What humans call Overkill | HFY | A short Sci-Fi Story

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  • @orikarru7877
    @orikarru7877 Год назад +3211

    "If brute force isn't working, you're not using enough brute force."

    • @oldnick4707
      @oldnick4707 Год назад +98

      Yep! "Just get a bigger hammer."

    • @eleklovatka7666
      @eleklovatka7666 Год назад +121

      "The answer... is a gun. And if that don't work... use more gun." - TF2 Engineer

    • @achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233
      @achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233 11 месяцев назад +50

      Good old Maxim 34.
      If you’re leaving scorch-marks, you need a bigger gun.

    • @Spartan135
      @Spartan135 11 месяцев назад +16

      There's never enough dakka! 😂

    • @chucklittleton6084
      @chucklittleton6084 11 месяцев назад +10

      Issac taught you well

  • @swiftmatic
    @swiftmatic Год назад +2306

    One species' overkill is another's reasonable margin of safety.

    • @mattbrown5511
      @mattbrown5511 Год назад +109

      Wait until the alien admiral tries to explain "collateral damage" to his young officers.

    • @slyguythreeonetwonine3172
      @slyguythreeonetwonine3172 11 месяцев назад +47

      I believe the term would be "proportional response". 😹❤

    • @slyguythreeonetwonine3172
      @slyguythreeonetwonine3172 11 месяцев назад +6

      I believe the term would be "proportional response". 😹❤

    • @Briselance
      @Briselance 11 месяцев назад +3

      Both can make mistakes, though.

    • @ropeburn6684
      @ropeburn6684 11 месяцев назад +24

      The human mind arrives at absolutes rather quickly. What I mean by that is: our perception of threat has an upper limit that is rather easily reached. Once thst happens, a perceived threat is regarded as absolute, and the response is accordingly.

  • @ManiacRacing
    @ManiacRacing 11 месяцев назад +1507

    I would 100% fully expect humans to attempt something like weaponizing a Quasar. Sounds EXACTLY like us..."The fire is coming from gamma quadrant, sir!" "Roger, removing gamma quadrant"

    • @eduardokerber2931
      @eduardokerber2931 11 месяцев назад +111

      Bring forth the cosmic eraser

    • @death_parade
      @death_parade 11 месяцев назад +116

      Humans are like the paperclip optimizer. Just that instead of paperclip, human has been optimizing the pointy stick. That weaponized Quasar was just a pointy stick that a K-level III human civilization would wield.

    • @abandonallhope7646
      @abandonallhope7646 10 месяцев назад

      Can't have a plague spread through that quadrant if you delete that quadrant.

    • @jaysonm.1598
      @jaysonm.1598 10 месяцев назад +39

      Thats so true because I have heard about Quasers years ago and found them quite fascinating. Then I realized if earth were ever on the wrong end of one of its beams it would be curtains for us. Then I started thinking of ways to weaponize the thing through some kind of wormhole tech to direct it at enemy planets lol our capacity for destructive technology is unmatched. The first thing all the scientists thought about after realising that nuclear fission reactions were possible was to build an atomic bomb

    • @casualsleepingdragon8501
      @casualsleepingdragon8501 10 месяцев назад +43

      Where is the human's new weapon
      Galaxy-5461A, sir
      Where in it?
      No, Galaxy-5461A IS the weapon

  • @daz211
    @daz211 10 месяцев назад +861

    "Patterson, you see that mountain range?"
    "Yes sir!"
    "I don't wanna see it anymore."
    "Understood, sir!"

    • @conqc20
      @conqc20 9 месяцев назад +21

      Made me laugh 😊

    • @TheREPPIX
      @TheREPPIX 8 месяцев назад +75

      "Patterson, fire a warning shot!"
      "Sir this is 700 megatons worth of explosives "
      "Bah potato potato fire it Patterson!"

    • @AlexanderofMiletus
      @AlexanderofMiletus 7 месяцев назад +16

      I wanna see a skit where that dialogue happens in an HQ building and the private just closes the blinds

    • @boogrs55
      @boogrs55 7 месяцев назад +27

      "Patterson, call in air support."
      "Sir, we are the air support."
      "Then, drop the bombs Patterson."
      "Yes, sir!"

    • @wooden49
      @wooden49 7 месяцев назад +28

      “Patterson, the target is in that direction”
      “Roger that, erasing that direction”

  • @wiilov
    @wiilov 11 месяцев назад +1130

    "What's Overkill?"
    "When we get Creative"

    • @CapyMartinBara
      @CapyMartinBara 11 месяцев назад +134

      "When you leave us alone with our own thoughts long enough, shit gets wild real quick"

    • @maxzomick8733
      @maxzomick8733 7 месяцев назад +34

      It’s when we have a plan - and say “let’s just wing this simply for shits and giggles and see what happens .”

    • @Rixoli
      @Rixoli 5 месяцев назад +1

      Claymore on a stick comes to mind from stories I heard in Afghanistan of the crew we were replacing

    • @chadrowin2956
      @chadrowin2956 4 месяца назад +5

      What's Overkill?
      It's what happens when we have come to the conclusion life is to short for us to worry about delivering the double tap.

  • @SheosMan117
    @SheosMan117 11 месяцев назад +619

    "You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it."

    • @Darkinu2
      @Darkinu2 10 месяцев назад +31

      Ok, Sovereign.

