Pumpkin Pie - You Suck at Cooking (episode 68)
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- Опубликовано: 14 ноя 2017
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Pumpkins are good for literally 2 things; making pumpkin pies, and throwing them off bridges.
Well I’m all all out of bridges.
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To make the pie:
Buy a pie crust. Nobody has time for that and they’re like a buck or two
Take a 13.5oz/398ml can of pure pumpkin. Not “pumpkin pie filling.” Don’t be an animal
But that in a bowl. It’s gonna be thick. Be prepared for that
Add two eggs
Add 3/4 cup of sugar
Add 1/2 teaspoon of salt
2 1/4 teaspoons of pumpkin pie spice
(or if you’re a real hot shot, use 1 tsp cinnamon, 1 tsp ground ginger, 1/4 tsp cloves)
Wangjangle that together until it’s smooth.
Slowly add in 1 1/2 cups of 10% cream
Doubt yourself because something this liquidy could never be a pie.
Put it the undo on 425undo for 15 minutes.
Reduce it to 350.
Now here’s where you’re gonna have to make a judgment call. Bake for 30 minutes but test the wobble. The wobble tells you everything. When the wobble is gone, the pie is ready. A deep dish crust could take an hour. There’s quite a range you can cook it in where it will still turn out great.
Take it out and leave it for at least an hour, and admire the process of turning a liquid into a solid.
Whip cream that son of a bitch into tomorrow. 
Хобби
oh my god, don't you just hate when you drop your pumpkin and it transforms into 3 pounds of oranges?... so annoying...
ugggh
Canadians can't understand imperial
Just gotta press them back together
Annoying orange..s
ARE YOU ASSUMING THE ORANGES WEIGHT?
I'm pretty sure this guy gets the majority of his recipes from his mom and that brings me great joy
That's basically how every non-orphan cook starts out.
@@harrisonlichtenberg3162 sad batman noises
@@Yonyonmaymay someone did
@@utkarsharyan and you have joker on your pfp. how nice.
"and just give it a little... *NYEAHYGHUHAHA* "
Where
Thanks obama
Thanks obama
Thanks obama
I finally found you
You know, looking at the size of that wild pumpkin, you were a very lucky man. That my friend was a pupkin and it's mother was probably nearby. There are not a whole lot of squash out there as dangerous as a protective mother pumpkin... Great video!
more like plumpkin amirite aaaaaaaa
I can't even find pumpkins in my area, I live on an island near the USA with my Hamster army, I usually never find pumpkins around here but once a couple months I find them near the 40 yards tall trees but they're usually small and really fast, can someone help me with this?
Halloween I put a pumpkin in our garden and it grew a wild patch of pumpkin
Woah Biang did you do the thingy with the cardboard tube? sometimes you really gotta scream at them, they’re hard of hearing you knwo
Marcin Sobota you right. That 'kin was THIIIICCCCC.
I don't know what happened but there was a stampede of wild pumpkins. They are outside my house right now.
I hope it didn't matter that I used a long cardboard tube?
Kristín Lilja You will be missed
If you tried to catch it but it ran away, that might be the reason, the chances of herds coming because of something else aren't too high.
Nanimator thank you! It did manage to get away so now I know the reason.
P.s. I fought off the pumpkin king with a lemon stick (a stick with an apple on the end) and succeeded. Now I am the queen and I have GREAT plans to better their nation.
Kristín Lilja No problem. I request to invest in your studies to improve the knowledge about Pumpkings, will you allow it?
As your first decree, I suggest you outlaw all forms of pumpkin murder. Pumpkin pie, Jack'O'Lanterns, the whole 9 yards.
I tried to get some pumpkins in the woods but ended up getting attacked by bears.. is that normal?
It happens around 86% of the time.
Just ignore the bears.
All they want is attention.
Pumpkins have a low encounter rate, you'll probably want to use some repels and put something weaker like a squash in the front of your party.
just keep trying
They are there for the pumpkins too, bears don't even eat pumpkin pie, it's just capitalism making them want things they don't need.
