@@zlis4536 It's a bot, most likely made by some disgruntled fundamentalist trying to make atheists look bad. Also state-enforced atheism is just as awful as state-enforced religion.
@@ZilRockbottom first part, probably yes. second part, no. state enforced religion is way worse, i live in a country where the government is full of christian fanatics and i can asure you there's nothing worse than hateful idiots basing their politics on a book about a wizard who lives in the sky. it's ridiculous
I mean... when it's just things like screenshots from videos with nothing added I really don't understand why people would post them. The photo of him from Kurtis' show makes sense but why are there so many that don't really add anything new?
@Quark humans are the ones made up with nonsense religion just happens to be in the middle If I hit someone with a bat who do u blame the bat or the person who swinged the bat Anyways I’m not religious Just not stupid enough to discharge something that’s more then 2000 years old Even if it is nonsense
Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤🔥 mañas no se la Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy . Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾 Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente 💗❤️💌💘
I love the satire fanfiction people write and how youtubers always pretend it's deadly serious when the writer themself was pissing from laughter while writing
Like that one Harry Potter fanfic but that was rewritten to be about Christianity instead? Since some sects aren’t allowed to involve themselves in forms of magic or witchcraft, someone rewrote it to be Christian so they can! Or at least, that was the tag line
@@grosebud4721 I watched a Strange Eons video on it and I have to agree with her that it's definitely satire- a very well crafted one, with authors notes to fit the narrative and have a swift, funny excuse to stop writing. "My husband forbade me" just fits so well with the whole "You're a christian, Harry!" Maybe I should start writing satire fics as well, since they're so fun to read xD
The fact that it took Danny so long to figure out that the ballerina replacement wasn't just something completely random is honestly so funny to me idk why😭😭
Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤🔥 mañas no se la Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy . Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾 Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente 💗❤️💌💘
why did i see like 5 comments stealing this one some of which are bots i get this comment is funny but this is a top comment, everyones gonna know they stole it lmao
Now when Danny says he's hired people to help him post videos I can't trust him. He's gonna post a pic with his crew and they're all gonna slightly look like him. Don't think I've forgotten you saying you would successfully trick us, Danny.
In case anyone wanted to know, as someone pretty familiar with fanfic trends/spaces-those ratatoing fic he showed are most definitely non serious, joke fic known as “crack fic.” People write them as jokes and to make fun of beginner fic writers and bad fic
@@lamwithahat it's not really making fun of beginner writers it's more like making fun of unironically written weird shit by exaggerating the weird parts? if that makes sense? usually a crack fic just fanfic with an absolutely insane plot and terrible grammar
What if Danny keeps "cosplaying as various individuals with tattoos" just to cover up the fact that he actually does have tattoos now, since he's just embarrassed of his choices
Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤🔥 mañas no se la Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy . Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾 Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente 💗❤️💌💘
Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤🔥 mañas no se la Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy . Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾 Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente 💗❤️💌💘
When he read "Greg x Marcel" my mind forgot that there was a character named Greg in the movie and thought it was a fanfic about the Gregs as a unit dating Marcel
Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤🔥 mañas no se la Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy . Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾 Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente 💗❤️💌💘
11:15 that's a genre of fanfiction called "crackfic" and most of them have comically awful spelling and grammar and the plot makes absolutely no sense either. crackfics on other platforms might be different but this is what i know about the ones on wattpad. they were really popular in 2015
@@yomiyuarts that's actually what I thought was happening to me with Danny's tattoos. I saw them in the last video, and I was like... Does he usually have them...I don't remember ever seeing them...? And I checked the comments, but didn't see a single comment about it. So I gaslighted myself and decided he must have always had them, and I'm crazy, or I got Mandela'd
Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤🔥 mañas no se la Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy . Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾 Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente 💗❤️💌💘
I'm so glad Danny finally confirmed the gray hairs, because I've been wondering if he got highlights or has some gray coming in. Whatever it is, I think it suits him quite nicely!
I went to the doctor's office once, and the lady at the counter asked me "Did you come here all by yourself or did somebody drive you?" and at first I didn't realize she thought I was like 12, so I was just like "oh, yeah, i drove here." then she said "do you need your guardian to sign these for you?" and I started to figure it out... was 25 at the time, so... I feel Danny on this.
had something similar happen to me when I went to the doctor and she kept asking where my parents are and why did they send me there alone without them, was 22 at the time but I didn't realize the meaning of her questions lol. after that she asked my age and was quite embarrassed haha
I went to a national park last year at 24 and they stopped me and asked me my age, so I told them. Turns out they were asking because they thought I was 12 and under and wanted to give me a discount.
