The BEST White Privilege.
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I used to work with a Chinese girl and one day she said police followed her home with flashing lights on. Apparently he drove behind her for some time but she didn't stop and just went home. She said he was very mad when she got out of the car and tried to go inside. He asked why she didn't pull over and she said "Why? I do nothing wrong". He told her "Your license plates are expired" and she told him "you need to talk to my husband, he's in china but will be back in 2 weeks". And she started to walk away again as he yelled at her. He demanded her drivers license and she said "I do nothing wrong, you need to talk to my husband" (I should add she was young and cute and was always able to get away with stuff at work like this). Anyway, she was telling us this the next day at work and it was pretty funny cause we'd all been frustrated by her just like that cop was.
When I was in college I got stopped and didn't know why. I had gotten off work at a fast food place late after closing and was heading back to campus. Cop comes up and says "You were speeding." I was like "Oh, I was only doing 55." He said "It's a 45 here." I said "I didn't see a sign." *they had been doing road construction Cop looks back and says "Yeah, it's right...oh...um..." I turned and looked, the sign was on the ground. "Yeah, I um couldn't see that." He nodded and said "Be careful on your way back to campus, miss." Traffic stop over. Imagine if I wasn't a white girl that might have gone differently.
@@tammiemcclure8987 You mean speculate if you weren't a white girl? All you have is conjecture and speculation.
yeah but it entirely depends on the white person. since i went to the feds for weed they're always hostile, point guns at me, and immediately cuff me and half the time call in k9s to sniff out my ride. but i get it. it's a really dangerous plant
it depends on the white person. because i went to the feds for weed they're usually hostile. they point their pistols at me, immediately cuff me, and half the time call in the dogs to sniff out my car. but i get it. it's a really dangerous plant
"Not only did he not shoot me, he offered me newborn kittens" 😅😅😅
Must be nice to survive a traffic stop!!😕
@@Whatyoutalkingaboutyeah cause there’s just so many that don’t survive a traffic stop 🙄 99% of us know how to act during a traffic stop and how to not escalate a situation. You’re being pretty dramatic with that comment.
@@Whatyoutalkingaboutit takes an insane level of brainwashing to believe that surviving a traffic stop is a rarity for a certain skin color.
@@SSB2482 Ur comment might means something if we still didn't have cop cams and phone recordings showing an outrageous number of illegal stops by cops who don't know the law, have ego problems, don't know how to act and how to not to escalate their illegal stops.
@@PedroMojica100 nobody was talking about illegal stops bro. If you’re gonna try to debate something please stay on topic, thank you.
Man offered him the mew-mew not the pew-pew.
Underrated comment.
He encountered one of the few policemen who knew what he was to his community and didn't mind the job at all
@wanderingyoutube still a class traitor
LIT
Watch out for the edit thanking for likes in a few weeks
The delivery of "oh good now I can ask for directions" is flawless
fr 😭
That's social class, not racial. Cops profile based on your economic standing
I've literally had the EXACT same thing happen to me. Minus the kittens
@@denilla8034I had the same experience in a neighborhood I moved to where I was one of two white people in a 4 block radius. Idk. Maybe it has something to do with race....
@@krysm2022 On an individual level it might be racist. As a whole, they go after people that don't have the means to sue them
That cop 100% took those kittens with him lol
it was wild panther kittens 😺
What typa psycho would just set a kitten back down on the side of the road and drive off lmao
not only does he get pulled over, he gets offered KITTENS!!!! what the hell kind of traffic stop was that?!?!
Cat distribution stop.
The best kind obviously
"Excuse me sir, would you like some kittens?"
The best kind of traffic stop for a person to experience
Well, I mean WHERE was the cop supposed to keep them himself...in the gun rack? Officer Fluffy serving and protecting 😂.
I just imagined the cop waving goodbye, smiling and holding two kittens lol
@christianzale505
Imagine believing a comedians story 😂
Comedians are capable of real stories just like how I'm sure you have em too dude 😅 @@ChadPatten-c5z
🤣
Making the kitten wave goodbye
And then he pulls over the next guy and he’s black and gets angry
"Not only did he not shoot me." Had me rolling.
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@@MikeFeeneyComedyThe great thing about it is that if the guy was black, same scenario would have went down.
@@Carlos27thFS Okay so what was the joke about for you then? 😂
@@Gen0cidePTBI get it. It's that joke that wHiTe pEOple CaN jUst dO WhAtevEr tHeY want CauSe wHIte pRiVAHaLEdge 😂
@@Gen0cidePTB hint hint I don't know any white friends that are relieved when a cop pulls up behind them. But you know?? Movie and social media bs 😂
We drove away watching him pet the kittens. 😂😂
The cat distribution system picked you and you said no 😭
Yeah what the hell
That's not allowed
I think the cat distribution system may have been choosing the officer 😸😸
Not worthy
F cats
Chose officer, this man not worthy
"Oh now i can ask for directions" is craaazy hilarious. ❤❤
I’ve never thought oh now I can get directions it’s always been fuck here we go again I’m fix N to go to jail 😂
@@sarahgrajales9693I mean you can't get lost if you're in jail, that's almost like getting directions.
No but like, that's totally how it goes.
I got lost in kansas and thought the same thing when i got pulled over. Not only did I not get a ticket, i got dorections and an escort out of their town.
