Ratatoing fanfic??

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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

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  • @charlottecarr8568
    @charlottecarr8568 2 года назад +8269

    danny hanging out with kurtis's friends looks like when you need to bring your younger brother to a party bc your mom is out

    • @KateBlondell
      @KateBlondell 2 года назад +29

      Bahahhahaha

    • @jimenafa7829
      @jimenafa7829 2 года назад +112

      @Quark damn

    • @zlis4536
      @zlis4536 2 года назад +141

      @Quark you're 100% correct but spamming irrelevant shit in the comments is annoying, don't be like the "jESus LOVes YOu" idiots

    • @ZilRockbottom
      @ZilRockbottom 2 года назад +157

      @@zlis4536 It's a bot, most likely made by some disgruntled fundamentalist trying to make atheists look bad. Also state-enforced atheism is just as awful as state-enforced religion.

    • @zlis4536
      @zlis4536 2 года назад +38

      @@ZilRockbottom first part, probably yes. second part, no. state enforced religion is way worse, i live in a country where the government is full of christian fanatics and i can asure you there's nothing worse than hateful idiots basing their politics on a book about a wizard who lives in the sky. it's ridiculous

  • @KateBlondell
    @KateBlondell 2 года назад +2871

    Danny questioning why there’s pictures of him in a subreddit is hilarious

    • @KreeZafi
      @KreeZafi 2 года назад +103

      I mean... when it's just things like screenshots from videos with nothing added I really don't understand why people would post them. The photo of him from Kurtis' show makes sense but why are there so many that don't really add anything new?

    • @abandonedacc420
      @abandonedacc420 2 года назад +19

      @Alquisha 🍒 shhh

    • @godiloveminininjas4278
      @godiloveminininjas4278 2 года назад +4

      @Alquisha 🍒 i aint reading all that

    • @SeanFerree
      @SeanFerree 2 года назад +2

      Hahaha love it

  • @kayla-ey5kb
    @kayla-ey5kb 2 года назад +22633

    plot twist: danny actually writes ratatoing fanfics in his free time but roasted it to divert the attention

    • @scarxiett2998
      @scarxiett2998 2 года назад +176

      He's projecting

    • @tetrakotone
      @tetrakotone 2 года назад +158

      So, what I'm getting here is, Danny got caught writing it and made this video
      I wonder who caught him and what happened to them...

    • @redheadwannabe
      @redheadwannabe 2 года назад +57

      That would be like when he photoshopped himself to look Like he had a brother

    • @felicitas.c.
      @felicitas.c. 2 года назад +5

      Omg!!! Lol

    • @moon_skittles7905
      @moon_skittles7905 2 года назад

      🤔🤔🤔

  • @OreoCakezlol
    @OreoCakezlol Год назад +872

    I thought this was going to be him reading a ratatoing fanfic for 16 minutes

  • @OneTopic
    @OneTopic 2 года назад +11046

    oh dang I thought Danny was really tall but now I find out Danny is regular tall

  • @ricomartin8931
    @ricomartin8931 2 года назад +8083

    I thought the title was "Ratioing Fanfic", and expected Danny roasting another fanfic

  • @yikes.
    @yikes. 2 года назад +3500

    love the new frequent second channel content

    • @hank8735
      @hank8735 2 года назад +23

      Sadly the gaming Channel is dead

    • @milktea6676
      @milktea6676 2 года назад +12

      Where things get alittle wacky
      Also La Croix

    • @ClowncoreisCool
      @ClowncoreisCool 2 года назад +15

      @Quark Mr. Krabs sold SpongeBob's soul for 62 cents.

    • @milktea6676
      @milktea6676 2 года назад +9

      @Quark humans are the ones made up with nonsense
      religion just happens to be in the middle
      If I hit someone with a bat
      who do u blame
      the bat or the person who swinged the bat
      Anyways I’m not religious
      Just not stupid enough to discharge something that’s more then 2000 years old
      Even if it is nonsense

    • @KAGAMINERIZZ
      @KAGAMINERIZZ 2 года назад +3

      @Quark let people believe in what they want to. its not harming you. also who asked?

  • @ruthannemarie2668
    @ruthannemarie2668 Год назад +249

    Danny: “who am I gonna get to use this daddy saddle?”
    Also Danny: *announcing Laura is pregnant a year later*

  • @gabriellav.e500
    @gabriellav.e500 2 года назад +9387

    i thought those tattooes were fake, because we all know if danny ever actually got a tattoo it would be of the word 'greg' on his forehead.

    • @TheAmorable
      @TheAmorable 2 года назад +573

      And “Greg Gang” on his knuckles

    • @MiMimUta
      @MiMimUta 2 года назад +344

      I thought this video would be sponsored by inkbox

    • @fetchmehizsoulll
      @fetchmehizsoulll 2 года назад +31

      @@TheAmorable BYE

    • @th4nky0uf0rth3ven0m
      @th4nky0uf0rth3ven0m 2 года назад +32

      @@MiMimUta same 😭

    • @finkahata5663
      @finkahata5663 2 года назад

      Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤‍🔥
      mañas no se la
      Megan: "Hotter"
      Hopi: "Sweeter"
      Joonie: "Cooler"
      Yoongi: "Butter
      Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
      Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
      Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
      Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
      Dene: ''Muzdak''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
      Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente
      💗❤️💌💘

  • @bezka3545
    @bezka3545 2 года назад +3662

    I love the satire fanfiction people write and how youtubers always pretend it's deadly serious when the writer themself was pissing from laughter while writing

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 2 года назад +21

      GAGAGAGAGAGA!!! I want to cut my toenails... NEVER! I am the feet RUclipsr. Thanks for being a fan, dear bez

    • @grosebud4721
      @grosebud4721 2 года назад +167

      Like that one Harry Potter fanfic but that was rewritten to be about Christianity instead? Since some sects aren’t allowed to involve themselves in forms of magic or witchcraft, someone rewrote it to be Christian so they can! Or at least, that was the tag line

    • @bezka3545
      @bezka3545 2 года назад +164

      @@grosebud4721 I watched a Strange Eons video on it and I have to agree with her that it's definitely satire- a very well crafted one, with authors notes to fit the narrative and have a swift, funny excuse to stop writing. "My husband forbade me" just fits so well with the whole "You're a christian, Harry!" Maybe I should start writing satire fics as well, since they're so fun to read xD

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 2 года назад +61

      Being ironic does not justify the atrocities that they have created

    • @slumpsalot
      @slumpsalot 2 года назад +8

      this is the most tumblr comment ever

  • @katiemed
    @katiemed 2 года назад +6783

    The fact that there can be fanfics about anything truly terrifies me.

