Candied Walnuts - You Suck at Cooking (episode 83)

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  • Опубликовано: 24 янв 2025

Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @redstonecreator8360
    @redstonecreator8360 6 лет назад +9010

    This has higher production quality than it should

    • @baileyerinsmith4680
      @baileyerinsmith4680 5 лет назад +44

      Lmao right??! Hahaha

    • @stevenbotwin
      @stevenbotwin 5 лет назад +32

      Redstone Creator it’s a masterpiece, what are you talking about))

    • @itachi7243456
      @itachi7243456 5 лет назад +10

      LMAO that is a huge fact

    • @fordictionclass
      @fordictionclass 5 лет назад +28

      But not as high as it deserves.

    • @varia2354
      @varia2354 5 лет назад +5

      @Collin Mccracken Shhh this is a calm and quiet discussion.

  • @post9881
    @post9881 6 лет назад +2534

    This guy just turn his cooking show into a movie. We are thousand steps behind.

    • @amp4105
      @amp4105 5 лет назад +14

      watch his egg videos

    • @TheKingOfSoup
      @TheKingOfSoup 5 лет назад +8

      YAAAASS the eggs

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 5 лет назад +2

      I just wanted to inform you that you are at 777 likes

    • @alicelu5691
      @alicelu5691 5 лет назад +2

      when you ask guys cook....

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 5 лет назад +2

      @@alicelu5691 I'm sorry that really doesnt make a ton of sense like I'm damn well not this funny when I cook. I just make good food lol

  • @alexy206
    @alexy206 6 лет назад +7943

    No wonder my cand nuts always turnt out wrong! I forgot to abandon my best friend. Thanks YSAC!

    • @riku751
      @riku751 6 лет назад +14

      Alex Y nice grammar

    • @The_Mang
      @The_Mang 6 лет назад +318

      @@riku751 Just saying "nice grammar" in it of itself isn't very good grammar. You didn't even take the time of day to place a period at the end of your sentence, so please, take an English lesson before calling people out on their English.

    • @bucket6585
      @bucket6585 6 лет назад +37

      @@The_Mang Its so unnatural seeing all those marks whatever you call them

    • @The_Mang
      @The_Mang 6 лет назад +80

      @@bucket6585 Punctuation? It's a normal thing I thought.

    • @kingbeathhh8879
      @kingbeathhh8879 6 лет назад +39

      @@The_Mang they we're just making a joke.

  • @CheeseYourself
    @CheeseYourself 4 года назад +2918

    imagine walking home from school, and turning and seeing a man with a pair of reach-extenders say "you can be here", before packing up and leaving

    • @s.c.p-foundation6923
      @s.c.p-foundation6923 4 года назад +16

      No coments? I will do the homours then.

    • @lazyperfectionist3978
      @lazyperfectionist3978 4 года назад +45

      @@s.c.p-foundation6923 - considering how you fucked up "honours", you're doing a great job

    • @s.c.p-foundation6923
      @s.c.p-foundation6923 4 года назад +24

      @@lazyperfectionist3978 Thamk you my conrade

    • @Bananaman-nm8rj
      @Bananaman-nm8rj 4 года назад +2

      He used a green screen I think

    • @davidhou2627
      @davidhou2627 4 года назад +18

      @@Bananaman-nm8rj It really doesn't look like it because of the lighting on his hand

  • @adaharrisonn
    @adaharrisonn 6 лет назад +2544

    He's wangjangled all of our hearts.

  • @Huhhhhhhhhh-1
    @Huhhhhhhhhh-1 6 лет назад +815

    When I saw this video length I realized something was wrong. Candied Walnuts shouldn't need 10 mins of explanation. Now I realize why it was so long.
    I came for the Walnuts. I stayed for the beauty. Get this man an Oscar

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 6 лет назад

      Lol

    • @thecarefaker8585
      @thecarefaker8585 5 лет назад +2

      I thought that either it took really long to make these, or that he would do multiple varieties of candied walnuts,

  • @ohhnoheshooot5641
    @ohhnoheshooot5641 5 лет назад +5002

    The cinematography of the pimblocto scene was actually amazing.

    • @YourSybariticWren
      @YourSybariticWren 5 лет назад +11

      Ohh no he's hooot ikr

    • @FUBARGunpla
      @FUBARGunpla 5 лет назад +7

      Yeah actually though hahah

    • @Leo-zd1nx
      @Leo-zd1nx 4 года назад +8

      Pimblokto*

    • @its_Vampyre
      @its_Vampyre 4 года назад +4

      He's great at filming and editing but he's on crack 98% of the time

    • @kayagorzan
      @kayagorzan 2 года назад

      Absolutely

  • @santipiedra1966
    @santipiedra1966 4 года назад +1002

    Was so invested in the story that I forgot that I searched for candy walnuts because I was high

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  4 года назад +227

      hahahaha

    • @Kazer.2
      @Kazer.2 4 года назад +25

      @@yousuckatcooking much respect for you good sir, replying to a comment with only 5 likes on a year old video

    • @ChaseMcCain81
      @ChaseMcCain81 3 года назад +5

      @@yousuckatcooking, lololol

    • @matthiasdupont1163
      @matthiasdupont1163 2 года назад

      @cyn thats because he was high

    • @evan.norwalkcalifornia562
      @evan.norwalkcalifornia562 2 года назад +2

      😂Bro...I was just thinking that ..then I found ur comment...🤯🤯

  • @leekuanlewis8926
    @leekuanlewis8926 5 лет назад +3817

    This man really got me feeling sad for a robot spatula thingy .....poor pimblokto