I’ve had both problems weirdly enough. When I was like 12/13 people would ask for my drivers license and such. Now I’m 27 and I get told I’m too young to buy alcohol lmao. I guess I plateaued at some point or started benjamin buttoning
As someone who’s way more knowledgeable about fanfic culture on the internet than I’d like to be, hearing Danny pronounce it ‘whatpad’ took 6 years off my life
I'm not ashamed to say i thought it sounded wrong but wasn't sure why. I have only my overwhelming preference for physical books/comics to thank for that
Hey Danny! The Nutcracker Prince is the principle male role in the nutcracker ballet, I think the artist was drawing the Sugar Plum Fairy who is the principle female role. xo ~Greg
@@katelynn1532 Yeah, and I know different companies do different variations, but typically Clara wears a white flowing gown and the Sugar Plum Fairy wears pink tutu and I think that's who the artist may have been referencing with her pink tutu character.
@@AW-zd1lt yes im not saying they didn’t draw the sugar plum fairy, was just pointing out that clara is the principle female not really the sugar plum fairy! :)
I feel your pain Danny, I’m 24 and I got 12 at the doctor the other day. They were trying to stop me from signing in without a parent or guardian until I showed my ID.
Danny, I've been commenting on like every video for over a year and I'll keep commenting until you do it. PLEASE make a video about Rat Movie: Mystery of the Mayan Treasure. thank you.
I feel obligated to tell you that in the context of fanfiction, an "x" (as in "[Character] x [Character]") does not mean an "&," but implies a romantic or sexual relationship. So "Ratatoing Cast x God" is implying that the Ratatoing cast is romantically or sexually involved with God.
@Quark Ah, yes. I love how nothing can make a whole universe(out f nothing)! Like, that makes a lot of sense, totally. Your comment makes no sense to me. I'm not uneducated, or in a cult. Listen, it's fine that you dont believe in God. I just have a problem how you are insulting them, thats dumb. Also not to mention nobody asked for this. I am truly praying for you. (I dont mean this in a bad way, so please dont think im one of those people who use "praying" as an argument.) God bless.
Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤🔥 mañas no se la Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy . Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾 Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente 💗❤️💌💘
5:38 I'm 18, was definitely too young to be on Vine (was 8 when it came out and 12 when it shut down), but I know a WHOOOOLE bunch l from RUclips compilations I watched back then and it genuinely hurts my soul that people even as little as three years younger than me don't get it when I still reference them now :(
Literally so glad that you said the tattoos weren't real 18 seconds in because I immediately started freaking out and trying to find comments about when you got the tattoos I was losing my mind
@Quark wtf- that's so random... Also just let people believe what they want to believe you don't need to tell them what they can and can't believe in. Also, there is no evidence that afterlife and other stuff like that doesn't exist. Like you haven't heard of it maybe because you haven't seen it. Anyways just let people believe their beliefs.
8:32 Dude, how have I never noticed this? Drew Gooden - DG Danny Gonzalez - DG Kurtis Conner - KC Cody Ko - CK My perfectionist self is very pleased with these coincidences.
To address the ballerina nutcracker swap: yes. it is most likely a reference to the ballet called the nutcracker. It would’ve been even funnier however, (at least to me because I dance) if they drew Clara who is the lead female in the ballet (the nutcracker is the lead male) so yeah 👏
@@ihatehandleswtf yeah i think it is actually a soldier. But danny always calls him “the little nutcracker guy” so to me at least it would’ve been funnier that way.
Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤🔥 mañas no se la Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy . Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾 Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente 💗❤️💌💘
@Quark okay but dont let your comment distract you that you keep spamming this in videos that arent even slightly similar to religion at all and that nobody gives a shit
now i feel like danny actually doesn’t want the nutcracker. it’s something an uncle/grandparent might’ve bought as a gift and now nobody in the family wants it.. but, you know, you can’t throw away a gift. this is why it’s there
Nash is actually doing really good, he's had a whole personality glow up honestly. Both him, his partner and his son all look so happy and healthy so yeah
Hey danny, I just wanted to thank you. It’s been very hard for me the last couple hours since my dad passed away, and you always cheer me up and made it just a bit more bearable. My dad suffered from dementia for quite a while with heart problems so I expected this somehow, he never spent too much time with me but he always kept the house clean and cooked, he was dear to my heart and I just wish i wasn’t this affected since I’ve got to be there for my mom and sister so thank you. This might seem insignificant but it meant a lot to me. Hope you’re doing well 💕 I just read all the comments and i teared up a bit, thank you all so much for your kind words, they really do mean the world to me. I don’t have a lot of people to talk to in my usual life since I’m a socially awkward introvert so it means that much more so thank you again ❤️
People writing fanfic parodies of my immortal without any sincerity is nowhere near as funny, ever, as - unironic word salad - writing a weird subject uncomfortably well
6:03 he says “But we all know Danny is going to die when he’s 30” but actually, we all know that he will just keep looking really young even when he’s 70. He literally does not age.