    • @Mkksparkles
      @Mkksparkles 2 года назад +178

      Give me a second making one at you

    • @GA_131
      @GA_131 2 года назад +117

      @@Mkksparkles I’m writing one for you

    • @mars_is_cooler
      @mars_is_cooler 2 года назад +110

      There could be one about you and you'd never know

    • @mcgrewism
      @mcgrewism 2 года назад +21

      Then you're a coward and I don't want you on this 'ship'.

    • @Someone_adachi
      @Someone_adachi 2 года назад +21

      Danny x Drew

  • @Opus566
    @Opus566 2 года назад +164

    The fact that it took Danny so long to figure out that the ballerina replacement wasn't just something completely random is honestly so funny to me idk why😭😭

  • @cassandralyris4918
    @cassandralyris4918 2 года назад +11664

    Wow, influencer, gamer, electrician, AND airline pilot at the age of 12. Impressive, Danny. Good job!

    • @maxdubblu
      @maxdubblu 2 года назад +291

      He's also manged to become multiple people one is called 'drew gooden' or something like that

    • @SnoopaSchnozler
      @SnoopaSchnozler 2 года назад +67

      *5 HIT COMBO*

    • @Maukiki
      @Maukiki 2 года назад +38

      a TRUE gamer

    • @maddieadaddy
      @maddieadaddy 2 года назад +107

      And an immigrant from Kazakhstan! He's really done it all

    • @kremitthetaco8725
      @kremitthetaco8725 2 года назад +31

      And also Danny DeVitos dog.

  • @ZilRockbottom
    @ZilRockbottom 2 года назад +855

    "I guess I could be the daddy and someone could pony me up and ride me around."
    - Danny Gonzalez (2022)

    • @anaghaarao5014
      @anaghaarao5014 2 года назад +17

      ITS 2022?1!! oh wait yea i forgor 💀

    • @finkahata5663
      @finkahata5663 2 года назад

      Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤‍🔥
      mañas no se la
      Megan: "Hotter"
      Hopi: "Sweeter"
      Joonie: "Cooler"
      Yoongi: "Butter
      Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
      Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
      Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
      Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
      Dene: ''Muzdak''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
      Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente
      💗❤️💌💘

    • @ZilRockbottom
      @ZilRockbottom 2 года назад +3

      @@finkahata5663 And for people who are bilingual in languages other than the one being spoken under the video you're spamming. Apparently. :/

  • @scarxiett2998
    @scarxiett2998 2 года назад +3531

    I swear Danny is the only RUclipsr who can admit he's actually shorter than it says on his Wiki

  • @oona7099
    @oona7099 2 года назад +612

    Can we all agree that this is Danny’s best hair era

    • @DaniCalleiro
      @DaniCalleiro 2 года назад +4

      Hell yeah

    • @Notmeganj
      @Notmeganj 2 года назад +3

      It only got better from here

    • @Bruh-ob9mi
      @Bruh-ob9mi 2 года назад +10

      Haira

    • @theclaybor4352
      @theclaybor4352 2 года назад +2

      @@Bruh-ob9mi good portmanteau; translates to "surprised." 😂

    • @kgddugvjj
      @kgddugvjj Год назад +1

      Ayy the angel's number

  • @kactus1889
    @kactus1889 2 года назад +6722

    I love how Danny's initial thought was that he needed to bring someone in to be the daddy, rather than be the daddy himself

    • @carlinkag2525
      @carlinkag2525 2 года назад +443

      It's cuz he's actually 12

    • @sunonix-simen
      @sunonix-simen 2 года назад +290

      He just wants to ride

    • @NinjaProfessionalBlender72oz
      @NinjaProfessionalBlender72oz 2 года назад +221

      We all know Danny isn’t the daddy. He prefers someone else to be the daddy. He is only 12 after all

    • @salemcrow5078
      @salemcrow5078 2 года назад +10

      666th like nice

    • @stelvu
      @stelvu 2 года назад +17

      why did i see like 5 comments stealing this one
      some of which are bots
      i get this comment is funny but this is a top comment, everyones gonna know they stole it lmao

  • @Mothhhhh
    @Mothhhhh 2 года назад +2663

    Now when Danny says he's hired people to help him post videos I can't trust him. He's gonna post a pic with his crew and they're all gonna slightly look like him. Don't think I've forgotten you saying you would successfully trick us, Danny.

    • @Mothhhhh
      @Mothhhhh 2 года назад +15

      @@duck9387 Is your pfp yassified Sangwoo? (I never thought that would be a question I asked lmaooo)

    • @keyadraws
      @keyadraws 2 года назад +17

      the trust issues he gave to us...

    • @aur9035
      @aur9035 2 года назад +3

      @@duck9387 HAHS? DAD?

