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Too Ugly To Go Outside (Obscure 60s Soul)
Stay inside with Sidney And The Sad Sacksons in this obscure 60s soul track, brought to you via ai music magic.
Born in a small hospital in rural Michigan before his family was relocated to Detroit, involuntarily reclusive soul icon Sidney Sackson grew up across the street from producer Quarter Brown. “We were pen-pals to start,” said Brown at Sackson’s 1992 closed casket memorial service. “Then they eventually let me up on the porch sometimes. Had to sign a waiver.” The two would bond over records played through Sackson’s window, culminating in them writing and eventually recording together after school. “When I first broke into the business, I used a lot of the cash to set up a small rec...
Born in a small hospital in rural Michigan before his family was relocated to Detroit, involuntarily reclusive soul icon Sidney Sackson grew up across the street from producer Quarter Brown. “We were pen-pals to start,” said Brown at Sackson’s 1992 closed casket memorial service. “Then they eventually let me up on the porch sometimes. Had to sign a waiver.” The two would bond over records played through Sackson’s window, culminating in them writing and eventually recording together after school. “When I first broke into the business, I used a lot of the cash to set up a small rec...
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A Whole Nother Year Of This Sh*t (Obscure 70s Vinyl)
Просмотров 49 тыс.День назад
Alton Gibson greets the New Year with all the enthusiasm it deserves in this obscure 70s vinyl track, brought to you via ai music magic. After being forced to take lessons from the age of five, Gibson turned his talents toward rock music in the late 60s, starting as a session musician for famed producer Quarter Brown. "He always had this kind of droopy-eyed look on his face," Brown said on the ...
Christmas P*ssy (Obscure 50s Vinyl)
Просмотров 463 тыс.21 день назад
Stay classy this holiday season with Dorothy Jingle in this obscure 50s Christmas classic, brought to you via ai music magic. A Scandinavian native, Dorothy Jingle immigrated to America just before the second world war broke out in Europe. "Nobody could understand her name, and it was Christmas Eve, so they just wrote in Dorothy Jingle, stamped the papers, and she was on her way," fellow 50s ic...
Holiday Hours (Obscure 60s Soul)
Просмотров 28 тыс.Месяц назад
Close up shop for the holidays with The Middle 3 in this obscure 60s Christmas entry, brought to you via ai music magic. "The closer we got to the end of the year, the more people acted like our hours of operation were some kind of mystery," Marvin Lewis told Rolling Stone in their 1979 Christmas issue. "They'd call up on Christmas Eve at about 2:59 and go 'What time are you open till?' and the...
Harvey The Chronically Depressed Snowman (Obscure 60s Christmas Vinyl)
Просмотров 137 тыс.Месяц назад
The spirit of Christmas comes to life in this obscure 60s vinyl cut from Merle Chives, brought to you via ai music magic. Failed country artist and famed children’s entertainer Merle Chives was known for being a jolly old soul…most of the year. “He hated the cover,” producer Kip Flake said of his on and off music partner. “He got in a shouting match with the art department about the snowman smi...
It's Too F**king Early For Christmas (Obscure 60s Soul)
Просмотров 281 тыс.Месяц назад
Live in the moment with The Middle 3 in this obscure 60s soul vinyl track that definitely isn't a Christmas song, brought to you via ai music magic. Kelvin Lewis takes center stage as the three brothers make their plea for patience. "Marvin wouldn't sing lead this one," Kelvin said of his brother in an interview outside a Hallmark store in Detroit. "He wanted Christmas all year round while Wend...
Callin' In Sick (Of Your Sh*t)
Просмотров 288 тыс.2 месяца назад
Take a personal day with Quarter Brown and The Dollar Thrills in this obscure 60s soul vinyl cut, brought to you via ai music magic. Born Eli Sanford to a family of traveling performers, Quarter Brown would legally change his name after his father’s passing in 1960. “That old bast*ard was a Tyrant,” Brown’s brother Sonny Sanford said in an interview he was hours late for. “But my brother got it...
Bad Luck Black Cat B*tch - The Prudence Sisters
Просмотров 10 тыс.2 месяца назад
Get a bit mouthy with The Prudence Sisters in this early 40s obscure vinyl record, brought to you via ai music magic. Uncharacteristically wild for the trio, Bad Luck Black Cat B*tch was written while inebriated during the recording of a Bing Crosby Halloween special meant to cheer up the boys fighting it out with the axis powers overseas during WWII. "They were friendly, measured, and calculat...
F**k Candy Corn - Freddy And The Shore Trotters
Просмотров 11 тыс.2 месяца назад
Take a strong stance with Freddy And The Shore Trotters in this obscure 60s surf rock record, brought to you via ai music magic. “The only thing Freddy hated more than Jim Luvdaine was candy corn,” Chet Trotter said in the band’s autobiography. “Jim would go up to a house and get a full candy bar every time. Then we’d waddle up to the same door and get nothing but candy corn, and when it wasn’t...