What is the police when you’re innocent 😎
@@sarahgrajales9693Perhaps stop doing illegal shit 😂
Bro got the cat distribution system working and he DENIED it
Cat distraction system
Next time he's getting 4 kittens distributed to him
@@iheartnova😂❤
Sometimes you have to lol I can't have cats, the rat distribution system already got to me so no cats allowed in this house. Also my mom is allergic and I like not having my stuff knocked over and broken all the time by a bored pet who wants attention 😂 honestly I respect people who don't just accept animals that are offered to them randomly, that's how you get so many pets in homes where they're not cared for and owner is too cheap and/or just lazy to take to the vet. My friend's cat is dragging itself around and can't control its bowels because it's slowly dying, but she refuses to take it to the vet or have it put down because then she won't have a cat and all she cares about is owning a cat and seeing him every day when he's obviously suffering. And forces it to live outside because her aunt and nana say cats go outside, and she won't stand up for her cat and lets her family perpetuate that @buse instead of asserting that it's not acceptable to make elderly cats spend all day and night outside in the elements... Some people shouldn't have any animals, ever.
😱Never deny the CDS, it's for real & will never quit working!!😸😼
😳😳😳 not only did he NOT shoot me 😂😂😂
I don't think my man in the orange beanie was ready for that answer. Shoot, as a white guy I wasn't ready for that.
Same
The man in the orange beanie? The black dude? I didn't even realize anyone was wearing a hat.
@@randallradke1279 ok???
@@randallradke1279 Bro has the observation skills of a plank of wood, what?
@@randallradke1279 you also didn't realize how lame your attempt at comedy was
Same, I was driving with no license, a donut on my car and was lost. I just cried and the cop just showed me the way and had me follow him for a good 10 mins to get me where I was trying to go.
at first i didn’t realize you meant spare tire and thought you were baiting the cop with a treat 💀😭
@@catoniner glad I'm not the only one 😂😂😂😂😂
@@AutumnsRemains#MeToooo 😅 I was literally thinking that SAME thing!!! Like wow that’s one powerful donut 🍩 😂
Its an age thing. Anyone over 40 knows a spare smaller tire is called a "donut"
I got pulled over without license, tail light out. Cop ended up escorting me to work so I wouldn't be late, when I asked if I should go home and get it or keep going to work
For those that missed it, the privilege wasn’t that the cop was nice, it’s that the driver wasn’t afraid.
Also, being offered a kitten.
Exactly
Plenty of times I've been afraid.
I still remember that black women having a breakdown when a cop pulled her over. It was right after the guy dying on camera with the girl in his car. She was terrified.
@@deborahhanna9126 my heart rate skyrockets when I get pulled over, and I’m literally the whitest person alive
I've done this TWICE lol My hometown is middle/upper class but right near one of the most dangerous cities in NJ and the country. On my way back from Philly one day I took a wrong exit (just spaced) and ended up in that city. Now, I'm dayglow white and driving a bright white Firebird at the time. To say I was getting stares was the least of my concerns. So, I did what any rational person would do, right? Just ran every single stop sign and red light. Blew right through. I see a cop and think "Yes!" He pulls me over and I'm shaking with relief, not fear. I start crying and thanking him because I'm scared and lost (this is pre-GPS days). He's so kind and helps direct me out of there. Not only that, HE TOLD ME TO KEEP RUNIING EVERYTHING! Crazy. The second time I was in Philly. Same thing, turned around and got detoured, so now I'm really lost. I'm obviously not driving well as I almost turn down one way roads the wrong way, slowing down a lot, and probably look drunk. A cop pulls me over and I say "I'm so happy to see you. I have NO clue where the bridge is from here!" We have a nice chat and he tells me where to go. Then he says "Hold on...follow me and I'll make sure you get there.", and proceeds to give me a police escort LOL I am fully aware of how privileged this is. However, not every interaction with officers has been a positive one. There are lots of a-holes out there with a badge and love to abuse their "power".
One of my neighbors told me a story about leaving the bar at 2 am. He said he was probably 2 or 3 minutes away and driving too fast when he noticed headlights behind him. They were getting closer fast. He checked his speed and next thing he knew, they were right on his ass with the brights setting on. He said he punched it and got up to about 85 mph before the red and blue lights came on. The cop walked up, and before he could say anything, my neighbor started saying thank God it you and repeating it. Finally the cop asked him why he was so happy to see him and my neighbor replied with a story about getting lucky with some girl he just met when suddenly her husband came home. The cop supposedly chuckled and told him to go on home but do the speed limit.
That was some Disney princess shit right there
Snow White privilege
underrated comment and answer, Imma need this to be pinned up top xD
😂😂😂
what's up fellow overkiller!!!
@@maxim_beatbox Thank you for noticing, nice to meet another fellow overkiller
My most white privilege moment was flagging down a cop and getting him to give me a ride to a doctor appointment. I turned him into a taxi service 🤦♂️
We use to do that when I was in the military. We'd flag police cars down and say we needed to be back on base, and they took us every time. Truth was we couldn't afford the taxi and be bothered waiting for the morning train.
We also all got rounded up in night for Tring to get in to a brothel, turned out it was a nurses quarters. Riot van turned up, we all ran in different directions, over fences and into fields. No matter how fit you are, at the 4am end of a bender, police are hard to out run. They just rounded us up and dropped us at the main gate of the base.
What the hell is this U.S military???@@StephenButlerOne
My mom turned a cop into an ambulance. She was in labor when she got stopped, her mother was driving, and the cop took one look at her and told her to get in his car. She did, slowly between the contractions, and then stopped when she saw his back seat. Back then they had nice seats and his was new red velvet. She panicked because she was sure she'd ruin them, he was trying not to panic because she looked 12. She was 24, but looked so young. Then she had to give him directions to the hospital because there wasn't one as close as there is now. He did get her there, just in time. I was born in the hospital and not his backseat. But it was a close one.
Well, technically they are public servants
@@goodasgoing18- 23 year olds who mostly don't fight ao just get to get drunk
Rural Pennsylvanian here!
