Roasting Every State with a Pokemon

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  • Опубликовано: 25 июн 2024
  • What is each state the WORST in? And can we give each state a Pokemon that way? I think so! In a format inspired by the viciously handsome Huggbees, let's assign each state an insulting Pokemon based on their worst attributes and rude stereotypes!
    Do note that given the subject matter, this video is different from our usual content; which is usually family-friendly. The problem is that reality is not, and this is one of our most 'real' videos. Viewer/Parent discretion is advised. I would rate this video PG-13.
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    Chapters:
    00:00 an Intro
    00:35 Alabama
    01:20 Alaska
    02:27 Arizona
    03:08 Arkansas
    03:41 California
    04:20 Colorado
    05:12 Connecticut
    06:28 Dakota
    07:24 Delaware
    08:17 Florida
    09:08 Georgia
    10:04 Hawaii
    10:57 Idaho
    11:56 Illinois
    13:17 Indiana
    14:25 Iowa
    15:41 Kansas
    16:20 Kentucky
    16:54 Loisiana
    17:40 Maine
    18:47 Maryland
    19:56 Boston
    21:01 Michigan
    21:50 Minnesota
    22:50 Mississippi
    24:08 Missouri
    25:09 Montana
    26:05 Nebraska
    27:09 Nevada
    28:28 New Hampshire
    29:25 New Jersey
    30:38 New Mexico
    32:22 New York
    33:39 North Carolina
    35:13 Ohio
    36:10 Oklahoma
    37:13 Oregon
    39:06 Pennsylvania
    40:52 Rhode Island
    42:00 South Carolina
    43:43 Tennessee
    44:28 Texas
    45:23 Utah
    46:27 Vermont
    48:06 Virginia
    49:53 Washington
    51:41 West Virginia
    52:54 Wisconsin
    54:49 Wyoming
    56:24 The Most Insulting Pokemon
    #pokemon #unitedstates #pokémon
    Gnoggin, hosted by its creator Lockstin, is a show delving into the mysteries of Pokemon! (and other games sometimes too). Explaining everything there is to explain! Why is each Pokemon given the type it has? What are their origins? What is the lore of the Pokemon world and the design inspirations? And what does it all have to do with alchemy? Let's Go find out!
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Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @DaCheese_Wendigo
    @DaCheese_Wendigo 10 месяцев назад +2976

    I refuse to believe that Lockstin wasn't just releasing pent up aggression

    • @Kobe-Saikai-Incident
      @Kobe-Saikai-Incident 10 месяцев назад +50

      no replies i'm changing that.
      also at least he got it out

    • @Ly_7838
      @Ly_7838 10 месяцев назад +62

      I'm willing to bet my life savings that this whole video was just that and Lockstin gave pokemon to every state at last minute

    • @Teal_Blastoise
      @Teal_Blastoise 10 месяцев назад +14

      ​@@Ly_7838now *that's* a theory to keep in mind.

    • @vinny4765
      @vinny4765 10 месяцев назад +24

      I agree with him. I hate this country.

    • @bleakautomaton4808
      @bleakautomaton4808 10 месяцев назад +5

      Laughs abound

  • @Gnoggin
    @Gnoggin  10 месяцев назад +3202

    After nearly 3000 comments, I havent seen anyone mention I flipped the locations of the Dakotas. Truly nobody cares.

    • @ivoyea
      @ivoyea 10 месяцев назад +262

      I wanted to see upset Dakotans argue in the comments but again, even they don't care enough

    • @benrockefeller6334
      @benrockefeller6334 10 месяцев назад +188

      I've taken US Geography classes before, and still completely missed it. Truly the silcoon and cascoon of the US.

    • @guszettel3082
      @guszettel3082 10 месяцев назад +61

      As a dakotan I thought it was funny

    • @draligator5126
      @draligator5126 10 месяцев назад +35

      I knew it looked weird but I just didn’t care 😮

    • @cyllowchillstep
      @cyllowchillstep 10 месяцев назад +5

      wheres florida

  • @nickioleary8577
    @nickioleary8577 9 месяцев назад +536

    Fun fact: a popular theory on why Chicago is the “Windy City” isn’t cuz it’s actually windy, rather that it was coined in reference to Chicago’s bloviating residents and politicians, who were deemed to be “full of hot air.” Granted this is only a theory, but it does kinda fit unfortunately. Does make Shedinja an even better fit in a way tho

    • @Dr.Disney
      @Dr.Disney 8 месяцев назад +10

      That’s definitely true

    • @2mccue4u27
      @2mccue4u27 7 месяцев назад +8

      It's not a theory, it was a quote from a tourist from Europe.

    • @mubasshiraziz1467
      @mubasshiraziz1467 5 месяцев назад +2

      Bro why did I read this in Lockstin's voice ToT

    • @b.sanchez530
      @b.sanchez530 3 месяца назад +1

      My history teacher said the same

    • @Thenewhollowknight
      @Thenewhollowknight 2 месяца назад +3

      But hey that’s just a theory…A STATE THEORY!!!

  • @hanzumautist4945
    @hanzumautist4945 9 месяцев назад +72

    As a Texan, the thought of Bastiodon with a cowboy hat and an AR-15, sitting on a porch and watching Family Guy on his iPad feels oddly relatable.

    • @joe-and-pippi
      @joe-and-pippi 2 месяца назад

      I'm a Texan too, but for me i appreciate the joke less.

  • @BrawlFan1
    @BrawlFan1 10 месяцев назад +1065

    I love that I felt more insulted for the Pokémon than I did the states.

    • @Lostarea8.16
      @Lostarea8.16 10 месяцев назад +10

      Damn brawlfan!

    • @imagominus
      @imagominus 10 месяцев назад +18

      I couldn't have said it any better! Poor Mew!

    • @lucasthebigl
      @lucasthebigl 10 месяцев назад +2

      Random cameo

    • @leythonlopez-ty5dm
      @leythonlopez-ty5dm 10 месяцев назад

      I feel like he lives in Kansas since the roast in beingong wasn't has harsh

    • @TheSenkMan
      @TheSenkMan 9 месяцев назад +1

      Poor mew

  • @Gnoggin
    @Gnoggin  10 месяцев назад +878

    I had to "import" boiled peanuts from the other side of the nation for this, and they disappointed.

