Stratora This would be my reaction: I would watch for a bit in silence and then presume the person is either making a funny video or could possibly be mentally ill. Then I would quietly walk away and chuckle thinking about it once I got home.
Clicked for a real cooking tutorial, saw the squash purse, kept watching for fun anyway, then realized i still learned how to cook squash. Pleasantly surprised 😊
honestly, you take out the occasional (and obvious) crazy bullshit that he adds, for the most part all of his recipes are delicious, healthy, relatively affordable, and show a strong understanding of the fundamentals of cooking and flavor. he doesn't bother with proper portions a lot of the time, so you have to have a pretty good handle on the basics of cooking yourself to follow his recipes, but that also shows how skilled he is. he doesn't need to just slavishly follow recipes -- he already knows how to cook.
Conspiracy is fact if conspiring has occurred. What you guys mean is conspiracy *_theory_*. It's actually kind of important to keep that in mind in regards to certain subjects.
My friend posted your black beans and rice video to my Facebook this morning and I actually waited several hours to watch it only out of pure boredom. I want to apologize for that because this is downright amazing and I'm now watching all your videos. The sidebar stories and commentary is effing fantastic. Whats ironic is this actually may help me learn to cook as a 36 year old woman who has an 8 year old that's lived off chicken nuggets and other people's cooking. 😂
@@yousuckatcooking hello its me again You have heard this several million times But you are a legend for responding to this 3 YEARS later P.S the pumpkins have migrated so i no longer have to catch oranges
For someone like me that makes really serious, low tech videos on cooking, I find your videos to be totally refreshing and yes, at age 76 I can still giggle.
Roast the squash halves in the oven then scrape the cooked squash out with a spoon. Much easier than cutting the squash out raw. Also adds some flavor to the soup.
You Suck At Cooking Pouch. That method gives you a squash pouch. You need to sew the sides together, so it'll look good with a Frankenstein costume later this month.
Went to the library with the intention of studying/completing translations for my French course, and managed to binge-watch these instead. French prof was not amused until I showed him this video. Now we've bonded and I'm off the hook. You're my hero.
Squash cases. Not squash. It wouldn't rank high just as squash, but as squash cases, I would say if I do it right, I could be bigger than Tesla. If Tesla goes completely bankrupt at some point.
he actually actively works with his employees and has been known to work 20 hour days (at least in his early years when he didn't have such a huge task force)
💡Little known facts: During WWII, when materials were in short supply, artillery shells were tipped with butternut squash. 💡The resourceful French Resistance would hollow out butternut squash, fill them with TNT, insert a fuse, and use them as grenades against the Germans.
Man, I tried your butternut squash with sage at a dinner party with some friends and they all loved it. I bought my butternut squash because of your video. Can't believe I actually tried what you've showed. Thanks man, now my friends love me better.
Ysac you are awesome. I discovered your channel today and i already watched all of your videos, loved every single one of them. Today i also discovered that i am apparently some kind of immortal zombie since I've died so many times from uncontrollable laughter caused by your videos. Your videos are just genius and pure gold. Its just crazy to think that you dont have a million subscribers yet but i am 100% sure that you will have millionS of subscribers eventually. Even though i only discovered you todat you easily became my favorite channel. Anyways i hope you see this and i wish you a good day.
This is the opposite of clickbait. You think you’re getting a cooking tutorial from a newb. Instead you’re getting protips with a side of cray casserole. Love it
You Suck At Cooking is the type of person that, if I was in a relationship with them, I would tell them how much I hate them all the time because I love them so much.
I don’t start fights because I’m responsible closeness in relationships can truly only be measured in how much of an arse you would appear if the conversation was taken out of context.
Well as a german I would be confused, since pumkins and squashes are both called the german word for pumkin over here. So I´d think this already was said special.
Bah, that thing is so dull Id use my Laife or laser knife, it can cut through anything Well except humans, its a good that it cant cut through human flesh but it does burn the hair a little so be careful
Hire Pimblokto to retrieve it for you. Or if you don't have any money, trick him into doing it for you by casually saying you don't think he can do it.
Who else came here to see a real cooking video? I saw the banana purse and kept watching realizing I learned how to cook squash!😂😂 I also just found this channel and can’t stop watching it!
