It feels like the only reason people watch this guy is that he slowly whittles down our self-esteem by telling us we suck at cooking that we eventually believe only he will ever truly love us.
2:29 "you should have more respect for your onion" but forcing it to listen to nickelback is somehow okay? It's even one of your favorite techniques, you sadist.
My mom first showed me this video 4 years ago while I was in the youth inpatient facility on suicide watch, this video and the corn on the cob one. She had come to visit, and this was my first contact with the outside world in 4 days. 3 days later when I was released, I fell in love with your channel, and here I am today. Thank you for always being here when I need to smile.
Yes, I can totally relate! I quit my Taekwondo lessons after only a month, and that was several years ago, but I thought that maybe I'd be fine because I at least have a background in this martial art, but that was a total mistake. My fingers fell off and my thumb was completely disassembled, and I had to get them surgically re-connected.
"What you wanna do is give your onion a good old spin aaand all that happens I that you make your onion dizzy and you should probably have more respect for your onion considering what you're about to put it through" XD there are many things you say on you channel that make me wanna subscribe a million times and this is one of them X3
i really really enjoy the consistency throughout the years, and recurring jokes that appeal to both new and old viewers. YSAC is truly my favorite youtube channel
There is also the Roscharch method, where you show the onion three consecutive piece of papers with symmetric shaped-ink figures. The psychological pressure won't be supported by the onion, causing its mind to be sliced and diced. A cruel experiment that had to stop in 1968, with the hippie movement and all.
The hippies said the same thing about Pavlov's onions but that didn't stop us from using the Pavlonian technique on onions today. All you do is you associate the onions with a state of a being diced whenever you bring up a knife. And in no time you'll be able to just draw your knife out on them and they'll dice themselves up.
I knew some of these already. I think we have all whacked our onion too hard with a small pan and ended up with Corn before. Thanks for spreading awareness.
cactusofdoom You're welcome. It's something people don't like to talk about, but we shouldn't be embarrassed. It's how we learn. I actually feel sorry for the person who never gets corn.
This video is absolute gold. It was the first video I saw from this channel so I didn't know its style, so it started off as seeming like a typical cooking channel. It was set up so well I actually believed the second method at first. Then the video got progressively more awesome. You earned yourself a subscriber, my friend.
I just want to say, thank you for making the silly but creative and positive content that you do. I found your video looking for a way to make cold brew coffee, but ended up finding something better (and never actually made my own cold brew). Keep doing what you do! (And can we see the doggies again, please?)
“What’s something you wish you can forget, so you can view it again for the first time??” This video is so funny, I’m upset I don’t laugh at it anymore.
+You Suck At Cooking I got a black belt when I was 17, but then I stopped doing Karate, will attempting this technique still cause me to cut through the house or can I safely use this technique now that it has been 4 years?
;) I said that mostly because of people making condescending comments about them . It seems to me that any knife is good as long as you keep it sharp (which I usually don't do). I will say that they seem to last a long time. These were hand-me downs and they're going strong.
+You Suck At Cooking Well the reason I say that they are great is not because I have actually used mine to their full extent yet (I just got mine 4 days ago and have been too lazy to cook) but because I live with my fiance and his great grandma and all of their knives are probably 20 + years old. So I was just excited about knives that can at least cut through butter.
can i take a moment and share the fact that i actually subscribed to this channel thinking that it will teach me how to cook cus i actually suck at cooking. But only after watching this video did i realise that it doesn't actually teach how to cook, which therefore just proves that i actually suck at cooking-oh my god-so much!!! Nevertheless this channel is entertaining and totally amazing, still encourages me to cook lol😂
Jorge Lozano Had you actually LISTENED to the video you would have heard that hitting even harder produces corn. And everyone knows that corn and black beans are the only things in the world besides Red onion, avocado, crackers, toast, eggs, cheese, salt, butter, dogs, coconut oil, green onion, coffee, Gregg, Aunts, red kidney beans, rye caraway bread, tuna, olive oil, cats, cranberries, triple cream brie, robot hands, pesto, jalapenos, chili sauce, banana peppers, Dads, balsamic vinegar, mayonnaise, cumin, lime, and peppercorn (or nutmeg or clove), but those other things can't come from red onion, so by process of elimination it should be pretty simple to figure out.