    • @thekirbyguy4576
      @thekirbyguy4576 10 месяцев назад +50

      well you certainly could've said worse about Georgia so I'm content...

    • @_cityjunk
      @_cityjunk 10 месяцев назад +13

      Shoulda just boiled them yourself 🥜

    • @errorsux
      @errorsux 10 месяцев назад +6

      feels bad man

    • @CraftyLilSoto
      @CraftyLilSoto 10 месяцев назад +46

      As a Georgian, we spend multiple classes learning about those horrible peanuts.

    • @jodecicoleman9198
      @jodecicoleman9198 10 месяцев назад +11

      😂 on everything I remember the old Georgia social studies book hype everything bout the peanuts

  • @yepyep86
    @yepyep86 9 месяцев назад +251

    After watching all of them having South/North Dakota just being "no one cares" compared to "this place is a literal drug riddled hellscape" is a HUGE compliment

    • @gentronseven
      @gentronseven 6 месяцев назад +3

      Neither Dakota is anywhere near the worst for drugs, not even in the top 10. It'd be nice if people would just quit moving here and let it be forgotten

    • @ThePuff18
      @ThePuff18 6 месяцев назад +1

      Yessir

  • @magicpanther6128
    @magicpanther6128 9 месяцев назад +147

    Everything he said about Montana is painfully true, but jeez dude, I'd honestly rather you just shot me than hit me with "There might be a mountain lion or minority in the area" that cut was deep and I loved every second of it

  • @theaxeoftorabolt7073
    @theaxeoftorabolt7073 10 месяцев назад +485

    Honestly I just respect he had the balls to do this

    • @randomchannel1184
      @randomchannel1184 10 месяцев назад +64

      Don’t you mean the Poké-balls to do this?

    • @Gnoggin
      @Gnoggin  10 месяцев назад +153

      I am incredibly nervous, so thank you!

    • @kristopherwillis8075
      @kristopherwillis8075 10 месяцев назад +19

      @@Gnoggin as a black man from Alabama I love this video 😌.

    • @kirbylover37
      @kirbylover37 10 месяцев назад +7

      ​​@@Gnogginnobody cares, don't sweat it

    • @eddkahue
      @eddkahue 10 месяцев назад +6

      I would love even if he did about my country, Brazil, everybody already makes fun of it

  • @deathsyth8888
    @deathsyth8888 10 месяцев назад +1891

    This is a list Huggbees would create if he was a Pokétuber. I approve.

    • @deathsyth8888
      @deathsyth8888 10 месяцев назад +146

      Now if Lockstin were wearing sunglasses while doing this, it would have been perfect.

    • @cammyIawrence
      @cammyIawrence 10 месяцев назад +20

      I was about to comment that

    • @KubickQ
      @KubickQ 10 месяцев назад +50

      He's even doing an impression with his voice and just talking in front of a green screen

    • @Enteringdullsville
      @Enteringdullsville 10 месяцев назад +43

      Huggcombees

    • @NetriliZer
      @NetriliZer 10 месяцев назад +38

      Never thought I'd see Huggbees mentioned in a Lockstin vid

  • @DenderFriend
    @DenderFriend 9 месяцев назад +115

    Love that you were not only doing a Huggbees-style format but doing a very convincing impression of him, if I closed my eyes I'd almost forget which channel I was on. (Though the tell here is I feel like Huggbees would make fun of anyone who knew more than like, ten Pokemon off the top of their head.)

    • @Onytig
      @Onytig 7 месяцев назад +2

      Was listening to this while working and forgot it wasn’t huggbee until the sudden pokemon reference

  • @rhirhisax
    @rhirhisax 9 месяцев назад +35

    I literally did not know maine wasn't a peninsula until this video.
    A RUclips VIDEO RIPPING ON AMERICA TAUGHT ME MORE THAN THE U.S. EDUCATION SYSTEM...

  • @frankenfreakie
    @frankenfreakie 10 месяцев назад +386

    Honestly, as a Texan, I think you could've gone harder. Still laughed my ass off throughout this whole video. Good job.

    • @BingBongFairy
      @BingBongFairy 10 месяцев назад +26

      Absolutely, I was surprised how tame Texas was 😂

    • @MildlyOCD
      @MildlyOCD 10 месяцев назад +28

      I always appreciate how fellow Texans.
      If you're gonna insult us, do it right & don't pull any punches.

    • @IdentifiantE.S
      @IdentifiantE.S 10 месяцев назад +2

      He’s a genius 😂

    • @Toneill029
      @Toneill029 10 месяцев назад

      Yeah no offense but…Texas is full of hot air and needs to get over the fact it’s a failed country cause they couldn’t handle the idea of being Mexican but we’re too weak to not be bought out by the Union, that it threatens to leave but still wants the benefits of being a part of like a parasitic 40 year old “alpha male” that refuses to get a job and leave the house.

    • @xaviercamacho9907
      @xaviercamacho9907 10 месяцев назад +3

      He should of got tauros

  • @TheZajicekfarber
    @TheZajicekfarber 10 месяцев назад +551

    I normally don't like roasts, but this was both hilarious and educational. I learned many things about states I never knew.

    • @anderkid1090
      @anderkid1090 10 месяцев назад +18

      Educational roasts are the best kind of roasts

    • @ornaissler211
      @ornaissler211 10 месяцев назад +1

      Same

    • @derpkipper
      @derpkipper 9 месяцев назад

      Missouri and arkansas sound very apt.

  • @enzoforgets9456
    @enzoforgets9456 9 месяцев назад +27

    As someone from delaware, let me emphasize how absolutely correct you are.
    We can learn every move, but only 4 slots...

    • @a-s-greig
      @a-s-greig 9 месяцев назад +5

      You can also learn Attract, but no one is attracted to Delaware.

  • @thomasfan8889
    @thomasfan8889 9 месяцев назад +16

    “I’ll have you know that I only meant offense to a few states.”
    Don’t worry, Lockstin, it was easy to tell lmao

  • @Mystic_Mayhem
    @Mystic_Mayhem 10 месяцев назад +262

    Let’s be real, Lockstin enjoyed every bit of this, anyone would

  • @DragonStar-ox1zk
    @DragonStar-ox1zk 10 месяцев назад +284

    My GF and I are from Minnesota and were caught off guard when you used MN in the intro as an example, which made us want to watch the whole thing until you got to us. She was so offended when you couldnt think of anything bad to say and just called us boring. All around, great video, please keep doing stuff like this.