When I was a teenager, my brother took us out driving since he'd just gotten his license. A little dog ran out in front of us while we were going 60 and I was devastated. I made my brother pull other and I called the police while blubbering nearly incoherently because I didn't know what else to do. The cop was there within minutes, calmed me down, checked on the dog, assured us it didn't suffer, let me write down my phone mumber to give to the owners so I could apologize, and took the poor thing back to its owners. It was an insanely positive experience.
Alternatively, years later in the same area, that same brother was driving with his black fiancée. He had a taillight out and got pulled over for it. It was late and the officer wouldnt listen to them when they said they weren't under the influence and kept treating them like they were acting suspicious. He even took both of their licenses, handed my brothers right back, but held onto my SILs took it to back to his car and didnt return for over ten minutes. He then reluctantly handed it back, and told her if she DID ever commit a crime it would follow her for the rest of her life. She was terrified the whole time, and had been trying to be as polite and respectful as absolutely possible. There was no way the cop would have ever felt "threatened" by her like I've seen some idiots mention in other comments. My brother got his badge number and filed a complaint the next day, the station said the jerk hadn't even made record of stopping them.
The stark differences between the two experiences were insane, and really put things in perspective for me as far as my privileges go. Definitely made other instances easier to spot also.
That's just beyond disgusting.
I had this happen to me. My black boyfriend at the time was driving me home from church one Wednesday evening and we were pulled over for no reason. They insisted on taking my license too even though I was the passenger.
Then he was going to try to arrest me for a dog license warrant from 4 years prior. But it was something I already had taken care of and it was cleared (I had the dog license. It was just packed up because we had just moved back to that side of the state.)
When I told him I had the dog license he could follow us the four blocks to my house to see it. He said no. You can just give me $400 and will let you go. I told him I don't have $400 and started calling everyone in my family and the cop finally, let us go telling me I had to go to the courthouse tomorrow to fix the dog license thing.
The lawyer representative guy when I was there that went over the case before I got presented to the judge, was like why are you even here after I showed him the dog license and he dismissed it right then.
OR, JUST MAYBE, these were just two very different cops. If there had been a black person in that car when you hit the dog, I don't think it would've been a different reaction. Cops aren't all the same copy of a person
@@MarleeNadeau-qh5jl nah... race baiter can't think that deep my guy. if one cop is bad they are aaaalll BAD.
@@MarleeNadeau-qh5jl while it’s not all of them, it’s enough that black people have to be fearful for what could happen if they get pulled over. Some cops even pull people over just for being black.
the cat distribution system in action. lol
The way he gestures to him and is like “you know, shoot me” 😂😂😂😂
I drove a sports car to work on a major NJ highway, and got stopped frequently. One day it was not one patrol car, but 4. Now I was nervous. The cops lined up at my window, pulled out a Twinkie with a candle in it and sang happy birthday. They stopped me so often they knew my birth date. Got a lot of verbal warnings, but no tickets.
Is that for real?
Omg, that's novel material right there.
This dude might be full of it just because this is the internet but I actually sincerely hope he’s not haha
That’s the most WP thing ever. Good on you
Cap like a mf
I think the cop was just a sweet soul. 😂😂
Yeah, in small communities he would be like "I don't know that guy - he's probably lost"
Right but it's a privilege to have those types of police officers in your area. A lot of black majority cities and communities have the roughest toughest most jaded officers and they're more likely to be aggressive or bully people. Pennsylvania is the widest state you can get of course he's cheerful as fuck his surroundings are beautiful😂
@lawrencevaughn9149 That's probably more a sign of corrupt cops or a bad community, not a white or black race issue. I'm sure this cop would pull over a black man and do the same thing without any bias.
@@BrasenFossen "I'm sure there's no systemic racism in America, just hundreds of years of unlucky coincidences"
@@lawrencevaughn9149...just move...
They say thet it's racist in the south. I grew up here, had a couple of bad words thrown at me, but that was back in the day. Were good now, I think it's way worse to be in a big city.
It’s that “peace of mind”, I’m glad he understood the question 😅
That whole exchange was so wholesome. 🥹
between the two comics? NOT EVEN, but genius!
It wasn't wholesome, it was pathetic. White people need to stop bending the knee like this. He should've askes the black guy about HIS privilege. At which point the black privilege would have been obvious when the entire crowd started booing and calling the white guy a racist.
He knows, and he understands it's satire... The story never happened...
Wholesome=white
Me mishearing the first guy and waiting for when in the story the wife privilege will come up😂
😂😂
That's how I felt sitting in the theater waiting for the ghosts in "Get Out" 🤣🤣🤣
🤣😂🤣😂
I’m still waiting, for wife privilege.
This was the best answer ever, and he could have stopped after “oh good, I can ask for directions,” but it ended with denying kittens, so like. Damn.
I love how the crowd slowly starting turning on him at the end for that😭
I do totally get the ''ask for directions part though'', since I can get lost anywhere. On straight roads, inside the train and even with GPS on hand etc. I have such a terrible sense of direction that I do have to ask how to get to the place every couple a streets to make sure I'm still on track.
"Awesome, now I can ask for directions." Blows my freaking mind.
