I Let Jesus Take The Wheel,And He Crashed The Car (rare 1970's country vinyl)
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- Опубликовано: 5 сен 2024
- Coming Back With Another AI Hit Single From The Vaults Of AI. Cowboy Pbop Delivers Us A Song About The Time Period Where He Let Jesus Take The Wheel And Somehow Jesus Managed To Crash The Car . Cowboy Pbop Would Suffer Some Injuries Nothing Too Major . After The Incident He Would Write It Into A Song .#aimusic #ai #aisongs #comedymusic #music
Jesus turned water into wine. He drank way too much water to drive.
🤣
Saw him turn all the water in a man's body into wine. I still hear the screams.
It's great you commented on your own music. For this amazing song
man i'm going to hell for laughing at this too hard lmao
Cheeky bastard just orders water and bread. He gets smashed on the water and pushes the breadbasket to you with the words “eat me punk”.
Lmfao
I didn't know they had Uber in the 70s.
They didn't.
Yeah it’s in the style. Not meant to actually trick people into thinking it actually WAS from the 70’s.
*Jewber
I'm guessing you didn't know its AI
I feel so sorry for your comment attracting all the people who don't recognize a joke holy shit.
Still better than 99% of country made today
Is this ai?
@bobhope4949 I don't know for sure but I think so
If I'm wrong someone please correct me
@bobhope4949 ya it is I believe it is udio it's free to use and on Google
@@SpoopyNekoBitsy Yeh, this is AI. The AI shitpost parody music revolution is in full swing 😂
Nah, this isn't A.I. this is an unpublished song from Johnny Cash
Stop taking the wheel, Jesus. I'm trying to drive
Same.
@@cosmiccowboy_ Guess where your going????? Tehehe
He just gets angrier and angrier
Yep, he's getting there!😹😹😹
That face has me rolling!
Well, I think most people would be pissed off if Jesus' drunk a** totaled their damn car.
Thats the funniest part
Catholics pray to St. Christopher when driving.
He carried Jesus home drunk once.
Nice man.
St. Christopher is said to have carried a child across a river, and once they made it to the other side, the child revealed himself to be Jesus.
@@hunterhansen79But how drunk was he?
Get bent. Hell is forever.
@@PersonOfTheInternet280 I thought it was Jared, or you just being your typical poser. Strike a pose you model A
Anybody else notice that on the cover, Jesus is driving the opposite direction of the rest of the traffic?
😂
Also Jesus left hand has two thumbs
Yes. I guess that explains the expressions on their faces.
That's why Jesus is doing 20 to 10 in the state pen...
Well ain´t that very jesuslike of his. Fight the System!!! ;)
Jesus ain't even got a license! There goes your insurance bro.
Monday
This is proper use of AI
He tried to drive the car aCROSS the water.
He may walk on water but he doesn't hydroplane well.
You nailed that one
@@Leafer55 lol ✝️
"Dude, you're gonna kill me. I'm not like you, i won't come back to life" funniest shit i've heard in the song 🤣🤣
Jesus doesn't fear death or prisons. The man can get himself out of both in 3 days tops.
Okay, seriously, letting them nail your skinny ass to a cross so you can resurrect yourself 3 days later is a bit much when all he needed was even a public defender. In every account that's the hardest I've seen a judge work to not convict
But then he would've lost that particular flex
yet he let John rot on Patmos for 100 years just for lols. someone needs to look closer at this guy's tendencies
um but doesn't it say somewhere that a day with jesus is like a thousand years... so that's.... three thousand years LOL
@@lindseyshupee I said he himself doesn't fear either because of the length didn't I? Still 1000 Days, that's what a little over/under 3 Years? Some prison sentences last longer and/or are for life so that'd be actually quite quick when you get down to brass tacks.
"My hands must be a temple, BECAUSE THOSE FISTS ARE OPEN BAR !!!"
-JC
His blood is wine...
BAC 1.00
@@SentientSingularity goddamn right it is
Way over the limit. WAAAY OVER.
Transubstantiation.
Peter Griffin: Wait, is THIS[sacramental wine] really the Blood of Christ?!
Priest: Yes
Peter: Oh man, Jesus must've been wasted 24 hours a day! 🥴
Thats what you get for drinking yourself into a walking blackout, meeting some dude named Jesús at a bar, and fhen letting Jesús drive your car.
@@brianwesley28 only in Shendo ,Julio was there too. Jeorje was tucked in for the night.
I'd never let Jesus take the wheel. We'd probably get pulled over by Romans or something.
Never let him drive in Romania 😭
Jesus: “Remember: No Aramaic.”
Well yeah, dude was born in like 30 BC, he doesn't know how to drive
Exactly! And I think once someone reaches over 1000, they should be required to retest regularly for their license.
I've been laughing at this for, like, five minutes straight. The cover alone...
I've been laughing too but now im just listening casually chillin to it
The picture is fucking epic.