Jim Silvia Ok, so black beans and corn. how about garbanzos? or even better humus? is the a pressure point that produces those two. I tried and I only got Black beans, Corn, chopped onion and something else that I am still trying to figure out what that is, I am waiting for it to stop moving.
Jorge Lozano sounds like your frying pan is actually a meat tenderizer. Please obtain the appropriate tools from your local Bed Bath and Beyond and repeat the procedure. Be sure you've placed your Red Onion on a wooden cutting board. Using Teflon, plastic, glass, stone, or any other laminate materials can potentially open a tear in spacetime and you could really frighten your Onion. Have some respect.
Jim Silvia I will follow your advice. As soon as i catch whatever I made is been running around all over the house it ate my pet. Next time I will try only the first way of chopping the onion I think is the safest way.
why so many dislikes?! its like 20% hate.... 20% hate - episode 9 - 7 ways = 4, a triangle doesn`t have 4 sides so that will make you a square wich is fine. illuminati not confirmed!
Hey! I've been really liking your videos so far and im interested in what type of equipment you use to film your videos with. What kind of camera and what kind of tripod/mount do you use? :) thank you!!!
+Sophie Kwalk Hey Sophie, just updated it in my channel description. Shot on an iPhone 5s with an Olloclip and Joby Griptight on a small Magic Arm. Sound: Zoom H1, JK Mic-J 044
Dislikes are definitely from people who specifically searched things like "ways to chop an onion" only to get greeted by "YOU SUCK AT COOKING YEA YOU TOTALLY SUCK" followed by a hilarious, satirical commentary from a completely inexperienced host lmfao i love your channel so much please never stop
Watching these videos at 3AM when school starts at 9AM is not a good idea... I will have to stay home to watch these videos now... Also, love the content, if you ever go back to these videos :)
Hi there, there is a Vietnamese dude who copied your video and ideas without giving any credits or whatsoever. His channel is called Dennis Dang, I think you should consider critise him for that unauthorised work.
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It feels like the only reason people watch this guy is that he slowly whittles down our self-esteem by telling us we suck at cooking that we eventually believe only he will ever truly love us.
I love you.
50 likes and 100 likes. If i had ocd i would feel so satisfied :)
THE PROFICY IS TRUE EVEN IF A VIDEO IS OLD HE'LL RESPOND THE MYTH IS RIGHT
Bad day?
smartsport oh my god...
A throwback to episode 1: "Before the 40's, when knives were invented, people just used to smash stuff against a wall."
Lol
Thanks
Lol
"Stuff"
Have you've been attacked by demonetization man
Yep
2:29 "you should have more respect for your onion" but forcing it to listen to nickelback is somehow okay? It's even one of your favorite techniques, you sadist.
It is said that nickelback kills you quicker tho
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I know, that's why I never listen to Nickel Back..... with headphones.... ever.... while cooking... OMG!
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My mom first showed me this video 4 years ago while I was in the youth inpatient facility on suicide watch, this video and the corn on the cob one. She had come to visit, and this was my first contact with the outside world in 4 days. 3 days later when I was released, I fell in love with your channel, and here I am today. Thank you for always being here when I need to smile.
I am happy to hear you are doing better. Thank you
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I'm a white belt and the union chopped me up is that supposed to happen
+Caige Parker On no be careful!
+Caige Parker Hmm... perhaps you're Confederate? That might upset The Union.
Yes, I can totally relate! I quit my Taekwondo lessons after only a month, and that was several years ago, but I thought that maybe I'd be fine because I at least have a background in this martial art, but that was a total mistake. My fingers fell off and my thumb was completely disassembled, and I had to get them surgically re-connected.
Caige Parker ok your 1 years late to video and I'm 1 year late to your comment but 2 years late to the video
Sociopolitical so then how does Chuck Norris chop onions?
"Damn it I got black beans"
*Now I know how to get black beans. Hit an onion too hard with a frying pan.*
Thank you, very helpful!
