Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door And started whooping her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwing her over furniture (Ah!) It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" And Dr. Dre said... nothing, you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!) Feminist women love Eminem [*Vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*] "Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walking around grabbing his you-know-what Flipping the you-know-who." "Yeah, but he's so cute though!" Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse, than what's going on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips" And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They got the Discovery Channel, don't they? "We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes [*slurp*] But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope [*ewww!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too! You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?" Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears? Yo Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch, put me on blast on MTV "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!" I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me So I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me It just might be the next best thing but not quite me! 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only giving you Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room The only difference is I got the balls to say it In front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it [*err*] I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums It's funny; 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spitting on your onion rings [*hach*] Or in the parking lot, circling Screaming "I don't give a fuck!" With his windows down and his system up So, will the real Shady please stand up? And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up Your welcom guy I took like 15 minutes out of my life just to backspace all of the credits and stuff (I'm talking to you "juhenriquilxp8xw")
"Hey Fab, I'ma kill you!" Lyrics comin' at you at supersonic speed (J.J. Fad) Uh, summa-lumma, dooma-lumma, you assumin' I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman? Innovative and I'm made of rubber so that anything you say is ricochetin' off of me and it'll glue to you and I'm devastating, more than ever demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know the haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated I make elevating music, you make elevator 🎵🎶
@@DontTreadOnMe20246Don’t bring this dumbass clone shit into this. Just because a man (Or any artist) gets clean and healthy it doesn’t mean they got cloned
@@dann6ythe reason why he looked like he put on more weight is because he took a lot of drugs and ate a lot of fast food because of his best friend proof dying, but he got clean and did a lot of exercise to lose the weight, that’s why he looks slimmer in 2008
The 07 photo when he was addicted to pain meds really shows man. Think the actual pic is late 06, but all the same .. around that time period he put on a ton a weight and looked bloated and ill. Glad he got better and went back to looking younger than ever in the recovery era!
I remember I didn't know much about him, his genre was not my thing & then I saw the green mile...Wow!!! That was an amazing experience, to see them battle...he caught my interest for sure. His journey was definitely inspiring . What a God given talent!!! I love that he is humble, and gives credit where credit is due. He is a grateful human being. He has not allowed the industry to change him.Good for him!
Humble! Handsome as hell! Rich. Famous! The epitome of growth and change! Hard working! Incredible integrity! And a loving and loved dad! Kinda rare anymore. ❤
The 2006 photo was 2006. He had all that weight back then. He came back for some event. Do your research Edit: oh sorry i was looking at the picture for 2007
Em is just the man....and I don't even like rap, but Em is just my hero...Wish he'd smile more & focus on those of us that love him vs the haters...Life's too short.
“Now this looks like a job for me, so everybody just follow me. Cuz we need a little controversy. Cuz it feels so empty without me. I said this looks like a job for me, so everybody just follow me. Cuz we need a little controversy. Cuz it feels so empty without me 🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯🗣️🗣️🗣️🗿🗿🗿”
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1999-👱🏻♂️
Now- 🧔🏻♂️
2023: 🦝
@@DraftVoice* 2023: 🐐
@@kmm56*1999 - 2023 🐐
I’m not gay but he is handsome af now
He grew a full f****** Beard
He may get older but his menacing look stayed the same ❤
Yes because he is the real slim shady
On jest prawdziwym szczupłym cienistym
@@Trebronok fr XD
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door
And started whooping her ass worse than before
They first were divorced, throwing her over furniture (Ah!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said... nothing, you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Eminem
[*Vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*]
"Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walking around grabbing his you-know-what
Flipping the you-know-who." "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's going on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes [*slurp*]
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[*ewww!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Yo Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
Little bitch, put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
I should download her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
So I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
It just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only giving you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
In front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it [*err*] I just shit it
Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums
It's funny; 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
And I'm jerking but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
He could be working at Burger King, spitting on your onion rings
[*hach*] Or in the parking lot, circling
Screaming "I don't give a fuck!"