Just looked closer at the picture and saw tail lights … realizing that Jesus is driving on the wrong side. JFC
Jesus is all about love each other and stuff, but he's a shitty designated driver.
We are playing this song at church this Sunday with the praise team haha
I let jesus take the wheel & he crashed the car that would have made a 70s & 80s comedy movie in way of smokey & the bandit about a drunk dude being to drunk to drive and he allows jesus to drive but ends up getting into a high speed chase from the police and state troopers through 7 states
Lmfao 😂😂 That Would Be A Classic If It Was A Movie .
Dammit, now I wish this was real. I'd absolutely pay to watch that
One day AI will be able to do it. Might be a few extra fingers and mis-spelled words and some car models might be suspect but it will be worth it.
Last time I let Jesus take the wheel he drove from my house in Upstate New York to somewhere in the middle of the Australian Outback in a rented Subaru Outback. He killed a kangaroo and grilled it with some plants he found growing around. As we ate, he told me stories about angry servants and keepers of the flame.
Then the acid wore off. I was in the parking lot of some shitty Australia-themed restaurant with a bunch of partially eaten burgers and a couple of those fried onion monstrosities scattered around on the seats and floor of the car. Apparently this song had been on repeat, and I had been "singing" along, for at least twelve hours after getting the food.
Point is, make sure you know the source, kids. A friend's father's former bandmate's basement utility sink is apparently a good one. 👍
I miss the 90s.
Yea, letting a Jewish man from year zero to drive is probably not a good idea.
lol
“I Pray to God, His Son, wouldn’t crash” goes hard as fuck in the paint.
I so want to sneak this onto my local country station.
That would be absolutely fucking hilarious. And the FCC would be all over their ass. 😆
Go for it 😂
Please tell me your near Woonsocket rhode island lmao and if you get it on radio , I need to know cause this would be gold 🤣 like I need this to happen and see or hear the reactions.
Also if your not near me and know of a way I could hear the radio station you air it on, I need to know. I'm addicted to this ai music now and I need this in my life🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@michellepimental1996 I somewhat recently went to Woonsocket for a Johnny Cash tribute concert at that fancy-ass theatre.
in a unusual twist of events, the local church would probably be willing to provide bail money
Actual Jesus of Nazareth: "PBOP! That's not ME, you're high on some bad meth and that's some junkie who wandered out from under an interstate overpass! Listen for once!
*jesus walking out of the bar ready to drive his friends home* where’s PBOP? Guess he drive home, hope he’s OK.”
It was Brian actually.
Lmfao! Funniest rebuttal to "Jesus take the wheel" ever!!! 😂😂😂
This wouldn't have happened with Zeus. Greek gods can hold their liquor.
Zeus is guaranteed to have at least a couple of warrants. You know why. 😂
@notreallymyname3736 I am not sure how that will work when the suspects' descriptions include a large bull and a swan.
@@julianhermanubis6800 haha that's a solid point!
@@julianhermanubis6800 You forgot the rain once, too
Mad Messiah- Road Rager of the Resurrection
Ha, ha, jokes on him. He was so drunk he didn't realize it was Satan trolling him.😈
Nah, Satan's actually a good driver
I reckon Yeshua (better know by his Roman name of Jesus) would get a laugh outta this. Remember, whenever somebody says to be more like Jesus, you just remind them he chased people out of the temple with a cat-o-nine tails!
for changing money and selling livestock in a place of worship*
but yes, jesus does think this song is funny, i approve.
JESUS DROVE FOR UBER IN THE 70S
Luckily he didn't get any passengers because there was no Uber app in the '70s.
"The drunk guy was an afthole to lend jesus his GD car"😂😂
@@dontaylor7315 In the '70s you needed to use a rotary phone to get an Uber. Not an "app" but a string of digits!
@@jamesslick4790 Omygod that's killing me!😆😂😅
@@dontaylor7315 Of course this IS a 2024 "AI" generated tune, So I had to adjust the time scale. And I was a grown ass man in the late 1970s. LOL. Uber ITSELF didn't exist in the 20th Century. We used something called a "taxicab", That you ACTUALLY got using a rotary phone!
I can't believe nobody has made this joke it's so obvious and hilarious.
My Jesus likes to party
Don't trust him with a car. Not to mention the nails probably make the pedals stick. He drove mules.
the look on their faces is as good as the song! 🤣💀
you better let me get into heaven for this shit
I have no idea why this showed up to me, but I am glad it did.
I love how the other cars facing backwards
"Jesus fuckin Christ you're gonna kill me I'm not like you i won't come back to life" 😅🤣👌🏼
Ren I love your story, voice and your music 🖤🖤🖤
Thank you so much I have.
The original sample already downloaded, but can't wait to hear the revamp.🖤🖤🖤
Please keep speaking your truth
Amazing song! Great job. 😂
Yeah, letting folks from the Iron Age drive without all the drivers' ed any of us would need to become competent is a bad idea...