whenever Danny is being serious about anything for any reason, I just look at the picture behind him and i start laughing. like he could be talkin about murder and i could still laugh at the poster
Ratatoing is truly beautiful, a great epic that shall be compared to all of the greatest movies in history, as, indeed, it is one itself. Yet, however compressed it may be into a great literary piece, I much doubt it's majesty can be destroyed.
as a classical musician who has played in, conducted, and DANCED IN (albeit when I was 4) The Nutcracker I'm truly shocked and disturbed to learn that not everyone knows that The Nutcracker is a ballet, and not, in fact, a musical
As a former ballerina, I'm shocked and disturbed to find that the story and music of the nutcracker aren't common knowledge ingrained into everyone's brains like they are in mine
05:07 In the story its a soldier toy and a ballerina toy. That's the story nutcracker is from. And those two are the main characters. I can't believe no one mentioned this in the comments.
The rat smiled as Thomas the train pulled him closer. “Chuga chuga “ whispered thomas. The brown rodent smiled fondly at his blue metal lover. “Choo choo” the rat whispered sweetly.
I watched the end of that movie without sound at my job because it was playing in the lobby (I work at a movie theater). I had never seen the movie before. I was absolutely confused.
Fan fic writers have unlimited free time. Somehow I’m getting a degree and still found time to write my Mark Zuckerberg x Cabbage Man from Avatar The Last Airbender fan fiction
I love the vibes of this video!! I’m not typically a fan of people reviewing Reddit, but the stories and potential ideas were really interesting!! Great job as always
I like how every other RUclipsr complains about their subreddit not being related to them enough and Danny’s is too on topic to where it’s just pictures of him
Of course I love Danny’s main channel with all the extra editing and scripting but honestly I also love when his second channel posts some more laid back content of him just catching up on his subreddits 😂 I wish it would post more sometimes so it’s nice to hear that he’s going to try to do that!
danny hanging out with kurtis's friends looks like when you need to bring your younger brother to a party bc your mom is out
Bahahhahaha
@Quark damn
@Quark you're 100% correct but spamming irrelevant shit in the comments is annoying, don't be like the "jESus LOVes YOu" idiots
@@zlis4536 It's a bot, most likely made by some disgruntled fundamentalist trying to make atheists look bad. Also state-enforced atheism is just as awful as state-enforced religion.
@@ZilRockbottom first part, probably yes. second part, no. state enforced religion is way worse, i live in a country where the government is full of christian fanatics and i can asure you there's nothing worse than hateful idiots basing their politics on a book about a wizard who lives in the sky. it's ridiculous
Danny questioning why there’s pictures of him in a subreddit is hilarious
I mean... when it's just things like screenshots from videos with nothing added I really don't understand why people would post them. The photo of him from Kurtis' show makes sense but why are there so many that don't really add anything new?
@Alquisha 🍒 shhh
@Alquisha 🍒 i aint reading all that
Hahaha love it
plot twist: danny actually writes ratatoing fanfics in his free time but roasted it to divert the attention
He's projecting
So, what I'm getting here is, Danny got caught writing it and made this video
I wonder who caught him and what happened to them...
That would be like when he photoshopped himself to look Like he had a brother
Omg!!! Lol
🤔🤔🤔
I thought this was going to be him reading a ratatoing fanfic for 16 minutes
same lmao
Ughhhh the clickbait 😂😂😂😂
I feel scammed.
SAME LMAO
oh dang I thought Danny was really tall but now I find out Danny is regular tall
I can't even imagine the disappointment you must feel rn.. :C
you are really tall
Omg OT!!!👀
Relly tal ❌
Gregular tal ✔
Same bro
I thought the title was "Ratioing Fanfic", and expected Danny roasting another fanfic
BRO SAME 😭
HELP SAME
it was ratoing for like a minute
SAMMEE LMAOO
SAME
love the new frequent second channel content
Sadly the gaming Channel is dead
Where things get alittle wacky
Also La Croix
@Quark Mr. Krabs sold SpongeBob's soul for 62 cents.
@Quark humans are the ones made up with nonsense
religion just happens to be in the middle
If I hit someone with a bat
who do u blame
the bat or the person who swinged the bat
Anyways I’m not religious
Just not stupid enough to discharge something that’s more then 2000 years old
Even if it is nonsense
@Quark let people believe in what they want to. its not harming you. also who asked?
Danny: “who am I gonna get to use this daddy saddle?”
Also Danny: *announcing Laura is pregnant a year later*
i thought those tattooes were fake, because we all know if danny ever actually got a tattoo it would be of the word 'greg' on his forehead.