  • @pixiestxNyomouf
    @pixiestxNyomouf 2 года назад +10635

    The irony of Danny talking about Vine like a distant memory and then not knowing about Wattpad is not lost on me 😭🤣

    • @ChillingWithAbby07
      @ChillingWithAbby07 2 года назад +180

      I came running to this video when someone commented on my comment saying I ended up in one of his videos! I made Danny feel old lol

    • @slytherindork8459
      @slytherindork8459 2 года назад +137

      That’s why I love my age, I was a few months late to Vine but still know well enough about it and I’m well into Wattpad now so, Golden age😌👌

    • @-TUPY
      @-TUPY 2 года назад

      Power 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽 ruclips.net/video/NYJSjq7Rvyg/видео.html 😳🫀

    • @ari1758
      @ari1758 2 года назад +96

      Especially because HE HAS A FANFIC ABOUT HIM ON WATTPAD

    • @deadhopefully483
      @deadhopefully483 2 года назад +71

      I spent 60 hours on wattpad one week and someone not knowing what wattpad is, is a strange concept.

  • @CreoTan
    @CreoTan 2 года назад +3442

    In case anyone wanted to know, as someone pretty familiar with fanfic trends/spaces-those ratatoing fic he showed are most definitely non serious, joke fic known as “crack fic.” People write them as jokes and to make fun of beginner fic writers and bad fic

    • @TheKitsuneMuffin
      @TheKitsuneMuffin 2 года назад +111

      Lmao it doesn't take an expert on fanfiction to understand that those were obviously satirical. But thanks Sherlock.

    • @Jaspertheghost1108
      @Jaspertheghost1108 2 года назад +28

      @Joanna I still don’t know how to pronounce it after years

    • @brookeee_78
      @brookeee_78 2 года назад +8

      I read it and omg it's so funny- my dad got mad at me cause I was laughing too much-

    • @lamwithahat
      @lamwithahat 2 года назад +12

      Dang idek why are they making fun of beginner writers what??😕😕

    • @saturnalle
      @saturnalle 2 года назад +109

      @@lamwithahat it's not really making fun of beginner writers it's more like making fun of unironically written weird shit by exaggerating the weird parts? if that makes sense? usually a crack fic just fanfic with an absolutely insane plot and terrible grammar

  • @moaskarab
    @moaskarab 2 года назад +1783

    What if Danny keeps "cosplaying as various individuals with tattoos" just to cover up the fact that he actually does have tattoos now, since he's just embarrassed of his choices

    • @blackparademistress1
      @blackparademistress1 2 года назад +70

      This reminds me of a k pop member who used fake piercings and drawn on/fake tattoos and then was like SURPRISE they’re real.

    • @finkahata5663
      @finkahata5663 2 года назад

      Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤‍🔥
      mañas no se la
      Megan: "Hotter"
      Hopi: "Sweeter"
      Joonie: "Cooler"
      Yoongi: "Butter
      Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
      Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
      Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
      Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
      Dene: ''Muzdak''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
      Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente
      💗❤️💌💘

    • @finkahata5663
      @finkahata5663 2 года назад

      Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤‍🔥
      mañas no se la
      Megan: "Hotter"
      Hopi: "Sweeter"
      Joonie: "Cooler"
      Yoongi: "Butter
      Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
      Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
      Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
      Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
      Dene: ''Muzdak''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
      Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente
      💗❤️💌💘

    • @kiingsomniia
      @kiingsomniia 2 года назад +31

      cosplays as Kurtis lmao

  • @yawninglion1677
    @yawninglion1677 2 года назад +279

    When he read "Greg x Marcel" my mind forgot that there was a character named Greg in the movie and thought it was a fanfic about the Gregs as a unit dating Marcel

    • @honeyinteaa
      @honeyinteaa 2 года назад +36

      oh. i thought it was about greg, as in the fanbase. this ruined my day. thank you.

  • @mandyhuey5810
    @mandyhuey5810 2 года назад +4677

    Are we not gonna talk about how absolutely RAVISHING Danny’s hair looks in this video? Damn, son.

    • @loser-c1o
      @loser-c1o 2 года назад +40

      IKR

    • @ash2833
      @ash2833 2 года назад +65

      the wave calmed

    • @Lol-ll5gh
      @Lol-ll5gh 2 года назад +11

      But it always looks the same tho

    • @7always191
      @7always191 2 года назад +6

      really tho

    • @stvrl1ghtt7
      @stvrl1ghtt7 2 года назад +14

      dam daniel back at it again with the RAVISHING hair

  • @DaniCalleiro
    @DaniCalleiro 2 года назад +72

    9:44 danny trying so hard to not just say “ride me” 😭😭😭 he has to add (ride me) AROUND jskakdakdkaksj

  • @SasukeUchihaOfTheSound
    @SasukeUchihaOfTheSound 2 года назад +800

    Damn Danny and here I was, absolutely stupid, under the impression the tattoos were real. Absolutely hoodwinked

    • @samjohnson7353
      @samjohnson7353 2 года назад +66

      Na you have to be 18 to get tattoos. Danny is way too young

    • @TheKitKatThe
      @TheKitKatThe 2 года назад +36

      @@samjohnson7353 yeah, he's only 12

    • @natalieg-s
      @natalieg-s 2 года назад +5

      none of us were privy to that knowledge

    • @emmaconder7854
      @emmaconder7854 2 года назад +6

      None of us were privy to the crux of that knowledge

  • @leonmayne797
    @leonmayne797 2 года назад +917

    'But who would I get to let me be their daddy?'
    You're really setting up the comment section on this one, Danny.

  • @tracycries3306
    @tracycries3306 2 года назад +844

    Admit it, Danny! You’re just two kids (one standing on the other’s shoulders) wearing a trench coat!

    • @KateBlondell
      @KateBlondell 2 года назад +4

      omg hahahah

    • @skipskylark9525
      @skipskylark9525 2 года назад +20

      vincent adultman????????

    • @honeyinteaa
      @honeyinteaa 2 года назад +2

      @@notleo9771 it’s a bot lmao

    • @backtomarzzzz
      @backtomarzzzz 2 года назад +7

      @Quark i’m as atheist as one can be but you’re just as bad as those christian spammers istg

    • @zebucetagens
      @zebucetagens 2 года назад

      he’s vincent adultman irl

  • @chameleoncool
    @chameleoncool 11 месяцев назад +35

    The pony daddy part hits different now, petition for Danny to get the pony up!