Not only did he not shoot me, but he offered me new born kittens 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I once told a cop "Probably not" to the question of if there was drugs in the car and he was like "So there could be drugs in there?" And I just was quickly like "Oh no no chance I'm sorry I'm just tired," and he was just like "Ah okay" and told me my headlight was out...I am very white
Wow
Good
Smh
😂 probably not is a sus response but very privileged
@@86Kera no they just got lucky
The best thing that ever happened to me was having a large Hispanic dude as a passenger in my car regularly for the last few years. It’s given me a whole new perspective on what people that aren’t white go through with the police. I can’t even count the amount of times I’ve been pulled over for stupid shit, only for the officer to harass the passenger and leave the encounter with no ticket and a pissed off Mexican in the second seat. I honestly didn’t believe it was that bad before this but after witnessing countless police literally whip their car around in my mirror to flash their lights at me for no reason it’s impossible for me not to believe him
Next have a police officer as a passager for a few months and have them tell you there side and come to a fair conclusion on this matter
Theres three sides to every story his, hers and the truth.
Where do you live so I can never bother visting there
@allmight8127 After that, you're gonna say there are 4 sides, and soon it's gonna be a Dodecahedron😂
@balliednerd7971 ?
Yup. My rich Mexican brother gets stopped and harassed because his beaner ass always has a nice car!
For my best friend's bachelor party, we tied him up with duct tape and threw him over a fence to a golf course. A nearby neighbor saw and called the police about a suspected kidnapping. The police showed up and I was the only one there. I explained it was my friends bachelor party and what we were planning on doing and he hopped the fence and said "you think I could chase him down and tackle him as a joke?"
We then proceeded to sneak around a private golf course and just trespassing together looking to scare my buddy. Chillest cop ever and the moment I realized that white privilege doesn't get any more real than it did that day.
White privilege in a country that was built and has been governed by people of euro descent for hundreds of years… well no shit
I laughed so hard! ❤😄
The question is do you think it exists for a tangible reason? Like human experience. You'll see when you get older
@@boathousedave2383Maybe the whole ass system that gives them less opportunities of work, education and falsely incarcerates them more. The sixties when Jim Crow was abolished you think that doesnt influence? Are you that much of bigot to think its actually a reason besides marginalization? "Youll realize when you get older" or youre just dumb and led poisoned and cant even recognize you benefit from a system pf oppresion
@@boathousedave2383its so goddamn dumb its actually laughable
Man offered him the mew-mew not the pew-pew.
-_-
White = mew-mew
Black = pew-pew
j/k, way more whites get shot by police
Stolen comment
That’s just a good cop genuinely trying to help the community, we need more people like him.
You're not wrong, but that kind of misses the point.
The privilege here is the driver's thought process, not the cop being nice.
He had no reason to be afraid or worried he'd get wrongly arrested upon getting pulled over. Or shot for trying to comply to instructions "with attitude". He was just "oh, cool, someone who's job it is to help! He can help me!"
That is the amazing part. Being able to even think that. It's a great thing you can just do "for free". Same for if you're in a military uniform, it's wonderful and not something that everyone is even allowed to do.
You get yelled at by the cops, family, and friends for NOT being worried for your life at getting pulled over if you have darker skin (minus the uniform).
Even if the cop is the nicest person in the world, some people legit don't have the luxury to even have pleasant thoughts in that situation.
@@noblesseoblige319you’re acting like white peopel get pulled over and just don’t give a fuck lmao as a white dude when i get pulled over i’m scared as shit i keep my hands on the wheel make sure i’m slow and take my time with movements and I don’t act like an ass, so what fucking privilege do i have when it comes too that? smh just tryna call people racist that’s all when you’re the fucking racist
@@noblesseoblige319i can’t stand racist people like you who obviously got something against white people and claim they live some perfect life
how a cop perceives you has more to do with it than anything. a poor white with tattoos in a bad neighborhood has as much to be scared of as any poc. despite a disparity in shootings by race people forget that 2 to 3 times more white males are killed by police every year than black males. at this point it's becoming a police issue as much as a race issue. qualified immunity, months of training instead of years. there's no way to weed out which cops became cops for the power trip vs. cops who want to help people. yes, it's really easy for bad people to become cops. and you have to view all cops as bad because the 'good ones' still protect the bad ones. i went to federal prison for weed and every traffic stop is a nightmare. i immediately get cuffed, sometimes they point guns at me, and half the time they get k9s to search my car
Whatever
Aww you met officer douglas. We love him he really has a heart of gold ❤😂
He was just waiting to finally tell that story in that context 😂
It's a joke y'all
@@jthomeskilletomg really?? at a comedy show?? i never would’ve guessed
Literally seems like one of those dream sequences from cartoons 😂
THAT'S what it feels like!!! 🤣 You're so right!!
"Here, I have kittens for you." 😂
Those kittens are now a part of that police officer's patrol each shift. Tactical police cat's.
You know its a good privileged 😂 when cats suddenly show up on it 😂😂😂😂
We pulled over a cop once, drove up beside him and pointed to pull over. It was 12:13 just past midnight.
He pulled over and I got out and walked back to him, he put his window down and just looked at me going WTF are you doing?
"Sorry sir the old V8 is very literally running on fumes and we cant find a Servo! Can you tell me where the closest servo is?"
Both coppers just burst into laughter, took a few minutes to get themselves under control.
I was stressed about getting stuck in the rural area of the state and my indignant look set them off even more.
"Turn back to the major highway and the servo is about 2 k's down the road!"
"Thank you sir!"
As i ran back to the car I could them laughing even more.
I must of made their damn night.
We got in sight of the servo before the engine cut out and ran out of fuel and we coasted the rest of the way and pulled right up to the bowser.
😂😂😂😂
Obviously not America they'd be like WTF is a servo.
Does running low on fumes mean petrol?
@@atlanta9286 Yeah sorta.
@@atlanta9286yes, they are talking about the fumes petrol makes
That cop sounds like the sweetest cop ever, hope he's the same way with everyone. He should keep the kittens and call himself Officer Mew-Mew.
