Okay, seriously, letting them nail your skinny ass to a cross so you can resurrect yourself 3 days later is a bit much when all he needed was even a public defender. In every account that's the hardest I've seen a judge work to not convict But then he would've lost that particular flex
@@lindseyshupee I said he himself doesn't fear either because of the length didn't I? Still 1000 Days, that's what a little over/under 3 Years? Some prison sentences last longer and/or are for life so that'd be actually quite quick when you get down to brass tacks.
@@TraceguyRune No? Two things. One, BC leads directly into AD. The new calender starts with Jesus being born, so it wasn't "thousands of years before." And two, it was traditionally 1 AD. "0 AD" doesn't exist because you can't have a zeroth year of a new dating system.
Please tell me your near Woonsocket rhode island lmao and if you get it on radio , I need to know cause this would be gold 🤣 like I need this to happen and see or hear the reactions.
Also if your not near me and know of a way I could hear the radio station you air it on, I need to know. I'm addicted to this ai music now and I need this in my life🤣🤣🤣🤣
When seatbelts were first introduced people profusely refused to wear them and it had to be made a law and enforced because people reacted to it like they killed their firstborn and took a while for the populace to accept and just buckle up when they’re in the car and I’m pretty sure back in 70s that was still a bit the case
@@oldtimer4791 yeah but don’t think ep understood that was how people reacted to it when it first happened so thought I’d try to explain. Sorry if it came across as rude, it wasn’t my intention
Actual Jesus of Nazareth: "PBOP! That's not ME, you're high on some bad meth and that's some junkie who wandered out from under an interstate overpass! Listen for once!
I let jesus take the wheel & he crashed the car that would have made a 70s & 80s comedy movie in way of smokey & the bandit about a drunk dude being to drunk to drive and he allows jesus to drive but ends up getting into a high speed chase from the police and state troopers through 7 states
When Jesus tells you to flee the scene, you flee the damn scene. And when Jesus tells you to get rid of the evidence, you get rid of the damn evidence. And when Jesus tells you to get rid of the witnesses, you damn well better get rid of the witnesses. Because Jesus loves you.
This was Pastor Fenstermacher's favorite song from Vacation Bible School back in the 70s- so many valuable life lessons and religious implications we discussed and examined as youngsters. I'll never forget those days
I mean, canonically the police do take Jesus away, and he does end up in jail. Canonically this is after drinking wine. All I can figure is the protagonist is Peter.
@@dontaylor7315 Of course this IS a 2024 "AI" generated tune, So I had to adjust the time scale. And I was a grown ass man in the late 1970s. LOL. Uber ITSELF didn't exist in the 20th Century. We used something called a "taxicab", That you ACTUALLY got using a rotary phone!
"Youre lucky I dont fight your ass and ask you how my fist tastes!" Dude... you probably dont wanna pick a fight with a guy that chased crooked merchants out of a holy temple with a fucking makeshift whip!
There are two variations of this song in my head. 1. Jesus actually showed up and took the wheel and crashed the car. 2. This guy is drunker then drunk and hallucinated the entire thing while crashing his car.
Would love to have a karaoke version of this and the rest of pbops hits with Jesus! Id proudly sing this at a bar on karaoke nights! Or at my local church before i get thrown out! X D
Ren I love your story, voice and your music 🖤🖤🖤 Thank you so much I have. The original sample already downloaded, but can't wait to hear the revamp.🖤🖤🖤 Please keep speaking your truth
Last time I laughed this hard at a song, Weird Al was still releasing albums. I fully welcome our machine overlords, at least they have a sense of humor.
While I’m very religious, very church going, to the point of twice a week, I’ll give it to you, this song is great. Found this song absolutely gut bursting.