  • @jamesh4521
    @jamesh4521 2 года назад +645

    Danny, hovering over a hyperlink to someone's Wikipedia page: "I wonder what they're up to these days."
    Proceeds to not click the link.

    • @finkahata5663
      @finkahata5663 2 года назад

      Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤‍🔥
      mañas no se la
      Megan: "Hotter"
      Hopi: "Sweeter"
      Joonie: "Cooler"
      Yoongi: "Butter
      Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
      Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
      Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
      Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
      Dene: ''Muzdak''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
      Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente
      💗❤️💌💘

  • @perishonimpact
    @perishonimpact 2 года назад +78

    11:15 that's a genre of fanfiction called "crackfic" and most of them have comically awful spelling and grammar and the plot makes absolutely no sense either. crackfics on other platforms might be different but this is what i know about the ones on wattpad. they were really popular in 2015

    • @annakepes8050
      @annakepes8050 2 года назад +6

      on ao3 they are just silly goofy stories

  • @carterwilliamson6263
    @carterwilliamson6263 2 года назад +393

    Danny with the tattoos is a different vibe

    • @syra1541
      @syra1541 2 года назад

      nvm

    • @li_hu707
      @li_hu707 2 года назад +13

      @Quark bruh

    • @deez2569
      @deez2569 2 года назад +7

      @Quark Did you just have a mini stroke?

    • @ims2581
      @ims2581 2 года назад +6

      @Quark this is ridiculous lol

  • @bambina5722
    @bambina5722 2 года назад +158

    14:22 💀 HIS EYES WHEN HE READ ABOUT THE DOG APP CONTROLING ALL THE BOYS😭IM WHEEZING OMFG💀

  • @arlo_slater9009
    @arlo_slater9009 2 года назад +850

    Only real fans remember when the title was “ratoing fanfics” and not “ratatoing fanfics”

    • @kaylie.sears.
      @kaylie.sears. 2 года назад +5

      i was about to write this comment noooo 😰

    • @benjaminwyatt
      @benjaminwyatt 2 года назад +6

      notifs gang

    • @yomiyuarts
      @yomiyuarts 2 года назад +23

      I KNEW IT, I THOUGHT I WAS HAVING MANDELA EFFECT

    • @pumpkinpickens
      @pumpkinpickens 2 года назад +3

      @@benjaminwyatt you know it 🤙

    • @lonniedifranco
      @lonniedifranco 2 года назад +5

      @@yomiyuarts that's actually what I thought was happening to me with Danny's tattoos. I saw them in the last video, and I was like... Does he usually have them...I don't remember ever seeing them...?
      And I checked the comments, but didn't see a single comment about it. So I gaslighted myself and decided he must have always had them, and I'm crazy, or I got Mandela'd

  • @Soupy0208
    @Soupy0208 2 года назад +2286

    Danny did you get a tattoo with a wolf’s face and a flower? Seems very real

    • @Soupy0208
      @Soupy0208 2 года назад +111

      @Quark lmao what

    • @carolineyyy
      @carolineyyy 2 года назад +153

      this reply section is cursed lmao

    • @Indieperspective
      @Indieperspective 2 года назад +97

      Wtf I just want to know if his tattoos are real

    • @hyrutheprincessx3
      @hyrutheprincessx3 2 года назад +15

      @Quark what the-

    • @hollytinin9872
      @hollytinin9872 2 года назад +14

      @@Indieperspective LMAO Same .. like wtf is this comment section

  • @ImAlexandrio
    @ImAlexandrio 2 года назад +387

    I thought those 'gray hairs' were highlights for like the longest time and I actually think Danny looks great with them

    • @RAWRzooted
      @RAWRzooted 2 года назад +42

      idk why that shit made me sad like he's fucking growing up bro STOP

    • @whoswallowing
      @whoswallowing 2 года назад +31

      hes rocking them

    • @finkahata5663
      @finkahata5663 2 года назад

      Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤‍🔥
      mañas no se la
      Megan: "Hotter"
      Hopi: "Sweeter"
      Joonie: "Cooler"
      Yoongi: "Butter
      Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
      Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
      Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
      Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
      Dene: ''Muzdak''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
      Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente
      💗❤️💌💘

  • @CassTeaElle
    @CassTeaElle 2 года назад +124

    I'm so glad Danny finally confirmed the gray hairs, because I've been wondering if he got highlights or has some gray coming in. Whatever it is, I think it suits him quite nicely!

    • @mothpoolislife8318
      @mothpoolislife8318 2 года назад +9

      Getting old suits this 12year old married man very nicely, I agree!

  • @J_Lynn
    @J_Lynn 2 года назад +1626

    I went to the doctor's office once, and the lady at the counter asked me "Did you come here all by yourself or did somebody drive you?" and at first I didn't realize she thought I was like 12, so I was just like "oh, yeah, i drove here." then she said "do you need your guardian to sign these for you?" and I started to figure it out... was 25 at the time, so... I feel Danny on this.

    • @keyadraws
      @keyadraws 2 года назад +145

      had something similar happen to me when I went to the doctor and she kept asking where my parents are and why did they send me there alone without them, was 22 at the time but I didn't realize the meaning of her questions lol. after that she asked my age and was quite embarrassed haha

    • @jdms65
      @jdms65 2 года назад +126

      I went to a national park last year at 24 and they stopped me and asked me my age, so I told them. Turns out they were asking because they thought I was 12 and under and wanted to give me a discount.

    • @tapchoke2363
      @tapchoke2363 2 года назад +72

      I’ve had both problems weirdly enough. When I was like 12/13 people would ask for my drivers license and such. Now I’m 27 and I get told I’m too young to buy alcohol lmao. I guess I plateaued at some point or started benjamin buttoning

    • @gr33ngirlsea
      @gr33ngirlsea Год назад +17

      Meee, I work at a high school and a lot of the kids and staff think I'm a student!