*A father and son walk through forrest *Sees man recording himself throwing a squash with wings Son: Dad, why's that man... Dad: Shh son...now this...this is nature
Imagine walking through the woods and seeing some dude with a camera throwing around a butternut squash with wings.
Stratora honestly...
I'd run away!
Hah!!
Stratora This would be my reaction: I would watch for a bit in silence and then presume the person is either making a funny video or could possibly be mentally ill. Then I would quietly walk away and chuckle thinking about it once I got home.
*slowly calls 911*
Or a Bullet with Butternut Wings
laughed so hard when you giggled after saying take a leek
I choked on my pasta when he giggled
Esse doido não tem o que fazer da vida não
When?
@@nickmuffin1722 1:49
Good to know that i wasn't the only person who did that to
Clicked for a real cooking tutorial, saw the squash purse, kept watching for fun anyway, then realized i still learned how to cook squash. Pleasantly surprised 😊
aka Constantine yeah that happens lol
Welcome to the You Suck at Cooking experience :D
Welcome to ysac my mate
But you made the squash purse, right?
He makes cooking recipes fun, like binging with babish but more chaotic
This guy is like howtobasic. But actually does the thing well.
one dude on another video said he is howtobasic's civilized brother lol
@@chey1372 another dude said its as if how to basic and gordon ramsey had a child...
If they could have a child
Wait isnt howtobasic the "i waste food and get fucking much money with it" guy
Howtobasic just egg everything
Thats it, thats the channel
I believe he’s actually a great cook underneath all this... crazyness. Just away to let his inner child out during cooking
Hidde Croes he is a great cook though
What crazyness? Don’t cook like that??
Pretty much every line cook I have worked with
Probably testing new recipes and having fun with it
honestly, you take out the occasional (and obvious) crazy bullshit that he adds, for the most part all of his recipes are delicious, healthy, relatively affordable, and show a strong understanding of the fundamentals of cooking and flavor. he doesn't bother with proper portions a lot of the time, so you have to have a pretty good handle on the basics of cooking yourself to follow his recipes, but that also shows how skilled he is. he doesn't need to just slavishly follow recipes -- he already knows how to cook.
i have a conspiracy that this is how to basic letting out his delicate side.
SAMMEEEE
sorry to ruin your dreams but howtobasic is australian
He said it was a conspiracy
Not a fact
fact is its not a conspiracy
Conspiracy is fact if conspiring has occurred. What you guys mean is conspiracy *_theory_*. It's actually kind of important to keep that in mind in regards to certain subjects.
What is this gem I have stumbled upon? Time to binge watch every single video on this channel!
Enjoy :)
ik same
Allison M You found the most helpful shitposts in the history of RUclips
this just happened to me as well...
Most accurate thing I've read😂
I watch a lot of cooking channels, and this is by far the best thing I have ever witnessed... i understand why this would be in my feed.
Same
Nobody likes the basics.
🍆
@@angieroman6723 No.
You just made my day with the squash case
Agathe Alexandre no no no. it's a "banana holder" wink wink. lol
Agathe Alexandre same, It was a very funny process
Our names bro
Agathe Alexandre it was so random lolol
I love this video
You could 10000% sell those squash cases in Portland or Vancouver.
Sell them for 5$ each and you've got a nice $50000 profit
+crabbyninja lmao
He better copyright before I get on that.
*I'll make me some of that hipster money* 🍆+ 🔧= 💵
Wolf Man Lyken thats that's an eggplant
Mike Shrocazoid Abadir Gustaferri I'm pushing the knockoff version. 🙍
I liked the banana purse!
Tsetsi its called a squash case
100th like
GAY
Lachlan Wynn
So am I :D
Uh i asked for a dragonfruit purse made of jackfruit
My friend posted your black beans and rice video to my Facebook this morning and I actually waited several hours to watch it only out of pure boredom. I want to apologize for that because this is downright amazing and I'm now watching all your videos.
The sidebar stories and commentary is effing fantastic.
Whats ironic is this actually may help me learn to cook as a 36 year old woman who has an 8 year old that's lived off chicken nuggets and other people's cooking. 😂
I hope it helps! You'll soon find it's easy.