It's Not A Ghost (You're Just A Dumb*ss) [Skeptical 80s Music]
Просмотров 40 тыс.2 месяца назад
Remain skeptical of the paranormal with Buster Spector in this obscure vinyl 80s cut, brought to you via ai music magic. Released for the Halloween season in 1987, Spector was originally commissioned by Columbia pictures write the headliner for the Ghostbusters II soundtrack. “Apparently he hadn’t seen the first movie,” producer Carl Bagans told Entertainment Tonight, “he just took the title an...
I'm Back On My Bullsh*t (Obscure 70s soul)
Просмотров 32 тыс.3 месяца назад
Old habits die hard with Sonny Sanford in this Obscure 70s vinyl classic, brought to you via ai music magic. “Sonny could make a bad habit out of bad habits,” said track producer Quarter Brown. “We used to call him Sonny 3000 - he had thousands of excuses for everything. He was late, drunk, high, low, in sideways with the mob, face down in the mud, on his back in the red light district - everyw...
Everything Reminds Me Of Her - James B. Thurston (1957)
Просмотров 14 тыс.3 месяца назад
Pine for lost "love" with James B Thurston in this obscure 50s soul vinyl track, brought to you via AI music magic. In the early 1950s, Jimmy Thurston was at the top of the world - his singing and variety act with his brother Benny had taken off and lead them to the brink stardom. Yet after avoiding many of the usual pitfalls - namely drugs - both men would succumb to the allures of increased f...
Baby Assassin (Obscure 50s Vinyl)
Просмотров 12 тыс.3 месяца назад
Discover that even the cute ones can be dangerous in this obscure 50s vinyl record from The Central Instrumental Agency and special guest Big Shoe Johnson, brought to you via AI music magic. Gary Alpert found the search for guest singers on the Agency's branch out into the broader market harder than he'd initially thought. "Lots of big names turned this down, including ol' Big Shoe the first co...
The Customer Is Always F**kin' Wrong (obscure early 60s soul)
Просмотров 960 тыс.3 месяца назад
Unleash a little pent-up frustration with this obscure early 60s vinyl entry, brought to you via ai music magic. The middle siblings of nine children, The Middle 3 relied solely on each other to weather the storm of their troubled early home life in Detroit. “We worked every job we could find so we could get out. But we could only take so much, you know?” Wendel Lewis said of the origins of the...
F*ck This Day (We'll Try Again Tomorrow) [Obscure early 70s soul]
Просмотров 255 тыс.4 месяца назад
Call it a day in this obscure early 70s soul vinyl entry, now restored via ai music magic. Facing continued trouble with group leader Orlando Benton throughout the late 60s, The Gleeful Dreamers felt the need to push forward in the recording studio with or without their headliner. "His ice cream addiction was out of control," Kenny Plickens said of his on-again, off-again band mate and friend. ...
I'm Takin' Your Mom To Our Prom (Obscure 50s music)
Просмотров 18 тыс.4 месяца назад
I'm Takin' Your Mom To Our Prom (Obscure 50s music)
I Don't Have To Go To F**king Work (In My Dreams) - The Gleeful Dreamers (1968)
Просмотров 40 тыс.4 месяца назад
I Don't Have To Go To F king Work (In My Dreams) - The Gleeful Dreamers (1968)
Fees F**kin' Fees (Obscure 40s Vinyl)
Просмотров 21 тыс.4 месяца назад
Fees F kin' Fees (Obscure 40s Vinyl)
You're My Favorite Kid (F**k The Rest Of Em) [Obscure 70s Vinyl]
Просмотров 14 тыс.4 месяца назад
You're My Favorite Kid (F k The Rest Of Em) [Obscure 70s Vinyl]
I Want To Shoopity Doop In Your Doopity Shoop (obscure 50s music)
Просмотров 17 тыс.4 месяца назад
I Want To Shoopity Doop In Your Doopity Shoop (obscure 50s music)
Napa Valley Cougars (obscure surf rock)
Просмотров 13 тыс.4 месяца назад
Napa Valley Cougars (obscure surf rock)
Have You Tried Not Being A Pr*ck? (obscure 60s music)
Просмотров 235 тыс.5 месяцев назад
Have You Tried Not Being A Pr*ck? (obscure 60s music)
Fool's Golden Oldies Volume 2 | 40+ Minutes of Obscure 40s 50s and 60s vinyl hits | #aimusic
Просмотров 17 тыс.5 месяцев назад
Fool's Golden Oldies Volume 2 | 40 Minutes of Obscure 40s 50s and 60s vinyl hits | #aimusic
The Great Bingo Disaster Of 1944 (Live at Frontera, 1969) [obscure classic country vinyl]
Просмотров 8 тыс.5 месяцев назад
The Great Bingo Disaster Of 1944 (Live at Frontera, 1969) [obscure classic country vinyl]
I Only Saw This Play To Get Some A** (rare 50s vinyl)
Просмотров 10 тыс.5 месяцев назад
I Only Saw This Play To Get Some A (rare 50s vinyl)
Can I At Least Watch? (Obscure 50s music)
Просмотров 9 тыс.5 месяцев назад
Can I At Least Watch? (Obscure 50s music)
What The Hell Did You Call Me For? - The Time Travel-Hers
Просмотров 9 тыс.5 месяцев назад
What The Hell Did You Call Me For? - The Time Travel-Hers
How Bout You Get Off Of My A** (I'll Get To It Later) [obscure 70s vinyl]
Просмотров 43 тыс.5 месяцев назад
How Bout You Get Off Of My A (I'll Get To It Later) [obscure 70s vinyl]
I'm Leaving It All To My Cat (Screw You All) - The Prudence Sisters
Просмотров 22 тыс.5 месяцев назад
I'm Leaving It All To My Cat (Screw You All) - The Prudence Sisters
I Drew You A Picture Of My D*** (Obscure 60s Folk)
Просмотров 12 тыс.5 месяцев назад
I Drew You A Picture Of My D (Obscure 60s Folk)
Nahhh this hits the spot😂😂😂
New Year just started and this is already exceptionally true 😂 Talking to you, California.
