5 Easy Breakfasts - You Suck at Cooking (episode 64)
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- Опубликовано: 10 июн 2024
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Breakfast. It's the only meal that describes the speed at which it should be consumed. But is it worth it? Let's leave that to the scientists. 
Хобби
I was wondering how he films these...then I remembered he hasn't done a face reveal...and then I realized that his face IS a camera. I solved the mystery nobody realized needed to be solved.
He's like the prince robot from Saga
The best conspiracy theories I have see are this one and he’s the headless horseman but he wants to pursue his dream of making cooking videos on the internet
wait them why does the food go behind the camera?
@@IndigoGollum its all an illusion, a trick. The eating sound effects are clearly foley effects added in post-production
He is from Australia
Excuse me, I'll have you know that my friend makes avocado toast and owns a very prominent cardboard mansion
@@Ispint how is that an r/wooosh comment if it's a joke?
@@Ispint no sir YOU r/woosh
@@Ispint nah kind siaar! YOOOU!! r/woosh
@@Ispint r/woosh
Yuminous Dude
He just whipped out a PEELED avocado and nobody is saying anything
J R exactly bruh
I read this as pee led
I accidentally peeled an avocado. If you wanna try, cut a slightly unripe one in half up to the seed and then try twisting it and pulling it apart. Mine was unripe in the center so it clung to the seed but the skin started peeling off in my hand. Idk of it works for ripe ones too. Try it out c:
Well I mean all of us here are sooooooo.......
I peel them if I want them in slices for a salad or something
bruh when he said "propaganda created by the cerealobmropschromchomplorm mmmm"
I felt that
Yes
Every time you say mix instead of wangjangle someone’s soul gets damaged. Think about that YSAC
Help me
I’m the owner of one of those souls..
Think about the children, YSAC. The poor, poor children!
Whom you have blessed with your videos
AnxietyStorm Gacha wanjangle
Justin Xin children are demons
"This is great if you have kids or immature adults" Sounds like you have experience YSAC
I hang out with an immature adult a LOT.
I too hang out with mirrors.
The one that looks at you when you look into the mirror?
YSAC, would that be...yourself? Just wonderin.
You Suck At Cooking Casually Explained maybe?
“If you make this, you’ll never be a homeowner” absolutely killed me
Rip
Your dead
My favorite food is a burrito
@@the1ner0 his dead what?
@@Lthe1 first nice death note pfp and he said it killed him so i said rip he's dead
Where can I find shell less eggs?
Ask joe
Hannah Kiwi
I’m pretty sure Joe has Ligma, so we might not be able to go ask today. Maybe next week, though!
Chimkin Nuggs who’s joe and what’s ligma
@@frogcracker7476 joe mama 'bouta ligma balls
Larry Failure *you stepped into one of the most dangerous traps*
What if I cheat the system by making avocado toast when I already am a homeowner?
You BASTARD.
Derp Wayne you are then audited and lose your home.
Derp Wayne you can't. Got no money left to buy an avocado
the house is then haunted by a dead millenial
Being haunted by a millenial doesn't sound so bad. Their crippling social anxiety renders them harmless.
I feel like your cooking is a little to advanced for me. Mind doing some easier recipes?
I'll try to dumb it down for you in the future.
You Suck At Cooking Why did you start the Cali wildfires?
Olivia Ferguson so spreading avocado on toast is really hard for you?
You need to replace the batteries in your sarcasm detector.
Four words Chowder. Pickle in a cup.
Man I love a good plate of hot coffee🤣🤣
Random fact: People used to do something similar were they poured the coffee onto the saucer to cool off. Then they sipped it from the saucer. In Sweden its called "Dricka på fat".
@@al-hn7fc How is it 'random'. It is directly related to the comment you are replying to.
@@gibsondanny because him saying a fact was random
Pfft who doesn't?@
Imagine using emoji wow C R I N G E
Thank you for existing and being on RUclips
The banana dipped in peanut butter looks like it should be a rated R breakfast.
BadImprov Subscribe to my channel I made a song about being horny
Looked kinda like yesterday's breakfast to me...
HiHatzMedia hahhahah he really did make that song
BadImprov and how it's just a banana diped in peanut butter
BadImprov Rated X*
"And don't forget to serve it with a hot plate of coffee". That caught me off guard now I'm crying out of laughter 😂😂😂
Edit: Bababooey
Hahahaha yeah that got me too
Caught
cought
Lol but in all seriousness, my dad does this every morning he said so the tea won't be too hot to drink
Same
0:50 Its not called "scramble." The proper term is "scrangjangle."