With his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Shady please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
Ha ha
Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up Your welcom guy I took like 15 minutes out of my life just to backspace all of the credits and stuff (I'm talking to you "juhenriquilxp8xw")
Definition " aging like a fine wine"❤
💯 percent fine 🍷 ❤
Plus le vin est vieux meilleur il est in french
nahhh he didn't aged
" lyrics coming at u at super sonic speed " 💀💀
JJ fat (misheard lyric)
@@kurosakiee679super human
"Hey Fab, I'ma kill you!"
Lyrics comin' at you at supersonic speed (J.J. Fad)
Uh, summa-lumma, dooma-lumma, you assumin' I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman?
Innovative and I'm made of rubber so that anything you say is ricochetin' off of me and it'll glue to you and
I'm devastating, more than ever demonstrating
How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
Never fading, and I know the haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating
'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
I make elevating music, you make elevator 🎵🎶
@@none52622 u gud
@@Shayla.Official no;(
Badass bro. This is the most Legendary rapper that walked on the face of the Earth, in my opinon.
W opinion
Yes, too bad N opinion does not think the same
Free ya yo 😂
Fax
چن منو نهو نشتاختید اینجوری فک میکنید
It feels so empty without u Eminem! My favorite rapper forever! ❤
i see what u did there..
I can't believe he's already 50 😞
@Eliiscool2уже 51
And he doesn't look like it except the pic used for 2015
Wait what!?!?
he still fire! he just have a beard on
He will live another 50 years
Bro got from a 50yo man to 30yo man 💀💀
2015 was a bad angle really made him look old
You can tell 2008 and on is not him is been replace by someone else a clone maybe
@@DontTreadOnMe20246 i hopethat this is satire or else you are a complete idiot💀
@@DontTreadOnMe20246Don’t bring this dumbass clone shit into this. Just because a man (Or any artist) gets clean and healthy it doesn’t mean they got cloned
@@DontTreadOnMe20246stop it man
2015 hit him different 😅
So pale
2014 bro I don't mean to be rude but his face looked like it was stretching out or something
2007 💀
@@dann6ythe reason why he looked like he put on more weight is because he took a lot of drugs and ate a lot of fast food because of his best friend proof dying, but he got clean and did a lot of exercise to lose the weight, that’s why he looks slimmer in 2008
It's a shame that Eminem is getting old
No, it's natural.. If he isn't getting old, he's dead
Bro he is the best rapper in the. World tho ❤
Stay happy Em we love you, fans
He is beautiful 🤩 I wish I could meet him one day 😊
Love this dude!!!
Aged like wine.
The 07 photo when he was addicted to pain meds really shows man. Think the actual pic is late 06, but all the same .. around that time period he put on a ton a weight and looked bloated and ill. Glad he got better and went back to looking younger than ever in the recovery era!
1999-2009 Eminem is who I’ve always had a crush on.
It’s probs weird now cause he’s older but is still like my idol
same
In my opinion the jump from 2015 to 2016 is the jump from old em to the new em
ин май опинион нет
His voice, his appearance, his stylish, everything changed
Eminem will be forever the goat 🐐
I remember I didn't know much about him, his genre was not my thing & then I saw the green mile...Wow!!! That was an amazing experience, to see them battle...he caught my interest for sure. His journey was definitely inspiring .
What a God given talent!!!
I love that he is humble, and gives credit where credit is due. He is a grateful human being. He has not allowed the industry to change him.Good for him!
he wasn't in the Green Mile. he was in 8 Mile. You must be thinking of Tom Hanks lol
@@tonymarshall9670Yeah ,for a second OP's comment got me questioning if eminem was in the green mile LOL
@@ArtPath11 muh name's John coffee boss.
2014-2015 in looks 50 years old, in 2016 he looks 30 years old
Bro you also made a spanish coment
Aging like fine assed wine....
He’s really evolved
i love Eminem
Damn I've been dreaming of this man, since the 80s
Always looks good my homie
You're the best. You spit with no filters
"The rage is gone but the passion is still here"
2000: slim shady
2010: Eminem
2024: Marshall Mathers
Love this beat. Best Rapper Eminem. 🌟🐐
Humble! Handsome as hell! Rich. Famous! The epitome of growth and change! Hard working! Incredible integrity! And a loving and loved dad! Kinda rare anymore. ❤
With the rough way he lived he looks amazing 🤩
Eminem's last photo without a beard was taken in April 2017. The 2007 photo was taken in late 2006. The 2006 photo was taken in, like, 2004?