If You hit too hard you're gonna get corn, not black beans.
A. Lee Composer I saw your picture and thought of your quora account, but I thought it was someone random who had the same pic
アルピー dont do it to hard or u get cOrn
I've seen this at least 20 times in the past year. I've shown so many friends this fantastic video. Congrats on almost 2 million views!
Thanks so much!
I wish I had 2 million friends :(
dbgrfdg oops
@@dbgrfdg hahaha LOSER ahahaha
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"What you wanna do is give your onion a good old spin aaand all that happens I that you make your onion dizzy and you should probably have more respect for your onion considering what you're about to put it through"
XD there are many things you say on you channel that make me wanna subscribe a million times and this is one of them X3
+xXmiss.stargazerXx Thank you. Don't subscribe more than 12,000 times or you'll get flagged.
+You Suck At Cooking I watched the Mashed Potato one and now this one and THAT Line sold me on Subbing :)
+Kevin Huang 😂😂😂😂😂
We heard it you don't have to type the whole sentence you fuckin no life you think we give a shit about your gay fantasy? NO
+Paranoid Ninja who pissed in your cornflakes lmao chill dude.
i really really enjoy the consistency throughout the years, and recurring jokes that appeal to both new and old viewers. YSAC is truly my favorite youtube channel
I like that you reference a fact you previously mentioned about knives being invented in the 40s 😂😂
+Rebecca Erdeljac It's simple history, Rebecca.
+You Suck At Cooking I cook way better than u
+AURADON PREP I bet you can´t cut an onion this different
7 ways
The entire video was about cutting ovens, I'm confused?
yup just casually cutting ovens, as we all do
i can't cut my oven it's too hard
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I bet this guy is hot
me too😳
+weedbgone That's really all I can think about during this video is how much I want to see his coc-I mean face. I bet it's beautiful.
+Shyla Streeter Damn autocorrect.
+You Suck At Cooking I dont even care if you are hot... You are brilliant and I am a sapiosexual!
+Ivory Meadow So....you're bisexual. Special snowflake is not special.
Why am I just now discovering your channel?! You're hilarious and awesome!!
playgurl4dayear the youtube algorithms really don't like his upload schedule.
Where has this guy been?!?! This is hilarious
heyheychels I just saw it on some chinnese channel
+Jessy Jay Which channel?
+Chelsea Cassady Actually, it's the kind of funny that people with Downs Syndrome would appreciate.
You're welcome.
Chelsea my guess is Canada. Hal-uh-pee-no.
1:43 Dude, that was actually really good editing. I give you props
There is also the Roscharch method, where you show the onion three consecutive piece of papers with symmetric shaped-ink figures.
The psychological pressure won't be supported by the onion, causing its mind to be sliced and diced.
A cruel experiment that had to stop in 1968, with the hippie movement and all.
The hippies said the same thing about Pavlov's onions but that didn't stop us from using the Pavlonian technique on onions today. All you do is you associate the onions with a state of a being diced whenever you bring up a knife. And in no time you'll be able to just draw your knife out on them and they'll dice themselves up.
What about Schrodinger? Put the onion in a box and you won't know if its chopped while it was inside until you open it
This is such a great channel , I'm surprised it's not that big yet
How about now?
@@firstnameiskowitz8493 Now?
To be honest, your Instructions are really Clear. I approve.
+Clear Instruction Finally. My videos have caused so many dicks to get stuck in so many things. My pry bar has gotten dull. This is refreshing.
+You Suck At Cooking
The fact that you get the reference is the best part, +1 like for you.
1:14 This would actually not work, because the circuit is not closed.
+H.D.Instrumental Just hold your finger to the end, then it works perfectly!
+H.D.Instrumental woosh
+H.D.Instrumental Fuckin' NERD
: ( You beat me to commenting this...
Also, electricity doesn't come out of the positive end...
My onions usually cut themselves more thoroughly if I use Linkin Park.
behinderteleberwurst That's a really solid point. I'm gonna try that.
behinderteleberwurst No words. Only silence.
behinderteleberwurst It's more effective if you bully them.
say really really mean things to your onions.. and see the magic!