There's a lot of new people here so to them I say *leave.*
*Leave while you still have a chance.*
we welcome them
kippers Lmaoo ive been watching him for over a year now
kippers I'm hooked
kippers okay I will because this is fucking shite
Any YSAC fans from before episode 10?
"spray some non-stick chemicals"
DIED
Im from germany and here we dont (or rarely (in my region))use that stuff. It seems very unnatural to me but i cannot deny how useful it seems.
Binging with babish: This entertaining but yeah I can't be do this. Not even gonna try. Nice to dream tho.
You suck at cooking: I-I-I thought... Is it possible? I can do this?
I love both
I’d be great if one day Babish made a video like this and you suck at cooking made a serious tutorial
@@thespiritualfishlad4153 YSAC actually did do a serious tutorial. Look up his April Fool's one. It's actually on the edge of disappointing...
I love both
HowToBasic: Im not even gonna try
I started doubting all the other cooking videos because of you man.
I've started using words like wangjangle and pepper pepper pepper in my every day vocabulary ... #1 fan right here
Tilly Leigh
wangjangle your dog
I started letting my eggs say goodbye to each other
Tilly Leigh I don't even know what an oven is anymore. The onion gods rule all
Whenever I add pepper to anything now, I say pepper pepper pepper.
Allen Sawyer me too
But it's not breakfast here in Australia. Think about all the time zones YSAC
I'm so inconsiderate. I'll try not to delete the video when your breakfast rolls around.
You Suck At Cooking you better
You Suck At Cooking can you do another slam poetry?
Have aussies never heard of brinner?
Matthew Papaleo well, Indonesia still at night, man
When he put the zipper on the banana peel I started crying hysterically laughing. I was also driving. While blinded.
Idiot.
Emily B yeah agreed, not my smartest moment.
**quietly looks at the 1.50$ avocado in my hand**
Goodbye dreams
Aldi sells them for 50 cents most of the time
1€ = 1 avocado
avocadoes are so expensive some reason idk why thp
Almond milk tho
@@noobnub7305 it's because they are hard to grow and there's a high demand for them
#2 on trending? Holy shit the RUclips gods are actually bumping good content?!
Doc Holliday
explains all the normos
No Cavetown should be #1
is that pic Tommy Pickles from Rugrats?
shame its under 10 mins
Why the fuck do you not have merch? I would buy a pepper pepper pepper shirt in a fucking heart beat.
Emily Bynum same!
I would buy a wangjangler shirt
So you are the guy who started the wildfire
shit.. is he?
I mean he most likely lives in Canada, and he wouldn’t just let the world around his home burn
Edit: oh sorry, I meant no offense and didn’t realize how far back this comment was made, so sorry
this was a year ago
L M F A O
Ryan started the fire
"If you make this, you're never gonna be a homeowner....I really hope it was worth it." 😂😂😂😂😂 Brilliant:)
Dude, cereal should really be on this list. Can't tell you how many times I burned my bowl of cereal...
Instructions unclear ; poured milk before cereal.
Mashak Anotorini NOOOOOOOO
Butit is on here. Bonus Recipe #6 Lucky Charms
You suck at cereal, oh my god!
Ghestral I know right!
"That's called a muglet, or an omelug.."
IM SUBSCRIBING BYE
Daeily Me bye
Daeily Me IKR
Ur instructions were not clear
I ended up being stuck in a microwave
Wut
U must be a a really tall miget then
Wait
Thats nOt supposed to hapoen?
Instructions unclear, my dick got stuck in a toaster
@@lukasrudenas5398 well i got my microwave stucked in a dick
"Serve it with a hot plate of coffee" I burst out laughing in middle of the night.
Oh Heck I love your channel
Breakfast tomorrow is set
Oh heck!
griffin clements Fargo? Oh heck yeah lol
The egg was shell-less so you could avoid saying goodbye to it, wasn't it. Clever work.
:)
This channel finally made me learn to cook after hating cooking for years because he’s teaching me yummy things and keeps my attention
“Omelug or Moglet” 😂
The way he says "mm I love this breakfast" at 1:55 forever rings in my head
Tweet the breakfast: ctt.ec/w8c17
Facebook the breakslow: hrefshare.com/42240
You Suck At Cooking keep up the good work dude, your videos bring me joy every time I watch them.