    • @LexyLunaria
      @LexyLunaria 10 месяцев назад +30

      I'm a Minnesotan too! I thought it was so funny how pretty much every other state got roasted good and we barely got seared lol. Minnesota isn't even that boring, so I honestly take it as a compliment that everything else here is even better if that's the worst thing about our state lol

    • @Halberds8122
      @Halberds8122 8 месяцев назад +11

      Lol I guess the roast worked then

    • @NorthstarTex
      @NorthstarTex 8 месяцев назад +8

      Fellow Minnesotan, and yeah while its kind of sad to not have anything to be roasted on (besides our middling sports teams), it is very us because not being notable can be good, in fact a lot of the deep lore and history of the state turns us more into a badass black sheep of the midwest.

    • @gabrielschutte3668
      @gabrielschutte3668 7 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@NorthstarTexwhat a cope

    • @KingKrafted03
      @KingKrafted03 7 месяцев назад +6

      It’s true honestly as a Minnesotan agree

  • @raymond4218
    @raymond4218 9 месяцев назад +37

    As an Iowan, I did not know we had a stereotype of being book-smart lmao
    Also, I think we got off easy; almost every other state besides Minnesota received a more brutal roasting than we did

  • @Fire_cyclops
    @Fire_cyclops 5 месяцев назад +9

    Lockstin: would anyone care if Stakataka stopped being a Pokémon?
    Me, who's liked it ever since I started getting into Pokémon: *Allow me to introduce myself.*

  • @mrundy9351
    @mrundy9351 10 месяцев назад +401

    That fact that Crabominable was picked for any state really shows he was holding back.

    • @Gnoggin
      @Gnoggin  10 месяцев назад +185

      No state deserves that, even Alabama/Mississippi have SOME positive aspects to them.

    • @benrockefeller6334
      @benrockefeller6334 10 месяцев назад +10

      ​@@GnogginGlorious.😂

    • @voidperson
      @voidperson 10 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@Gnogginhow about amb*pom

    • @icy_bird5540
      @icy_bird5540 10 месяцев назад +6

      @@Gnogginno no I grew up in alabama they deserve the roast

    • @juju8285
      @juju8285 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@Gnogginas someone who lives in New York, I found what you said to be very true, and very funny.

  • @KaiCyreus
    @KaiCyreus 10 месяцев назад +188

    Lockstin is no longer just educating, he's writing entire stand up comedy shows around Pokémon

    • @Orangeninja5000
      @Orangeninja5000 10 месяцев назад +2

      With as much as I learned, I'd argue this was educational

  • @1Bolzard1
    @1Bolzard1 7 месяцев назад +7

    As a michigander, Revavroom was such a slam dunk, in honor of the beat up horror that used to be the auto industry combined with the roads that never get fixed.

    • @MoogieTheCow
      @MoogieTheCow 4 месяца назад

      That would have been perfect!!

  • @sketchysdragons
    @sketchysdragons 4 месяца назад +8

    if you clicked on this video, your here for one of two reasons.
    1) you wanted to see what your state was.
    2) you wanted to make fun of the states.

  • @michaelnelson1127
    @michaelnelson1127 10 месяцев назад +409

    This could easily be a 3-part series of videos. First you did the worst state traits, next you can do the states’ best traits, and then you could potentially create a Pokémon to represent each state! Granted, the last one would take a lot of work and multiple videos (probably by regions), but it would definitely be an interesting project.

    • @Ousseaghymn
      @Ousseaghymn 10 месяцев назад +11

      To create a pokemon a fair idea is to fuse the pokemon from the other 2 videos. Sounds fun.

    • @ebonyblack4563
      @ebonyblack4563 10 месяцев назад +10

      ​@@OusseaghymnI'd so take to that. No reason for new Pokémon, but blending them would be hilarious.

    • @ornaissler211
      @ornaissler211 10 месяцев назад +1

      Ye

    • @JACandQuill
      @JACandQuill 10 месяцев назад +1

      Seconded!

    • @rynemcgriffin1752
      @rynemcgriffin1752 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@ebonyblack4563Honestly I’d be down for new Pokémon

  • @Kleintastic
    @Kleintastic 10 месяцев назад +179

    Wishiwashi works for downstate NY, but I think Mimikyu would work for upstate: it wants to be popular, so it tries to ride the coattails of a well-known entity nearby.

    • @Winterfur1
      @Winterfur1 9 месяцев назад +9

      There are a states that are solely focused on the city in the state thinking the city is the state, like New York City for New York, another is Seattle for Washington, Portland for Oregon, Chicago for Illinois,

    • @a-s-greig
      @a-s-greig 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@Winterfur1Portland is a sore spot here in Oregon, since it's them and the rest of the Willamette Valley that sets the policies for everywhere else. Washington at least has Tacoma and Spokane as part of conversation.

    • @Winterfur1
      @Winterfur1 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@a-s-greig nope Spokane doesn’t get a say it is all west of the Cascades politics.
      Has a resident of Washington state I should know

    • @thegammingbolaschannel7529
      @thegammingbolaschannel7529 8 месяцев назад +2

      Also the face that everyone forgets that there is more to New York state than just the city

    • @a-s-greig
      @a-s-greig 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@thegammingbolaschannel7529 Not so. Anyone thinking for more than half a second would also remember Buffalo and Niagara Falls.