  • @the375show2
    @the375show2 5 лет назад +9537

    Imagine you're taking a hike in the mountains, and you some dude with a camera talking to himself while walking spatulas

    • @highskiilol3151
      @highskiilol3151 5 лет назад +609

      He's not talking to himself, he's talking to Pimblokto

    • @fwecha
      @fwecha 5 лет назад +383

      *wangjanglers

    • @gaNull
      @gaNull 5 лет назад +76

      Wangjanglers

    • @cheez4233
      @cheez4233 5 лет назад +64

      *wangjanglers

    • @cheez4233
      @cheez4233 5 лет назад +22

      dang it someone beat me to it

  • @The1AndOnlyGoldenboy
    @The1AndOnlyGoldenboy 6 лет назад +1349

    I laughed, I cried, I had an allergic reaction to the walnuts. It's everything I needed and more.

  • @darrylwhitefeather207
    @darrylwhitefeather207 5 лет назад +6403

    Why is a video about candied walnuts 10 minutes long?
    ...
    Oh, I see

    • @abc6568
      @abc6568 4 года назад +47

      Basic Pigeon 9:59 long

    • @gameboy-nq7je
      @gameboy-nq7je 4 года назад +129

      imagine some really just trying to look up a recepie for candied walnuts and than comming across this XD

    • @mikeh4551
      @mikeh4551 4 года назад +69

      @@gameboy-nq7je at leat the life story is at the end of the recipe and not the beginning like every pinterest type recipe site ever made

    • @godofdeathbright1076
      @godofdeathbright1076 4 года назад +1

      I am 1000 like

    • @nataliedrain8022
      @nataliedrain8022 4 года назад +3

      Pimblokto

  • @renkity8464
    @renkity8464 6 лет назад +8603

    I came for walnuts, but I stayed for Pimblokto.

  • @jkmiel7842
    @jkmiel7842 6 лет назад +777

    I just wanted to know how to make candied walnuts, why am I crying?

    • @mc1412007
      @mc1412007 6 лет назад +13

      Cuz pimblocto had a poison berry and now is in the first stages of becoming skynet. He killed out fearless cooking master and had his first taste of blood. Its a sad sad situation

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 6 лет назад +3

      Not the best place to find out how to make candies walnuts tho.

    • @Feleciapink22
      @Feleciapink22 6 лет назад +4

      You must be new here. Try watching the egg cop storyline in all the egg recipe videos 😂

  • @ziiichu
    @ziiichu 6 лет назад +548

    "sugar is a liquid which at room temperature is ice"
    you just blew my mind

    • @robopecha
      @robopecha 6 лет назад +11

      i had to pause to think about this. little did i know at this point how much more amazing this video would get.

    • @rileybenedict1804
      @rileybenedict1804 6 лет назад +5

      Its not really ice though, just crystals

    • @tom_something
      @tom_something 6 лет назад +2

      It's not the actual reason. I think he said that just to be funny. When sugar is heated, a number of things contribute to its liquification.

  • @QuicklyFast
    @QuicklyFast 5 лет назад +5586

    "Sugar is a liquid that at room temperature is ice" I've never heard something that sounds so incorrect but is actually correct in my life.

    • @shortcakeliccuptea2644
      @shortcakeliccuptea2644 4 года назад +125

      it made me agree with him even though i knew it was wrong

    • @jennifercavenee7572
      @jennifercavenee7572 4 года назад +171

      It's technically true of all solids and now I need to go take a long, hard look at everything I ever thought was real.

    • @QuicklyFast
      @QuicklyFast 4 года назад +43

      @@jennifercavenee7572 Yep, imagine how I felt, my peanut brain went into a boot loop

    • @oinksterpork4778
      @oinksterpork4778 4 года назад +8

      sugar isn't ice right?

    • @boiboiboi703
      @boiboiboi703 4 года назад +7

      TijmenV... do I have to break the news to you?

  • @DJFaNaTiiC
    @DJFaNaTiiC 6 лет назад +719

    My favorite black mirror episode so far

  • @Emily-yz9zd
    @Emily-yz9zd 6 лет назад +730

    The reason for the gap between the last video and this one is that YSAC had to travel the world getting all those dramatic landscape shots by carrying robot parts up mountains

  • @BBQGuys
    @BBQGuys 6 лет назад +6597

    200% on Rotten Tomatoes

  • @blancisthecreative
    @blancisthecreative 4 года назад +649

    I am glad that out of all the candied walnut recipes, I chose to watch this one.

  • @mr.g9931
    @mr.g9931 6 лет назад +2487

    When you come for the Walnuts but you stay for the underlying plotline.

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  6 лет назад +588

      Your first mistake was coming for the walnuts.

    • @henrygutierrez3243
      @henrygutierrez3243 6 лет назад +29

      @@yousuckatcooking I came for you actually. I needed something to look forward to today.