    • @starliner2498
      @starliner2498 10 месяцев назад +22

      @@Darkinu2 lel reapers are still salty

  • @LegionQueenCycad
    @LegionQueenCycad 11 месяцев назад +878

    Humanity in a Nutshell: “Sometimes it’s entirely necessary to kill a fly with a sledgehammer”

  • @mikkelnpetersen
    @mikkelnpetersen Год назад +3627

    Just remember, in 40k, a 19mm selfpropelled armor piercing bullet that explodes after impact for deep damage isn't seen as overkill, it's just another bullet.

    • @emceedoctorb3022
      @emceedoctorb3022 Год назад +146

      If you are talking about a bolt round, they are way bigger than 19mm. Somewhere between 50mm and 80mm depending on source.

    • @Beorndk
      @Beorndk Год назад +209

      And the Imperial Guard, that consists of untold billions of soldiers, wields as standard a weapon, that in one shot can remove a human arm.
      That is called a flaslight...

    • @rapson158
      @rapson158 Год назад +107

      ​@@emceedoctorb3022You're thinking of caliber, 50cal is 12.7mm, 20mm is auto Cannon round and 80mm would be an artillery shell

    • @labbit35
      @labbit35 Год назад +81

      Shows up with a laser gun that can easily melt through a thin layer of metal
      “Oh yea btw that’s just the base standard of weapons, some people even call it a fuckin’ flashlight”

    • @emceedoctorb3022
      @emceedoctorb3022 Год назад +15

      @@rapson158 No I’m not. An Adeptus Astartes Godwyn pattern boltgun is 75mm, not sure on the calibre of the newer Primaris bolt weapons. Boltguns used by unaugmented Imperium troops such as the Adeptus Astartes is smaller. I’ve been in to 40K since 1993.

  • @ryanhampson673
    @ryanhampson673 11 месяцев назад +1562

    “What?…What’s considered overkill?
    Human: (grinning) “The Emperor protects”

    • @lordgrub12345
      @lordgrub12345 11 месяцев назад +95

      *ultra marines break down the door* "PURGE THE XENOOOOOOOS!!!!"

    • @monitorlizardkid8253
      @monitorlizardkid8253 11 месяцев назад +30

      That's not just overkill, that's BARBARIC overkill.

    • @Chrisorr
      @Chrisorr 11 месяцев назад

      Blood Raven: DIE SCUM! NO MERCY! FOR THE EMPEROR! ÀAAAAAAAH!

    • @ealy1180
      @ealy1180 11 месяцев назад

      I think in this case it would be "the Marine Corps protects" that is some straight up USMC shit if I have ever seen it. Semper Fi .... Mother Fucker.

    • @necroprogaming6851
      @necroprogaming6851 11 месяцев назад +27

      wait until a single custodian shows up.

  • @THEFRISKIESTDINGO
    @THEFRISKIESTDINGO 9 месяцев назад +220

    I remember the perfect comment for this:
    "Contact. The enemy is over there."
    "Roger. Removing 'over there'."

    • @etheriousnatsudragneel5835
      @etheriousnatsudragneel5835 6 месяцев назад +12

      Admiral: we have found the location of the enemy, they have taken over galaxy 45468ob. They have eradicated all other life forms other than themselves and their livestock.
      Alien on board: what will we do
      Normal soldier: so we fire up big Berta?
      Admiral: yes
      Alien: what is big Berta?
      Soldier: well you see that galaxy over there?
      Alien: yes it is the one that was just mentioned
      Soldier: (press 1 button)
      Galaxy completely dissappear never to exist again
      Soldier: that was big berta

  • @TheWulfrum
    @TheWulfrum 11 месяцев назад +794

    "Nothings bullet-proof if you shoot it enough times."

    • @vukkulvar9769
      @vukkulvar9769 10 месяцев назад +21

      Remind me of the definition of bear-proof trashbin. It has to survive for 1 hour.
      Bullet proof is basically the same, if it can sustain enough bullets it's considered bullet proof.

    • @AaronCurtright
      @AaronCurtright 9 месяцев назад +16

      Sometimes you just need to use the spicy playdoh.

    • @SargeM27
      @SargeM27 8 месяцев назад

      In the US army, nothing bullet proof, the correct term is bullet resistant.

    • @EricPoehlsen
      @EricPoehlsen 7 месяцев назад +2

      ... or hard enough

  • @Aabergm
    @Aabergm Год назад +737

    I can appreciate this having learnt from Halo and the Flood, specifically the start of the Human Forerunner war. Extreme threats require proportional responses.
    To any who don't understand the level of a threat, any response can seem extreme.
    In context a man with a knife will get talked down and might catch a beanbag. A man with a nuke will eat a missile.

    • @8x9un
      @8x9un 11 месяцев назад +12

      What do you mean by a beanbag? I googled it and didnt get a clarifying result

    • @Edmar_Fecler
      @Edmar_Fecler 11 месяцев назад +58

      Some shotguns are capable of shooting beanbags at lessened velocities in order to stun and/or disable, like rubber bullets

    • @sephtis
      @sephtis 11 месяцев назад +36

      And even then, the bean bag is quite capable of shattering bone if it hits in the wrong place at close enough range, deaths are not unheard of.

    • @RyuuTenno
      @RyuuTenno 11 месяцев назад

      yeah, proportional responses occur when humanity adopts America's thought process, lol
      ruclips.net/video/d5v6hlRyeHE/видео.html

    • @internetzenmaster8952
      @internetzenmaster8952 11 месяцев назад +23

      @@Edmar_Fecler They also have beanbag _grenade launchers_ now. Same use as beanbag shotguns, but a lot more force behind them.