"Cowboy Pbop" was the stage name of one Patrick Robert McGarrity (1938-1993). Second eldest son of a mining family comprising 4 sons and 2 daughters in total, the Beckley, West Virginia native was a natural songwriter from the age of five and played his first instrument at two, it wasn't until he was scouted at a bar in Christiansburg, Virginia in the early-1960s by an RCA representative and a producer, whilst most contemporary sources argue that the "scouting" was a "result of a bet between two men deeply indulging on Bourbon and Jack Daniels whilst "Patty-Bob" (one of McGarrity's nicknames) delivered one of his earlier melodies "If Moses Was A Gambler, He'd Win with Two Dead Man's Hands Every Night (Parting the Decks!)" and seeing if they can get a man chart without having his works play on the radio and have an audible stammer be present in his lyrics". While Patrick initially passed on the deal, as he showed a great distrust of anything that wasn't from either West Virginia, Kentucky, or the old Commonwealth of Virginia, he would later change his mind after his local pastor and his wife (who coincidentally, was one of Patrick's younger sisters) convinced him otherwise, with lots of Malboros involves, owing to McGarrity's lifelong use and abuse of Tabacco. And a deal was made, along with several recording sessions in Roanoke, Charleston, Chesapeake, Lynchburg and his basement bunker in Beckley between 1963 and 1966. However, due to the combination of many factors, namely, the poor, low-budget conditions of the locales that Patrick insisted on producing his songs in, the verbose, profane and cruel language of the records themselves, and eventually, the executives at RCA finding out and cancelling ALL future plans of any major EPs, LPs, or a national listing on the Billboard 100 to be released under his name (including his stage name of "Cowboy Pbop", even though he never rode a horse in his life or left the Appalachians owing to his low income garnered as a part-time bartender and postman in addition to his small, local shows in the area). Instead, McGarrity was left without a record label and only had his raw, live recordings to show. Not to be discouraged, he embraced his non-traditional approach to Country Music and pressed on as an independent artist. Sticking true to his artistic vision (Verbose, profane, brutally honest, and with a direct attachment towards his strong Methodist beliefs) he would carve a niche amongst his local communities performing local shows in his beloved Appalachians. His songs echoed the life and struggles of the people around him, a Mid-South that was changing, a Mid-South still holding on to long-standing traditions in good humour. Reflecting the resilience of the people who shaped his life Pbop made sure that with every performance he made, he managed to carve his niche within regional music, creating a legacy steeped in authenticity and a fierce commitment to the stories of his community. Through it all, Cowboy Pbop remained a symbol of defiance against commercial constraints, a testament to the enduring power of music that speaks from the heart. Whilst 1971's "I Let Jesus Take The Wheel, and He Crashed The Car" from his classic third album from 1972, "You'll Never Get Between Me and My Whiskey" was his most well-known Ballard based on a spiritual experience and a major crash in 1968, McGarrity would continue producing music in his home in Beckley (with other notable works including "I'll Suck Your Dick for Meth" releasing in 1978 and "My Meth Lab Blew Up" in 1977, coinciding with his fifth album of the same name ("My Meth Lab Blew Up") which released in the same year, before moving to a more private and off-the-grid building in the eastern outskirts of Suffolk, Virginia around 1988, owing to his distrust of corporations, anyone who wasn't a Christian, childcare payments and anyone who didn't like his smoking habits. His last song "I Fear God More Than I Fear AIDS" was part of a yet-to-be-released 6th album "I'd Fuck The Chesapeake If It Were A Woman" that was meant to release in local stores in November 1993, however, on the 21st of September 1993, a tragic boating accident, involving a Car Battery, a long cable wire, several litres of consumed Jim Beam and a case of impatient fisherman's wrath (caused by Patrick's abrasive and impulsive behaviour when fishing out in open water) led to McGarrity's fatal electrocution in the middle of the Nansemond River north of his Suffolk home and just south of Wilkerson Landing. He was 55 at the time of his death, and due to a lack of funds, was given a pauper's burial. However, his nephews, nieces, and even 4 of his alleged 19 illegitimate children would archive his recordings and five albums in a private collection in his childhood town of Beckley, WV. Said children have publicly allowed his discography to be remastered, released on the Internet and upscaled with AI for a new, more unconventional youth of the 21st Century and with the aim to keep Patty-Bob's tracks and legacy alive for the foreseeable future.