    • @fish7165
      @fish7165 4 года назад +11

      @@yousuckatcooking hi dad

    • @Jaaa24
      @Jaaa24 3 года назад +6

      @@yousuckatcooking do more vids bout pimblokto

  • @smurfettisa6673
    @smurfettisa6673 6 лет назад +818

    Imagine seeing some one just carry around pincers and spatulas and just walking around with them in the middle of a desert

    • @GrapplingHookJones
      @GrapplingHookJones 6 лет назад +9

      Smurfett is about a 6 | it would be crazy to see a working sentient robot

    • @alliegator716
      @alliegator716 6 лет назад +12

      What are you talking about? That’s pemblocto... right? 🥺

    • @completelydrainu
      @completelydrainu 6 лет назад

      @@alliegator716 That's not
      Even close to how you spell it

    • @melissam8099
      @melissam8099 6 лет назад

      Smurfett is about a 6 😂😂

    • @Khaujii
      @Khaujii 6 лет назад +1

      @@completelydrainu PIMBLOKTO

  • @sergioarvizu2972
    @sergioarvizu2972 6 лет назад +2479

    he must have gone to film school. those angles are crisp. also imagine him just running around in the middle of scenic views with a camera.

    • @deroytanaka
      @deroytanaka 6 лет назад +188

      That's just a normal vacation 😂 It's imagine him running around scenic views with a camera and wang-janglers that would be weird

    • @anhherrick8704
      @anhherrick8704 6 лет назад +90

      A camera, 2 spatulas, and 2 pincher thingies

    • @sergioarvizu2972
      @sergioarvizu2972 6 лет назад +17

      deroytanaka it’s sexy

    • @sergioarvizu2972
      @sergioarvizu2972 6 лет назад +6

      dick trickle i know it made my dick trickle lol

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 6 лет назад +2

      As crisp as some of his food

  • @DontReferToMe24
    @DontReferToMe24 4 года назад +4873

    Somebody probably came here to learn how to make candied walnuts.

    • @alliyahjanecaelestis1512
      @alliyahjanecaelestis1512 4 года назад +160

      but not us.... not us

    • @yimeizhou6646
      @yimeizhou6646 4 года назад +45

      With the exception of 1.4 million people, of course. Otherwise yeah I think you're right

    • @nhwf6736
      @nhwf6736 4 года назад +173

      I came here for a recipe but I got whatever the fuck pimblockto was and I'm not dissatisfied with what I've witnessed if anything I'm honored GOD gave me the opportunity to view this masterpiece of cinema

    • @yimeizhou6646
      @yimeizhou6646 4 года назад +1

      @Potato Chip yus

    • @idiotpringles6924
      @idiotpringles6924 4 года назад +1

      pfft what an idiot

  • @natelabine4308
    @natelabine4308 6 лет назад +329

    My mom - "Boy I really love that Binging with Babish, but I wish there was a similiar show but with more disco music and cocaine in the writers room!"
    Me - "Mom great news."

    • @bexa7942
      @bexa7942 6 лет назад +1

      Are you proud of me yet mom!?!

  • @50_tallmice
    @50_tallmice 6 лет назад +1224

    Cooking is more dramatic than I remember

    • @lessoriginal
      @lessoriginal 6 лет назад +27

      Well that's because you suck at cooking

    • @StaffSgtGravy
      @StaffSgtGravy 6 лет назад +1

      I remember it this way, for sure

    • @zeeturtle9664
      @zeeturtle9664 6 лет назад

      Ya were no longer stuffing your face if ya know what I mean

    • @peszek8405
      @peszek8405 6 лет назад

      Watch shokugeki no soma, thats some dramatic cooking

    • @MissTots
      @MissTots 6 лет назад +1

      Well last I checked paper bags cant talk

  • @xWhiteRice
    @xWhiteRice 6 лет назад +1814

    do you ever just leave your dying friend on your garage floor bc same

    • @ede.s
      @ede.s 5 лет назад +2

      1 comment 1.2 k likes

  • @MedicFromTF2_REAL
    @MedicFromTF2_REAL 5 лет назад +926

    "Woaahhhh, my feet look like Wangjanglers!" I'M DEAD

  • @vipsy6270
    @vipsy6270 5 лет назад +1578

    How in the world did I get emotional over the third clip I watched from this guy on youtube,supposedly about walnuts,turned into a drama thriller movie about two spatulas with a name that I can’t even pronounce

    • @PeacefulPeteable
      @PeacefulPeteable 5 лет назад +58

      I love pimblokto.

    • @ai00436
      @ai00436 5 лет назад +23

      (Pim)(block)(to)

    • @cristianestrada5381
      @cristianestrada5381 5 лет назад +24

      If you put on the captions he says "pin-block-doe" haha
      The captions have extra gems in them too lol

    • @CandiedTea
      @CandiedTea 4 года назад

      pimp-lock-toe

    • @10izfrk
      @10izfrk 4 года назад +1

      I feel inexplicably sad as well :O

  • @henryhayden9106
    @henryhayden9106 6 лет назад +2627

    These videos are progressively moving further away from cooking tutorials and I love it

    • @ferencmajoros5687
      @ferencmajoros5687 6 лет назад +42

      And not that howtobasic way

    • @WrathFX
      @WrathFX 6 лет назад +5

      @@ferencmajoros5687 howtobasic is good.