0:27!!!!!! Thank you so much!!!! I NEEDED this laugh today!!!!!
The title alone cracked me up
I have not laughed this hard in a long time. Thank you. And I love that picture.
Jesus in a Smokey and the Bandit movie.
The inspiration for Jesus Take The Wheel by Carrie Underwood
Soooooo close to awesome.
Anyone ever noticed all the crosses lining the roadsides around the country? I've never seen a Star of David or Crescent Moon. I'm thinking they're better drivers.
Friends don’t let imaginary friends drive drunk.
😂❤
That would explain why Jesus didn't let the imaginary singing cowboy take the wheel.😅
@@blackmagician7645 Jesus isn’t real, but if the cowboy isn’t then who is singing the song?
@@CycolacFan Ask Jesus.😅
@@blackmagician7645 can’t, he’s imaginary. 😉
When Jesus tells you to flee the scene, you flee the damn scene.
And when Jesus tells you to get rid of the evidence, you get rid of the damn evidence.
And when Jesus tells you to get rid of the witnesses, you damn well better get rid of the witnesses.
Because Jesus loves you.
Keep these songs a coming. Better than most new country or rock music now days
No wonder he used to walk everywhere, his blood was straight wine.
Based on their eyeballs, Jesus & his partner riding shotgun are both tweaking HARD!
I haven't laughed so hard in such a long time, I don't know if I'm gonna be able to go to sleep 😂
Please release this on iTunes and Spotify, I want this in my rotation 😂😂
Driving on water gets crazy up in here 😏
Jesus could not even drive three nails into a wooden cross. How is he supposed to drive my man's whip home from the bar?
"im not like you i won't come back" 😂😂😂
One of the best examples of AI art I've seen. Bravo.
This song has turned me into a believer. Hallelujah!
It's even funnier when you realize in the picture the other cars are facing in the opposite direction.
I knew a severely manic depressive religious man,
Claims he lets jesus take the wheel, this song describes pretty much his life decisions
Don't worry Lord I've got a 4x4 we can just go off road we're good Amen 🙏😁
@@user-ij4nc1cw2n jesus on a 4 wheeler or dirt bike would be rad.
@@patrickhernandez785 actually I really like the picture it would look awesome on my shop wall because there's no way my wife will let me have it in the house and that's a fact Jack 🤣👍🍻
AI revolutionizing country music was not on my bingo card for 2024, but it's welcome?
I love this song and plan to play it in church this sunday.
Penny Arcade would approve. Jesus is f'ing metal.
I would so hang out in this honky tonk
I had plenty of nights when Jesus took the wheel 😂
listend to it cleaning my kitchen, fkn lost it every few seconds 🤣
my favorite anime. Cowboy Pebop.
This is the funniest thing I've ever heard in my whole life❤😂
A, I , no Uber in the 1970's .
This song appeared to me on a midnight and I don't know where it came from or why but man was it funny!
The cover art reminds me of a single from a soundtrack of a crazy 70s movie
You AI guys are insane! Jizzing out one crazy banger after another, this is going to turn the music industry completely upside down!
the 70´s were wild man!
Bet the bible belt loved this. Just like they like jetton and wheeler who mine similar territory. Love it.
Wow love this song 💓
jesus took some hits of that burning bush ...
Jesus should stick to carpentry instead of driving. And lay off the hooch too, I know he turned water to wine but yikes. 🍷+ 🚗 = 🚓 👮🏾♂️ 🚨
Makes ya wonder what happened to the shit he built
@chicagotom1643 well his "daddy" was Joseph so if he was a good carpenter then Jesus should be too. 🤔 🤷♂️
I FOUND JESUS.!
He was behind the sofa all this time..!
I can't believe these Ai songs have better quality storytelling/humour, singing and instrumentals than most top chart music... The computer said "nahh these guys use me to produce garbage I can do better myself"💀
I really want to sneak this into one of the old mix CD's that my Dad keeps in the truck.
Never let him drive in Romania, those Romans certainly bear a grudge against him 😭
So hilarious 🤣
I was ready to hate this, but Jesus Christ it was funny.!! 👍 👍 😁😁
GASP!!!! 😅😅😅 I JUST BROKE 5 RIBS LAUGHING AT THIS DAMN SONG.
It is rare, because nobody in the 1970s heard of it then, either.
god that art just tells a fucking story, like this is the climax of the Movie where Ted and Jesus go on a wild Blues Brothers Chase
Amen...
Jesus is telling me to flee the scene but i don't run fast
You should have asked Anubis to drive instead. He's a good driver, but he likes to stick his head out the window while he drives.
love these ai songs 😁👍
Please give this song 🎵 a listen "Gimme a Ride to Heaven Boy" by Terry Allen
This is Hank Williams jr slightly modified
Wolf of Wall Street!
❤ these Graphics!
Great Summer Song.
this is the best song on the internet.