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Jesus turned water into wine. He drank way too much water to drive.
🤣
Saw him turn all the water in a man's body into wine. I still hear the screams.
It's great you commented on your own music. For this amazing song
man i'm going to hell for laughing at this too hard lmao
Cheeky bastard just orders water and bread. He gets smashed on the water and pushes the breadbasket to you with the words “eat me punk”.
Lmfao
Jesus ain't even got a license! There goes your insurance bro.
Monday
How would you even begin to explain what happened to your insurance agent?
Anybody else notice that on the cover, Jesus is driving the opposite direction of the rest of the traffic?
😂
Also Jesus left hand has two thumbs
Yes. I guess that explains the expressions on their faces.
That's why Jesus is doing 20 to 10 in the state pen...
Well ain´t that very jesuslike of him. Fight the System!!! ...wenigstens 'n bisschen. ;)
"Dude, you're gonna kill me. I'm not like you, i won't come back to life" funniest shit i've heard in the song 🤣🤣
This is proper use of AI
I was against AI but good Lord if this is the result, I'm all for it. This is the funniest shit I've heard in ages
@@windblownleaf6450don’t fear Ai because we won’t be alive by the time destroys the world
Listen to I fought a child with Johnny something or other.
Listen to I faught a kangaroo
@@windblownleaf6450 This isn't even AI.
He just gets angrier and angrier
Yep, he's getting there!😹😹😹
That face has me rolling!
Well, I think most people would be pissed off if Jesus' drunk a** totaled their damn car.
Thats the funniest part
I would too
Stop taking the wheel, Jesus. I'm trying to drive
Same.
@@cosmiccowboy_ Guess where your going????? Tehehe
Jesus doesn't fear death or prisons. The man can get himself out of both in 3 days tops.
Okay, seriously, letting them nail your skinny ass to a cross so you can resurrect yourself 3 days later is a bit much when all he needed was even a public defender. In every account that's the hardest I've seen a judge work to not convict
But then he would've lost that particular flex
yet he let John rot on Patmos for 100 years just for lols. someone needs to look closer at this guy's tendencies
um but doesn't it say somewhere that a day with jesus is like a thousand years... so that's.... three thousand years LOL
@@lindseyshupee I said he himself doesn't fear either because of the length didn't I? Still 1000 Days, that's what a little over/under 3 Years? Some prison sentences last longer and/or are for life so that'd be actually quite quick when you get down to brass tacks.
"My hands must be a temple, BECAUSE THOSE FISTS ARE OPEN BAR !!!"
-JC
I didn't know they had Uber in the 70s.
They didn't.
Yeah it’s in the style. Not meant to actually trick people into thinking it actually WAS from the 70’s.
*Jewber
I'm guessing you didn't know its AI
I feel so sorry for your comment attracting all the people who don't recognize a joke holy shit.
He tried to drive the car aCROSS the water.
He may walk on water but he doesn't hydroplane well.
You nailed that one
@@Leafer55 lol ✝️
Just looked closer at the picture and saw tail lights … realizing that Jesus is driving on the wrong side. JFC
there is no wrong or right way, there is only the Lord's way
I'd never let Jesus take the wheel. We'd probably get pulled over by Romans or something.
Never let him drive in Romania 😭
Jesus: “Remember: No Aramaic.”
😂😂😂😂😂
In what- a chariot chasing the car down?? Roman road police??
Lawl
@@0_dearghealach_083 Reminds me of a skit The Critic did with Spartacus meets The Dukes of Hazard.
Still better than 99% of country made today
Is this ai?
@bobhope4949 I don't know for sure but I think so
If I'm wrong someone please correct me
@bobhope4949 ya it is I believe it is udio it's free to use and on Google
@@NoroiNekoBitsy Yeh, this is AI. The AI shitpost parody music revolution is in full swing 😂
Nah, this isn't A.I. this is an unpublished song from Johnny Cash
Well yeah, dude was born in like 30 BC, he doesn't know how to drive
Exactly! And I think once someone reaches over 1000, they should be required to retest regularly for their license.