  • @valpix7007
    @valpix7007 8 месяцев назад +18

    Also, it's genuinely hilarious that the Twin States (VT + NH) both got dog Pokemon

  • @marisolramirez9591
    @marisolramirez9591 3 месяца назад +6

    I like how the states immediately after New York are Unova Pokémon

  • @jamesmalinowski4033
    @jamesmalinowski4033 10 месяцев назад +202

    That whole bit with Lockstin eating the peanut was equally hilarious and painful to watch

    • @FruityisFruity
      @FruityisFruity 10 месяцев назад +4

      As a southerner, I died inside

    • @rayraffiki1856
      @rayraffiki1856 10 месяцев назад +8

      Like him trying to eat a mango with the skin on

  • @lorddotcom1527
    @lorddotcom1527 10 месяцев назад +81

    Lockstin woke up and said these verbal hands are rated E for everyone

  • @jabarithegoldenlucario8841
    @jabarithegoldenlucario8841 9 месяцев назад +111

    Please do this with more countries/nations. This is just hilarious lol

    • @RedRaikou
      @RedRaikou 4 месяца назад +2

      Like a Europe by countries video

  • @thebadgerking5996
    @thebadgerking5996 8 месяцев назад +6

    Honestly, he said “Think of something about Nevada that has nothing to do with deserts or Las Vegas” and my mind immediately went to the toxic waste stored there. 27:24

    • @user-burner
      @user-burner 6 месяцев назад +1

      Funny, mine instantly went to nuclear weapons

    • @onebear6504
      @onebear6504 10 дней назад

      ​@@user-burner Same! I'm not even from US but the first thing I thought of was "nuclear weapons testing grounds"

  • @kmjl93
    @kmjl93 10 месяцев назад +96

    The analysis of Tennessee was on point. If you move from another state, you won’t realize how expensive the cost of living here is until years later. If you’re a native, you’ve lived your whole life on pennies, not knowing anything better. It really does drain you after a while, just like a Chandelure.

  • @ArcherOwl
    @ArcherOwl 10 месяцев назад +498

    Lockstin let the voices take control this time and released his inner rage and frustration at the country. He is not wrong at all

    • @DeVill3007
      @DeVill3007 10 месяцев назад +2

      No. He's wrong.

    • @floweytheflower5261
      @floweytheflower5261 10 месяцев назад +12

      @@DeVill3007 in what way?

    • @DeVill3007
      @DeVill3007 10 месяцев назад

      @@floweytheflower5261 Trashing the best and most historically successful country in world. "Don't bite the hand that feeds you".

    • @DeVill3007
      @DeVill3007 10 месяцев назад

      @@floweytheflower5261 And Lockstin is even worse. The good money he makes is because of American ingenuity and American land. Shame on Lockstin.

    • @Moriarty369
      @Moriarty369 10 месяцев назад +15

      @@DeVill3007 what about homeless people?🤔

  • @A-lik
    @A-lik 7 месяцев назад +10

    OF COURSE MARYLAND IS ONE OF THE MOST VIEWED PARTS OF THE VIDEO! 😂
    I actually made a Maryland themed Pokémon team back in the day.
    Kingler: Crabs are inevitable. Everything shall evolve into crab. (And you best believe it comes with Old Bay.)
    Sunflora: Our state flower is the black eyed susan sunflower.
    Blaziken: Maryland is the home state of Perdue Farms.
    Escavalier: Our state sport is *jousting.* Maryland was the first state to have an official state sport and we had the BALLS to say *JOUSTING.*
    Corviknight: Referencing Edgar Allen Poe's the Raven.
    Ditto: The only Pokémon that has ANY chance of replicating the shape of Maryland.

  • @RGBunni
    @RGBunni 6 месяцев назад +4

    As a Massachusetts resident I felt so seen by the allergy joke. Pollen season is a nightmare every year

  • @sidharthsanegepalli683
    @sidharthsanegepalli683 10 месяцев назад +1025

    Nice job, now do this for every country. Certainly enough Pokemon to make that happen.

    • @djt08031996
      @djt08031996 10 месяцев назад +23

      1010 of them

    • @A_Simple_Mithios
      @A_Simple_Mithios 10 месяцев назад +58

      Two words
      England = Sinistea

    • @-JohnDoe-
      @-JohnDoe- 10 месяцев назад +4

      More than enough for 5 per country.

    • @alphachiu
      @alphachiu 10 месяцев назад +10

      yeah i dont think anyone has the nerve to possibly start ww3 with russia or north korea pokemon

    • @bug1gub225
      @bug1gub225 10 месяцев назад +10

      if you're going to make a pokemon by stereotype of each country, let's try to be creative.
      like not using Cinderace or Quaquaval to represent Brazil

  • @darkiceking8349
    @darkiceking8349 10 месяцев назад +142

    He's releasing his inner Huggbees

    • @onezero350
      @onezero350 10 месяцев назад +3

      omg you noticed too!

    • @Chris_winthers
      @Chris_winthers 10 месяцев назад +1

      I was just about to comment it

  • @kingkered01
    @kingkered01 9 месяцев назад +5

    Being from Pennsylvania makes the segment on Pennsylvania feel so accurate. You really can't go anywhere without having to pay for it.

    • @TheMajesticMilotic
      @TheMajesticMilotic 3 месяца назад

      Honestly his roast is just telling us what we already know except the cheesteak part uncalled for

  • @Jetfox967
    @Jetfox967 9 месяцев назад +13

    As someone who was born and raised in Colorado, Burmy is a perfect representation of the state.

  • @SamBateman
    @SamBateman 10 месяцев назад +217

    You should do a sequel to this in which you ask Poketubers from various countries to roast their country with a 'mon. Simultaneously keeps the blame off yourself and allows others to share their perspectives.

    • @jennifergriel861
      @jennifergriel861 9 месяцев назад +2

      Get the cartoon gamer to do it for every Canadian province

    • @SamBateman
      @SamBateman 9 месяцев назад

      @@jennifergriel861 yes

    • @jennifergriel861
      @jennifergriel861 9 месяцев назад

      @@SamBateman someone tag him

  • @someguy9052
    @someguy9052 10 месяцев назад +72

    The boiled peanuts joke is incredibly accurate, you can’t drive two miles without finding a farmer’s market or small store selling the stuff in Georgia

    • @mayayamato7351
      @mayayamato7351 10 месяцев назад +5

      he hit some deep cuts here, i didnt even know about the boiled peanuts thing until this video. Georgia are you guys okay, is boiling your peanuts a cry for help?