I feel like your fixation on home owning comes from a very personal place
You Suck At Cooking are you high when you make these videos?
You Suck At Cooking you are the best RUclipsr that there is and ever will be
I cannot verbally explain how much joy you bring to me
_This guy taught Gordon Ramsay how to cook_
This is the first video i've seen of this guy and it's fantastic
That wonderful-wonderful sound of a knife scraping the toast. Music to my ears. 😏
So goooooood
You Suck At Cooking SOOOOO JUICY
i dont trust people that microwave eggs
Neither do I.
lenny I don't trust eggs that microwave people.
u dont trust microwaves that egg people
I dont egg microwaves who people trust.
I don't egg trust people egg microwave egg don't egg egg
you should make a video with "what to do with the Chinese noodles you ordered but didn't eat so you put them in the fridge overnight and they're tasteless help"
tea rat That’s basically modified ramen right there
tea rat happy birthday
Thank you RUclips for finally showing me a treasure. Great helpful tips. With a hint of what the fuck did I just watch. Perfect.
You brighten up my day. Thank you
You're welcome.
You Suck At Cooking and now I am even happier. What is this
I live in Texas and it is now too bright, can you turn it down a notch?
....what did I just watch...he zipped up a banana...
Angel Jhonson Welcome to YSAC.
All men did.
Angel Jhonson Hello, welcome, you must be new.
ChronosKat I was just thinking that
ChronosKat he is one of us now
I remember watching this when I was younger, not getting the jokes, and being very angry
The message of the sing was really kinda inspirational. Good job ysac
How does the Flash like his eggs?
Runny
Tony, I'm gonna let you off with a warning.
How does Kraven the hunter eat his eggs?
Poached ;)
Tony Music how does Forest like his eggs?
Run-naang
Tony Music more like Sandi
I mean sanic autocorrect
*INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR!* Banana stuck in peanut butter!
Tanbir Singh 😂
Tanbir Singh oh boy
Tanbir Singh I'm terribly sorry for your loss
Well he showed you 4 other breakfasts my man
Sapphirus wata fukn jeanyous my ma said
dude u are so funny. so glad this came up on my recommended
Thanks Tobias :)
This is how many times he forgot to say wangjangle
👇
69 likes. Perfect.
Am I still allowed to watch this video if I cook like Gordan Ramsay?
Yes, but you are obligated to judge it.
THIS BANANA IS FUCKING RAW! Disgusting.
Voices in the back of your mind of Gordon yelling, "ITS RAW YOU DONKEY!"
Gordon: ITS FUCKING RAW YOU DONKEY. WHAT ARE YOU.
Person: an idiot samwich
Na_Kevin I'm dead lol 😂😂😂
I liked this video for that dog montage at the end
Does anyone know how to refresh their yoga mat?
did you try hitting F5?
Just ask your neighborhood white lady to lend it to you😉
Turn it off and on again
Press F9, but be careful. Depending on when your last save was you can end up back in your mother's womb.
the hot glue part got me wheezing-
_the commentary istg_
Don't post a video about breakfast just as I'm about to go to sleep 😒
Apologies.
Just make the overnight oats now then. Easy
Woah WOAH actually it’s perfect because I just woke up
Woah WOAH lol just ate breakfast
Woah WOAH its 3 pm in England where are you 😂
YSAC, You're great content and I appreciate you!
THANKS! You're great content too.
Where has this channel been my entire life!? Not sure what I was watching to have these videos pop up in my recommended feed, but thank you. Been on a binge this morning.
That indie movie vibe you put on your videos really makes them more than just a cooking video, it's relaxing at times.
Thank you for posting this on one of the worst days of my life. Youre a lifesaver, your videos always make me feel better☺️
Hope you feel better :)
Pause at 0:41 if you look at the apples they spell "COOK"
its um not cook its um cock
Omg ur right
@Pop TheOakTree it is though
@@NaschAzure WHERE IS THE OTHER "C"!? 😂😂😂 Like theres two "C" shapes, but they aren't in the right order to spell "cock", so... idk what you're on, m'boi
@Pop TheOakTree what's with the "bitch" that didnt need to be added bitch
These videos are surprisingly amazingly helpful
I laughed so hard at 1:37 “hot plate of coffee” 😂
Is no one gonna talk about the fact his avacado was seedless?
