+Alex Willis What are you talking about? It's always one more slice than the number of knives used - it's just that some onion rings fell out in the video.
+James Bacon If you want to test how it works, take a pencil and draw some circles on a piece of paper. Then draw lines in the circles to represent a knife, and you'll see that it's always one section more than the number of knives (assuming none of the lines cross)
I really do prefer the elbow drop method, it makes a very clean cut and the skin doesn't get everywhere. Plus I don't cry when I do it, because I feel no remorse for onions
It was actually the same onion each time. He just reversed time to before he chopped the onion, but the footage on the camera doesn't get reversed in time and deleted, due to the memory card he's saving it on. Likely a Sandisk TimeSaver 2.0™, or at least that's what I use.
An hour or two of therapy will let the onion pull itself together again. Or you can do some reikei on the onion, but if you do that then your onion will get overly smug and taste like kale. Then the only thing that can save it is a beet juice sacrifice to Satan.
Jimmy Fallon or not, can't we all just be happy that YSAC is getting the coverage and increased viewers that it deserves? I subscribed a couple months ago and I think it's great that more people get to experience this channel. Keep it up, YSAC!
+starlinguk screw up? Are you serious? How the hell is giving a RUclips channel more views and subscribers a screw up? If anything he's just helping the RUclips channels to grow.
Ahhh I was so happy when I saw this posted!!! I can't wait till the next video! Each and every one of your videos always make me smile, and probably makes many others crack a grin too. Keep up the good work! :)
God why do I watch this channel Because it speaks to you on a deeper level Oh yeah thats right thanks inner voice No problem I got you homie That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me Wow that's really sad do you want in and out i'll buy I love In and out how did you know Because I'm you but like the better you Awww that makes sense don't forget the extra pickles though and animal fries ...... Yeah I really have to get out more
Finally @YouSuckAtCooking did it! I've wanted to see spoofs of those totally annoying Delish videos for a very long time. Congratulations! I LOVE THESE
Can people limit the JF comments please? My most favorite thing to do after you suck at cooking videos is to read the comments under it. Everybody's comments are so fun to read and just full of wit. lol. I hope that doesn't get ruined guys. Just me who feels this way?!
I'd like to say @YouSuckAtCooking that i find your videos to be well crafted and a funny part of my day that i really enjoy. looking forward to your next video!
You're videos make my day. I send them to my mother. I think at this point she won't ever seek your videos out but I do know if I were to stop sending them she would miss them. Thanks. 👍
What happened to the corn video?!? I laughed so hard that I texted it to people and it was gone before they could watch it. Now my little brother thinks I was sending him a dirty video. Why did it need to go????
Since every comment is "I came here from Jimmy Fallon" I thought I'd mix things up a bit and say I came here from Vox's 1 million subscriber video. True Story
You are the best video editor on youtube.
You are the biggest exaggerator on RUclips.
Lol DAYUM SON
Nah just really clever.
+You Suck At Cooking u sick at cooking im gooder than u bitchh
hesbeydi salgado He's still better at spelling than you
>slices an onion with 4 knives
>onion ia cut into 7 pieces
teach me
If you're talking about 0:56 it is cut into 4 slices. One of the onion rings fell out.
+Alex Willis What are you talking about? It's always one more slice than the number of knives used - it's just that some onion rings fell out in the video.
+Alex Willis no dumbfuck. That's not how it works.
Deleted.
Was proved wrong by Lisa
+James Bacon If you want to test how it works, take a pencil and draw some circles on a piece of paper. Then draw lines in the circles to represent a knife, and you'll see that it's always one section more than the number of knives (assuming none of the lines cross)
I, i am speechless, ok i guess textless? Typeless? Any way this series just, makes me happy.
Does this work with all onions or just red onions?
The black beans become white beans and instead of mais you get rice but except for that the results should be about the same.
maïs
BlueDragon1504 isn’t Mais a Filipino word
Yeah, it’s Japanese
*mais* is a multi-language word, its on a lot of languages and it has a lot of meanings
I really do prefer the elbow drop method, it makes a very clean cut and the skin doesn't get everywhere. Plus I don't cry when I do it, because I feel no remorse for onions
It's so nice to see you not crying for once.
Ohhhh! Get some ice in here for this burn!!