My little brother came into my room while I was watching this and after a minute he said
"Ha, I love how nothing makes any sense"
wym i go pumpkin hunting all the time
Life irl
That’s the name of that show
Hahahaaaaaaaa
shut up
YSAC on a date : "I have a cooking channel"
Date : "Ooh fancy!"
YSAC : No no no you don't understand-
*My ancestors have cultivated wild pumpkins for generations. We used them to make pumpkin pie. Every day we went out and sacrificed a bowl of rice to appease their voracious appetite. One day, however, we forgot to feed them, and they attacked our rice storages. I'll never forget the sound of our rice being eaten away by those pumpkins. My ancestors later endured starvation from lack of rice, and they started a tradition of hunting pumpkins for necessary nourishment. That is why, every Thanksgiving, we go out to hunt pumpkins to make up for their crime and to honor our ancestors.*
Justin Young WTF STOP I SEE YOU COMMENT EVERYWHERE FAM. ISN'T IT BORING WHATS THE MOST LIKES YOU GOT?
Like 4k - 5k
And thus began the story of Justin Young: Pumpkin hunter
In theaters October 2020
Justin Young Shutup and take my money.
I was not expecting that pumpkin call at 0:08 I had this a full volume now there are pumpkins at my door
Oh shit hide.
That's good free pumpkin
It may be because I'm drunk or because I'm drunk, but this channel is the most honest and meaningful content I've ever seen on youtube. I'm definitely just drunk.
Daniel Schilling you’re not
My ancestors have cultivated wild pumpkins for generations. We used them to make pumpkin pie. Every day we went out and sacrificed a bowl of rice to appease their voracious appetite. One day, however, we forgot to feed them, and they attacked our rice storages. I'll never forget the sound of our rice being eaten away by those pumpkins. My ancestors later endured starvation from lack of rice, and they started a tradition of hunting pumpkins for necessary nourishment. That is why, every Thanksgiving, we go out to hunt pumpkins to make up for their crime and to honor our ancestors.
@@michaelbryant7659 poo
@@michaelbryant7659 copied from justin y
And the sad thing is that when u combine these spices which is super easy and then compare it to the pumpkin pie spice..
*tastes*
*so we are going to use 2 1/4 of pumpkin pie spice*
Pika Memez 2 1/4
thanks for repeating the video
@@yipchad2248 the comment section is supposed to be about the video and things related to the video
@@xxsandwichlordxdxx6120 Yeah, it's supposed to comment on the video. Not say what the video already said.
that is indeed what has transpired
I will now go volcano every food I eat with whipped cream, thank you.
send pics.
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I prefer the stupid
have fun, and maybe always listen to ysac
Gives up on everything and drives to Walmart and buys a pie.
This Little Critic loool exactly
Lol
I guess one could even say you... suck at cooking?
he made that quality pie .........................
Should have gone to costco
I tried to capture some pumpkins in the woods but instead I found a dollar
Chicken Tendies just grab a cardboard tube and give it a little *RRRROOÓÔÖÒØŌÕ0RRÓO0ŌØÕÔÒÖ!!!!!!!¡¡¡!!!iii!!¡¡iii!* and it should come out.
You can by a REALLY small pumpkin with that
Chicken Tendies Keemstar?
Chicken Tendies how many people are there with your profile picture this in like the the tenth person with it
Money can be exchanged for pumpkin
I was in a really weird place with my ex a few months ago where she told me she had feelings for someone else, AND she was moving to the other side of the state(we'd been dating for a year) But within the last 2 weeks of her living in town she wanted to stay with me before she moved away. And I had this constant unsettling anxious feeling, and nothing felt genuine. She even said I love you during that period. I hurt, I was anxious, I was terrified with anticipation about what it would be like without her, and I was in this really fucking weird headspace for two weeks. When I felt like shit I watched these videos, constantly. I ended up binging every single one, and now whenever I hear the intro I get this sort of comforting feeling. Which is completely subjective and circumstancial of course. So thanks for the laughs, knowledge and odd comfort
Hey dude, hope you're doing better now and that you still suck at cooking (yeah you totally do)
"... a medium length cardboard tube and you just wanna give it a little *hhWWWWUUUGHGHGHGHHHHHHH* "
*RRRROOÓÔÖÒØŌÕ0RRÓO0ŌØÕÔÒÖ!!!!!!!¡¡¡!!!iii!!¡¡iii!*
The Depression really shines at the end of the Video, Great Job
That pumpkin hunting scene is so scripted. You can see the wires. Maybe next time you should take your time and actually hunt wild pumpkins instead of staging the hunt for the video.