And “Greg Gang” on his knuckles
I thought this video would be sponsored by inkbox
@@TheAmorable BYE
@@MiMimUta same 😭
Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤🔥
mañas no se la
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "Cooler"
Yoongi: "Butter
Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
Dene: ''Muzdak''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente
💗❤️💌💘
I love the satire fanfiction people write and how youtubers always pretend it's deadly serious when the writer themself was pissing from laughter while writing
GAGAGAGAGAGA!!! I want to cut my toenails... NEVER! I am the feet RUclipsr. Thanks for being a fan, dear bez
Like that one Harry Potter fanfic but that was rewritten to be about Christianity instead? Since some sects aren’t allowed to involve themselves in forms of magic or witchcraft, someone rewrote it to be Christian so they can! Or at least, that was the tag line
@@grosebud4721 I watched a Strange Eons video on it and I have to agree with her that it's definitely satire- a very well crafted one, with authors notes to fit the narrative and have a swift, funny excuse to stop writing. "My husband forbade me" just fits so well with the whole "You're a christian, Harry!" Maybe I should start writing satire fics as well, since they're so fun to read xD
Being ironic does not justify the atrocities that they have created
this is the most tumblr comment ever
The fact that there can be fanfics about anything truly terrifies me.
Give me a second making one at you
@@Mkksparkles I’m writing one for you
There could be one about you and you'd never know
Then you're a coward and I don't want you on this 'ship'.
Danny x Drew
The fact that it took Danny so long to figure out that the ballerina replacement wasn't just something completely random is honestly so funny to me idk why😭😭
Wow, influencer, gamer, electrician, AND airline pilot at the age of 12. Impressive, Danny. Good job!
He's also manged to become multiple people one is called 'drew gooden' or something like that
*5 HIT COMBO*
a TRUE gamer
And an immigrant from Kazakhstan! He's really done it all
And also Danny DeVitos dog.
"I guess I could be the daddy and someone could pony me up and ride me around."
- Danny Gonzalez (2022)
ITS 2022?1!! oh wait yea i forgor 💀
Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤🔥
mañas no se la
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "Cooler"
Yoongi: "Butter
Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
Dene: ''Muzdak''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente
💗❤️💌💘
@@finkahata5663 And for people who are bilingual in languages other than the one being spoken under the video you're spamming. Apparently. :/
I swear Danny is the only RUclipsr who can admit he's actually shorter than it says on his Wiki
@@finkahata5663 no
Add ___ right here
**KSI has left the chat**
Can we all agree that this is Danny’s best hair era
Hell yeah
It only got better from here
Haira
@@Bruh-ob9mi good portmanteau; translates to "surprised." 😂
Ayy the angel's number
I love how Danny's initial thought was that he needed to bring someone in to be the daddy, rather than be the daddy himself
It's cuz he's actually 12
He just wants to ride
We all know Danny isn’t the daddy. He prefers someone else to be the daddy. He is only 12 after all
666th like nice
why did i see like 5 comments stealing this one
some of which are bots
i get this comment is funny but this is a top comment, everyones gonna know they stole it lmao
Now when Danny says he's hired people to help him post videos I can't trust him. He's gonna post a pic with his crew and they're all gonna slightly look like him. Don't think I've forgotten you saying you would successfully trick us, Danny.
@@duck9387 Is your pfp yassified Sangwoo? (I never thought that would be a question I asked lmaooo)
the trust issues he gave to us...
@@duck9387 HAHS? DAD?
The irony of Danny talking about Vine like a distant memory and then not knowing about Wattpad is not lost on me 😭🤣
I came running to this video when someone commented on my comment saying I ended up in one of his videos! I made Danny feel old lol
That’s why I love my age, I was a few months late to Vine but still know well enough about it and I’m well into Wattpad now so, Golden age😌👌
Power 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽 ruclips.net/video/NYJSjq7Rvyg/видео.html 😳🫀
Especially because HE HAS A FANFIC ABOUT HIM ON WATTPAD
I spent 60 hours on wattpad one week and someone not knowing what wattpad is, is a strange concept.
In case anyone wanted to know, as someone pretty familiar with fanfic trends/spaces-those ratatoing fic he showed are most definitely non serious, joke fic known as “crack fic.” People write them as jokes and to make fun of beginner fic writers and bad fic
Lmao it doesn't take an expert on fanfiction to understand that those were obviously satirical. But thanks Sherlock.
@Joanna I still don’t know how to pronounce it after years
I read it and omg it's so funny- my dad got mad at me cause I was laughing too much-
Dang idek why are they making fun of beginner writers what??😕😕
@@lamwithahat it's not really making fun of beginner writers it's more like making fun of unironically written weird shit by exaggerating the weird parts? if that makes sense? usually a crack fic just fanfic with an absolutely insane plot and terrible grammar
What if Danny keeps "cosplaying as various individuals with tattoos" just to cover up the fact that he actually does have tattoos now, since he's just embarrassed of his choices
This reminds me of a k pop member who used fake piercings and drawn on/fake tattoos and then was like SURPRISE they’re real.
Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤🔥
mañas no se la
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "Cooler"
Yoongi: "Butter
Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
Dene: ''Muzdak''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente
💗❤️💌💘
Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤🔥
mañas no se la
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "Cooler"
Yoongi: "Butter
Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
Dene: ''Muzdak''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente
💗❤️💌💘
cosplays as Kurtis lmao
When he read "Greg x Marcel" my mind forgot that there was a character named Greg in the movie and thought it was a fanfic about the Gregs as a unit dating Marcel
oh. i thought it was about greg, as in the fanbase. this ruined my day. thank you.
Are we not gonna talk about how absolutely RAVISHING Danny’s hair looks in this video? Damn, son.
IKR
the wave calmed
But it always looks the same tho
really tho
dam daniel back at it again with the RAVISHING hair
9:44 danny trying so hard to not just say “ride me” 😭😭😭 he has to add (ride me) AROUND jskakdakdkaksj
Damn Danny and here I was, absolutely stupid, under the impression the tattoos were real. Absolutely hoodwinked
Na you have to be 18 to get tattoos. Danny is way too young
@@samjohnson7353 yeah, he's only 12
none of us were privy to that knowledge
None of us were privy to the crux of that knowledge
'But who would I get to let me be their daddy?'
You're really setting up the comment section on this one, Danny.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
its much more funny now
The foreshadowing is crazy
Admit it, Danny! You’re just two kids (one standing on the other’s shoulders) wearing a trench coat!
omg hahahah
vincent adultman????????
@@notleo9771 it’s a bot lmao
@Quark i’m as atheist as one can be but you’re just as bad as those christian spammers istg
he’s vincent adultman irl
The pony daddy part hits different now, petition for Danny to get the pony up!
Danny, hovering over a hyperlink to someone's Wikipedia page: "I wonder what they're up to these days."
Proceeds to not click the link.
Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤🔥
mañas no se la
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "Cooler"
Yoongi: "Butter
Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
Dene: ''Muzdak''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente
💗❤️💌💘
11:15 that's a genre of fanfiction called "crackfic" and most of them have comically awful spelling and grammar and the plot makes absolutely no sense either. crackfics on other platforms might be different but this is what i know about the ones on wattpad. they were really popular in 2015
on ao3 they are just silly goofy stories
Danny with the tattoos is a different vibe
nvm
@Quark bruh
@Quark Did you just have a mini stroke?
@Quark this is ridiculous lol
14:22 💀 HIS EYES WHEN HE READ ABOUT THE DOG APP CONTROLING ALL THE BOYS😭IM WHEEZING OMFG💀
LMFAOOOO
Only real fans remember when the title was “ratoing fanfics” and not “ratatoing fanfics”
i was about to write this comment noooo 😰
notifs gang
I KNEW IT, I THOUGHT I WAS HAVING MANDELA EFFECT
@@benjaminwyatt you know it 🤙
@@yomiyuarts that's actually what I thought was happening to me with Danny's tattoos. I saw them in the last video, and I was like... Does he usually have them...I don't remember ever seeing them...?
And I checked the comments, but didn't see a single comment about it. So I gaslighted myself and decided he must have always had them, and I'm crazy, or I got Mandela'd
Danny did you get a tattoo with a wolf’s face and a flower? Seems very real
@Quark lmao what
this reply section is cursed lmao
Wtf I just want to know if his tattoos are real
@Quark what the-
@@Indieperspective LMAO Same .. like wtf is this comment section
I thought those 'gray hairs' were highlights for like the longest time and I actually think Danny looks great with them
idk why that shit made me sad like he's fucking growing up bro STOP
hes rocking them
Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤🔥
mañas no se la
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "Cooler"
Yoongi: "Butter
Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
Dene: ''Muzdak''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente
💗❤️💌💘
I'm so glad Danny finally confirmed the gray hairs, because I've been wondering if he got highlights or has some gray coming in. Whatever it is, I think it suits him quite nicely!
Getting old suits this 12year old married man very nicely, I agree!
I went to the doctor's office once, and the lady at the counter asked me "Did you come here all by yourself or did somebody drive you?" and at first I didn't realize she thought I was like 12, so I was just like "oh, yeah, i drove here." then she said "do you need your guardian to sign these for you?" and I started to figure it out... was 25 at the time, so... I feel Danny on this.
had something similar happen to me when I went to the doctor and she kept asking where my parents are and why did they send me there alone without them, was 22 at the time but I didn't realize the meaning of her questions lol. after that she asked my age and was quite embarrassed haha
I went to a national park last year at 24 and they stopped me and asked me my age, so I told them. Turns out they were asking because they thought I was 12 and under and wanted to give me a discount.