@@yousuckatcooking hello its me again
You have heard this several million times
But you are a legend for responding to this 3 YEARS later
P.S the pumpkins have migrated so i no longer have to catch oranges
The hugabugalugabugala is my favorite food!
It's so tasty!
A youtuber has never responded to my comment before! You just made my day :)
It will never happen again.
XD
so lucky...
i like how ur not afraid to burn ingredients man... just a casual dude cookin casual food
Life's short you know?
@@yousuckatcooking pasta
Tweet the squash: ctt.ec/F0fVs
Facebook the squash: hrefshare.com/97628
Do I suck at cooking?
yes
you totally suck
This was amazing.
you suck at cooking is the Jason Voorhees of food
I never want to see or hear the words "uddernut squash" again.
Uddernut squash
uddernut squash
4:39
Uddernut Squash
hey i made you see them again
The scripts to these videos are genius.
I honestly just expected a cooking video but this was 1000 times better than I expected.😂
Same, except that last thing you said.
@@michaeljfan9720 H-h-h-how do you not like this godsend of a channel?!?
@@davidarruda8400 I think he meant he expected it to be 1000 times better xD
I have no clue who this guy is but I've seen all his videos and I think I have a crush on him, how??? he has no face
I am him. Call me
Cy I think a lot of us feel the same lmao
Jess Goff ^
You would enjoy AvE channel
Excuse me, I’m in love with him so get in line my friend
"Erectus uncomfortus"
Yeah, alright then.
Eye of the beholder i guess...
That’s called puberty
RECTUS uncomfornus
@@oooceanman yes
😂😂😂😂
Pepper pepper pepper
lol
lol
pepper pepper pepper
Pepper (pepper, pepper)
pepper pepper pepper
You're the only cooking show I actually enjoy watching. Thank you for the giggles.
Mystyckhan You saw it, and I saw it. #makeitpopular
To be honest, I'm not worried about a comment back. I just genuinely like these videos.
Catty Tomfoolery howtobasic is really great too
4 seconds into the video and I see a chain saw on a cooking channel
Yep that's an automatic like
Absolutely love this channel stumbled across it while wandering the I interwebs.. love the humor and the style
For someone like me that makes really serious, low tech videos on cooking, I find your videos to be totally refreshing and yes, at age 76 I can still giggle.
Lois DeWitt I always thought that old people couldn’t laugh.
@@nolamo1496 We do when we have to.
Azz you laugh now, in no time you’ll be old too 😉. Don’t mock it.
@@macylouwho1187 I'm 76 now. How old do I have to be to not laugh?
@@LoisDeWittPalateandPalette dead years old
The flutternut squash is just so majestic... like if you cri every tim
Jeff Zhao I've Been looking for this comment too long
Jeff Zhao *cry
texting puppy it was a joke
Jeff Zha
Smosh reference?
I was like he didn't say pepper pep- " he whispers pepper 3x " yaaaay 🤗
I was worried too
Janeration Personal your comment hurt to read
3:46 He didn't say Undo's on four hundo.
Something ain't right. I can feel it.
That's what he does, messes with your senses.
That's because it's called an Onion.
*Rectus Uncomftormus*
I perfectionmus
Sounds like a Hogwarts spell!
When I saw that I lost *ALL* my shit.
I actually prefer the humble squeegle
@@sugarpeas45 yes it IS tasty but the hubbdhajmacshkxnsvahajbd c.f. dudjvdgsuxh is where it's really at.
_"Elon Musk of squash cases"_
I like that.
A. Lee Composer I believe I heard that name in a casually expLAINED VIDEO
+Isolde E-G same guy ;);;););)
They are not the same guy
They both make Elon Musk jokes, because he's a billionaire and all AND THEYRE THE SAME PERSON
Proof he's casually explained
"so what do you do in your freetime?"
me: "uuummm"
me:**throws around squash with wings in the forest**
me: i read
This guy can shitpost and cook at the same damn time, I'm hella impressed
Roast the squash halves in the oven then scrape the cooked squash out with a spoon. Much easier than cutting the squash out raw. Also adds some flavor to the soup.
True, but your squash case will be weak af.