to be fair wild pumpkin can only be hunted by registered baristas in his state. give the guy a break
itscold were a coat
itscold Okay, it's not easy to catch a wild pumpkin! Cut him some slack!
as a seasoned pumpkin hunter, it's a lot harder than most think. For example, once me and some buddies were hunting pumpkins when we stumbled upon a nest, while we were distracted the mother came back, we barely made it out with our lives but, Todd wasn't so lucky.....
It was actually played backwards I think
“Eating the pumpkin pie of shortcuts”
*uses canned pumpkin*
I did a blind taste test, butternut squash, a pie pumpkin and the can. People liked the can, and the butternut. The pie pumpkin was least liked. Just buy the canned shit. Roasting a squash and pureeing it then draining it over cheesecloth is a pain in the ass
that is because canned pumpkin is made from squash because pumpkin made from pumpkin is something people actually don't like nearly as much and its really stringy, and it's just kind of gross
What if I told you guys that pumpkin is a squash?
Michael Freeman I always preferred the natural pumpkin because you do it yourself.
TheSupremeOne My mom always used those white pumpkins for pumpkin pie and it always tasted better than using canned pumpkin.
2:45 could you recommend us the cleaner that you use for your oven glass, it's magnificent!
Hahahahahahahahaha
Mud gets the job done every time
it's ONION GLASS
He gets the lack of elbow grease from his mom
Organic lemons with a pinch of fair-trade bi(orstraightorgayortransorfluid)carbonate of soda and use an abrasive free range sponge for maximum shame removal.
Thats exactly how my grandma made her pumpkin pie
Mine too... clearly this has to be a Pumpkin Pie Collusion conspiracy around the world!
Maybe she watched this video?
your grandma is his momma
i hope she hunted her own pumpkins, not farmed them
"The season when everything dies" - I like this
He's like Babbish and How to Basic's love child 😂
How to Babbish
@@siyacer how to binge
binging with basics
Exactly what I thought lmao
Babish With Babish
My grandmother once said that you could replace the pumpkins in pumpkin pie with milk (Because we didn't buy enough pumpkin). The answer is... You can't, you can not replace pumpkin with milk.
Wow.
How'd that pumpkin pie flavored soup taste?
Pumpkin pie or pumpkin lie?
Thot Destroyer no thats pumpkin cake.
Cookie Cookie Pumpkin bread?
Thot Destroyer good joke !!!!
Thot Destroyer and
I can't even you make the best videos they never get old, EVER 😂😂😂👍🏼
Well I mean the oldest ones will leave their parents and go to college around 2035. For now they’re about to start preschool.
I swear to god you better invite pimblokto to Thanksgiving!
I always decorate my pumpkin pies with cream according to the precepts of Absurdism: cover the slice in cream, eat the slice, realize that nothing has been achieved as I cover the next one in the exact same fashion, all until it's all over and there is no more pie. I then make an existentially heroic decision to not kill myself.
Yep. You humans have no purpose whatsoever.
Kloaf silly mortal. I have no need of friends or relationships like you humans do, for I am the grand cosmos! All creations abide by my laws.
Jake M. The affairs of you stupid humans keep me humoured enough.
The Universe love doesn't follow your rules punk!
In order to reward yourself for that heroic decision, you can eat another pie. All the math works out!
Pumpkin PIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Tweet the Pie: ctt.ec/adef9
Facebook the Pie: hrefshare.com/d4635
You Suck At Cooking dude the way you made the pumpkin look like it was running towards you is genius!
first
Second
Third
YEEEEEEES NEW VIDEO!!!!!