    • @dang5003
      @dang5003 6 лет назад +1

      Your at 666 likes

    • @kitkatkittyidk4427
      @kitkatkittyidk4427 6 лет назад

      Henry Hayden yes but I also love the food so I hope they don’t change

    • @kacperkobuc9582
      @kacperkobuc9582 6 лет назад

      I know right? Like, it's not even 2 minutes out of 10 and he's already done with the cooking

  • @pinkysaurusrawr
    @pinkysaurusrawr 6 лет назад +5374

    my god the effort of getting all those scenic shots for this video I love this channel so damn much. thanks for the always wonderful, thoughtful, bizarre, and unique content, ysac, hope the adventures were incredible

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  6 лет назад +225

      Thank you so much

    • @BigBootyBatman
      @BigBootyBatman 6 лет назад +21

      You Suck At Cooking did u head out to these places just for the content or was it vacation too?

    • @ChristopherMeadors
      @ChristopherMeadors 6 лет назад +69

      I went from, "ha, he spilled the sugar by mistake, and turned it into a bit."
      To, "ha, he went on vacation by mistake and turned it into a bit?"

    • @reggie8370
      @reggie8370 6 лет назад +2

      I miss the robot :(

    • @RRBuilder611
      @RRBuilder611 6 лет назад +7

      Nick Gurz ITS NAME IS PIMBLOKTO

  • @ShadowWizard666
    @ShadowWizard666 3 года назад +190

    Pimblokto didnt need to be in that toxic relationship, im glad he is where he is now

  • @nautilus2116
    @nautilus2116 6 лет назад +544

    "My feet look like wang-janglers" Put that on a T-shirt.

  • @castsmith6783
    @castsmith6783 6 лет назад +583

    when a youtube video has more production quality than a movie

    • @kittenbath6630
      @kittenbath6630 6 лет назад +2

      I mean it’s much shorter than a movie so that helps

    • @yugene-lee
      @yugene-lee 6 лет назад

      (Justice League)

  • @elliotttran680
    @elliotttran680 6 лет назад +3949

    This crazy man stopped the video 1 second short of 10 minutes I love him

    • @vittoprince
      @vittoprince 5 лет назад +16

      no replies? damn

    • @applesaregoodeatings
      @applesaregoodeatings 5 лет назад +68

      fyi, the ten minutes thing is just about getting mid roll ads. Like If Someone made a video over 10 minutes then they can still choose not to put ads in the middle of it. and as long as they choose not to then they wont make any extra money

    • @Owbe1
      @Owbe1 5 лет назад +10

      Jacob_Orth1 I was gonna clown but you don’t deserve it

    • @sandybrown3373
      @sandybrown3373 5 лет назад +1

      Monsters

    • @myathefuckingtankengine7295
      @myathefuckingtankengine7295 5 лет назад +1

      @@Owbe1 Why does he need to know then?

  • @beajustbeaisfinethanku4757
    @beajustbeaisfinethanku4757 4 года назад +206

    Pimblokto can be here, in my heart.

  • @courtney_conroy
    @courtney_conroy 6 лет назад +566

    This turned into "how to make candied nuts" to "tragic story of a friendship between a spatula robot and youtuber".

    • @codydusterhoft3442
      @codydusterhoft3442 6 лет назад +35

      Wangjangler robot*

    • @Bungusmcbean
      @Bungusmcbean 6 лет назад +14

      Pimblokto*

    • @ekofx
      @ekofx 6 лет назад +8

      courtney conroy spatula? never heard of it, i only use wangjanglers

    • @sinixe9073
      @sinixe9073 6 лет назад +4

      What is a spatula can you eat it? I only know wangjanglers

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 6 лет назад

      Oof

  • @leecannon5680
    @leecannon5680 6 лет назад +911

    I am to emotionally involved in this damn cooking show

  • @reneebrady8389
    @reneebrady8389 6 лет назад +1050

    So deep....so very deep..in this episode, YSAC explores the very depths of friendship, the love, the betrayal and, at the end, the growth and strength one needs to escape the very chains that bind us together...and cand walnuts

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  6 лет назад +68

      I barely had time to scratch the surface of walnut relationships.

    • @reneebrady8389
      @reneebrady8389 6 лет назад +12

      @@yousuckatcooking isn't that always the greatest tragedy in life? So many walnut relationships, never enough time for scratching.... sigh....

    • @Name-jl5nb
      @Name-jl5nb 6 лет назад +1

      Im amazed

    • @reneebrady8389
      @reneebrady8389 6 лет назад +1

      @@Name-jl5nb completely understandable, very few things in life are as rich and complex as the relationships we, as mere mortals, have with cand walnuts...the added Shakespearean tale that we experienced of a man growing distant from his childhood friend, Pimblano, takes us on a journey that, unless prepared for it, can open our eyes to the inevitable march of time..ever onward..ever onward..and we can never reclaim the loves from our youth...Amazed..I concur perigrin_falcon, I too am amazed.

  • @shyshydrake3730
    @shyshydrake3730 4 года назад +99

    I'm so happy for Pimblokto, YSAC didn't deserve such a wholesome robot.

  • @narwhalthepilot
    @narwhalthepilot 6 лет назад +372

    I’m not crying.... I’m just..... allergic to sadness.....

  • @GameWorks12
    @GameWorks12 6 лет назад +1393

    Ok. So this is the first time me watching this channel and I was like oh this is cool subbed. Then I see that flashback and see the video isn’t even close to done and I realize this is going in a direction I was not expecting at all. Top 10 plot twist of my life.