    • @swagmaster699
      @swagmaster699 10 месяцев назад +2

      It's hot boiled peanuts that are good. Canned peanuts are horrible. You also gotta remove the shell. Also, oddly enough, South Carolina produces more peaches than us

    • @Spaceocalypse
      @Spaceocalypse 10 месяцев назад

      @@swagmaster699 He didn’t remove the shell right? Someone please confirm I’m not crazy and saw what I saw

    • @swagmaster699
      @swagmaster699 10 месяцев назад

      @Spaceocalypse I saw it too, and it hurt to watch

  • @StrangerMoontail
    @StrangerMoontail 9 месяцев назад +5

    "Arizona is just an affront to God."
    I mean... he's not wrong. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Solrock isn't even an insult; it's just what we have to live with.

  • @swift7842
    @swift7842 9 месяцев назад +15

    I would absolutely love to see this concept for the rest of the world.

  • @RedBoi1337
    @RedBoi1337 10 месяцев назад +125

    As an Iowan I have to say your roast was surprisingly tame, probably because the only notable things about us are the corn, the Hawkeyes, and Slipknot

    • @zacharybartolo5111
      @zacharybartolo5111 10 месяцев назад +14

      Iowans are neither the worst or the best of the states, we're pretty neutral territory once you get down to it. And he's right we don't have much going for us, but we own not having much going for us.

    • @leviathanman7253
      @leviathanman7253 10 месяцев назад +5

      Yeah we kind of just vibe

    • @DoctorWigglerLovesBeheeyem
      @DoctorWigglerLovesBeheeyem 10 месяцев назад +4

      I forget Iowa exists sometimes.

    • @cjlite0210
      @cjlite0210 10 месяцев назад +5

      It's kind of ironic for me, since I live in Iowa, yet I dislike corn XD
      Then again I was born in Minnesota initially, so idk, maybe not being Iowan from birth has something to do about it

    • @weirdstashcat4437
      @weirdstashcat4437 10 месяцев назад +4

      As an Iowan, I have to agree with this.

  • @nattonep8788
    @nattonep8788 10 месяцев назад +154

    He really brought out his Glockstin self against all these states.

    • @goobsmacked_
      @goobsmacked_ 10 месяцев назад +7

      they didn't have the high enough budget to hire Glockstin so they got Mockstin

    • @lianaverwood9810
      @lianaverwood9810 10 месяцев назад

      Could've just pulled Maxell out of the Closet...

  • @Vivitribal_lame
    @Vivitribal_lame 10 месяцев назад +15

    I could watch hours of lockstin telling different facts and statistics of locations

  • @AerondyteJudge
    @AerondyteJudge 7 месяцев назад +6

    Honestly this was hilarious. Please do more of these pokemon roast videos.

  • @ThatVoodooThatYoodoo
    @ThatVoodooThatYoodoo 10 месяцев назад +46

    Dude woke up and chose violence... and I love it.

  • @Glory2Snowstar
    @Glory2Snowstar 10 месяцев назад +252

    Never before have I been prouder as a Massachusetts resident than to see a Bostonian smug snek toss Polteageist into the harbor and Stan the Red Sawks.
    I’d hug Servine, but I’m probably allergic.

    • @mystikx2205
      @mystikx2205 10 месяцев назад +8

      YES! Massholes represent!

    • @undeadwolfemilia
      @undeadwolfemilia 10 месяцев назад +1

      😀

    • @Youhadabadday2021
      @Youhadabadday2021 10 месяцев назад +10

      As a Massachusetts native, I support this. Though, we kinda DO have a reason to be stuck up about ourselves, since Boston IS kinda the origin point for a LOT of Early American History, so...

    • @aaronlopez5163
      @aaronlopez5163 10 месяцев назад +3

      Respect to the vine but your state ain’t quite surperior just yet. Keep up the the non allergy inducing work.

    • @cullenmerry8888
      @cullenmerry8888 10 месяцев назад +3

      letts gooo! representative of mass of 2 shits ready and present!

  • @SunnyDay_77
    @SunnyDay_77 3 месяца назад +3

    Very glad that the only real "insult" you could throw at MD is the shape & how die-hard our gamers are lmao. This is easily one of my new fav videos & I will inflict this onto everyone else I know hehe.

  • @Smoobles
    @Smoobles 10 месяцев назад +1

    Usually I don't care about roast videos but this was so entertaining. 😂 I would love to see more like this!

  • @RWAsur
    @RWAsur 10 месяцев назад +93

    As a Delawarean, I'm honestly very pleased to be Mew. You made us feel way more special than we had any right to feel LOL

    • @valasafantastic1055
      @valasafantastic1055 10 месяцев назад +3

      Mew is my favourite Pokémon so now I personally feel more positive towards Delaware.

    • @benrockefeller6334
      @benrockefeller6334 10 месяцев назад +6

      You're the only state he gave a mythical to, and it was the one that's just a shaved rabbit with a mouse tail. Truly fits perfectly.

    • @RWAsur
      @RWAsur 10 месяцев назад +4

      @@valasafantastic1055 It really is a nice place to live though too so I take this as a surprise Delaware propaganda to give us such a great Pokemon as a "dis" haha!
      Like yeah, our main problem is we're forgettable and small, but that really doesn't matter so much when you're 3 hours drive from NYC, 2 hours drive from D.C., few hours drive for Norfolk VA, and maybe right around the corner from Philedelphia depending how close you are to Wilmington. Probably our main downside is needing a car to get around but outside of that, it's like living close enough to make a day trip to more prominent places but living far enough away that you get peace and quiet and clean air out in the farmland and beaches. ...And there's the no sales tax of course.

    • @RWAsur
      @RWAsur 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@benrockefeller6334 you say that as if a shaved rabbit with a mouse tail doesn't slap. You're saying this to a *Raichu fan* hahahaha

    • @benrockefeller6334
      @benrockefeller6334 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@RWAsur To be honest, I was just pointing out the simplicity in Mew's design. I also love Raichu. I used Aloloan Raichu in my playthrough of Ultra Sun, where I managed to get a shiny Lugia on my first visit to the Ultra Wormhole.

  • @krissybalay7126
    @krissybalay7126 10 месяцев назад +350

    As a Pennsylvanian I was upset at what Lockstin roasted us about. I decided to investigate further and oh god, that was a mistake.
    Edit:
    ( Damn thanks everybody for the likes! )

    • @RosebudsASled
      @RosebudsASled 10 месяцев назад +17

      Exact same experience

    • @C00kii0
      @C00kii0 10 месяцев назад +24

      Ignorance is such sweet bliss 🙃

    • @shonklebonkle324
      @shonklebonkle324 10 месяцев назад +7

      Now you know.