Same
saiham al mizan make sure it's a stable onion though or else it might shoot up the onion school
Please end every video with, "OKAY BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYE!"
No.
No.
No.
No.
No...
the way u speak so calmly
+sara bella I took an online course in hypnosis. The quality of my videos really sucks but the quality of my hypnosis is excellent so it works out.
+You Suck At Cooking I think the quality is preety good
The hypnosis is working...
The title should be called "7 Ways to Chop an Oven: You Suck at Cooking (episode 9)"
Frigman Gaming yes, an oven...
7 Ways to Chop an Undoh
I knew some of these already. I think we have all whacked our onion too hard with a small pan and ended up with Corn before. Thanks for spreading awareness.
cactusofdoom You're welcome. It's something people don't like to talk about, but we shouldn't be embarrassed. It's how we learn. I actually feel sorry for the person who never gets corn.
This video is absolute gold. It was the first video I saw from this channel so I didn't know its style, so it started off as seeming like a typical cooking channel. It was set up so well I actually believed the second method at first. Then the video got progressively more awesome. You earned yourself a subscriber, my friend.
I thought this would be a legit video, then I lost it when he threw it at the wall.
"The right frequence of nickelback" iM LITERALY CRYING
I just want to say, thank you for making the silly but creative and positive content that you do. I found your video looking for a way to make cold brew coffee, but ended up finding something better (and never actually made my own cold brew). Keep doing what you do! (And can we see the doggies again, please?)
NGL that intro was FIRE
damn I thought u would take the battery and connect the negative charge to the knife and put the onion back together.
The birth of The "Trow it against the wall" Joke
This may sound stupid but I did actually learn how to cut an onion from here.
I remember when this was on the trending page a couple years back, glad to see this channel is still going.
It's not often I look at RUclips comments but damn there's a lot of hate for no reason. Keep it up though, love the videos.
youschtube Screw you douchebag he's right.
Green Tea same, almost curious what the comment section looked like 3 years ago.
Omg, are you some kind of Ryan Reynolds of cooking? You're so funny, I love it 😂
What you've done with all that chopped onion? Onion pie? lol
+Juan R. Rivera Jaca There one one stunt onion used 3 or 4 times. I still had a lot of onion, but not as much as it looks like.
+You Suck At Cooking Awesome!! 😂 Cheers from Puerto Rico
“What’s something you wish you can forget, so you can view it again for the first time??”
This video is so funny, I’m upset I don’t laugh at it anymore.
Uhh I tried the third technique since I have a blue belt in taekwondo, and I also chopped through the cutting board. Is that supposed to happen?
+Aryssa Loranger Yes. With a red belt you'll go through the counter. With a black belt you're go through bedroom. Be careful.
+You Suck At Cooking damn it... I was looking forward to trying that one... but I'm red belt
+You Suck At Cooking I got a black belt when I was 17, but then I stopped doing Karate, will attempting this technique still cause me to cut through the house or can I safely use this technique now that it has been 4 years?
I tried the 3rd technique and........I may have chopped my house in half. (I'm a brown belt)
+Katherine Yan Luckily, I'm a yellow belt, so it worked just fine!
I have that cutco knife. Man that company sucks to work for.
Chris chan
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I'm starting to think I actually don't suck at cooking.
Vibes and how'd that go for you?
0:38 only 0040’ kids will remember
Local "chaotic neutral" man murders onions
lol this is the best cooking channel on RUclips! I'm disappointed I didn't hear of it sooner. subbed
Omg for a while i really thought about throwing the onions on the wall would dice them😂😂😂
New to this channel
1:30 "Don't be stupid like me."
- literally my life
(2:00) damnit, I got black beans.
The fact that I can come back and rewatch your videos AND STILL LAUGH EVERY. TIME. is amusing to me. 🤣😂
I see you upgraded your knives to cutco 👌
+Sharde' Kay "upgraded"
You don't like them? I just got my set in the pearl white handles. I'm really excited about them.
;) I said that mostly because of people making condescending comments about them . It seems to me that any knife is good as long as you keep it sharp (which I usually don't do). I will say that they seem to last a long time. These were hand-me downs and they're going strong.