You Suck At Cooking
Pouch. That method gives you a squash pouch. You need to sew the sides together, so it'll look good with a Frankenstein costume later this month.
Thanny
Went to the library with the intention of studying/completing translations for my French course, and managed to binge-watch these instead. French prof was not amused until I showed him this video. Now we've bonded and I'm off the hook. You're my hero.
Bahahaha amazing!
This guy's funnier than all hell. I'm glad I came across town. I just described. Keep it funny thank you
Thanks for describing.
You Suck At Cooking lololo
@@yousuckatcooking I'm weak😂😂😂
squash is what makes autumn worth the wait all year. besides literally everything else but
“Rectus uncomftotmus” 😂😂IM DEAD MATE😂
How bout those forest-squash snd nut-squash buddies?)))
My favorite is the flutter-nut squash! That was hilarious! 😂😂😂 ^﹏^
Hugabugalugabugala
That emoji is cancer
the squeegle was my favorite :)
will bust-a-nut squash work as well?
Pesky Bee only if she keep succin
No those Succ
You'll end up with your teeth all grey, but otherwise, go for it.
You mean succulent?
doesn't really matter just throw it away.
"Definitely takes some elbow grease" - I don't have that on hand, can I substitute bacon grease instead?
Bacon grease instead of olive oil.......YUM-O!
Heart Attack*
Try headlight fluid
Sean71596 i see your reference, and i love you
I'm still not sure if this is satire or cooking advice but I'm glad I'm not the only one that started off with RT videos and somehow ended up here.
This is my favorite video of dude so far. Butternut squash briefcase should be a fashion item. Love this channel.
"The Elon Musk of squash" not sure how that ranks on the achievement scale
Squash cases. Not squash. It wouldn't rank high just as squash, but as squash cases, I would say if I do it right, I could be bigger than Tesla. If Tesla goes completely bankrupt at some point.
No matter what you still squash the competition to me ;)
Oh, YOU.
i though Elon Musk just paid other people to make himself look smart
he actually actively works with his employees and has been known to work 20 hour days (at least in his early years when he didn't have such a huge task force)
Hugabugalugabugala has to be the best name ever.
Is nobody going to talk about the rectus uncomfortis?
fart man yes
fart man rectus uncomfortis is my favourite
Rectus uncomfortus
😄😊😉😍😘😚😜😝😳😁😣😢😂😭😪😥😰😩 😄😊😉😍😘😚😜😝😳😁😣😢😂😭😪😥😰😩 😄😊😉😍😘😚😜😝😳😁😣😢😂😭😪😥😰😩 😄😊😉😍😘😚😜😝😳😁😣😢😂😭😪😥😰😩 😄😊😉😍😘😚😜😝😳😁😣😢😂😭😪😥😰😩 😄😊😉😍😘😚😜😝😳😁😣😢😂😭😪😥😰😩 😄😊😉😍😘😚😜😝😳😁😣😢😂😭😪😥😰😩 😄😊😉😍😘😚😜😝😳😁😣😢😂😭😪😥😰😩 😄😊😉😍😘😚😜😝😳😁😣😢😂😭😪😥😰😩 😄😊😉😍😘😚😜😝😳😁😣😢😂😭😪😥😰😩 😄😊😉😍😘😚😜😝😳😁😣😢😂😭😪😥😰😩 😄😊😉😍😘😚😜😝😳😁😣😢😂😭😪😥😰😩 😄😊😉😍😘😚😜😝😳😁😣😢😂😭😪😥😰😩
This man is legitimately a genius.
💡Little known facts: During WWII, when materials were in short supply, artillery shells were tipped with butternut squash.
💡The resourceful French Resistance would hollow out butternut squash, fill them with TNT, insert a fuse, and use them as grenades against the Germans.
@Unus _ This is ... this is brilliant. Two thumbs up.
justice was served deliciously that day.
So sorry to be that guy, but this sounds interesting, so could you link a source? I would appreciate it a lot
:)
all that i know about ww2 is kars died
Man, I tried your butternut squash with sage at a dinner party with some friends and they all loved it. I bought my butternut squash because of your video. Can't believe I actually tried what you've showed. Thanks man, now my friends love me better.