He most likely is, but people will constantly deny it because ACAB 🤷♀️
The kittens took me out. 🤣
You couldn’t have predicted a better answer to that question, holy crap 🤣
I've got one:
The notion of white privilege is inaccurate at best and wildly racist at worst. Cops shoot and kill far more whites than any other race in this country.
Life is hard for everybody. Regardless of race. Being born with a certain pigment does not automatically gift you with wealth, education, freedom, power, or easement. Everybody goes through the wringer. Race is not a requirement for hardships.
But sure, let's pretend that out of these two men with the exact same job somehow outclass each other with privilege/trials.
I backtalk cops like my little brothers if they try any bullsplat. I g8ve them the yes sir treatment as long as they stay in their lane, but the minute the veer out, im ready.
I was moving a client one day. We arrive at the new pad just as an officer pulls up. He says i got a call about someone dropping mattresses feom an upper story window.
"Im sorry officer, we didnt see anything, we just got here too."
He repeats himself.
I repeat myself.
He repeats himself a thrid time. The picture comes into focus for me and i say,
Well officer, im sorry to tell you that you are not going to make detective any time soon.
He refocuses himself and i tell him: look at the truck, th8s is all neatly packed and tied in..ive just told you we are arriving, not moving out, and ...look at the truck. It belongs to the county and i work for the county, same as you.
There was no more exchange. If i was black, i probably would not speak to cops like we have the same authority and god knows that man would have stood his ground harder.
I learned that day how cops make different assumptions in poorer neighborhoods and with different ethnicities. We were both white, but i could see the rest of the picture in my minds eye just from this piece of the puzzle
We live in the country, near a very small town, majority white. We are Chicanos, moved from a large city when my kids were young. A friend from the city came to visit. He drove to the store in town and took my teeanage son and his best friend, who is white. I get a call from the police to pick up my son. They had pulled them over, accused our friend of being under the influence (he refused to do a breathalyzer.) They arrested him and impounded his car. They had my teenage son in handcuffs in the back of the police car until I arrived to verify/confirm his identity, which he had provided to them already. His friend, also a teenager, was walking around the parking lot, uncuffed. Had given them a false name, was giving them a hard time for pulling them over. The cops told him to come here again (I gave then his moms number to call her). He told them to wait cause he needed to piss and walked off into the trees. They waited for him. Called his mom, politely asked him to give them his correct name next time. Proceeded to run my sons name for warrants before letting him out of the car /cuffs and releasing him to me. I offered to take his friend home (his mom said it was ok, she didn't have transportation ). Cops said no, they had to make sure he made it home and called him an Uber.
Yep
Wow. 😮
this is so frustrating
This made me so mad I now have a headache. I hope living there didn't give your son any lasting trauma.
Cripes....wild man. It's no wonder the world considers America its Florida
That just sounds like a genuinely good dude lol
Homie had to double check mid story to make sure he was still talking about a police officer
My most privileged moment was when my hunting buddy used all the water we brought to wash his tools and the *grass* while I was still cleaning the pronghorn, leaving me covered in blood and then having to go into a store like that to be able to get different tools to get home after the road washed out.
A police officer at the front of Walmart glanced at the blood on my face and clothes, looked at the ropes and tarps and tools I was buying, and.... Just kept walking over to stare at the black guy buying Takis. Black guy looked at his chips, looked at me, and then gave the officer the MOST affronted look.
Gotta admit, I had some side eye for the officer too.
His partner came out of the toilets, took one look at me and stayed right in front of the register while he googled hunting season days on his phone, but officer 1 left officer 2 all on his own with me to go stalk the guy buying chips. Officer 2 didn't stop me, nobody said a word, but officer 2 followed me to see which car I got into and visibly relaxed once he saw the pronghorn and obvious repairs going on, but... Officer 1 didn't even bother.
Blood in my hair, blood on my pants, blood on my elbows and shoes, and.... Nope. Black guy buying chips was more important. I could hear officer 2 yelling at officer 1 from the parking lot as he walked back in.
This is so funny but so sad at the same time.
This is good!!😂😭😂 "America has a problem"-Easy E
I laughed cuz I would've been making the same faces as you if I was there!
I just love that the irony wasn't lost on you!! There's still hope for our lil' America❤ #GoodHuman
Oh it would've been IT if a black person did that. But we ain't fool enough to go to a public place lol straight home, naked if need be
You must live in the Midwest
Not white (hispanic) but one time my friends and I were at our Senior Sundown (the night before graduation everyone goes to the park and gets drunk). The cops showed up at 10pm because the park closed at 10.
They wanted to make sure everyone got home safe, and in the middle of that watched me do a line of cocaine because I didn't see them. They took my coke away and gave me a ride home.
I swear that scene belongs in a Happy Gilmore sequel 😂
When I was 16, my 14yr old cousin called us. My 2nd oldest brother and cousin were there. He lived in the next town over and he was being harassed by 4 high school seniors. We drove there in 2 minutes (pretty fast) and saw them. They saw us and ran into a store. I stayed in the car while my bro n cuz went in and put the fear of God into them. We drove home 2 minutes later with my cousin who was being harassed (the cousins werent related to each other but we all were close).
5 minutes later, our town cops walk into our home, grab us, and take us to that town's station (all very legal, so were the threats/s). We get finger printed, taken pictures of, the works. Finally they tell us the worker of the store (their friend apparently) says we all were in there threatening her. They put us through the ringer for a few hours. Even put us in cells with adults. Then let us go and tell us to get the hell out of their city. All very legal.