    • @locomokuu2471
      @locomokuu2471 10 месяцев назад +22

      MOST EXPENSIVE TOLL ROADS IN THE WORLD LET'S GOOOOO
      As a Pennsylvanian who kind of knew all of this, it was weirdly hype. Part of me is thankful "roads and bridges bad" was most of what he had to say, because some of these other states sound like horror story settings

    • @Pktommy1
      @Pktommy1 10 месяцев назад +2

      Lolllll same here but I knew what he was saying was true so I’m offended but happily offended

  • @FQT_Keller-Ash
    @FQT_Keller-Ash 9 месяцев назад +1

    Love this video! Great job and I like how you hid a few easter egg/roasts throughout.

  • @GBomberFlora
    @GBomberFlora 10 месяцев назад +10

    As a New Yorker, I agree with everything mentioned about us. I was sitting there with a big, stupid smile on my face. I feel like the roast could've even gone further. 😂 Really funny vid. 😁

  • @00_enzo
    @00_enzo 10 месяцев назад +217

    As a non-American, this is hilarious and also accurate to what non-Americans see each state based on what we hear about each state.

    • @thedapperdolphin1590
      @thedapperdolphin1590 10 месяцев назад +34

      From my experience, the only states most foreigners can name are California, New York City, and Disney World.

    • @Gabriel-lh7gy
      @Gabriel-lh7gy 10 месяцев назад +26

      ​@@thedapperdolphin1590 i only know Texas because of spongebob and king of the hill

    • @AevitosTrath
      @AevitosTrath 10 месяцев назад +24

      ​@@thedapperdolphin1590 Some can name Ohio because of all the memes. Most people not from the US view the US how the US views Florida

    • @bandersnatchbeauty9692
      @bandersnatchbeauty9692 10 месяцев назад +4

      Lol... That's good to know... We're, we're not doing so good in America... 😅

    • @KetBorgor
      @KetBorgor 10 месяцев назад +8

      As an American, this is still hilarious

  • @millicentmok3299
    @millicentmok3299 10 месяцев назад +349

    As a Californian, I'm proud to have Gigantamax Charizard representation. Overdone, overrated, and on fire? Sure! At least we're not entirely useless!!

    • @kyokyodisaster4842
      @kyokyodisaster4842 10 месяцев назад +41

      He could have given us worse! I gotta respect the value of his words though because DAMN he was spitting cold truth.

    • @sonicjr53
      @sonicjr53 10 месяцев назад

      too bad that cold truth wont cool us down in this 100+ degree weather XD@@kyokyodisaster4842

    • @oldmanbiscuit7518
      @oldmanbiscuit7518 10 месяцев назад

      Your cities literally have a poop map

    • @SHOGUNTE
      @SHOGUNTE 10 месяцев назад

      Isn't it useless though? Gigantimax is dead. Like California!

    • @theemagicalwendigo5070
      @theemagicalwendigo5070 10 месяцев назад

      Your state is useless.

  • @shawnhuff7304
    @shawnhuff7304 9 месяцев назад +10

    Having lived in Texas, Indiana, Illinois, The Dakotas, Georgia, Carolinas, and Nevada, I have to agree with all that was said about those states. Very apt description. I want to see more of this where you just roast states. Maybe you could try countries?

  • @yoidore_shirazu
    @yoidore_shirazu 9 месяцев назад +2

    25:04 I knew you were going to pull the metamorphosis girl up as soon as you said “mind-brokenly” but the way you did is so funny I still laughed

  • @alexkay6676
    @alexkay6676 10 месяцев назад +318

    I'm curious what Pokémon you'd give each state if you were complementing them.

    • @victzegopterix2victorindem895
      @victzegopterix2victorindem895 10 месяцев назад +24

      I'm curious what pokemons he'd give each country (or state too for Canada and UK I guess) if he was still roasting them and then complementing them.

    • @IdentifiantE.S
      @IdentifiantE.S 10 месяцев назад +5

      @@victzegopterix2victorindem895We need this video 😂

    • @SingingSealRiana
      @SingingSealRiana 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@victzegopterix2victorindem895 I wish there was a vid like this for germany . . . at least we already know which part is the german alabama . . .

    • @DrAnarchy69
      @DrAnarchy69 10 месяцев назад

      Why would you compliment anything about the Fascist hell hole that is the United States?

    • @TheRibottoStudios
      @TheRibottoStudios 10 месяцев назад +1

      Arizona gets Slugma cause it's hotter than the sun 😂

  • @humbertogallino4367
    @humbertogallino4367 10 месяцев назад +63

    Spit roast jokes are something I never thought I’d hear in a Lockstin Pokémon video (or any Pokémon video for that matter)

  • @michaelfisker3131
    @michaelfisker3131 7 месяцев назад +1

    Damn! Man went for the throat with some of these! In all honesty tho, I learned alot from this. I usually do from a Lockstin video, but this one especially.

  • @chefcircuit5392
    @chefcircuit5392 5 месяцев назад +3

    Bro I’m from NY and I gotta say you nailed it in every aspect! 😂

  • @theeternaone7731
    @theeternaone7731 10 месяцев назад +68

    As a Minnesotan I was laughing hysterically at being compared to putting food in the freezer. Ad gonna hit my Floridian friend with the roast for them for sure

  • @KubickQ
    @KubickQ 10 месяцев назад +152

    He's even doing a Huggbees impression with his voice this is awesome.
    Now do the flags and greeting signs
    Thanks for the heart! (gone when you edit comments)
    One single criticism: the content warning/viewer discretion advisory should’ve been at the beginning of the video instead of the description. I realized it was a Huggbees parody before I read the description.

    • @Teal_Blastoise
      @Teal_Blastoise 10 месяцев назад

      I agree with you about the content warning

  • @arashink
    @arashink 8 месяцев назад +4

    I'm from Pittsburgh, PA. You forgot to mention the one bridge that was built under another bridge to catch the pieces of the bridge that fall off.