The amount of effort he puts into every vid is so attractive UGH
" Pumpkin, pumpkin, pumpkin pie!
*Get it in the season where everything dies!* "
i dont like pumpkin pie, but i will still watch the fricc out of it
Nawnii watch yo profanity
never tried pumpkin pie before
You've probably had bad pumpkin pie then. Try making it yourself sometime. The feeling of accomplishing something actually changes the flavor...
Samual Iam, nah my grandma used to make it and stuff, I suppose I'm picky
Nawnii
"don't like pumpkin pie"
Hey
Watch yo langwing
Yes i love catching wild pumkins
Angela Zamora n
2:13 *NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT*
Idk what's better, his editing, his jokes, or his recipes
Pumpkin pie of short cuts
I'll stick to throwing pumpkins off of bridges
Your everywhere
Edit: You’re
UnPhayzable Don’t kill someone driving home.
Inzanity IVE NEVER SEEN HIM IN MY LIFE
Just found you now, your hilarious!
Mix of music, film perfection, jokes, delicious food and originality are out of this world!
"Just out here, trying to come to terms with the fact I've been eating the pumpkin pie of *shortcuts* my whole life."
Spelling out YSAC kinda sounds like "Why? S'easy!"
I'll walk myself out thanks.
Annelie Se. *FACE PALM*
Ahhh I remember two years ago when YSAC was but a wee lass saying fuck a whole bunch until his dad told him not to use so much salta' language
He forgot to mention that only the ripe wild pumpkins include a can of pumpkin purée (because that’s the sack of mating juice)
Just like the fact that you only eat the gonads of sea urchins
Him: Two bagged eggs
Me: *Sees three* ._.
I’m sorry this is really late but the yolk broke open on one of the eggs so it looks like two :)
You should stop drinking
*kinky dora*
That whole grain crust though!! looks legit! I think next pie will be made that way! thanks for all of your culinary knowledge!
np
Sauce Stache you know it's just a joke right
hahahah yes!
Mission India Fit
My
check for the *_w o b v l e_*
The song at the end got my subscription. Freaking breathtaking. I can’t stand up
*Looks at Thumbnail*
Oh! A normal video?
*Half a minute in*
N-nevermind..
My nephew was asking what a rim job is. Now I can show him your video: 3:15 Thanks YSAC!
np
Battlemind ..
First, I like pie too, but aren't the species on the endangered animals list?
Yes but are they really THAT endangered?
You don't care about the pumpkins? Unsubbed
You Suck At Cooking they are so endangered, that i was like “wow thats really endangered.”
Well it's their own damn fault. They made themselves taste delicious. What did they think was going to happen?
Pumpkin run happily towards him
Meanwhile me ...
* Nothing run passionately towards me except bills
Nah, the bills are running away from you, but in reverse.
I love how filthy your oven is. Makes me realize i can make what you can make.
Yayy, you're almost at a million subscribers...so happy for you! Finally getting the recognition you deserve!
1:50 when he tasted the spices I laughed so hard 😂😂😂
the intro always gets me, i gotta sing along!
Pumpkin,pumpkin,pumpkin, pie, get in the season where everything dies,shove it in your face and try not to cry when you eat that pumpin pumpkin pie,my heart is sunk an shoulders thump because I can get enough pumpkin PIE,PIE,PIE,PIE!
I don't have an oven and I lost my wonderful Mother in April. I think I'll drink this holiday season. A lot.
Sorry for your loss. Take care of yourself.
Still drinking?
Dont
Ah I know that feeling my friend
That's why we have vodka komerade
Mr Incognito
I know how you feel
I also drink my holidays
out of an infinity mug I stole from thanos
This dude is seriously talented
"Crusticles"
"Crustinity"
Omfg yes
Made this for new years eve, and it was delicious! Thank you!
I'm in love with the fanbase that this channel congregates
These videos are so silly and brilliant. I didn't know how much I needed this in my life. Thanks YSAC!