They love you butter now
Ysac you are awesome. I discovered your channel today and i already watched all of your videos, loved every single one of them. Today i also discovered that i am apparently some kind of immortal zombie since I've died so many times from uncontrollable laughter caused by your videos. Your videos are just genius and pure gold. Its just crazy to think that you dont have a million subscribers yet but i am 100% sure that you will have millionS of subscribers eventually. Even though i only discovered you todat you easily became my favorite channel. Anyways i hope you see this and i wish you a good day.
Hey, thank you so much! Truly appreciated.
this guy gives me howtobasic
vibes.
Jack Bumgarner hay that's pretty good
Yeah except ysac isn’t an annoying fuck that only entertains kids that think screaming like you have downs is entertaining.
Omg yessss!!
It's honestly better though XD
This is the opposite of clickbait. You think you’re getting a cooking tutorial from a newb. Instead you’re getting protips with a side of cray casserole. Love it
I am not high enough for this channel.
*YET*
gl
"Take a leek" *laughs*..... it took me a good 30 seconds to finally get it lmao
wtf RUclips? where was my notification? 😒
wtf? xD
ikr ..
I didn't get it either wtf
youtube were busy shoveling ads down your throat
Automatic Diaphragm teau
Anyone else get slightly anxious when he said only one "pepper" before completing *in a whisper* "pepper pepper"?
You Suck At Cooking is the type of person that, if I was in a relationship with them, I would tell them how much I hate them all the time because I love them so much.
Lindsey Brookes makes no sense but okay
FNAF 4 life well it kind of does, like when your so comfortable that you can be mean
I don’t start fights because I’m responsible closeness in relationships can truly only be measured in how much of an arse you would appear if the conversation was taken out of context.
you think to much:(
tsundere for short
"rectus uncomftormus" every name has its story.
I'm not sure how scientists come up with this stuff.
@@yousuckatcooking .
Oh no don't. Uuu named them.
I'm still waiting for the episode where he takes a sip of a soda pop and says it's "Dr. Pepper Pepper Pepper".
The flying squash makes my heart soar!
This is one of those channels that's so great and doesn't have nearly as many subscribers as it shiuld
I'm hoping for a Halloween special. With pumpkins and all that jazz.
Halloween is like baby food. It's condescending and insulting to anybody over the age of 18.
(months)
Well as a german I would be confused, since pumkins and squashes are both called the german word for pumkin over here. So I´d think this already was said special.
I'm almost 18 and I love Halloween. not dressing up and going outside or what not but just the overall weather and creepy feeling
butternut pumpkin is in fact a pumpkin
"Use your strongest knife"
*Pulls out a chainsaw * looooooool
The saw is family
Bah, that thing is so dull
Id use my Laife or laser knife, it can cut through anything
Well except humans, its a good that it cant cut through human flesh but it does burn the hair a little so be careful
A chainsaw is pretty much just many small knifes spinning around a blade
@@_Myrhl Waterjet cutting is honestly the better option, I am so disappointed that he used such a weak knife
Sir not only are you a word smith but my god you are one of the best comedians I have seen
this is like Napoleon Dynamite meets Bob's Burgers meets the Food Network Channel I love it
That is THE cutest flutternut squash I have ever seen! I want one... ♡
If you get one, make sure it's a rescue, but read about it, so you know what you're getting into.
I promise to do my research and treat it like it was my own child ♡
My dirty mind is having a Feild day.
LynetKjetil you didn’t have to say that straight up, we already knew...
Just kill me lol
Amd the thing sounded l8ke whett pussy
Pen
Is
It looked like a di**
That ending alone deserves all the views on your channel.
the dude's Canadian. the pronunciation of "about" gave it away. :D
but not the amount of maple syrup he poured?
The brand of eggs he uses also gives it away. Compliments is a discount brand of Sobey's--a Canadian grocery chain.
He could be just from one of the border states up _near_ Canada though...
he's also had bagged milk :')
He didn't put any syrup on his squash, he put seeeeerup on it. *shudders*
You, Sir, are brilliant. Subbed. Notifications. "...superfood and butter helps counteract the healthy effects."
I cut it to hard and I got a avocado what should I do?
SUPREME Mobile gaming What kind of card?