My brother in Christ, the calendar is literally based on his birth
0AD actually. BC was thousands of years before the birth of christ.
@@TraceguyRune No? Two things. One, BC leads directly into AD. The new calender starts with Jesus being born, so it wasn't "thousands of years before." And two, it was traditionally 1 AD. "0 AD" doesn't exist because you can't have a zeroth year of a new dating system.
he's meant to be all-knowing, that's no excuse
His blood is wine...
@@SentientSingularity goddamn right it is
Way over the limit. WAAAY OVER.
Transubstantiation.
Peter Griffin: Wait, is THIS[sacramental wine] really the Blood of Christ?!
Priest: Yes
Peter: Oh man, Jesus must've been wasted 24 hours a day! 🥴
I so want to sneak this onto my local country station.
That would be absolutely fucking hilarious. And the FCC would be all over their ass. 😆
Go for it 😂
Please tell me your near Woonsocket rhode island lmao and if you get it on radio , I need to know cause this would be gold 🤣 like I need this to happen and see or hear the reactions.
Also if your not near me and know of a way I could hear the radio station you air it on, I need to know. I'm addicted to this ai music now and I need this in my life🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@michellepimental1996 I somewhat recently went to Woonsocket for a Johnny Cash tribute concert at that fancy-ass theatre.
Thats what you get for drinking yourself into a walking blackout, meeting some dude named Jesús at a bar, and fhen letting Jesús drive your car.
@@brianwesley28 only in Shendo ,Julio was there too. Jeorje was tucked in for the night.
Catholics pray to St. Christopher when driving.
He carried Jesus home drunk once.
Nice man.
St. Christopher is said to have carried a child across a river, and once they made it to the other side, the child revealed himself to be Jesus.
@@hunterhansen79But how drunk was he?
Get bent. Hell is forever.
@@PersonOfTheInternet280 I thought it was Jared, or you just being your typical poser. Strike a pose you model A
I've been laughing at this for, like, five minutes straight. The cover alone...
I've been laughing too but now im just listening casually chillin to it
The picture is fucking epic.
" 1:10 I said Jesus, you need to slow-the-fo-the-fuck-down." Hard as FUCK.
😂
@@AnAdorableWombat1 Love ya fam.
But he looked at me, and pressed on the gas, he wasn't fucking around!
Yea, letting a Jewish man from year zero to drive is probably not a good idea.
lol
You know shit is serious when the passenger is wearing a seat belt in the 70's.
I’m showily my age but seatbelts weren’t a thing back then?
When seatbelts were first introduced people profusely refused to wear them and it had to be made a law and enforced because people reacted to it like they killed their firstborn and took a while for the populace to accept and just buckle up when they’re in the car and I’m pretty sure back in 70s that was still a bit the case
I mainly commented that for comedic effect...
@@oldtimer4791 yeah but don’t think ep understood that was how people reacted to it when it first happened so thought I’d try to explain. Sorry if it came across as rude, it wasn’t my intention
Actual Jesus of Nazareth: "PBOP! That's not ME, you're high on some bad meth and that's some junkie who wandered out from under an interstate overpass! Listen for once!
*jesus walking out of the bar ready to drive his friends home* where’s PBOP? Guess he drive home, hope he’s OK.”
It was Brian actually.
Satan always says "its me, Jesus!"
No one likes him unless he pretends to be Jesus.
I let jesus take the wheel & he crashed the car that would have made a 70s & 80s comedy movie in way of smokey & the bandit about a drunk dude being to drunk to drive and he allows jesus to drive but ends up getting into a high speed chase from the police and state troopers through 7 states
Lmfao 😂😂 That Would Be A Classic If It Was A Movie .
Dammit, now I wish this was real. I'd absolutely pay to watch that
One day AI will be able to do it. Might be a few extra fingers and mis-spelled words and some car models might be suspect but it will be worth it.
@@patrickhernandez785 The Dukes of Heavven
@@wagahagwa6978 cokey & the commandment
“I Pray to God, His Son, wouldn’t crash” goes hard as fuck in the paint.