  • @keulron2290
    @keulron2290 11 месяцев назад +994

    Lol, that’s not even light bombardment yet. Any Stellaris player worth his salt would tell you that that barely even constitutes as a bombardment.

    • @best271043
      @best271043 11 месяцев назад +21

      What would​ count as light bombardment and heavy​ bombardment​ tho😅😂🤣

    • @keulron2290
      @keulron2290 11 месяцев назад +101

      @@best271043 Light bombardment is nothing short of the planet being cracked in two. Normal bombardment is nothing short of a fine power. Heavy bombardment is a fine powder in a one-system radius.

    • @RedAnarchyTurtel
      @RedAnarchyTurtel 11 месяцев назад +34

      @@keulron2290the second one is light bombardment the third one normal bombardmend it called heavy bombardment when the adjacent systems are removed by collateral damage all of this can be put under one word a proportional response

    • @OR56
      @OR56 11 месяцев назад +30

      @RedAnarchyTurtel
      “Sorry, I can’t hear you over all this proportionality!”

    • @RedAnarchyTurtel
      @RedAnarchyTurtel 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@OR56 then turn on your coms

  • @TrayTerra
    @TrayTerra 11 месяцев назад +236

    I remember hearing it somewhere as a kid: “Overkill is underrated.”
    From a militaristic point of view, that’s one of the most human things I’ve ever heard in my life, and I can appreciate that.

    • @notcherbane3218
      @notcherbane3218 2 месяца назад +2

      That is the perfect comment....😅

  • @Puddingskin01
    @Puddingskin01 11 месяцев назад +521

    Humanity: "We are your protectors now, resistance will only make us protect you harder. We will end you, but we will feel bad because you guys were cute. :("

    • @S6261
      @S6261 10 месяцев назад +78

      "We are here to save you, do not resist. You can thank us later."

    • @Longstocks
      @Longstocks 8 месяцев назад

      "Fat John shall penetrate you be, IF you resist.'

    • @maxzomick8733
      @maxzomick8733 7 месяцев назад +15

      Just like the terminator was taught on how to treat humanity .

    • @ТимСмысл
      @ТимСмысл 7 месяцев назад +26

      - Yes, my fellow alien races! We have come to save you!
      - Hooray, it's the humans!
      - From yourselves!
      - ...Oh, no, it's the humans...

    • @Avg_Janitor
      @Avg_Janitor 6 месяцев назад +3

      The speech i give to my cat 😺

  • @zoobatzjr371
    @zoobatzjr371 11 месяцев назад +1731

    "Bullets won't pierce that armor"
    "Use bigger bullets then"
    "Fucking genius"
    "We are so smart"
    -Humans inventing the rocket launcher

    • @Sude3220
      @Sude3220 11 месяцев назад +39

      This is a great comment!

    • @RyanBright-wg1yk
      @RyanBright-wg1yk 11 месяцев назад +101

      “If brute force doesn’t work, you aren’t using enough of it.” - Non-Canon Kratos.

    • @CHMichael
      @CHMichael 11 месяцев назад +8

      Sorry but that would be artillery

    • @platinumchromee3191
      @platinumchromee3191 11 месяцев назад +15

      .50 bmg with depleted uranium go brrrrr

    • @richardmackendrick4342
      @richardmackendrick4342 11 месяцев назад +9

      I thought rockets worked by using a shaped charge to create a superheated molten metal penetrator...

  • @smokinggnu6584
    @smokinggnu6584 Год назад +391

    Overkill is underrated.

    • @Temuldjin
      @Temuldjin Год назад +28

      Overkill is rated " E " for everyone.

    • @XDfunnyguy
      @XDfunnyguy 10 месяцев назад +5

      Underrated and underutilized

  • @UberLeetGlitch438
    @UberLeetGlitch438 11 месяцев назад +120

    “It is an undeniable, and may I say fundamental quality of man, that when faced with extinction, every alternative is preferable.”
    ― Dr. Leonard Church

  • @Xylarxcode
    @Xylarxcode 11 месяцев назад +193

    Aliens: 'Unthinkable. Unimaginable. Massive overkill.'
    Humans: 'On our world, we just call it tuesday.'

    • @jgtb0pl
      @jgtb0pl 8 месяцев назад +21

      "Human... my translator shows that a tuesday comes every 7 standard days... that can't be right."
      "It is."
      "Oh god."

    • @jrandom422
      @jrandom422 6 месяцев назад +2

      And we have tacos on Tuesday

    • @czeianamiguel5543
      @czeianamiguel5543 5 месяцев назад +2

      Typical Tuesday morning 😌☕

  • @awesomemccoolname7111
    @awesomemccoolname7111 11 месяцев назад +301

    If Violence wasn't your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it. - Maxim 6

    • @スガル
      @スガル 11 месяцев назад +23

      Violence isn't the answer, it's the question and the answer is YES

    • @vukkulvar9769
      @vukkulvar9769 10 месяцев назад +4

      @@スガルViolence is the answer, the answer when diplomacy and justice failed.

    • @callumprice1710
      @callumprice1710 10 месяцев назад +4

      Is that a fellow schlock mercenary fan i spot?? :)

    • @awesomemccoolname7111
      @awesomemccoolname7111 10 месяцев назад +1

      @callumprice1710 I miss that comic. But given how he literally went 20 years without missing an update, the guy deserves his rest.
      You ever read the John Ringo tie in books? It's not the same, but they are pretty interesting.