    • @BudgieCute
      @BudgieCute Год назад +14

      ​@@tapchoke2363you're aging in reverse lmao

  • @mcndsprite
    @mcndsprite 2 года назад +485

    loving how volumized dan's hair is today😩👌

    • @mcndsprite
      @mcndsprite 2 года назад +7

      @Quark k

    • @TheKitKatThe
      @TheKitKatThe 2 года назад +28

      @Quark okay but don't let this comment distract you from the fact that nobody cares about your opinion

    • @_____________a_a
      @_____________a_a 2 года назад +4

      Honestly I need a hair tutorial.

    • @40watt53
      @40watt53 2 года назад

      @Quark based

    • @blackparademistress1
      @blackparademistress1 2 года назад +2

      Dan “the hair” Gonzalez

  • @calic.4175
    @calic.4175 2 года назад +2639

    As someone who’s way more knowledgeable about fanfic culture on the internet than I’d like to be, hearing Danny pronounce it ‘whatpad’ took 6 years off my life

    • @catelynh1020
      @catelynh1020 2 года назад +55

      I'm not ashamed to say i thought it sounded wrong but wasn't sure why. I have only my overwhelming preference for physical books/comics to thank for that

    • @hannahlees9214
      @hannahlees9214 2 года назад +126

      how are you supposed to pronounce it???

    • @thatoneguy9582
      @thatoneguy9582 2 года назад +17

      it just sounds like a funky ass accent to me tbh

    • @isabellelawrence9176
      @isabellelawrence9176 2 года назад +36

      Watt-pad

    • @hannalowercase5928
      @hannalowercase5928 2 года назад +11

      it sounds normal

  • @hollyhollyson6493
    @hollyhollyson6493 2 года назад +44

    3:04 love the babyface representation. I look about 12 years old while im 22 and this is the response I get anytime I try to buy drinks

  • @AW-zd1lt
    @AW-zd1lt 2 года назад +750

    Hey Danny! The Nutcracker Prince is the principle male role in the nutcracker ballet, I think the artist was drawing the Sugar Plum Fairy who is the principle female role. xo ~Greg

    • @katelynn1532
      @katelynn1532 2 года назад +13

      but… clara is the principle female role. The Nutcracker is literally about her and the nutcracker’s adventures, right??

    • @AW-zd1lt
      @AW-zd1lt 2 года назад +46

      @@katelynn1532 Yeah, and I know different companies do different variations, but typically Clara wears a white flowing gown and the Sugar Plum Fairy wears pink tutu and I think that's who the artist may have been referencing with her pink tutu character.

    • @katelynn1532
      @katelynn1532 2 года назад +12

      @@AW-zd1lt yes im not saying they didn’t draw the sugar plum fairy, was just pointing out that clara is the principle female not really the sugar plum fairy! :)

    • @LuvFearlessly
      @LuvFearlessly 2 года назад +29

      @@katelynn1532 I feel like Sugar Plum is more well-known though. Clara is also often played by a child rather than a company member.

    • @evelyncooper7514
      @evelyncooper7514 2 года назад +15

      @@katelynn1532 i agree, but i think it really depends how you classify principle role j bc the sugar plum is usually the more talented dancer

  • @purplemusiclover1597
    @purplemusiclover1597 2 года назад +703

    I feel your pain Danny, I’m 24 and I got 12 at the doctor the other day. They were trying to stop me from signing in without a parent or guardian until I showed my ID.

    • @matifadzaaa
      @matifadzaaa 2 года назад +86

      💀💀💀THIS IS SO FUNNY. I can imagine you attempting to sign and being dragged by the nurses and staff there.
      I'm so sorry😔

    • @lxvesickyuna6239
      @lxvesickyuna6239 2 года назад +3

      @@matifadzaaa LMAOO

    • @nathanbluto1383
      @nathanbluto1383 Год назад +4

      Had a friend back in school who had to get his parent to convince a teacher he was in 7th grade because she thought he was 8

  • @milenakovalenko2406
    @milenakovalenko2406 2 года назад +311

    I am on a thin line between going to read the fanfic, and trying to forget it exists.

    • @macyona
      @macyona 2 года назад +18

      it's a VERY thin line

    • @jae2138
      @jae2138 2 года назад +8

      Update from someone who impulsively read this... don't. The spelling gets so much worse

    • @lunacy04
      @lunacy04 2 года назад +6

      @@jae2138 writer of it here: i only plan to make it worse 💕

    • @jae2138
      @jae2138 2 года назад +2

      @@lunacy04 go off ig lol

    • @lauraanne7108
      @lauraanne7108 2 года назад

      @@lunacy04 i'm literally gonna read it because of this

  • @imogenwiggett1115
    @imogenwiggett1115 2 года назад +78

    I dont think I've ever been more jumpcared then seeing Danny with tattoos

  • @aidanweinberg7760
    @aidanweinberg7760 2 года назад +15032

    Danny, I've been commenting on like every video for over a year and I'll keep commenting until you do it. PLEASE make a video about Rat Movie: Mystery of the Mayan Treasure. thank you.

    • @salomeshalome
      @salomeshalome 2 года назад +522

      danny please

    • @baasiix
      @baasiix 2 года назад +250

      omg i would love this

    • @senilerodent
      @senilerodent 2 года назад +259

      tried to escape from jerma by watching a danny video. bad choice

    • @sageawsome1912
      @sageawsome1912 2 года назад +22

      Plzzzz

    • @D4N4Y4
      @D4N4Y4 2 года назад +18

      absolutely

  • @bun_nana_boat
    @bun_nana_boat 2 года назад +350

    Good thing Wikipedia has him tagged under “Living People”. I was having trouble figuring that out.

    • @JOKERWOKER_
      @JOKERWOKER_ 2 года назад +13

      me too!! this comment also helped so thanks

  • @willd.4808
    @willd.4808 2 года назад +3135

    I feel obligated to tell you that in the context of fanfiction, an "x" (as in "[Character] x [Character]") does not mean an "&," but implies a romantic or sexual relationship. So "Ratatoing Cast x God" is implying that the Ratatoing cast is romantically or sexually involved with God.