    • @janzen255
      @janzen255 6 лет назад +32

      you need to watch the egg videos

    • @GameWorks12
      @GameWorks12 6 лет назад +21

      Janzen Aguilar-Nelson yeah. I've watched every video of his like 12 times. I've been thoroughly put up to date

    • @janzen255
      @janzen255 6 лет назад +12

      @@GameWorks12 I envy being able to discover his videos again for the first time hahah

    • @pastabad4939
      @pastabad4939 6 лет назад +2

      GameWorks12 you have to watch the other videos like the egg crime bits the other pimblockto videos he does a lot of weird things

    • @redbyrom2254
      @redbyrom2254 5 лет назад

      Yeah he does weird shit like this all the time it's great :)

  • @TheBl0rp
    @TheBl0rp 6 лет назад +1275

    So you brought Pimblokto back only to kick him out again? :(

    • @mcoccorvus2575
      @mcoccorvus2575 5 лет назад

      Im ur 1000th like 😂

    • @parmesean_
      @parmesean_ 5 лет назад +3

      @@toxic_pain2117 dont read the comments before watching the vid

  • @lala-kc3br
    @lala-kc3br 5 лет назад +491

    Why isn't anyone talking about the
    "Hello"
    "caw"

  • @RandomMilkSauce
    @RandomMilkSauce 6 лет назад +715

    Never tought 2 wangjanglers could bring me to tears

  • @neiruontime__
    @neiruontime__ 6 лет назад +431

    Shut down RUclips it's all downhill from this masterpiece

  • @kelsey4829
    @kelsey4829 6 лет назад +393

    When I thought that Plimblokto was going to jump I was like, "pimbLOKTO NOOOOOOO"

  • @cameronolson4553
    @cameronolson4553 4 года назад +140

    I found this channel a few days ago and assumed it was just a fun place for dry humor. How did I stumble upon the most complex emotional narrative this website has to offer?

  • @dopandasreadbooks6039
    @dopandasreadbooks6039 6 лет назад +563

    I hope the Netflix adaptation stays close to the source material no way can they mess with the Pimblokto story.

    • @GabyGibson
      @GabyGibson 6 лет назад +4

      Wait, what?

    • @thetrashtrain3774
      @thetrashtrain3774 6 лет назад +13

      Do Pandas Read Books? Ikr. This is such a classic they can’t ruin it.

    • @robopecha
      @robopecha 6 лет назад +1

      this makes me scared.

    • @dandanthedandan7558
      @dandanthedandan7558 6 лет назад +18

      Shut up, the manga is better. In here they skipped the Rise of SkyNet arc and jumped off immediately to our lord Pimblokto driving around in his car made of human bones.

    • @CrowT23
      @CrowT23 6 лет назад +4

      They'll hire Rob Schneider as Pimblokto.
      Rated Pg 13.

  • @jon8833
    @jon8833 6 лет назад +595

    How To Make Candied Walnuts.
    Step1: Melt Sugar
    Step2: Toss Walnut into sugar mix
    Step3: Travel US
    Step4: Forget about your candied walnuts

  • @franconotti1129
    @franconotti1129 6 лет назад +530

    This man could do an actual movie and I'd gladly watch it.
    About 14 times.

  • @cupofoil8351
    @cupofoil8351 4 года назад +64

    The way the show presents itself comedically makes it so much more memorable than any high budget food network series.

  • @TheCatVtuber
    @TheCatVtuber 6 лет назад +322

    It boggles my mind how this man wasn't on RUclips Rewind.

    • @bunworu
      @bunworu 6 лет назад +24

      duyhung 2h if he was he wouldn’t part of the worst thing in RUclips history so uh I’m happy he wasn’t lol

    • @CH-ps9fm
      @CH-ps9fm 6 лет назад +13

      Then people would see his face

    • @TheCatVtuber
      @TheCatVtuber 6 лет назад

      @@CH-ps9fm That is a good thing, don't you want to see his handsome face?

    • @Gary_Johnson
      @Gary_Johnson 6 лет назад

      you mean you didn't see the spatula when they were eating food in that place?

    • @karlraventuason
      @karlraventuason 6 лет назад +2

      @@Gary_Johnson ahem wangjangler

  • @calebmichael7105
    @calebmichael7105 6 лет назад +894

    When you realize that a video about cooking nuts turned into a tragic love story between a guy and a robot made out of wangjanglers

  • @booper1896
    @booper1896 6 лет назад +492

    If this is your first episode of watching him, you are probably very confused

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  6 лет назад +108

      We can only hope.

    • @Pointyy
      @Pointyy 6 лет назад +2

      @@yousuckatcooking he replied

    • @RedBishop_
      @RedBishop_ 6 лет назад +8

      confused, but intrigued.

    • @LauraHuysamen
      @LauraHuysamen 6 лет назад +5

      First episode of YSAC in years. Can confirm - am very confused.

    • @gio1884
      @gio1884 6 лет назад +1

      You Suck At Cooking this happened to be my first time watching your channel

  • @thekatalexander
    @thekatalexander 3 года назад +113

    *takes a trip to the Grand Canyon with his friends*
    “Dude.... what is that contraption”
    “Uh it’s for a video”

  • @ardentulent
    @ardentulent 6 лет назад +181

    is this the end of pimblokto?
    this has got to be the overall most dramatic and heart-wrenching film of 2018, and probably the best film series ever

    • @njohnny0311
      @njohnny0311 6 лет назад

      And now we wait for the finishing of the murdered egg arc of the show

  • @prcld
    @prcld 5 лет назад +3089

    “By the time the sugar gets this amber color you’re gonna add the walnuts, which you do by adding the walnuts”
    I live for this kind of instruction

    • @adrianrojas3929
      @adrianrojas3929 4 года назад +1

      No replies until now

    • @prcld
      @prcld 4 года назад +2

      @@adrianrojas3929 cmon dude

    • @JKFitz
      @JKFitz 4 года назад

      Yes me too !!! Only wish baking were that easy lmbo

    • @youtubedislikebutton983
      @youtubedislikebutton983 4 года назад +3

      when you need to hit a word count in an essay

    • @tiff8346
      @tiff8346 3 года назад

      Hv u seen binging with babish? Or Joshua Weissman?