    • @callumprice1710
      @callumprice1710 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@awesomemccoolname7111 i still quote that comic. Its great, and I will probably buy some of the full volumes eventually.
      I haven't read the ringo ones though.

  • @ricardorobinson549
    @ricardorobinson549 Год назад +325

    Typical Stellaris Human Empire

  • @joelrasdall7662
    @joelrasdall7662 11 месяцев назад +300

    I say this as an American in my 40s who has loved SF all my life: this feels like an American wrote it. "We're great, we're nice--FAFO still applies." That's like our moral ideal sometimes, isn't it?

    • @canisarcani
      @canisarcani 11 месяцев назад +42

      "walk softly, carry a big stick."
      aint much bigger a stick than a freakin quazar super death laser😂😅

    • @limyarplane1991
      @limyarplane1991 11 месяцев назад

      yea i have noticed that alot with these scifi story's from reddit its just. "America but in space" while going to suck off the human race's "superiority and violence" and how amazing we are compared to all other fictional races lmao. its definitely a lot less interesting then most other sci-fi stuff i have read.

    • @ewill3435
      @ewill3435 11 месяцев назад +24

      Yup, American in my 20s, and so long as we can remain courteous, kind, willing to compromise, and uphold our laws and morals even when we might not like the result, then all will be good.
      Idealism backed by the strength to defend itself, and the wisdom to avoid using it whenever possible.
      Let's return to being the arsenal of democracy; we don't need to do everything ourselves, but we can certainly ensure all those who wish to live with life, liberty, and happiness have all the training and ordinance they need to do so.

    • @notrandombeard9365
      @notrandombeard9365 10 месяцев назад

      That's our exact moral ideal. Remember that our Navy was founded for the explicit purpose of hunting pirates to the outcry of the US public saying "pay a million in defense, not one cent in tribute". FAFO is our credo

    • @joecool2810
      @joecool2810 10 месяцев назад +18

      @@canisarcani​​⁠The quote is from Theodore Roosevelt. The “Teddy” Bear. Small correction, It’s “Speak softly, and carry a big stick.” Referring to how he liked to foreign policy; be kind, but don’t hesitate to use gunboats.

  • @darkdestiny1415
    @darkdestiny1415 Год назад +243

    Wiping out an entire star cluster to kill a disease that’s just another day in the office for us humans XD

    • @zerospace101
      @zerospace101 11 месяцев назад +7

      That or a galaxy...I would choose the star cluster as well

    • @coltonwilliams4153
      @coltonwilliams4153 10 месяцев назад

      Then there’s the Scourge. If that’s anything like the Flood… yeah. Fire the quazars. Make it, and everything around it, less than dust.

    • @maxzomick8733
      @maxzomick8733 7 месяцев назад +7

      Star Wars shows what happens when humans mess with humans .
      First order - FIRE the cannon!

    • @JohnSmith-yc6uv
      @JohnSmith-yc6uv 6 месяцев назад

      I mean...we'll break the world economy and abandon sanity and freedom for a disease that had less than 1% fatality rate.
      By this metric, I suspect humanity would wipe out the whole damn QUADRANT if a single planet had an infection with a 50% mortality.
      "Not one death!"
      (Looks upon destroyed QUARTER OF THE GALAXY)
      "Yep! We're better together!"

  • @XadeGrimm
    @XadeGrimm 11 месяцев назад +83

    i like that one "don't bring a Crusier to Quazar Fight."

  • @RegularBard
    @RegularBard 9 месяцев назад +34

    It's funny that the term "The whole Nine Yards" is used to describe the lengths humanity will go to in pursuit of their goals. Considering that phrase grew to popularity after both worlds wars, where Vickers machine gun ammunition came in 6 and then 9 yard long belts. Giving the whole Nine Yards was just unloading the entire belt. Very human 😂

  • @mattbrown5511
    @mattbrown5511 Год назад +419

    In the US Army, there is no such thing as "over-kill". There is prepared or defeat. Nothing more, nothing less.

    • @antediluvianatheist5262
      @antediluvianatheist5262 11 месяцев назад

      You ever wonder why USA has never won a war?

    • @CaelDorman
      @CaelDorman 11 месяцев назад +22

      No such thing as overkill, only Open Fire and Reloading

    • @ElNeroDiablo
      @ElNeroDiablo 11 месяцев назад +7

      @@CaelDorman Ahh, Maxim 37. :D

    • @garysuarez9614
      @garysuarez9614 11 месяцев назад +6

      And "if it ain't secured with lag bolts or rivets, it has your name on it."

    • @zerospace101
      @zerospace101 11 месяцев назад

      Unless the media reports on it, then you get all the bleeding hearts yapping about things they know nothing about

  • @Khanclansith
    @Khanclansith 11 месяцев назад +56

    Aliens- Who would turn a Quasar into a gun?
    UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS- What was that? You know... let me get back to you, I need to write a grant proposal...

  • @knucker2730
    @knucker2730 11 месяцев назад +128

    Honestly, this is a very standard threat brief. If you don't leave feeling that the universe can end on the whims of a mad man, then the guy giving the brief failed.