Paint???
@0_dearghealach_083 hood slang.
Hell yeah.
When Jesus tells you to flee the scene, you flee the damn scene.
And when Jesus tells you to get rid of the evidence, you get rid of the damn evidence.
And when Jesus tells you to get rid of the witnesses, you damn well better get rid of the witnesses.
Because Jesus loves you.
I knew a severely manic depressive religious man,
Claims he lets jesus take the wheel, this song describes pretty much his life decisions
Tbh it's kinda your fault for thinking a 1st century woodworker could drive a car
Jesus is all about love each other and stuff, but he's a shitty designated driver.
in a unusual twist of events, the local church would probably be willing to provide bail money
God I love democracy
Lmfao! Funniest rebuttal to "Jesus take the wheel" ever!!! 😂😂😂
Ha, ha, jokes on him. He was so drunk he didn't realize it was Satan trolling him.😈
Nah, Satan's actually a good driver
We are playing this song at church this Sunday with the praise team haha
😂😂😂😂😂
"Jesus fuckin Christ you're gonna kill me I'm not like you i won't come back to life" 😅🤣👌🏼
The cover art alone had me howling. It could be a poster to an amazing movie!!
We say "Let Jesus take the wheel" but we always forget he was born thousands of years ago, he doesn't know how to drive.
This was Pastor Fenstermacher's favorite song from Vacation Bible School back in the 70s- so many valuable life lessons and religious implications we discussed and examined as youngsters. I'll never forget those days
Mad Messiah- Road Rager of the Resurrection
The sent to the hospital with a fracture part is so funny when you realize Jesus could have healed it but couldn't be arsed.
The guy is calling him a dick and a dumbass, in Jesus's defense.
"I know that you can walk on the water, Jesus, but the real question is . . . can you drive on 16 beers?"
All i see is Luke Skywalker in cowboy clothes looking like he's praying to the force that Jesus doesnt crash 😂
I mean, canonically the police do take Jesus away, and he does end up in jail. Canonically this is after drinking wine.
All I can figure is the protagonist is Peter.
JESUS DROVE FOR UBER IN THE 70S
Luckily he didn't get any passengers because there was no Uber app in the '70s.
"The drunk guy was an afthole to lend jesus his GD car"😂😂
@@dontaylor7315 In the '70s you needed to use a rotary phone to get an Uber. Not an "app" but a string of digits!
@@jamesslick4790 Omygod that's killing me!😆😂😅
@@dontaylor7315 Of course this IS a 2024 "AI" generated tune, So I had to adjust the time scale. And I was a grown ass man in the late 1970s. LOL. Uber ITSELF didn't exist in the 20th Century. We used something called a "taxicab", That you ACTUALLY got using a rotary phone!
Willem Dafoe after he was done filming The Last Temptation of Christ and Mark Hamill
"Youre lucky I dont fight your ass and ask you how my fist tastes!"
Dude... you probably dont wanna pick a fight with a guy that chased crooked merchants out of a holy temple with a fucking makeshift whip!
There are two variations of this song in my head.
1. Jesus actually showed up and took the wheel and crashed the car.
2. This guy is drunker then drunk and hallucinated the entire thing while crashing his car.
Either way Jesus was there
You AI guys are insane! Jizzing out one crazy banger after another, this is going to turn the music industry completely upside down!
you better let me get into heaven for this shit
I have not laughed this hard in a long time. Thank you. And I love that picture.
I like how the art implies that Jesus is also driving the wrong way on the road in addition to everything else.
My Jesus likes to party
0:27!!!!!! Thank you so much!!!! I NEEDED this laugh today!!!!!
Don't trust him with a car. Not to mention the nails probably make the pedals stick. He drove mules.
Jesus in a Smokey and the Bandit movie.
I’m going straight to hell (this shits hilarious 😂 😂😂)
I can't believe nobody has made this joke it's so obvious and hilarious.
I like the look in their eyes. Dude in the hat looks terrified, Jesus looks like he's about ready to say "hold my beer".