+You Suck At Cooking
Well the reason I say that they are great is not because I have actually used mine to their full extent yet (I just got mine 4 days ago and have been too lazy to cook) but because I live with my fiance and his great grandma and all of their knives are probably 20 + years old. So I was just excited about knives that can at least cut through butter.
+Sharde' Kay Good job starting with low expectations. I hope they can at least cut through banana.
finally getting some recognition! been watching you like a hawk since one of your first videos was posted on Reddit. love you whoever you are!
If someone could tell me please, how does he end up on trending EVERY SINGLE TIME???
Tsetsi he's just that good?
OMG NO LIE I search "How not to cook" and you channel was the first thing to come up!! Ive been subscribed for like 1 year and i love your vids!!
How much did you cry during the making of this video?
If you use a very sharp knife and rub olive oil on your knife it stops the enzymes.
+LazyNoodles really?
+Read The Description! Yeah also avoid cutting the root off till the end.
chewing gum helps too^^^
Probably a lot, considering the ethic harrowing which closely pursues murdering an onion with nickelback. He probably had to see a therapist.
can i take a moment and share the fact that i actually subscribed to this channel thinking that it will teach me how to cook cus i actually suck at cooking. But only after watching this video did i realise that it doesn't actually teach how to cook, which therefore just proves that i actually suck at cooking-oh my god-so much!!!
Nevertheless this channel is entertaining and totally amazing, still encourages me to cook lol😂
Came here from the VOX recommendation! Awesome vids
me too !
While clicking the video: Why am I gonna watch this?!
Me after 2:59 : Why did I watch this?!
Mmmh I want 7 ways to get to the man behind the onions
This guys narration is giving me life!!!!
Sent here by ThatOneTomahawk. Definitely earned a sub!
Same, this channel is perfect
Sent here by MarkE Miller!
+Gojko Gojkovich same!
At 0:54 St. Cloud is in Central Minnesota, YSAC Location Found?
This shit is hilarious friend , keep it up :)!
I used a 9v battery and the thing just exploded btw hey kenz love y'all
The calmness of your voice makes me believe you . I shall try all these
So applying different pressure with the small pan gives you different legumes or you only get black beans?
Jorge Lozano Had you actually LISTENED to the video you would have heard that hitting even harder produces corn. And everyone knows that corn and black beans are the only things in the world besides Red onion, avocado, crackers, toast, eggs, cheese, salt, butter, dogs, coconut oil, green onion, coffee, Gregg, Aunts, red kidney beans, rye caraway bread, tuna, olive oil, cats, cranberries, triple cream brie, robot hands, pesto, jalapenos, chili sauce, banana peppers, Dads, balsamic vinegar, mayonnaise, cumin, lime, and peppercorn (or nutmeg or clove), but those other things can't come from red onion, so by process of elimination it should be pretty simple to figure out.
Jim Silvia Ok, so black beans and corn. how about garbanzos? or even better humus? is the a pressure point that produces those two. I tried and I only got Black beans, Corn, chopped onion and something else that I am still trying to figure out what that is, I am waiting for it to stop moving.
Jorge Lozano sounds like your frying pan is actually a meat tenderizer. Please obtain the appropriate tools from your local Bed Bath and Beyond and repeat the procedure. Be sure you've placed your Red Onion on a wooden cutting board. Using Teflon, plastic, glass, stone, or any other laminate materials can potentially open a tear in spacetime and you could really frighten your Onion. Have some respect.
Jim Silvia I will follow your advice. As soon as i catch whatever I made is been running around all over the house it ate my pet. Next time I will try only the first way of chopping the onion I think is the safest way.
Jorge Lozano You can live your life the safe way, or the YSAC way. I know what side of the line I'll be on when the End Times come... do you...?
1:47 Instructions unclear. I put my headphones on the onion and they melted.
I'm here because of Jimmy Fallon lol. He just mentioned this channel
This was the first video that you posted after I subscribed which means I found you two years ago which is crazy I'm still subscribed btw
Yay!
Thing were so much simpler in the forties...