    • @tomtexas4897
      @tomtexas4897 11 месяцев назад +12

      Curiosity might kill the cat but i would love to be a fly on the wall for the presidential threat brief

    • @IronianKnight
      @IronianKnight 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@tomtexas4897 I don't want to live unaware of why the world is the particular type of horrible it is these days, but neither do I want to develop probably multiple self destructive coping mechanisms. The civilian's dilemma. I think I'd rather know, though, at least then I could understand what needs to be done.

    • @vukkulvar9769
      @vukkulvar9769 10 месяцев назад +5

      @@IronianKnightKnowledge is power and secrets are weapons.

    • @IronianKnight
      @IronianKnight 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@vukkulvar9769 That is true, and frankly I'd like less weapons in the hands of my government. Power doesn't matter to me in a vacuum, but if it's the difference between safety and danger I'll take what I can.

  • @curtisholsinger6023
    @curtisholsinger6023 9 месяцев назад +92

    "You murdered quadrillions of people!"
    "To save quintillions."

    • @andreatomasi3755
      @andreatomasi3755 2 месяца назад +1

      In our defence they fucked with our ships.....we don't like peoples who mess with our ships

  • @sparking023
    @sparking023 11 месяцев назад +37

    Based and Inperium pilled. Always remember, the Baneblade is a *light scout vehicle*

  • @NathanSteich
    @NathanSteich Год назад +113

    Overkill is better than under dead.

  • @MonumentToSin
    @MonumentToSin 9 месяцев назад +37

    After fighting the Flood in Halo, utilizing a quasar to fight a deep space species-ending plague sounds extremely reasonable

  • @chasslez
    @chasslez 10 месяцев назад +76

    "And for the love of everything you hold dear, do NOT. TOUCH. THEIR BOATS."

    • @TheCrazyPlayer
      @TheCrazyPlayer 5 месяцев назад +1

      It’s never a war crime the first time.

    • @danjarvis5127
      @danjarvis5127 4 месяца назад +3

      Some of their own race did it once, and they dropped the Sun on them....twice!

    • @Ocro555
      @Ocro555 4 месяца назад

      @@danjarvis5127 Never touch their boats. And in addition-NEVER TOUCH THEIR DOGS.

  • @RutraNickers
    @RutraNickers 8 месяцев назад +14

    "What I'm telling you is: don't bring a cruiser to a quasar fight" LMFAO MY SIDES WERE WARPED OFF BY A HYPERGATE

  • @overlyfatman9722
    @overlyfatman9722 11 месяцев назад +126

    Then a human walks in the room with a big grin on his face.
    *panic *

    • @kevinsmail3701
      @kevinsmail3701 11 месяцев назад +27

      "Oh hey! Is that from last week or was that the op from last month?"
      *Panicked silence*

    • @starliner2498
      @starliner2498 10 месяцев назад +7

      "I bought some donuts for all!"

    • @trygveplaustrum4634
      @trygveplaustrum4634 10 месяцев назад +6

      “Whatcha working on?”
      “Surprise, um, birthday present, um, for the humans.”
      “Aw, how sweet! Brought you a lil’ neutron star. Wanna see?”

    • @Darqshadow
      @Darqshadow 10 месяцев назад +6

      ​@trygveplaustrum4634 reminds me of another short story here on the app. Humans just joined the Galactic community and some of our students were part of a transfer system.
      Raiders came in and tried to tranq a human student. It was basically cocaine instead so... yea aliens learned how fucking batshit dangerous we are when hyped on drugs and adrenaline

    • @FictionReader-3638Th
      @FictionReader-3638Th 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@Darqshadow Pls give me da link pls.

  • @achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233
    @achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233 11 месяцев назад +89

    So it's just applied Maxim 37. There is no 'overkill.' There is only 'open fire' and 'I need to reload.

    • @スガル
      @スガル 11 месяцев назад +3

      Fire ineffective, Requesting Support

    • @SMGO
      @SMGO 8 месяцев назад

      ruclips.net/video/yOAyCwF86LY/видео.html

  • @acgtext5304
    @acgtext5304 Год назад +56

    Dont piss off the humans, wise course of thought.

  • @bornonthebattlefront4883
    @bornonthebattlefront4883 11 месяцев назад +24

    I love “it’s not the great band galaxy”
    You already know, this isn’t the Milky Way, humanity has other galaxies, and they don’t mind jumping around
    It would be cool that the Milky Way is the only galaxy without life beyond human
    So humanity just never had to struggle against another species to get control, so it easily became a type 2 ahead of everyone else, then by the time it could jump across galaxies, every other civilization was merely a type 1.5
    Enough for humanity to show compassion and respect, but not enough to even be a bump for the humans to cross over

  •  Год назад +60

    Good ol' Quasi Stellar Obliterator

  • @MurthorOathstone
    @MurthorOathstone 11 месяцев назад +92

    I think the author of this story took ALOT of inspiration from Halo and Star Wars

    • @hugoeliseu9750
      @hugoeliseu9750 11 месяцев назад +4

      The glassing part was defenaly taken from halo 3

    • @abbysaito5348
      @abbysaito5348 10 месяцев назад +7

      This feels more like a normal human empire in Stellaris tbh lol

    • @vukkulvar9769
      @vukkulvar9769 10 месяцев назад

      And the US army too. OTAN "surgical strikes".