  • @leg4317
    @leg4317 6 лет назад +453

    I came here to learn how to make candied walnuts.
    I ended up having a robot get high on berries.

  • @gex4913
    @gex4913 4 года назад +97

    Why am I crying about a robot with spatula legs in a video for making fridgin' cand nuts.

  • @TheUntam3d
    @TheUntam3d 5 лет назад +2336

    This channel feels like the old youtube when it used to be original content creation. I love it

    • @Antonio-xq2hg
      @Antonio-xq2hg 4 года назад +23

      oh that's so fucking true wtf

    • @hongseng3670
      @hongseng3670 4 года назад +7

      Antonio Dear RUclips,
      F**k you.

    • @MrBiswas123
      @MrBiswas123 4 года назад +17

      Exactly ...now yt is filled with challenges and roast videos !

    • @numbereightyseven
      @numbereightyseven 4 года назад +17

      @@MrBiswas123 not if you search and explore the right way. I have a surprisingly healthy relationship with youtube, because I work hard at it, have good personal boundaries, and can say "no".

    • @walterbrunswick
      @walterbrunswick 3 года назад +4

      2015 was a rough year

  • @gemaimapoole1005
    @gemaimapoole1005 5 лет назад +312

    **drops sugar**
    *”NO”*
    “i mean yes :)”

  • @user-zk8nm4tm1y
    @user-zk8nm4tm1y 6 лет назад +202

    "Once the sugar gets to this Amber colour, you're ready to add the walnuts,
    *which we do by adding the walnuts"*
    genius.

    • @manasakaguchi
      @manasakaguchi 6 лет назад +1

      T-that's the difficult part of making candied walnuts

  • @huntermccarraher8935
    @huntermccarraher8935 4 года назад +321

    Why does this have more emotion than the Disney remakes

  • @kyledilbert6424
    @kyledilbert6424 6 лет назад +2425

    The story if Pimblokto so far:
    Pimblokto is created by a young version of the protagonist,
    At some point, the protagonist grows up and invests in a cooking channel on RUclips. Pimblokto tries to join in by sneaking into videos, but his lack of cooking skills leads to the protagonist banning him from the kitchen.
    They have a falling out, and Pimblokto is kicked out.
    A few months later, the protagonist regrets his action and goes out to find Pimblokto. He finds Pimblokto dying in an old shelter the two made as children, Pimblokto “dies” reaching for the protagonist’s hand, and his corpse is stored in the center of the garage.
    Pimblokto seemingly wakes up from his death, which turned out to be a coma, he hotwires himself to gain energy, and sneaks into the house. Protagonist finds out when he looks at spilled sugar, which has pimblokto’s footprints on it.
    Protagonist finds Pimblokto in the attic, and, being unable to care for him, tries to set him out to explore the world. The protagonist drives Pimblokto to the Grand Canyon, says his goodbyes, and leaves him there.
    Pimblokto rejects being left, and eats a berry which gives him a newfound confidence in himself, as well as a resent for the protagonist. he burns a picture of the kitchen he was banned from, and sets out to find the protagonist
    The protagonist is attacked by Pimblokto while throwing away old drawings of him and Pimblokto from his childhood, while the protagonist isn’t injured, the drawing of Pimblokto and the protagonist is halfway burnt , showing only the protagonist. Pimblokto says goodbye to the protagonist one last time, before stealing his car and driving across the American desert, his fate unknown.

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  6 лет назад +857

      Very. Fucking. Well. Done. Only thing wrong is Pimblokto could always shoot lasers. The desert berry just helped him to find himself and his confidence.

    • @kyledilbert6424
      @kyledilbert6424 6 лет назад +190

      You Suck At Cooking forgive my mistake. Cooker daddy.

    • @elh7149
      @elh7149 6 лет назад +37

      How does this have just two likes ; - ; this is too much effort to just go to waste
      Edit: I'm leaving this comment here for posterity. There was once I time when this comment had two likes, and I just want people to know that XD

    • @deathmetalpotato
      @deathmetalpotato 6 лет назад +24

      Kyle Dilbert Official canon

    • @deathmetalpotato
      @deathmetalpotato 6 лет назад +14

      Kyle Dilbert Can we get an episode list of all the Pimblokto appearances in sequence

  • @jonesg2357
    @jonesg2357 6 лет назад +519

    look at my boi making it 9:59 so nobody can say he milked it to ten minutes for ads thats a good guy brian move

    • @Flamableninja
      @Flamableninja 6 лет назад +6

      Good guy Greg* :)

    • @Franz.
      @Franz. 6 лет назад +75

      But i want him to make that youtube money :/

    • @jonesg2357
      @jonesg2357 6 лет назад +4

      xX_Gabe_Xx me too but he’s being humble I guess lol

    • @jonesg2357
      @jonesg2357 6 лет назад

      Joseph Cutler i didn’t know his name lol

    • @robopecha
      @robopecha 6 лет назад +1

      well, in my email notification it says 10:00.