  • @clairiya
    @clairiya Год назад +56

    0:17 I was about to say how did I not realize danny had tattoos

  • @pandajesus5052
    @pandajesus5052 2 года назад +74

    10:23 “What is that website called again? Wattpad”
    Oh the innocence-

  • @hayden1300
    @hayden1300 2 года назад +427

    the last thing i was expecting was a ratatoing fanfic but i’m not necessarily complaining

    • @hayden1300
      @hayden1300 2 года назад +7

      @Quark i’m an atheist

    • @falcon1824
      @falcon1824 2 года назад +7

      @Quark ratio + L + god made you + jesus owns you bozo 😹😹😹

    • @jazz8500
      @jazz8500 2 года назад +3

      @Quark im agnostic

    • @Just_a_beaner60
      @Just_a_beaner60 2 года назад +2

      ​@Quark Ah, yes. I love how nothing can make a whole universe(out f nothing)! Like, that makes a lot of sense, totally. Your comment makes no sense to me. I'm not uneducated, or in a cult. Listen, it's fine that you dont believe in God. I just have a problem how you are insulting them, thats dumb. Also not to mention nobody asked for this.
      I am truly praying for you. (I dont mean this in a bad way, so please dont think im one of those people who use "praying" as an argument.) God bless.

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 2 года назад

      _you should be_

  • @rosacastillo8859
    @rosacastillo8859 2 года назад +228

    13:02 Danny agreeing with the fact that he looks like a literal 15 year old kid

    • @finkahata5663
      @finkahata5663 2 года назад

      Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤‍🔥
      mañas no se la
      Megan: "Hotter"
      Hopi: "Sweeter"
      Joonie: "Cooler"
      Yoongi: "Butter
      Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
      Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
      Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
      Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
      Dene: ''Muzdak''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
      Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente
      💗❤️💌💘

  • @hotelbellamuerte
    @hotelbellamuerte 2 года назад +37

    5:38 I'm 18, was definitely too young to be on Vine (was 8 when it came out and 12 when it shut down), but I know a WHOOOOLE bunch l from RUclips compilations I watched back then and it genuinely hurts my soul that people even as little as three years younger than me don't get it when I still reference them now :(

  • @satanthemself420
    @satanthemself420 2 года назад +465

    "someone on the disney writing team has a god complex"
    thats pretty on-brand tbh

  • @XwXMARVELXwX
    @XwXMARVELXwX 2 года назад +137

    Literally so glad that you said the tattoos weren't real 18 seconds in because I immediately started freaking out and trying to find comments about when you got the tattoos I was losing my mind

    • @ChespinCraft
      @ChespinCraft 2 года назад +9

      I'm reading this comment doing exactly as you just said lmfao, I was like surely I didn't miss the fact that Danny has tattoos

    • @Camera.of_theworld
      @Camera.of_theworld 2 года назад +12

      @Quark wtf- that's so random... Also just let people believe what they want to believe you don't need to tell them what they can and can't believe in. Also, there is no evidence that afterlife and other stuff like that doesn't exist. Like you haven't heard of it maybe because you haven't seen it. Anyways just let people believe their beliefs.

    • @galeg4021
      @galeg4021 2 года назад +2

      @@Camera.of_theworld its a bot. just report bot and move on.

    • @askinredroads5132
      @askinredroads5132 2 года назад

      Me too

    • @ClowncoreisCool
      @ClowncoreisCool 2 года назад +4

      @Quark Okay but don't let this comment distract you from the fact that Mr. Krabs sold SpongeBob's soul for 62 cents.

  • @trash2273
    @trash2273 2 года назад +281

    i read the title wrong before he changed it as rating fanfic and thought he was actually going to be reading fanfic about himself and rating it

    • @cathulu7975
      @cathulu7975 2 года назад +21

      I mean that would be a great video lol

    • @ardeiwann
      @ardeiwann 2 года назад +11

      @Quark an _atheist_ preaching on a random comment? that's new

    • @cl5470
      @cl5470 2 года назад +7

      @Quark this is peak edgelord. 🤣

  • @lumini3172
    @lumini3172 2 года назад +33

    8:32 Dude, how have I never noticed this?
    Drew Gooden - DG
    Danny Gonzalez - DG
    Kurtis Conner - KC
    Cody Ko - CK
    My perfectionist self is very pleased with these coincidences.

  • @christmas8
    @christmas8 2 года назад +1068

    To address the ballerina nutcracker swap: yes. it is most likely a reference to the ballet called the nutcracker. It would’ve been even funnier however, (at least to me because I dance) if they drew Clara who is the lead female in the ballet (the nutcracker is the lead male) so yeah 👏

    • @ihatehandleswtf
      @ihatehandleswtf 2 года назад +28

      I mean, isn't it actually a toy soldier? From what I remember, the ballerinas were the "counterparts" of the toy soldiers

    • @christmas8
      @christmas8 2 года назад +36

      @@ihatehandleswtf yeah i think it is actually a soldier. But danny always calls him “the little nutcracker guy” so to me at least it would’ve been funnier that way.

    • @wem3676
      @wem3676 2 года назад +7

      I thought sugar plum fairy !

    • @daisyw4348
      @daisyw4348 2 года назад +9

      Theres also the story of the nutcracker who falls in love with a ballerina

    • @megumiseyelashes6706
      @megumiseyelashes6706 2 года назад

      Unpopular opinion but the male lead was more handsome when he was a nut cracker

  • @sharpeningtheaxe
    @sharpeningtheaxe 2 года назад +178

    I like how he says “can we get some fanart?” and then proceeds to barely even show any of the fanart on there.