    • @ssssss7532
      @ssssss7532 10 месяцев назад

      @@abbysaito5348 running gigastructural engineering mod for QSO (quasi stellar obliterator)

    • @trgyfhgnt3
      @trgyfhgnt3 10 месяцев назад

      Yavon-5 pretty sus ngl

  • @Senok13
    @Senok13 11 месяцев назад +25

    I doesn't remember the source, but i heard once this line:
    "If something really worth to do it, then it's impossible to overdoing it!"
    Meaning, if it's something, they deem necessery, then they do it in a way, that not just stops the current problem, but prevent even the slightest chances in the future as well...

    • @buddermonger2000
      @buddermonger2000 2 месяца назад

      "anything worth doing is worth overdoing"

  • @saranwrap132
    @saranwrap132 11 месяцев назад +22

    The bombardment was so trivial it was a foot note under a foot note
    Yea that sounds about right 😂😂

  • @niyablake
    @niyablake 11 месяцев назад +73

    IIt's only a war crime if you lose

    • @ealy1180
      @ealy1180 11 месяцев назад +12

      It's never a war crime the first time.

    • @jasonrodriguez3583
      @jasonrodriguez3583 11 месяцев назад +8

      cant be illegal if i just made it up

    • @azzy-s5p
      @azzy-s5p 8 месяцев назад +2

      said any Canadian ever

    • @detectiveghost8856
      @detectiveghost8856 2 месяца назад +1

      Aliens; That's a war crime!!!
      Human; YOU WANT WHAT HE'S HAVING!!!

  • @leesmith7883
    @leesmith7883 9 месяцев назад +11

    love the ending statement "in short dont piss the humans off" lol

  • @JulioCesar-gh4oc
    @JulioCesar-gh4oc 8 месяцев назад +8

    The "dont piss the humans off" is probably the most acurated phrase said here

  • @carlarehart1446
    @carlarehart1446 9 месяцев назад +10

    You are being rescued.... Please do not resist

  • @brquackenbush4144
    @brquackenbush4144 9 месяцев назад +7

    “Maxim 37:
    There is no "overkill."
    There is only "open fire" and "reload."
    -The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries”
    ― Howard Tayler

  • @Mantelar
    @Mantelar 11 месяцев назад +18

    That is an admirable and rational strategy. I think it will last about 10000 years.

  • @jdtheone
    @jdtheone Год назад +91

    Absolutely no such thing as overkill only open fire and reloading

    • @Sanquinity
      @Sanquinity Год назад +7

      There's 2 more: "I need a bigger gun" and "I need more guns".

    • @achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233
      @achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233 11 месяцев назад +6

      @@Christobanistan It's not wasting ammo .. it's just the affirmations that the target is not dead yet.

    • @CaelDorman
      @CaelDorman 11 месяцев назад +3

      A man of culture I see

  • @OR56
    @OR56 11 месяцев назад +24

    Alien: I have an army
    Humanity: We have a galaxy killing superlaser

    • @leyrua
      @leyrua 11 месяцев назад +7

      Reminds me of a story where this little runt of a critter (basically a space gnome) stares down a massive crab monster. When the pirates that he saved from the monster demanded to know why one of the dread crustaceans was afraid of a little runt like him, he explained:
      "When they began the conquest of our system, we told them to back off. In retaliation for our 'insolence', they captured a merchant cruiser and ate everyone onboard alive, while broadcasting the... meal. They did this to put us in our place.
      The next day, we blew up their most densely populated star with a solar lance. They LISTEN to us now."

    • @Goodgu3963
      @Goodgu3963 11 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@leyruaThis reminds me of one of my favorite lines: Aliens laughed when they first heard that humans had rules for war. They stopped laughing when they learned what humans do without them.

  • @rayzorrayzor9000
    @rayzorrayzor9000 Год назад +8

    Rule number 1 in warfare,
    “There is no upper limit to the firepower that you can rain down on your enemy” . . .

  • @nekrosprime8415
    @nekrosprime8415 10 месяцев назад +7

    "I feel I must remind you that it is an undeniable, and may I say a fundamental quality of man, that when faced with extinction, every alternative is preferable."
    - Dr. Leonard Church

  • @ScorpiusZA.
    @ScorpiusZA. Год назад +20

    This is the best story i've listened to yet.

  • @Kryt503
    @Kryt503 11 месяцев назад +10

    I cannot stop cackling at the final line of this video.

  • @ctjohnk
    @ctjohnk 11 месяцев назад +10

    I love these stories, many remind me of the possible aftermath of Alan Dean Foster's "A Call To Arms" series.

  • @Mantelar
    @Mantelar 11 месяцев назад +27

    The only thing missing from the set up in these stories is that aliens are probably every bit as bad as us.

    • @CanisMythson
      @CanisMythson 10 месяцев назад +4

      You do realize that's the point, right? The genre is called "Humanity, Fuck Yeah" for a reason.

    • @666Tomato666
      @666Tomato666 9 месяцев назад

      HFY is Humans being space Orks

    • @ahuzel
      @ahuzel 8 месяцев назад

      surely, just in smaller scale

  • @DefiantSix
    @DefiantSix 11 месяцев назад +38

    "Overkill is underrated". -- Some human General

    • @furiouskaiser9914
      @furiouskaiser9914 11 месяцев назад +2

      "Overkill? There's no better type o' kill!" -Some human military researcher in the past, present, and future, probably.