Another time, im driving through the town looking for my brother. (We were at a party and got separated). I'm not breaking any laws. Cop gets behind us, pulls us over, then begins to yell at us. Asking who the hell was driving. I was flabbergasted. Im like, I was. He says im lying, puts us on our knees on the street for over 2 hours searching us and my dad's van. Also body search us. Once they realize we had nothing, they tell us to get the hell out of their city. Again all very legal. Btw if you didnt figure it out, im not white.
All that to set this story up. My wife (white) is driving through the town back to my parent's house. She's speeding. They pull her over. She has no state license (we just moved back from overseas), we dont have the insurance papers. I'm dreading this. My heart is racing. Cop, upon realizing all of this, escorts her to the police station and let's her bond out. We drive home with a ticket she can easily fix. I didnt even know you can bond out of a ticket. I dont even know what that means. Once again, I'm flabbergasted. 😮
No matter what they do it's all right because they all YT. 😒
@@a2cool4u02 yeah, felt the privilige when a sheriff (brown) threw me (white) face first into a brick wall as i walked away from him at school. he didn't like my attitude apparently, i wasn't breaking any laws or rules. was cuffed and drug down to the office, after the nurse got me to quit bleeding, they never charged me with anything, they just said i as "free to go". attempted to file a complaint and was told it would go nowhere by his boss, in front of the principal.
there are power mad asshole cops out there of every color, and they take it out on people of every color. i think it is a privilige to be able to attribute everything bad that happens to you to the color of your skin. the rest of us get shit on for no reason i guess.
@@QwestyDaQwestthis happens to white people less often than non white people, that doesn't mean that white privilege doesn't exist. Those who have only experienced positive things tend to believe that it's because they are basically good people, and that the bad experiences are only for bad people. However, white privilege is not guaranteed to every white person every time. Whatever becomes normal for the police to do to certain people, can become normal behavior and then some white people will be treated the same.
There's that old poem about how what goes around for someone else eventually comes around for you/ me.
@@brendanakers52the actual, factual statistics say that you are wrong. It happens to White people more often. And not just more often because there are more of us, either. Proportionally, it really does happen to White people more often. You just don't hear about it because 1) we generally don't tell everyone who will listen and 2) it doesn't fit the preferred narrative of the Leftist controlled media
Me as a police officer, not fighting crime. Just petting the mew mews
Hey, mew mews need pets
I totally relate to this. When I was young I just took for granted that I was safe around the police. I remember chewing police officers out on a couple occasions, fully confident in my right to do so, and with no sense that it put me in danger. Then one day I was couch surfing at a place with some black dudes, and while I was asleep they were listening to music in the living room. I woke up to sounds of the police knocking and I remember the change in their demeanor when I came out of the room. It was like aggressive suspicion melted from their faces. It completely changed my sense of what it must be like to be black in the U.S.
And so many people still pretend it’s not an issue
I've had a similar reality shifting experience when a black friend was driving me home and got pulled over. @@TransientNeurotic
@@TransientNeuroticno need to pretend, it's not.
@@comegetthathitter6935 Clearly, you are not able to read more than one sentence at a time.
It’s crazy because more white people are killed by police than black according to FBI statistics.
This was so halarious and stinking wholesome🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was once lost in bumfuck nowhere with a friend, and both of us were "on a trip," if you take my meaning. So we ended up in this little nothing town, and could NOT figure out how to get out, or even where to go to try to get home. The town had tons of one-way streets in the downtown area, and no matter how we turned, we always seemed to end up back in the center of downtown. Eventually, we managed to get to the edge of town, when my friend (who was maintaining way better than I was) saw a police officer parked in a lot on the side of the road. So, he pulled in, and asked the guy for directions out of the town, and how to get to the right highway to get home. I remember he started explaining to take lefts, and straights, then look for a particular place you could go right, then he stopped, and seemed to realize why it was so difficult to navigate in his little patch of ground. So he said, "you know what, just follow me." So that's how we ended up taking a trip on a trip out of a creepy little town a 1AM with a literal police escort. The trip home after that was it's own adventure, but the experience always stuck with me, not least because of the nice cop that helped a couple strangers on d**gs get out of his town.
ive seen cops while on a trip and the only thing i could think of was holy fuck theres the cops and i didn't have a good experience yourre telling me you voluntarily spoke to cops while on a "trip". thats the smartest thing ive ever heard of(sarcasm)
@@matthewwarren7879 if you're lost in a town you've never been to before, and it's the middle of the night, and you are able to hide your inebriation... AND you're a "young and dumb" kid who thinks they're invincible (as most kids do, to an extent)... then I don't see the harm in just walking up to the police officer and asked for directions while tripping. If you know you can hide it, then why not?
The thing I'm concerned about, though, is kids driving around while tripping on psychedelics. That's extremely dangerous for everyone else on the road, let alone the kids themselves. It's one thing to take drugs, it's a whole other thing entirely to endanger the lives of others while taking them. Driving while intoxicated is not cool.
Why the fuck were you guys driving while tripping????
@@Fallen4theFallen2 Because their IQ is way below average...
I pulled into someone’s driveway behind them when I got lost in a neighbor hood and the guy drew me a map and offered me a beer while he was drawing it.
Bro is dressed up like a gnome
HE ISSSSS RED POINT HAT AND EVERYTHING 😭😭
That's gnomism, dude. Not cool.
Universal cat distributor needs to give me some damn cats.
Come on over, take your pick.
