talking about Kramer.
"You gotta see the baby !'
One of my favorite episodes.
Breathtaking
lol, I think we thought of the same episode...
I really love the music - if I could just stop laughing long enough to listen to it!
This was on the hospital radio when I was given to my mom.
Great Temptations pastiche!
And on that day, the founding member of The California Raisins was born.
This is exactly what the world needs, the california raisins but more currant 🤔
@@ryanmellor2238take my RUclips upvote and get the fuck out goddamnit
You just made my day.
Maxine Waters?
Am 40 years old. My mother says, "You were such a cute baby. What the hell happened?"
I love music from the 60s - and this is hilarious! Is there more - a whole channel?! Subbed! 😂
This was my jam back in the day.
"It looks like some old moldy bread that's been left out for years" 😀
I was such an ugly baby that I had to bring a stork to my parents…!