  • @Leffker
    @Leffker 6 лет назад +395

    This is the first video of this channel, I've seen, and I expected something remotely to "How To Basics's" style. But not this intense cinematographic masterwork. Wow! That was awesome and incredibly interesting to watch.

  • @jnsjy8644
    @jnsjy8644 4 года назад +73

    Imagine going to those places and finding pimblokto footprints or the circle with his hand outline

  • @MrApple-yw9vp
    @MrApple-yw9vp 6 лет назад +1543

    The saddest Christmas Special I've seen.

  • @boxbo7926
    @boxbo7926 6 лет назад +210

    You’re so good at drama and tension and story telling wtf

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  6 лет назад +21

      Thank you

    • @BonoG99
      @BonoG99 6 лет назад +4

      That's what i was thinking, I know hr does it for fun but I bet if he would try he could be better than some Hollywood people

  • @kimjongtoosoon8990
    @kimjongtoosoon8990 6 лет назад +94

    This one video has more lore than the entire star wars series

  • @akemi8633
    @akemi8633 5 лет назад +118

    "youre ready to add the walnuts,by adding the walnuts"
    every 60 seconds in africa,a minute passes

    • @desertsmeagol7073
      @desertsmeagol7073 3 года назад +1

      The floor here is made out of floor

    • @January1983_1
      @January1983_1 3 года назад +2

      I dont want to ruin the joke but technically its every 61 seconds a minute passes because when 60 seconds pass, its not yet a minute because the 60th second hasn't passed yet.
      Sorry if this doesn't make much sense.

    • @taggamer335
      @taggamer335 3 года назад +1

      @@January1983_1 So by that logic, 1 second isn't 1 second? Because the 1st second hasn't passed yet. One minute is 60 seconds, not 61.

    • @January1983_1
      @January1983_1 3 года назад +1

      @@taggamer335 no, one second is one second. But, OP said one minutes *_passes_* , not the amount of time a minute has

    • @taggamer335
      @taggamer335 3 года назад +1

      @@January1983_1 quote from OP "when 60 seconds pass, its not yet a minute because the 60th second hasn't passed yet". OP said 60 seconds is not a minute. Notice how OP says "when 60 seconds pass, its not yet a minute" not "when 60 seconds pass, the minute hasn't passed yet". OP's statement"every 61 seconds a minute passes" is technically true, but his logic on how they got the conclusion is wrong.

  • @TheFlash1892
    @TheFlash1892 6 лет назад +455

    Easily one of the best channels on RUclips. Thank you for all the effort you put in these videos. It shows

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  6 лет назад +30

      Thank you.

    • @Cranbob
      @Cranbob 6 лет назад

      No thank you

    • @Cranbob
      @Cranbob 6 лет назад

      What is the proper hand motion to wang jangle food together?

  • @chimcharfan1
    @chimcharfan1 6 лет назад +225

    The worst part about discovering and binging every video on this channel is having to wait for new videos to come out but its always worth it.

  • @twdjt6245
    @twdjt6245 6 лет назад +339

    Who else got chills when the pemblacto footprints appeared?
    No? Just me? Ok.

  • @sr.nutella9121
    @sr.nutella9121 4 года назад +1350

    14 y/o girl: Billie Eilish's songs are so sad
    Me: No they aren't
    14 y/o girl: I bet you don't know true sadness
    Me: *shows Pimblokto history*

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  4 года назад +283

      😂😂😭😭

    • @afooz
      @afooz 4 года назад +48

      *starts to sob again*

    • @mesory
      @mesory 4 года назад +4

      @@afooz 6uuuuuu

  • @Liebe-Futurel
    @Liebe-Futurel 6 лет назад +336

    I feel like YSAC spends lots of money just to go across the world to push some spatulas on the ground

    • @MissGamerVideo
      @MissGamerVideo 6 лет назад +67

      Wangjanglers*

    • @bakedsodium6528
      @bakedsodium6528 6 лет назад +24

      I think he lives in Alberta. Cause you got deserts, you got Mountains, Forests, Lakes, and Fields

    • @Liebe-Futurel
      @Liebe-Futurel 6 лет назад +2

      @@MissGamerVideo sorry you're right that's my fault

    • @thetrinity72
      @thetrinity72 6 лет назад +17

      ​@@bakedsodium6528 lol he went to the grand canyon in Arizona... and horse shoe bend

    • @bakedsodium6528
      @bakedsodium6528 6 лет назад +1

      Nathan you know there is also canyons in Alberta

  • @table2.0
    @table2.0 5 лет назад +236

    AWARDS.
    ALL OF THEM.
    the only multipart cooking themed drama that makes me laugh so hard whilst also comprehensively crushing my soul and making me sad-cry.
    A satisfying end to a beautiful story... bravo

  • @borkwoof696
    @borkwoof696 6 лет назад +272

    These are the most dramatic cooking tutorials I‘ve ever seen

  • @Tigrelionl
    @Tigrelionl 3 года назад +35

    This was the first video I saw of him.
    You can imagine my confusion as I was just expecting a recipe on walnuts.