I’ve had both problems weirdly enough. When I was like 12/13 people would ask for my drivers license and such. Now I’m 27 and I get told I’m too young to buy alcohol lmao. I guess I plateaued at some point or started benjamin buttoning
Meee, I work at a high school and a lot of the kids and staff think I'm a student!
@@tapchoke2363you're aging in reverse lmao
loving how volumized dan's hair is today😩👌
@Quark k
@Quark okay but don't let this comment distract you from the fact that nobody cares about your opinion
Honestly I need a hair tutorial.
@Quark based
Dan “the hair” Gonzalez
As someone who’s way more knowledgeable about fanfic culture on the internet than I’d like to be, hearing Danny pronounce it ‘whatpad’ took 6 years off my life
I'm not ashamed to say i thought it sounded wrong but wasn't sure why. I have only my overwhelming preference for physical books/comics to thank for that
how are you supposed to pronounce it???
it just sounds like a funky ass accent to me tbh
Watt-pad
it sounds normal
3:04 love the babyface representation. I look about 12 years old while im 22 and this is the response I get anytime I try to buy drinks
Hey Danny! The Nutcracker Prince is the principle male role in the nutcracker ballet, I think the artist was drawing the Sugar Plum Fairy who is the principle female role. xo ~Greg
but… clara is the principle female role. The Nutcracker is literally about her and the nutcracker’s adventures, right??
@@katelynn1532 Yeah, and I know different companies do different variations, but typically Clara wears a white flowing gown and the Sugar Plum Fairy wears pink tutu and I think that's who the artist may have been referencing with her pink tutu character.
@@AW-zd1lt yes im not saying they didn’t draw the sugar plum fairy, was just pointing out that clara is the principle female not really the sugar plum fairy! :)
@@katelynn1532 I feel like Sugar Plum is more well-known though. Clara is also often played by a child rather than a company member.
@@katelynn1532 i agree, but i think it really depends how you classify principle role j bc the sugar plum is usually the more talented dancer
I feel your pain Danny, I’m 24 and I got 12 at the doctor the other day. They were trying to stop me from signing in without a parent or guardian until I showed my ID.
💀💀💀THIS IS SO FUNNY. I can imagine you attempting to sign and being dragged by the nurses and staff there.
I'm so sorry😔
@@matifadzaaa LMAOO
Had a friend back in school who had to get his parent to convince a teacher he was in 7th grade because she thought he was 8
I am on a thin line between going to read the fanfic, and trying to forget it exists.
it's a VERY thin line
Update from someone who impulsively read this... don't. The spelling gets so much worse
@@jae2138 writer of it here: i only plan to make it worse 💕
@@lunacy04 go off ig lol
@@lunacy04 i'm literally gonna read it because of this
I dont think I've ever been more jumpcared then seeing Danny with tattoos
Danny, I've been commenting on like every video for over a year and I'll keep commenting until you do it. PLEASE make a video about Rat Movie: Mystery of the Mayan Treasure. thank you.
danny please
omg i would love this
tried to escape from jerma by watching a danny video. bad choice
Plzzzz
absolutely
Good thing Wikipedia has him tagged under “Living People”. I was having trouble figuring that out.
me too!! this comment also helped so thanks
I feel obligated to tell you that in the context of fanfiction, an "x" (as in "[Character] x [Character]") does not mean an "&," but implies a romantic or sexual relationship. So "Ratatoing Cast x God" is implying that the Ratatoing cast is romantically or sexually involved with God.
i gotta read this now
Why am I actually kinda scared rn 😟
@@AhmedDaRUclipsr you probably should be
now i need to read it
BIBLE SPOILERS
Plot twist virgin mary is actually a rat
0:17 I was about to say how did I not realize danny had tattoos
Same!!
Same lol
10:23 “What is that website called again? Wattpad”
Oh the innocence-
LMAOOO
the last thing i was expecting was a ratatoing fanfic but i’m not necessarily complaining
@Quark i’m an atheist
@Quark ratio + L + god made you + jesus owns you bozo 😹😹😹
@Quark im agnostic
@Quark Ah, yes. I love how nothing can make a whole universe(out f nothing)! Like, that makes a lot of sense, totally. Your comment makes no sense to me. I'm not uneducated, or in a cult. Listen, it's fine that you dont believe in God. I just have a problem how you are insulting them, thats dumb. Also not to mention nobody asked for this.
I am truly praying for you. (I dont mean this in a bad way, so please dont think im one of those people who use "praying" as an argument.) God bless.