I wonder how many tears were shed during this video...
I only have a cousin Jacob. If beat him and will it still have the same effect?
Nope, it just makes it turn into black beans trust me
+Thomas Nguyen damn it. Well thanks anyway.
i have a cousin named chris and we actually did taekwondo together, but i never beat him lol
2:08 bro I'm dead
2:09 shit man i hit too light and got pomegranate
You know looking back at your editing and jump cut skills from this video to now I can say you've definitely Come a very long way. Editing God status.
why so many dislikes?! its like 20% hate.... 20% hate - episode 9 - 7 ways = 4, a triangle doesn`t have 4 sides so that will make you a square wich is fine. illuminati not confirmed!
20% of viewers are onions.
None of that made sense
HendrixHunter offcourse it did, it`s basic math
Willemzz Jansen No.
HendrixHunter you must be fun at parties.
Every single video this guy makes is brilliant
i'm crying while watching this video
*****
A lot of people cry while cutting onions.
The trick is not to form an emotional bond.
Daniel Diep the onions scolded me because I'm stupid
***** im crying becasue of your profile pic
The purifier imagine how i feel when i see myself
i like how the first method he does is always an actual way to do what the title says, and then just messes around afterwards.
Hey! I've been really liking your videos so far and im interested in what type of equipment you use to film your videos with.
What kind of camera and what kind of tripod/mount do you use? :)
thank you!!!
+Sophie Kwalk Hey Sophie, just updated it in my channel description.
Shot on an iPhone 5s with an Olloclip and Joby Griptight on a small Magic Arm.
Sound: Zoom H1, JK Mic-J 044
+You Suck At Cooking can you make a cake episode
Many tears were shed in the making of this video
I just watched this on Jimmy Fallon tonight!
Did he tell you to come here?
Same
Hri7566 Nope, just got interested is all.
Duane Clarence I meant "tell" as in "Go check out his channel on youtube"
*_The Magic of Video Editing_*
Is it weird that I would date this dude?
I would and I'm not even gay
Yea, YSAC with a slavic weeb will look weird. You're way below his league
This is the first time i have watched your video, and you know what? I LOVE YOU!!!
You should pair up with how to basic
Ariful Karim Except How to Basic doesn't really talk.
How to basic is confirmed to live in Austrailia and Ysac most likely lives in Canada.
Whispers BECAUSE IT IS HOW TO BASIC
The cooking channel I've waited for without knowing
The fuck... The nub was supposed to be left ON!!!!
You deserve an onion.
Dislikes are definitely from people who specifically searched things like "ways to chop an onion" only to get greeted by "YOU SUCK AT COOKING YEA YOU TOTALLY SUCK" followed by a hilarious, satirical commentary from a completely inexperienced host lmfao
i love your channel so much please never stop
Love from: Denis Đạo
Watching these videos at 3AM when school starts at 9AM is not a good idea... I will have to stay home to watch these videos now... Also, love the content, if you ever go back to these videos :)
Is Casually Explained and this guy the same person?
Kevin R. Serrano I don't think so. Their voices sound different.
This channel is gold. How did I just discover this?
Hi there, there is a Vietnamese dude who copied your video and ideas without giving any credits or whatsoever. His channel is called Dennis Dang, I think you should consider critise him for that unauthorised work.
Thêm cái link video của Denis đi cậu ạ
please monetise yourself bc your videos are truly gold and YOU DESERVE TO BE VIRAL ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
how does the second one work. i get the others but ive tried the wall thing and it doesnt work
the wall thing works for me but i cant get the electric knife to work
try heating the knife up in a toaster first, that worked for me
I just found this channel, this man is treasure. :)
0:26 Mario theme ?
I'm laughing so hard on the inside 😭😭😭 Why are you sooooooo funny 😂😂😂😂😂
who's here from Jimmy Fallon lol
me m8
wat
Meeeeee hahah
Fallon sucks, I stumbled onto this shit through drunken youtube watching.
Coming here from your turkey sandwich of justice, and seeing your electric knife at work, you win. Subscribed
I'm actually starting to believe him...
going on a bit of a you suck at cooking binge. I'm blown away