3 years ago
3 years ago
3 years ago
So scared for you when you did Edward Scissorhand, thought you were gonna chop your left hand. But I know your are a professional.
I thought you believed in me.
I was wrong.
+You Suck At Cooking good journey
+You Suck At Cooking I love you
Professional. ;) That was just as hilarious as this video. Surely you jest.
I've seen "your" I've seen "you're" but never have I seen "your are"
1:21 when a guard asks if someone stole you're sweet roll
Tweet Chop: ctt.ec/d483Y
Face Chop: hrefshare.com/29092
Sorry for the delay!!
Marry me
I love you're vids please sub to me
What
Me
Hi
revisiting the classics, very nice
hi mika, didn't expect to see you here
awh man i was late by 7 years
mika????
@@realdonutking123 yo
@@mikasacus thirst levels rising faster than the sea line
His transitions are so damn good that sometimes i think onions rly do turn into corn when you press on them hard enough
What did you use all the chopped onions for? You had to have used at least 10 to make this video lol
It was actually the same onion each time. He just reversed time to before he chopped the onion, but the footage on the camera doesn't get reversed in time and deleted, due to the memory card he's saving it on. Likely a Sandisk TimeSaver 2.0™, or at least that's what I use.
Sir Meow Mix-A-Lot
Probably an advanced Pinblocto tech
What he does is every time he cuts the onion he then revives it afterwards
he put a bomb on the onion that reverses time when it gets chopped
An hour or two of therapy will let the onion pull itself together again. Or you can do some reikei on the onion, but if you do that then your onion will get overly smug and taste like kale. Then the only thing that can save it is a beet juice sacrifice to Satan.
Whoever writes these subtitles is dedicated as heck. They wrote every sound with every bit of detail. Good job everybody, as Pimblockto would say.
Bingo…found a comment with that crazy robot’s name.
Everybody is talking about how good his editing is...
YOU FELL FOR IT FOOL! THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!
You should follow your own advise and use a 1930's coffee grinder they give a deeper flavour too.
Oh man good point.
When the reply gets more likes than the comment
@@nathanmooney9449thats called a ratio lmao
Glad to see all those years at Professional Wrestling Summer Camp didn't go to waste. I'm going to elbow drop all my onions from now on!
Don't forget to suplex your cucumbers. Just for fun.
WHOA! In this house we treat our cucumbers with respect, we put them in figure-4 leg locks. We don't just throw them around like an animal.
0:58 probably one of Pinblokto’s best scenes
before gingerbread cookies.
It gets better every episode omg it doesn't get old at all. I BINDGE WATCH ALL OF THESE STRAIGHT UP GOOD JOB MAN! I was referred from Jimmy Fallon
You remind me of Tina Belcher from Bob's Burgers
i know right
+
who from what
RIGHT I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
Thadius Meyers when he said "it's okay it's just me" he sounded nearly impossibly like Tina
Local man caught torturing onions, scared onion so hard it shattered
1:30 Proof that YSAC lives in Night Vale
Why do I love these videos so much
Because they are excellent.
make a second channel "You Suck At Video Editing"
are they... EGGcellent?
Wait he was on jimmy Fallon????! When? how did I not know about this?
He wasn't, but this video was. It was shown a couple of minutes ago
+3DDuDeRuLeZ
Since when can TV host steal content from YTers?
no Jimmy Fallon tweeted this video. he didnt steal anything
link?
Steal? Pretty sure he premiered it before it went up on RUclips.
Jimmy Fallon or not, can't we all just be happy that YSAC is getting the coverage and increased viewers that it deserves? I subscribed a couple months ago and I think it's great that more people get to experience this channel. Keep it up, YSAC!
Why am I seeing comments about Jimmy Fallon? This was uploaded 3 minutes ago.
Cause this video premiered in Jimmy Fallon's Show in a new segment he has called RUclips Premier or something like that
He premiered it on the show apparently for a new RUclips segment
Shame, I wonder how many RUclips channels he'll screw up.
+starlinguk so everyone can spam his name on youtube channels
+starlinguk screw up? Are you serious? How the hell is giving a RUclips channel more views and subscribers a screw up? If anything he's just helping the RUclips channels to grow.
Everything is so well edited the jump cuts are so seamless! Some quality content right here
congrats on the jimmy fallon spot dude! excited for your success. love the videos SO much. please keep making em.