Alanna typo meant to say hard
SUPREME Mobile gaming Haha I know :D
Immediately add a layer of moisturizer and then let it marinade for a couple of days, that should bring it back
duct tape should hypothetically work the same as it does on squash
Mix? Aren’t you ment to say “wangjangle?”
Onion's on four hundred? Isn't he going to say "Ondo's on four hundo"?
Did you have to register your flutternut drone w/ the FAA?
Haha shhhh.
Erich J. Moraga ijbjhgm
This channel is gold! Don't ever stop making these videos! It takes alot to make me laugh and this had me laughing a bunch of times!
I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. Thank you.
You're welcome.
Stumbled across this channel and glad I did. This guy is hilarious!
I found your videos this morning and have done nothing but watch, them great content!
I am part of the cucurbitaceae family
Well Sanitized Gourd are you a squeegle
@@threepeater_gaming7710 No, he has to be a rectus uncomfortus.
The fuuuuuuuuuuuu-
Kay.
These are easily the most creative thing ive watched in a long time, thank you for birthing this lunar magic
Spock like an astronaut?
I have a cold and I've been trying to sneeze for the past 5 mins but man Flutternut squash absolutely destroyed that hope
Butternut squash? Yes Please!
Bob Smith surprised there’s not more arlo fans here
1:48 "so we're gonna...take a leak hehe"
He was so proud of that one! XD
The uddernut squash got me good. I laughed for real, not just blowing air through my nose
I love coming back to your videos
Im having trouble retrieving my squash from the volcano, any tips? pls help
Use an extender, or a heat resistant 3 piece suit.
oh. That could work, I was trying to pray to the volcano god, and then I tried sending a goat but neither worked.
The magentospheroscope is my go to solution.
Hire Pimblokto to retrieve it for you. Or if you don't have any money, trick him into doing it for you by casually saying you don't think he can do it.
how to noob. no.
This man used duct tape to fix a squash😂🙄😂🤣
Amateurs, the ultimate one here is flex tape ofc
How did I just leave my comment alone for 6 months and not notice how man6 like I got
Can u dont use emojis. Normie
i read this dick tape..i was like wtf and rubbed my eyes..laughing too much made my eyes watery..
Duck tape is the handyman's secret weapon, though I've never seen Red Green tape up a squash like YSAC did in this video.
No phallic jokes? YSAC, where is the real you???
Dillon Robinson you miss the "take a leek"?
Did you not see all of the "squash names"
+dillon robinson did you miss the squash named rectus uncomftormus
I have been informed that there were a menagerie of phallic jokes, I apologize for ever doubting you.
That was a really offensive accusation. But I accept your apology.
Loved the different types round about 4:33, utterly fantastic.
"Take a leek -- ha ha ha."
That caught me off guard. So simple yet so effective.
Who else came here to see a real cooking video? I saw the banana purse and kept watching realizing I learned how to cook squash!😂😂
I also just found this channel and can’t stop watching it!
This was the first video I ever watched from your channel. My buddy told me you were a really serious cooking channel. Now I know. He was right.
This channel brings me so much joy
Your videos are pretty much all I live for, bit hey, no pressure :-)
*A father and son walk through forrest
*Sees man recording himself throwing a squash with wings
Son: Dad, why's that man...
Dad: Shh son...now this...this is nature
Imagine seeing some guy in the woods throwing a squash around 😂
When he "peeled" the squash the knife when it hits the cutting board is satisfying someone make a 1 hour of it plz
What if you peeled it while on a roller coaster?
Untold amounts of fun would ensue.
very painful death/extreme hurt.
That much fun would probably be illegal.
The people behind you would get annoyed with being hit in the face by flying squash skin
EmileeArsenic What if you sat at the back.
Ahhh the elusive flutternut squash.
“We’re gonna take a leek”
*heheheheh*
How did I not see this video before?? It is glorious!
Somehow this is sexual.
4:40?
2:24?
The likes are up to 69...
THANK U!! Looks like my husbands dick and balls!!! Yes hes blessed lol
Because that looked like a penis
Dude I' so high right now. This was glorious to watch
yeeeah hahaha
DOGE so am I lol
"Orange on orange taste really good"
The shape of the pumpkin is unique. It looks delicious when you cook.💙👍