  • @Big_Con
    @Big_Con 6 лет назад +490

    As soon as I saw the footprints in the sugar my immediate thought was: oh crap

  • @kevinkwok9049
    @kevinkwok9049 6 лет назад +135

    i definitely did not expect this to be a roller coaster of emotions

  • @falafelbil455
    @falafelbil455 6 лет назад +205

    I forgot i was watching a video on candied walnuts

  • @jonmiller2465
    @jonmiller2465 4 года назад +10

    I can't even begin to process what this channel is... All I know is I love it. Actual recipes with just weird bits thrown in randomly. I don't know what I was thinking watching other things on RUclips

  • @Saimyoshu
    @Saimyoshu 6 лет назад +515

    "Clever Girl" Hahaha Also when you said Sugar is just ice at room temperature I LOST it. Not even ashamed.

  • @jacariwilson
    @jacariwilson 6 лет назад +412

    Imagine this is the first video of yours someone watches😂

    • @itsonlyacommentsnowflake3346
      @itsonlyacommentsnowflake3346 6 лет назад

      Lol 😂 😂

    • @4fingaz
      @4fingaz 6 лет назад +10

      Im pretty sure this will happen very often with this one

    • @vanmidgley1152
      @vanmidgley1152 6 лет назад +3

      My first video - I'm went through many levels of speechlessness to awe

    • @4eetu
      @4eetu 6 лет назад

      First time watching his video. I really don't understand, is this like a more sophisticated howtobasic?

    • @Mystique45_
      @Mystique45_ 6 лет назад +5

      @@4eetu nah he actually makes really good food and he has this whole storyline throughout his videos. It really makes no sense but it works somehow

  • @harambe1851
    @harambe1851 6 лет назад +145

    quality over quantity at its finest

  • @infinitykitty1250
    @infinitykitty1250 4 года назад +24

    How could you treat poor Plinblokto like that? He was trying his best, all he ever wanted was to make you proud.

  • @Kirchhoffs
    @Kirchhoffs 6 лет назад +153

    "Wow. They're done. I absolutely love his videos but why do they take so long to ma...." *Video continues* "This is why I fricking love this channel. So silly yet so touching. Absolutely amazing.

  • @angryyogbuscus1578
    @angryyogbuscus1578 6 лет назад +185

    Three minutes in and the walnuts are done, and my interest has never been higher.

  • @rigdigwus
    @rigdigwus 5 лет назад +136

    dude that scene with the burning paper and pimblokto walking away is just amazing

  • @robertrenk7074
    @robertrenk7074 3 года назад +14

    Definitely the most entertaining channel on RUclips. I have to say I miss pimblokto. Loved the way he made pizza dough.

  • @juliand665
    @juliand665 6 лет назад +297

    the bird saying "caw" totally caught me off guard. holy shit

  • @ghostboy1564
    @ghostboy1564 6 лет назад +219

    The rise, fall, and rise again of pimblockdo

    • @rustinstardust2094
      @rustinstardust2094 6 лет назад +7

      I have closure now...Pimblokto's gonna be ok.

    • @danger6204
      @danger6204 6 лет назад +5

      HeidoHo Mrfruit company man reference? Respect.

    • @ghostboy1564
      @ghostboy1564 6 лет назад +1

      @@danger6204 u know ur stuff

  • @Fivestarrs
    @Fivestarrs 6 лет назад +202

    Came for the nuts, got punched in the feels

    • @aurelia65536
      @aurelia65536 6 лет назад +15

      Came for the feels, got punched in the nuts

    • @shishworld1351
      @shishworld1351 6 лет назад +1

      Again

    • @PartyCow_
      @PartyCow_ 6 лет назад +1

      came for the nuts, got nutted on

  • @Senriam
    @Senriam 10 месяцев назад +1

    This never gets old. I feel nostalgia for when I first discovered this channel.

  • @ArcticaTheFox
    @ArcticaTheFox 6 лет назад +464

    I love your videos and this channel. It’s like some sort of deep message hidden in all of this happy innocent stuff. Love it. The atmosphere is also always super calming with a few good chuckles here and there. That’s the kind of storytelling I’m into.
    And also the production quality is impeccable

    • @isabellay3521
      @isabellay3521 6 лет назад +9

      Yes! All of this is so true, when I first found this channel I was so hyped. I binge all the episodes one day. I love when people create stories like this, it's such raw story telling! I would love this as a...comic book?

    • @topplesshat9925
      @topplesshat9925 6 лет назад +2

      Arctica The Fox couldn’t put it better

  • @hecklur
    @hecklur 6 лет назад +129

    one second from being 10 minutes long this mans a legend

  • @Subswithvideoschallenge-vi5ry
    @Subswithvideoschallenge-vi5ry 6 лет назад +501

    Is nobody gonna mention how he went to like 12 national parks to make this one video

    • @isabella7p
      @isabella7p 6 лет назад +42

      You actually think he went there TO make the video? Not just used the opportunity to make the video while there...?

    • @dandanthedandan7558
      @dandanthedandan7558 6 лет назад +1

      1,000 Subs with videos challenge lol everyone's mentioning that

    • @rallen2410
      @rallen2410 6 лет назад +5

      ever heard of a different background

    • @ShelelleO3O
      @ShelelleO3O 6 лет назад

      that's just Canada

    • @kingjamestres
      @kingjamestres 6 лет назад +25

      raindroplette didn’t know the Grand Canyon was in Canada

  • @aureliobianco680
    @aureliobianco680 4 года назад +36

    I will miss him teling “good job everybody”