    • @finkahata5663
      @finkahata5663 2 года назад

      Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤‍🔥
      mañas no se la
      Megan: "Hotter"
      Hopi: "Sweeter"
      Joonie: "Cooler"
      Yoongi: "Butter
      Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
      Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
      Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
      Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
      Dene: ''Muzdak''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
      Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente
      💗❤️💌💘

  • @Unknown-ou4su
    @Unknown-ou4su 2 года назад +119

    "I wonder who I could invite"
    Drew: 👁👄👁

    • @ClowncoreisCool
      @ClowncoreisCool 2 года назад +12

      @Quark Okay but don't let this comment distract you from the fact that Mr. Krabs sold SpongeBob's soul for 62 cents.

    • @abandonedacc420
      @abandonedacc420 2 года назад +7

      @Quark okay but dont let your comment distract you that you keep spamming this in videos that arent even slightly similar to religion at all and that nobody gives a shit

  • @alexunknown7066
    @alexunknown7066 2 года назад +25

    That whole daddy saddle part was so hard to play out loud

  • @gioscacco
    @gioscacco 2 года назад +102

    now i feel like danny actually doesn’t want the nutcracker. it’s something an uncle/grandparent might’ve bought as a gift and now nobody in the family wants it.. but, you know, you can’t throw away a gift. this is why it’s there

    • @ClowncoreisCool
      @ClowncoreisCool 2 года назад +36

      @Quark Okay but don't let this comment distract you from the fact that Mr. Krabs sold SpongeBob's soul for 62 cents.

    • @gioscacco
      @gioscacco 2 года назад +15

      @Quark okay but don’t let this comment distract you from shutting up

  • @nat2057
    @nat2057 2 года назад +221

    Nash is actually doing really good, he's had a whole personality glow up honestly. Both him, his partner and his son all look so happy and healthy so yeah

    • @poliknoy
      @poliknoy 2 года назад +13

      Yes, and his partner is pregnant 🤰🏻 with their second kid!!!

  • @mudwateraddict
    @mudwateraddict 2 года назад +792

    Hey danny, I just wanted to thank you.
    It’s been very hard for me the last couple hours since my dad passed away, and you always cheer me up and made it just a bit more bearable. My dad suffered from dementia for quite a while with heart problems so I expected this somehow, he never spent too much time with me but he always kept the house clean and cooked, he was dear to my heart and I just wish i wasn’t this affected since I’ve got to be there for my mom and sister so thank you. This might seem insignificant but it meant a lot to me. Hope you’re doing well 💕
    I just read all the comments and i teared up a bit, thank you all so much for your kind words, they really do mean the world to me. I don’t have a lot of people to talk to in my usual life since I’m a socially awkward introvert so it means that much more so thank you again ❤️

    • @Kat_Ducky_17
      @Kat_Ducky_17 2 года назад +151

      @Quark Really dude? Pick another human to comment this at. This was NOT necessary. Shame on you.

    • @Kat_Ducky_17
      @Kat_Ducky_17 2 года назад +79

      I'm so sorry for your loss :( Danny also cheers me up. Sending hugs and love your way :)

    • @mudwateraddict
      @mudwateraddict 2 года назад +41

      @@Kat_Ducky_17 Thank you so much, you don’t know how much this means to me

    • @mudwateraddict
      @mudwateraddict 2 года назад +6

      @Quark Okay…

    • @bloonsTDenthusiast123
      @bloonsTDenthusiast123 2 года назад +35

      report the bot
      also hope youre doing well

  • @Lucifersfursona
    @Lucifersfursona 2 года назад +26

    6:15 I think I broke something trying not to wake up my family when he just whorled away

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona 2 года назад

      How the fuck is this man two years older than me

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona 2 года назад

      People writing fanfic parodies of my immortal without any sincerity is nowhere near as funny, ever, as
      - unironic word salad
      - writing a weird subject uncomfortably well

  • @srtvllkrj
    @srtvllkrj 2 года назад +65

    9:34 Drew. Next question.

  • @baileybrian9560
    @baileybrian9560 2 года назад +59

    i feel your pain, i used to get stopped by security at the mall i used to work at because they thought i was a lost child 😢

    • @ClowncoreisCool
      @ClowncoreisCool 2 года назад +10

      @Quark Okay but don't let this comment distract you from the fact that Mr. Krabs sold SpongeBob's soul for 62 cents.

  • @saiwestfield
    @saiwestfield 2 года назад +98

    6:03 he says “But we all know Danny is going to die when he’s 30” but actually, we all know that he will just keep looking really young even when he’s 70. He literally does not age.

    • @MegaMonkeVr
      @MegaMonkeVr 3 месяца назад +2

      Yeah maybe the witness thought he was 30 but he was 97

  • @shortstorytime105
    @shortstorytime105 2 года назад +31

    5:01 Danny, the nutcracker is a ballet.

  • @jasond.b-w
    @jasond.b-w 2 года назад +109

    "He is so small. He is a small little guy."
    Me, barely an inch taller:

  • @Clown_cars
    @Clown_cars 2 года назад +32

    danny just destroyed toxic masculinity. "5'11 thats incorrect im 5'10"

  • @jamietriggs4393
    @jamietriggs4393 Год назад +12

    whenever Danny is being serious about anything for any reason, I just look at the picture behind him and i start laughing. like he could be talkin about murder and i could still laugh at the poster

  • @Cardinalt
    @Cardinalt 2 года назад +375

    Ratatoing is truly beautiful, a great epic that shall be compared to all of the greatest movies in history, as, indeed, it is one itself. Yet, however compressed it may be into a great literary piece, I much doubt it's majesty can be destroyed.