This is a immediate classic and the cover...it's art. The faces of those guys are hilarious.
One of the best examples of AI art I've seen. Bravo.
Friends don’t let imaginary friends drive drunk.
😂❤
That would explain why Jesus didn't let the imaginary singing cowboy take the wheel.😅
@@blackmagician7645 Jesus isn’t real, but if the cowboy isn’t then who is singing the song?
@@CycolacFan Ask Jesus.😅
@@blackmagician7645 can’t, he’s imaginary. 😉
You should have asked Anubis to drive instead. He's a good driver, but he likes to stick his head out the window while he drives.
Remember everyone :
God is beer ;
people is good…
& Jesus is craaazzzyyyy
AI revolutionizing country music was not on my bingo card for 2024, but it's welcome?
This was the song my dad chose for his funeral i love you, dad.
Jesus had a little to much wine in his body
The title alone cracked me up
Would love to have a karaoke version of this and the rest of pbops hits with Jesus! Id proudly sing this at a bar on karaoke nights! Or at my local church before i get thrown out! X D
Thank you for all your work I haven’t laughed this hard that I am crying. My neighbors think I am more crazy now. Good stuff thank you.
I have no idea why this showed up to me, but I am glad it did.
Holy shit I been laughing at this for hours
the look on their faces is as good as the song! 🤣💀
Jesus was the only uber driver in the 1970's
if he crashed...
where was he gonna go?
Detroit?..
Amazing song! Great job. 😂
I’m fucking crying dude you made my day 🤣
Based on their eyeballs, Jesus & his partner riding shotgun are both tweaking HARD!
The fact that the guy sitting next to Jesus looks kinda like Mark Hamill absolutely sells this for me.
This is a masterpiece.
He wasnt FUKING around!! I’ve been laughing for the past 15 min 😭🤣
Ren I love your story, voice and your music 🖤🖤🖤
Thank you so much I have.
The original sample already downloaded, but can't wait to hear the revamp.🖤🖤🖤
Please keep speaking your truth
"The son of god all knowing. Drove off the road, and smashed the car!" 😂😂🤣🤣
I love how the other cars facing backwards
Because he knows he’ll comeback without the Cowfolks
Last time I laughed this hard at a song, Weird Al was still releasing albums.
I fully welcome our machine overlords, at least they have a sense of humor.
Bro I'm blast this in town 🔥 😂
Bro thank you for the like comments bro you made my day
This song has turned me into a believer. Hallelujah!
Love that it's done in the style of 70's comical country tunes.
While I’m very religious, very church going, to the point of twice a week, I’ll give it to you, this song is great. Found this song absolutely gut bursting.
Same here
Teaching someone to drive is like going to church, there's a whole lot of praying and the occasional miracle.😊😊
"Cowboy Pbop" was the stage name of one Patrick Robert McGarrity (1938-1993). Second eldest son of a mining family comprising 4 sons and 2 daughters in total, the Beckley, West Virginia native was a natural songwriter from the age of five and played his first instrument at two, it wasn't until he was scouted at a bar in Christiansburg, Virginia in the early-1960s by an RCA representative and a producer, whilst most contemporary sources argue that the "scouting" was a "result of a bet between two men deeply indulging on Bourbon and Jack Daniels whilst "Patty-Bob" (one of McGarrity's nicknames) delivered one of his earlier melodies "If Moses Was A Gambler, He'd Win with Two Dead Man's Hands Every Night (Parting the Decks!)" and seeing if they can get a man chart without having his works play on the radio and have an audible stammer be present in his lyrics".