Did you actually bite the onion just to give us something to laugh at? Dude, you're the man!
Yeah. I did that.
+You Suck At Cooking XD. Why are u so funny. ;). Ur vids are amazing too
+
He's done similar things many times before.
Duuude! You're my spirit animal!!!
Been here before Jimmy Fallon! But thanks Jimmy, this channel needs way more exposure! Deserved my friend!
Me: I wanna learn how to cook
*Also Me: watches every single video by you suck at cooking and tries to throw an onion against a wall*
Ahhh I was so happy when I saw this posted!!! I can't wait till the next video! Each and every one of your videos always make me smile, and probably makes many others crack a grin too. Keep up the good work! :)
This is hilarious, especially the hacking the onion one lmao.
Also, why does this make my eyes water? 😂😂
I just saw this on jimmy fallon
Me too
me toooooo
I'm waching right now
is it on youtube? or was it just on tv
Wait what?
I say this every time I see your vids, but how are you not at 1 million subs already. These videos are the best
0:18 made me shrink into the couch
You're one of the few people I don't skip the ads from since I've been told it gives you more revenue
1:09
He said, "Good job Pimblokto."
Ack, that was too sweet.
Didn't expect to hear that from him
This video was so beautiful I cried. Or maybe that was from the onions I was cutting...
Thanks Jimmy Fallon for introducing this video to us!!!
Holy shit Jimmy fallon? looks like we hit the big time boys.
Finally he will get more then 10 million subscribers.
Finally the subscribers he needs to be voted best youtube channel and take over as supreme being of youtube. The tyranny ends now.
I love the consistency with the other vid. In the last one he said if you hit it super hard it turns into corn
I tried the hacking method but got stuck on the final line of commands. Can you help out?
Just throw in some more 1's and 0's and type HACKED. Usually works.
You're a lifesaver. Thanks so much.
i subscribed when this channel had less than 10k subs
im blown away at how far this channel has come
God why do I watch this channel
Because it speaks to you on a deeper level
Oh yeah thats right thanks inner voice
No problem I got you homie
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
Wow that's really sad do you want in and out i'll buy
I love In and out how did you know
Because I'm you but like the better you
Awww that makes sense don't forget the extra pickles though and animal fries
...... Yeah I really have to get out more
Good journey.
What are you on bro? Give me some of that good stuff.
In n Out is literally heaven on Earth. Your inner voice knows what's up.
+You Suck At Cooking holy shiz you commented.... I'll try not to make another journey out of it
Loony Lauren you have a sad life dude
Finally @YouSuckAtCooking did it! I've wanted to see spoofs of those totally annoying Delish videos for a very long time. Congratulations! I LOVE THESE
0:47 Do I have to use Cutco table knives for this to work
We should be happy that this channel got some publicity, now more people can enjoy and join in on the laughs
Will the cutting board technique work if my cutting board is a thin purple sheet of plastic?
Yup.
+You Suck At Cooking it's 1:32 am for me and I wasn't expecting a reply oHH MY GOD
NO. Purple makes the onion taste like Prince.
This is by far my favorite channel now!
0:04 makes me laugh every time.
I love how when he scared the onion it seemed genuinely terrified
Can people limit the JF comments please? My most favorite thing to do after you suck at cooking videos is to read the comments under it. Everybody's comments are so fun to read and just full of wit. lol. I hope that doesn't get ruined guys. Just me who feels this way?!
OMG just saw this on Fallon.
well then maybe you should tell jimmy fallon to fuck off and leave the intelligent comedy alone.
You can tell how much he likes editing his videos this way
first to graduate cooking school because of you
And the last.
You Suck At Cooking I’m still in cooking school 3 years later because of how well u taught him
This channel makes my depression and anxiety go away. Pepper Pepper Pepper :)
0:30 How did you do that ? woaaaaa
I'd like to say @YouSuckAtCooking that i find your videos to be well crafted and a funny part of my day that i really enjoy. looking forward to your next video!
I remember when he wasn't so mainstream.
Me too, what a douchebag.
He's such a sellout. I bet those onions were paid for by Radio Shack or something.
+You Suck At Cooking Finally, someone had the balls to come out and say it.
i cant get over how you just took a bite out of a piece of onion, ive never seen anyone so powerful
dude what are you doing with all those cut onions?