  • @No1AldamonFanGirl
    @No1AldamonFanGirl 6 месяцев назад +4

    4:49 And RUclips decides to give me an ad for Oreos right here, making me laugh till I cry because of the perfect timing

  • @Questor-ky2fv
    @Questor-ky2fv Год назад +90

    Interesting story. As for overkill, who decides if something is overkill?🤔 Seems to me that the loser probably does. In a conflict there are usually two possible outcomes: win, or lose. When dealing with violent aggressors it's better that they lose and you win. Achieving this sometimes requires extreme measures, but the cost of losing to the violently aggressive enemy can be too high a price to pay, necessitating extreme measures to win.😲

    • @kryptos_bg
      @kryptos_bg Год назад +6

      Schlock Mercenary: "If it leaves scorch marks, you need a bigger gun!"

    • @IaIaCthulhuFtagn
      @IaIaCthulhuFtagn Год назад +1

      Sounds like a briefing to police officers on how they are to deal with the public.

    • @travistirey8579
      @travistirey8579 Год назад +9

      Overkill can be decided by the victor as well when doing the math afterward on how much force/resources was needed vs how much was actually used. For example if I used an rpg to kill an annoying fly vs using a flyswatter I’d say it was an overkill move even though in both scenarios I was the victor.

    • @nullpoint3346
      @nullpoint3346 11 месяцев назад

      Overkill is defined as wasteful overconsumption of munitions.

    • @zerospace101
      @zerospace101 11 месяцев назад

      Also liberal empathetic types who know nothing about these kind of things and would rather let more people die than killing a couple extra to ensure a plague or mad man cannot further their destruction

  • @radjetstream1596
    @radjetstream1596 Год назад +20

    Another story about aliens fricking around and finding out

  • @Rave_n_ight
    @Rave_n_ight Год назад +79

    There is no such thing as overkill

    • @lordmech
      @lordmech Год назад +6

      that is right if the first shots kills the target then it won't feel the other 999,999 shots

    • @stormweaver2535
      @stormweaver2535 Год назад +1

      The PC version of Overkill is Oversolved.

    • @CaelDorman
      @CaelDorman 11 месяцев назад

      Only Open fire and Reloading

  • @kathrynwhitby9799
    @kathrynwhitby9799 10 месяцев назад +2

    i'd love to see these in published in a book of short stories!
    Also, as a child, i used to love checking out age appropriate sci-fi books from the local library.

  • @adamwelch4336
    @adamwelch4336 11 месяцев назад +8

    Overkill is just over calculating the need of force did you want it done then the job got done!!! what did you want us to half ass it! 😂

  • @memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487
    @memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487 7 месяцев назад +1

    _"Listen, Buddy, the reason why we still use kinetic weapons is because nothing is bulletproof."_
    _"You just aren't using a big enough gun."_

  • @EmperorFist323
    @EmperorFist323 10 месяцев назад +1

    Wade is the perfect example of HFY to the extreme in modern scifi

  • @conradshtock3039
    @conradshtock3039 10 месяцев назад +3

    This “most infamous picture in history” they describe makes me wanna see it.

  • @lethaleternal7038
    @lethaleternal7038 11 месяцев назад +5

    Guys I brought a planet buster to a fist fight I think I am underprepared.

    • @andreassandstedt9862
      @andreassandstedt9862 5 месяцев назад

      Yeah you should get the Galaxy annihilator or the universe destroyer that should do the trick

  • @labbit35
    @labbit35 Год назад +18

    If we’re talking at a galactic scale I consider total annihilation of an entire species is overkill (except in certain circumstances)

    • @mattbrown5511
      @mattbrown5511 Год назад +6

      The Geneva Checklist comes to mind.

    • @carsonmason419
      @carsonmason419 Год назад +3

      Batarians

    • @Jedidiah_Martin_2
      @Jedidiah_Martin_2 10 месяцев назад +1

      Boglodytes and Xenomorphs come to mind....

    • @coltonwilliams4153
      @coltonwilliams4153 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@Jedidiah_Martin_2 Any Xenomorph hive planet I find is getting glassed from orbit!

    • @Jedidiah_Martin_2
      @Jedidiah_Martin_2 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@coltonwilliams4153 That _is_ the only way to be sure 👍

  • @Dhtyiyry
    @Dhtyiyry 10 месяцев назад +4

    We don't modify genetics, we modify ballistics, and it is amazing.

    • @Anonymous-hx3pu
      @Anonymous-hx3pu 8 месяцев назад

      Y'know nature's little arms race? Some people call it evolution. Yeah ever since one of us discovered sharp sticks that arms race stopped applying to us.

    • @skskslla1396
      @skskslla1396 6 месяцев назад

      more effective

  • @CastorShell05
    @CastorShell05 10 месяцев назад +2

    "No such thing as overkill. Just open fire and reload."

  • @TheEddagosp
    @TheEddagosp 10 месяцев назад +4

    Overkill is when you've run out of ammo.

    • @pyrouscomments
      @pyrouscomments 9 месяцев назад +1

      Maxim 37: "There is no 'overkill'. there is just 'open fire' and 'I need to reload.'"

    • @ScottKenny1978
      @ScottKenny1978 Месяц назад

      No, that just means you need to reload.

  • @JW-452
    @JW-452 11 месяцев назад +3

    i like that they did not just make the humans bloodthristy and crazy, but gave an explanation. a race that overs that large of a section of the universe would look at the small things that were listed as minor, because to them they would be, it would be like if bunnies were became sentitnet, and when we were asked to come in an remove a group of predators to them, we would probably not be polite about it, we would anhinliate them, because to us they are both so much lesser, but one is definitly more valuable than the other. its an interesting take on HFY.