_you should be_
13:02 Danny agreeing with the fact that he looks like a literal 15 year old kid
Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤🔥
mañas no se la
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "Cooler"
Yoongi: "Butter
Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
Dene: ''Muzdak''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente
💗❤️💌💘
5:38 I'm 18, was definitely too young to be on Vine (was 8 when it came out and 12 when it shut down), but I know a WHOOOOLE bunch l from RUclips compilations I watched back then and it genuinely hurts my soul that people even as little as three years younger than me don't get it when I still reference them now :(
"someone on the disney writing team has a god complex"
thats pretty on-brand tbh
Literally so glad that you said the tattoos weren't real 18 seconds in because I immediately started freaking out and trying to find comments about when you got the tattoos I was losing my mind
I'm reading this comment doing exactly as you just said lmfao, I was like surely I didn't miss the fact that Danny has tattoos
@Quark wtf- that's so random... Also just let people believe what they want to believe you don't need to tell them what they can and can't believe in. Also, there is no evidence that afterlife and other stuff like that doesn't exist. Like you haven't heard of it maybe because you haven't seen it. Anyways just let people believe their beliefs.
@@Camera.of_theworld its a bot. just report bot and move on.
Me too
@Quark Okay but don't let this comment distract you from the fact that Mr. Krabs sold SpongeBob's soul for 62 cents.
i read the title wrong before he changed it as rating fanfic and thought he was actually going to be reading fanfic about himself and rating it
I mean that would be a great video lol
@Quark an _atheist_ preaching on a random comment? that's new
@Quark this is peak edgelord. 🤣
8:32 Dude, how have I never noticed this?
Drew Gooden - DG
Danny Gonzalez - DG
Kurtis Conner - KC
Cody Ko - CK
My perfectionist self is very pleased with these coincidences.
Apple pie
@@lappyjubbly6492 yes
@@lappyjubbly6492yes
@@lappyjubbly6492 yes
@@lappyjubbly6492yes
To address the ballerina nutcracker swap: yes. it is most likely a reference to the ballet called the nutcracker. It would’ve been even funnier however, (at least to me because I dance) if they drew Clara who is the lead female in the ballet (the nutcracker is the lead male) so yeah 👏
I mean, isn't it actually a toy soldier? From what I remember, the ballerinas were the "counterparts" of the toy soldiers
@@ihatehandleswtf yeah i think it is actually a soldier. But danny always calls him “the little nutcracker guy” so to me at least it would’ve been funnier that way.
I thought sugar plum fairy !
Theres also the story of the nutcracker who falls in love with a ballerina
Unpopular opinion but the male lead was more handsome when he was a nut cracker
I like how he says “can we get some fanart?” and then proceeds to barely even show any of the fanart on there.
Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤🔥
mañas no se la
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "Cooler"
Yoongi: "Butter
Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
Dene: ''Muzdak''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente
💗❤️💌💘
"I wonder who I could invite"
Drew: 👁👄👁
@Quark Okay but don't let this comment distract you from the fact that Mr. Krabs sold SpongeBob's soul for 62 cents.
@Quark okay but dont let your comment distract you that you keep spamming this in videos that arent even slightly similar to religion at all and that nobody gives a shit
That whole daddy saddle part was so hard to play out loud
now i feel like danny actually doesn’t want the nutcracker. it’s something an uncle/grandparent might’ve bought as a gift and now nobody in the family wants it.. but, you know, you can’t throw away a gift. this is why it’s there
@Quark Okay but don't let this comment distract you from the fact that Mr. Krabs sold SpongeBob's soul for 62 cents.
@Quark okay but don’t let this comment distract you from shutting up
Nash is actually doing really good, he's had a whole personality glow up honestly. Both him, his partner and his son all look so happy and healthy so yeah
Yes, and his partner is pregnant 🤰🏻 with their second kid!!!
Hey danny, I just wanted to thank you.
It’s been very hard for me the last couple hours since my dad passed away, and you always cheer me up and made it just a bit more bearable. My dad suffered from dementia for quite a while with heart problems so I expected this somehow, he never spent too much time with me but he always kept the house clean and cooked, he was dear to my heart and I just wish i wasn’t this affected since I’ve got to be there for my mom and sister so thank you. This might seem insignificant but it meant a lot to me. Hope you’re doing well 💕
I just read all the comments and i teared up a bit, thank you all so much for your kind words, they really do mean the world to me. I don’t have a lot of people to talk to in my usual life since I’m a socially awkward introvert so it means that much more so thank you again ❤️
@Quark Really dude? Pick another human to comment this at. This was NOT necessary. Shame on you.
I'm so sorry for your loss :( Danny also cheers me up. Sending hugs and love your way :)
@@Kat_Ducky_17 Thank you so much, you don’t know how much this means to me
@Quark Okay…
report the bot
also hope youre doing well
6:15 I think I broke something trying not to wake up my family when he just whorled away
How the fuck is this man two years older than me
People writing fanfic parodies of my immortal without any sincerity is nowhere near as funny, ever, as
- unironic word salad
- writing a weird subject uncomfortably well
9:34 Drew. Next question.
i feel your pain, i used to get stopped by security at the mall i used to work at because they thought i was a lost child 😢
@Quark Okay but don't let this comment distract you from the fact that Mr. Krabs sold SpongeBob's soul for 62 cents.