“do you guys want kittens 👁️👄👁️”
Ok but those kittens made that cops night
I once got pulled over after following the law and stopping at stop signs & red lights. It was in my own neighborhood (majority black/poor) and i knew it was an undercover cop as soon as i pulled out of the driveway (making sure i followed the law). I was with my mom, and we were both professionally dressed, ready for a business meeting across town. I had my license and everything ready and the dude starts stammering and stuttering when he looked at us. Didn't take my license and said it was because i didn't stop before the white line at the red light before turning (a lie) before he turned away. I sat in confusion for a minute before looking at my mom and saying "he thought we were brown." My mom had been used to getting pulled over if you were white because they assume you're here for drugs or hookers. But this was a new one for us. Granted, it was at night, but it was surprising
Your mom sounds like a cool lady
To us blacks ...this is a phenomenon story
😂😂😂
Thanks for a good laugh man!
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I went two years with drug abuse. I got picked up a few times. Never arrested. NEVER. I got called on at 4am in a suburban random white ladies lawn with a meth pipe in my hand. I looked up and asked “Am I getting arrested officers?” They said “No, we’re just taking you to the hospital”. I sometimes say “I don’t know how I survived that long” then I remember my skin color and all the confusion goes away. And I saw a LOT being homeless in DC, Austin, and NJ.
Same thing happened to me, but with DUIs. I somehow got out of three of them. 😮
stop
Damn. I'm white, and I got stopped for the way I was dressed. Honestly think it's more area, police fucked with me most my life
Thank you for your honesty and humility lovely.
@@jaimereneewissner7032 ffs it was because of your sex, not your skin. Men get treated more harshly by the police. Just look at sentencing for the same crimes. Men get more time for the same crime. And someone is going to say "Buh but W men get less time for the same crime as B men.". That has been proven untrue when you take repeat offenders into consideration. Judges are harsher on repeat offenders.
Wow, I had a white privilege experience where I was broke down and a cop drove me to Wal-Mart to get a new tire in Clayton County, GA - Thing is I'm Black. Must have been those Anglo-Norman genes shining through all this beautiful Blackness LOL.
That’s the way it’s supposed to be! You were literally SERVED AND PROTECTED! Awesome
Damn a cop did their job? Crazy.
Must've been a slow 🦥 day 😊.
I got lost on a roundabout off a motorway after midnight when the motorway was unexpectedly closed. I parked ON the roundabout. The policeman drew up behind me put his cap on motioned me to wind down my window and asked. Lost are we madam? I fake cried and blurted out like a child I WANNA WEAR YOUR HAT. He laughed and asked where I was going then led me home😊
“Going to sports games with my dad” 😂😂 messed up one that came to my mind
OMG! I laughed so hard! I never would have put those two together. My mother and I were driving and discovered we were in a not so good area; we got funneled into an ID/Insurance check point (common in this County). When we pulled up to the officer, and without hesitation, my mother said, "How do I get out of "X" County?" The look on this guy's face said everything! He gave us directions and even opened up the checkpoint cones so we could turn around.
Even without the traffic/kitten story, just seeing how you both interacted together on stage wa a needed feel good moment for me today. But thanks for the hilarity too! 🎉😅
Yeah, white and blacks have never been friendly. How amazing these two can interact. ..sarcasm…
That’s not white privilege that’s the cat distribution system hard at work. And just a really sweet cop.
American it's all about race
@@claudiocaldo2668 Ain’t that the truth, it so sad how segregated folks are these days.
Yeah that's an example of both.
Its white privilege
@@jtidema You’re right, the cat distribution system only chooses sweet people. It is both.
The cat dispensary attacks again!
"Not only did he not shoot me
... but he offered us kittens." 😂😂😂😂
White driver: Mew Mew
Black driver: Pew Pew
HIGHLY underrated comment 😂😂
Omg 😳
Yeah cuz theyrjust killing black folks anytime they want, all the time
Tf are you all 6 years old?
This comment was funny the first time I read it..Why do people steal other people’s comments cause it got likes?? 🤣🤣you know you don’t HAVE to comment right? Especially if you can’t think of anything clever on your own
It’s very unlikely if you don’t attack the officer. He isn’t going to shoot you because you happen to be a member of ONE particular race.
Why do you think Asians don’t get shot by cops? Asian privilege?
Good on him for having the awareness that is a privileged experience.
That's only a privilege in the shithole that is America. In Europe, you can expect this normally from policemen.
That this is even considered as a privilege in your country, only shows how f*** up the US actually is
Nobody told him that white men are much more likely to be targeted by police brutallity than any other demographic.
So it's not really a "privilege", he is just in denial and being lied to.
So you're assuming the cop was only nice beause this guy is white?
Uh, yeah, white cops are more likely to kill white men than they are to physically hurt a black man in any way, it's the opposite for black cops though, so, if you are scared of cops, be scared of cops of your own race.
13% of kittens appear at 52% of m traffic stops
My friend was driving us to work and got pulled over for being on his phone.
Officer "you know why I pulled you over"
Friend "yeah".
Officer "don't do that shit again, go on, get out of here"
Friend "Thanks mate"
Me 👀👀👀
He offered “mew mew” instead of “pew pew”.
He wasn't scared for his life either
Yes, that was the point of the story.
Where the hell did all of you people grow up, Mayberry? Cops are not friendly, you can't say anything that will get you out of a ticket. Maybe its because my southern european roots don't give me that northern european look, but somehow I doubt it.
That’s usually what happens when you’re not high enough to scream and threaten a police officer. The tinfoil cops are out to get minorities trope is so old and tired, as well as statistically untrue.
My dad would find animals on patrol. One time, he found two doberman puppies next to a trash dumpster in the country. He scooped them up and brought them home... we kept the girl and our neighbor took the boy. She was the sweetest, most protective, loyal dog to our family... and as far as the kids, she thought we were HER babies lol.
I told an officer I was on drugs and they didn't do anything.
@@grouchypotatowolfpack5580 they certainly didn't do any paperwork 😁
Imagine getting pulled over and instead of a ticket you get two kittens!!!!!