GoatVic I was searching for this comment, the apple doesn’t have seeds either
*boneless
Unless I'm missing the joke, he just sliced the Apple and avocado from the outer parts, avoiding the pit and core.
Louis Webber um its spelt
*B O N E L E S S*
Callum no I dont think he used spelt, that has gone mainstream, riceflower is the new breakfast ingredient
#1 Reeses Puffs Cereal.
AnthonyTheFirst
yes
reeses puffs reeses puffs beat em up beat em up beat em up
AnthonyTheFirst That's cereal company propaganda. Don't believe it.
NOOOOOOO.... OREO O’S FO DA WIN
RACIST BUGS RACIST BUGS BEAT EM UP BEAT EM UP BEAT EM UP BEAT EM UP
YSAC: I recommend throwing that in the fridge.
Me: I recommend throwing that in the trash.
THIS is the most genius way to make a cooking vid. I seriously love all these videos. LMAO each time!!!
No. You'll get enough money from your Instagram likes to buy a house.
Shell-less eggs? But that's where most of the nutrients are.
Dreams going up in flames set to the making of avocado toast is something I didn't know I needed. Thank for for collaborating with Babish.
Coming back to this after maybe a year of last seeing it, and the hot plate of coffee is still probably one of the best gags I've seen in a RUclips video.
Where do you buy shell-less eggs, couldn't find them at the shops?
Steffanie Ogilvie Subscribe to my channel I made a song about being horny
Steffanie O
gilvie
Steffanie Ogilvie you can find them in salads usually shell-less eggs are kept refrigerated
Probably in the boneless section
Steffanie Ogilvie shell-less eggs are put in a carton container right next to the shelled eggs.
He finally screwed up and said mix instead of wangjangle
TJ twice!
And he only had one job ...
He also says stir. What is the difference between wangjangle and stir?
@@hamstersdailylife4938 soul
Last time I was this early, the haters didn't dab back
so COLD
Oh shit
Wow, I didn't understand anything in this post series.
Me me big boy
bad day?
I hope you never stop creating these ! So funny and weird at the same time ...
"Ghosts love almond butter" LOL. I found that funnier than I should have..
"A hot plate of coffee" lmao😂😂😂😂
Radhey P. Yeah that was my favorite joke haha
Come on man, I just made my breakfast.
Now I have to make it again.
That last recipe it just... it made me cry...... you got to me man you really did.
You're so condescending, I love it. Subscribed.
I can tell we have new viewers on here. Welcome!
MrPoserGalore - No 2 on trending now! YSAC has come a long way
Hello😂 I think he's joking though
MrPoserGalore thx
MrPoserGalore hi -,_-,
A Medium sized bag of *AWESOME*
I suck at holding an apple i suck at breaking an egg i suck at cutting thing whit a knife i suck at holding a cup and i suck at eating
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Help!
Any vidoes
breaking eggs takes literally no skill
Sounds to me like you suck at cooking. Yeah, you totally suck.
Any vidoes What you need to do.... is practice
Any vidoes in
your supposed to get shell-less eggs
Dude, your videos are pure gold ! 😂😂
Thanks Dale
This is a straight-up masterpiece
Somehow I'll manage to screw this up
you didnt let the egg say goodbye... is that ok when you are cooking them in the microwave???
This one was a shell-less egg, it was born defective and unable to communicate.
When the reply gets more like than the comment
Whoa didn't even see that I got likes
He is so much fun to watch
1:03 I live for that sound
i snorted a couple time this is actually more entertaining that i was expecting
help me
: (
What's wrong?
nevermind all better
shut the hell your mouth
Setting Things Down D.C.
Lex
Thank you. These are exactly what I need.
Them hand movements at the beginning. I love your videos omfg
I'm new here but this is amazing and I subbed
Funny thing is, im still too damn lazy to make breakfast so i have cereal
La saña de pollo
I'm tempted to try all of these
Anyone that has a peanut allergy is going to die from watching this vid
Is avacado on toast really that good. never tried it
Kevin Shah if you like avocados and toast
You will NOT be able to buy a home if you make or GUARANTEED.
Legally, millenials are not allowed to have avocado toast. So unless you're old or rich, don't even think about such deliciousness because it'll just make you sad.
Just don't forget the salt
Kahandran and a little pepper pepper pepper!
Vision board-did you do it ?
YSAC-yes
Vision board-what did it cost?
YSAC-everything
Idk how I have never seen your channel before but man you are HILARIOUS!!!
I think this is the best thing I’ve ever seen