  • @rubber_man647
    @rubber_man647 10 месяцев назад +3

    dude what did oregon do to you 😭that was one of the longests roasts in the video lmao

  • @connorcontreras440
    @connorcontreras440 10 месяцев назад +201

    As a Pennsylvanian, I am not complaining about what Lockstin has said. He's merely stating the facts about how bad the government is

    • @Ghostype318
      @Ghostype318 10 месяцев назад +28

      As a fellow pennsylvanian, same. Surprised to not hear how all we have going for us is 2 cities and neither being the capital though

    • @Ultragay_bacon
      @Ultragay_bacon 10 месяцев назад +10

      And yet we're proud of it somehow

    • @ruah2221
      @ruah2221 10 месяцев назад +10

      I still wanna know where he got his cheesesteak. Bet it was Pats or Genos.

    • @TomoFoxFoxington
      @TomoFoxFoxington 10 месяцев назад +4

      I've only been in the area about five years and I hate PennDOT too. XD

    • @vava5848
      @vava5848 10 месяцев назад +5

      All true and a eternal reminder of how awful our roads will continue to be, potholes and all

  • @mrgalaxypants3567
    @mrgalaxypants3567 10 месяцев назад +56

    Lockstin being utterly unhinged isnt something I knew I needed until now

  • @Papersak
    @Papersak 6 месяцев назад +1

    This video is 900 times better and less insulting with the cute plushies 😆 I honestly got so happy every time a plushie popped up.

  • @randomnerd5913
    @randomnerd5913 9 месяцев назад +1

    This feels like a Huggbees video, and I love it.

  • @SM-be5dh
    @SM-be5dh 10 месяцев назад +47

    He’s bringing the idaho diss to everyone

  • @Xanderqwerty123
    @Xanderqwerty123 10 месяцев назад +54

    After this one, Huggbees is going to have to include all 50 states in his "weird deaths" series.

  • @RedDenim
    @RedDenim Месяц назад

    Actually learned a lot about the other states from this vid and how it isnt that much better compared to the big city, thanks Gnoggin :’)

  • @thethunderousstar-knight8010
    @thethunderousstar-knight8010 9 месяцев назад +3

    The Louisiana one is so accurate it’s sad! Loved the video!❤

  • @Comett778
    @Comett778 10 месяцев назад +45

    The GEOGRAPHICALLY was amazing I literally laughed out loud.

  • @ricochet0928
    @ricochet0928 10 месяцев назад +88

    As a marylander, i personally love hearing people roast our flag lol
    Granted, i still think it's at least a bit more interesting to look at than all the "solid color with a symbol in the middle" flags out there-

    • @JamesDavy2009
      @JamesDavy2009 10 месяцев назад +14

      Yeah, your flag looks more like medieval heraldry sans animals or a British royal standard flag.

    • @Samuel-p17
      @Samuel-p17 9 месяцев назад +1

      Your flag rules

    • @user-burner
      @user-burner 6 месяцев назад

      Minnesota is getting a new flag and I just had a really funny idea for a flag: Maryland but with white and black quarters. Better than Just Duluth's Flag (tm).

    • @user-burner
      @user-burner 6 месяцев назад

      Additionally this would actual have symbolism, specifically as a symbol for native Dakota people and that our state also starts with an M. Again, this has more actual symbolism than Just Duluths Flag (tm).

  • @jasonthejazzman8521
    @jasonthejazzman8521 7 месяцев назад

    This is the second "state roast" video I've seen this week and I feel like I react to every roast of Illinois with "heh heh! yeah"

  • @DaLegend395
    @DaLegend395 6 месяцев назад

    The roasting is absoltuley accruate and hilaroious. I would love for you to assign a state pokemon that you think fits it just like each state has a dog, a bird, flower, etc.

  • @TheRibottoStudios
    @TheRibottoStudios 10 месяцев назад +131

    As an Arizonan...I think the Sun roasts us harder than Lockstin did.

    • @gundamheavyarms4879
      @gundamheavyarms4879 10 месяцев назад +4

      Lockstin will need a burn heal for that one.

    • @WigglySpleen
      @WigglySpleen 10 месяцев назад +2

      As a fellow Arizonan, everything he said was spot on after this recent summer.

    • @darkabyssshine
      @darkabyssshine 10 месяцев назад +1

      As a Tennessean, my parents complain about it being hot, so, no offense, they would probably hate being at your state. Again, I mean no harm.

    • @moniqueespinoza2452
      @moniqueespinoza2452 10 месяцев назад +2

      I love AZ. I’m from southern AZ and i truly believe we have THE best Mexican food in the US…. But I also fear going outside so… I guess at least we don’t do daylight savings???

    • @TheRibottoStudios
      @TheRibottoStudios 10 месяцев назад

      @@moniqueespinoza2452 FCKING FR FR I'm so tired of Californians thinking they have a LEG TO STAND ON when it comes to Mexican food.
      NO YOU DON'T

  • @franciscorosa1498
    @franciscorosa1498 10 месяцев назад +78

    Right off the bat, lol damn this is more of a roast of the US then those wildfires

  • @TheSacredTapu
    @TheSacredTapu 2 месяца назад +2

    I’m from Nashville, I thought you were going to do Scovillan but how you explained Chandlure for the state makes so much more sense.

  • @splitsee2526
    @splitsee2526 10 месяцев назад +105

    As someone from Louisiana, our state had so much great potential to be one of the best to live in. We got the culture, the great food, and overall New Orleans (until 2020) was fun to visit. Unfortunately due to our absolutely horrible corrupt government which roots back to whenever the French and Spanish was there, we are now suffering from the fact our Governors don't care about us and rather use the oil money to fund their useless projects that never go anywhere. This is also why our roads, and pollution is so bad in the state. And anywhere that has a ton of trees we will hide in because we are overheating everyday from the absolutely torturous heat that prevents us from exercising until October comes back. I wish you would've roasted us more lmao.

    • @CuteNarpNarpPlush
      @CuteNarpNarpPlush 10 месяцев назад +13

      And don't forget about the wetlands they need protecting too

    • @CuteNarpNarpPlush
      @CuteNarpNarpPlush 10 месяцев назад +6

      Also yes our swampy state need to be roasted more better

    • @thethunderousstar-knight8010
      @thethunderousstar-knight8010 9 месяцев назад +3

      Preach my friend!