Cooking
Your mom
He bakes cookies in them.
You're videos make my day. I send them to my mother. I think at this point she won't ever seek your videos out but I do know if I were to stop sending them she would miss them. Thanks. 👍
I miss pemblockto
I know dude, he didn't deserve it!!
This channel is food for my soul.
What happened to the corn video?!? I laughed so hard that I texted it to people and it was gone before they could watch it. Now my little brother thinks I was sending him a dirty video. Why did it need to go????
It will be back soon!
same thing happened to me. thankfully it's coming back! (?)
Yeah, I didn't even get to watch it yet :/
+You Suck At Cooking thanks, why was it taken down anyway?
Stephanie Walczak same
Just found this channel, I'm thoroughly impressed
my mom brought me here, she'll pick me up at 6
Forever in awe of your editing powers. THIS CHANNEL IS INCREDIBLE
will the Edward scissor hands technique work if I use my toes instead?
Probably the best channel on RUclips
Anyone else here BEFORE jimmy Fallon?
!!!!
ME
yeah
YES!!
Ye
Watching this with subtitles on is really, really awesome
0:36 WHAT
Dude you're a comedy and editing genius, never stop. Also, you should collab with PES.
Who's Jimmy Fallon?
Jimmy Fallon is an American comedian who hosts a late night television show in the USA.
i am asking the same question? Who is Jimmy Fallon??
Haha! "Access granted!" I lost it.
Who is this Jimmy Fallon everyone is talking about?
Jimmy Fallon is an American comedian who hosts a late night television show in the USA.
+A W 2 But why are they talking about him?
Flamin' French Fri Productions Because Jimmy Fallon played a video from You Suck at Cooking on his TV show last night.
His name is actually Jimmy Phallus. Talk about sucking.
A W 2 Is it on RUclips, if so, Link?
0:18 "takes bite of onion"
Me and all my wisdom: Are you slav?
Why the fuck was episode 45 removed?
Another wicked awesome video! I love the part pushing the board down on the onion. It was like...like...magic!
Very helpfull thanks
I don't know why I watch these videos... I've literally been a chef for a decade but they make me laugh so much lol
Rapmon needs this
the first video i saw was the chopping onions. I been subbed ever since. Thanks for the laugh i needed it.
Since everyone else is saying who they came from; I came from a recommendation from one of the people at Vox.
I came here after I heard about the meme of YSAC and Casually Explained being the same person.
Memebase, a long time ago.
Since every comment is "I came here from Jimmy Fallon" I thought I'd mix things up a bit and say I came here from Vox's 1 million subscriber video.
True Story
where did the corn video go?
It just needed a quick break. Thanks for your patience.
thanks!
+You Suck At Cooking Will it be back any time soon ? I need something to cheer my friend with
Awwww yeah, Jimmy Fallon helping my boy YSAC's channel blow UP!!!
I'm an original viewer, not from Jimmy Fallon. Who else?
Just saw this on Jimmy Fallon! So great you're getting the recognition you deserve!
I knew him before jimmy Fallon, he gave you 200K subscribers Congrats
Oh no why did u removed the corn video?
exactly what i thought. Those fucking Corn giving out copyright claims, they will be taken down! probably revenge for all the pop corn we've made
We Nebraskans have recently put our corn on copyright claim :/
glad you hitting big screen man, was just a matter of time really. keep this up!
Welcome TV watchers to the god of RUclips that is YSAC.
I love how he shows 10 ways yet only the first one actually works 😂
This video was on jimmy Fallon Bruh
How unfortunate! Jimmy Fallon sucks
What video!!
+Lauren R At cooking?
Haha... Yeah. I did not even think about that. But let's pretend that's what I meant.
But which !? I can't find it.
When you hit insane numbers (like a million subs) I'm gonna be so proud to say "been here since 300,000 subs"
You are fucking awesome!
How do you know that I suck at cooking?
Everyone knows.
+You Suck At Cooking I'm scared now..
You're dodging his question!
Unless you're this guy, you probably suck. We're in like company.
You would not have found this channel unless you sucked at cooking.
Your voice is so soothing, it makes this that much funnier
Jimmy Fallon brought me here.
same
from what video?
samee
wut
No one cares.
gosh i love this dude's editing tricks
is your name Andrew?
No, but great guess.