I wasn’t ready for the kittens part 😂😂😂
Neither was I.
I am white. Similar story. I was behind a closed restaurant in their dirt/grass lot area. A cop rolls in- thinking he caught me stealing or something- no reason to be back there. Turns out- there was. I saw a kitten jump into the engine bay of a woman's car in a parking lot. She drove off. I was horrified. At the traffic light, I was relieved to see it jump out of the car. I am imagining it's little head inches from a spinning engine belt. Any who, he then jumps into my warm engine bay. No joke. I slowly drove to that safe lot. Cop gets there and for an hour, he helps me take apart my engine panels and save this kitten. He then adopted it. He was not very friendly to me- seemed to tolerate me. I think cops generally have disdain for the public.
That’s, you know, that’s probably it
Lmaoooo
The Cat Distribution System has no limits on time and place 😅
I’m a complete glow in the dark half Mexican & still feel terror every time a cop is behind me. 😂 been arrested once. Ticketed maybe 3x my entire life. All my own fault. But I will never not be afraid. 😂😂😂😂 This interaction would have had me dying laughing on the side of the road. And taking the kittens home.
That joke hits hard after the debate 😂😂😂
Dude spawned Kittens
That wasn't a chill cop. That was just a chill dude
as long as the driver he pulled over was white with the proper state's plate. look it up
That's a brilliant answer, and hilarious!
Thanks!
@@MikeFeeneyComedyuhh, Mr. Feeney, you're more likely to be murdered by a member of your own race, police officer or not.
Mine was back when I was 19 and working the late shift as a pizza delivery driver. I got home at 2:00am. I noticed that my16 yr old sister had forgotten to water the plants... it was just us living alone at the house and it was middle of summer... so I grabbed the water hose that had one of those pistol style nozzles and began watering. A car comes flying into the driveway and giant flood lights lit me up. I turn around still nozzle in hand... I am wearing the pizza hut uniform which was black pants and a black waffle knit polo with a tiny logo on the left shoulder. I bring my hand up to shield my eyes. I hear the words "FREEZE, DROP IT!" I'm so confused, and I'm like "what? Can I help you?" The cop pushes the floodlight down slightly so I can see her... or maybe she did it to better see my 'weapon'. She was standing behind her car door, gun raised. She asked me what I was doing and I looked down at the nozzle and said "uh.. watering the plants?" She yelled back something to the effect of "in the middle of the night?!" And I was like... yeah... I just got off work from Pizza Hut. Not once during this confrontation did I ever feel any fear at all. I never had any idea that I could have been shot and killed. That thought did not occur to me until many years later while taking a class about race relations and heard an almost identical story, but the kid was a black guy. It was immensely eye opening. Apparently just down the street an hour earlier several cars had been broken into.
Sorry i cant handle any kittens right meow
😂 Many years ago (pre-cell phones) I got lost in DC and wound up in a NOT NICE neighborhood. I was getting a bit stressed. I finally found a cop parked on the side of the road and asked him for directions. He looked at me like, "Girl, you don't belong here..." 😂 Black cop. Stand up dude. Gave me directions and I was on my way.
About five years ago I was on I-29 in Missouri, on a road trip alone with my four young daughters. I only had a dumb phone at the time and an atlas. The interstate was suddenly shut down and everyone was being forced off in a rural area. At the top of the exit ramp a cop was directing people left or right and not allowing anyone back onto the interstate. I tried to ask for directions but he just waved me on and told me to keep moving. I pulled over into an empty lot on the other side of the interstate and had to pull out the map to find a surface road to get further up the road and get back on the interstate. White cop. Completely unhelpful.
There are good and bad cops of all races.
True,but to be fair,there’s also a time and place for everything. You had an entire interstate that would have piled up behind you. He couldn’t let you stop right there.
@@pollystemen7219 Not exactly. It was a rural area with not much traffic.
I'm guessing that police department didn't train that cop to believe that his life is under threat at every moment.
That's a dumb statement.
@@nonombre7159 Please elaborate. In many cases, formal police training has a big influence on officers' sense of danger in ordinary circumstances, which has an influence on the way they treat the public.
Or he didn't hold any prejudice against a white person.
Which is the definition of white privilege in relation to public interacting with police. Maybe this particular cop at the particular time and place where this story occurred would have had that same interaction with a black driver, but the majority of the time that is simply not how it works. Even when a specific cop is not personally racist, a lot of cops are taught that white people are less dangerous than other races. Which is part of the privilege of being a white American in America in this day and age. It's getting better, but it's still a long way from being a fair system.
@@rhia_codethat’s true but the sheepdog seminar that teaches police to view themselves as above civilians and that some people are inherently dangerous (wolves) has a direct correlation with the violence in the districts that use it, and it’s slowly becoming less and less common
Dude've been waiting his whole life for the opportunity to tell this story. HAHAHA I'm glad he got it out of his chest. HAHAAH
He's giving John Mulaney
vibes
A black cop pulled up to me smoking pot in my parked car back in ‘85. He took my weed crushed it on the ground. Took my bong and broke it on the ground. And then left. Hardly said a word.
Better than jail lol
Dewey! You dont want no part of this shit!
Damn, he broke your bong? How rude!! Bet he didn’t clean up the glass either.
Instead of charging you or taking you in?
Might as well have given you kittens at that point
One time I got pulled over with two confirmed gang members in my car, one or both of them ended up getting arrested for a warrant, while I ended up BSing with and showing the cops my, at that time, medical weed pipe cause they asked nicely and legit appreciated the glasswork, this was central CA in early 2010s.
That is an absolutely crazy story! hahaha😂😂😂