    • @Cardinalt
      @Cardinalt 2 года назад +10

      this place is infested with bots

    • @Roukmouss
      @Roukmouss 2 года назад

      Omg insane

  • @Pikajohn8
    @Pikajohn8 2 года назад +29

    LMFAO "The Fault In Our Cheese" when he read that title I died laughing for way too long XD

    • @SeanFerree
      @SeanFerree 2 года назад +1

      Lol!! Same 😂😂😂

  • @Whydoesytsuddenlyhavethis
    @Whydoesytsuddenlyhavethis 2 года назад +32

    11:39 he’s the one taking my notifications

  • @emmas.m
    @emmas.m 2 года назад +55

    10:50 I'm 100% sure this is crack. This has to be ironic.
    Actually I'm pretty sure that all of wattpad is crack tbh

  • @kagedbirdd3591
    @kagedbirdd3591 2 года назад +47

    9:58 save a horse, ride a cowboy

  • @tylerblack3962
    @tylerblack3962 2 года назад +154

    I didn't think Id ever see the words "Ratatoing" and "Fanfic" together, but the internet has proven me wrong once again

  • @sc82665
    @sc82665 2 года назад +30

    A tier friends: Give you a ride to the airport.
    S tier friends: Give you a ride for a commentary video.

  • @eddie-rosen
    @eddie-rosen 2 года назад +126

    as a classical musician who has played in, conducted, and DANCED IN (albeit when I was 4) The Nutcracker I'm truly shocked and disturbed to learn that not everyone knows that The Nutcracker is a ballet, and not, in fact, a musical

    • @livefastpetkity
      @livefastpetkity 2 года назад +4

      As a former ballerina, I'm shocked and disturbed to find that the story and music of the nutcracker aren't common knowledge ingrained into everyone's brains like they are in mine

  • @nintendogejpeg
    @nintendogejpeg 2 года назад +47

    7:11 The expression and silence was so hilarious 😭

  • @onabalcony
    @onabalcony 2 года назад +72

    i haven’t laughed at anything as hard as i laughed at “you bloosh” in a long time

  • @bear9295
    @bear9295 6 месяцев назад +3

    05:07 In the story its a soldier toy and a ballerina toy. That's the story nutcracker is from. And those two are the main characters. I can't believe no one mentioned this in the comments.

  • @ariariari8524
    @ariariari8524 2 года назад +44

    The rat smiled as Thomas the train pulled him closer. “Chuga chuga “ whispered thomas. The brown rodent smiled fondly at his blue metal lover. “Choo choo” the rat whispered sweetly.

  • @roomfullofrocks275
    @roomfullofrocks275 2 года назад +56

    Danny should totally do a Zapped video. It's such a strange idea for a movie. The final confrontation is weird even for a dcom

    • @sarahgent2674
      @sarahgent2674 2 года назад

      Is it not meant to be like a pied piper thing?
      Edit: looked into it, apparently not

    • @CHESShireCat
      @CHESShireCat 2 года назад

      I watched the end of that movie without sound at my job because it was playing in the lobby (I work at a movie theater). I had never seen the movie before. I was absolutely confused.

  • @juliejobob
    @juliejobob 2 года назад +224

    I expected Danny to flip us off, say "well goodbye gents" and then end the video. Still 10/10 second channel content.

  • @rioghna7645
    @rioghna7645 2 года назад +21

    I can't believe he's not wearing his Ratatoing shirt. Come on Danny. Get it together

    • @aur9035
      @aur9035 2 года назад

      Rio? Is this you??

  • @wut274
    @wut274 2 года назад +38

    9:49 @Drew Gooden My guy, could Danny be throwing the hints any harder at you rn?? 🤣🤣

  • @nahin2974
    @nahin2974 2 года назад +63

    The person who has enough free time to write a fanfic about ratatoing, let me send my assignments to you

    • @Julia-tk2em
      @Julia-tk2em Год назад +5

      Fan fic writers have unlimited free time. Somehow I’m getting a degree and still found time to write my Mark Zuckerberg x Cabbage Man from Avatar The Last Airbender fan fiction

  • @kanemoss4235
    @kanemoss4235 2 года назад +63

    I love the vibes of this video!! I’m not typically a fan of people reviewing Reddit, but the stories and potential ideas were really interesting!! Great job as always

  • @x.graceterry.x
    @x.graceterry.x Год назад +12

    Petition to make Danny wear the Daddy Go after his child is born.

  • @kateprice7417
    @kateprice7417 2 года назад +33

    7:50 legendary short king behavior

  • @fhie.7520
    @fhie.7520 2 года назад +34

    2:23 "stunned and too shocked to speak" LMAO DID HE JUST UNINTENTIONALLY REFER TO THAT "THIS WOMAN WAS TOO STUNNED TO SPEAK" MEME

  • @jazwhoaskedforthis
    @jazwhoaskedforthis 2 года назад +49

    I took a bite of rice when you said "The Fault in Our Cheese" and nearly choked to death

    • @_sandy_
      @_sandy_ 2 года назад +5

      you poor thing

  • @luckyy150
    @luckyy150 5 месяцев назад +4

    9:45 I was like, your son? but then I remembered he was not born yet lmao

  • @ecooper1028
    @ecooper1028 2 года назад +38

    Even weirder, “Zapped” and “How the build a better boy” came out the same summer. Who was approving these films at the time?

  • @lonely-sammy
    @lonely-sammy 2 года назад +46

    I like how every other RUclipsr complains about their subreddit not being related to them enough and Danny’s is too on topic to where it’s just pictures of him

  • @chrzrd.
    @chrzrd. 2 года назад +50

    Danny, I've seen you wear that shirt many times, but this time I HAVE to just say, it's the nicest shirt I've ever seen.

  • @Lizzye2345
    @Lizzye2345 Год назад +7

    Danny you can finally get the pony up daddy but this time you’re the father success

  • @Cr0ut0n
    @Cr0ut0n 2 года назад +111

    Danny, it’s “he WOULD look so cute” because we all know you age backwards so when you are that old you will look like a little baby 👶🏻

  • @Naeaira
    @Naeaira 2 года назад +104

    Of course I love Danny’s main channel with all the extra editing and scripting but honestly I also love when his second channel posts some more laid back content of him just catching up on his subreddits 😂 I wish it would post more sometimes so it’s nice to hear that he’s going to try to do that!