  • @maporte4
    @maporte4 9 месяцев назад +3

    We are the the most benevolent allies you will ever have, and we have no enemies.

  • @monitorlizardkid8253
    @monitorlizardkid8253 11 месяцев назад +8

    As one of them, like the rest of the commenters here(assuming...) I'd like to believe that humanity has SLIGHTLY more standards than this when it comes to overkill, although unfortunately, I could see us all too easily losing those standards if we became a multi-galactic civilization. On a completely random note, does anyone here think the phrase "sir, there is a multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulder."(from star trek) will become a popular thing to reference once day-to-day life looks like like the show the quote originated from? lasty, I'm pretty sure by "multi-legged creature" Spock meant tarantula. Who here agrees with that?

    • @coltonwilliams4153
      @coltonwilliams4153 10 месяцев назад

      To be fair, if the Scourge is anything like the Flood or Necromorphs, then yeah. I’d probably fire the quazar.

  • @queenkannabis6006
    @queenkannabis6006 Месяц назад

    😂" don't bring a cruiser to a quasar fight " 😂 killed me 😂😂

  • @pheonixblue01
    @pheonixblue01 10 месяцев назад +3

    This was incredible to stumble upon accidentally!

  • @PaulDozierZZoMBiE13
    @PaulDozierZZoMBiE13 5 месяцев назад +3

    It's never a war crime the first time.
    -Fat Electrician

  • @geraintgianna4041
    @geraintgianna4041 11 месяцев назад +2

    Hearing cruiser bombarding a location aided by volunteers makes me think helldivers lol

    • @zidniafifamani2378
      @zidniafifamani2378 10 месяцев назад

      Managed Democracy.
      Take Back Control of Freedom with Gentle Touch of Iron Fist.
      Galactic Last Line of Offense.

  • @TheCrazyPlayer
    @TheCrazyPlayer 5 месяцев назад +2

    “The Scourge is the only thing I’ve seen make a human admiral queasy,” can be taken a few different ways: they’re afraid of the disease; or: they’re afraid of what they will have to do to *stop* the disease.
    Or both.

  • @nesapanjalingam704
    @nesapanjalingam704 8 месяцев назад +1

    Thank you 💙💚❤️ for all your effort & the time you put in when uploading this. It is really truly appreciated 🙏

  • @Shadow.Dragon
    @Shadow.Dragon Год назад +13

    Great story! Overkill? Hold my beer!

  • @jamiepatterson1214
    @jamiepatterson1214 Год назад +11

    Yep yep yep, always the last words during these mettings. In one way or another, those meetings end with, "Don't piss off the humans!" But after all the pictures they've seen can it be understood why the warning is given?

  • @abandonallhope7646
    @abandonallhope7646 10 месяцев назад +1

    "There is no such thing as overkill, only making sure getting the job done."

  • @mrmeeseeks1733
    @mrmeeseeks1733 Год назад +12

    Thinking big, big.

  • @michealnelsonauthor
    @michealnelsonauthor 10 месяцев назад +2

    Overkill is our default setting.

  • @ramonmendoza7125
    @ramonmendoza7125 7 месяцев назад +1

    I love this story! The ai narrator did a great job!

  • @slavking992
    @slavking992 9 месяцев назад +2

    Always double tap, it's not overkill, it's insurance.

  • @darthhater7896
    @darthhater7896 10 месяцев назад +1

    Dont bring a cruiser to a quasar fight. Lol im dead.😂

  • @TheInvisibleMan-06
    @TheInvisibleMan-06 6 месяцев назад

    “Enemy fire coming from that direction!”
    “Roger that sir, removing that direction”

  • @austinjones9276
    @austinjones9276 9 месяцев назад +1

    Those last two minutes of the video were extremely accurate. 😈

  • @VariouslyCommon
    @VariouslyCommon 8 месяцев назад +5

    its not overkill for aliens, its *ULTRAKILL*

  • @projectarduino2295
    @projectarduino2295 10 месяцев назад

    “Don’t bring a cruiser to a quazar fight” God, you gotta love a type 3.2 humanity.

  • @thorveim1174
    @thorveim1174 10 месяцев назад +1

    You know you are dealing with an AI picture when one of the guys front and center has a leg not attached to his body XD

  • @gloriad9484
    @gloriad9484 4 месяца назад +2

    Excellent story!!!

  • @lolxdred7791
    @lolxdred7791 7 месяцев назад +1

    "Admiral the hot squid aliens are in danger in the andromeda galaxy!"
    " WHAT, SEND THE ENTIRE ARMY"

  • @jollmicelis8253
    @jollmicelis8253 10 месяцев назад +1

    Aliens say "the whole nine yards" huh, imperial metrics

  • @cartercrum1490
    @cartercrum1490 5 месяцев назад +1

    Aliens: THIS IS MADNESS!
    Humans: Madness? THIS! IS! TERRA!

  • @Rivika84
    @Rivika84 8 месяцев назад +3

    Threaten us, insult us...we can take it in stride. Touch our boats? Game over for you.

  • @danielhaire6677
    @danielhaire6677 Месяц назад

    Humans: There's no overkill. There's just 'open fire' and 'reload"

  • @cesarvidelac
    @cesarvidelac 10 месяцев назад +2

    Oh, I wish I could see the alien faces when they know about cats 😸