This guy was wrong in many of ‘em😂
The 2006 photo was 2006. He had all that weight back then. He came back for some event. Do your research
Edit: oh sorry i was looking at the picture for 2007
Навряд ли кто то его превзойдёт. Белая вершина черного рэпа!!!!!😊
Солидарен.
40 to 30 is wild
This song is such a stamp for this man💪👊👊 it does feel so empty without you... bring the beats🫵👏👏👏
so glad livin in the era where this legend lives
I love that in half these pictures he looks like he just wants to go home
I spoke to the best singer a few times about you, Eminem
I really miss the old Em🥺
Best Evolution ever
Thanj you for that heart
Bro went from em to Eminem to Emmy😭
Still crazy that he’s gotten older
He is my favorite singer in the whole entire universe without any doute😊😊😊❤❤❤
You can not tell this is the same man from 2000 and then 2023
Eminem 4 ever ❤
He's so handsome! Em doesn't seem to age much!!❤
Legend never die!!!
Lowkey in love with this man.
You right if you was not in the rap world it was so empty without you 🤐
Please give like
Возраст никого не щадит. Взгляд уже не горит как раньше ((.. С ним и юнность пролетела, так грустно
When they say they’ll quit this man just doesn’t give up
I love him!!!! every pic and every album are forever imbedded in my mind!!! 🎉🎉 Best rapper ever
All through the 2010's Eminem looked like a beast 😮😮
hot as always
Today Eminem's birthday
he may get older but he is still a menace to society btw
Blaze last time I saw your Channel you had 35k subs now you have 214k congrats
Love this Beat!❤❤❤❤❤😊😊
I f-ing love Eminem 💕❤️💯🔥
07-08 changed was then end of an era
aging
2009 Frr* 🥶
Em is just the man....and I don't even like rap, but Em is just my hero...Wish he'd smile more & focus on those of us that love him vs the haters...Life's too short.
Eminem 🥰
E todas as versões são lindas. Amo.
Even though this guy is 51 this year guys his my ever ending ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Love it ❤❤❤❤❤❤
Luv this song
ages beautifully 😍😍
bro aged a decade between 2009 and 2010
He lost weight. Looked ugly
Very nice eminem the best
Eminem Eminem'e benzemiyor
😍😍😍
Definitely the BEST RAPPER EVER 💯🔥❤️💋 There is no one thst can compare to HIM. I love you Eminem ❤🎉😂🔥🌹💯🌹❤
Классный чувак!!!!❤
This dude comes from the future! Its only 2024!
The double looks madder. ❤
That last pic is amazing
“Now this looks like a job for me, so everybody just follow me. Cuz we need a little controversy. Cuz it feels so empty without me. I said this looks like a job for me, so everybody just follow me. Cuz we need a little controversy. Cuz it feels so empty without me 🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯🗣️🗣️🗣️🗿🗿🗿”
Sick
Me gusta está canción de Eminem 😊
me singing witheout me: 👀👄👀
الgoat بمعنى ااكلمه 🔥❤️
С возрастом искра божьего гнева ярче в его глазах. Первый белый рэпер, не так ли? Он проложил этот путь для очень многих... ❤
My all-time favorite
Let it flow Eminem😊
Its been 22 years since Without Me launched and still hits hard
2011 vs 2012 holy fuck
Man of history ❤
Aging at super sonic speed 🔥🔥
Yet still making the best music of all time 🗣️🔥
Love that song ❤
2001 i would give him the pass
2009-2010 was like a jump from 30 to 45 goddam
always beautiful😻💞
Eminem 51 years 😎🤟🕴️🧔👏😈
Not skipping a single year
Love you Shady!🎉❤😊🌙⭐🔱🙃
Seeing Em in any hat besides a Kangol seems illegal to me (in his older years)
1999 Eminem hits dif. "I wasnt alive back then but we have recording of him being high as fuck"
I dig Eminem he's got it wether people like it or not am a FAN 😜