Can you stop presenting this shit as music by groups that actually existed? Just say it's fucking ai. Why are you afraid to say what it actually is? Oh, because you know it's shit and you're selling a lie.
Gotta paper bag wife... She's like a dark cloud outside..... I need more than plastic when I slip it inside.... A hot dog down a hallway...I can hear the echos deep from the well of my bride.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯
Millie jackson springs to mind ...
LOVE IT ....I QUIT STICK YOUR JOB BABY!!!
Yo why does the ai sound like Doc Rivers?
Sounds like a bit of Mayor Breslin’s early career
fuck 'A.I' but i'd be lying if I said it wasn't funny
Stuff it back in and ask for a refund.
I tried my best not to laugh at this....failed miserably
Come on, say it with me I was so ugly, when I was born, the doctor slapped my mom.
I concur 😂
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Went to a festival back in 1970 where Sidney & The Sad Sacksons were slated to appear. But then again they were too ugly to go outside, so they were a no-show. Still got to see Julius Orange & The Pulp though, and it was one of the best times of my life. I still play some of their songs to my grand kids now, 56 years later.
You're too good !!
😂😂😂😂😂
One of those guys became the unknown comic
These AI generated songs are getting better and better hahaha 😂
"When I bust out the Pussy, they do not stand a chance. " LOL!😂 I
If only dreams could actually come true but sadly they don't 😂
Well done, bruh. The perfect track about my life. 😂😂😂
This will play every year from now on
My theme songs has been made
My sister would listen to this song when she would take a bath. She took teally long baths.
He was my friend, we was walking along together one day and we got caught in a wind storm and damn, that big old hessian bag on his head (he wore the potato sack outside as a fashon statement) just blew right off onto the street. I looked over at him, coz I was worried that bag just might go on a car and cause the driver to crash, but damn! I went BLIND! Just like that!!! I have to use a voice recognizer thing to type my words to you. He sure could sing...just wish he had the brains to tie a string under his chin that day...
What in the holy fk is going on here
Which of the 4 in the thumbnail do you think is Sidney?
Sidney joins a long list of people who suffered unfair treatment from society b/c of the same condition, what doctors call _Dubelbagosis._ A list that includes John Merrick (the elephant man), Murray Langston (the Unknown Comic of Gong Show fame) and...well, not that long of a list, I guess.
Man, I love Phantom of the Opera!
“One day it slipped, and traumatized the whole class.” I couldn’t help but laugh at that line. It might be AI but it does have soul.
"...Oh don't worry about Fred, he's on a business trip to Chicago with that young secretary of his..."
Yo this is a banger.
you know what, i’ve heard a lot of songs in this channel and they always slaps. this is ai done right, im down to vibe with old school songs reimagined and recreated with new lyrics
Thank you for posting this. I played every 45 and 8-track I had of this till they were completely wore out. Wanted to remember the lyrics so I could put them on my tombstone.
Found on the rack in a truck stop in Bute Montana.
Get this man a plastic surgeon, it's a national emergency.
This autoplayed after Dion
Finding this was the best part of my day!
My favorite Mitch Hedberg line: All the pictures of Bigfoot are blurry... What if that's just what he looks like?
I used to love Mitch Hedberg. I still do. But I used to too.
"If i step out the door, the average lifespan drops overnight" 💀
May 1 1969
"...lookin like a rearranged mr potato head..." 😂
This is one of the best songs I've heard lately 😆
Erik from Phantom of the Opera in a nutshell.
I was thinking Phantom of The Paradise.
"The Governor rang and said it's for national security" jesus christ i lost my shit at that part lmfao
The album cover looks like a carnival game. "Step right up! Pick the ugly guy! Win a prize!"
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
My theme song.
😂 me 2
The Sad Sacksons 😂
Finally, a song about my life
Join the club 😢😂
I'm already a member