    • @anonymoususer188
      @anonymoususer188 9 месяцев назад

      Oh yes, the great food in Louisiana. Back in the summer of 2018, I was part of a large school trip that went to New Orleans. One of the students was vegan. At least one place that we went to, the "vegan" option had BUTTER in it. Now, as someone who is not vegan, I don't have a problem with butter, but I do have a problem with it being served in something specifically labeled as THE vegan option. Also, stop pretending that gumbo actually tastes good; that stuff is gross (and of COURSE, the butter incident was at the gumbo place which does not improve my opinion of the stuff). Maybe you people just think it tastes good because that's what you grew up with. As someone who grew up in the Midwest, gumbo isn't good food. Another restaurant managed to ruin PASTA by putting way too much of something that I hope was salt on it. How do you manage to ruin PASTA? In terms of food, the best part of that trip was the restaurant that we went to for diner on the first day of travel before we even reached Louisiana.

    • @gyzardo3648
      @gyzardo3648 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@anonymoususer188damn, you went to the WRONG places my friend, gumbo is SUPER varied so you must have gotten some weird disgusting version.

  • @SirSagaSage
    @SirSagaSage 10 месяцев назад +32

    Gimmighoul also fits Pennsylvania well because it's one of only three states that imposes a post-mortem will tax. Something I'm surprised you didn't mention, but it still fits nonetheless.

    • @Gnoggin
      @Gnoggin  10 месяцев назад +5

      Theres so much data to look at so I missed a lot I'm sure. But that's amazing(ly sad).

  • @KateCantDraw
    @KateCantDraw 8 месяцев назад

    In this video our boi woke up and chose violence and I am SO here for it

  • @shoot4thestars176
    @shoot4thestars176 3 месяца назад +1

    this might be my favorite video to ever exist on this platform. second is the rainforest cafe videos

  • @Killixn_
    @Killixn_ 10 месяцев назад +45

    As a Floridian, DAMN! You got our asses. That was a perfect representation of this state 💀😭

    • @yukkir_bolt_strike718
      @yukkir_bolt_strike718 10 месяцев назад +7

      Right??? I was born and raised there, so it was such a hit!!! I would’ve thought Absol, because we have so many disasters. But damn he hit us hard 😭

  • @joshtompkins1538
    @joshtompkins1538 10 месяцев назад +100

    As someone from Michigan I would like to explain how we got the Upper Peninsula. To make a long story short the US gave it to us so we wouldn’t go to war with Ohio over Toledo, yes this actually happened. Also I’m surprised you didn’t bring up our weather.

    • @dname9394
      @dname9394 7 месяцев назад +6

      You mean that in a span of a week we can and will go from 80 degrees to -5 to 40?

    • @joshtompkins1538
      @joshtompkins1538 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@dname9394 sounds about right

    • @pastaraccoon1991
      @pastaraccoon1991 7 месяцев назад +3

      The weather is 75% lake effect snow and the rest 80 degree humid heat

    • @AroundTheBlockAgain
      @AroundTheBlockAgain 5 месяцев назад

      I was so disappointed when I found out that Washington's "rainy cloudy weather" was pretty much the same as Michigan's. We put up with all these clouds and we don't get any credit for it at all!!

    • @falconcorban4128
      @falconcorban4128 5 месяцев назад

      @@dname9394 North Texas can be the same in winter, 20F to 80F in a single day... Summer though is consistently the pit of hell.

  • @ralphmartinez8369
    @ralphmartinez8369 7 месяцев назад +1

    Wow this is creative and I learned many facts about other states with Pokemon.

  • @EggBoy33
    @EggBoy33 7 месяцев назад +2

    Man woke up and chose violence for the entire video

  • @AlarisAcrelia
    @AlarisAcrelia 10 месяцев назад +185

    As a Californian and an avid Charizard hater I hate how well they fit together, well done

    • @firemiracle
      @firemiracle 10 месяцев назад +6

      I love charizard but i agree how gamefreak always uses charizard for almost every pokemon game again and again that it's unfair for the other starters 😅

    • @jaydenc367
      @jaydenc367 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@firemiracle Frankly at least Charizard is called overrated, you do not hear that much with Greninja tho

    • @spindash64
      @spindash64 10 месяцев назад +2

      Honestly, people probably wouldn’t hate California as much if the Hollywood chunk of it didn’t keep trying to act like it’s the best thing ever
      …a lot like Charizard, really: it’s a perfectly good design and a fun Pokémon, people just don’t like being told OVER AND OVER “hey isn’t Charizard cool?”

  • @leifruneborn5485
    @leifruneborn5485 10 месяцев назад +62

    Lockstin channeling some real Huggbees energy and I'm here for it.

  • @MrBrandinoBrown
    @MrBrandinoBrown 10 месяцев назад

    This is the best research video you’ve made since the end of Pokémon theories

  • @lorddarkrai7712
    @lorddarkrai7712 10 месяцев назад

    6:30 “because no one cares” I died laughing the first time I heard that

  • @albertomolina3264
    @albertomolina3264 10 месяцев назад +42

    The Oregon bit is so hilariously spot on. As a lifelong citizen of East Oregon that bit had me rolling...

    • @ReeveProductions
      @ReeveProductions 10 месяцев назад

      As a citizen of western Oregon I can 100% agree. This was so spot on I was rolling.

  • @charizard1802
    @charizard1802 10 месяцев назад +18

    That savage dissing of new mexico is not something I was expecting. I just expected you to make the easy joke but you did the research and went for the throat. Mad respect my man.

  • @dowaingeesey4230
    @dowaingeesey4230 9 месяцев назад +1

    I moved to New York a while back and his description is spot on

  • @rigfiercemen4104
    @rigfiercemen4104 9 месяцев назад +1

    Thank you for being so insultingly accurate about my state I love it ❤

  • @XanderNobhdy
    @XanderNobhdy 10 месяцев назад +61

    I would also have accepted Whiscash for Mississippi, but Feebas just fits so well 🤣

    • @rungunninja1289
      @rungunninja1289 10 месяцев назад +4

      I was thinking the same thing or cropfish. - some random Mississippian

    • @Ousseaghymn
      @Ousseaghymn 10 месяцев назад

      I'm surprised magicarp didn't make an appearance in this video.