6:03 he says “But we all know Danny is going to die when he’s 30” but actually, we all know that he will just keep looking really young even when he’s 70. He literally does not age.
Yeah maybe the witness thought he was 30 but he was 97
5:01 Danny, the nutcracker is a ballet.
"He is so small. He is a small little guy."
Me, barely an inch taller:
danny just destroyed toxic masculinity. "5'11 thats incorrect im 5'10"
whenever Danny is being serious about anything for any reason, I just look at the picture behind him and i start laughing. like he could be talkin about murder and i could still laugh at the poster
Ratatoing is truly beautiful, a great epic that shall be compared to all of the greatest movies in history, as, indeed, it is one itself. Yet, however compressed it may be into a great literary piece, I much doubt it's majesty can be destroyed.
this place is infested with bots
Omg insane
LMFAO "The Fault In Our Cheese" when he read that title I died laughing for way too long XD
Lol!! Same 😂😂😂
11:39 he’s the one taking my notifications
10:50 I'm 100% sure this is crack. This has to be ironic.
Actually I'm pretty sure that all of wattpad is crack tbh
9:58 save a horse, ride a cowboy
I remember that from a benoftheweek video
I didn't think Id ever see the words "Ratatoing" and "Fanfic" together, but the internet has proven me wrong once again
If it exists, there’s porn of it.
A tier friends: Give you a ride to the airport.
S tier friends: Give you a ride for a commentary video.
as a classical musician who has played in, conducted, and DANCED IN (albeit when I was 4) The Nutcracker I'm truly shocked and disturbed to learn that not everyone knows that The Nutcracker is a ballet, and not, in fact, a musical
As a former ballerina, I'm shocked and disturbed to find that the story and music of the nutcracker aren't common knowledge ingrained into everyone's brains like they are in mine
7:11 The expression and silence was so hilarious 😭
i haven’t laughed at anything as hard as i laughed at “you bloosh” in a long time
05:07 In the story its a soldier toy and a ballerina toy. That's the story nutcracker is from. And those two are the main characters. I can't believe no one mentioned this in the comments.
The rat smiled as Thomas the train pulled him closer. “Chuga chuga “ whispered thomas. The brown rodent smiled fondly at his blue metal lover. “Choo choo” the rat whispered sweetly.
Danny should totally do a Zapped video. It's such a strange idea for a movie. The final confrontation is weird even for a dcom
Is it not meant to be like a pied piper thing?
Edit: looked into it, apparently not
I watched the end of that movie without sound at my job because it was playing in the lobby (I work at a movie theater). I had never seen the movie before. I was absolutely confused.
I expected Danny to flip us off, say "well goodbye gents" and then end the video. Still 10/10 second channel content.
I can't believe he's not wearing his Ratatoing shirt. Come on Danny. Get it together
Rio? Is this you??
9:49 @Drew Gooden My guy, could Danny be throwing the hints any harder at you rn?? 🤣🤣
The person who has enough free time to write a fanfic about ratatoing, let me send my assignments to you
Fan fic writers have unlimited free time. Somehow I’m getting a degree and still found time to write my Mark Zuckerberg x Cabbage Man from Avatar The Last Airbender fan fiction
I love the vibes of this video!! I’m not typically a fan of people reviewing Reddit, but the stories and potential ideas were really interesting!! Great job as always
Petition to make Danny wear the Daddy Go after his child is born.
7:50 legendary short king behavior
2:23 "stunned and too shocked to speak" LMAO DID HE JUST UNINTENTIONALLY REFER TO THAT "THIS WOMAN WAS TOO STUNNED TO SPEAK" MEME
I took a bite of rice when you said "The Fault in Our Cheese" and nearly choked to death
you poor thing
9:45 I was like, your son? but then I remembered he was not born yet lmao
Even weirder, “Zapped” and “How the build a better boy” came out the same summer. Who was approving these films at the time?
I like how every other RUclipsr complains about their subreddit not being related to them enough and Danny’s is too on topic to where it’s just pictures of him
Danny, I've seen you wear that shirt many times, but this time I HAVE to just say, it's the nicest shirt I've ever seen.
Danny you can finally get the pony up daddy but this time you’re the father success
Danny, it’s “he WOULD look so cute” because we all know you age backwards so when you are that old you will look like a little baby 👶🏻
Of course I love Danny’s main channel with all the extra editing and scripting but honestly I also love when his second channel posts some more laid back content of him just catching up on his subreddits 😂 I wish it would post more sometimes so it’s nice to hear that he’s going to try to do that!