Thank YOU.
That song at the end. I need that in my life every day... Piiiee!
I love the energy of this Channel
I usually shame my pumpkin pie filling until it builds up a thick skin. All the built up emotions make for a wonderful thanksgiving dessert.
This has everything, wildlife, magic, a touch of drama, singing.....
and cooking.
I just found ur channel and after a bad day this made me feel a million times better thank u so much
I’m so happy a video from this channel was in my recommendations. I love this channel.
Love working with while pumpkins
While Pumpkins are the type Cinderella had. They're hard to work with after midnight.
my pumpkin didn't have a can in it am I doing something wrong
_Obviously._ You slaughtered it while it was too young. When the gourmands talk about "pumpkin veal", they mean meat from pumpkins slaughtered just _after_ weaning (not before), which, coincidentally, is around the same time the can fully solidifies.
The stuff you have is _edible,_ I guess, but I'm sure it's _also_ super messy and anything you make with it won't taste as fancy as you might've otherwise hoped.
I love these guys episodes. It’s like you don’t know what you’re ever gonna get.
Please upload more often I need this in my life
I’ve been watching you since you were a pretty new channel. My favorite episode was corn on the cob but this was a close one too. My dad Dusty has you added on Snapchat and I think that’s awesome because most channels don’t do that kind of stuff
Oh yeah! Dusty is a good guy!
you have seriously blown up dude been watching from the start. congrats! and well deserved, quality content.
These just get better and better
my partner introduced me to this channel yesterday and I'm astounded I never knew of it before. their dry delivery is *chef's kiss* perfect.
Wassup ma dood. I’m totally going to try that whole grain bread technique for my crust. I’m trying to watch my figure.
Excellent. You're already losing weight just thinking about it.
Just make sure you don't end up eating the whole pie in one sitting, then stumble out of the kitchen in a semi drunken rage, letting the tears of gluttony and shame spill down your blubbery cheeks.
I didn't know there was a pumpkin call! I always had issues chasing and catching those fast buggers!
this is my fav channel oml
Love the guitar melody at the end!
OMG YOU MADE TRENDING CONGRATS DUDE!!!!
No pumpkins were harmed in this video
All of the pumpkins were harmed in this video
Bro this guy just makes everything funny
I laughed so hard at the whipped cream part! "The volcano", LOL.
“So we’re gonna use 2 1/4 teaspoons of pumpkin spice.” 😂😂😂
0:09
there. you've seen it all..
this guy ist just the greatest person I know on youtube.
I love your videos so much, please don't stop doing you
Why is this my favorite channel. Whangjangle is my new favorite thing ... Thank u
What does pumpkin pie even taste like...
*Pie.*
Micah A. oranges
Crisp autumn bliss mixed with the pureed souls of a handful of those demon children you hear screaming in every store from now till the end of the year
Micah A. Like pumpkin and spices and cream and sugar in a pie shell. Preferably with home made whipped cream on top. No 🍒 on top. That would interfere with the whole space-time continuum.
A very good looking girl's butt hole
2:02 Close your eyes... *and listen*
Shit , IT IS SHIT 😂😂
Reminds me of my old friend Diarrhoea
UnPhayzable z
Rain
UnPhayzable 🖕
I reallly love the editing
A few years back I put two pumpkins on our front porch as a bit of Fall decoration, the next day when I got home from work the pumpkins were on the front lawn, destroyed and eaten by our goats that had gotten out of their pen. All that was left were a couple of stems and some pulpy seeds. Oh, the carnage!
moist meter rising
Aww what a cute pumpkin puppy
And so soft.
I'm sure when he's older his mom will be an awesome grandmother to his sister's kids
Of which is the weird Uncle
Before you watch the video..... skip to 3:40
Finally, a normal guy cooking! This is a cooking show I can watch! Love it!
Yess I was womdering when was gonna be the next time you go on chasing ingredients in the forest.
Loved that pumpkin song at the end
This is one of the most hilarious cooking channels that I’ve ever seen in my life! I’m subbing :P