While Patrick initially passed on the deal, as he showed a great distrust of anything that wasn't from either West Virginia, Kentucky, or the old Commonwealth of Virginia, he would later change his mind after his local pastor and his wife (who coincidentally, was one of Patrick's younger sisters) convinced him otherwise, with lots of Malboros involves, owing to McGarrity's lifelong use and abuse of Tabacco. And a deal was made, along with several recording sessions in Roanoke, Charleston, Chesapeake, Lynchburg and his basement bunker in Beckley between 1963 and 1966. However, due to the combination of many factors, namely, the poor, low-budget conditions of the locales that Patrick insisted on producing his songs in, the verbose, profane and cruel language of the records themselves, and eventually, the executives at RCA finding out and cancelling ALL future plans of any major EPs, LPs, or a national listing on the Billboard 100 to be released under his name (including his stage name of "Cowboy Pbop", even though he never rode a horse in his life or left the Appalachians owing to his low income garnered as a part-time bartender and postman in addition to his small, local shows in the area).
Instead, McGarrity was left without a record label and only had his raw, live recordings to show. Not to be discouraged, he embraced his non-traditional approach to Country Music and pressed on as an independent artist. Sticking true to his artistic vision (Verbose, profane, brutally honest, and with a direct attachment towards his strong Methodist beliefs) he would carve a niche amongst his local communities performing local shows in his beloved Appalachians. His songs echoed the life and struggles of the people around him, a Mid-South that was changing, a Mid-South still holding on to long-standing traditions in good humour.
Reflecting the resilience of the people who shaped his life Pbop made sure that with every performance he made, he managed to carve his niche within regional music, creating a legacy steeped in authenticity and a fierce commitment to the stories of his community. Through it all, Cowboy Pbop remained a symbol of defiance against commercial constraints, a testament to the enduring power of music that speaks from the heart.
Whilst 1971's "I Let Jesus Take The Wheel, and He Crashed The Car" from his classic third album from 1972, "You'll Never Get Between Me and My Whiskey" was his most well-known Ballard based on a spiritual experience and a major crash in 1968, McGarrity would continue producing music in his home in Beckley (with other notable works including "I'll Suck Your Dick for Meth" releasing in 1978 and "My Meth Lab Blew Up" in 1977, coinciding with his fifth album of the same name ("My Meth Lab Blew Up") which released in the same year, before moving to a more private and off-the-grid building in the eastern outskirts of Suffolk, Virginia around 1988, owing to his distrust of corporations, anyone who wasn't a Christian, childcare payments and anyone who didn't like his smoking habits. His last song "I Fear God More Than I Fear AIDS" was part of a yet-to-be-released 6th album "I'd Fuck The Chesapeake If It Were A Woman" that was meant to release in local stores in November 1993, however, on the 21st of September 1993, a tragic boating accident, involving a Car Battery, a long cable wire, several litres of consumed Jim Beam and a case of impatient fisherman's wrath (caused by Patrick's abrasive and impulsive behaviour when fishing out in open water) led to McGarrity's fatal electrocution in the middle of the Nansemond River north of his Suffolk home and just south of Wilkerson Landing. He was 55 at the time of his death, and due to a lack of funds, was given a pauper's burial. However, his nephews, nieces, and even 4 of his alleged 19 illegitimate children would archive his recordings and five albums in a private collection in his childhood town of Beckley, WV.
Said children have publicly allowed his discography to be remastered, released on the Internet and upscaled with AI for a new, more unconventional youth of the 21st Century and with the aim to keep Patty-Bob's tracks and legacy alive for the foreseeable future.
This song is absolutely amazing ❤ this is one of the songs that inspired me to write funny songs! Thank you!
Jesus: "Where's the foot-holes?"
AI is good for something.
It's 8:04 PM and I'm cry laughing at a song about Jesus crashing a car
Jesus is telling me to flee the scene but i don't run fast
Jesus could simply teleport himself and passenger away before cops arrive. Then vanish the car to a garage shiny and new! He's Jesus.😊
🤣 Ha !!! Hella Funny !!! Cheers from Austin, Texas 🤠
Idk if you your a Longhorns fan or not but go Longhorns 🤘
Made it about halfway through before my blasphemy limit was reached.
no worries, Kflashcarr888, god is imaginary
The song tries to hard to be funny! Too many lyrics!
I want this video’s image as my poster.
That’d be so dope.
So good love this one
Keep these songs a coming. Better than most new country or rock music now days
This is Hank Williams jr slightly modified